#the world would implode

[my-heart-of-heart]

Sam should meet Jon this, Sam could run into Martin that. You small-minded fools. Think bigger. Sam needs to meet the Admiral.

#the world would implode #we wouldn’t be able to handle it but I want it anyway #tmagp #the magnus protocol #samama khalid #tma #the admiral

[scrambledslut]

woke up from a dead sleep having dreamt that joel said “chef boyardeez nuts” when ellie asked what they were eating

#i was convinced it actually happened for a couple minutes #imagine if ellie discovered deez nuts jokes #the world would implode #the last of us #tlou #tlou hbo #joel miller #the last of us hbo #the last of us tv series #ellie williams #pedro pascal #allie shut up

[bugtoast]

HOW WE FEELIN POOTIS NATION?!?!?!

#my art #sillies #tf2 #team fortress 2 #lil pootis #lil pootis spoilers #spoilers #I litterally cranked this out right after I finished watching the episode #it was absolutely AMAZING!! #digital art #quaz I’m stealing your brain #you’re too good at art #if you keep it up you’re gonna be like the next uhhhh #hold on what’s an artist that wasn’t a total creep or died tragically?? #anyways you’d be that #and then the world would just like idk implode or something #all /silly and /lighthearted btw #red oktoberfest #i guess? technically??

[trafficblr-culture-is]

Trafficblr culture is sobbing over Scar getting a sand monopoly on hermitcraft like it was destiny

#trafficblr #trafficblr culture is #secret life #double life #limited life #3rd life #last life #goodtimeswithscar #hermitblr #“if i got rid of the sand monopoly the world would implode” HE LITERALLY KNOWS 😭

[turtleblogatlast]

I am once again overcome by the sheer magnitude of pranks Mikey and Leo could commit on the world of archaeology through their combined abilities of time and space

With enough time for Mikey in particular to be strong enough to make a small time portal - again within Leo’s portal opened in Someplace, Somewhere - they could plant so much shit just to mess with historians.

Like - Mikey wanted to try painting Greek-style pottery and Leo is like “hey hey wait…”

And now there is newly discovered evidence of Greek depictions of humanoid turtles laying around.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #‘but wouldn’t that be a paradox? wouldn’t it be a different timeline?’ #that’s what Leo’s mainly there for! #I see Mikey’s abilities as time based #so he doesn’t have too much control over where that timeline is just how far back or forward #so it could be a different but parallel world to theirs if left as is #but I see LEO’S abilities as specifically space based #so with his portal acting as a homing spot for Mikey’s to open within #it can cause the time portal to open within the same timeline #and YES that does imply that all the shit they plant is already there lol they just don’t think about it #and yes Donnie does in fact get on their case in regard to Paradoxes but then decides it may be cool to see happen soooo #poor Raph has no idea what’s going on but Mikey and Leo are laughing hysterically #and Donnie is muttering with a maniacal grin about how fast the universe may implode if they mess things up enough #I would also like to note that while I do see Mikey’s abilities as more time based - since he IS the future greatest mystic warrior ever- #-I ALSO think he possesses the ability to harness smaller aspects of his brothers powers #not so much their abilities in entirety but more so base components #look at me and my paragraphs of tags once again rip

[riverashes]

I wonder if Harrow's body will remember what it felt like to be held? Will she see Pyrrha and Paul and remember feeling so, so incredibly loved?

#tlt #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #pyrrha dve #touch starved harrow makes my world implode actually #the last and only time she was really held was when she believed Gideon would drown her in the pool #and then she did drown under the weight of her own guilt and shame #god just let me give this freaky little bitch a HUG

[yunmeng-jiang]

that man does NOT think of wei wuxian as his gege

#jiang cheng #wwx #twin prides #i have a whole post about how they both think of themselves as having an older-sibling role #but even if that wasn't true jc still always calls him by his full name and the one time wwx tried to call him shidi jc yelled at him #their relationship is not that simple! it's a huge thing that wwx occupies a weird in-between role in their family! #he's definitely not a servant but also definitely not a full member of their family and that's super important to the story! #even if jc WANTED to think of him as his older brother he would need to get past seven layers of trauma to even realize he wanted that #and then he would have to admit it to himself and then work up the courage to admit it to someone else #and even then he probably still wouldn't say it to wwx's face #sure yanli calls wwx her didi but things are much simpler from her point of view #plus she's one of those people - like lxc - that can hold an opinion deep inside herself and be at peace with it even if it conflicts + #+ with what the world says and what she's been brought up to believe #jc is not like that. he internalizes way more from the outside world and if he feels conflicted he just kind of implodes #he's spent his whole life being told that wwx is not his equal and is someone to compete against #and also secretly believing that wwx is eventually going to abandon him because he doesn't think anyone truly cares for him #plus wwx treats him like a bff who is also a liege lord rather than a beloved younger brother #he would Not form a secure attachment to wwx lmao #it also really annoys me that when people write/conceptualize him as someone who thinks of wwx as his real gege + #+ they tend to completely erase jyl and minimize her importance to jc. he HAS an older sibling who he trusts unconditionally and confides + #+ in and takes comfort from! that person already exists! and they ignore her in favor of the protagonist #it also really bugs me when they have him mourning wwx those whole 13-16 years but don't put in a single word about yanli #this kind of turned into a rant about jyl... i have a lot of feelings about her especially since i'm the oldest sibling in my family #anyway. that man does not think of wwx as his gege #haterade #(kind of)

