#throw the chicken in there

[ecstasydemon]

bitches love me for my simple yet delicious soup

#for anyone curious this is a soup my family regularly ask me to make #ingredience: boneless chicken thighs or breast #white mushrooms #potatoes #butter garlic heavy cream #so basically chop everything up. chicken mushrooms potatoes mince the garlic #cook the chicken in a pan or wok in oil. like idk medium heat for 7ish mins #set aside and get a big ass pot #butter and mushrooms in da pot #stir that shit #put in garlic after mushrooms have softened #throw the chicken in there #OH SHIT I FORGOT FLOUR #add some flour bc idk?? thickening??? t works for me #dump water in. or chicken stock if u have it but water is jsut fine #dump the potatoes in #boil that shit for 15 minutes #let it cool a bit then add heavy cream and stir #serve that soup #for zestiness add chilli powder or smth. i do it and its amazing #ih and season everything w salt and pepper ofc esp the chicken

[arguablysomaya]

Babs: Why are you eating tofu?

Dick: I'm trying to convince Jason I'm a vegan

Babs: Why?

Dick: I've been stealing chicken from his fridge and if I'm vegan, he can't accuse me of stealing it

Babs: Why not just buy your own chicken?

Dick: this is much more fun, watch

Jason: Okay! I have had enough! WHO THE HELL! IS EATING MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN!?

#Damian is also stealing Jason's chicken but since he's ACTUALLY vegan he just throws it out #batfam #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfam #dc #jason todd #dick grayson #barbara gordon #1k #5k

[blinky-skyd]

promised id deliver (click for full images)

#throws this @ all the asynchronous fans like chicken feed #asynchronous rondo #splatoon spoilers #side order spoilers #splatoon #side order #splatoon 3 spoilers #splatoon memes #side order dlc #splatoon side order #blinky speaks #if u have other suggestions hmu

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

Source: adam807

#the muppet show #statler and waldorf #chickens #get outta here #throwing the puppet #the muppets #muppet #muppets #jim henson #gif #muppet gif #muppets gif #gifs of puppets

[sangoundercover]

Gay little blorbo thought: Dame Aylin cries a few times after the reunion, but does so only while cuddled up with Isobel. Her tough demeanor in front of her allies hides her distrust of people, after what happened. She's very emotional and territorial because she lost her love once and she could lose her again. Isobel also gets emotional in those moments, despite her cool composure.

HEY HEY HEY

YEAH EXACTLY 😭😭😭

They went through so much shit, let poor Ayin be held at night. Let them be soft and help each other heal again

#throwing wip sneak peek like feeding chickens

[fauna-and-floraa]

Chan losing it at Felix throwing popcorn in the babies mouth.

#me throwing popcorn chicken to my cat #lee felix #bang chan #christopher bang #bystay #stray kids #skz gifs #skzedit #stray kids gifs #createskz #staysource #channiesnet #bang chan edit

[nubelo]

Megumi randomly asks one day if Gojo can get them KFC for dinner and he just starts crying.

#fried chicken would make me sick to my stomach if I were Gojo #shaking crying screaming throwing up you name it #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #satosugu #satoru gojo #megumi fushiguro #jjk megumi

[dailyperkele]

DAY 27 - bnuuy 🐰

I have come back to annunce that Per'kele has converted to the cult of Sylvian hence he shall be a bunny man from this point onward.

..Also belated happy Easter and just in time happy April Fools!

#fear and hunger #fear & hunger #per'kele #fear and hunger termina #f&h termina #f&h #tw blood #tw suggestive #just 'cause he is technically wearing a reverse bunnysuit lol #daily per'kele #To reiterate- this an Aprils Fool joke- I could never throw away his bird theme like this #it would've been serious if I had made him a chicken from this point onward though

[hiveswap]

Fictional men are like stress toys to me

#squshing him like a rubber chicken rn before i throw up

[leghorned]

the duality of marcille sketches

#she's literally a rabbit to me. throws tantrums where she huffs and puffs and stomps on the ground #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #chicken scratch

[outism-had-a-purpose]

Dante’s notes cutscene where everyone in the bus is having a meal together and each of them is enjoying their respective hamhampangpang dishes. Nothing too evocative, besides the fact it’s their favorites, except that... Ryoshu’s wordlessly crying over her oyakodon on her seat. Dante sees this and loudly train honks, catching everyone’s attention.

<Ryoshu????! Oh my god is she alright I’ve never seen her cry before??!>

She mutters out a “I.M.M.D.” to which Sinclair mindlessly translates with his mouth full of Rösti. That is when we get the reveal that, huh, she has a daughter.

#limbus company #ryoshu #dante #sinclair #assorted outisms #do they say oh my wings instead of oh my god i have no idea #would be a little funny and a little sad if it was the scene before canto ix starts #to be honest i need someone to draw ryoshu crying over a bowl of oyakodon that is why i made this post #sometimes you just wanna see a character that’s normally prideful and collected just absolutely sad and pathetic crying over a chicken and #egg ricebowl that means ‘mother and child’ while thinking about her dead daughter she might’ve unintentionally gotten killed #this is what i feel about ryoshu. i wanna dunk her on milk and throw her into a wall

[caterpillarinacave]

Bitches really know they can’t eat something, eat it anyway, then get surprised when they get sick. It’s me, I’m bitches.

#chronic illness #lactose intolerance #lactose intolerant #Chronically ill #Stomach issues #allergies #Food allergy #To be fair the cream of chicken wild rice soup was delicious #So was the fish #I’m just in so much pain #Watch me throw up on my grammas carpet #🐛annoys #IBD #IBS

[despazito]

Curating my online experience and finding peace by clicking not interested on every tweet of pet parrots in the for you tab

#i like tweets of pet chickens and doves so it just throws anything bird at me but #a good 40% of 'birbposting' gives me hives sorry

[loptrcoptr]

sometimes I doodle stuff and anyway everyone should go read @kaladinkholins bes fic A New Ember and appreciate Goma the cat and Mizu’s new Barbie dream horse 🩵🩵🩵

#Ellis draws #blue eye samurai #Mizu #bes Mizu #the colors look different on here oh well #not me putting characters from other people’s fics in clothes I intend to dress them in later! lol. I draw too slowly to make a bunch of #outfit design images so this might be all I get! #much love to Mizu’s new boy Ringo is gonna have his hands full #he’ll be trying to chase chickens and do damage control when this boy and taigen’s mare are running around throwing hands (hooves)? #(Goma- on the porch sleeping through all of the ruckus)

[louisplumpyass]

you start by realising all these ridiculous childish theories and conspiracies are wasted time and energy and then just throw the chicken in the oven to be fair. simple stuff

#i am throwing the chicken plus you in this fucking oven louis stop playing #HIM HIM HIM #who is the source of this? #u mf #louis tomlinson #harry styles #bruh make your husband understand this aint a game #larry #louis and harry #larry stylinson #stylinson #harry and louis #larries #i love him i hate it #back to you #one direction #one direction fandom

[undead-knick-knack]

YEET

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's bells #laudna #pâté de rolo #pate de rolo #throw him like a rubber chicken #cr spoilers #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme