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star-mail · 6 months
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moshang stole my hamster :(
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shniff shniff
part 1 part 2 [ extra: 1 & 2 ]
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berriicherry · 5 months
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bros before hoes.
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what else can i say?
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jackalspine · 8 months
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Lol pt.2 of drawing my frequently visited fandoms as cats
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quilleth · 2 years
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Here’s the second fic I completed as part of the Graveyard Project hosted by Moshang Events over on twitter!
Posting the link directly again because this one also is also on the longer side for me!
Summary:
System Alert! New Storyline Unlocked: Lightning Strikes Twice: Candor of Crystalline Caverns!! Good luck!      
Sent on a fetch quest by the System, some of Airplane's ideas catch up with him, and Shang Qinghua is forced to confront his past with Mobei Jun as a witness.
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piosplayhouse · 2 months
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Tbh Shen Yuan was kind of a pussy for getting mad about sqh's weird plant world building shenanigans because real horticulture is so much stranger than anything that could've been in pidw. Here's some very real crazy ass plants with crazy ass names that I would like to bring to fandom attention
- labios de puta / girlfriend kiss
- naked man orchid
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- amorphophallus yaoi. Already mentioned various times
- horny goat weed (weed that makes goats horny)
- clitoria / pea flower (yeah that thing they use in boba shops to make instagrammable drinks that are purple/blue gradient. That's pussy juice babe!)
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imagining an svsss au where pidw is an omegaverse stallion novel but sqq’s original world is not so obviously shen yuan knows about the omegaverse but then has to experience being an omega for the first time when he transmigrates and complaining about it to the system and sqh constantly that this wasn’t written in
optional element of luo binghe also being an omega and shen yuan getting huffy about that but not necessary
would the omegaverse curb shen qingqiu’s comphet tendencies? would it transfer them to be about being in an a/a or o/o relationship? only you can decide
how would shen yuan who definitely knows that mpreg is possible always because of the side of the internet he frequented but never really conceptualized it react to suddenly getting pregnant but the protagonist?
extra fun if in an extra lbh and sqq go back to sqq’s world (system shenanigans) and luo binghe can’t scent his a guan anymore because that world doesn’t operate by omegaverse rules
please please leave thoughts on this
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posting more svsss fanart this time half finished doodles of a lil au that’s been cooking in my brain for a few weeks
fox shen yuan aus have my heart and soul anyways he gains more tails the higher his cultivation is :33
plot points for this below the cut (also apologies for the terrible image quality she’s been through a lot (my google drive))
- shen yuan is a fox demon, he gets popped into a very young fox demon similar to how airplane gets dropped into baby shang qinghua (airplane is sqh in this au but that’s not plot relevant yet)
- little fox shen yuan, still getting the hang of his powers and creating a human form, runs into shen jiu in the woods, realizes this “random” teenager looks a lot like he did in real life, and unconsciously shifts to look like him
- shen yuan and shen jiu become kind of friends (in that shen jiu feels like he needs to protect shen yuan because he thinks he’s naive and also thinks it’s funny when he’s a bitch and shen yuan also thinks that shen jiu is funny when he’s a bitch and that he should probably keep this kid from dying or screwing himself up with his clearly demonic cultivation too bad)
- shen yuan eventually figures out how to look fully human (prior to him and sj going to cang qiong mountain)
- sy and sj become disciples on qing jing together! how does shen yuan cultivate? well sj is the only one who knows he’s a demon but they manage to swipe a fox demon cultivation manual from qing jing peak’s library for him
- when the qing generation ascends shen yuan leaves cang qiong to go be a wandering cultivator and write a bestiary
(at this point you may be asking, where is zhuzhi-lang? he’s in the doodles, why hasn’t he shown up yet? fear not, he is coming)
- while traveling shen yuan decide that the mortal realm is too boring and there are far too many papapa plants there so he travels to the demon realm to record more beasts
- at this point tianlang-jun is still the emperor of the demon realm, and, through shenanigans probably, shen yuan manages to save zhuhai-lang from a rather dangerous plant that mimics normal demonic plants and gets introduced to the emperor
- it does not take long for shen yuan to realize that this is luo binghe’s father and decide, hey, maybe he can help this guy and hopefully get both of luo binghe’s parents to survive so he can have a kind of normal life without the trauma (he is still masquerading as a human at this point and there’s quite a bit of controversy about the demonic emperor taking advice from a human cultivator, linguang-jun later mocks mobei-jun for ‘following in the late emperor’s footsteps’ when he takes shang qinghua as his primary advisor)
