#tbh that's how fics should be lmao

[add1ctedt0you]

Sucker for pain

That's for all the writers who look at jiang cheng and decide to put him through other unimaginable woes. <3 As if his life wasn't rough enough lol.

#Like. Most of wwx fic I have read were like:' everyone should be sorry for wwx and acknowledge his grief to the point of being ooc' #'We just want people to love and protect awu innocent xianxian' #And then there are jc fics where authors are like: ohhhhhhh. The stages of grief are five???? Good. jc is going to expiriece 12 stages #of grief!!!! #You blink and the jc is put through non-con. calamities. deaths. tortures. trauma. rough times. in particular wwx-related-rough-time #authors are like: 'he didn't suffer enough: we'll make him experience every pain and woes known to humankind' #And at the end of the fic jc is almost always like: 'time to get up from this puddle of my own blood and see how jl is doing' #It's wild tbh. I've few theories why this happens lmao #If it wasn't clear: keep it up you all! #*mgifs #*stp #jiang cheng

[essenceofarda]

also on the note of headcanons i cannot fathom elves living centuries if not millennia without questioning their gender identities at least once lol

I'm a cisgender woman and I question my exact gender identity or presentation like... twice a year at least lmao

#funky's personal tag #listen i'm NOT saying i have a fic idea of a canon compliant (romance in rivendell canon lol) elrond presenting as female for a few decades #but i also can't deny that I DO have that fic idea #he's not necessarily trans i just feel like elves gender should be more fluid since they're like... around to question their gender longer #also my celebrian is Bi so she would totally be into femme presenting elrond tbh 🤔😏 #and yes. if you're wondering. she's Bi bc I"M bi and celebrian is. in both looks and personality practically a total self insert LOL #i once posted art of her to my insta and EVERY SINGLE FAMILY MEMBER who follows my insta was like 'point! that's you!' #and i was s hoo k #i hadn't realized how much i based her off myself until that moment lmao

[octoooo]

Lmao at first this was about writing, then homework, now it’s just goofy I love this face

Chilling in the void tonight

#coconut octo (mod talking) #lmao that stare #trying to get better with my Spanish so I’m writing things #I have a tiny pocket notebook so I can write the basic things I see & do #I think if I start incorporating Spanish more into my daily life I’ll get used to it #rewriting an older short fic of mine & my brain has never felt so empty XD #it’s kinda fun tho :D #I can’t roll my tongue to save my life so I should at least be scrumptious at writing & reading (eventually) #never noticed how brain fuzzy it was to write in Not your native language #I’ve always appreciated fic writers (any people/writers tbh) who wrote in English when it wasn’t their first language #but I have doubled tripled and Quadrupled down bc yikes this is tough #life 🐙 update ig #consuming my flash cards

[etchedstars]

hi i just wanted to drop a ss of the comments i wrote on my notion page for captured ghosts because im about to reread and i think this fic deserves all the recognition in the world it slays so hard and you should know the absolute anxiety and simultaneous joy you caused me!!!

HI OH MY GOD ?!?!??!?!? thank you asufaudsf this is so so nice the joy THIS brought me?????????? immeasurable ty <3333

(ps theres a lot of thoughts in the tags w captured ghosts spoilers for those who may or may have not read my will byers gets haunted multichaptered fic!!)

#if youre thinking hmm i should read captured ghosts!! dont take it from me take it from tumblr user romainlettusdinnerparty :) #okokok so !!! authors thoughts #one of the biggest problems i have with media and especially in fics is when characters just have. the worlds most perfect inner dialogue #which clearly. bc they are fifteen years old. they will not be perfect they wont think coherent thoughts #human emotions are messy and indecipherable and ESP w the st characters someone who has gone thru as much as will has. hes gonna be angry ! #i do my best to walk the line between good writing and realistic writing LMAO so im glad that came across :))) #ok abt joyce. this was less of a 'i think this is how joyce would be' and rlly just me being annoyed w my own mother tbh #i also wasnt a huge fan of her when i first wrote cg bc i thought she was way too paranoid over will and not caring much abt jonathan #so that is why shes Like that. im gonna be real i dont think id change it if i rewrote but i also dont think i wrote her fairly #and finally !!! im very sorry i lied about the rewrite. its not gonna happen bc i am so so swamped and i have nothing and i wrote it last y #but for the record will was supposed to be in the same sort of coma max was in and they were supposed to find each other and will #was going to promise max hed find her way out and then boom he was going to wake up there was going to be some jealousy w lucas and mike an #he makes it out alive max makes it out alive vecna doesnt fully leave etc etc. the end #anyways if youve read this far thank u and thank you for leaving this ask and this comment :))))) i havent gotten anything abt my fics in a #while tbh so knowing that like . They Still Exist and people still like them means so so much to me :')))) ok bye this was super long #overdue gets some asks #captured ghosts #happy chemical

[villa-kulla]

as much as i’ve been joking like “lol i can’t believe the pairing that finally made me come back and do a BCS fic was fucking laloward”......if you look at all the past walt/jesse madness, it was actually *completely* predictable:

step 1 - see a deeply traumatic and upsetting relationship in fiction

step 2 - feel the urge to FIX THAT

step 3 - discover the actors are kind of sweet about each other and get a few wires crossed

step 4 - ROM-COM, ANYONE???

#walter white voice: so you've always been like this??? #correct #lol i like how i'd never written a brba fic before #had barely written ANY fic before #and felt that the best way to start was obviously with an 80k romcom #god grant me the blissful fearlessness of a girl with her first laptop and tumblr account again lmao #'ok they fall in love so how many chapters could that take? 15 right?' #lol i should reread that sometime see how it holds up #but anyways what i'm saying is laloward is actually 100% in character for me and i shouldn't be surprised at all #walt and jesse was SUCH a twisted relationship omg like the most toxic ever #laloward did not get enough time to be twisted lol but points for being easily the most upsetting death i can remember seeing on tv!! #(and most sickening burial!!) #so yeah there was no way i was NOT going to write a fix-it for them tbh #(the 'falling in love/soulmates thing is all on them though i can't take responsibility for that they're LITERALLY. SOULMATES. PERIOD.) #shares

[relax-and-read-on]

Please please please I need more Ferrus/fulgrim content🥺 your headcanons are the best

Hdjdjdhd its ok anon you can just say "horniest on main" or "most likely to shitpost" im far from the best!!! I just yell at my phone. And since I am in a fluff mood...

A few hc on how their romance started!

We all know the story, how they forged each other weapons and became instant bff, blabla. But how I see it, there was a major difference. Ferrus received his hammer, and fell absolutely head over heels for Fulgrim.

The idea of FERRUS being in love first is just, so sweet to me??? He keep asking Fulgrim for time together. He keep bringing him small trinket that "were nothing fancy to make, really!" (They were). He struggle with his words, so he let his actions speak up.

Meanwhile, Fulgrim is A Fool. He's like "Ferrus? Such a sweet guy! So kind!" To his other bros and they all collectively look at him like he grew a second head. "Fulgrim last week he threw a wrench at my head because I moved a part in his workshop-"

Eventually he catch on... And oh. He feel almost... Disappointed? Ofc Ferrus wants to fuck him. Everyone does. Sure he tough that MAYBE he would be different, that maybe Ferrus actually liked spending time with him for his neurotic perfectionist mess of a brain and not because he's the prettiest thing in the galaxy.

And, because Fulgrim is A Mess (tm), he corner Ferrus... And ask him, with a flirty smile, if he wants to drag him to bed. Better let his brother get it out of his systhem, then they can go back to normal, right??

And Ferrus... Sweet, sweet Ferrus. He's intensely demisexual you know? And he KNOW that Fulgrim sleep around. He has no idea how to take it. His hearth is saying "he likes you too!!! He LOVE you!!!!" While his brain is going "This is just Fulgrim being himself, he's horny and your close, don't get attached."

He accept. And he gets dragged to bed, and it's. So much. Incredibly overwhelming. He keep clinging to his Fulgrim and its incredibly intense and emotionally charged. God he's a fool in love.

Fulgrim meanwhile is. Floored. It felt different. It felt like more. And he has no idea why!! Why did Ferrus look at him like he hung every star in the sky??? It's making him flustered, he know he's good at sex but no one is THAT good-

He want's to leave after, because that's what you do, right? They fuck you and then they leave you. But Ferrus does not agree.

He grab him at the waist, spoon him in bed, and gently ask in his ear for him to Please Stay.

Fulgrim is getting flushed at this point because??? What. Ok so ferrus like cuddles, he can role with that-

"I love you. I always have. The moment you handed me the hammer. You were covered in grim and sooth and your hair were a mess, and you had this smile, and your eyes were like stars. I know you don't feel the same but. I wanted you to know."

Fulgrim.exe has stopped working

Listen. In all his life- yes, people would love him, but not like that. Not because he throw a tamper tantrum because a shade of blue is wrong. And Ferrus. Ferrus has seen those things. And he love him for it.

It's easy to have sex. It's just his body. Being emotionally vulnerable is something else entirely.

He roll around in Ferrus arm to face him. Look at his deep grey. And he's just... So unsure. Almost scared. Ask him if he really means it.

Ferrus does not hesitate and tell him yes, without missing a beat.

And Fulgrim... He give a shy smile. Because maybe, maybe they could make this work. So he kiss him softly.

And that's how they got together! And became the most shockingly sweet couple in the galaxy <3

..... Well. That ran away from me lmao.

#gw pls hire me to write harlequin style romance novels #i SWEAR they would sell well #actually I should probably just write the actual fanfic of this LMAO! #spoiler! this is how i plan fics! bullet point infinte list!!! #warhammer 40k #warhammer #wh40k #primarch #primarch headcanon #fulgrim #ferrus manus #tbh I almost added like. several more layer of missunderstanding #but this ask was getting long lmao #telenovella au?

[izzy-b-hands]

edible bby u gotta Do More than this general vague relaxed thing rn. i dont wanna press u and also don't wanna use more of u rn so. cmon. pls. blease

#text post #im trying to be mindful in how much i use and win but the brain is not cooperating here which tbh i should not be shocked by lol #ive had ten fic ideas including one jesus/judas one (yes really lmao) and i cant physically calm or focus enough to write them #or to at least not immediately think 'oh these are fucking stupid don't waste your time on these ideas' #brain u want Productive yes? THEN STOP NERFING ME WHEN I TRY TO PRODUCTIVE #im so sorry y'all today is just. A Lot. this will pass but slowly apparently bear with me

[pizzaqueen]

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#the other day I started writing a post about Steve’s parents/family but tbh idk if I should post it #I’m pretty sure I’m literally the only person who feels the way I do about his family #and I already feel awkward enough lmao #it’s probably better just to occasionally pepper it into my fic and keep it to myself right? #i just feel like I’d be being rude if I posted something that goes against what everyone else feels #like I’m not being purposefully contrary - it’s really how I feel - but it still feels rude! #misc #tbd

[allixirr]

i wrote this fic, 'beauty in music' (self promo, btw. this is one of my most popular fics i think) a while ago, and my original inspiration was my own despair about my artistic talents, in music, drawing or writing. (hence, the angst). it was the original inspiration, but somewhere along the way, i'd lost the intention and made room for the despair with xiao in the second chapter. it wasn't the same feelings, but it was darn similar and that was the best i could do, because to this day i'm still yet to find a way to put it into words.

i think something along the lines of thinking that i was once good, only for that talent to be wasted away because of my focus on education and friends and other interests. or maybe it's to do with the feeling of never being able to be good enough, no matter how much i try, because i simply don't have the time or value for it.

i dunno. i still remember my piano teacher's expression when i told her i wasn't continuing with classes anymore. it was... heartbreaking? because she was so kind and i really hope she doesn't think it's because of her, but rather it was because of my education, and the fact that at that point i was definitely not even near good enough to even consider pursuing a career in music

anyway, originally in the plot venti was meant to lament over his inability to play anymore, due to the time spent away from the piano and on the hospital bed from an unknown illness...

i don't really know where i'm going with this. i just wanted to write my thoughts down somewhere. i think that in the end my feelings were something along the lines of the kind of sadness of losing passion or talent in an art form simply because something else in your life took priority, whether it be your health, education, or just reality in general.

#for me i think #it's just a horrible feeling #because i sit down in front of the piano and #i find myself unable to play the pieces i'd perfected all those years ago #i lost the muscle memory and i don't have time to relearn it #a skill i once had lost to time #i wonder how gods deal with this #maybe i'll rewrite the fic but with a focus on venti's immortality #i did a similar one with zhongli's immortality but #i forgot what i wrote tbh lmao #and it didn't get that many views on ao3 anyway #should i tag genshin on this #whatever it's not rly genshin centric #more writing and identity and figuring out myself

[astarriscus]

HELPFISVDKSJ I KINDA LOWKEY FORGOT EBG IS STILL ONGOING

#☘︎ ⋮ ebg ! ↶ #dw i wasn't close to slipping up rn LMAO /gen #maybe i shld send more sabos soon ... altho i am in the mood rn to write for actual fics i might post >.> #also i have !!! uh. well idk if it will be a miniseries or series or just another old fic but <3 hehehe bloodborne inspired YES #this was tbh for a selfship but actually i want to make it an x reader so nw at all hehe #it's abt time i worked more on that esp bcs i had it for almost 2 years !!! but since recently (like months ago) #BLESS that artist who reignited my brainrots for the yeah ......... idk how i will go about and write it tho #hence why i stoppef atm alrdy TwT even w literally making the docs and writing a synopsis and all wtvr ya ya just today riehfishodja #i'll try to come up w more ideas! idk if reader should also be a hunter... or if they should be like. some kinda 'npc' #or if theyre one of thr monster thinggies but like a good guy somehow ........... the guy who will remain unnamed for now tho is def hunter

[waywardsalt]

really sitting here like ooooh i wanna work on the ganonbeck fic i need to plan out my space au i need to polish my next ph fic plan out finish the damibeck smut plan out a bellumbeck fic- *opens word and starts writing warrior cats fanfiction*

#its something. its something ive been meaning to do #salty talks #i might post the scene? once its done and im not iffy abt a lot of the movement stuff #trying to describe the movements of a cat (fine im rereading warriors) who is missing a leg (lmao wc would never have a tripod pov) #also just not familiar with how tripod cats move so ive been watching a few vids of that #this scene is very much late into this fic but its practice for a few things #being writing the tripod cat struggling with bad terrain and her relationship with another major character #general practice with warrior cats settings and trying to figure out how i’ll describe the gathering site #buncha stuff yknow. i need to re check the minecraft world im using as this fics world and get a look at things #i should take screenshots of it tbh

[violetclarity]

not to pat myself on the back too much but the ship playlists I made back in 2017/2018 still absolutely slap

#yeah I'm listening to five year old playlists; what of it? #I don't know if I'll ever have the stamina to put that much work into a collection of songs again #they are perfectly! curated #I spent so much time on them lmao #like I didn't even spend that much time on the playlists for my own goddamn novel which is VERY MUSIC BASED #although that might be bc the stakes felt Too High and I got blocked bc of it #anyway I miss making playlists. I should go back to doing that. #I usually just listen to albums now but I made myself just a “toss together high energy songs” playlist for this week's cleaning adventures #and I forgot how that's also nice #but I did really enjoy making super curated playlists #might fuck around and make another playlist #might fuck around and write another jeddy fic based on the banger jeddy playlist I made in 2017 #as that was lowkey always the intention #although tbh I shudder to think what jeddy fandom looks like now so Probably Not #my 55k jeddy mpreg fic that no one wanted to read was enough of a gift to that fandom lmao

[winterzsurprise]

Take a seat || Miguel O'hara

Pairing: Miguel O'hara x F!reader

Summary: Never in your wildest dream did you imagine having your husband ask you to sit on his face.

