#the dumbasses together ever

[alovember]

Idiots to lovers speedrun

#south park #south park fanart #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #sp style #style sp #college au #sp stanky #stankyle #the dumbasses together ever

[lotus-pear]

what do you call this specific flavor of dynamic

#and why do i fucking love it sm. #dumbass coworkers? toxic bffs? bastard x likes the bastard and is mad about it? insufferable husbands? #they're both besties but i can't prove it!!!! i swear they're like the besties ever i promise #same characters different font tbh. asigiri and gege working together to make the funniest duos in their respective series #auuughhh i love tired perfectionist blonds who wear glasses and are absolutely fucking done with their one specific coworker #jjk #bsd

[mars-ipan]

they're so GROSSSSSS (<- desperately wants what they have)

alt color under the cut:

#martzipan #komahina #hajime hinata #nagito komaeda #2 final colors bc my brain is allergic to desaturation. i needed to have One Bright One for my sanity #anyways i think they have this thing when they finally get together #where komaeda will just say. Anything basically. in an attempt to fluster hinata #and it does fluster him! but also sometimes he decides to do something about it #which flusters KOMAEDA even harder bc the dumbass forgets that like. affection can happen to him #which makes HINATA flustered again because 'you can say all that but one kiss is overwhelming?!?' #and they do this. all the time. especially early on before they're really used to each other #and they're gross about it. they do this in public. everyone else has to watch them do this like. thrice daily #they're awful. and also i envy them #tried some new things this time. more character interaction practice which is fun #i think this is likee... the third???? kiss i've ever drawn??? good for them #but i care more about the lineart. i tried to think about line weight at least a little bit :] it is Difficult lmao #this one made me realize i need to do a hips study lmao. also a neck study #in other words a girl needs to practice her joints more #there's still smth bugging me abt hinata's face in the 3rd one. but. i don't care it's done i'm not touching it

[nymika-arts]

just a reminder that u can literally sit in a room with ur friends or family and watch tv with them and fall in love with the same characters and get excited about the same stories and make up silly jokes that u might still laugh at 10 years from now. in case u forgot

#is this about my sisters and i losing it over the dumbass jokes we made the first time we ever watched spn together? #it might be #iykyk #nym.txt

[threadsun]

Hey real quick request:

Can yall try to be normal about sex work and nonmonogamy/people who aren't virgins?

The number of asks I get that censor sex work related terms, use outdated and offensive terms, and act like it's something secret and to be ashamed of is unacceptable. Sex work is work. We don't keep random VHS copies of our own pornos in our houses. We aren't "spoiled" or "ruined" because we have sex with colleagues for the camera, and it's not something that should inspire jealousy in any reasonable person. I will never make the boys anything but fully supportive of sex work, and I will not change my Joseph's backstory as a full service survival sex worker just because it "ruins him for you". Grow the fuck up and be normal about the fact that even if you personally are a virgin, not everyone is and that doesn't make them incapable/unworthy of love or devotion or commitment. Casual sex is not abnormal or something you need to psychoanalyse a character about. Just. Please be normal about sex and sex work, all you're doing is making yourself look like an asshole.

#sunshine #I'm tired of waking up every other day to weird and offensive asks about reader or the boys doing sex work #I'm tired of people trying to psychoanalyse Jean for occasionally having casual sex before he met his sweetheart #I'm tired of people acting like virginity is an important thing or a measure of worth #I'm tired of people acting like a character ever having had sex with anyone else ever somehow ruins them #I'm tired of monogomy being seen as a requirement for full devotion and true love (and yanderes) #just get your shit together and stop projecting your weird virginity and purity bullshit onto me #you just look like an inexperienced dumbass who needs to learn to be normal about sex real quick before you hurt yourself or others #I don't care if you're a virgin that is No Fucking Excuse to be weird about other people's healthy sex lives

[fiona-fififi]

Okay, but the way Buck and Eddie's Crockett and Tubbs antics threw me back to the couch pizza incident in 2x06, though.

#i can't believe they ever planned to put maddie and eddie together #that man is her little brother's dumbass best friend (husband) #and she wouldn't be caught DEAD hooking up with him even if he WASN'T in love with her little brother #maddie buckley #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 spoilers #911 s7 #911 7x05

[dragonartist56]

The playable Sarentu being audibly giddy about helping Anqa set up a date with Priya>>>>>>>>>>

#no because bffr #“not the best chance for romance without power #“you won’t even know I’m there! #saying yiiiiiiikes when Anqa and Priya are talking before they get the music playing #“I’ll keep watch #like little buddy is so fucking committed to helping these two dumbass lesbians get together it’s actually fucking adorable #chatting with Alex afterwards and he’s asking who the tablet recording belonged to #I can fucking SEE the Sarentu look around suspiciously before whispering #you didn’t here this from me #but it was Anqa! :D #I’m sorry but Alex calling them a busy little bee made me feel things it was so cute #also THE CUPID’S WATCH #BFFR #Best quest ever #I deadass saved it until after I defeated Mercer because I thought that would be the best time for it #and I was so right #the quest is called A Match Made In Pandora if anyone was wondering #you can find it by answering a call in one of the field labs near the Kametire camp #frontiers of pandora spoilers #frontiers of pandora #dragon speaks

