#the plastic ones are my roommate's

[stfustucky]

My dice storage solution 🥰 each little "potion" is named for the aesthetic of the dice set, the tabletop character goes with, or the game it's used to play!

#this is right inside the doot at my house #literally the first thing you see when you walk in #and on the opposite wall is art we've had done of our OCs #in this household we serve the lord of escapism lmao #tabletop #tabletop gaming #ttrpg #dice #dice hoard #dice storage #metal dice #only half of these are mine #the plastic ones are my roommate's #we collectively have a problem #dice collection

[bonetrousledbones]

my biggest irl secret is that at some point i started telling people i like drawing skeletons because i was too embarrassed to say i draw undertale fanart and that snowballed into getting more skeleton themed things which i liked but didnt really go out of my way for and now its not a lie anymore and whenever i need to buy something i will try my very best to find a skeleton version of it and now i’ve fallen to my self fulfilling prophecy of becoming the skeleton guy

#trousled rambles #its so funny to me now. i didnt wanna be cringe but now im just weird in a different way #there is an actual plastic skeleton (his name is roderick) hanging from my bed in my dorm rn. my roommate gave him mini sunglasses #that bed also has skull shaped string lights under it #half of my tshirts have skeletons on them #i have one ribcage hoodie and have been trying for several years now to get another one for my birthday #i have one singular necklace that is not skeletom themed. my favorite necklace is a cat skull #the only reason i dont wear my shoes with skeleton feet on them is because they hurt my feet #listen. people will tell you not to let lies snowball but they never tell you it can actually be so fucking funny #its not even a lie anymore this is just genuinely who i have become #this lie has consumed me and im better for it #EDIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY SKELETONS SHOWER CURTAIN AND SKULL SHAPED SOAP DISPENSER AT MY HOUSE #AND HARVEY!!!!! MY OTHER PLASTIC SKELETON IM SO SORRY HARVEY YOU WERE TOO HUMAN SIZED TO BRING WITH ME #final edit. i also forgot my jack skellington mug that i'm using as a pencil holder #look when you accidentally give yourself a niche of easy gifts for people to give it is your civic duty to lean into it as hard as possible

[marihem]

The loser gets to wash the dirty plastic containers

#undertale au #roommate banter au #frans #frisk #sans #sansfrisk #sans x frisk #frisk x sans #they could've just flipped a coin or played rock-paper-scissors but no #it maybe extra but it adds more suspense #no one wants to wash dirty plastic containers #my art

[doubledyke]

man courage the cowardly dog plushies are almost as fucked up looking (affectionate) as eene plushies

#im not really a plushie person but im so depressed i need a hug from that little pink dog 😔 i love him so much #there aren't a ton of licensed ones and the handmade ones are cute but are always really small #there was a gary the snail plush at a thrift store recently that i wanted but it had PLASTIC EYES..... and one of them was fuckin broken #i'd still love an eene plush but whatever i'll just have to make do with my eddy cube #my roommate saw him sitting on my bookshelf the other day and was like “...what the fuck is that” lmfaooooo he's so jealous of my swag

[paradisecas]

top row gabriel and lucifer bottom row raphael and michael. <3 and mom. <3 black cats are impossible to photograph unless they are very good and very still or staring at a toy i am dangling in the air and even then…

#these are not great pics but it’s what i have. and i can tell them apart bc i can remember who was doing what. so. #raph and gabe are the hardest to tell apart BUT gabe is the girl and she has tabby markings on her head whilst raph does not #michael was also the first baby to figure out the water fountain:) #my roommate wants her bf to keep one and half of me is like KEEP MICHAEL but the other half of me hates her bf #actually all of me hates her bf but yk #also #yk. i have four cats. ive raised kittens before. ur still just never prepared for how much they poop!! #in there scooping the twoooo litter boxes like three times a day bc they’re FULL!! #although. they didn’t have to be taught to use the litter box. #the last two strays i took in we had to do the ol dirt in the litter box trick #and my last mom. well. we had to put plastic down on the bed so she wouldn’t ruin the mattress. #these babies may have the most vacant eyes ive ever seen but they’re smart enough to use the litter box! #mine #sorry for cat posting. not. i love them. #also they are OBSESSED with the litter box lid. favorite toy. for whatever reason. #my cats

