#wait i lied

[just-a-queer-crow]

I love the 118 crew theyre all fucking stupid

#watching season 7 #who cares!!! #theyre so stupid #theyre literally family #family makes each other stupider #this season is peak camp #this show is a comedy #i love tommy immediately being ride or die for them #he knows 2 of them and thats it #911 #911 abc #911 show #911 season 7 #911 fox #tommy kinard #evan buckley #eddie diaz #henrietta wilson #chimney han #howard han #athena grant #bobby nash #OH!!! Also!!! athena and bobby r the perfect couple actually #wait i lied #madney is the perfect couple #maddie buckley

[murdrdocs]

Merlin from Kingsman was my bald man sexual awakening ❤️❤️

im afraid hes mine too

#wait i lied #stanley tucci was mine #celeste’s chats

[juniemoe]

missing skip fights mod so bad

#there's too many enemies in the hinterlands with the mages and templars and bandits #it drives me nuts to have to fight every few minutes #i don't miss other mods tbh #maybe cosmetic mods would be nice for arne but there's not any mods for male dwarves anyway so #wait i lied #i also miss the mod that shortens the time on war table missions #🎮 vilna plays games

[lokilysolbitch]

this is gonna sound so silly BUT if someone (who is definitely not me of course) got that "brain wants to split a fictive" feeling based off of just the concept of a name and a mythical entity, and then a while later could get a sense of said fictive, like demeanor, visuals, even if the original source had no such details and this someone also did not put any effort into creating this fictive's personality, and additionally if this someone could track exactly why this fictive would need to split (a specific trait of ptsd), and this someone had also recently sort of suddenly had that ptsd trait kind of just,,,,,,,,,vanish,,,,,,,,

could that fictive be like actually already split orrrrrrrr did i-- i mean did the someone just make it up

#okay fine ill go add them in simply plural #i just dont think theyve fronted so im convinced i made them up #but also not all alters front #and im the host so of course i would be kept in the dark about a good chunk of the alters #especially trauma holders #he may just be way deep in the inner world #WAIT I LIED #I PROBABLY DID SEE HIM FOR A BIT SOMEWHERE AROUND THE FRONT AREA #HOW ELSE WOULD I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE #did #osdd #pdid #pdid system #osddid #dissociative system #did osdd #handmadeorganicpost

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

Drawing the roleswap au and Spencer and Jack's designs are so fucking funny to me. Jack looks exactly the same with just slightly messier/longer hair and Spencer wears his flannel around his waist and ties his hair back. those are like the main differences

#wait i lied #their injuries swap too #aka spencers missing a leg and jack has the slit throat #unless... #had a thought #what if their injuries kept. #but instead of a prosthetic the collector aka jerry “upgraded” jack with mimic parts. #and jack accidentally killed spencer in a panic when rosa needed him so she revived him #idk #what do yall prefer

[cakesintheair]

me when i make my 173972 ocs for a specific media

#stardew valley #stardew oc #sdv farmer #(s) #kokoocs #wait i lied #i only have like 20 ish #myart

[dr-drckken]

@uffdah-riley

#i think they are so lovable and cute #a little MUFFIN honestly #love how many moving parts there are for them and yet they are just so #idk what the word for it is but just #wait i lied #i think the tumblerinas would refer to them as #a comfort character #<3

[pissed-whizard]

should i shoot my shot soul first or tits first?

#i mean lol #just saying hi is a good start 😜 #im sure both are beautiful #ask #anon #wait i lied #... #send soul pics #👀 #lmao

[nyssasorbit]

I at least got Azrael to a point that I'm satisfied with

#shroom doodles #WIP #Elizabeth|Azrael #I don't have the sanity for these ornaments rn #not every spur-of-the-moment idea I can bring to fruition lmao #sad face #it's very crooked but also #I'm not going to finish it rn so it's not a big deal #don't worry about the crookedness #wait I lied #I forgot Maggie's is also basically done #KJFHGSJKFGHJKDF I FORGOT THE HALO

[51ft]

hi

#doodle #shadowzel #ive been listening to take me to church again..'ill worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies' #yeahhHHHHH #shadowheart #lae'zel #baldur's gate 3 #wait i just realized i flipped it the wrong way uuhhhhh i was gonna draw the scar later so its not technically incorrect but...OH WELL #i just realized the shapes at the back look like the patreon logo that was not my intention #WAIT HOW COULD I FORGET #shartzel #nvm sorry for people who reblogged the other version already i flipped it so now there will forever be two versions floating arou

[asterixer]

Ass kicking outfit

#lies of p #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p laxasia #my art #LISTEN AS SOON AS I SAW THIS COSTUME AND THE OTHER ACCESSORIES I WAS LIKE WAIT A MINUTE #anyway im sorry laxasia but p is the star here

[smlbirdds]

Paper Rings ruined me in maybe the best way possible, I haven’t gotten these two out of my mind since reading.

art based on beautiful fic by @eeriebarbie <3

#can’t wait to see how it turns out oh gosh #I’m sorry I’m screaming your name on like 3 platforms at once rn I’m sorry #once I feel better I’m drawing breagan doing LI things because I said so #brett x Ralph’s Italian ice is real I know he order bubble gum flavor #my art #inside job #breagan #brett hand #reagan ridley

