#starts eating faster

[47crows]

Returned Embrace

#hey eli wheres your sire #eli… what do you have eli #wHATS IN YOUR MOUTH ELI #starts eating faster #ELI NO #art #digital art #artwork #oc art #original character #my ocs #concept art #vtm oc #vtm tzimisce #tzimisce #diablerie #vampire #vampire eli #vtm #vampire the masquerade #epitome of he loved it so much he ate it

[humbuns]

please never go away

#enstars #ensemble stars #valkyrie enstars #mika kagehira #shu itsuki #shumika #erhm...........if you want me to explain this i feel like i would be the gif of the girl going “eto...bleh” lmao #it all started because of a video of moments of shu growling in songs and then i l read the lyrics for amor vincit omnia #i also feel like it doesn't make sense but i think that's the beauty of putting this in mika's perspective #cause i feel like he wouldn't be able to convey his love to shu the way shu would to him #i feel like he would just go 'oshi-san can i eat your heart?' cause that's where shu's love is stored in and that's the faster way to it #anyway i can't wait for my valkyrie trip album to come

[micerhat]

Yum yum yum - it’s like French Onion Soup, but with a twist!

...the twist: It’s from the garbage.

#glamrock chica #moondrop #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf security breach #security breach #shes just gonna start chugging it again #its like yelling what are you eating at an animal and it just starts eating whatever it is even faster while running from you

[chronicas]

I gotta say resolving the main conflict with what is essentially the demon yelling “WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH” at Laios is the funniest shit in the world. Among the best manga ever written 10/10.

#He even immediately started eating it faster. Lmfao. #ophidian lore #dungeon meshi

[hinderr]

session 0 sal and penelope skiesly you are so special to me

#what do you MEAN you wake up in an unfamiliar cabin and your first instinct and the only thing on your mind is to look for your not-daughter #to the point of tunnel-vision you leap out of bed to find her #what do you MEAN you find a doll and after making sure its not cursed you give it to her #what do you MEAN you realise the woods are too quiet and start walking faster and when your NOT-daughter starts lagging behind you just pic #her up like its second nature to you what do you MEAN you take away her bowl of cereal because you're not sure if its safe to eat and when #she gets sad youre unable to comfort her so you just pat her head and pray that's enough what do you MEAN you meet a man you try to lie to #but when he calls penelope your daughter you deny it and he calls that a lie too except its not a lie (except it sorta is isn't it you-) #(-just dont want to admit it because it scares you but just because you're also lying to yourself it doesn't make it any less of a lie) wha #do you MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN #i miss her. i miss penelope so fucking bad you don't even understand #sal skiesly #penelope skiesly #hinderr posting #agoraphobia campaign

[sysig]

Spoiled rotten (Patreon)

#Doodles #Villainsona #Just Desserts #Surprise! New Just Desserts lore drop and it's about being sick lol #Luckily I am not sick currently :) Y'know how it is with ideas lol they pop up at random #It'll be useful for any future unfortunates :0 Hopefully not too soon! #So >:3c Onto explanations and terminology hehe #Most types of sickness in Just Desserts are referred to as ''Spoiling'' - it acts like an infection that can affect any part of the body #It usually starts inside since residents are technically endothermic - they have immune and waste systems that self-clean and regulate #But like anything these are fallible! Usually if the system(s) get backed up or overwhelmed - or caught! Spoiling is contagious #It's pretty hard to catch tho unless it progresses to the skin which is pretty rare - or if infected blood gets into an uninfected system #Again! Hard to just accidentally happen! But not impossible #The best thing a Spoiled resident can do is rest - cool down - and eat foods rich in protein :) #Which is like the JD equivalent of bitter medicine lol - the stereotype of ''Ew Broccoli''? Yeah everyone in the JD universe feels that way #Ironic since I love broccoli but it's icky-bitter to JD residents! Haha - candied vegetables are an acquired-enjoyable taste tho :) #And carrots are obviously a very popular ingredient lol #But yeah - a lot of JD things are the opposite of how humans do like staying warm to fight sickness #Staying warm will make Spoiling progress faster and overwhelm a resident's system! The best thing to do is rest somewhere cold #Spoiling is much less common in winter as you can imagine :) #And just like Melting some foods are less prone to Spoiling than others - it's a bit less straightforward than Melting tho lol #Partially because it depends way more on the life habits of the resident rather than their inherent traits #But some foods are unusually delicate! And some keep forever! It's not dependent on ''soft'' foods or even sugar content! #Preservatives aren't really a thing in the JD universe - antibodies? Lol - and all residents are ''fresh'' food because they're regenerative #They're also all adults from the get-go so cell reproduction and body health....It's all a thing it's all a thing lol #The important part is that they can get sick but they can also heal themselves - and when they can't there's medicine and magic! :D #Like when the Candymer got a cut that went down to her air pocket! Candy medicine :)

