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incorrectvtuberquotes · 19 days

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"The One Thing You Can't Replace" - Ex-Niji Version

AKA the closest I'll ever get to discourse-posting. But if you have quotes for Mint, Doki and the rest, by all means send them in!

Maid Mint: Another story I heard about myself... This one happened in Nijisanji. We had this boss, Mr. Tazumi, and I had a kouhai who went to our agency, Rosemi Lovelock. She was in Obsydia and I was in LazuLight, so she was a gen behind me.

Mint: So Mr. Tazumi was an asshole. And one weekend, he and his yacht decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole. And Rosemi decided to throw a party at the HQ - hooray! So everyone around Niji heard about it, and we all got up individually and said:

Quinn Benet: Okay. Let's go over there and destroy the place.

Mint: I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world! We were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses - we were running wild.

Mint: I walked down... I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement.

[Cut to Michi Mochievee, jumping onto the pool table]

Mint: One kid took a running start and threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

[Cut to Kuro, plotting mischief]

Mint: Another kid found out which office was Tazumi's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer.

Mint: So the party was going great.

[Chat cheers]

Mint: I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup - you've seen movies - and I'm standing there, and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said, like...

Sayu: Something, something, managers.

Mint: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled:

Mint/Pomu: FUCK THE MANAGERS! FUCK THE MANAGERS!

Mint: And everyone else joined in! Three dozen drunk EN children yelling "Fuck. Da. Managers." with the confidence of guys who have, like, already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore - you know, that "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence. But EN children.

Mint: The reason someone had said "something something managers" was because the managers were there. So an Anycolor manager walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck the managers!" in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like, "Wooooowww..." And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "Get the paddywagon!"

Mint: And my friend Matara - who is now a mother, this woman has babies - she grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled:

Matara: SCATTER!!!

Mint: And everyone ran in a different direction. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Rat-tat-touille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways - we all ran in different directions.

Mint: I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on a washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the back alley, and now I'm running through the back alley and there was this big chain link fence. And I thought:

Mint/Pomu: I have never climbed a fence that high before!

Mint: And then I woke up at home.

[Chat laughs uproariously]

Mint: On Monday, I went to work, because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the collab, and who do I see but Rosemi Lovelock. And she says to me:

Rosemi: Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?

Mint: And I said no. You know, like a liar. And she said:

Rosemi: Things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a dump on Tazumi-san's computer. But the worst thing is, someone stole these old antique photos of Tazumi's grandmother. And our bosses are freaking out about it.

Mint: And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have: "Did I do that?"

[She pauses as chat reacts]

Mint: I figured no, I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure - until, a year later... Relax!

Mint: I'm playing video games with this kid named Dokibird, that we also went to Nijisanji with. A year later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours. And then Doki says to me:

Doki: Hey, come here, I wanna show you something.

Mint: And she takes me into her bedroom, and then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom - never a good thing to have.

Mint: And she shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from Nijisanji parties over the years. And I said: "Why? Why do you do this?"

Mint: And Doki said:

Doki: Because it's the one thing Tazumi can't replace.

[Chat erupts into laughter and cheers]

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blue-cat-shitposts · 1 year

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Greetings again, Cats are Liquid fandom!

They say that if a fandom exists, there is an animatic of the one thing for it.

I am here today to prove that claim correct.

#cats are liquid #cats are liquid game #cats are liquid a better place #lumi cats are liquid #the one thing #the one thing you can't replace #john mulaney #animatic #cats #game #the purple one cats are liquid

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grace-of-spades · 10 months

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HOW come no one has made a 'one thing you can't replace' thing for les mis?

Thernardier the asshole

Javert the cop,

Marius the asshole teacher kid

Courfeyrac the narrator(or grantaire)

Eponine saying something something police

Bahorel broke the pool table

Etc.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS REALITY

#les mierables #enjolras #grantaire #gavroche #combeferre #courfeyrac #javert #eponine #marius pontemercy #cosette #lesmis #les mis #jehan prouvaire #bousset #bahorel #jean valjean #the one thing you can't replace #feuilly

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monstroso · 2 years

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someone in the big server asked if ttte had a version of this bit and we couldn't find one. and so, because I am the devil's worst little soldier, i decided to make one. enjoy.

#ttte #thomas the tank engine #the one thing you can't replace #YES i know he's cancelled this bit is still funny you know who's not making any money off this?? either of us

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mr-quarter · 1 year

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I recentle made a version of John Mulaney's "The One Thing You Can't Replace" with OC's from: Myself @cutecatdoodles @teh-donut @0ssevn @jaypelt @fastrainbowdas @d15c4rd @silverslayer667 @lexin @anilepeep @rotmgmoddy @neue @cinnamiim @goldude

Follow all of the amazing people above, and please enjoy the video!

#the one thing you can't replace #mr-quarter #cutecatdoodles #teh-donut #0ssevn #jaypelt #fastrainbowdas #d15c4rd #silverslayer667 #lexin #anilepeep #rotmgmoddy #neue #cinnamiim #goldude #pmv #Youtube

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landfilloftrash · 9 months

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from awhile ago but a silly thing I made

#my art #and by awhile I mean I started it in 2019 when I got my iPad and finished it in 2021 (very very slowly and forgetting it existed a lot)#The Dresden Files #animation #of sorts /lh #the one thing you can't replace #timeline whats a timeline its only vibes here baby #Youtube #Putting this here while I’m in an art lull #I AM drawing stuff just. Not as fast or well as I’d like #so have this hellscape of what I did when I was bored #rea’s trash

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silverstarstrike · 1 year

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In the spirit of the Season of Clovis is Being a Bastard again, have a classic meme, but set in the Destiny 2 universe featuring my Guardian Faolan.

Turn on captions for accessibility!

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the-river-is-right-there-chopper · 1 year

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The One Strange, Real Thing You Can't Replace

I couldn't find this iconic story's animatic for Ace Combat fandom, so I decided to make one myself. Then I realized, in wise words of another Tumblr user I forgot: "I make Art.txt, not Art.png" But that didn't stop me. Anyway here goes:

Rush hour in the Sky Kid Bar in Expo City. A group of nuggets from New Arrows Air Base gather around their mentor to hear another war story. He was a veteran of many conflicts and a former member of a few ace squadrons, regular and special taskforces. His TAC name was Count.

"Another story I heard about myself, this one happened during another Free Erusea uprising. There was this ace in the enemy air force, whose protégé flew in the enemy air force. His name was Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage and his apprentice Yellow 13 was in the enemy squadron. He started flying in the Continental War while I started in the Lighthouse War, so he was 1 war ahead. And Mihaly… was an asshole.

"And one weekend he and his granddaughters decided to leave the air base. Which you should never do if you're an asshole. And Yellow 13 decided to patrol the airspace above their base. Hurray! And everyone in the Joint Assault Peacekeeping Squadron heard about it, and we all got up individually and thought: Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place.

"I entered the AO, everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was flying like it was a superweapon fight. People were flying like it was the Belkan War and Pixy was coming to cut our wings off with that laser.

"It was totally unsupervised. Long Caster was baking a birthday cake for Eagle Eye and Oka Nieba with Bandog were making Thunderhead loosen up by force. We were like Spare Squadron, we were running wild.

"I descend- I descended to a lower altitude, they had a castle on a hill. Talisman took a Strike Eagle and dropped an SFFS on the castle and leveled it. Trigger packed Avril into his WSO seat, and found out which hangar was Mihaly's and landed and disassembled his Flanker.

"So the operation was going great.

"I'm flying low and I'm doing a cobra, you've seen Top Gun: Maverick, and I'm flying low, and I'm doing a cobra, and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said like <<something, something, Gründer>> and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled <<Fuck Belkan witchcraft!>>.