[whatsupspaceman]

seeing anime-onlys get on board with kabru/laios is obviously funny because they haven't interacted yet in the show. at least not when kabru has been alive lol. & so folks r just going off of out of context manga panels floating around. but what is far more funny is how hard kabru/mithrun is going to hit them out of left field

#i know the obsession lies herein needing to find a ship outlet for peoples freak obsession with laois. and i so get it. #but yall have not even had mithrun introduced to this dynamic yet. genuinely cant wait #also laois & mithruns insane dynamic. where kabru loves to Think about murder mithrun has had his hands around laios' throat at LEAST twice #anyway i saw so much more of mithrun kabru before the anime. i am glad that people love laois so much too though #anyway i love talking about character dynamics please do not take this actually seriously #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kinda... #mithrun #kabru of utaya #laois touden #labru #kabumisu #text

[hyakunana]

The special edition of Venigni's Landmark Guide

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #pinocchio #red fox #black cat #lop fox #lop cat #fanart #comics #literally me first time i met them: i dont trust them- but they cant trust me either so maybe we should get along #cuts the scene fox and cat are perhaps my fav side story in this game #look i run this page since my old gold ygo days and since then you can tell i have a weak spot to siblinghood #doin those comics during my short time between jobs but honestly i cant wait for holiday season fghjkl

[crybaby-bkg]

Trainer Bakugou who you're a little terrified of the first day you're paired with him. when asking for a trainer at the gym, you had expected the friendly redhead who always looked so sweet and encouraging and cut as hell. you weren't expecting his grumpy looking blond counterpart, who was all glares and shouts for his clients to keep pushing themselves.

you were hesitant at first, before you quickly realized that it was all a ruse, for the most part. he pushed those who needed that extra encouragement, but was more lenient to people like you who simply wanted a professionals guidance. so, after a few weeks, you liked him for the most part, and his looks damn sure made it easier to cozy up to the big guy.

the only issue you've been having with Bakugou though are the...coregasms, as you've seen them been named on social media, that you keep experiencing. the first time, you weren't sure what it was, why your stomach and pelvis kept tightening up. you couldn't have...climaxed, or anything. you hadn't even been touched!

but, as the weeks go by, and the workouts get more strenuous, they've become harder and harder to subside and ignore, and so had Bakugou's commands to keep going when you suddenly stopped. you can only lie and say its cramps so many times before he realizes that something is up.

you're midway through a good morning, when that familiar feeling starts tightening in the pit of your gut. you clench your eyes shut, shaking your head a little, as if you could ward off the impending feeling. bakugou notices though, frowning at your almost pained expression in the mirror, walking up behind you to stop you as you pull yourself back up. his hands are on your waist, and as you come up, you feel his bulge glide over the curve of your ass, and something in you snaps.

you gasp, buckling over, one hand on your knee as the other reaches back for bakugou's hand to keep you up as your thighs shake. you can feel yourself spasming, clenching and unclenching around nothing, secretly wishing you had something that could fill you up, something that you felt throb against you as bakugou leaned over your form.

"Another coregasm, huh?" he asks you lowly, his lips brushing your ear as you bite your bottom lip to hold back your moan. your eyes buck open though, when his words sink in, head tipping back to look at him in the mirror, only to find his gaze already on you.

"You knew every time?" you ask quietly, panting now that its finally starting to pass over you. but bakugou doesn't let you up from this position, especially since the area you're in seems to be desolate for now.

"It's hard to ignore how pretty you look when you cum, sweetheart." Bakugou seals his words with a firm press to your ass, his cock rubbing the seam, and you can practically feel the heat and veins of it through your thin bottoms. you groan under your breath, getting lost in the feeling of him grinding against you, when he suddenly speaks again.

"You still feel it?" he asks, voice low as he looks at you through his lashes. you nod, biting at your bottom lip as you meet the steady rock of his hips, watching how he smiles before slotting his lips against your ear.

"Want me to help make it go away?" and he does, in the employee locker room after hours. he makes it go away, and rebuild, and go away again and again until you're hoarse and your legs are weaker than they typically are on leg day. bakugou helps the ache go away, but not for that sweet redheaded coworker of his, whose fists have fucked his cock the entire time of watching bakugou rail you over the locker room bench again and again.

#remember when I said in my lion bkg tags that I would write that long fic #sorry but I lied 😔 #idk its been so hard to write long fics for me lately!! #I thought it would be better since the brunt of everything in my life has passed #but the creative energy isn't all the way there yet #so I won't rush the process of it!!! when I let it come to me I typically bang out like #3-5 fics in two weeks lol so im waiting for that feeling #but anyway!!! I love trainer character aus they're so seggsy #also I had to throw in eiji sorry what else could I have done #NOT put him in this somehow???? I don't think so #okay bye im gonna write another Drabble ive had in my drafts for a few weeks now LOL #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #also has anyone ever actually experienced a coregasm before??? I saw it on insta and was amazed LOL #I need to start working on my core more to get one lol if im LUCKY

[evilhorses]

@meanbossart ‘s du drow save me from my art block

I guess he spooked him

#my art #helix #bg3 tav #other peoples ocs #me playing subnautica for 5 hours straight then immediately drawing this #how does du drow feel about head butting ? #wait cartoon logic trying to head butt to reverse amnesia #I love du drow so much absolute beast of a man <3 #I used had to use a basketball photo for the pose reference lmaoooo #also just realizing how BLUE DU looks my ipad lied to me 😩