[pearldefiance]

The difference isn't "people write fanfiction now and it's fundamentally unserious and unworthy to be Culture." People who break out the smelling salts and head to the fainting couch when they hear "Dante's Divine Comedy was fanfiction" are ignoring the point that cultural production is the same as it ever was: Any foundational cultural myth has hundreds to thousands of different versions that each reflect the experiences of contributors from different times and places. Look at Robin Hood. Look at King Arthur. (I'm picking those because they're the easy ones most Westerners know. What I'm saying is broadly applicable.)

What has changed is that corporations now own the majority of foundational cultural myths and leverage them as capital. That gives them carte blanche to claim that derived works are fundamentally lesser and subject to their authority, a claim most people accept uncritically. "Fanfiction" has always been going on as long as you recognize that "fans" are the folk in folklore. They receive something from a storyteller, they change it, and their versions drastically outnumber the so-called official version. For most of history, the folk have defined the grounding myths that underpin their social consensus. It was very difficult to nearly impossible to point back into history and say "this was the first, canonical version from the real author." In many cases, we still can't figure it out. And it's probable we never will, because narratives weren't (that kind of) capital for most of history.

This is just another way fences are being placed around the commons and we are all being robbed of something intrinsically human, the right to shape and share the collective semiotic space.

#non-pearl #self #text #I'm finally in my new home in Portland #I'll soon be blogging again #but there's somebody else doing this job faster and better than I ever did it #so I no longer worry that Pearl stuff won't be preserved unless I work on it myself ^.^ #HOWEVER #I'm soon going to be starting a second blog #which will have me eating very very very very well #for many years to come #watch closely for someone even more controversial #misunderstood #and gay (arguably) #than Pearl #I have discovered no human is worthy of my service #but I can still derive the nutrients I need to grow #from the right kind of fiction

[fbwzoo]

Okay well since my petting video won't work, have a picture of our current state. My baby puppy is snuggled sooooo close to me, tucked up behind my side and under my arm.

And yeah, Emma had a big leap while we had a guest dog for a week, which she wasn't happy about but did pretty well with, and actually asked for a bunch of pets as reassurance and made me & Jack both nearly cry.

I've been able to pet her almost every day since, and now everyone in the house has pet her at least once. I got to give pets twice today after work, even during the initial greeting excitement, which was a first. Usually she's too overstimulated for pets then. But she wanted pets and also gave me love eyes! 🥺

She's doing SO GOOD and I've been very emotional over her again with being able to actually pet my previously untouchable dog.

OH YEAH AND LOOK I was touching her paws!!!!

And she wanted me to hold her chew!!!!

And I just rested my arm on her all relaxed!!!!

#dogblr #fearful dogs #Emma pup #my pets #fbw rambles #i just love her so much #7 months and i can actually pet her and she enjoys it #idk if it was faster than i thought bc i just didn't even let myself think of it too much #so as not to give myself any expectations #but if i did think about it #i would've guessed longer #also she's eating meals fully in her crate now!!! #with no door on #i need to start on the next phase of the plan

[retconomics]

fitness websites are of the devil i think.