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

i would be such a good boyfriend honestly

#I would get her gifts frequently #and have a trash can in my bathroom #ya know for periods and allat #speaking of periods #I would always have a box of pads or tampons under the bathroom sink if she forgets to bring some or whatever #and I would also be EXTRA nice to her and buy her chocolate on her period #and I would make sure to compliment her and tell her how much I love her everyday #like I would always make sure she knows she’s a wonderful fabulous gorgeous talented amazing perfect woman #I would also use a bunch of dumb pick up lines while we’re together #and some of the pickup lines would just be from songs she likes #if she likes Tyler the creator? “They should call you sugar cause you’re just so sweet” #if she likes MCR? “I just wanted you to know that the world is ugly but you’re beautiful to me” #etc #and everything she’s insecure of? #I would try my best to make sure she loves them #she has a bigger belly? #girl don’t be insecure of that it’s fuckin gorgeous and if anyone ever tells you otherwise then just call me up so I can bitch slap their #dumbass #I’m not even lying though #girls with bigger stomachs are so cute istg #or if she thinks she’s too tall? #more hight just means more skirt to twirl sister #but ima cis straight girl so idk

[braywashed]

I think the thing that's fucking with my brain the most is the separation of fact and fiction because it's like... we spent years being told that Bray was this unkillable character that would always come back no matter what, and now it's just like...I have to remind myself that in reality he was just a normal guy, it's weird.

It's..... yeah.

Okay - I'm gonna get real wordy and wax poetically and I'm so sorry I'm incapable of just talking and crying like a normal person.

It's like a big old layered burrito of denial on all fronts, right?

Because on the surface, we have a guy who was so young, and that seems so hard to get past in itself. We also have the fact that he was prone to injury at points and disappearing for... months at a time. He had been released and came back, what, a year later? In the meantime there were always a billion headlines with his name, speculating the worst, and it never had any accuracy or mattered. We were always *looking forward* to him returning and he always inevitably did because he had half his career ahead of him still and it always seemed like the best was to come.

And we have all these stories of what a beautiful person he was, a side we roughly knew of but never got to really experience ourselves as an audience.

But the person we saw was, as you said, this unkillable character. Literally unkillable. He told us from day one he could never die and would persist 5000 years from now when *we* were all gone. Because he was this personification of all the darkest bits of humanity and American society come to force us to face our sins. We watched him, silly as it was, get burned alive and come back a shambling heap of melting flesh and be completely restored. He was forever, he was a god, you could always find him and you could never, ever kill it.

And like, as fans, we kindle that kid in us that wants to believe in superheros and villains and we grow over the years with them. We go to events, and we sing his songs, and we thrust ourselves into that role ourselves of characters in a way. Like we were always *his*. Even if you didn't love him, you played into that for his entrance at the very least because it was such an undeniable experience. He talked and you, and every babyface, listened - whether you wanted to or not.

I'll never forget that one match on Raw, still early on, when the whole crowd was first singing "He's got the whole world in his hands" and just swaying, and then turning around and chanting "Bray is gonna kill you." Like, I remember Big E was in that match, and I'm pretty sure he was on the receiving end of that chant. He was over. He was beloved. And the whole crowd was singing hymns and calling for his demise for this literal cult leader that would speak in tongues and Exorcist walk across the ring, holding his heart and smiling with some masked sinister joy at it.

It's really really hard to reconcile he's not actually some biblical force of nature looming over everything and everyone even though we know better. And like, that fan in me that's that eternal kid in a way, is just stomping my feet screaming "but he CAN'T die!"

The end of Smackdown did, and still is, really fucking me up because I kept waiting for the lantern to go out. And like, I couldn't decide if I wanted that. Because on one hand, there's a symbolism there, and a kind of sad beauty, in the light going out. He was with us, and he's gone now, and he can rest (ahahaha I'm going to start crying again). The light fades. But ultimately I'm so glad it didn't go out because A.) I don't think I could've fucking handled it and was already bawling, and B.) It shouldn't go out. Or fade. His spirit of everything he brought to that world should stay with us and with every single performer who goes out there every night and throws their hearts into playing these characters.

And like... maybe, even though it's so hard now, maybe eventually there's comfort to be found in the idea that even though the vessel is gone - *He* will, somehow, always be there haunting us. Because "I have a thousand faces and a million names." We might not see him, but we can choose to believe every time a hero is forced to face their fears that he's there behind it - silently whispering into our ears, willing us on to indulge in every second of it.

