#stir that shit

[ecstasydemon]

bitches love me for my simple yet delicious soup

#for anyone curious this is a soup my family regularly ask me to make #ingredience: boneless chicken thighs or breast #white mushrooms #potatoes #butter garlic heavy cream #so basically chop everything up. chicken mushrooms potatoes mince the garlic #cook the chicken in a pan or wok in oil. like idk medium heat for 7ish mins #set aside and get a big ass pot #butter and mushrooms in da pot #stir that shit #put in garlic after mushrooms have softened #throw the chicken in there #OH SHIT I FORGOT FLOUR #add some flour bc idk?? thickening??? t works for me #dump water in. or chicken stock if u have it but water is jsut fine #dump the potatoes in #boil that shit for 15 minutes #let it cool a bit then add heavy cream and stir #serve that soup #for zestiness add chilli powder or smth. i do it and its amazing #ih and season everything w salt and pepper ofc esp the chicken

[the-gom-jabbar]

#Alia was really there in utero asking for a play by play while stirring shit #This fiendish fetus was really going mom create problems #Classic lil sister behaviour #I just loved the convoys between Jessica and alia #Though I missed how freaked out Jessica is by alia #bene gesserit #dune #dune 2021 #paul atreides #dune memes #frank herbert #dune messiah #children of dune #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune #Dune 2024 #alia atreides #lady jessica atreides #Lady jessica #Arrakis #dune part two #dune part ii #dune part 2 #anya taylor joy #rebecca ferguson #timothee chamalet #austin butler

[timetravelingsherlockian]

I've seen mixed reports. So based on your knowledge....

Where "confirmed" means a) explicit in the text, b) an average straight viewer would notice.

Please reblog for sample size.

#doctor who #wild blue yonder #ninth Doctor #tenth doctor #eleventh doctor #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #tenteen #captain jack harkness #poll #I didn't include 15 because I'm interested in currently-availible content #I have an inkling that we know the Doctor's been queer for a while #And it's mostly new fans & people who want to stir shit & bots that are just grabbing a headline #new fans you're off the hook for this #Y'all haven't been 'round long enough to form an opinion on looms #It's the other two groups that I'm curious about

[starswallowingsea]

I'm not even kidding some of you guys need to start using your imagination more. What happened to daydreaming during the lull period at work or coming up with weird scenarios with your friends

#shay speaks #anti ai writing #character ai #<- wants to stir up shit before getting back on the clock #anyway.

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚ #but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

[promithiae]

How to handle seeing things you don't like on ao3:

Have you come across something too disturbing for you to handle on ao3? Like maybe somebody having sex in a position that isnt missionary? 😱 shocking, I know. Did someone maybe engage in mild bdsm? The absolute horror! Did two aged up characters do more than a kiss on the cheek??? The utter depravity. Well do I have a solution for you! It's an easy two step process. Step one is to find the back button. If you find yourself in a mildly uncomfortable position while reading a fanfic, you have the power to stop ❌ press the back button 🔙 and find a new fic that doesnt have such scary concepts 🔞. If you arent sure how to find it, here's what the back button looks like on my mobile browser:

It may be difficult for you to find, but I believe in you!

Step 2 is a little harder because I know you're nosy and think you know what's best for every person on the planet. But I still believe in you! You can do it! You can learn to mind your own damn business and walk away! If you see something you don't like, it's literally not your problem. Let me give you a personal example: there are people out there who still like the show breaking bad, which I found completely unwatchable. But you know what? It's none of my damn business, it's literally not my problem! I have learned that not every piece if media is made for every person, and that's not only ok, but a good thing! You too can learn to mind your own damn business and move on with your life. I promise it's not as hard as it sounds

#ao3 #yeah ok im in the mood to stir up shit #these kids have got me biting through wood beams already this morning #i dont even have my glasses on yet and im steamed up #also sorty to use bb as an example i know its a great show #but it was way too stressful for me #nothing actually against it. bb fans youre great keep doing what youre doing love the memes

[delta-piscium]

When Steve and Eddie start dating Wayne pulls Steve aside and is like “I know this sounds odd but you’re gonna have to take him on walks every once in a while.”

And Steve is just like “?? Sir? He is not a dog?”

Wayne gives him a slightly haunted look, muttering “sometimes I wonder,” under his breath before clearing his throat and telling Steve to just trust him on this one. 