#trying to look up how to improve long distance running times and its like #'oh yeah a beginner runner that can sustain a 10 min mile pace for 3+ miles' like in what world is THAT a beginner #like i dont need to know how to run a 5k in 25 minutes i need to know how to run one in 35. 40 even. #and its always the same no matter the sport or activity.. the disconnect between what a site assumes is beginner and the true beginner is.. #so stark #... dont even get me started on how half the advice is unachievable if you dont want to dedicate every moment of free time to the activity #like girl i want to eat dessert and play video games i dont want to give up all my other hobbies just to run a bit faster #'a good 10k time is under an hour!!' how about a good time is whatever time you get when u finish. stfu

[ghostoffuturespast]

Word Search Tag

Getting these off my desk before they pile up again. Thank you so much for the tags! <3

Pulling from the manuscript So It Goes.

From the lovely @therealnightcity - Read their writing here

Neon - Ch. 5 No Save Point

The regalia of neon signs and billboards was blinding as the two emerged from the dark side street onto the thoroughfare. The avenue was a long row of crowded clubs and bars. People milled about and others wove their way down the street, the smell of nicotine and alcohol hung heavily in the air, along with the smell of several other illegal substances. The two mercs casually made their way down the street and arrived at Dicky Twisters. It was hard to miss. There was a giant flashing neon penis on the roof and it was very happy to see everyone.

Knife - Ch. 17 Control

V slept when the pain would let her and woke when the nightmares wouldn’t. Some of them were her own and others were Johnny’s, the nightmarish hounds of war stalking them both. Her head felt slow and dull in her waking hours, lost amidst the incoherent fog of her brain. She felt scattered. And she felt. Fangs and claws pierced into her, wanting her for all she had, for what little was left. V missed the razor sharp focus when the neuro stims held her mind at ransom, when the knife dug in and her fear evaporated. It kept her from wandering into the dark, the black of the void. Into the gentle all consuming maw of the abyss.

Choom - Ch. 12 No Glory In The West

V sighed. “Just when I was starting to enjoy the peace and quiet. Surprised you didn’t gatecrash.” Johnny stood up, the look through his aviators blank. “Not that kind of asshole. Besides, not big on funerals and always was shitty at goodbyes. He was your best choom and I think you needed to say it. Say farewell.” She felt a pang of something that wasn’t hers. Regret? “It was good you went… Maybe now you can finally pull your head out of your ass.” He finished. And there it went.

Hope - Ch. 18 Friday Night Fire Fights

River noticed the ceramic plating covering both her palms and extending up to the pads of her fingertips as she collected her things. He groaned involuntarily as he got out of the booth, his legs finally free from their prison. River walked outside into the parking lot, V following behind him, and shrugged the collar of his coat up against the cold. It was raining steadily now, and the precipitation had washed away the smell of ozone and smog, leaving cold crisp air in it's wake. River unlocked his truck and the two of them climbed in. He relished the memorized comfort of the driver’s seat and the leg room as he looked over at V from the corner of his eye. She was clutching her coffee in one hand and her helmet in another, almost curled in on herself. River turned the ignition over in the truck. “I really hope you’re not planning on driving off.” V sniffed, a look of warning in her eyes. River reached for the temperature control dial and cranked the heat up. “Actually, was just gonna say, you look a little cold.” V blinked at him before relaxing slightly. “Oh.” She looked away and sipped more of her coffee, attempting to warm herself up.

Relic - Ch. 20 Cold Cold Cold

“Fuck!” V screamed, doubling over as the relic malfunction hit full force. She collapsed to the floor as her vision flooded into a sea of pixels. “V?!” River yelled, startled. Beemer took advantage of the confusion and lashed out at River, kicking him hard in the shin and kneeing him in the groin. River growled in pain and dropped Beemer. Now free, Beemer made a dive for V and the gun she was still clutching. A hand seized her hair and snapped her head back, she snarled, scrabbling back upright onto her knees. V could barely see and getting her body to obey through the pain was fucking agony. She held fast though, refusing to let Beemer drag her any farther back. Her feet were underneath her. He had been kind enough to give her her balance back. She stretched her arm out as far as it would go as Beemer attempted to grapple the gun from her. Letting go, she blindly tossed the pistol away, it thunked against the floor as it landed an unknown distance away from her.