#this is dumb maybe #i guess on a less dramatic note anon #i cant remember where it was - probably jo's instagram #there was a pic of them together and he was wearing those stupid glasses he wore in that last segment for the bobby feud #the ones with the gold side frames that look like he stole them from someones mom #like no homie really had those glasses #and i had this moment of like 'oh god he's such a fucking dad for real' #i dont think anything ever threw me through a loop more than that lmao #like 'no i need to repress this imagery immediately i can't believe the eater of worlds looks like someones quirky uncle at the bbq' #now its like im glad for that stuff and the stories and pics and videos etc because it makes me smile seeing that side of him and how he #touched so many people and made people so happy to be around #but it doesnt help the confusion of it all or make it make any more sense #and i have this awful feeling a year from now im still going to be waiting for him to pop up #feeling lonely because no one else is talking about him anymore #oh it got dramatic again im a dumbass im shutting up now

[strigital]

some 4am Aurora doodles because she's currently my fav tav

EDIT: have one with magicy boi

#ah yes the runaway princess from a farway headcanon kingdom #whose sole purpose is to be the spine of gale's redemption arc and a key to his happiness #she'll do whatever it takes to save him from the orb and he'll do whatever he can to save her from her husband #somewhere in the future their sipping tea on top of his tower reading holding hands and making tara vomit from cuteness overdose #happily ever after together 💗 #but rn its tadpole season and the absolute is on their asses #the other tavs are wondering when will the smooching commence but but auri and gale are dense dumbasses utterly in love and oblivious #off i go to nap and then try to draw her and gale together because i just #i love them #and i love all the companions #its fucken hard to play with SIX TAVS but good god i must see all of the companions love and be loved and find their happiness in the end #anyways #lectures in like 3 hours so i better go long rest with a disadvantage on coffee resistance #my art #sketch #marker doodle #traditional doodle #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #larian studios #oc #tav #female tav #aurora du lac #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #dnd #dungeons and dragons

[just-a-normal-crow]

Hellooo mun!!! If you met your muse (or muses, if you wanna do both or just the birb) how do you think that interaction would go like?

((omg hello!! gosh ahsjdk tbh i never really thought about it because i don't even like the idea of any of the actual canon characters interacting with me personally [see: @dolasach's reason for existence + this blog honestly just being made so that i could have a reason to interact with the rp blogs without having to bring out my oc] but this did get me thinking >v<

for the crow:

crows are honestly extremely rare where i live, at most i see them as small black figures in the sky when they're flying off. so if i got the meet the crow irl i think i'd be genuinely thrilled?

as in. i would go through the motions of trying to befriend the thing and also play the part of a fool that tries to feed a mechanical bird ;-; i'd hope that it'd be like what's going on with yvonne, but i'm not talkative enough with animals to get any sort of emotional investment out of anyone at onychinus hq for what drama might be going on in my life. so like. i'd just be a running joke to the engineers for being a reason why the bird keeps coming back with a chassis full of food lol

for dolasach:

okay so like. i so CLEARLY imagine myself to meet her because of some art event where she's a guest, like a lecture or workshop or gallery exhibit opening. she'd have such a particular vibe to her, i feel? that would make it shockingly easy for me to actually reach out and ask questions about her craft (if it were a gallery opening) or ask some really thorough questions + start a bit of banter (if its a workshop) even if her gaze would be so intense i might die on the spot <-aroace but not immune to cool hot people.

i think it would go fairly well, i don't think i've ever left bad impressions on more important people i've interacted with and half the time end up befriending them + i want to believe i'd get a genuine laugh from her 😭 that's all i want oml))

#((the intern speaks)) #((this made me think of this one professor i had in uni who in hindsight had PEAK dola vibes. insanely put together and polished as a perso #and with that kind of strict intimidating vibe at first? but is actually surprisingly warm and silly lol and now i also think i'd fight #tooth and nail to be in her class. tho at the same time she'd teach something so niche that there would be JUST enough students for the #class to not be dissolved sdhfjksdf)) #((and with the crow i think id be considerably more nervous bc i'm another dumbass that thinks its a real bird so i dont wanna fuck up #and have an entire murder remember me as evil forever and gang up on me as punishment for hurting the feelings of one of their brethren)) #((bonus: if i ever meet sylus... he has to be the one to speak to me first or else nothing is going to happen sdfhjksfjhsdf #and if he does... either i think he's a creep and try to get away OR we somehow become besties after i introduce him to the joys of #halo-halo and kwek-kwek LMAO he'd have to be on vacation in the philippines somewhere and for some reason #i get random people asking me questions??? and sometimes asking for my twitter to add me shfjksddfjhs)) #((anyway omg thank u for the ask >.< took a while + now im medicated so im yapping away like crazy but this was fun thinking!!))

