#the COMPHET MAN

[civetside]

I could smell the lapidot on you I just didn't want to say anything

i am incredibly embarrassed and so sorry. i need a shower

art i drew in 2017

#ask #lapidot #if there was something in the way i draw that some how gave it away you have to tell me i cant live not knowing #my account where i posted SU stuff was called like tweeterbirds or something #looking through the usb with all my old art on it and i dont remember drawing like half of this shit man #i have to keep telling myself i was having fun i was just a kid this is not cringe #i used to draw dumb lapidot comics kinda like the ones i draw for TLT now so i havent changed at all tbh #one of them was just me redrawing a shitty 2018 meme with lapidot and it got like 7k notes #it was what i was known for in my friend group #i shipped them so hard and kept telling everybody i was straight i promise teehee #the COMPHET MAN

[lamardeuse]

they're the same picture your honour

#eddie and his comphet zombie face #when the little queer man trapped deep inside him starts screaming to get out #and the voice is getting louder #911 on abc #eddie diaz

[ningsols]

how does the shiftblr community feel about lesbians shifting for men? 🤨 (as in i change my sexuality in certain drs) i get cooked alive on shiftok but i feel like y'all on here are gonna be much more.. how to say... idgaf-esque

#leave me and my comphet alone #tbf it's only one guy that i always script if not for my million gfs #park jongseong #my man my man my man #desired reality #manifestation #shifting #shifting realities #manifesting #kpop shifting #reality shifting #shifting blog #shifting community #miraculous shifting #shifting motivation #shiftblr #shifters #shifttok

[nessberry]

"b-but wei wuxian can't be bisexual! 🥺 Because if he's bisexual what about the representation for gay men that experience comphet"

*gestures violently to luo bingge*

#luo bingge is so comphet coded #like literally #pls open your eyes #so sorry you had to witness a man being bisexual that must be so hard for you #mxtx #mdzs #tgcf #svsss #luo binghe #original luo binghe #the untamed #wei wuxian

[erros429]

ok so. marcille stans. very curious (and i do Not want discourse so please don't start any fdjhskfjh)!! please tell me your thoughts in the tags :)

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #farcille #polls #personally i don't even have a headcanon dfkshfkhf #on one hand i understand people who say she's bi or pan b/c she's expressed attraction to men before #but i also understand the folks that say that it's comphet (specifically b/c her succubus was a fictional man dkjfhsajkfh)

[sapphicsparkles]

Filled with righteous lesbian fury today, new art soon

#any sapphic Bo hc is cool and valid I just see her as a lesbian #ship whatever you want just don’t be fucking homophobic about it #and yes INSISTING that Bo is in a canonic romantic relationship with a man #despite it having as little or as much canon validity as any sapphic ship is homophobic #and insisting that Bo has to end up with a man is comphet btw #SHE HAS NO OFFICIAL SEXIALITY and acting like they automatically makes her straight is HOMOPHOBIC #BO-Katan Kryze #bo katan kryze #lesbian bo katan #nitearmor #armorkatan #bobine #bofennec #koskatan #bosoka #botine #star wars #Star Wars wlw #Star Wars lesbians

[spoopy-moose]

Genuinely thinking about Greg for like more than two seconds makes me throw up cause like think about it, his father probably did abandon him at a young age, and growing up he had to hear about why his father abandoned him as jokes and quips from other people, where the punchline was always that he’s gay and just the fact that he is gay. His father’s departure likely led to Marianne’s unnamed illness and we’ve seen in the show how Ewan can emotionally abusive since he cared more about his ideals than his family. Like Greg’s internalised homophobia must be insane cause imagine growing up where your family was broken because of your dad’s queerness and people constantly made fun of you because your dad was gay.

#and him dating women only to climb the social ladde #never forming any genuine relationships with anyone outside of Tom #this is a repressed gay man #season four Greg just have insane levels of comphet #his ass is not beating the allegations #and him whispering that they only had the barest contact #and he didn’t even **** #succession #greg hirsch #succession season four #tomgreg

[biblicalhorror]

Aroace Riz real but also Fabian is SO clearly in love with him and Riz has no idea