Steve thinks this is probably something Wayne had to do when Eddie was a child to get him out of the house but the man is a full-grown adult now, Steve is not gonna walk him.

He kind of forgets about it until one day. Eddie’s been staying at Steve’s for the week and he gets home from work only to find the kitchen absolutely wrecked. He finds Eddie in another room standing in a pile of books. He very slowly approaches him, putting his hands out and making his voice soft and as carefully as he can being like, “Hey, babe, what’s up?”

Eddie whips around, eyes big and wild, rambling almost too fast for Steve to understand. “I needed to make a cake but I didn’t have a recipe so I improvised and that did not work so I went to find a recipe and did you know there are like fifty-year-old medical books here? There are so many descriptions of gross stuff in them.” He waves one of Steve’s granddads old books around and Steve has to lean back to not get smacked by it. 

“Yeah… my granddad was a doctor,” he says all while eyeing him warily. 

His hair is frizzier than usual and he’s about to turn around to grab more books and Steve does not know what this is or what to do? Should he do something? That’s when he remembers what Wayne said about walks and the way he had looked, a bit stressed and disbelieving. It’s about how Steve is feeling right now so he might as well try, right?

So he grabs Eddie, pulling him along towards the door, making up the first excuse he can think of. “Speaking of my granddad, he built a tree-house for me in the woods behind the house, let’s go look.” 

He walks into the woods at the wrong opening, leading them kind of far in before turning around to wander and pretending to look. He finally steers them back to where the tree-house actually is, all in its tiny rotten glory, and right at the edge of the lawn.

“Guess it was closer than I remember,” he says with a shrug as if dragging Eddie around for twenty minutes insisting it was further in is in any way a believable mistake. 

Eddie gives him a look like he’s acting insane, which, okay fair but Eddie did start it. And anyways he looks better now, judgmental as all hell but better.

“Cool,” He eventually says then stomps back inside. 

Eddie spends the rest of the day making fun of Steve for getting lost in the woods where he grew up but he’s not climbing the walls anymore so Steve counts it as a win.

After that he brings Eddie on regular walks, tells him it’s because he doesn’t do sports anymore and needs to move, doesn’t always feel like running and it’s boring going alone. Eddie accepts it easily but also says it’s so weird because Wayne will also drag him along on walks, and, like, what about him attracts these people who need to go on walks all the time and can’t do it alone?

Steve and Wayne have a pact to never tell Eddie, they do not even want to imagine how that would go because Eddie is a drama queen at heart and their system is working (until years later when Steve and Eddie live together hours away and Steve goes on a trip with Robin, he comes back to Eddie on his way to turn their living room into a greenhouse)

#not at all making this post because I have to take myself on walks to not start climbing the walls #or lay in a depressed cocoon whimpering to myself in the most pitiful way #that happens to Eddie too #once when Steve is busy with work and forgets to drag him outside and Eddie just gets a blanket and gets on the floor and his lip is #actually trembling and Steve is like alright lets go baby lets see nature and Eddie does not want to because he is sad #so instead they sit outside for a while slowly working their way to maybe going on a walk #I forget to take myself on walks all the time and then ill go stir-crazy and not connect the dots for way too long #it's time blindness and hyper focus- absolutely not understanding you haven't seen the outside in four days and that that's kinda bad #and I am putting that shit on eddie okay #Dels steddie thoughts #my post #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie headcanon #steddie ficlet

[slythereen]

scuderia ferrari when charles starts on pole: looking forward to a c2 fight��️🤺 what happens on track stays on track‼️🤪

meanwhile red bull racing: hehe giggly lestappen content 🥰

#look me in the eyes and tell me rbr is not trying to rescue that man #Christian Horner is quite literally standing below the tower with Max on his shoulders #begging charles to let them get him out of there like the trapped lil princess he is #poaching plans aside #(which I choose to believe are happening) #this is such a cunty move by rbr admin #like oh Ferrari is stirring up drama on their social media??? #what if we 🥰 showed our fondness and appreciation for the pole sitter 🥰 since they aren’t 🥰 #unhinged villain shit #we love to see it #keep it up rbr #red bull racing #charles leclerc #f1 #lestappen #rbr Charles #scuderia ferrari #derogatory #*delphi #ferrari civil war 2023 #paddock politics

[obihoe]

anyways, orochimaru really stays winning huh .. i think its quite funny the way he's the only villain on naruto who isnt primarily motivated by some kind of tragedy, he just mainly wants power and knowledge and immortality and he's the most sicko freak of them all, there's no underlying altruistic intention or anything to his actions. its all personal gain-motivated but then at the same time, he's also the only one who just gets off scot-free? lol. he's the only one out of the villains who ends up successfully reaching his goals. obito (dies), madara (fucking explodes into an alien and dies) as well as the other big villains, they all end up failing and/or giving up on their goals. orochimaru doesnt manage to attain sasuke's body i guess but .. he at some point just decides that he's done enough evil shit now and then he gets back to konoha and has a chill life there lol.

