#the cactus speaks

[theamazincactus]

sanji teaching usopp and chopper how to cook

So true!! (they're trying)

#the cactus speaks #my art #sketch #one piece #op #sanji #usopp #chopper

[citrus-cactus]

Happy Dracula Daily Eve to all who celebrate! It’s not too late to sign up for the book club and join in on the fun for 2023:

#dracula daily #enjoyable A+ would and will do again #the cactus speaks

[the-cactus-mage]

New Introduction!

Gooooood evening Ladies, Gentlemen, and all who may identify otherwise! My name is July, and I will be your host for this evening

About me:

I am the Cactus Mage.

More specifically, I'm a girlflux transfem with Autism, OCD, Depression, and Anxiety. I'm taken by @trombonerman 💜💜💜, and am not looking.

Pronouns: Some combination of She/Her, They/Them, and It/Its (when in doubt, use She/Her)

I am a minor.

DNI:

People and blogs that are: NSFW, LGBTQ-phobic, Racist, Sexist, or any/all other forms of Bigotry, kindly do not interact 😀

Thank youuu!

About me (continued) and more under the cut

About me (continued):

I am a stage performer! (i.e. I'm a raging theatre kid)

I am also an organist and a percussionist. (For those who don't know what "organist" means, that means I play the pipe organ. For those who don't know what that is, you're too young to have a phone, let alone access to tumblr. For those who do know what that is, it's about time you were put into a retirement home.)

I also speak German! / Ich spreche auch Deutsch!

I make music! Usually I only write for the organ though

I made really cool trans flag art once. That's my only big accomplishment in life. (The related post is on my blog somewhere.)

I'm Myrsexual. To put it simply, my asexuality is constantly in a state of quantum superposition (i.e. I experience most of the acespec at the same time. Sound confusing and contradicting? Trust me, it is.)

What I do on tumblr:

Great question! I don't know. I'll probably mostly just be reblogging stuff, but maybe I'll post something from time to time. Who knows 🤷‍♀️

Feel free to ask me stuff though!

I also like to bug @mushroom-soup-is-my-religion sometimes 🌵

Tags I use:

#the cactus mage - this is used for anything that I post or for things that directly involve me

#the cactus speaks - for asks

#foggycacti - for posts about my boyfriend 😊

Other platforms I'm on:

Discord: thecactusmage (formerly Maki Hayashi#7029)

That's all, folks! Remember, the world is a stage. Break a leg!

Oh, wait, before you go, one question.

Would you like a cactus? I promise you won't regret it 😀🌵

#the cactus mage #foggycacti #the cactus speaks #intro post

[wrylu]

#got this idea from the LOVELY AMAZING SKILLED @liamthemailman !!! <3 #UGH id love to think that the weevik & mantis price found a lost silver wedding ring like in the dirt or something and then they got engage #(they share the ring) #ALSO SPEAKING ABOUT WEEVIK AND MANTIS PRICE ; FT. BUG AU LITTLE GUYS !!! #MOON & SUN NIKPRICE AGAIN !?!?!?!? #i hope u get the cactus and balloon thing & if you don't i'm sad #i'm bad at drawing animals smh #art #cod #artists on tumblr #illustration #call of duty #wrylu #lu's canvas #nikprice #john price #artblr #codblr #nikolai x price #price x nikolai #price cod #cod price #nikolai cod #cod nikolai #captain john price #captain price #call of duty modern warfare #mw #cod mw #call of duty mw

[definitelynotshouting]

spirk amok time walked so scarian third life could run and now they both go jogging together in the desert send tweet

#scarian #grian #goodtimeswithscar #3rd life #trafficshipping #shouting speaks #IM JYST SAYINGG IN A WAY THEY BOTH HAD A CACTUS RING #spirk the fandom blueprint truly. theyre like a grandparent with their great grandchild #gleefully showing them how to kill* their significant other #(every day i think abt the secret agent scarian au that i combined the amok time trope. that bitch is CRUNCHY) #anyway. was having a convo with a friend abt spirk and started giggljng abt joint cactus rings #we need like a chart for this. on a scale of spock ''tries to turn himself into starfleet'' to grian ''throws himself off a cliff'' #how well do you handle killing* your boyfriend in the desert #txt

[qteachoice]

Donghun through the years

Happy Donghun Day!

Bonus:

#a.c.e #lee donghun #donghun #casey speaks #literally if I had not forgotten how far into february we were I would have had this ready earlier #lol #tw flashing lights #watching all the a.c.e mvs back makes me appreciate how far they've come #cactus was not easy to gif lol

[foolsocracy]

the dining hall is serving cactus cause why not

#cactus????? 😭😭😭 #idk how they prepared it but it’s not good 💔 #the dog speaks #edit: went back up to check the name #it’s nopales asado #the pictures online make it look scrum but alas…. college dining

[coline7373]

The saga of the dead cacti...

