#the irony is fucking crazy

[mdr-reikas]

Omg!!! How evil of kiri to let their children fight each other to death to graduate ninja academy!!!! Anyway, in the next arc, the chunin exams arc,

#naruto #naruto classic #the irony is fucking crazy #anti shinobi system #anti konoha #my posts

[ahalliance]

qétoiles n qbagz’ convo about his code arm + fun banter from last sunday :] english subs + transcript below da cut

[Video transcript:

Etoiles: But yesterday when he [Forever] talked to me, he was so frightened, basically he was like, ‘But one day won’t you lose your shit and want to kill the Eggs with the Code, and everything?’ Though I was telling him, ‘But the fact is, I know the Code very well’—

Baghera: Oh, so you told him you joined—?

Etoiles: No, no, no, not at all. It’s just that he has these assumptions that I’m really allied to the Code because—

Baghera: I think it’s due to your Code tattoo, also, it gives off the impression you’re in the process of transforming into a Code, Etoiles, let’s not lie.

Etoiles: That’s it, that’s it. But, basically I told him that I’ve had it since—

Baghera: But you don’t give a shit? You’re taking it well?

Etoiles: Well, yeah, I don’t give a shit because I know he’ll never beat me. Basically I—

Baghera: But you don’t give a shit about the code literally popping up over your body?

Etoiles: Well, yeah, because it’s a part of me now. It’s normal.

Baghera: How?

Etoiles: Well, after— after fighting someone 17 times, you start— you start creating links. But those links—

Baghera: But— you know that’s not how things work. Like— look, we cross paths. Right now we’re crossing paths. You see? We’re crossing paths. I kick your ass. Like, for free. You see? I see you, I’m like, ‘Bro, I don’t like his face,’ so I kick your ass.

Etoiles: But no! Because if you tell me ‘Good fight’ at the end—

Baghera: I see you again— wait, I’m not finished. I see you again like 12 times, and I tell myself, ‘Hey, I’ll do it again,’ I kick your ass again. After a while, Rayou, I won’t get diabetes!

Etoiles: Well, maybe you will, huh.

Baghera: Yes, but it’s not— it doesn’t work, like— there’s no correlation, you see!

Etoiles: You know you won’t have those cells anymore, you know, it’s possible.

Baghera: But— no— what I mean is— Etoiles! That’s now how it works! It’s worrisome! It’s normal for us to worry!

Etoiles: Well, yeah, but, uhhh. Basically, you’re all used to talking with me on the island. And you understand very well that there’s nothing able to corrupt me.

Baghera: That we don’t know, Etoiles! Because— if it’s— I know that your morality, and your enormous brain, and your big body, won’t get corrupted. But if there’s suddenly— well, what I mean is that we don’t know what all the possible systems of manipulation on the island are.

Etoiles: It’s true. No, it’s true. But for the moment I’m doing well.

Baghera: Yeah, well, so much the better. But—

Etoiles: For the moment I’m doing well!

Baghera: If you feel any change, Etoiles, mention it, okay?

Etoiles: Oh, I’ll talk about it. But for the time being I’m doing very well.

Baghera: So I can understand peoples’ fear upon seeing you LITERALLY transform into a Code and who tell themselves, ‘Oh, strange, maybe there’s a thing with the Codes.’

Etoiles: It’s true but who can better know the dangers of the Code than someone who’s confronted it his whole life? Instead of someone who—

Baghera: I’m well aware.

Etoiles: No but it’s— it’s— it’s for that reason that I told Forever. I totally understand the fear and everything, it’s normal. You see a dude turning into a Code, you ask yourself, ‘What’s the guy who sent him doing?’

Baghera: Well, yeah, there you go.

Etoiles: Like, ‘Who sent him?’

Baghera: But you don’t feel any different? Nothing?

Etoiles: Absolutely not, no. Everything is going well. I still hate the Code whenever I see him, I still want to kick his ass. Everything’s fine. Even if right now I want him—

Baghera: But you join up with them when he suggests it, yeah. Well, it’s to get the shield back.