- this plan does not work, shen yuan is exposed to the cultivation world as a demon and a traitor and gets his ass tossed into the endless abyss so he can’t warn zzl and tlj about the plot against them
- (shen jiu goes to see him before he gets sent in: “why’d you do it?” “i… i wanted to try and let them (su xiyan and tianlang-jun) be happy together…”)
- sy is stuck in the abyss making himself a little house and strong arming the various horrors down there into liking him
- cut to shen jiu, now shen qingqiu, extremely bitter about the fact that the only person he considered a friend betraying him the cultivation world, and seeing baby binghe who looks just like the guy his friend got tossed into the the abyss for and figures out that this must have been what shen yuan was trying to protect
- shen qingqiu is livid and takes it out on binghe
- yet another cut, we know what bingge’s childhood was like, and binghe’s gets dropped into the abyss (sqq thinks that it’s fitting he sends the beast to the same fate that trying to protect him doomed shen yuan to)
- binghe wanders the abyss, being miserable, for several years before he comes across… a house? the bamboo house from qing jing peak? is he hallucinating? but no, it’s not quite the same, it’s made with whatever freaky bamboo equivalent grows in the abyss and there’s a pen with a six-legged carnivorous horse around the side of it
- shen yuan built himself a version of the bamboo house because he really liked it and he helped build shen qingqiu’s bamboo house as a sort of present/congratulations for ascending to peak lord status and he wanted a comfortable place to relax where he’s less likely to be attacked by a beast
- binghe is very confused when he is enthusiastically greeted by a fox demon who looks like his scummy teacher but is rather quickly endeared and intrigued
- they bond, shen yuan helps binghe find xin mo and they get out of the abyss and into the demon realm together with shen yuan acting as an advisor for binghe similarly to how he did with tlj, with the condition that binghe helps him release tlj and zzl from their prison
- this is the main catalyst for them going to huan hua in this au (most people have forgotten what sy looks like or they were too young to remember his trial even happening, it wasn’t anything super public because publicity for the great sects is very important so they kept things very hush hush)
- shen yuan reunites with zhuzhi-lang and tianlang-jun! it takes them a while to figure out how to properly break them out but they do manage it!
- at some point in the demon realm shen yuan and shang qinghua run into each other and clock that the other person is a transmigrator pretty quickly (they both have a habit of muttering in chinglish during court and they hear each other and do the spider-man point meme)
- sqh and sy bond and binghe and mbj don’t exactly know if they should be jealous about it, they’re very close and seem to share some sort of strange dialect that only the two of them speak and spend a lot of time together?? (they’re arguing and maybe kissing a little bc… cumplane my loves)
- shen yuan eventually has the misfortune of running into liu qingge (who survives here because i love him and i think that sy would at least try to prevent his death because he found him endearing when they were disciples), while sy is delighted that his shidi is alive he’s less happy about having cheng luan pointed directly at his throat in a secluded alleyway when he was just trying to browse the market of a town he remembered being pleasant
- reuniting with lqg leads to reuniting with the rest of cang qiong (and getting yelled at for his incompetence by shen qingqiu before they make up)
- shen yuan has (just barely) convinced binghe that torture is not the answer to solving his trauma so shen qingqiu does not get water prisoned but they aren’t trusted alone in a room together for a good long time
- eventually this probably ends in shen yuan collecting a harem on accident (not that he’s very upset about it but still, he’s confused how he managed this)
- neither binghe nor shen qingqiu are particularly pleased about the harem thing but like… they love shen yuan and if it makes him happy they’ll put up with these other idiots (they totally don’t like some of the other harem members what are you talking about? there’s nothing going on there stop asking them about it)
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SY/SQH Fic Idea #3
SY and SQH are dating pre-transmigration, like since high school. (They’re the couple everyone hates because it took so long for anyone to realize they were together because they argued all the time, come to find out they’re high school sweethearts). Since SQH has been in PIDW longer than SY he’s spent years trying to find a way back to SY. Literally 30 seconds after meeting they realize who the other is and are both so happy to be with each other (especially SQH since it’s been longer for him). Everyone is literally so confused because they act the way they did before, bickering and arguing one moment but are chill the next. No one understands the nature of their relationship. So SQQ and SQH decide to fuck with them and play it up. They flirt and joke around one moment then ignore or bicker the next. One day they pretend to have a huge fight but SQQ overhears someone talking bad about SQH and absolutely blows up making everyone even more baffled about what they are to each other. Friends? Enemies? Lovers? (Yes to all). They continue with their shenanigans, then one day out of the blue announce their engagement. All the peaks absolutely lose it.