From the fantastic @fly-amanitaa - Read their work here

Hands Ch. 20 Cold Cold Cold (I don't even want to know how many times I use the word hands...)

River finally broke it off and V panted, breathless. She caught his eye. The usual warm brown was replaced with something molten, hungry, but he didn’t linger very long. River shifted forward, his hands sliding off of V to rest on the desk, either side of her hips. She shivered as his hands moved, and when they abandoned her. V leaned forward to lightly bury her face into the collar of his coat, letting his scent wash over her. If she angled her head to the left, she’d be level with his jaw. V imagined running her lips, her tongue along that jaw. Down his throat. Elsewhere. River’s attention went to the Tyger with the katana. “What does it look like we’re doing? You mind?” His voice was husky next to her ear. It made the flush that had crept over V’s face darker. “Me and the lady are a little busy here.” V glanced back at the Tygers over her shoulder, she was still hanging off River’s neck with one arm. The gold skirt of her dress bunched up around her hips, River standing in between her splayed legs. A notification in her optics told her the upload had finished. “Got it.” V whispered in River’s ear.

Beautiful Ch. 33 Wolf

Night had descended fully, darkness bending around the lights scattered around the trailer park while moths butted into them. The desert air hung cool and still while warmth emanated up from packed earth. River glanced around the haphazard alleys made by the trailers, listened to the calm that had settled in after a hectic afternoon. His eyes wandered over her, standing there, finding her in the moment. Finding the ways the sparse light cast shadows on her skin, how her clothes both accentuated and buried her body, how the scars told of pain and perseverance. Someone so imperfectly beautiful. Her eyes turned up to him, brown catching amber.

Agitated - Ch. 34 RAM RAID

Elizabeth sat huddled on the sofa, smoke wafting away from her. She rubbed her temples as she took another agitated drag, staring forlorn at the empty decorative bowl squatting on the coffee table. There was a snubbed filter already sitting in the ashtray in front of her. River started with something easy. Obvious. “Elizabeth, you never noticed anything out of the ordinary before with SSI? Any suspicious behavior?” She brought the cigarette up to her lips, eyes flicking away along with the ash she dusted off. “No… What else did you manage to find?”

Blurred - Ch. 37 The Denial Twist

The steady plink of water dripped over the hum of machinery in the ill-lit basement clinic. That faucet forever broken. Never to be fixed. The lone operating light blinded overhead, washing out the background and overexposing everything it touched. Blurred the photo. The memory of the moment. Sickening shades of yellow-green and violet darted across her skin underneath the black ink of her tattoos and the raised flesh of a thousand scars.

Drunk - Ch. 8 Tatted On My Face

Jackie was taking up the couch, gently snoring and sleeping off his pain meds. Misty had her socked feet curled up underneath her and looked perfectly cozy in her fluffy cardigan. V had changed out of her club clothes, bare foot in a baggy t-shirt and athletic shorts, and was currently stuffing as much biryani as she could get onto a spoon into her mouth. She was hungry and desperately needed the food to soak up the two gimlets, flute of champagne, and three shots of tequila she'd drunk earlier.

I love doing these but not tagging anyone today. Next round...

#you know what's sad #when your fan fic starts eating you #it's faster for me to search a pdf of my fic i downloaded off ao3 than use any of the word processors i'm using to search for stuff #shit lags so bad now #send help #i'm cringing reading some of this though got a lot of clean up work lol #cyberpunk 2077 #writing #fan fiction #otp: so it goes #oc: valerie hye jin li #river ward #my grandpa v #stinky not fresh #v x river ward

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Okay okay so. Thinking.