Etoiles: It was just for the shield, believe me. Believe me, if I run into them again- if I run into them again and they don’t offer me things to save the Eggs and everything, it’s goodbye. And considering what I’ve prepared— considering what I’ve prepared, I objectively think that 5 Codes won’t be enough to kill me. There’ll need to be 10 of them.

Baghera: They might bring 10, huh.

Etoiles: Yeah, well, then again, we have time.

Baghera: Well, in any case, they don’t want to kill you anymore since you’re working with them.

Etoiles: Well, in fact, we’re not really— actually— I don’t really know what he’s thinking. Because the last time we talked I told them, ‘But if you lay even a finger on the Eggs, I’ll kick your fucking asses, you sacks of shit.’ And they left, and they didn’t answer me.

Baghera: Then again, they’re a bit cryptic, the Codes, you know.

Etoiles: Yeah, but normally they— I managed to talk with them a bit, so— so I don’t know. Personally, I’m telling you—

Baghera: Okay, no, what I mean is that I understand why when people see you they think, ‘Maybe it’s possible he’s getting a little bit corrupted by the Codes.’

Etoiles: No but yeah, yeah, I totally get it. But honestly, never. Never in a million years.

Baghera: I believe you! I trust you. But if there’s— if once you feel any difference or something of the sort, you mention it, okay? To whomever you want, but you mention it.

Etoiles: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (10000x)

Baghera: You know you’re not very reassuring when you say that, as an answer.

Etoiles: That’s true. But I’m telling you there’s no problem. And— actually. The moment I start feeling strange, I’ll put numbers. And so you’ll have to come get me.

Baghera: Okay, okay. I’ll remember that.

Etoiles: Just that. But I— I— yeah. I whisper in the Code’s ear.

Baghera: The day you start talking to me in binary, there’ll be an issue, basically.

Etoiles: The day I say, ‘10001’, that’s it. But actually, I’m telling you, I could never be corrupted because I have AVAST, my wool block which blocks viruses.

Baghera: That’s real, that’s real.

end video transcript.]

#qsmp #etoiles #baghera jones #étoiles #jay clips #jay rambles #8/10/2023 #please reblog this it took so long . #my fault for thinking transcribing and subtitling a 4min clip was a smart idea tho tbf #lmk if there’s any like . orthography errors in the transcript or whatevs i’ll correct em #i clipped this from étoiles pov but bagz’ pov was so fucking good too #the absolute side eye she gave him as he said the code ‘was a part of him now’ 😭 love the energy #these clips r just gonna serve as her I TOLD YOU SO evidence if smth happens #^ see idk if he’s actually gonna get corrupted (cubito’s chad enough to stave it off let’s be fr) #but i think it’s more of a question of whether the admins (and étoiles) will be able to resist the call of dramatic irony #bc it would be so good LMAO #anw shoutout to the part where he says ‘j’ai envie de lui [le Code]—‘ (I want him [the Code]—‘) #im well aware he just cut himself off before finishing his sentence but ty for furthering the codetoiles agenda king i appreciate it #saying ‘en ce moment j’ai un peu plus envie de lui’ about the Code is CRAZY kabdisdbsidjs

[landhinlove]

anyways-

happy larry hug anniversary

#chickengate #PLEASE IM FUCKING DYING GOING THROUGH TWITTER RN THIS IS SO FUNNY #the irony of this entire thing is so fucking crazy #larry hug #31 October 2023 #happy halloween ig #louis tomlinson #harry styles #larry stylinson

