i think it's hilarious that everyman assumed caitlin was into barry just because she touched his arm since, as oliver points out in elseworlds, team flash is so goddamn physically affectionate in a very casual manner and it just makes me wonder what he would have thought if it was cisco squeezing his arm or eddie patting his back or iris wiping food off his lips. one right after the other. would he have realized that none of them were dating barry or would he have assumed the guy whose form he was stealing was just a whore
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Things Flash Characters Absolutely Have Said
Iris: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Harrison, watching Caitlin screaming, Cisco trying to set a sleeping Joe on fire, and Barry choking on air: I don't know either.
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Hartley: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Hartley: And atoms never touch each other.
Hartley: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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Harrison: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Flash Trio: Awwww-
Harrison: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Flash Trio: Oh.
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Harrison: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Caitlin: It was Cisco.
Barry: It was Cisco.
Cisco:
Cisco: ...yOU PROMISED-
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Iris, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Barry: tea-
Iris: Wrong. It's coffee.
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“I mean, you can’t just make an old Bentley,” said Crowley. “You can’t get the patina.”
Aziraphale + Bentley book quotes 💥
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sometimes your boyfriend turns evil for a day and you have to blow him up a little. and thats okay
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"The HoloNet news—it portrays as you as this—this—heroic warrior. Larger than life. Charging into battle, lightsaber flashing. Scourge of the Separatists." [...]
"And yet here you are and—and you’re so young and kind and—" [...]
"I feel like you understand what it’s like to be scared and helpless. At the mercy of someone else."
— Karen Miller. Star Wars: Clone Wars Gambit - Stealth
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