Absolutely obsessing over the juxtaposition of the lyrics "you look like Taylor Swift in this light we're loving it. You've got edge she never did" and "I was tame I was gentle till the circus life made me mean. Don't you worry folks, we took out all her teeth"
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You mentioned The Boop ™️ and thusly
I accept the boop (I have no choice). And as you mentioned the boop in your ask, I’m booping you back!
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Aleksander, softly speaking into the phone: Hey we're here. Yeah, can you get the door.
Alina, pounding on the door: OPEN UP FUCKNUGGET!
*bonus*
Nikolai, opening the door with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders like a cape: 'Sup.
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Self dx culture is watching culture blogs but never interacting with them. When someone posts something unrelatable, I feel like I'm faking for having a slightly different experience, and when someone posts something relatable, I feel like I'm too much of a faker to reblog the post from a real disordered person (since my self-dx is basically disordered traits but not the full disorder).
mood
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i can’t find a job cuz im ill but i need money for doctors but i don’t have money cuz i don’t have a job and i can’t find a job cuz im ill but i need
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Am I super anxious or am I experiencing symptoms or are my symptoms being caused by anxiety or am I anxious because I’m experiencing symptoms or am I-
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mutuals get the wildest experience from me like I’ll go months without touching my queue just spam reblogging everything at once but then suddenly I rediscover it and go radio silent save for the scheduled few posts a day throwing everything I see into the queue like see you in a few weeks buddy then get bored of that and it’s back to spam reblogging again
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what is life if not an infection after infection after infection after infection
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Alina, gestures at the tray: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Nikolai: I mean the math checks out? Lets do it.
Aleksander, overhearing them: You two nO THATS NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!
Nikolai: FLOOR IT?!
Aleksander: NIKOLAI NO!
Alina: HOW ABOUT 4.000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?!
Nikolai, rushing in with the flame thrower: YES!!!!
Aleksander: YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BURN THE WHOLW PALACE DOWN!
Alina, already summoning: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!
Nikolai: LETS DO THIS!!!!
Aleksander: ALINA, NIKOLAI P L E A S E !
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