[mintharasthrone]

if orin was a man she would be so much more popular and given the most empathy

#orin the red #orin #and not met with the misogyny or people not acknowledging what she is a victim to. she's faces violence and the only person #she's been groomed into “loving” is a man who had her by raping her own sister he wants to rape her or for durge to rape her and abuses her #i loathe that a character who is a woman who has faced things that are part of really graphic serious subject matter as a joke or to mock #like if people look at orin and go haha stupid evil crazy woman larian should have done better and not made light of this #the fact that people think she's the least sympthatic is pure misogyny #how tragic that i will never see her turn her rage violence and chaos at the men who abused her groomed her and used her #and she dies so some fucking man can live and get a new life #if you're gonna yell at me about this post i will not respond #even dare i say the most popular villain? if there wasn't durge/gortash? even larian panders to any fav male characters she gets no love #ketheric is an abusive selfish father and the game and fandom see him as some sympathetic character....orin has zero autonomy thinking #ketheric is not even sympathetic but even saying gortash has it the worst more than orin is pure misogyny and your blind thirsting #she has even more trauma than any male version of her can have because misogyny but that's the irony #she would get the empathy if she was a man & female characters in general would be more loved/popular/defended if they were men lbr #those essays an energy women and fandom only put into expressing empathy for tragic men

[sarcastic-skeptic]

Only Murders in the Building really said “we need someone to play an untalented actress” and cast Meryl Streep 

#tv #francesca watches hulu #only murders in the building #like that’s crazy #fucking hilarious #imagine saying we need a newbie soccer player #and casting Messi #the irony is so yum

[marsixm]

i feel equally fascinated by older people and homes that arent like hoarders level but covered in a layer of dust and grime that feels like its existed since the dawn of time and also by brand new sparkling clean well maintained homes, though the latter with more of an air of confusion and alienation. like thats what the conceptual "normal world" thinks every house should look like but theres so much of the former going on that just isn't like ... acknowledged

#its also interesting bc when youre online all the time and feel like youve seen and know about every Type Of Guy out there #you remember theres so much going on in the world that isnt connected to whatever web of influence youre tapped into #and i wouldnt even say 'not online' or whatever like theres 70 yr olds still writing diatribes on fb about their life! #fuck even my irl friends who are also extremely online trans leftists around my age will be in on like #memes and shit that ive never heard of in my life #but that info is still potentially accessible!!! its not hidden or secret from me at the same time!!! #the irony poisoned and the sincere live in different worlds but walk the same earth.... #life is so big and crazy #idk im just having Many Thoughts rn

[apollos-boyfriend]

i still strongly believe that one of the best scenes of the dsmp is right after the fight in the pit, where niki, tommy, and tubbo were wandering in the forests outside of pogtopia and stopped on a ledge that overlooked manberg so they could watch the sun set. tommy played a disc and the three of them vowed to stick together no matter what as niki assured them they’d all be okay and that there was still hope for l’manberg. i know i say this a lot but LITERALLY poetic cinema

#icarus speaks #like. there’s so much to unpack #there’s the dramatic irony #we know what happens. we know she’s wrong. #wilbur explodes l’manberg and new l’manberg falls. no matter how much hope they had nothing could save it. #the three of them don’t stick together. tubbo self-isolates in snowchester and niki flees to her city and tommy is left to wander #niki tries to kill tommy even. they didn’t stay by each other’s side #and the SYMBOLISM. the NARRATIVE. #the sun set on their childhoods. on their naïveté and bright-eyed hope for the future. #tubbo was blown up and forced to watched his best friend to beat to (technical) death. #tommy had to sit by as his best friend was killed and instructed by his older brother to fight a near-god to the death. #and niki’s safety shattered before her eyes. pogtopia was supposed to be her escape. he’d safe haven. #and her first introduction to the place she dreamed of becomes tainted with blood and death #all three of them lost something that day. and the sunset took those things away with it. #it wasn’t a sunrise. it wasn’t hope for a better day. their warmth was fading. #can you tell i’m a bit crazy insane about this. i’m so fucking unwell i think about this DAILY

[steelandscience]

I can’t stop thinking about truly unhinged Machine Herald Viktor today… the machine herald viktor who voluntarily amputates his own limbs and operates on his own brain, the machine herald viktor who cuts out his heart and keeps it in a jar, the machine herald viktor whose body is a mess of metal and soldered flesh that he chose and loves and champions. The machine herald viktor who truly believes that everyone would benefit from undergoing the same transformations, even if it means there are no remnants of yourself left.

