#there are so many dwarves???

[foldingfittedsheets]

Man. That dwarf I did as an NPC in the Orion comic got so much love. After I finish some selkie story lines would people like a dwarf lady?

#ramblies #the amount of surprise that I had a full bearded dwarf lady like #yes? obviously lasy dwarves have beards #i did a commission for a lady dwarf but you really do have to ramp up the cleavage to combat a beard #I was honestly happy so many people even noticed that NPC

[tofixtheshadows]

Two things:

Kabru spent the bulk of his life, and all of his adolescence, being raised by an elf in the elven country where he interacted with non-elves very occasionally. He left and became an adventurer at 18, which is presumably when he started living in a diverse society for the first time.

Elves are short and thin and often androgynous in comparison to other humans. At ~5'6" Kabru is tall by elf standards, keeps his hair cut at a shorter length, and does not appear any more androgynous than your average male elf.

So: how long did it take Kabru to realize that in mixed/tallman company he is not, in fact, masc, but a beautiful butch twink.

#Dungeon Meshi #Kabru #every day I see another post about someone mistaking Kabru for a butch woman #which is exactly what happened to me when I first started the manga lmfao #Ryoko Kui really had me fooled #dwarves DEFINITELY think he's a woman #Senshi canonically sees Laios as kinda femme so there's no way your average dwarf reads Kabru as male #that's why Dia wasn't into him. because she's straight. #I have so many very serious thoughts about Kabru but this just makes me laugh so I have to get it out there #musings with Dea

[terenos]

The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt: Hearts of Stone DLC

"Many illnesses are treatable, but play with evil... and medicine can be much harder to find."

#i think this is my first full 8-panel set... idk how i feel abt it. #i KNOW the colour for this dlc is blue but... idk theres so many green scenes and orange scenes #o well! #the witcher 3 #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #tw3edit #thewitcher3edit #i couldnt get nearly enough of all the scenes / shots i liked and this feels kinda nonsensical. but i don't know this was my first attempt! #im doing my bestest!!!! #geralt of rivia #hearts of stone #gaunter o'dimm #olgierd von everec #witcher3edit #*mine #you can really tell with these gifsets where i am in the progression of the game can't you #yes i did this ENTIRE dlc exclusively so i could get my sweaty hands on the viper set. and what about it #also lmao @ the donkey ears. i was hoping i wouldnt have to play gwent since i dont care about hearthstone clones #just immediately closed out of the challenged game w/ the dwarves because i did not care at all. which counted as a loss #frankly i think it's funnier if he did canonically lose that game. it was the possession i think #and the ears are funny. To Me.

[oddberryshortcake]

Not enough people talk about how the ‘endless sleep curse’ is a fate worse than death. 

At first you think, they’re just asleep, it’s not so bad. But there’s no guarantee the victim is not trapped in a nightmare, or lost in nothingness. 

What if the curse can’t be broken? The victim neither wakes, dies, nor ages. They’re trapped in that state indefinitely as their loved ones live and die around them. 

The victim is prevented from reuniting with their loved ones in life and the afterlife. 

They’re granted no relief, no way out, and suffer from immortality while being locked out of their own body.

That’s what makes it so sinister. 

#I'm just thinking about fairytales #Most notably the Evil Queen chose her curse because she thought that the dwarves would bury Snow White alive #and give her no chance at rescue #like thats so scary #think in the lens of a fairytale world #how many people could've suffered a similar fate without rescue #how many unfortunate cursed people are buried alive #or have been asleep for hundreds of years with no hope of ever coming back #I just *clutches fist* love this shit #idk what to tag this as uhh #fairytales #writing

[blujayonthewing]

diggy diggy hole was written by a human, is generally hated by dwarves, and becomes an absolute smash hit among gnomes. a disgruntled dwarf bard, in turn, writes a song about how gnomes have thirty-seven names and silly hats; this also becomes an instant smash hit among gnomes