#posts #orochimaru #like its orochimaru goes crazy apeshit but then at some point he himself just gets bored of it and then stops #LOL #no dramatic conclusion no alien explosion or anything like that #just gets gesurrected and goes u know what :) i'll rather watch sasuke now #i dont want to keep stirring up shit anymore and this war here .. idc abt that either #and then thats it LOL #sasuke ... ur impact #u should stab more villains to death and tell them theyre cringe and they'll end up reformed when they get resurrected

[nkogneatho]

i love how bitches on here have the cutest and softest theme and the first thing i see on their blog is monsterfucking. love the duality bestie fr

#with love #THIS IS AN APPRECIATION POST BTW DON'T GET IT TWISTED SINCE SOME OF YOU LIKE TO STIR SHIT UP #pasi.txt

[hacash]

third rewatch of the terror and look! I'm still adamant that Hartnell's I'm grateful scene is subtly but pointedly telling Hickey that he knows Hickey's up to something! and that he knows Hickey didn't turn Armitage in for a reason! and that he refuses to be a part of Hickey's shenanigans! that's my boy's good is not dumb scene and he should get more recognition for it! he's a golden retriever with brains damnit!

#the terror #tom hartnell #keep on seeing posts saying tom's just slavishly devoted to victorian/christian morals and I don't think that's all it is! #I think he genuinely is picking up that hickey is trying to stir shit up! #the tone of his voice is just too knowing to not be that

[sea-glass-and-fire]

okay i'm like 3 episodes behind on fantasy high so no spoilers BUT

i'm absolutely in love with all of the shade towards the soil club, because the only time i have to watch is while i'm doing soil experiments for my phd. I was literally sitting in a lab that is entirely focused on soil, holding a beaker of soil and water, as Riz told his mom how weird it was that it's a soil club and not a plant club. Oh, you're trying to identify exactly what is in that soil? You and me both, dude!!

#if the magical soil effect is caused by fungi i might be able to help #otherwise you're shit outta luck my dude! #ophelia speaks #like half the lab are fantasy high fans too #it's so funny #as if i needed another reason to identify with riz gukgak!!! #fhjy #d20 #fantasy high #also my soils are so iron-heavy for no reason so it was so funny when molman was like 'there's iron in this soil!!!' #MINE TOO NOW HOW DO I GET IT OFF THE MAGNETIC STIR BAR

[jackawful]

Y'all have got to realize there are ways to protect older teens from sexual predators without insisting that teenagers don't think about sex or sexuality until the magical moment exactly 18 years from their birth. Trying to reduce harm to teenagers (especially teenagers online!) is a good and valid goal but pretending none of them have ever viewed porn or fucked isn't it. You've gotta acknowledge that if they don't have safe ways to explore their sexuality with peers they are going to explore in unsafe ways & that secrecy, shame, and censorship are what open the door to predators & allow them to normalize unhealthy power dynamics.

Shit like (professed) minors allegedly being on ezra's site is most likely the result of that community being the only thing they could find that treated them as like, humans with autonomy and desire, and that's a pattern that plays out with adult exploitation of teens in-person too (the "you're so mature for your age" routine). Of course teenagers exploring sexuality for the first time fell into a community that told them they weren't bad for being attracted to adults or having sexual desire in the first place! Thing is, an "Adult Attracted Minor" is like, the default state of teenagerdom.

The shit that's actually been demonstrated to help with this isn't carceral whackamoling of bad actors - it's giving teenagers education about healthy relationships and power dynamics and safe sex and yeah, kink, and also giving them the autonomy to make their own decisions about sex. Specifically, you let them know that it's normal to be attracted to adults but that adults trying to date or fuck them are in a position of power that means those relationships can't be healthy. In absence of that, teens are vulnerable to the first adult that appeals to their need to be taken seriously. And for fucks sake, using "minor" to equate teens with young children in these cases makes this tactic easier for abusers to pull off, not harder, because it is self-evident to teens that they have more capacity for autonomy than the average 8 year old. Sure, it makes the people you're targeting in your callout Sound Worse, but it also immediately loses you credibility in the eyes of teenagers themselves.

And for fucks sake, don't let a handful of bad actors using a leftist framing for that old song and dance lead you to believe that's what youth lib is about OR take away focus from all the times the right wing has systemically & institutionally done this.

#csa tw #posting this may very well be inviting piss on the poor levels of bad faith but it's important #I've seen the doc & based on the professional experience I have I'd be surprised if LE actually takes action anyway? #it's uh. always surreal to see how badly the internet handles this shit & meanwhile have multiple years of professional experience on it #like even when allegations are reasonable there's still a lot that seems more designed to stir a mob than help kids #toonimal #ezra orena #also like. the fallout from this one to people who are obviously unconnected and just easy to target? bad bad bad bad bad #csa prevention

[xoxoemynn]

In general, I really do try to assume the best in people and give them grace, even if their actions upset me. Because I do know there's no way of knowing everything someone else is going through. And I also know that even if it may feel that way, it's more likely than not that the way a person is acting has nothing to do with me. We're all just making do the best we can with the knowledge and emotional resources that we have available.

Sometimes that bites me in the ass. Sometimes an asshole is just an asshole. Sometimes I end up feeling more hurt later on. Sometimes the other person isn't interested in giving that same grace to me.

And that's okay.

Because I'd still rather hold to the belief that we are generally good people who sometimes unintentionally hurt others because our own loads become too great, or because we didn't fully understand another person's POV, or because we're just human beings and that means we can kind of be dicks at times, than to become the kind of person who views everything that makes me feel bad as an attack, and anyone who makes me feel bad as a Bad Person.

#emynn.op #just had some old feelings/memories stirred up this past week #we're in hardcore self-reflection mode over here #anyway sending a lot of love to the friends I've made in my phone over the years #in fandoms past and present #y'all have gotten me through a lot of shit and I'm grateful 💕

[figofswords]

hi just thought everyone would want to know. I think I just made the all time best potatoes anyone has ever made ever. just wanted to share

#boil some russet potatoes in salt water until they’re fork soft #meanwhile heat olive oil in skillet and cook minced garlic and crushed coriander until fragrant #add chili paste to that #smash potatoes until chunky. add olive oil mix #taste. add more olive oil and salt and black pepper. stir stir stir. add some lemon zest and a few squeezes of lime juice #stir more. taste. add a shit ton of this specific seasoning blend from where I work #which consists of garlic powder salt and like. Rosemary basil and I don’t rmemeber what else. think like Italian seasoning #but heavy on the garlic and also it has red pepper flakes in it #taste. adjust seasoning levels as needed. taste a little more bc oh my god #put away for dinner tomorrow but taste a couple more times before you stick it in the fridge bc Oh My God #I don’t even LIKE potatoes very much. like they’re fine but Holy Shit

[masterqwertster]

When FCG goes murder-bot mode, they say the mean thoughts they would normally never voice, or even give much of a second thought to.

So I find it interesting that FCG told Fearne "You don't deserve this. You don't fuckin' deserve it. You should have given it to Ashton."

FCG did not need to offer an alternative for who gets the Spark to explain why he thought she didn't deserve it. Telling Fearne she's not worthy, that he doesn't support her choice, can be hurtful enough on it's own. Or he could have said she doesn't deserve it because she already turned it down before.

Instead, FCG specifically states their opinion that Ashton should still get the Spark. Ashton, who wanted the Spark enough to try when Fearne wouldn't and no one else was volunteering anyone but Fearne, who already had such a rough time surviving his attempt to absorb the Spark only to get rejected, who is their best friend and worried them so much with that previous attempt.

It's just very interesting because that means that either FCG was spreading more mean by saying "Give it to the person it will (most likely) kill, again, that you (and I) really like and care about." OR some part of FCG wanted Ashton to try again and (hopefully) succeed where they had failed before by keeping the Spark down this time.

I dunno, just having Thoughts about FCG being kind-of supportive of Ashton while in Murder Mode.

#yes. it could have been Sam shit stirring as the murder mode dictates #but that man also plays the long game all the time with his characters #it could absolutely mean something about what FCG doesn't say/hasn't said to the party #MQ blathers #mq cr watch #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e80 #fcg #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore