#text toast

[jalattes]

how boop me be

#text toast #april fool's day #april fools #boop #meme #onceler #boops #cat #i couldnt rest until i made this #good fucking night #the onceler

[goodbirb]

fatt is a good podcast

#text toast

[exfausting]

he's just Matt

#death note #matt jeevas #mello #mihael keehl #mellodramattic #m2 barbie movie outfits coming next once i . start that. #text toast #my art #mail jeevas #also im a matt all versions canon truther hes just emo and dyes his hair a lot #jay draws

[toastling]

Everybody wants to fool the squirrel

#Tears For Fears #Text Toast

[pecfert]

i got a promotion and i can't scream about it on professional channels yet but i'm so fucking happy so i gotta shout it here on the void

#no longer underpaid just paid #pecfert #text toast #personal

[morganbritton132]

Someone post a Tiktok of Eddie and Steve clearly having their date interrupted by some fans of Eddie’s

Eddie is very obviously trying to be nice. He’s talking to them and taking pictures with them, but he’s also subtly trying to end this interaction. Steve, meanwhile, looks pissed.

The longer this conversation goes on, the more annoyed he looks until he takes a deep breath. He centers himself and then he burst into tears.

His whole body shakes when he sobs, “Eddie, what do you mean you want a divorce?!”

It takes over two hours for the person to post a part two where you can see Steve immediately stop crying when the fans awkwardly shuffle away.

He wipes his face, sticks his fork into their shared dessert and says, “So, anyways.”

Eddie collapses in on himself like a puppet whose strings were cut and whisper-shouts at Steve, “I hate when you do that! I think it’s real every time.”

“Well, I hate when my date is interrupted.”

#Steve’s biggest superpower is that he can cry on command #He only uses it for evil though #Eddie’s DMs are toast. He has 36 missed calls and twice as many texts when he checks his phone after the rest of their date #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

[dragonpyre]

You don’t understand how much of a visceral need I have for Battinson to get a Robin. That late 20’s man deserves to have a thirteen year old bully him into letting them fight crime. Look at him, pathetic

#he can’t even make the kid toast I bet #please DC #be nice for once #give that man a child #Battinson #dc #Batman #the Batman #the batman 2022 #text post #Robin #dc robin

[toastedclownery]

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN MENTIONED BEFORE BUT

Wittebane looking hair noodle

#you know how her outfit/appearance makes her look like eda and king's family. well. #the owl house #toh #watching and dreaming #luz noceda #titan luz #toh s3 #hunter #caleb wittebane #toasted texts

[ghostboidanny]

Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption

Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.

Danny: *war flashbacks*

Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸

Batfam: ...

Alfred: ... We also have cereal

Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?

#dpxdc #dp x dc #the zalgo text says: #If I'm forced to eat toast One more time I'm going to use my position as Ghost King to wage war on Earth and destroy every toaster in exist #the bats didn't know that the adoption bait bruce picked up was the actual for real ghost king #danny got toast related trauma #attacking earth because the GIW hunted and vivisected him? nah #attacking earth because of toast? yah

[bruciemilf]

Hiii<33 Sorry to bother, but in your point of view, what are your favourite posts (yours and everyone else's) of superbat dynamics? In terms of relationships, friendship, loves etc? What makes this duo separate from the rest? Moments in the comics or animation that stuck out like a sore thumb by how lovely it is? I'm just curious and I always love to read the essays of comments and rants about such things ^^ (p.s I used to send a lot of asks so long ago, and now I'm back because i genuinely miss your talks

LOVE LOVE LOVE Clark being a raging good person, yet, needing Bruce there as a leash. Or damage control. Same thing.

Cringe fail stepdad Clark (affectionate) doing THE MOST to bond with the bat kids and failing with every single one of them. Except Dick. Because obviously.

ROMANTIC CLARK…… remembering Bruce’s heartbeat,,,, quality time fanatic. A wanton for gift giving. A slut for making the bat boy feel safe and appreciated, if you will.

Clark fining for Bruce’s trust. Seeing as a prize most desired. Stalking it like a beast waiting for something to bleed in its mouth. God that’s good.

Bruce fiercely denying any and all of Clark’s patient attempts at building their relationship at first. It’s self-defense guised under martyrdom. He likes to think he’s doing Clark a kindness by keeping away, because Death stalks Waynes like angry lovers, but it’s really just to spare himself a guaranteed heartbreak

But Clark’s got enough stubborness to fill an ocean with, so he’s not leaving anytime soon. “I won’t let the fear of what could go wrong stop what could end beautifully.”

The bat kids being super protective of their dad 😔 There’s been reports of a red masked vigilante causing sheer HAVOC in Metropolis since Superman saved Bruce Wayne last week. CLEARLY Red Hood is a jealous ex of Bruce’s.

#Jason sees that the media portrayed him in a jealous ex girlfriend light and feels the need to make a public interview #as red hood :))) and explicitly state his disgust with media and their goddam opinions #but in rest??? Clark is toast. rip that man #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #protective batkids #Battinson #MY BATMAN TY #text #dc comics #dc

[jalattes]

it will never stop being hilarious that taylor fucking swift voiced a character in the lorax, a musical movie, and didn't sing a single note

#text toast #onceler #the lorax #taylor swift

[goodbirb]

Isn't it fucked up Warren accepted to be cyro frozen With the risk of memory loss because he didn't want to be responsible for his life. And when he did lose his memory he still wanted the same thing... It's like the only way to get rid of your problems is to face them

#i love the themes of avoidance in this podcast like #1. warren 2. Gordon basically being ok with being kidnapped so he doesn't have to deal with life's responsibilities #3. cyro tech being used on prisons so that they doesn't have to provide prisoners with food shelter or rehab #4. cyro tech being used on a cruise ship out in the ocean away from economic disparity and conflict #5. cyrotech being used to sleep through ecological destruction instead of solving it #I LOVE THEMES #red valley #text toast

[exfausting]

hey. what do matt and mello have in their la apartment fridge. answer this ⬇️

#death note #mello #matt jeevas #mellodramattic #i am drawing need the ppl to decide #also fridge decor to consider #text toast

[toastling]

Tripyouphobia: The fear of seeing too many potholes.

#Text Toast #Puns #Phobia #Tripophobia

[wendigho]

why does tumblr always have to disappoint and disorient me with changes

#text toast

[pecfert]

“mentally-ill adjacent” according to eri

#eri #text toast