#honestly fabian might not even fully know yet #a core part of fabians character is that he is so deeply afraid of rejection that he is never going to pursue the people he actually wants #i do think he likes Maezy a lot but i think he only knows how to pursue hot toxic women that will discard him at a moments notice #which in a way protects him from ever actually dealing with heartbreak #is he a gay man dealing with comphet? ehh maybe #i could see that #but I think the vibe i get is more about how he has these platonic friends he completely adores and is fully devoted to #and then in another category he has the people that he does not have any actual attachment to that he will allow himself to pursue #and crossing the boundaries in between those two categories or allowing himself to pursue someone he really cares for #would require a level of vulnerability he is in no way prepared for #in his home life he has an emotionally detached mother who is well liked but kind of floats through interactions on a surface level #and a father who is extremely concerned with fame and glory and attention but doesnt seem to have ever stopped moving in his life #genuinely fabian does not know what a safe loving partnership would look like #and we see him constantly oscillating between emulating his mother and his father in relationships #but just beneath the surface is a little boy who wants so badly to cling to his loved ones so tight and be squeezed right back #with no way of knowing how to even ask for that if he wanted #and riz is his best friend in the world and he knows on some level that riz is simply not interested in having that kind of relationship #not on the level fabian needs #but that also makes riz a safe target for these feelings of devotion #theyre just friends! just besties! fabian never has to reckon with his own loneliness or harmful patterns #if he channels all of his yearning for closeness onto his best friend #anyway! this boy needs therapy #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fabriz

[rookflower]

i like crowpool as a narrative setpiece (less because of what it is and more because of what it sets up) and there's no issue if you are a fan, but i'm honestly confused by HOW many people are genuinely actively invested in it as a romance or make aus where it went well, because out of all the bland forbidden romances in warriors i think that is the one where they have the leeeast chemistry? and where the utter failure of it is the most interesting part?

#i dont DESPISEEE crowfeather (at least not as much as some of yous do) but i cannot picture that man in a healthy long term relationship #and my ire towards him grows each day #i was saying this on twt a while back but im personally a fan of the hc/interpretation that neither of those guys actually 'loved' eachothe #with leaf projecting her need to escape from the imprisonment of medcathood onto crow (and maybe comphet) #and crow projecting his lost love from feathertail he wants to feel again onto leaf rather than truly seeing her as a new person #but it's obviously the biggest landmark in terms of leafpool's character arc and like a dozen other characters by extension #and i think it loses most of the drama when just viewed as the nice ideallic romance that tnp leafpool and crowfeather did view it as

[olliecoded]

just saw someone say that in the chameron/hilson parallel dynamic chase would be wilson and cameron would be house. what the HELL are u on about

#we ARE talking about allison “needs to be needed so bad she married a dying man” cameron???? #we ARE talking about allison “wanted to fuck house” cameron????????????? #we ARE talking about allison “comphet failmarriage” cameron. #she's like ... exactly wilson if he were a woman and somehow significantly more fucked up #and of course we all know about chase's famous either fuck house or become him complex #like the chameron/hilson parallels are THERE. just. in the reverse direction #house md #chameron #hilson

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[esora247]

been rewatching ever after high recently and thinking about apple making excuses for darling to kiss her again because oh noooo what if I'm poisoned 🥺🥺 it's not gay if it's safety 🥺🥺🥺

#NO BUT LIKE I STRAIGHT UP FORGOT THE WHOLE KISS DEBACLE HAPPENED SINCE I WATCHED THE SHOW WHEN IT CAME OUT #LIKE??? LESBIANS!!! THEYRE REAL!!! #apple white is the definition of comphet i love her so much i hope she gets many more kisses from her knight girlfriend #oh man how do tags work in this fandom #ever after high #apple white #darling charming #fanart #my art ¯\ (ツ) /¯ #apple x darling

[verianal]

COURTNEY HCS!! :3 (also sort of like a redesign not rlly tho i just didnt like her pants..)

+one in td art style

#Total drama hc #td courtney #total drama island #Shes a lesbian bcz no girl could love a man as ugly as ducan w/o it being comphet #That was joke #Dont burn me at the stake plz #total drama redesign #:3

[ftorres-9]

I need a compilation montage of all Eddie’s gayest moments when it finally hits him like the panic attack with ana and the doctor calling it repression after, him saying “they weren’t my type” to Buck, him talking about how dating women is a performance, him talking about how he only married Shannon because she was pregnant, just all of it hitting him all at once and him being just like oh…

#buddie #911 season 7 #911 abc #eddie diaz #gay firefighter show #gay eddie diaz #free my man from the shackles of comphet #i beg #bro is suffering

[my-lover]

"did you ever love me" "i don't know" cameron is a lesbian bye

#bro marrying a man just bc he's dying is the biggest comphet move i've ever seen #allison cameron #house md #evan says things

[pebblezone]

Girldad coded

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #a #alucard hellsing #he’s babygirl af :> #day 1 trying not to think about fucking that old man. relapsed. relapsed. relapsed. relapsed. #I just know if I’d found hellsing in middle school he would’ve served as Amazing comphet material #I don’t think I can say the same about me Sebastian black butler he’s not fucked up enough give that man more diseases #actually no yeah he wouldn’t have been I think most of my comphet ended up being silly little butch God I wish that were me #and he’s just a lil bit too much pretty boy I would not have had the mental capacity to process that #me doing everything in my power not to draw two eyes: