#that’s what I thought

[spirkbitch]

“spirk isn’t canon” oh yeah? then explain the massage scene from the beginning of the shore leave episode

#that’s what i thought #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #tos spirk #tos spock #spock #literally what is the heterosexual explanation for that #there isn’t one

[loveshotzz]

pretend i wrote this when you were sick - pretend it's also not this long. also sorry if it looks like there are parts missing.

He's on his third call while he waits at the door in the early spring breeze, unbottoned work shirt billowing with him -- silently chastising himself for not throwing on a sweater since you told him to do it before he left. He presses the bell again, hearing it go off in the house for the second time, anxiety brewing in his chest. He'd never seen you so sick, and even though the doctor said it was just a bad flu, seeing you in bed like this made his heart pound. He wasn't sleeping, had been working from home the past few days. He'd set up shop right outside the hall of the bedroom, ignoring his office so he could hear if you called out to him -- Bandit dutifully keeping watch over you at the end of the bed. It was something he wasn't expecting to affect him like this, his thoughts getting clouded with the sound of hospital monitors and oxygen machines.

You did your best to understand and assure him you're okay -- you're just kind of a baby about being sick. Lucky for Steve, he's been loving a chance to get to baby you - despite the ache it causes to see you like this.

But the babying would start even quicker if the front door of the house he was in front of would open.

"Honey, am I gonna have to file a report? You can't just be showing up to my house -- I got a wife at home," the tease comes from a familiar smoky voice, "Do you really want her to find out about us?"

"I called three times," Steve huffs, "I said I'd only be gone for ten minutes."

"Do you really think she's counting? She's probably asleep. Plus, you're a minute man," Eddie winks, beckoning him into the house, "And if she calls you can run right home, you're around the fuck--effing corner."

"Yeah, you're around the effing corner, Big Guy," Gwen's tiny voice repeats from the island in the kitchen.

"Gwendolyn," Eddie warns. "Sorry," she whispers back, "I won' say id again."

"Thank you, doll," he smiles, "Can you ask mommy to bring the soup and meds we packed up for your aunt so we can give it to Steve?" She patters away with her light up sneakers glinting pink and purple with every step, disappearing into the house only to run back winded a few minutes later. "Mommy said you have two hands that work just fine so you can get it," she smiles, not fully understanding what she means, "And then she said to say please after. Please!"

Steve snorts, "Yeah, loser, go grab my shi--stuff."

Eddie rolls his eyes, "Whatever."

As her father leaves, Gwen climbs back up on the bar stool and looks up at Steve curiously, "So when does she get to come back over?"

"When she feels better, angel," he smiles, "Why?"

She shrugs, "I dunno, I like when she comes over 'cause then it's not just you."

His mouth gapes with a smile, "What do you mean? Am I not enough for you?"

Gwen shrugs in the way four year olds shrug when they're feeling sneaky, "She's juss funner, Big Guy." "Do you hear this?!" Steve gasps as Eddie re-enters, "She doesn't think I'm as fun."

"You haven't been playing 'Cool Barbies' with her, lately," Eddie shrugs, popping the two tote bags filled with sick day amenities on the table, "Ow, ow Lu, don't pull daddy's hair, please." "It's okay Luce, you can do whatever you want," Steve coos to the baby on Eddie's hip, grabbing the bags and putting them over his shoulder. He leans forward to kiss her only for Eddie to step away.

"Dude, not with your potential flu germs -- they're picking up enough sh--stuff at daycare," Eddie says, taking the baby's pudgy hand and waving, "Say byyyyeee Big Guy." "Bah," Lucy gurgles in her post nap haze, head resting heavily on Eddie's shoulder. "Bye, Big Guy," Gwen smiles, hugging him at the knees, "Tell Auntie-I-said-hi-and-I-miss-her-and-love-her-and-that-she-is-so-pretty-and-that-I-have-new-Barbies."

"I will tell her, thank you for the message," Steve nods, chest hammering again at the thought of you sick and bed without him. He flicks his head up at Eddie, "Tell Peach I said hi."

"Yeah, I'll tell her somethin' alright," he half grumbles, hoisting Lucy higher up on his hip. Steve blows Gwen a kiss before making it back to you in the quick trip is takes to get back to your place. He knocks softly before stepping in, hearing your soft 'hm?' that sets his whole body a buzz with affection. "I have..." he starts, opening the bags, "Two quarts of Peach's famous 'sick soup', a shit ton of orange juice, 800mg motrin, a card from Gwen, a drawing from Gwen, three new pairs of fuzzy socks, a toy for Bandit? Okay..." He lists off the rest of the care package before looking at you with a smirk, "And absolutely nothing for me." "I can gib you someding," you murmur out with a stuffed nose, "I can gib you a kiss." "Ooh, how about I give you a kiss tough girl?" he asks, chestnut hair falling into his eyes as he leans down to kiss your forehead. His lips are warms against your clammy skin, enough to soothe you back into a cozy half sleep under the covers, "How're you feelin'?" "Dired," you admit, "Bud I could really use thad soup." "Okay," he nods, "I'll heat it up for you." He gets back to the door looking back with a soft gaze on you, thinking of Lucy's face and how it looks when you hold her on your hip, how you look when you play Barbies with Gwen. How it would look when there's a baby that's the perfect blend of the two of you bouncing on your lap, when there's a baby monitor in the bedroom, when you're both complaining about germs at daycare. He opens his mouth to say something, but closes it before going downstairs. Right now, babying you is just enough.

