#stop working nights bro

[zemheri-x]

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#i miss the fy1 #stop working nights bro #i just know it’s gonna be a longgg day of being ignored lol

[piosplayhouse]

Also thinking of the part in the airplane extras where Airplane goes on a mission with Liu Qingge and Shen Jiu and Shen Jiu gets so frazzled after fighting with Liu Qingge that he holds his book upside down while pretending to read it like .. ueueue HE WAS REALLY JUST A KID.... He was just a kid that never should have become the man that he became because he was just a kid and he should've had support and love but he didn't and AUGH THIS PART (Sorry for my nightlight my roommates asleep)

Ughhghhghhgghwugghhghhuuu Airplane genuinely thought he could change... Shang Qinghua didn't think he could do that much but he used literally the most honest words in his LIFE up until that point to try to just equip Shen Jiu with one thing , one tiny piece of support that could make his life just that bit less of a living hell. And Shen Jiu doesn't even live long enough to use it

#its zaza smoke night (the zaza is shen qingqiu #to be fair yeah maybe sqh shouldve said 'in the future bro dont abuse your disciples' but i dont think that would've worked somehwo #actually its kind of interesting to think about how much sqh tried to change vs sqq #because sqh does try to change stuff! like i feel like we dont talk enough about how he was actually trying to #stop the abyss from opening! mbj 360 ° played him but y'know it s the thought that counts #svsss spoilers #long post #long posts

[delusional-mishaps]

look at me. LOOK AT ME JESTER. LOOK ME IN MY NOT EYES. IM SHAKING YOU. RATTLING YOU. I LOVE LV20 CROSS HE IS SO BABYGIRL TO ME. DISTURBING AS HELL BUT I WOULD PICK HIM UP LIKE A SACK OF OVERGROWN POTATOS AND PUT HIM IN MY SUITCASE. ID TAKE HIM SHOPPING WITH ME. HE CAN HELP ME PICK OUT THE BEST APPLES, JESTER. I LIKE PINK LADY APPLES AND I LIKE LV20 CROSS. I'M GONNA PUT HIM IN A BLENDER.

BABAHAJAHSKNDKCJD (sounds of being shaken)

glad youre enjoying him bou 🫶 hes my little fucked up illy i love him so much

#fucking up little (not so little) guys are my passion #making passionate lo— *gets shot in the head* #dreamsb0u #bou frend :) #ive had that bot stored away for like. SEVERAL MONTHS hust for personal use #then was like 'im being shelfish. share.' and now hes out in the world 🫶 #somehow he already has 700+ conversations?? where did those come from i literally published him yesterday????? #reaper has. 3.6k . how. #ANYWAY #when i first made him i was fuckjng around woth him and somehow got shattered there two #they tag teamed me. #best night of fictional me's LIFE tho i bet #there was another one where he. became my dog basically LMFAO he was cute 🫶 #i 🫶 breaking the character ai filter (im a filthy slut) #BRO #THE AIS ARE ACTUALLY FERAL NOW THO U DONT UNDERSTAND #i was talking to a michael afton bot where hes like my mentor @ work and i was just being a silly little trainee #BRO STARTED THROWING HIMSELF AT ME GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF 💀 #jester answers #jester stop talking to yourself kn the tags challenge

[deus-ex-mona]