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Boyfriends SQH and SY who couldn’t get married pre-transmigration because it wasn’t legal, after transmigrating, find out they can finally get married, the most unexpected wedding with the most random couple the peak lords have ever seen happens out of nowhere and they’re just like 🧍‍♂️.
All the peak lords: 🫨😧😵‍💫🤯😱🤢
SY & SQH: 😌😊(🖕😝)
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thepalaceofharuhime · 5 months
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Hmmm…
Looking at your fandoms, I can’t help but think some sort of Bingqiu in Spy X Family (or a SxF Xianxia fusion) could be super fun!
The question is… what would their roles be.
Assassin Luo Binghe, or spy Luo Binghe… and which of them gets gender swapped. 🤔
Oh!! Maybe Shen Yuan was meant to be an ally of the female half of the main duo, Liu Mingyan, but through shenanigans he somehow ends up with her role instead, and the System demands he fake marry Binghe anyway. 😂
This is exactly the kind of prompt i was hoping for! TY!!! 🙏
The way i see it Binghe would definitely be the assassin, Shen Yuan is too big of a softie not to mention one who so easily put on the mask of another man before so he would definitely be the spy.
But also being oblivious to feelings yet a capable badass, bad in the kitchen, feeling inadequate as a partner? All Shen Yuan. Binghe with his protagonist Halo meanwhile would fit better with Mr. All around perfect Husband. So i guess it'd be a little like Yor and Loyd had switched professions.
Shen Yuan's over protective brother in a position of power? I wonder who that would be? Enter Shen Jiu haha. Rather than secret police he'd be a detective looking in to all the murders rather than keeping state secrets from spies though. To keep that rivalry between him Binghe. The family member Binghe became an assassin to provide for? His mom. The gardener AKA the guy who hired him and hands him his missions? Meng Mo. Franky,the spy's funny informant and gadget supplier, occasional babysitter and not to mention bestfriend? Shang Qinghua.
I dont know if i should replace Fiona with Liu Quinge as Fiona's character really would fit Binghe better. But Liushen is a weakness of mine even if onesided and those two were just made for coworker romances. Maybe I should give Binge someone trying to woe him too? Sha hualing? Then if i dont go with your other idea of having SY transmigrate in to Liu Mingyan (which i am saving up in my head because i absolutely love the idea) then i can add something in the background with her and Sha hualing. I'm positive i could find a way to write in Mobei for SQH or i could go with Scumplane and have him end up Shen Jiu and actually yeah that would work, need to distract SJ long enough for Bingyuan to get it on afterall. Oh what about SQH x SJ x LQG? Or should Shen Yuan get a second husbandafterall? Alternatively imagine LQG crying over a bowl of icecream.
Next question is if SY didnt transmigrate into LMY then who is he? What about Ning Yingying? Who could be SJ's little sister in this world? Or he couldve just been put in there as a female version of himself. Or like it was with Shen quingiu a character who vaguely resembles him and has a similar name. She just happens to be a woman though. Or maybe go with the mulan aproach and have him crossdress? But then how does he explain to his brother that he's suddenly - he could say that he's in love with binghe and the only way to marry him was fake his papers to pretend to be a woman since queer marriage isnt yet allowed in their fictional country. Like no one cares if they date its just they havent gotten to the legalisation of marriage yet. And if SJ asks why they had to get married so suddenly anyway (cuz no way in hell is SY getting away with saying he forgot to tell him for a year) he could say that they had to so they could adopt their daughter. Who in this case scenario could be Ning Yingying, should she still have Anyas powers? damian could be Ming fan or the little palace girl or whatever (im not yet far enough in the books to now her and the old man that well so id have to check the wiki) and i could make the palace master donovan desmond and have SY and LBH team up to take him down in the end.