[ashenberry]

i dont think enough people appreciate how fuckin silly bridge to turnabout is

#3 dumbasses enact the stupidest plan ever to counteract two other dumbasses evil plan and only phoenix. dumbass extrodinare can peice it all #together #<- also im fkin miffed about how people treat godot twas reminded of that today

[seithr]

if youre seeing a trend in my tags these last two posts i wouldnt even worry about it i do love this game . You know how it is

#i will enjoy him in my own bubble as an adult who can read and understand nuance + character development past the first five seconds. #goodnigjty. #armour clanking #if ever someones being a dumbass i just think theyre probably fifteen and i dont care much to talk with random fifteen year olds actually. #and sometimes the fifteen year old is ten years my senior. and thats okay. you can all getout of my house Together

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

He’d been so sure of everything back then—he would drive Lonan from Oregon back to Boston, or Brooklyn, or wherever he wanted to go. They could've rented a brownstone in Sunset Park, spent half of move-in day dancing in a scarred bathroom. Screened a stack of library films on a projector in the kitchen. Adopted a cat. Bought each other the same socks on Christmas. But Lonan’s not here. It takes Harrison a moment to realize that if that’s true, then neither is he.

I really need to STOP IT with these hypotheticals I'M GOING TO CRY

#Lol I can see why I wrote seventh virtue now I was tired of their entire romance being hypotheticals #SV easter egg is that harrison lives in a brownstone in sunset park in that book! #they don't ever live together in SV tho! #meanwhile... JEREMIAH IS RIGHT THERE DUMBASS #bodyback

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim should have had a crush on every single one of the main characters for at least a week

#except Tom - Tom's a constant v_v and B'Elanna's on and off #Tom: You've been playing a lot of kal-toh recently~ #Harry: Yeah it's actually a really interesting game! I've been thinking about reading up on it and some more Vulcan culture~! I- #(Tom grabs him by the lapels) Harry. You /Better/ Not Be Thinking About Fucking That Old Man. #(Harry avoids eye contact) Aw C'mon Tom you can't possibly think.... / I KNOW YOU HARRY. PROMISE ME!! #when Harry gets around to his week long Janeway crush he just puts his head in his hands and sighs #I'm watching 'Revulsion' right now and Harry's the only one who can pull of a crush on Seven of Nine bc he really is just a romantic dumbass #so it doesn't feel as creepy as it could have been #Harry is less a playboy and more a poet in a blooming wood mourning a love that ended before it even began #and the other person doesn't know he even exists #Harry: haha Seven what if we watched the moonrise together~?? #Seven: =_=.....??? You Tryna Hit It Or What Ensign? #Harry: -sweating- i ts uhh...it s...n ....I...t eambui lding.... uu o h...... #<- Guy who chiefly experienced attraction through pining #Harry & Seven friendship is v good~ No Man Should Ever Be With Seven of Nine. #Chakotay really put his glass of water /right/ on the control screen instead of the billion other places he could have /pos #the doctor is so funny...get 'em doc >D #liveblogging #o aaggh do not like Tom saying 'shut up' and kissing B'Elanna it's like a trope but to me it's the worst trope ever.... #if it was more tender perhaps. gentler and slower. <- the trope not this tom/b'elanna interaction #but then again Tom is my least favorite of the Voyager crew (which means I'm neutral about him bc Voyager's crew is amazing)

[angelnumber27]

I want to murder the love I feel for the man that cheated on me twice and beat the fuck out of me every day while claiming he loved me more than anything

#He is now dating the girl he cheated on me with at LEAST twice FOUR years ago :-) #so awesome and great for me to know they probably stayed in contact that whole time! love that! #found out bc he got a text and it said ‘I could kiss you all day’. #while we were together and everything was fine. I don’t understand why he did that. #this shit literally makes me want to off myself lol #and it fucking sucks because we dated for five years and it was so good for so long #and I love him more than I’ve ever loved anyone #but there’s nothing I can do #he also was the one who got me addicted to fentanyl. #and as soon as he went to rehab and got sober he left me. I wasn’t clean yet and could have died and he just left. #found out soon after he’d been seeing her. #when he cheated he sent me multiple pictures of her naked and her in our bed. #and my dumbass got back together with him. #every time #I was fucked up before this relationship but now I am literally irreparable #I can’t heal from this shit #he’d tell me to kill myself #and say he wished I was dead #knowing how difficult shit was for me and how suicidal I was #he’d strangle me and spit on me and trip me and punch me in the face #he’d constantly tell me I ruined every aspect of his life and that I was the worst thing that ever happened to him. #then he’d tell me that I’m abusive because of my mental illnesses. #I’m so tired :( #I’m so fucking damaged and broken from this shit I cannot even put it into words. #abuse tw #physical abuse tw #physical abuse cw