Tags: Face sitting, multiple orgasms, vaginal fingering, overstimulation, smut, NOT BETA READ.

Words: 1.2k

saw someone plead for this one lmao. They asked so nicely so I delivered, idk if this is how it usually goes tbh. This shit's so rushed but I guess I have to squeeze everything out before school starts again tomorrow aaaaaaaaaa

other than that, enjoy! Thank you all for your love on my fics aaaaaaaaaa im running out of header pics da;flkhwah

mi vida - my life || dios mio - my god || mi bella esposa - my beautiful wife || cariño - honey

“You want me to do what now?”

Miguel sighed exasperatedly as he facepalmed, embarrassed. “Don’t make me repeat mys—”

“No no no, I heard you loud and clear.” Which doesn’t mean you understand why all of a sudden. “But why?”

“Should I have any reason why I want you to sit on my face?”

In a gazillion universe, you’d never thought you’d hear those words come out of his lips. Sitting on his lap, you stared at the man incredulously to which he scowled at.

Usually, oral between you both are usually done with you underneath him as he pinned your thighs open and wide for him since he likes the control. To hear him ask you to sit on his face mid-foreplay shocked you.

You pinched your thigh, unconvinced by his sudden change of mind and Miguel sighed once more.

“Is it that hard to believe? Dios mio, if you don’t want to do it, just say it—”

“No no no, lay back down, I’m just processing.”

Excitement thrummed madly in your veins as you pushed the man back into the mattress. Excitement got you removing your underwear in a second before sitting back on his chest. It’s not fast enough apparently, when his strong arms hook under your legs and pull you directly on top of his lips.

Your breath got stuck into your throat. The mere feeling of his hot breath on your skin caused ripples of heat from your abdomen to your fingertips. You’ve always had orals before, it was something he’d never forget, yet there was something about sitting on top of his face that got you aroused more than ever.

“Go any slower and I would’ve thought you’d want to back out.”

“Not my fault. You’re so impatient.”

“A pretty girl sat on top of me, naked and wet, begging to be devoured. Do you think I’d ignore you, mi bella esposa?”

His dark voice, along with his fogged red eyes staring at you through his eyelash sent shivers down your spine, cheeks flushing beet red. You almost slapped the growing smirk off of his face at your flustered state.

“You’re so annoying.”

“And you smell absolutely delicious.”

His arms locked around your thighs and you immediately knew you were done.

His tongue felt like silk gliding through your folds before rolling your clit in figures of eight. You sighed, throwing your head back as pleasure slithered down your spine at his every exhale fanning your skin. 

There was something about the stings his stubbles brings as it scratches your skin along with the stimulation of his tongue that drive you crazy. 

You swear you’re not a masochist by any means, yet when it comes to Miguel, every joy, sadness, pain and pleasure felt like a reward from the high heavens that you couldn’t help but accept with gratitude.

Your hand found stability in his dark locks, pulling and tugging his head closer to your heat, causing him to groan, the vibration seeping into your bones.

His hands roamed your body as if desperate to find a treasure in the unknown, nails dragging the skin from your back and down to the globes of your ass. The sting they left in their wake stirs your nerves awake, the pain mixing in with pleasure. You sighed, falling to lean on the piles of pillows as you dragged your clit with the point of his tongue.

Miguel wandered lower, tongue rolling around the rim of your entrance, sending electric jolts down your legs. You shivered as the sensation of his fangs rubbing against your folds, always so close yet so far away.

You gasped when the appendage plunged into your entrance, his large nose pushing into your clit as he pulled you closer to his face.

“Fuck…!”

“You taste divine.” He groaned. “Give me more.”

Bringing his hand down hard onto your ass, you whined. The stinging pain it left had your body singing for more and you knew Miguel was aware of the effect it has on you with how hard you clench on his silky appendage.

“Move.”

“Huh?”

Another sharp slap echoed in the living room, harder than the one earlier and you cried, hips stuttering forward on his flattened tongue.

“Ride me, cariño. Like you’ve always wanted.”

And you swear you’ve never heard anything more romantic than that.

With a smidge of hesitance, fearing you’d suffocate him, you rolled yourself on his tongue, eyes locked onto his darkened ones that dripped with desire. Still unsatisfied, his hand lands another hit on your skin and you move more desperately against him.

You cry as he starts to pick up the pace of his tongue, putting pressure onto your bead and shaking his head aggressively underneath you. He swats you once more when your hips stutter from the stimulation before clawing your flesh and grounding you further into his mouth.

“Harder.”

“I’m trying—Ah!”

Sneaking a hand below, he immediately inserts two digits inside of you. He spared no time hastening the speed of his thrusts while licking enthusiastically onto your clit making your eyes roll back.