[dragonji]

before I even begin speaking let me preface this with the fact that I Know I am being entirely unreasonable and very much overreacting about what really does not need to be an issue but my fuse was already short and this just happened to trip the wire for tonight<3 anyways if my roomies don't cease making completely unannounced massive changes to our shared living space im going to go Fucking Ballistic :) <full of rage and agony

#j.txt #there is an gigantic plastic tree taking up an entire corner of our living room and I know for a fact some of My possessions were moved #to make space for and (reminder as I prefaced: i am aware its Not a Big Deal) i might be fuming over it. sorry. #like. please just Dont put my things elsewhere without even asking me first it drives me fucking insane when ppl mess with my things- #while im not around ESP bc I organize in a Very Specific Way even for storage. I'm quite possibly about to have a meltdown about this lmfao #OH AND. another mutual friend is staying with us rn and theyre very sweet and i like having them around but they also used a few of my- #groceries to make dinner tonight for themself + my roomies and I KNOW my roommates just let them bc they dont remember half the shit they #buy so just assume anything in the fridge is free for all and normally it is but this specific ingredient is fucking expensive and #I only bought it bc I wanted to stretch it out Not have it all be used up on one meal #goddddd. anyways. i will be sticking myself in solitary confinement until the rage passes and then I can be normal again o(-<

[femmesandhoney]

i spent too long struggling to open my old fashioned mix to not drink all of it because i broke the cap trying to open it so! i am drunk af tonight send lana songs

#it was so funny me and my roommate were both struggling and i was determined to open it i really wanted one fucking old fashioned #it literally burned the skin off my palm trying to open the cork + it had a plastic cap #so difficult! idk why i might have closed it too tightly months ago when i last opened it #we finallyyyy broke the plastic cap and could use a corkscrew to open it after like thirty minutes

[sysig]

See, this is why I can’t get any good pictures even tho they’re being so brave :(

Bonus that I did manage to get from above while feeding tho:

The teeny-tiniest red butt ♥

#Spider #Nhandu Chromatus #Actually a significantly larger abdomen now! They're such a good eater <3 #When I first got them their abdomen was much smaller than their thorax and now they're rather on the thick side lol #I was only planning to give them two crickets today but one escaped containment and I didn't notice while hunting the second one #I am also - so bad at using feeding tongs lol #It's a process #Hhh I don't want them to grow up too fast but I'd also love to get them in the clear plastic enclosure real soon! #Tarantulas are display pets and I can't see my baby! I'm happy they're so industrious and eating well but I want to see!! #Doesn't help that the lighting is sub-optimal lol so far only my iPod seems capable of penetrating that ever-so-slightly clouded plastic #Maybe I should move them out of the glass enclosure - it's added security so they don't accidentally fall from being knocked about #But I mean they are on a bookshelf it's pretty unlikely that they'd fall...none of the books have so far #Even the ones that aren't shelved correctly don't get moved much #I dunno I'm just being an overprotective new parent I think :') I mean it hasn't even been a week since I brought them home! #The most important thing is their safety and health uwu Although I can't imagine the stress of echoey noises inside there is all that fun #Thanks goodness the crickets are quiet or that would be torture for everyone - loud prey for them and loud roommates for us

[isanyonetoknow]

not that anyone is awake. but it's looking to be either an all nighter or just a two hour night and great for my workload bad for my mood.

#vt.talk #one of my roommates is up and it's taking everything i have not to snap at them #if youre strapped for time for your two midterms why are you moving your baked goods out of the baking trays and washing the trays at almos #3 am. like i already covered the trays with plastic wrap. you never did this shit the first time you baked. #none of these are fair thoughts. so i wont do anything. but snarling.

[arthur-r]

lyrics: something’s just not right / there’s hunger in my eyes, but you’re not looking into mine / in the morning light / i wake up next to you, but we’re no longer entwined / i wanna love you with a ravenous hunger / tear your flesh into mine / you say you like me / but you rather that i listen quiet, keep it all inside / something awakening and stirring inside me / i’m gearing up, your pretense in decline / i slice my heart up on a platter and find that you don’t even wanna dine / i gave my soul up, you can eat me raw / diced up and vulnerable, i’m yours to try / you’re glancing to the side, bored, and find that you don’t even wanna dine

here is my boring loserboy barely even visceral softcore cannibalism song if anybody is interested. ZERO sinew cause i’m a disgrace and took the concept in the tamest direction possible i’m so sorry.