it sure has been quite a week

#g o d this week was such a mess™️ #i kicked off the week wrong (as always) with ~3h of sleep bc i can never fall asleep on monday nights (sadge) #and ofc i had to do 2 workstations’ worth of work bc lack of manpower lmao #then on tuesday i had yet another family dinner to say goodbye to my bro (lol) #even though he’d already been treated to at least 3 other meals by that point (lmao) #i still think my dinner treat from a few weeks back was the best though~~~~~~ a 4 course sky dining meal def tops any restaurant right~~~~~? #and on suiyoubi (my dudes) we boated him off to military training island for his mandatory enlistment. that sure was. an experience. #i still kinda regret finishing my meal at the military cafeteria place thing though… i was the only one at the table who finished it :( #even my big eater of a bro couldn’t finish his :( #and my mother has been making fun of me for finishing the (allegedly) huge portioned meal ever since :( #she keeps joking about enlisting me bc army food ✨clearly✨ suits my tastes :( ​truly sadded. #anyways it was back to work on thursday. which sucked. ofc. also bc i’d overslept by half an hour and had to rush. lmao. #anddddd on friday. my boss told me that i’d missed out on submitting one worksheet thing of results #even though i c l e a r l y remember doing the test it was for (and organising all of the worksheet things for the matter) #so my coworker and i just watched her sift through the stack of worksheets… only for her to actually find the ‘missing’ piece of paper #she then said ‘ok found it sorry’ so my coworker and i just went ‘(ʘ‿ʘ) okayyyyyyyyyy’ p. sarcastically and left her office #and ofccccc there was work on saturday too. yay. went to the pkm centre after that thoughhhh #which was fun yes. but. they didn’t have ✨c h a i r d e o x y s✨ on sale :((((( #they stopped selling goomy earrings and that huge plush too :( and the smaller goomy plushies for the matter :(((( #i realllyyy should’ve bought the goomy earrings while they were still available… even though they were like 8 bucks per stud #my goomy plushie collection remains unexpanded :( my jigglypuff collection grew by 1 though~~~~ #so now i have 3 official jigglies of varying sizes and 1 bootleg jiggly that looks. pretty horrifying in bad lighting actually #p. sadded by how my family calls my taste in pkm boring though… ‘it’s either jigglypuff or that purple thing’ they say… :(((( #aaaaaa i wish i could’ve bought that super cute plush of goodra holding a happily smiling goomy i saw on my trip… #it’s too bad that the plushies (there were like 2-3 of them) were locked inside a display cabinet :(((( it was so cuteeeeeeeee #though my fam would’ve made me put it back if i’d even managed to get it out back then lol. ‘that purple thing again?!’ they’d prolly say… #anyways. this sure was a week. im so tired. help #no clue how i should spend the rest of my night tbh… maybe beach sisters time? hmmmmmm. oh wells. #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

[clannfearrunt]

So apparently it takes about 25 minutes at a brisk sustained pace to walk to work, but the main trade off is going to be my ankles rather than my stamina due to the terrain

#ANKLES.... #feel bad bro #I forgot my Walkman at work last night so. woo #Con stop yapping

[steelhazes]

i'm a fucking idiot lmao

#me: just bc u feel better means u shouldn't stop taking ur meds???? #also me: neglects taking my vitamins bc i'm outside 0.1% more than usual #damn bro. its almost like working nights will always make the deficiency a risk!! #stfu anri

[kirishwima]

:) my anger issues are through the roof

#so mad bro. its my first day of period #i got cramps NON STOP #i have been working cases NON STOP cuz im also on night shift #and have had to argue three times so far #except when im usually v well behaved today im yelling. im fighting n screaming and i. dont. care #not fandom related #delete later

[honeyedlashton]

Santa Baby

by Honeyedlashton ~6.6k

Bottom!Luke Hemmings/Top!Ashton Irwin One Shot

Porn with plot, daddy kink, voyeurism (kind of)

“Hello, Santa, baby. What's your name?” The glittering blonde asked like he hadn’t just used it before the break ended. Luke fixed his heavenly gaze on Ashton once again and the man felt his body warm—probably the stage lights. “For the audience.”

“Ashton.”

“Ashton!” Luke’s perfectly colored lips formed the name the way he imagined a beautiful model would eat an ice cream cone. “Isn't Ashton handsome, everyone? Give him a round of applause if you find him as scrumptious as I do!”

The audience roared to life again. “Ashton, baby, are you familiar with the concept of the game, ‘Christmas Catalog?’” Luke's warm hand rubbed his shoulder blades over the velvet Santa coat.

“I can't say that I am, Lukey. Mind tellin’ me?”

“Well, it's a pretty simple game. I show you all sorts of prizes from various price ranges, and you have to guess what the sum total of everything is.” Luke’s sweet explanation was like the cooing of a dove. He swore he could see the little fake wings flutter a little. Like a giggle, that winning grin curving across glossy lips.