Chasing the pleasure his fingers and mouth offered you, your hips rolled uncontrollably against his face. The obscene squelch echoing in the room would have embarrassed you, yet you couldn’t find it in you to flush.

The tight knot in your abdomen tightens as heat explodes from your chest and reaches down the tips of your limbs. You couldn’t do anything but cry as you tether closer to nirvana.

“I-I’m close.”

“Come for me, mi vida. Give it to me. I want it all.”

With his grounding arm reaching up to rake through your back along with his fingers and tongue, the knot unfurls and you come with a cry. 

Suddenly, he had both arms wrapped around your waist, preventing you from fluttering away from his ministrations. You gasped and pushed at his head but he paid no heed to them, rolling and shaking his tongue onto your clit as if trying to coax another climax from you.

“Miguel…!”

His nails digging into your flesh was the only answer you received and maybe the tug on his lips at your trembling thighs as well. It didn’t take long before pain started to blur with pleasure and your hips rocked against his tongue despite the protest of your heat with one hand tugging on his hair and the other holding on for dear life onto the headboard.

You didn’t have the mind to worry about his nose being blocked by your mon pubis, focused solely on your orgasm. With how he ground your hips onto his lips, you knew he didn’t mind.

And with a weak shout, you unravel, flesh and bones, on top of him. There’s a sound of something breaking in the haze, but paid no heed to it as you fall bonelessly onto the mattress. Miguel pulls away, gasping for air just as you turn to face the ceiling.

Your arousal drenching his face evoked something feral within you, the simmering desire in your stomach stirring awake once more. His eyes turned to the headboard and chuckled, reaching over to run his fingers over the dent with amusement dancing in his eyes.

“I guess a Spider-Man will always be a Spider-Man.”

“Oh shut up.” You groaned, chucking a pillow on his face.

#miguel o'hara imagine #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara smut #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader one shot #spiderman smut #spider man fics #spider man smut #marvel fics #marvel smut

[minkiverse]

POLY!ATEEZ FIC RECS PART 1

Part 2 - Hongjoong - Seonghwa - Yunho - Yeosang - San - Mingi - Wooyoung - Jongho

A collection of Ateez fics that I think everyone should know about!!! This has been QUITE the project, but I'm so happy to have done it. Unfortunately not all my recs could fit on one post so there will be at least one other part to this list, as well as individual member lists. (i really thought i could fit them all on one post lmaooo) I hope you enjoy and support these authors!!

DISCLAIMER none of these works are mine and majority are MATURE 18+, please review all warnings before reading!!!

Key:

✨ - My Favs

🔥 - Smut (MINORS DNI)

⛈️ - Angst

💗 - Fluff

🍑 - Humor

POLY!ATEEZ

Sway With Me - @luvt0kki 🔥⛈️ Sci-fi ✧ Ongoing

the world 🤌 the story 🤌 the SMUT 🤌🤌🤌 but truly this fic is such a fun take on a sci-fi adventure. im already obsessed with the mc, AND HER AND WOO'S CHEMISTRY?!?! off the charts sooooo good like 👏👏👏 the interlude has me a tiny bit nervous because now i know how well this author writes angst and yeah its gonna be a doozy 😩😩

Wonderwall - @atzfilm ✨🔥⛈️ Yandere ✧ Faerie AU ✧ Ongoing

i realized pretty quickly that yandere is much more popular in this fandom than in previous ones i've been in, so i never really read any. HOWEVER, i get it now i do lmao. this was the first one i read, and i was HOOKED like i couldn't stop reading! the story just like took over my brain, and i am thinking why am i sympathizing with the guys BUT I AM BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPLEX AND SO INTERESTING AND WELL WRITTEN!!!!! its hard to put into words how much i love this series

The Answer - @berryunho ✨🔥⛈️ Cult AU ✧ Ongoing

i genuinely don't think i've ever read a fic like this, and i mean that in literally the best way possible. i was STRESSED reading this like there are so many scenes that make me question everything, but like there is no one to trust about what is actually happening. idk if i'm making sense but this fic just needs to be read to understand the legit anxiety it gives me in certain chapters lmaooo😭😭

Deep Down - @seventhcallisto 🔥⛈️💗 ABO AU ✧ 9th Member AU ✧ Ongoing

this is just self indulgent fun AND THAT PEOPLE IS WHAT FANFICTION IS MEANT TO BE!!! like im just kicking my feet reading about this 9th member ateez finding out she's an omega!~ i'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!

Into the Aurora - @honeyhotteoks ✨🔥⛈️💗 Idol AU ✧ Complete

this soooo quickly became my main comfort fic for ateez! like i have reread this TOO many times. sometimes i'll just revisit specific chapters, but i know the exact chapter number.... is that concerning? lmaooo~ but truly this is more than just a you date every member of ateez fic (WHICH ARE GREAT DONT GET IT TWISTED!!) but the more we learn of the mc the more i adore her and her relationship with the boys!! it's just a must read ok 👏👏

Inception - @remedyx ✨🔥⛈️💗 Dragon!Teez ✧ Royalty AU ✧ Ongoing

my brain is still stuck in this world tbh, like its maybe a bit embarrassing how many times i look at the map and moodboards and just vibe and think about this fic lmaoo! but honestly the world building is so thoughtful and its so easy to just immerse yourself in it which is amazing!!!!!!!

Dragon from the Window - @thelargefrye ✨🔥⛈️💗 Dragon!Teez ✧ Fantasy AU ✧ Ongoing

this collection of one shots, drabbles, headcanons, and world building i went through SO QUICKLY I WAS IMMEDIATLY OBSESSED. i am so genuinely invested in this story and how each member react to their connection with the mc!!!! ALSO the mc is a witch SO BIG BONUS POINTS!!!!~

like the moon - @sunmoonjune ✨⛈️💗 Warrior AU ✧ Clan Systems ✧ Ongoing

try not to cry challenge - FAILED, MULTIPLE TIMES 😭😭 this is major hurt/comfort, but its truly such a beautiful story!! i would do anything ANYTHING for gray!!!!! all of them deserve the absolute best in the world and i just adore them so much 🥹🥹🥹

Morning Mist - @mint-yooxgi ⛈️💗 Dragon!Teez ✧ Yandere ✧ Ongoing

another story with an mc that is just 🤌🤌🤌 like she is so badass i'm in love but also scared lmao,, but i think if you are new to yandere, this is a good starting point! like yes they are obsessed but not like terrifyingly so if that makes sense~

MULTIPLE MEMBERS

This Night Together - @honeyhotteoks ✨🔥⛈️💗 Yunho x Reader x Mingi ✧ ABO ✧ Ongoing

listen i'm a bit of a slut for ABO fics and this one!!!! THIS ONE IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!! im like just in love with all of them not just yungi n reader but EVERYONE (except u minseok u bitch) like not only is the main plot so good but the side plots for the other members is just incredible,, i just love this story too ok if you see this author know that every fic they write is going to be a comfort fic for me 🥹🥹

Project Omen - @atzfilm 🔥⛈️ Hongjoong x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ Hybrid AU ✧ One Shot

Bouncy - @hongism 🔥Yunho x Reader x Jongho ✧ Mechanic AU ✧ One Shot

splish splash - @atozfic 🔥San x Seonghwa x Wooyoung x Yunho x Reader ✧ Swimmer AU ✧ One Shot

sharing is caring? - @byuntrash101 🔥Hongjoong x Reader x Mingi ✧ Idol AU ✧ One Shot

Untitled - @orgverse 🔥Seonghwa x Reader x San ✧ Idol AU ✧ One Shot

Untitled - @cheollipop 🔥San x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ One Shot

Threesome with Yungi with woosan watching - @k-hotchoisan 🔥Yunho x Reader x Mingi (San and Wooyoung) ✧ One Shot

one more rep - @cheollipop 🔥San x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ Personal Trainer AU ✧ One Shot

blue bird - @seonghwaddict 🔥💗San x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ Mafia AU ✧ One Shot

What's the Time, Mr. Wolf - @starlitmark 🔥Yunho x Reader x Mingi ✧ Hybrid AU ✧ One Shot

the good friend + the better friend - @byuntrash101 ✨🔥San x Reader x Mingi ✧ Idol AU ✧ Two Shot

as a sangi bias this fic changed my life maybe?!! the smut is just toe curling ESPECIALLY PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally i could drool just thinking about this fic 🤤🤤 i need this to be my reality ASAP

Untitled - @ja3hwa 🔥Seonghwa x Yunho x Mingi x Reader ✧ Business (?) AU ✧ One Shot

knockout - @igbylicious 🔥San x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ Boxer AU ✧ One Shot

Untitled - @sanspuppet 🔥Hongjoong x Reader x Seonghwa ✧ One Shot

Untitled - @thetypingpup 🔥San x Reader x Mingi ✧ One Shot

Time of Love - @desayunho ⛈️💗 San x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ SMAU ✧ Complete

compromise - @cyberpxnk 🔥⛈️ Seonghwa x Reader x Yunho ✧ College AU ✧ Soccer AU ✧ One Shot

Untitled - @cheollipop 🔥San x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ One Shot

cheerleader - @byuntrash101 🔥Seonghwa x Yunho x San x Ming x Reader ✧ One Shot

from eden + Pt. 2 - @atzfilm 🔥⛈️ Seonghwa x Reader x Yeosang ✧ Vampire AU ✧ Two Shot

whichever way - @igbylicious 🔥💗 San x Reader x Wooyoung ✧ Neighbors AU ✧ Ongoing

Under the Comforter - @thelargefrye 🔥Seonghwa x Reader x San ✧ Idol AU ✧ One Shot

Double Trouble - @kitten4sannie 🔥 Wooyoung x Reader x Jongho ✧ Hybrid AU ✧ One Shot

What Should We Become? - @sluttywoozi 🔥💗 Yeosang x Reader x San ✧ One Shot

like a dream - @cheollipop ✨🔥💗 Yunho x Reader x Mingi ✧ One Shot

this is like so incredibly hot, literally all i need in life is to be in between these two men 😩😩😩 but it is also so sweet and both boys are so doting to the mc and the end!!!!!!!!!! so loving and cute and aaaaaaaaaaaa 😭😭😭