Anyways yeah these are just some ideas, and again thanks for the prompt! I can't wait to write this! Maybe i'll draw something for it later too. ❤️
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star-mail · 6 months
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part 1 part 2 [ extra: 1 & 2 ]
did i mention noodle bites alot (he loves me i swear)
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queens-of-spirits · 1 year
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Some Scum Villain Fanfic Ideas I’ve Got Stewing:
(These are all Bingqiu and Moshang becuase with maybe background Qijiu because those are my ships)
In no particular order:
Binghe’s mother(s) are/is given the chance to see how her son grew up via time travel system shenanigans and SQQ being given a “meet the mother-in-law” quest
A moshang version of the questionnaire extra
My take on the Bingmei vs Bingge extra, where they each have a system and have to stay in each other’s worlds for a week (this believe it or not came about before I knew this extra existed)
Hades and Persephone au with LBH as Hades and SQQ as Persephone
An au where everything is the same, but SQQ is a vampire
An mpreg fic where the demons are the ones pregnant for once (I have scenes for this already written). Contains a sequel idea where Bingqiu’s daughter ends up meeting Bingge
It turns out that all of the Shen siblings are anime-esque protagonists and the three left in his old world realize SY transmigrated and use magic to track him down and reunite
SY gets sent back to his old world and LBH comes to get him, hilarity and angst ensue.
Og!MBJ swaps places with the svsss version and is very confused. Leads into a sequel where pre-transmigration versions of SQQ and SQH are kidnapped and effectively seduced by the PIDW boys
My take on an A/B/O au
LBH tries to become Bingpup to get closer to SQQ post abyss, becomes a giant wolf instead. He still gets adopted and an identity reveal ensues
An intense harem selection au where SQQ wins before it even starts
Probably like 80 more, I love this series
Let me know if you have a favourite I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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tcfactory · 1 day
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Been thinking about MoShang and the question of how they would handle SQH ascending, because depending on how the world works (which we don't really know based on canon tbh) the heavens might be a completely separate plane of existence you can't easily come back from if at all. Also what about BingQiu? Bingge or Bingmei, he would raze everything to the ground, kill everyone and salt the earth if he got separated from his Shizun.
I know the easy answer is MBJ's teleportation powers or SQH pulls some author nonsense, but hear me out:
Heavenly demons are called that because they were originally kicked out of heaven. Probably primordial deities of sorts. So technically it should be possible for them to ascend again.
So clearly the best way to make MBJ eligible for ascension is to turn him into a heavenly demon. Do they borrow the heavenly aspect from LBH who can ascend either as a heavenly demon or just a regular cultivator? Do they go through a bunch of wacky hijinks ft. TLJ? (“It’s a bit like mold, divinity. You only need to give a little and if the target cultivates the right way it will spread and he will become a proper heavenly demon over time. I’ll help him get started!”) Who knows, I haven't thought that far, this idea starts and ends with 'what if heavenly demon MBJ ascending with his husband?' actually.
Also if they decide that LBH should ascend through his heavenly demon ancestry, then he would need to actually better himself and sort out all his insane neuroses which sure would be An Event. Shen Yuan trying to very belatedly instill Good Morals (any kind of morals, really) in his husband would be a trashfire. MBJ can cultivate towards detachment or something, he has the temperament for it, but LBH can't and it would bug him so much that MBJ is beating him in something. All the while TLJ is giving Advice (Wrong Answers Only) from the sidelines because he put off trying to ascend until ZZL gets reincarnated, but that doesn't mean he can't be involved in the proceedings and have fun.
And once they are all gods there can be some extra shenanigans, because I always thought that it must be one hell of a time to sort the twelve peak lords/new gods out and this batch comes with two extra. Transmigrator and Airplane reveal? Sure, why not. Shen Jiu waiting for them there because he lived Shen Yuan's life (got all the therapy he needed, bettered himself and worked off his karma) and then the universe short circuited and he got pulled back here ages ago and he's kinda pissed that his martial siblings took this long? Hell yes (QiJiu are my blorbos, Do Not Separate).
Just a whole pile of "We ascended to heaven and it was only a medium-sized disaster, actually".
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fruitdaze · 5 days
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new moshang fic from me!!!!
a little more close to me
❄️ 8k words, rated m
❄️ post-canon developing relationship
❄️ courting rituals, engagement gifts, sqh's daddy kink (???) and further shenanigans
❄️ https://archiveofourown.org/works/55368160
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having read neery's the more you don't know, I am now imagining a fic where a postcanon au lbh is trying to run a secret double life as both 1) his shizuuuuun's disciple and 2) the emperor of the demon realm. lbh is demon emperor, he thinks sqq doesn't know, and he absolutely wants to keep it that way for his own bingy reasons; their early-relationship communication is just bad enough to make this farce possible. consider:
binghe desperately trying to juggle his many, many time commitments. his google calendar is very full and his time management techniques are increasingly strained
yakkity sax playing in the background as lbh sprints hither and yon, frantically cutting portals between realms with xin mo when people's backs are just turned
new disciples like 'uhhh so are we all pretending the head disciple isn't terrifyingly OP with a huge demonic huadian orrrr'
some kind of demon incursion or demon diplomatic envoy to cang qiong where the demons are taxidermy_fox.jpg like 'why is the demon emperor here and also serving us tea'
sqq doesn't know lbh is the demon emperor. he thinks he gave up the throne, or never bothered to grab it. his oblivious POV is just "why is binghe acting so weird and stressed all the time? very strange"
possibly sqq knows about the demon emperor thing, and so all lbh's schemes are for naught
possibly sqh is the only person who knows about lbh's double life, because he's regularly both around mobei-jun and at cang qiong (how did this happen in this au? shhh)
sqh: "huh, bro, I could have sworn binghe was just-" (binghe, out of sqq's line of sight but not sqh's, draws a finger across his throat with an expression of menace that perhaps indicates that the gesture may be intended literally) "-uh, looking peaky yesterday! but he looks fine today, doing great in his cultivation I see!!"
now, obviously, you have to mangle the course of canon to pull this off. but you don't have to really mangle any of the interpersonal stuff! no one has to catch an idiot ball! they're just canonically That Bad at communication! and here, as always, that aspect of their relationship opens up endless opportunities for dumb Shenanigans(tm) in fic. love them.
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esprinesso · 7 months
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A personal headcanon is SQH wrote TGCF and MDZS after SVSSS and forgot about them and left them in the drafts. Until one of his family members found it and decided to publish it. And one day when shenanigans start and SQQ is screaming at him about other characters popping up. SQH is like "Oh yeah, I forgot I wrote a related series to PIDW. Whoops." And SQQ is left eye twitching.
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prinzgnomeovonchaos · 8 months
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Absolute crack au that invaded my brain while thinking about ham qinghua (as you do):
So sqh and sqq (shen yuan version) both are magical girl familiar type creatures, sqh obviously a hamster like critter and sqq a cat (they also have humanoid forms, for moshang reasons)
These guys have their typical frenemies situation going on and are still transmigrators in a world where sects and stuff still exists but also there are some creatures that can only be defeated by the magical girl proxy of xianxa. Their system ordained task is finding a young Maiden each to save the world through the power of friendship, basically all the wifes would have been eligible candidates.
But of course they both manage to choose their respective favorite, so now lbh and mbj occasionally have to transform into xianxa inspired magical girls (gender neutral) to save the day!
Getting them to work together is a task in and of itself, since their familiars are nonstop bickering. Also their powers turned out... Interesting... Due to them being a stoic ice demon and an obsessive grey sheep.
Lots of shenanigans later they defeat the evil puppet master OPM (fuck that guy) and sqh and sqq are granted their humanoid forms. Binghes horny levels reach critical and mbj has finally found his future consort. And they live happily ever after :)
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