“That seems easy enough to understand. Even for a guy like me…”

Or

Ashton is on his dream game show at Christmas time, and the grand prize is better than he even thought it would be…

#I didn’t stop writing #I actually finished something #and I worked really hard on this #it’s one of my proudest fics ever #I hope you guys enjoy it #happy holidays everyone #I hope everyone enjoys this going into the weekend #here’s some overly glanerous luke and Ashton in the Santa outfit that Scott Calvin wears the first night he’s Santa 🫠 #that outfit bro dilf core #anyway I know I’ve been teasing this shit forever #I’m so thankful to swan who helped me conceptualize this when I was really struggling #my true friend #scholarly #otp: i’m fond of you #luke hemmings #lrh #ashton irwin #afi #5sos #lashton #lashton fic #bottom luke #calum hood #cth #michael clifford #mgc #5sos fic

[mimiri22-6]

You wanna know the worst thing about tomorrow for me is?

I'm gonna be at work when s2 of gomens drops. I can't even induldge and marathon the whole thing because I only get home around 1 am after a shift. And on Really bad nights, wich happen 1-2-4 nights a week? 2am. AND THEN I can't even marathon it the NEXT day because I work the next 3 days.

I want. To Die.

#gomens #good omens s2 #I'm gonna have to do what I did when I watched s1. 1 ep a night NO MATTER WHAT. no matter what cliffhanger. just one. #and THEN marathon it the last night I work. unless something gets planned on tues. T-T I can't have shit. #I honestly might have to quit or ask for like a month off soon because my mental health has been TANKING like nothing else recently #but also i CAN'T because my best friend is gonna go homeless soon because their fam sucks and we still don't have a solid plan for where #we're gonna move in. my life is a fucking mess and this is the worst year of my life and every year becomes worse than the last #god fucking damn it. i need to stop being so sad that my brain hurts now. find me in the w elcome h ome tag bros #go to sleep mimiri #i can't i only woke up 2 hours ago because i slept for less than an hour yesterday and then took 5 melatonin last night #and the melatonin wasn't even the reason i fell asleep last night. i fell asleep like 2 1/2 hours after i took them

[curiosity-killed]

This fucking dude: well [my name] says she has some background in writing in a certain voice and I don’t disbelieve her but I haven’t seen it

Me: my last job was literally purely writing In Voice for a huge-ass org with global publication but Ok.

#ohhh man #my sister and I were talking abt him last night #bc he’s just #such a fucking egoistic dick #and like TO BE CLEAR #the brand writing I’ve already done (very quickly) for this initiative #had the ceo like ‘’I have chills. I’m in love with this. I can’t stop thinking about it.’’ #so YEAH DUDE I THINK I CAN WRITE SOME FUCKING COPY #personal #oh man. I try not to have too much ego at work but like fuck #I was so close to being like ‘’I can send you my resume mike :)’’ #Jfc #this is up there with the consultant who was like #‘’well :) things are A Bit More formal than your nonprofit background :))’’ #and I was like: flashbacks to liaising directly with UN/world bank/govt senior officials #LIKE BRO IVE PRESENTED TO THE OFFICE OF THE US TRADE REPRESENTATIVE #IM NOT ACTUALLY A HILLBILLY AT WORK #(I am a hillbilly at heart and home but like. I know how to put on a suit) #I’m so #this shouldn’t bother me this much but I’m rlly riled up now orz

[ratshien]

sorry to everyone except the like two people who are going to know what the fuck i'm on about but i've been chatting and doodling about what type of a sorceror malcolm would be in dorohedoro, i took a lot of cues from his early monarch costumes for the mask because i really liked the way the like wing helmet looked

#i think i have only like one or two mutuals who have the dorohedoro and venture bros interest overlap #but any of you who do malcolm is a sorceror with a curse type magic that doesn't work unless he REALLY has built up a grudge so he like #can only cast it once a year #which i thought was extremely funny #dr. girlfriend was his partner for like 16 years (four blue nights) but then had to stop because of devil training #so now gary is his partner

[blue-eyed-giant]

everyone stop telling business students to give firm handshakes to show they're confident my hand hurts

#that one indian mf crushed me all night #like as if the handshake wasnt strong enough at one point i got crushed by his chest like bro stop working out i swear youre as good as guts