#'why are you so mad anyway! it's a banger and it's almost entirely complimentary!' 'it's taking the piss >:(' 'yes?? so???' #it is unfair and untrue to say that dwarves have no sense of humor but they DO have a great deal of personal and cultural pride #I mean so do gnomes but for dwarves it tends to manifest as Taking Themselves Seriously #anyway this post brought to you by how many times in the last week I've listened to diggy diggy hole for ???? reasons #aside from that it's a banger #silliness #gnome stuff #worldbuilding

[stegogosaurus]

hell is not other people, hell is trying to look up art of your ship on pinterest but one of them has dark hair and the other is blond so the site is visually looking up every pairing ever drawn with this color scheme, which is almost every pairing ever made. it's not even a question of not liking other ships I just don't know what to hyperfixate on first. im looking at everything bagel

#try looking up aralas i dare you #you get aragorn x legolas alright #but you also get thranduil x bard #and tranduil x elrond #and legolas x one of elronds kids #and legolas x any brunet guy from lotr #and thats not even covering the dwarves but then you go to thorin x thranduil and thorin x bilbo #and then sauron x celebrimbor #there are so many blond x brunnete pairings in lotr i swear to god #theyre all good dont get me wrong #i just wanna look at aragorn kissing pretty woodland prince #i guess tolkien was right aragorn x arwen are trully revolutionary #brunette kings #lotr #aralas

[maya-tl]

Celebrimbor & Narvi made with this picrew by @ MrAme.

#picrew #silmarillion #the silmarillion #lotr #lord of the rings #celebrimbor #narvi #listen I know I already put celebrimbor with the rest of his family #but I couldn't just leave narvi alone. had to throw in tyelpe to complete the Ultimate Bromance. #will probably do more dwarves in this picrew bc it's got so many glorious beard options

[catebeesart]

You thought you were gonna get more elves well GUESS AGAIN BABEY!!!

It's Gorim "I really like you but that thing you did in Denerim kinda stings" Sealac and Oghren "Could've been my fave but you were written in 2009" Kondrat

#in color??? thats mad!! #okay dont @ me i love oghren i think he has so much potential #verena chose him as her second in command at the battle of denerim he knows things!!!! #also i love how oghren couldve been gorim and gorim could become oghren #i have so many opinions i cant express #cate draws dwarves #gorim sealac #oghren #dragon age #dao #beesart

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Liveblogged my fifth rewatch of Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs on my private instagram story

My friends and family are gonna have their work cut out for them skipping through all that

Especially since this morning I filled it with Underworld Office propaganda

#muffin moments #red shoes and the seven dwarfs #red shoes and the 7 dwarfs #red shoes and the seven dwarves #red shoes and the 7 dwarves #rsat7d #rsatsd #idk man so many tags #underworld office #add that in lol

[8thparadox]

for day two of @khazadweek - second age i did not care about rop. i was not planning on watching rop. but then i saw that there were dwarves and i had no other choice. to me disa and durin are the main characters. everything with galadriel and sauron and shit is just b-plot.

#They are DWARVES and they are IN LOVE and they are BEST FRIENDS #no. 1 most important thing for a ship for me is do i think that they genuinlly enjoy just hanging out. and these two def enjoy #each others company so much #disa rings of power #durin iv #truths drawings #rings of power #am i allowed to tag this tolkien? #oh! about the background! this goes back to my dwarf religion lore! #so they of course venerate aule as their creator.. and while I don't think that care that much about many of the other valar #i think yavanna does hold a place in their.. religion ig #EXEPT for them yavanna is their creators wife - and so while she didn't/doesn't hold this role in dwarven religion she is also #the godess of romantic love #and so instead of a heart being the symbol of love it's very much growing things. #flowers mushrooms even leaves are all symbols that hold in dwarven culture the meaning of a loveheart <3 in ours #the elves are not thrilled about this. they are like “my grandma knew yavanna. she's a real person. you can't just make shit up about her” #and the dwarves are like “wrong acutally she is my step-mom” and go back to carving a mushroom for their lover #ALSO disa's face boots.. fashion icon. #no one is doing it like her

[juniemoe]

missing skip fights mod so bad

#there's too many enemies in the hinterlands with the mages and templars and bandits #it drives me nuts to have to fight every few minutes #i don't miss other mods tbh #maybe cosmetic mods would be nice for arne but there's not any mods for male dwarves anyway so #wait i lied #i also miss the mod that shortens the time on war table missions #🎮 vilna plays games