#i will write an actual cannibalism song one of these days but i got distracted being distantly and boringly irked by my ex-partner shdhdf #this song was SUPPOSED to be about failed communion and the fact that our dinners were always the worst part #and how cannibalism is loving gone too far but he won’t even get close #and that’s what this song is about still. but where is the viscera…. #anyway it turns out the band i was in here will maybe never exist again so we’ll see how my epic new solo career goes i guess #anyway he said it the same way he gave her the hug like it wasn’t his sister he was hugging like it wasn’t his mother he was sending a kiss #to but just a polite platitude. like he was ripping out her heart like he was cleanly extracting it and placing it in a plastic bag and #storing it in the fridge to eat later. so there. #(from signs preceding the end of the world by yuri herrera one of my favorite books of all time ever) #anyway hi i am very ill but i am persevering so good. and i dont know where my roommate is so it’s just me out here #today i really want to grow up to be an adult one day. a real one not the eighteen that i’ll be in a couple months #and i am also very tired. i will probably go to sleep very soon to feel better in the morning #but i have a job interview tomorrow afternoon!! so wish me luck on that i guess!!!! #ok that’s all i have to say. lmk if you need anything as always and otherwise goodnight maybe!! #me. my post. mine. #delete later

[sergle]

I love the little AU that skinny people live in where they have the same problems as fat people and can relate to the Experience. artists references are only for fat bodies, artists that do draw thin bodies are getting DMs from people going like "omg I'm so happy I discovered your art, it's so rare to find an artist who draws small bodies!!!!! for the first time I see people who look like me 😭😭" skinny people going "omggg I finally found a clothing brand that sells nice dresses in XS, I wish they weren't so so overpriced though" skinny people getting home from the doctor's office and collapsing on the couch to tell their roommate that their doc spent the whole appointment quizzing them about their diet and they were told they need to gain 40 pounds. but the doctor didn't want to check out the weird scraping sound they make when they breathe in, just that they should probably gain weight first. skinny celebrities and influencers spending thousands of dollars getting plastic surgery to transfer fat to their stomachs and jawlines. all the main characters in tv shows are fat. when you watch cartoons as a kid, there's one skinny character, and they're really dumb and annoying and get laughed at by the other characters. they're a loser and never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. the same clothes that are stylish when worn by fat people just get you made fun of. desirable romantic leads and manic pixie dream girls twirl their hair and say "yeeah I've just been fat my whole life, I just never lose weight no matter what I eat hehe" and this is an extremely endearing and attractive trait.

#do you want me to keep going? #I love this little fantasy world. what if the world was made of pudding? #sergle.txt #unfortunately I can't even Make Up equivalencies about chairs not being made for you and weight limits on furniture that are very low #car seats airplane seats wheelchairs #etc whatever #hang on I have another funny one. desirable Clothing Styles and foods have the word 'fat' in the name or the branding #there are fat lattes and fat jeans

[phantomskeep]

one time I was at my desk, at 3 in the morning, and I was writing a case study report for one of my classes. My illegal pet hermit crab who lives in my closet broke out of his enclosure and skittered across the floor and pinched my toe. So I did what anyone would do in that moment. I kicked the little fucker into the wall. Did I know it was my beloved Prop Wash at the time? Nope. Did I absolutely think a spider bit me and I was about to become the next Peter Parker? Absolutely.

I still feel bad. Prop Wash the hermit crab is absolutely okay, btw. He wasn't hurt. He still escapes his home at least once a week, the little psycho.

#my kid won this at a fair but it freaked her and my wife out. take it. please. you like animals go on #hermit crab #weird pet things #weird pets #is it weird? #im not too sure #one of my teachers gave me the crab #the capt was like #and i just yOINKED the crab and built him a nice little home out of a plastic tub and popsicle sticks #and ofc i named him prop wash #prop wash had a roommate for a while named COLREGS #cause i read that they dont like to be alone #well #when prop wash went under to molt in like october COLREGS got hella depressed because his friend was gone #like COLREGS wouldnt eat or move or do anything #and i couldnt find anyone who had a hermit crab they were trying to get rid of in time #and COLREGS kicked the bucket #and i cried #but Prop Wash legit doesnt care hahaha #so hes not getting another friend #he has a little jumping spider friend though #theyre super cute together

[forlix]

𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁・l.f.

— in which you forget that your hot housemate follows you on twitter.

𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀・1.1k 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴・roommate!felix x gn!streamer!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲𝘀・fluff, flirting, kind of an smau, implied friends to lovers, humor if u count jeongin being a piece of shit

𝗮/𝗻・saw this tweet the other day and it was so painfully lix coded that i knew i had to write something asap. contains a tiny bit of gaming jargon but is hopefully comprehensible. ENJOY ♡

y/n ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ @ y/nxx

if someone brings you fresh cut fruit to your table when you're gaming, they either like LIKE you or it's your mom

11:23 A.M.・Oct. 2023・220.2K Views

bokkie 🐣 liked your post.

“My tweet?”

You read aloud the newest text in your chatroom, and your face brightens when you remember the one in question.

“Oh, about the fruit—no, it’s so true though. And I love my mom, don't get me wrong, but I have an inkling she did it to guilt trip me." You change your posture and adopt your best motherly tone of voice. "‘This is your tenth consecutive hour wasting your young adulthood in front of that damn screen. I am now going to hand deliver apple slices straight to your mouth.’ That kind of vibe, y'know?"

A slew of messages follows your anecdote, but it is a comment from one of your moderators that catches your eye first:

je0ng1n: what about the other option tho 👀

You groan at the sight of his username. “Man, why are you always here? Don't you have a job?"

je0ng1n: i’m on break je0ng1n: taking a dump je0ng1n: ungrateful bitch

You brandish a middle finger to the camera. “Hope the dump sucks."

je0ng1n: HEY je0ng1n: don’t even joke about that :(

An involuntary cackle precedes your next words. “If you’re actually wondering, though, the only person who’s brought me fruit while I’m playing video games is indeed my mother. Heartbreaking, I know.”

At this, the steady flow of messages morphs into a gallery of depressed cat emoticons; your audience never fails to impress you with their way with words.

“But if someone other than your disappointed parent is bringing you fruit,” you go on, “they might as well get on one knee in the process, honestly. That's such an adorable, loving thing to do.”

Suddenly, the words MATCH FOUND splash across your monitor, and you move your cursor to accept the game invite—only to be met with a pop-up window and a familiar error sound that grates on your ears like screeching tires.

You know how this story ends: the lights in your mouse go dark, and you look on in dejected silence.

je0ng1n: LMFAOOOOO je0ng1n: bro’s mouse definitely just exploded again

“You guessed it," you sigh. “Hang tight for a sec, guys."

Half an hour ago, you could’ve sworn you heard sneakers being kicked off, a set of keys falling against plastic. Now, you pull one side of your headphones off and roll your chair a few feet backward, calling through your half-open door: “Lix, are you home?”

You pick up on a soft clunk that sounds like metal hitting wood—the cutting board, maybe?—and then your housemate's low, accented answer bounces off the walls of your shared hallway.

“Yeah, you alright?”

“The mouse,” you say helplessly.

“Ah.” It’s not the first time you’ve summoned him for this. “Be right there.”

A few seconds later, you remember to tack on a hurried disclaimer: “I’m live, by the way!”

“I know.”

This brings a bashful smile to your face, though the expression quickly turns to one of pure dismay when you return to your desk and witness the disastrous state of your chat.

Felix has become a regular guest on your stream by now, always popping in to show you a TikTok or ask for your opinion on a new pair of jeans or simply give your camera an awkward wave—but he may as well own your channel with how completely and unequivocally he has captured the hearts of your viewers. They’re convinced he’s the sexiest person to ever grace the earth, with his chiseled features and coffee-colored eyes; with a grin that could set entire estates on fire and a voice that could scrape the nadir of the Grand Canyon.

Do you agree? Absolutely.

Do you have any intention of voicing this sentiment, so long as you’re splitting rent with him? Absolutely the hell not.