For @bitwhizzle, for her pursuit of Rex & Cody taking selfie.

#I'm in a bit of slump #burn out so to speak #nothing better for this than making a low pressure gift #star wars #sw fanart #the clone wars #tcw fanart #commander cody #captain rex #no order 66 #post war #civilian life is kinda kicking cody's ass #as in the world refuse to abide to strict military rules and it's annoying cody to all kind of seven hells #don't talk to him about “inside plants” #this is his 5th cactus #he would like to switch but Rex is on a streak #because he not-so secretly loves watching Cody kills the unkillable #poor cody #poor cactus

[echeveriia]

the result of this weekend’s crochet frenzy ft. my peace lily and fiddle leaf fig

#we’re hitting levels of crazy plant lady that shouldn’t even be possible… #crochet #amigurumi #cactus #cacti #speaks

[joifee]

Me: gosh this song would fit to those traffic-smp groups Also me: unable to really share because the songs are german and this fandom is very very english

#because obviously its an english-speaking series #joifeeramble #but just to drop it here sieben jahre by annenmaykantereit lowkey desert duo in the cactus ring #yeah... sadge

[theamazincactus]

i want to start commissions but idk how ;A; i have my prices set but idk where to go after that. im planning on using Kofi to sell, but idk how to actually Send the art To The Person, like do i just send it as a file via email?? i need to check out how kofi works too

Hey there! Hmmm I wouldn't call myself a commissions expert, nor have I sold commissions on Kofi, but I can share some of my basic thoughts if that would be helpful!

Setting your prices and knowing how you want to collect your money is important, so you're already off to a good start! As for sending the art to the commissioner, I almost always send them the file over email to ensure that the quality of the commission is preserved. Best of luck!

#the cactus speaks

[citrus-cactus]

Accidentally fell down a PBS Kids rabbithole the other day and now I’m a little sad that the cast and crew of Wishbone (1995-1997) didn’t do an adaptation of Dracula, because let’s face it:

Wishbone playing the part of Jonathan Barker Harker is a GIMME, and

In terms of broad-strokes plot and characterization, it probably would have been one of the more book-accurate screen adaptations out there (though greatly abridged)

#gonna be brave an put this in #dracula daily #wishbone had the range to play Faust and Edmond Dantes he would have ALSO had the range for Jonathan #…I could also see him as VH though depending on what part of the novel they wanted to focus on #it wouldn’t be /perfect/ #(I imagine a lot of characters would be cut) #but since it only exists in my head it doesn’t much matter! #pbs wishbone #ignore me! #the cactus speaks

[apollos-boyfriend]

one of THE funniest phrases to come out of modern mcyt is by far “they fucked in that cactus ring”

#icarus speaks #suggestive #I DONT KNWO WHY #every time i see it it fucking knocks me out #like. you’re right. they fucked in that cactus ring

[cuartist]

Who let her be so cute!!!!!

#cats #Clem #art speaks #photo #trying to leave and do cactus care and there she was!!!!

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Honestly I think the single best adaptation choice in the one piece live action was making Zoro and Nami buddies. 20 million/10 they’re so fucking funny as a duo.

#opla #one piece #caitie speaks #i am of course having this thought because Nami and Zoro were the only ones to see #through the obvious facade in cactus town or whatever #reminded me of how good this adaptation choice was #one piece liveblog

[definitelynotshouting]

imagine scarian in a more modern setting where "that cactus ring" TM is a bit, and they have cactus gummies and maybe they're both in a theatre club creating a play based on 3rd life n all

I can just see them joking about it

Modern au scarian with the cactus ring being a bit is SO FUNNY there are so many ways this could go.... you've got the 3rd life is a play concept, you could have it be a spur of the moment joke with some cactus gummies, it could be a meme in a socmed au, maybe they just went on a hike and grian accidentally elbowed scar into a cactus and now nobody will let either of them live it down. The possibilities are endless im truly obsessed with this

#shouting speaks #asks #scarian #grian #goodtimeswithscar #3rd life #ive had similar bits w/ my partner before so i could absolutely see an accidental cactus injury being picked up #and embellished by the teller every single time #so ''grian elbowed me into a cactus once'' eventually morphs into ''and on that fateful day grian killed me by stabbing me to death #with a cactus'' [pause for single tear] #grian: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I KILLED YOU YOURE RIGHT HERE!!!!! #scar: dead i tell you. you're speaking to my ghost. you have to avenge me scott smajor #scott: little homophobic to ask me to kill your partner huh scar? #scar: alls fair in love and war i say #txt