[ofdarklands]

🎵 i know you got the goods for mitr'a and at least one is blind guardian

oh of course there is! containing myself to only one once again

- Drafur Och Gildur - Hedningarna a bit how i imagine the keeper music to sound. he may play it a bit heavier than traditional

- Fungal Funk - Danny Baranowsky and this is the kind of thing he's making with his evil bard powers at the moment. everyone else is like 'how the fuck are you making those sounds with a wooden string instrument'

- Humans Are Such Easy Prey - Perturbator you KNOW they tell some wild shit in garlemald, not all false. also That Quest you know the one

- Grave Digger - Blues Saraceno closest thing i have for a shipping song. end of shb 'have to free myself to finish my duty/have to go get my cat while dying' era double pov

- Dark Cloud's Rising - Blind Guardian the Journey, man

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Bonus: dedicating this song to arr eorzea and her issues <3

#mitr'a #>:3c #drafur och gildur is actually about some dwarves and trolls ambushing each other but i love the video this person gave it #i just really like hedningarna #they don't have many songs with male voices though so

[curls-cat]

updates in reading tolkien: im on the silmarillion now bc my hold for it came in before return of the king. this is not a book.

#it's like reading one of those really dry collections of mythology #only it's all about elves #and im kinda... bored of elves these days? #idk maybe it's bc so many people have taken the Tolkien elf model and run with it #but tall willowy wise ancient elves are just kinda boring these days #tell me about the dwarves tolkien #god bless pratchett for giving dwarves the cultural nuance they deserve

[livelaughlaios]

I'm not kidding when I say that I spend waking hours daydreaming about policy draft for Melini like I need to put my hands on a world bible idc how I have THOUGHTS. like yeah again I joke about shipping but my main idea for a fic is like about. Immigration policy. I'm sick I'm a pervert

#dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #why did you do this to me personally ryoko kui #i KNOW its a fairy tale ending i appreciate it #BUT i need to know... what type of monarchy it is... how do they handle the succession issue... #what about the population of Melini... how many are left... are the former nobles ok with the reforms... #do they have a standing army. the dwarves could be a problem if they dont #oooooh my god oooh my god im so worried about the dwarves #meowing to myself

[aspiringnexu]

AU of LOTR and the Hobbit but from the Ring’s perspective. Basically a snarky commentary the whole way.

*Ring get cut off of Sauron’s hand*

*Freeze frame*

“Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering-”

*Ring abandons Gollum after it gets sick of hearing his voice senses an opportunity and is found by Bilbo, the exact same creature that just had it but uncorrupted and clothed*

“Oh for fuck’s sake. Please tell me you don’t like fish. Or living in dark wet caves for centuries.”

*Bilbo reunites with Thorin’s company and Gandalf, the only Maia for miles*

“Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, keep it calm keep it cool, don’t you DARE SAY A WORD YOU HOBBIT SNITCH!”

*The first leg of the Journey*

A running reel of the Ring attempting to tempt every member of the Fellowship with dreams and visions and growing more and more frustrated as it’s promises of power and glory don’t seem to do much.

*Tom Bombadil*

The Ring slamming it’s metaphorical head into the ground, “Make. Him. Stop.”

#LOTR #the hobbit #the one ring #kind of an AU if you squint #follows canon to the letter just from the one 'character' who can't speak or emote #Sauron is snarky the Ring is gonna be snarky #and severely fed-up #it made Bilbo a bit of a dick at times but otherwise it was used as a glorified cloaking device #he could have murdered so many wood-elves but he just stole treats and broke the dwarves out of prison #what a waste

[ragrfisk]

Me on day 2 of being sick: hehehe I’m gonna draw monsters but dwarf

Me on day 9:

#artists on tumblr #illustration #digital art #art #dwarf #procreate #original character #dwarves #ttrpg memes #ttrpg stuff #ttrpg #too much free time #hot dwarves #rpg #ttrpg community #i have so many plans