Another of Jeongin’s messages—GET ME HIS NUMBER OR I GET VIOLENT—inspires you to minimize the stream window before Felix gets here. It’s for the best.

A few moments later, the door opens, and the air shifts inside your room. A hand comes to rest on the top of your head; a familiar silhouette appears in your periphery. There is a fond grin plastered across your face and a bright greeting sitting readily on the tip of your tongue.

But then, Felix places a plate of freshly cut fruit in the empty space to the left of your keyboard—here, he hums, the sound falling against the shell of your ear like a drop of melted chocolate. And the gears of your brain grind to a complete stop.

There is no further acknowledgment; no supplementary explanation for what he's just done. He simply picks up your mouse and gets to work.

The words of your tweet swim dizzyingly before your eyes, not unlike those halos of stars and birds that revolve around disoriented cartoon characters. And you’re suddenly, achingly aware of your roommate's arm nudging against yours as he tinkers away; of the aromas of vanilla and laundry detergent that always come with his proximity; of the heat that’s risen to your face, and the plethora of questions that have surfaced to your mind.

A soft huff of laughter follows a gentle utterance of your name, and you snap out of your trance. Felix’s eyes are glinting with amusement when you meet them.

“It’s been recalibrated,” he says, handing back your mouse. “Just give it a few minutes.”

Your fingertips brush over his palm when you accept the object, and even this blink of contact has your heart performing an elaborate hopscotch routine across the plane of your chest.

It’s either your mom, or…

“Thank you,” you mumble, finally retrieving your larynx from the bottom of the Atlantic.

“Anytime,” Felix returns, and you know he means it. “You need a duo, by the way?"

“Yes, please.”

He gives you a warm smile at this, and there’s a hint of something else—something new—in the curve of his lips. “Give me two.” And he’s gone as quickly as he'd come.

You will never know how Felix slips his phone out of his pocket the second he emerges from your room, his pulse hounding his ears as he turns a nervous gaze upon his screen.

There is now a supersonic blur of messages saturating your chatroom, a colorful cacophony of moving emotes and capital letters, but he is focused wholly on the person in front of the camera and how you slowly lift a hand to your mouth, deathly silent despite your every viewer demanding your comment on the matter, your sanguine cheeks visible even through the gaps of your fingers.

That is all he needs to know.

Felix sinks into the leather of his gaming chair and bends to power on his computer. Only after a deep breath blows past his lips does his smile start to stretch into a grin, every bit as embarrassed as it is relieved.

je0ng1n: no way je0ng1n: no fucking way je0ng1n: my heart fluttered je0ng1n: wtf je0ng1n: how’d you pull HIM??

y/nxx has removed je0ng1n as a moderator of this channel.

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[urmomsstuntdouble]

im a sad sad girl with a dirty dirty apartment :(

#the sisyphean task of doing the dishes #me and my roommate did shots out of dirty starbucks cups yesterday rather than wash the dishes #and when i say dirty starbucks cups i dont mean the plastic ones they sell that you can like wash and stuff #i mean. a paper cup that hadnt been thrown away yet #anyway working up the motivation to do the dishes. sorry for being grody on main

[asclepias0819]

finally dled ublock after switching to firefox like months ago but like it was so jarring going to like a wikia and not being violently harassed while trying to read smth

#maru.txt #also i think my roommate is burning the plastic off of one of our pots #i dont know where else that smell would come from #idk how she cooks with it like i stand in there and immediately think im gonna pass out' #that may also be from me confusing it with a gas leak and then panicking

[izvkuirl]

Death tw

#my roommate and friend is terminally ill #his heart is failing him #its functioning at less than 30% #he was given a year to live in september #it is now january #i see him worsening #i see him getting more tired #i hear him coughing after an arrhythmia attack bad enough to warrant his pacemaker kicking in #i sit with him when his legs go numb #im terrified ill wake up one day #and he'll be gone #that ill be 20 feet away and not know #that he'll die alone #theres a slim chance he could get on the transplant list #but his heart needs to worsen first #and the transplant could kill him #i dont know what ill do if/when he dies #i have to call 911 to have him confirmed #and then theyll wheel him out on a stretcher #cover him in cold plastic #his deadname will be written on the death certificate #he deserves so much more than this #tw death