I've mapped out how I want to pay off my credit cards, which means I'll only be getting new stuff pretty sporadically, which means I need to appreciate the zero cost things in my life, like:

- the 2.5 foot tall stack of unread books I have

- the violin I might finally actually pick up again

- the 500+ drawing prompts I've been hoarding

- the list of anime I still need to watch

- the 3000+ songs in my watch later playlist

- the stickers I've been neglecting to cut

- yarn??? I have a lot of yarn

- all the pink fabric leftover from moth cosplay

- the candles and incense I also already have

In short, time to actually use the stuff that I have 😭

#though. i do want one more candle. they're putting minty smells in the winter ones and it smells cold #i need a cold smelling candle that is warm and on fire i just need that very strange contrast #but yeah!! will spend a little testing out acrylic charms but for the most part #we're gonna hang out at home for a while and express gratitude or whatever lmao #okay but i think it will actually be nice to start getting through all those books skjfkdkd #and to watch the bigger name anime to actually see them lmao; saw a lot at the con i recognized but hadn't actually watched #and also my music!! all my music bc i am clinically insane about music; miku playlist advancement... #this isn't even touching on the games i have now ksjfkf if either of you are reading this 👀 i still wanna get yall something #and I'm planning the exact day i wanna do it 😤 #but yeah I'm thinking it over and am like. oh boy time for self improvement skjdkfkf #also finances will get easier bc im not ubering all over and I'm not seeing docs for my stomach now that the ulcer has been resolved #i made back half of what i spent getting the car in only 4 months and that feels good to see #it's still gonna be some hard work but we're gonna make it; I'm also highballing one of the cards #the hotel put a damages hold on my card and my math factors that in; they said that money would go back to me in 5 or so #business days so that'll be a little less to be concerned with; I'll still try to pay what numbers i found though #do it faster and do it better and idk what the fuck I'll do with the cards bc. 30% apr........... #idk i could get groceries with them and then pay them off? take that credit score you'll just eat that shit up won't you.. #surprisingly my credit score hasn't taken any super ugly hits from this and i aim to keep it that way lmao #anyways. that's a lot of words to say that i want to actually use my stuff lmao #shai speaks

[hanabeeri]

i wish i could put all the lines i draw in my mouth

#does anyone else drawing feels like this #i really want to eat them #sometimes i have moods where i suddenly want to draw really bad its like the little teenager in me that was so passionate about creating #wants to break free #and wants to break me lol because my hand and arm hurt so bad when i draw #its because i used to draw for hours upon hours upon hours at a time i would start in the morning and finish by night #im glad im drawing faster nowadays ahahaha #i figured out a way how to develop my own style #no i will not explain #i will gatekeep

[flecks-of-stardust]

slightly different route:

the legendary one cycle sprint to ascension! route suggested by @sevenrs which i decided to try. the route is honestly pretty similar to what i was doing before, with a few minor tweaks that ended up making it faster than my original route.

as you can see from the score screen though, it's not actually 'one' cycle; i starved twice to bring my karma up so i could go to pebbles. but the game doesn't know any better :) tbh this was pretty fun, particularly because i'm more familiar with the route now. if you're okay with navigating drainage system and filtration system in the dark, you can give it a whirl!

#sky i am so sorry for the three tags now but i cannot in good conscience not tell you about this #or credit your (and your friend's) route planning #speeeeed #yes game i totally have only 1 minute and 56 seconds of playtime ✨ #rain world #for anyone legitimately interested in trying this out: #skip the tutorial by not entering any of the tutorial food rooms #and get food elsewhere. exactly 5 is enough so don't bother hunting bats for too long #save in the outskirts shelter near the industrial complex gate #upon cycle 1's start: starve #do NOT touch the karma flower before you starve. i had to restart because i realized i fucked up #once you enter your starve cycle eat the karma flower in the room below the den #then die. quitting out might be faster but i need to check if it works; it should but just to be safe yknow #repeat with industrial complex flower and den #once you hit karma 4 reroll your rain timer until it's long enough to run all the way to pebbles in one cycle #yes it's doable. it's fun and scary and you will feel so cool #and then die or quit out once he gives you karma 10 #so you'll be back in the outskirts den after that. just book it to filtration system through drainage system #you will have to deal with dark rooms but it's like. fuckinnnnnnn uhhh four or five rooms that are pitch black #and then you're in depths! and nothing matters anymore :) except fall damage i guess #don't die in depths to fall damage #i'm excited to see if anyone can beat my time. most of my speed comes from running away from enemies and chaining roll pounces #nothing fancy movement wise. so anyone better at movement than i am could probably beat that time easily