I just think that sometimes it’s nice if he’s a little lot fucked up

#cw body horror #machine herald viktor may be the end of me tbh #I just #really like when he’s a little crazy #and tbh I like Jayce a little unhinged as well #it just makes for such an interesting story #and in my heart I do believe he still feels and isn’t a villain and everything like that #but DAMN is it fun to explore mad scientist Viktor with next to none of his humanity left in him #also I’m a sucker for art with gore lol #give me all the creepy machine herald art #I’ve also been thinking about Viktor in those in between stages… when HE KNOWS WHAT HES GOING TO DO TO HIMSELF #but hasn’t yet done it or fully done it #that’s just… fucked up #and I love it #academy/act 3 human Viktor w a half metal leg KNOWING what he’s going to do but Jayce doesn’t and no one else does #it’s the dramatic irony #I am a whole sucker for dramatic irony #viktor arcane #sir e speaks #arcane thoughts

[mothervvoid]

my personal hc is that before cain and able had their little disastrous reunion at daevon (empire of dirt canon), cain had a lock of able’s hair braided into his own

#oh to carry the physical reminder of your brother with you all the time (the brother you killed) #the irony of able turning into a murderer vs cain becoming the repentant wanderer is not lost on me #ik agent xiaoshan basically said he was an angry lil twerp who played cod and was mad no one could beat him but i feel like its deeper #than that. like imagine you get murdered n then you get resurrected by a group of people who basically point you #at a rival army and go 'kill' and you do. bcos you're immortal. #and every society that encounters you afterward does the exact same thing #like when the foundation found him he had basically been in a cycle of drowning and resurrecting for like. centuries #thats enough to drive anyone crazy #and now everyone he actually gave a fuck about is either dead (agent AA) or hates him (iris) bcos the foundation #exposed him to a different scp that had the exact opposite effect on him that they wanted it to #like this isnt me saying able is some poor lil meow meow poo poo baby bcos i love his characterization #but just feel like ppl either flatten him out or overlook his character #and it is annoying to me

[miserye]

season 2 pt 2 of ancient magus bride came out and i'm so fucking hyped about it

#oh dawg i am so fucking excited you don't even understand #i enjoyed s1 and s2 pt 1 so much #i fucking love this anime and manga #though i haven't read the manga in god knows how long #prolly won't anytime soon either #chatterye #WAHHHH #i'm debating following the eps as they come out or binging #i'm currently following one anime #so there's a good chance i'll finish if i do that w this one #but also i've been eagerly awaiting this season so #maybe i'll binge it #technically i kept up w s2 pt1 for a little bit til it ended #hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #i'm so excited #also yes i still haven't watched tsurune s2 because i still tear up thinking about that anime #one can only cry so much #<- the irony of this is that it's a happy sports anime i'm just crazy #typed this w tears in my eyes i'm being so fr rn i wish i was lying #anime rye is very normal about

[draconicslime]

“TL;DR: no go back and read it, it’s the least you could do” step in glass

#ableism #the irony of this being on a post about ableism. antipsychotic ableism but yeah #what the fuck man. they listed not using crazy as an insult above things like learning about schizophrenia as things to do as allies so… #this all says some. Things about them #as a person. #like i think not triggering someone’s paranoia is a little more important than being a smartass to people with learning disabilties and #word usage #but ok

[oatmilkandvellichor]

does anyone wanna tell me why this pornbot’s profile pic is a photo of my ex girlfriend or am i just supposed to take an ung-dly amount of psychic damage and die about it

#like i get that they’re just stealing massive amounts of photos of random folks online #but the fucking terrifying irony #of having her specific photo stolen #and then the state we both grew up in plastered in the bio #i’m reeling and i will not recover #i’m not sharing the photo/bio/handle for obv reasons here #but the urge to post it text it staple it to my front door like #am i the only one seeing this?? #am i going crazy??? or is this happening right now

[eye-of-yelough]

so what was leo's version of malcolm like?