SCENARIOS/TEXTS/HEADCANONS

ateez as royals who fall for you (hyungs, maknaes) - @eightmakesonebraincell 🔥⛈️💗 Royalty AU ✧ Scenarios

subby ateez - @seventhcallisto 🔥Headcanons

Ateez cumming too soon - @sluttywonwoo 🔥Headcanons

soft cuddles with ateez - @beenbaanbuun 💗 Scenarios

first kiss with ateez - @beenbaanbuun 💗 Scenarios

Ateez and pussy slapping - @kitten4sannie 🔥Scenarios

Bedroom Mishaps (hyungs, maknaes) - @seohwang 🔥💗 Scenarios

Ateez 'n free use - @seventhcallisto 🔥 Scenarios

Cupping their Cheeks - @yeorisanaxox 💗 Scenarios

Ateez as Exes + Pt. 2 - @kisshwa 🍑 Texts

Friends to Lovers Headcanons - @kpopnstarwars 💗 Scenario

boyfriend!ateez discovering you write smut - @eightmakesonebraincell 🍑 Texts

Ateez being overstimulated (hyungs, maknaes) - @ateezscupid ✨🔥 Scenarios

listen i just like sub!ateez a lot 😭😭 but like these are such a go too for me when i NEED some dom!reader content like it is so cute/hot/toe curlingly delicious 🤤🤤🤤

mtl of who would like choking - @sxcret-garden 🔥 Headcanons

texts when they think you’re asleep - @beenbaanbuun 💗🍑 Texts

#ateez #kim hongjoong #park seonghwa #jeong yunho #kang yeosang #choi san #song mingi #jung wooyoung #choi jongho #ateez fic recs #fic recs #ateez smut #ateez angst #ateez fluff #ateez x reader #fic rec masterlist #in celebration of chellateez week 2~~ #merengue makes lists

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Okay so on Coruscant there are very few people that don’t actually go out into the streets (I’m thinking politicians and Jedi might be some of the few who don’t have to go outside very often if at all because the senate and the temple are both the size of a small city) which means that 1: they NEED to have vitamin D lights on the streets of Coruscant because otherwise everyone would be depressed like in the deepest winter at all times. And 2: that means I think the Jedi temple and the senate themselves also are just full of Vitamin D lights.

Also y’all need to stop writing fics where kids are afraid of ‘getting caught sneaking around after dark’ or something because the temple is literally so full of species that you have no idea of that kid is nocturnal or whatever. They very well could be. Tbh I wanna write a fic where someone catches Obi-Wan sneaking around at night to play a prank with Quin or something and he’s all ‘bruh my eyes glow in the dark I’m obviously meant to be awake at this hour’ and no one can argue with him. Stuff like that.

Also I think the temple neeeeeeeds multiple healing halls (once more. It is the size of a small city) one in the aquatic center of the temple (which canonically exists) one in the temple main (which should span over like four levels and act as it’s own building okay) and one in the creche. This is the MINIMUM amount of healing halls I think they should have.

A tram system should be inside the walls. Places in the temple that act as sideways lifts and also a subway system because believe it or not, there are species in the temple as small as one foot tall, and I’m not just talking about Grogu, I’m talking about others like Kushiban and others similar. Once more. It is the size of a small city. They should have both subway type stations (that take you certain places like the main healing halls or the biggest canteen or the supply sector of the temple things like that) because oh my god imagine how many hours the commute to your workstation could take if you didn’t have that shit. Annoying af.

They gotta have names for all the different canteens okay. Like ‘meet me in the cafeteria’ in a temple the size of a small city is bullshit cause even in the books they have multiple cafeterias.

A… let’s call it a Mall Section of the temple. A place where you can pick up groceries (the temple makes their own food and I assume most of it is cooked in careens but also not letting people cook their own food is a recipe for a Jedi starving to death on a mission lmao) but they also have a salon (skin care and hair care are very important and if you let all these babies cut their own hair they gonna turn out like me no one wants that) and a clothing ‘store’ where you can get certain size clothes and robes from, or even undercover mission clothes. There need to be Jedi in these places too!!! Imagine going to the salon with your master and having a gossip talk about your new lineage member!!! It’s important to society!!!

A Jedi movie theater where the masters send their kiddos on the weekend so they can enjoy a glass of wine and not be sneezed on for three hours.

I’ve actually seen a few mentions in fics and posts about tea salons so that is def also a thing. It’s the Jedi version of a cafe. I think people who like baking take turns working there and everyone chips in for tea selections and stuff.

Droid Ubers. They need to get somewhere but feel sick as heck and it’s not near any good lifts or the subway trams??? Call a droid Uber lmao. It shouldn’t be unusual either lol just grandmaster on his way to bother his kid while not aggravating his hip after hip surgery.

Remember that Jedi who are like 10 foot tall also exist so remember there ARE apartments in the temple that could fit Kenobi’s Dino-Horse girl Boga.

There should also be apartments with like 10 bedrooms and bathrooms (or even one giant communal bathroom) around a singular living/cooking space!!! Let Jedi live in communes!!!!

The aquatic levels of the creche are def the cutest place in the temple you can’t argue with me on the idea of water babies swimming and cuddling under water.