[anonymous-eggy]

sometimes i think about the fact that Nicky can cook and i ascend

#IMAGINE COOKING WITH HIM LATE AT NIGHT #hehe #it would be heavenly #i would threaten to break spaghetti in front of him and watch him implode #fictif nicky #fictif two against the world #fictif nicky valentino #fictif tatw #nicky valentino fictif #nicky valentino

[im-no-jedi]

he’s far too handsome to be real 😩🔥

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 2 #sergeant hunter #hunter tbb #tbb hunter #world would implode if he existed irl #humanity couldn't handle him #to quote miss Ming-Na Wen: an absolute STUD™ #I am smooching my screen #U N F #my dark and broody bandana man #star warz #tbb spoilers

[worstloki]

Zionists will claim they stand with the innocent people on all sides and then their posts about Palestine are limited to condemning Hamas, talking about antiZionism being antisemitic, labelling all Palestinian men rapists and murderers, talking about how ‘actually’ evil Iran Russia Lebanon/Syria China Iraq Yemeni ‘regimes’ are, why segregated laws and regions and settlements across Palestine are Necessary Actually, why no one who doesn’t know about every single historical event in two continents shouldn’t stand in solidarity with Palestine, saying other countries should just take in the remaining Palestinians as refugees, saying Hamas could stop the killing of civilians anytime, saying Palestinians aren’t innocent because they don’t appreciate occupation, explaining why ‘Israel’ is ‘actually good’, saying that no one understands ‘buzzwords’ like ‘Zionism’, ‘genocide’, ‘apartheid’, ‘racism’, ‘innocent’, saying Arabic words make them uncomfortable, acting like Oct 7 was an isolated event or that the attack was nothing more than a continuation of thousands of years of hate for Jewish people, saying that speaking out for the injustice and genocide in Palestine and not every other specific form of injustice happening in the world means you don’t care about helping people but actually just hate Jews, asking where the Jews will go as if the only natural choices would be getting expelled or genocide, proudly equating a genocidal ethnostate and sociopolitical movement with Judaism, etc.

#it’s all rubbish #I hope everyone that is resisting oppression or is a victim of oppression is victorious in their fight #Palestine #I hope every IOF soldier and armed settler with the intention to kill innocents combusts on the spot #I hope every IOF soldier and armed settler with the intention to harm innocents in any way implodes #(definition of innocent withheld to standards different to what Zionists believe of course since mere existence can be a sin to them) #I hope every person who aligns with IOF soldiers and armed settlers and what Zionism as a whole stands for implodes #and the same for anyone who knowingly stands with and supports oppression be it on their own or another group of people #because if you are aware of what doing that means then maybe the world would be better that way

[machathecat]

Am I the only one that feel like re watching twomp feel like taking a shower

Ok hear me out when you need to take a shower you don't wanna start it because you think it's gonna be annoying, but once your actually in the shower the last thing you wanna do I to stop and you can't remember that feeling the next time you need to start taking a shower?

Idk if I'm alone but like. When I told myself I could re watch the show I'm like "you are already seen it 12 times it's not gonna be great" but when I actually watch it it's like "this is the best thing my eyes have ever witnessed"

Nah? TwT

#twomp #the world of mr plant #Yes this is very random but if I hadn't let this out my head would have imploded

[dirchristophernolan]

anyway when will charles leclerc star in a måneskin video?

#this is not a want #it’s a NEED! #but at the same time i feel like the world is just not ready #chirlies would implode and max would probably have a stroke #charles leclerc #maneskin

[sing-me-under]

Take the idea that “Bruce Wayne is friends with most of his Rogue Gallery”

and shift it into “Batman doesn’t kill because he believes in second chances”

and then you get something along the lines of “Even when everyone believes they are irredeemable, Bruce personally knows his Rogue Gallery and genuinely cares about them and their well-being, so he’s willing to give the benefit of the doubt and second chances to even the worst of the worst because he can’t be biased and believe the best only of the people he is friends with. Everyone has the potential to do better and do good and be kind even when it’s not obvious because Bruce personally knows the Rogues that have that potential.”