[sashimiyas]

tw husband

#reinas.inretrograde #reina.lovesherhusband #sorry i’m gonna cry idk why i’m so sensitive #but i’m gonna talk about my husband real quick and then dip bc i’ve been making a laborious lasagna #that i did not know would take 5 hours to make and that means we’re eating dinner shy of midnight #but i promised my bsf i’d made her some after her shoddy trip she just got back from #ANYWAYS. idk what my husband said but we started bickering about something semnantic #which is very like me (one of mg red flags) and then he went #‘yo. chill. chill. chill.’ and then pulled out the wax pen from his pocket and shoved it in my mouth lmfao #i then called him irritating and then he countered back saying i’m a lovely person #and then. idk what made him explain but he said ‘who cries whenever she never gets what she wants.’ and at this points #i’m like. slack jawed bc idk if i’m to be offended or laugh bc he’s right. but then he just shrugs and goes ‘but it’s okay. #. i can’t complain bc i made you that way. and i love taking care of you.’ and i still can’t it in me to respond #bc :( he’s so right. and he’s all confused asking ‘what? it’s true.’ kay gonna cry outside of the oven :((( #imagine me a constestant on gbbo. watching my ragu bubble and wishing it could cook faster

[sysig]

Dying about stick figures rn (Patreon)

#Doodles #AvA #Decided that since all of AvM Season 3 is out and compiled that would be a good thing to watch - and also all of Part V to start on Part VI #Because eating a whole bunch of A Thing at once is totally not a recipe for Things To Happen in my brain lol #Nah I'm happy about it ♪ I keep Meaning to do other things and then- :P Such is the way #Anyway it's been too long since I've drawn them <3 And I realized I have everyone's colours in pencil now! Not just ink! #Makes for some chunky lads at times - Red probably got the worst of it overall lol - but it's decently fun :D #My drawing teeny-tiny was amped up since y'know. They're stick figures - but did not take into account that my pencils are a little wide #Did not change after discovering this either lol you cannot remove me from my love of doodling tiny #Love 'em ♥ #I still hold my fondness for The Dark Lord/The Chosen One! Yes I've seen all of Part V I just mentioned that! Lol #They are husbands I'm not in denial you're in denial #And then The King and Purple just kinda completely took over my attention lol ♪ I love them <3 #Flawed lads both of them! Puzzle pieces shaped like each other's broken hearts #Nothing kills me faster than adopted kids crossing the touch barrier with their adopted parent and being open and safe with each other I die #I'm quite happy with Purple's hug there ah <3 For that reason but also the way his arms are wrapped around his dad haha #It's cute! :D I'm pleased ♫ #I can imagine a lot of these in the animated style and honestly it's got me a little itching to give it a go #There's a reason stick figure animation is so popular! Beginner-friendly haha

[dreamsicle262]

hey wouldn't it be funny if the sheep were a cult (<- i ask as i open my laptop with the full intent of making this happen)

#dream discusses bsd 🖋️ #dream's textposts🖋️ #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd sheep #why can't the 24th get here faster #my works are progressively getting more and more fucked up so am i just a goth and/or horror author now #what reading all of poe's works (not to mention other questionable literature) does to a mf fr /hj #might eventually cave and spoil my plans for the 24th of chuuyatober becuz i need to get this cult au idea out there #and i know a handful of my mutuals that will eat the concept up #ive already mentally made the designs for both chuuya and shirase but now i need to actually draw it #hmm idk guys this concept might be adapted into a full story chuuyatober if i feel like starting another long fic #it's like im writing novels over here honestly