"<<Fuck Belkan witchcraft!>>.

"And everyone else joined in. A dozen of G-LOCed pilots, some of them of Belkan descent yelling <<Fuck. Belkan. Witchcraft.>>. With the confidence of guys who have, like, already been to solitary and aren’t afraid of it anymore. You know that like ‘I’ll take whatever the hell action I see fit’ confidence.

“The reason someone had said <<something, something, Gründer>> was because the Z.O.E. drones were there. So Doctor Schroeder went into the enemy command center and looked at the cluster of radar signatures and heard a bunch of pilots yelling <<Fuck Belkan witchcraft!>> on the open comms. And he was almost impressed. He was like <<Enthralling>>.

“And then he switched to their radio frequency and went <<Deploy Nemo>>. And my friend Jaeger, who is a father- This man has a son, he did a PSM, released a cloud of flares and yelled <<Scatter!>>.

“And everyone flew in a different directions, we all flew in different directions. It was like that moment when Eruseans deployed MQ-99s in Scofields Plateau and they all went different ways, we all flew in different directions.

“I followed Trigger along the river, and we entered a valley, and I’m flying through the valley and there’s this narrow highway tunnel, and I thought <<I’ve never flew through a tunnel that small before>> and then I woke up in the hangar.

“On Monday, I went on a mission because that’s what we did back then. And I’m entering the AO and who do I fight, but Yellow 13 and he says to me <<Hey, were you in Shilage on Saturday?>>.

“And I said <<Negative>>, you know, like a con man.

“And he said <<Things got really out of hand. Someone destroyed the castle. Someone took apart Mihaly’s Su-30.>>.

“<<But the worst thing>> he says, <<The worst thing is that someone stole these old Voslage Air Force patches and the Sol Squadron are freaking out about it.>>.

“And I had that thought that only pilots shooting at tents and Full Band can have. Did- Did I do that?

"I figured no, I wouldn't have done that, but I was never sure until, 2 years later- Relax" He said to nuggets going wild.

"I'm doing a BFM exercise with this ace, TAC name Cipher that we also fought along with. 2 years later, 3 new Free Erusea uprisings were over by now. We're practicing basic fighter maneuvers for a while and then Cipher says to me <<Hey, come here. I want to show you something>>.

"We land and he takes me to his hangar, and then he takes me into the back section of his hangar that's closed behind a curtain. Never a good thing to have. He shows me a tiny cork board that is covered in different patches of disbanded squadrons, pillaged from different air bases over the years.

"And I said 'Why?'. 'Why do you do this?'

"And Cipher said 'Because it's the one thing you can't replace".

#ace combat #the one thing you can't replace #this fandom deserves that animatic but this is the best I can do

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bebe-benzenheimer · 2 years

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How is there seriously no Simpsons fan animatic of The One Thing You Can't Replace routine. All the characters you need are right there:

The one telling the story- Bart

The teacher- Flanders (I know he's not Bart's teacher anymore but w/e)

The teacher's kid- Rodd and/or Todd, duh

the teacher's wife- either Maude or Edna because if this show doesn't care about continuity anymore why should a hypothetical fan animatic

The dog without a horse running wild- Santa's Little Helper

The one who breaks the pool table- Jimbo

The one who shits on the computer- Dolph

The one who says "something something police"- Martin

The one whose all "I SERVED MY NICKLE YOU COME AND TAKE ME"- Milhouse pretending to be a badass even if I'm not sure Lisa would even be in this hypothetical fan animatic

the police officer- Lou

The one who drops the 40 and yells "SCATTER"- Kearney

The one who steals the antique photos- Nelson

Ugh, if I had an actual drawing tablet or at least good connections with fan artists I'd make this.

#The Simpsons #john mulaney #The one thing you can't replace #Anyone wanna take this off my hands #Anyone #Bueller?

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intheholler · 4 months

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Kentucky, 1949

#some things never change #all those broke down cars #people laugh at us for the stereotype of totaled cars in front yards but #when you're poor as fuck you hold onto everything til it absolutely falls apart #yes even broken shit #maybe we think we can one day make it work again cause we can't afford replacements #maybe its just habit #but everything counts #especially “useless” scraps #kentucky #appalachia #appalachian culture #appalachian gothic #americana #american gothic #rural america #small town america #appalachian

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the-gt-fairy · 10 months

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Day 7: Thief

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I wasn't really sure what to do with this one at first. And then I got an idea. And then that idea spiraled

Basically, we got Detective who is hellbent on finding this Thief, practically already declared Thief as their arch nemesis. The Thief steals all kinds of things, sometimes valuable, sometimes not, sometimes just a sign they made it inside at all. Thief is clearly just showing off how easily they can get away with crime, and Detective is pulling their hair out trying to figure out how Thief keeps succeeding--

Thief is just a borrower who decided it's their life goal to fuck with the humans. They find out Detective is their arch nemesis, and decides to move into their walls just to fuck with them more. So far, they're having a great time.

#my second idea was The One Thing You Can't Replace but with borrowers #which honestly could just be Thief's origin story #giant/tiny #sfw g/t #g/t #my art #gtjuly #borrowers #ocs

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averlym · 6 months

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" just...come here. just sit here with me" (...that one scene from princess momonoke, click for better resolution)

#tw death mentioned for the tag rambles!! (sorry)#meme redraw gone wrong (high effort). don't ask me how i did this- i don't know either. consider this perhaps an AU of the pyre scene?#or more accurately just my internal wonderings visualised. sometimes the vibes from the implications don't pan out the same way #i also lost the original sketch somewhere in my papers. alas. i vaguely recall thinking this would be haha funny and then somewhere down #the line it turned to angst. other quotes that inspired this from the show were 'ily. i'm sorry' and 'i will always be so proud of you'.#smth smth they met on the roof!! vincent stops quincy from jumping off and then. vincent tries to die + eventually quincy kills him on the #very same roof. anyway the quincent death scene was spinning around for a bit in my head and out of the miscellaneous sketches this won out #wanted to play w the strong blue lighting + bg + silhouette things that you get w stage lighting // replaced the knife w vincent's scalpel #quincy is kneeling bc poses + idk why it's fun staging for him ;-; // also the proximity + intimacy.. // the pyre is also in the bg #but it's silhouetted behind quincy. i think the last quincy post made me associate symbolism (help??) bc as i was painting i was thinking o #angel wings ksdjfh // not to mention the halos. halos are always fun to paint.. shiny stuff...#and from the last vincent art. i guess the star and eye imagery carried over. hm. tried to get the quincy halo to match so its like a #rounder less spiky star? which hehe aligns w the sun vibes (that i??can't explain??) but more importantly here i was thinking about #binary stars for the glowy parts. two in orbit in pull to one another.. tension.. ue. also the glow for vincent goes to stabby eye so like #behind the face shown to viewer. meanwhile for quincy it goes in front of the face #and of course u have the downward linking implied line from quincy's tears +scalpel + glowy eye.#this is supposed to be rotatable.. in landscape form u can have either quincy or vincent upright (pov) + it should work both ways #//bonus stuff is vincent holding the skask w bloody hands + shadow looks like blood spatters. like it would if quincy did the stabby.#hhhh this is the most. confused i have been making a piece lately.. just toss in a lot of fun visual stuff and mix..#if the rambling analysis here seems pointless and confused i think that's why. this is why u should plan out your essays o.O..#oh. stuff i just remembered: the whole impetus for vincent planning his own death was so quincy would be happy / it's already #mentioned before quincy kills vincent that he's severely injured- vincent says it's fine- ig u could intepret it as a finishing blow?#hastened over the phaethon announcement- when they make the second announcement quincy looks up smiling until the admin gives it to #beatrix-he didn't know.. // <- so for this it's possible to infer that vincent wasn't very attached to living anymore.. hence why they look #more accepting above. while quincy is looking very angsty and conflicted. yeah.. // tldr! don't look into it too deeply it's a meme redraw #adamandi #quincy cynthius martin #vincent aurelius lin #tw knife

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thebusylilbee · 3 months

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there isn't one single word about the current ICJ hearing on the front pages of major french newspaper websites... you literally would not know it's even happening if you trusted those websites to inform you it's crazy

#le monde made one article in english 4 days ago that is absolutely not visible on their website unless you directly google ICJ #if you google israel french news does NOT mention the court hearing AT ALL #Libération Médiapart Le Point Le Figaro do not mention it on their front pages either #bee tries to talk #racism #palestine #free palestine #zionism #upthebaguette #social media really is an essential tool to have next to regular news. one can't replace the other but clearly they both have blind spots #only french media that seems to bother to report most things is France 24 #but it's definitely not as well known here as the others so

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sunnyscript · 1 year

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Parallax feels for y'all

#i've been thinking about this for hours. Like it's so sad.#This happened immidiately after Hal gives up his ring to Kyle and Ganthet gives him powers #I've also been thinking about the gardiens and the way they're portrayed and seen as #Like the people who'd only read this issue they'd think Hal is selfish or just overwhelmed by grief #But it's so much more than that #When Hal calls the gardiens “Blue tyrans” it's not only genuine but also legitimate #The gardiens take a lot of autonomy from corps members like asking hal to kill his friend Priest in 1960 GL special issue 2 #And they've done a lot of terrible things that can't be erased in anyway #One good example are the manhunters (failing which led to the GL corp) and gold lantern replacing the GL in legion of superhero timeline.#Like I've gotten into comics WAY after watching animated marvel and dc stuff because TV #But I've been thinking about the Green lantern animated serie (how good it was) and the manhunters and the guardiens #Anyway my rambling is useless but I just wanted to post a thing about Hal #Sad feeling aside can you feel the babygirlism in the last panel #hal jordan #green lantern #parallax #Hope the tumblr girlies (gender neutral) are proud of themselves #They infected me with the Parallax fangirlism #sunnyscript #sunnyscriptpost #comics posting #sunnyscripttags

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grimalkinmessor · 1 year

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Kleptomaniac Light has my entire heart, you have no idea. Like,,,L steals shit as a kid with brute force because he likes to see people's reactions, but Light was definitely one of those kids who was sneaky sneaky and no one would realize he even took anything until they found him playing with it later.

And he always exclusively steals from other people and like, occasionally thrift stores. Stupid shit like pencils, CDs, books, knickknacks—he'll yoink your Grandmother's favorite porcelain cat while he's over for dinner and you'll never know because the next time you see it it'll be set on his bookshelf like it's always been there.

#half the time he doesnt even realize hes doing it #the other half he just idly excuses himself lmao #he never takes shit he thinks will get him caught though #no food or expensive vases just stupid shit #death note #yagami light #light yagami #character headcanons #headcanons #he's that one john maulaney audio #BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T REPLACE

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kringelorde · 1 year

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your honour: he was made for me

#the velvet the tassels the blues the slav the gold accents the exhaustion the scruffiness the mustache the absolute derangement the furs #the emotional terrorism and horrendous coping mechanisms that I could fix if only they would #let me crawl into this universe with a knife between my teeth and a DBT handbook in my hand #I know he can't read so I'd just tuck him in (secure him to the bed) and read him the whole fucking thing as a bedtime story #positive reinforcement (validation and liquor) in one hand and a spray bottle of water in the other in case he tries anything #'would you rethink pillaging and torching a village as a replacement for healthy emotional regulation... for a scooby snack?'#spext #spext: sienk

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