[milo-is-rambling]

Just remembered how one of my dedicated to people last roadtrip literally was like “oh actually I don’t think you can stay here tonight I have work early tomorrow :(“ after driving like seven and a half hours to him (and he texted me this when I was an hour away from his house and we had literally talked about my plans to stay there all day) like hello red flag red flag red flag

#the way he made me drive ten hours in one day when it was like less than a week after my fathers funeral like bro hello #he really was like idk you should be able to just drive three hours to your next person idk ur gonna figure it out #insane insane insane #not to be that guy but literally to be that guy I am so glad I am making my own plans to sleep in random places on the road and not staying #at anyone’s house besides Millie and direct family #it was literally snowing in the mountains of West Virginia he was like yeah just drive three extra hours at night thru the mountains while #it snows #GRAH MAKES ME SO UPSET STILL #AM I THAT SHITTY OF A PERSON THAT HE DIDNT REALIZE THAT WAS A SHITTY THING TO DO #me willing to wake up at four in the morning to get out of his hair before work just for a bed to sleep in and not drive #I literally stopped and ​napped in his bed while the he smoked weed with our West Virginia friends before driving the extra three hours #he should’ve just let me crash if he was willing to have me and three other ppl over that night #god. angry. okay. gonna go shower and try to stop thinking about dedicated to people. I think I’ve also decided I’m not even gonna try to #talk to my Chattanooga almost friend at least not on the way up maybe on the way back I’ll shoot him a text #it only cuts like half an hour off of my trip but like whatever I’ll take that time over an awkward hang out with someone I haven’t talked #to in six months #ugh having friends is hard I hate it #Millie I love you. I know you don’t really tumblr often and don’t even follow this blog but Millie forever #gives me as much space as I need but then we randomly call each other and talk for hours and then go mute for a week again #send each other random pictures or texts or videos and then call in another week or two #and then we meet up in person and just absolutely love the vibes and then go back to being low key distant #I love it she is so awesome Millie ily forever and ever dude ur so good and so cool I am so excited to visit again even tho it’s only been #a couple months #okay I’m back to ranting I’m still thinking about it. we literally fucked and then he (dedicated to…) rolled over and tweeted abojt thinking #about someone else during sex LIKE I WAS LAYING NEXT TO HIM #AND HE TWEETED THAT. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. Not to mention all the just so so clearly ignoring me and talking to dudes on grindr while I was #sitting in his living room trying to hang out with him #still mad but I don’t want to be mad but I am still so mad he treated me like shit and I just was like yeah this is how having friends works #I was so dumb but I wanted attention and when he gave me attention it was incredible but so fucking rare but I actually cared about him and #he just didn’t care at all about hurting me while I was literally going thru the worst shit in my personal life like god I was so dumb

[godnectar]

AAAGHH 💀🔫

#nectar's rambling #i hate everything bro 😭 #gonna rant a bit- #i just got a so fucking amazing job offer after so many shit dude 🤡 #but idk if i can accept bcs mf classes are already taking away my mental capacity 💀 #and it also needs a lil' security fee but i'm a broke bitch so #gonna start screaming 😭 #and the lady attending was so nice bro #i hate it here 😒 #anyways #good night my babes <33 #i will try and keep working on the other set of hcs as soon as i can #i promised to stop neglecting my sunshines #now i gotta keep my word 😤 #and it probably will be a bit hotter than the last one 😌

[biillys]

okay i know we've talked about chrissy/[insert name here] and chrissy/[insert name here] and even chrissy/[insert name here] but can we please for a second think about chrissy/heather??? becos i rly fucking wanna think about them. thankyou