On another note to the fact that species like Kushiban exist???? Imagine tiny doors and corridors that used to be used by mouse droids but they became so useful to tiny Jedi so they got taken over. Just imagine that.

Bartering markets where Jedi trade things, mostly things they get on missions or are given to them as gifts, nothing goes to waste so they find a proper place for all gifts and extras here.

Cooking classes. Obi-Wan has been kicked out of all of them his cooking is so bad. Anakin claims bullshit he loves Master’s cooking! But then, he also eats worms…

Anyways. Y’all too single minded with this shit. It just be all ‘cafeteria, living quarters, healing halls and archives’ with you guys. Where is the culture. Where is the acknowledgment of multiple species all living in the same area taking place in a culture of peace and galactic exploration???? Give them a liquor store idgaf.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #the Jedi

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My Personal Hashira 🍆 Size Ranking

Warning: if it ain’t obvious, this contains smut lmao — therefore Muichiro is 100% not included in this. We’re talking about 🍆, length, girth, all the fun stuff. So if PPs make you uncomfortable keep on scrolling babes </3

A/N: these low key stress me out cause I feel like people can get pretty defensive over these types of Headcanons. Especially if my own thought differs from yours. Regardless, these are just my personal takes/HCs. My word is not law so do not be upset if my HC does not match yours / don’t feel the need to change how you HC these things to fit my POV. This is why I refrain from describing size in my fics, I want y’all to imagine it in a way that you like lololol

Lastly, idgaf if you see some of this as unrealistic, these are fake, fictional drawings of men, if I wanna give Gyomei a 44ft long 🍆, I can and will (I didn’t but you get the point.) Anyways enjoy my personal thoughts on this matter

1. Himejima Gyomei

Is anyone fucking shocked that this 7’2 (220cm) man is packing the biggest schlong among the male Hashira?

I mean let’s be logical real quick, his dick is as big as the rest of him. This man’s dick is dragging on the floor.

Soft: 11.2

Hard: 12.3

Call it unrealistic idgaf this man is LONG

Girthy too, he’s fucking beefy all over

This man’s dick will feel like he’s shoving his wrist up in there ong bro

It curves downward slightly when hard, I mean shit that thing is heavy, it stands no chance against gravity

2. Uzui Tengen

Again, the man is 6’6 (198cm).

Height comes into play when it comes to our two tank Hashira

Therefore none of you should be surprised that they are the top two

Soft: 9

Hard: 10.3

Your guts are getting rearranged, he knows the length he has but often underestimates how far he can go…

He’s long but doesn’t have a crazy girth to him, which thank fuck it doesn’t take as much prep to take him

He’s pretty straight when hard and manages to flex it and keep it up (he totally does dick tricks & you can’t convince me otherwise)

3. Tomioka Giyu

I’m standing by my “big dick Giyu” head canon. I just know this man is packing a weapon down there

What’s crazy is he wasn’t even aware of how good he had it until he overheard other corps members chatting

Soft: 6.3

Hard: 7.4

He’s got a decent girth and as weird as it may sound, it’s pretty, like really pretty to look at

When hard, it curves upwards and stands at attention which makes him a bit embarrassed

He knows how to use it, because of that he’s pretty confident in that aspect which is wild for him

He will also rearrange your guts unintentionally (or intentionally hehe)

4. Shinazugawa Sanemi

I don’t wanna hear one PEEP from any of you that Sanemi should be above Giyu.

My man is forth on the list but that ain’t mean shit, he’s still got a lot going on down there

Soft: 6

Hard: 7

He’s girthy, will tear you up girth, needs thirty minutes of prep minimum because of how wildly he fucks girth

He sticks straight out, no curve in sight and honestly looks like he defies gravity.

He’s like Tengen, can do dick tricks. But unlike Tengen he doesn’t make that known / show you lmao.

He’ll break your back, he may even hurt you (fully unintentional) if he gets too into it. That thing is fr a weapon

5. Rengoku Kyojuro

He’s fifth on the list but trust me he’s not lacking

He’s second smallest, but he’s not small, if you get what I mean. It’s kinda like how we rank the Hashira weakest to strongest but regardless they are still the strongest in the corps… that make sense?

Soft: 5.8

Hard: 6.8

He curves upwards, very prominent veins running along his shaft (heh, shaft)

Girth wise, he’s about normal. Not too intimidating but def offers you a good stretch, forgoing prep is real bold tbh

He’s a quick learner so he quickly masters how to fuck you

He will strive to go as far as your body will let him, so expect to be bruised / sore

6. Iguro Obanai

My king. He may be “smallest” among the Hashira men, but that doesn’t mean shit.

He’s not self conscious of his dick, he knows how to use it. He’s also pretty content with it’s size

Soft: 5.6

Hard: 6.5

See? You can’t come for me cause he ain’t even SMALL

Obanai’s dick is pretty, too. It curves upwards slightly, since he’s pretty pale, his veins are prominent

He’s got an average girth, he doesn’t need to prep you forever to get you ready. Which works in his favor cause he likes to “punish” you with no prep & going in raw

He can and will abuse your cunt, he’s not satisfied until you genuinely can’t walk without limping for a few days

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