I think pretty much the same as the popular Fanon interpretation (because it’s been 3 days and I still haven’t thought of a better answer. I blame going on holiday by mistake with my family. Why they think stuffing 9 people who hate each other in an even smaller environment will fix their problems I’ll never know. Anyway)

He’s sort of a mix of blue and red Hawkes description in my mind. Tough but fair. Knows What’s Best For You, But doesn’t explain why until you’re old enough to figure it out yourself. I also think the Hawke fam in general have So Much Communication Issues, and it stems from him and Leandra, they’re definitely a quietly seethe and wait for the problem to solve itself and if it doesn’t erupt family. So yeah all in all he’s a dad

#sorry this is so incoherent. I blame THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY. #I am the gripping thighs gif right now. I am nearing the end of my rope. /hj #I am aware of the irony of me not being able to answer this family oriented question because my family are driving me crazy #just pretend it’s poetic #dragon age 2 #Leo Hawke #your daily dose of idiocy #thanks for your patience 1ichen I might come back and add to this when I get home and I’ve slept for about 2 days straight. #maybe shot my self in the head

[kaneseatheadrest]

Hi. Im Jalex Aones and Trump did 9/11 . No, I didn't misspeak.

We can't let him run radicalize all over the white house.

Balenciaga is funded by clans members.

Red pill influencers are secretly nazis and they have meetings behind the scenes to indoctrinate the youth into being school shooters.

SS.

What imagery do those two letter together invoke? 'Super Soldiers' it's a traditional supremists dog whistle. They alt-right have adopted those letters as symbolism for their new war on the education system. SS means 'school shooter' to them now. This agenda is being ran by all parts of the deep red state. It goes all the way up to the top with Trump. are all backing in one way or another. Tucker Carlton. That Boring Daily Wire Dude. Chiya Raichic they're all conspiring together. They are planning to form a re education program to brainwash us all into reverting back to the 1950s where they say "America Will Be Great Again".

This was their plan from day one! The truth is out there. Those Jan 6th rallies were over them thinking Truml was signaling for a revolution. Because he was. They are 100 percent going to try it again.

Trumps supporters are all rabbit brainwashed radical nationalists starving for change. If they lock Trump up they will try to start a Civil War. If he loses the Election they will start a revolutionary war. If Trump wins he will start WIII.

They've planned this out to where they will get a war one way or another. Wake up woke people.

Get this message out don't let them silence us.

#wake up #this is my 9/11 #election 2024 #qanon conspiracy #conspiracy theories #anarchism #bash the fash #anti trump #progressive politics #politics #worried #this is not a joke #this is not a drill #9/11 mention #9/11 joke #alex jones #dank memes #vote blue #no war #stop project 2025 #we need help #socialist revolution #tumblr #jan 6th #fuck trump #the left #the truth #post irony #this is a joke #im not crazy

[thelittlemermage]

Someone on YouTube did a rendition of the musical Sideshow where Jake is white. I feel insane.

#someone in the comments said no black men auditioned and I was like no fucking way lol #listen. what you need to know is that Violet rejects him because he's black. Because people will stare at them in public #the irony being that Violet is a conjoined twin. why does it matter? #but that's actually completely time period accurate. being in an interracial relationship was WORSE #Jake is only in the freakshow for being black. This is historically accurate #so what I'm saying is people already gloss over that portion of history #having the role be a white guy with scars or something doesnt have rhe same implications or impact in any way #anyway it's not that serious I guess but at the same time. #I was just stunned. Whitewashing roles where the race of the characters matters to the plot is crazy

[gworlinterrupted]

im so will graham coded rn

#ignore the dramatic irony of the fact that i got the clock tattoo today ive been planning that for months #but the symptoms ive been having for the last 5 ish days got me feeling like im ACTUALLY crazy ive never felt like this #hot flashes and chills but ONLY at night and i wake up soaked in sweat in the morning #and no other symptoms. im actually crazy #ive had plenty of psychosomatic health issues in the path but what the fuck