And also “Bruce’s goal later in his career isn’t to pursue revenge but to prevent crime and save as many people as possible, including his rogues. He can’t reverse the damage and the lives taken, but he can try to make things as livable as possible. Batman is a symbol of fear, a deterrent of crime, and a front-line first responder, but Bruce Wayne is the one actively helping Gotham.”

But I also raise you “Gotham is legitimately cursed” and “Joker is the only Rogue who Batman doesn’t know the real identity of. Batman is partly convinced that Joker isn’t even a real person but the physical manifestation of a curse that will forever plague Gotham”

#personal #Batman #Gotham would be an apocalyptic hellsite if it weren’t for Bruce Wayne and the frankly ridiculous quantity of vigilantes that roam Gotham #any attempts to help it only causes the curse to push back harder #They try anyway #because the alternative is Gotham literally imploding #also a lot of Gotham’s rogues ARE redeemable #it’s the quiet crimes that do the longest lasting damage #the ones that exist in our real world #The Wayne Foundations really try #but one step forward is three steps back #it doesn’t help that most Gotham denizens believe Gotham to be #a lost cause #this is an idealized AU btw #I just like interpretations/AUs where DC is just a little bit kinder #actual canon is kind of too grim for my tastes #I’ve been wanting to read Tim’s Red Robin run though #I’ve read a few issues but #you know #Batman upsets me #i like Batman The Knight #I like Bruce Wayne #he’s interesting #people should be kinder #have faith in kindness

[count-doodoo]

idk if this is a hot take or not but i would literally rather everyone just throw all their insults and criticisms of me at my face. like i'd rather just know. a) so i can fix the problems and b) because the not knowing drives me bonkers (what if everyone hates me, a social anxiety story. but seriously what if everyone hates me tho--). getting notes like "sorry to bother you but this thing you've been doing has been really annoying for awhile" is legit The Worst because we could've fixed that!!! i would've tried to do better if i'd known!!! i don't ever claim to be a good person, let alone a perfect person, but i do /try/ to be better!!! (but then again no one would be /wrong/ to assume that me attempting things scarcely results in success so like)

#honestly lbr the real reason i have social anxiety is simply because i myself am a fucking bitch #and thought crime doesn't exist bc what you don't know can't hurt you. that said if i knew anyone thought about me the things i've thought #about others. i think i would implode like some sort of dying supernova or something and burst into flames and vaporize out of shame and #probably an unhealthy dose of anger or whatever. #and it's not like i'm gonna assume everything has the same kind of brain as me. i know we're all different. but i also can't quantify how #because my brain is the only one i've ever had. it's the only one i've ever really known. my head is the only one i've ever been in. #why am i being so real on the dooku stan blog recently #fuck i need to go back to poop and fish jokes gdi #doodoo.txt #**again not fishing for compliments here just need to vent my brain's toxic fumes. actually i'm fishing for insults. degradation kink??? #the entire world is probably just like i am once again asking you to go to therapy #jokes on you that's where the trauma's fro-- ok no shutting up now

[thefandomexpert]

MAN

i am once again thinking about how fucking funny a wh40k/ffxiv crossover would be

#all tension from wh40k fucking obliterated by the bugs bunny genre shift aura of a post ew wol #‘ah you’ve got gods summoned by belief? mind if i kick the shit out of them and put them in my book for later use?’ #[emet selch voice] you mean you DIDNT plan for your imperialistically inclined nation to implode in spectacular fashion upon your death? #are u stupid? don’t answer that. #the absolute indifference to the emperor and the minions of chaos hashtag no tempering for us thanks! #elidi ‘mankind’s first hero…and his final hope!’ bus would decimate and u know it #’how many people do u need to fight the incoming Secret Keeper sir?’ #’ah no worries i have this crystal that will bring seven of my pals along and we’ll prog n’kari like we’re racing for world’s first >:)’ #‘sir what does that mean.’ #also dude the wol is so haunted. oh you picked up an evil sword and it possessed you? #yeah thancred did that once. I dragged a corpse around the brume for a week! that was fun. we still chat sometimes #stupid genereshift crossovers are so good i miss them… #meg speaks #ffxiv #wh40k

[herequeerexitentialfear]

i keep trying to do a dynamics diagram for Celia and co but there's 6 of them at the least and how do i summarize these two decade relationships into a few words. i know im gonna write it all out on a doc but i want something small and quick but i cantttt.

#thebirdspeaks #like damn how tf to you explain some of this shit #sorta fake dating because of social status reasons as well as two underdogs that became a leader and a follower and the follower has never- #-forgiven the one who became leader for leaving him behind even though they became leader to protect them #and they are lying every time they imply or state attraction to each other. they would never fuck the world would implode #like thats just Celia & Conficcare even without all the Rametto drama