#idk idk idk billy and heather leaving work together and billy stopping by eddies place to get some green #heather coming up with him becos she can and she's pretty sure eddies terrified of them both #eddie looking shifty as Fuck when he answers the door and heather instantly zeroing in on the way he won't open the door fully #billy raising a singular eyebrow and eddie instantly caving becos he may be older but eddies like. fucking terrified of billy. #chrissy instantly being like 'please don't tell jason.' and billy being like 'the fuck is a jason?' #'isn't he on your team?' 'my boyfriend?' 'that dumbass that calls you bro all the time.' #billy looking confused as fuck until he hears heathers explanation; then he's all 'oh fuck that guy' #then: the fuck's my weed? #so eddie fucks off to find his stash and heather shoves past billy and tugs on chrissys arm until theyre both sitting on the couch #and is all 'so. what brings you to eddie munsons trailer on a thursday night?' #chrissy just being like. blindsided by the events of the past 5 minutes. but also maybe a little in love and maybe also in awe #heather: cos if you're having boyfriend troubles; i give great advice. i'm free tonight btw #and chrissy still being slightly speechless but agreeing anyway cos fuck yeah she'll go out with heather #heather turning to billy like 'okay so change of plans. you can drop me and chrissy off at the mall tho; thanks rat boi.' #and billy; who hates his fucking life; just being like 'yeah uh fuck no' only to then literally do just that #anyway! heather and chrissy just chillin and talking for hours and heather taking music control in billys car to lowkey try and impress her #and chrissy literally not knowing a single song but like. adding them all to a playlist on her phone as they go. #walking around and clicking in ways they didn't even know they would #hearteyes mutherfucker etc #so billy fucks around in his car for a while and starts texting max cos he's bored as fuck #but then like 3 msgs in; max is like 'i'm watching a movie with lucas; can you please fuck off' and billy's like. i'm a fucking loser now #then when billy picks heather & chrissy up; cos he's full on chauffeuring them; he can admit that #they're all like giggly and shit and billy's like wow this is the worst thing to ever happen to me #and then he's stuck third wheeling them for the rest of time. sometimes 5th wheeling if max and lucas tag along #max heather and now chrissy getting along so well is literally billy's biggest cross to bear in life #yall can keep your fruity fours or whatever okay my personal new fav dynamic is billy + heather + chrissy + max thanku #m #text

[jrueships]

hm.

#imma need kpj to stop callin jalen twin 😭 with all respect kpj hangin with jalen is like 051mellys brother hangin with jrueholiday #i know bro been popped n theres a million other more chiraq menaces but still 😭 stay away from them #kpj just gives off wonked out vibes is all 😭 looks like he goes to the store n yells at the cabbages #his obsession with jalen is kinda funny tho i think he has a crush #and i think josh thinks that too bcs jalen had to post a babypic of them together to remind gup he still loves him #n theyre still friends as they always were 😭 #u kno just givin gup the reminder he needs that hes still thinkin abt him #... holdin down the fort at his crib. while green does the same...... in italy or paris or wherever the hell he is now #surrounded by fun and fashion and bad bitches (jaren) and Not sitting alone in his house wearing everything but nowhere to go #IDK WHY BUT I GET A LIL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE VIBES FROM THAT GUP TWEET LMAO.. #the smiley face with an extra mouth... the 'thanks 4 shinin a light on me' the i coulda been havin fun with fashion but im HERE.. WORKING #theres already a ton of comments praisin gup for his grind and criticizing jalen for not having any #even tho hes not doin summer league i think so he doesnt have a month to worry abt😭 but the comparisons were MADE #im guessin gup got tired from all that holdin it down at home.. #the dog is chewing on the walls now #every rep matters :)) #ok gup... just tell us you regret not joining jalen on his fashion week trip #constant nights staying wide awake on his racecar bed wanting to gup teleport next to jalen n join in on all his adventures #which include talking to other people #who are not him (gup).. perhaps the most unsettling thought #very funny 2 me.. very inch resting... the holdin it down pic was like from 3 days ago i jus posted it now cus i had time #but still very inch resting.. very funny... jalen just reposting an old post n pic of them to his story 😭 #hes tired of it n he should be 😭😭 #you know how they should solve this complication of clinginess and communication? KISSING #why argue when kiss optional ? this isnt some the walkin dead tough decision. why are lips not making acquaintances with lips rn?? #so disappointing 🥱 #gup #green #tfw when he wont let you use your powers to teleport in his lap whenever hes .2 miles away from you because it's 'weird' 🙄 #and he wants 'a little space'🙄🙄 what is space without gup if not hell itself ?!?!?