CAROL!!!! Stop 😩 I physically cannot handle this amount of yearning. What have you done to me?!? I’m still sick (it won’t go away) so this was still perfect. Of course he’s imagining getting me pregnant while taking care of me, ILL GIVE THAT OLD MAN ANYTHING HE WANTS!!

Also shout out to the number one couple here and that’s ocs!eddie and airwiy!steve. I love that the little glimpse we get of them living close to each other now and the little growth of the munson family 🥺

#asks #WE’RE GWEN’S FAVORITE OVER STEVE #that’s what I thought #my heart is full #carol 💅🏻 #all i really want is you #orange colored sky #steve harrington #steve harrington fluff #steve harrington x you #older!steve harrington

[boffix]

I NEED CCCCCCallie to be my best friend forever pls…

#that’s what I thought #inbox

[versacemom]

Oh so you’re gay? Name every butthole.

#that’s what I thought

[plushyluke]

sweetest thing i’ve ever seen

#their love for each other #to know luke is like the kid showing their parents artwork when he tells ashton a joke #to have it confirmed #yeah #that’s what i thought #luke hemmings #ashton irwin #lrh #afi #lashtoncore #lashton #5sos #calum hood #michael clifford #cth #mgc #lashton blog #bottom luke blog

[mushed-kid]

everytime i read the words ‘the movie’ here on tumblr i understand it without any clarification because it’s the one with the furries right? and they sent the gay single dad to superhell right? yeah

#teen wolf #teen wolf the movie #teen wolf movie #sterek #that’s what i thought

[somaticmilk]

I want to know more about this milk obsession you seem to have

What milk obsession?

#•___• ? #*tilts head* #no idea what you’re about buddy #soma says #soma says truth. #hm? #huh? #what about YOUR milk obsession sir #-MILKY-whiteteeth #you have a dental obsession 😒🤨🫵 #Did you floss today? #mhm #that’s what i thought

[ramontism]

#im so fucking upset frye lost hi #I will deadass never play another splatfest again #Normalize sala-cest #Yes I call the ship sala-cest idk do u have anything better #That’s what I thought #Fat ass burrito #The one part in big betrayal where they go BANGBANGBABG #ramon salazar #salazar #salazar re4 #Ramon re4 #re4 remake #resident evil 4 #re4 #re4make #resident evil #biohazard 4 #Sala-cest

[sophfandoms53]

Y’all wait Jag cried after Cory left??

Inch resting…

#what happened to mister big bad jag😭 #and wanting to call him out and everything??? #that’s what i thought #annoyance aside #jag and cory are good friends and we always knew jag’s shit talking was his own guilt eating at him #which sucks he didn’t rlly need to feel guilty or trash them the way he did #too late now #the footage is there #at least he’s able to feel sad about it rather than mad #bb25

[swaymarks]

Thats notable ex Bruin jarred tinordi to YOU

#bruins lb #how many goddamn hours did he drive to kick Tom Wilson’s ass? #that’s what I thought

[class1akids]

#that’s what I thought #I saw some Bakugou fans being disappointed #but I thought Bakugou as a character and what he represents in that episode #would find it fitting #okamoto nobuhiko

[kuroshirosb]

Penny is the most trans pokemon character ever

#wrong blog whoops #anyways #same tags as before #answer me tpc why is her ace sylveon #hmmmmm??? #that’s what I thought #she’s transgender #ashe plays violet

[djarinvettel]

i just realised those mick haters who said he’s only in f1 because of his surname have been real quiet lately.

where y’all gone?

#that’s what i thought #mick schumacher #f1 #formula 1

[brandnewdress]

Yes! You can have different dates open!

Amazing, thanks!

#that’s what I thought

[paper-lilypie]

SLEEP.

WHO’S MAKING ME HUH

#that’s what I thought #ask lily

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

You know that pre-crying feeling where you know you need to cry and if you did you’d feel better but you can’t bring yourself to stop bottling your feelings and holding back your tears and all you want to do is curl into a ball and sob until the feeling goes away but your brain won’t cooperate and keeps repressing your feelings so you can’t feel them enough to get you to cry so you’re stuck in limbo

#anyone? #no? #I’m insane? #that’s what I thought