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b1mbodoll · 8 months

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i dont know why hybrid breeders thought it was a perfect idea to put bunny!you in a cage with wolf!nicho (＞人＜;) he so obviously could break you to pieces but instead he likes to play with you! pulling on your ears and flicking your tail :( it's enough to make you whine everytime but he doesn't care !!!! and eventually when his heat comes, you can tell bcs hes twice as mean when teasing you, pushing you down and lifting your ass up so he could "play with you like normal" but the whole time his hybrid cock is running against your pussy TT n when you get really fussy it gets hard not to fill you all the way up completely (non con) ★★★ literally theres no way you're getting out of his hold! you can cry and try to push him away but hes 10x stronger than you and his heat makes him soooo hot all he can think abt is making your tummy swell up with his pups! (so unrealistic but i know you're into it but imagine him fucking his knot into you so deep it starts pooling out your mouth and your eyes are rolled back and u cant do anything but feel it completely)

love 🎀 anonie!

pairings: nicholas wang x f! reader

warnings: hybrids + inflation + knotting + breeding + blood + noncon + jealousy + a/b/o dynamics + drool + daddy kink + subspace + inflation

💌: i had to prio this bc its so dreamy like 😵‍💫 u included a lot of my fave kinks n tropes n im so thankful i love u so much for swndinf this my way idk how much i can add on bc its lrtrly perfect but i hope i do it justice !

the first time you and nicho r forced into the same cramped cage your heart was racing and ur tail was twitching so bad :( your reaction tugged at nicho’s heartstrings but the lust he felt was overpowering any bit of sympathy. he’s not a complete monster so he doesn’t take your virginity immediately. instead the wolfboy satiates his sick need to torment you by tugging at your loppy ears and mouthing at your cotton tail, strings of saliva coat the entire thing n pool at your asshole.

he doesn’t go any further yet, has to get you used to the “tame” stuff before he can fuck you raw. tries to hold back for as long as he can but the closer he gets to his rut, the less self control he has n it’s your fault he’s got his teeth planted on your shoulder as he slips his cockhead inside. “your pussy is so tiny, bunny,” he murmers, words slightly slurred from the drool escaping him, “gonna fuckin’ tear you apart.”

before he’s able to fill you up completely, nicho’s needed in the breeding room n your handler lets you out into the gated pasture, doing their best to keep you two in seperate enclosures from that moment on.

it’s been a week since your caging situation was sorted n the wolfboy is lucky if he catches a glimpse of you through a fence. words cant describe how furious nicholas is, snarling at the sight of bunny hybrid! euijoo cuddling up to you under a tree wishing he could scare the male into submitting to him n prove to you that he’s the prime mating choice.

it’s not long before your luck runs out and wolf! nicholas corners you after your caretakers have gone to bed. he’s so large and intimidating and his cold stare makes your legs shake with fear. the silence is deafening and he breaks it by asking to play, the question making your blood run cold because in his world, “playing” means letting him grope you n leave bloody lovebites across your chest. he doesn’t bother waiting for a reply because no matter how much you refuse he’s not gonna leave you alone. he needs to touch you.

nicho decides to go about toying with you differently this time. has to put you in your place n get it through your head that you nd your bunnycunt belong to him! snarls when he gets a whiff of euijoo’s scent, “present f’me, slut” he demands and the need to obey is so strong. has you opening your legs immediately, small hands spreading your hole open to expose your pussy. he groans at the sight and his mind becomes cloudy due to his impending rut, cant take the time to prep your cunt for his huge cock so he just opts to get it over with and makes you take his entire length in one go. “knew you’d feel good ‘round my cock,” his voice is thick, “gonna make you have my pups, bun.” more filthy words are directed to you n they have you keening, fucking yourself on his cock faster n faster.

it’s easy to slip into a submissive headspace, the feeling of his balls slapping your clit and knot beginning to inflate are overwhelmingly delicious leaving you no choice but to beg. “pleasepleaseplease cum, alpha! need your knot so bad i hafta make you a daddy!” nicholas fucking howls when his seed shoots directly into your womb and it makes your eyes cross. even after his knot reaches its full size he continues grinding his cock into you, cum getting pushed so deep inside it spills out of your open mouth n trickles down your chin. he’s too far gone and can’t stand the sight of his semen dripping out, cups your jaw with his hands n covers your mouth, makin you choke on the creamy fluid <3

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captainwholecake · 11 months

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Hello!! 🏵️ How are you? And how areyou guys dealing with the heat?? I'm from France and here it's finally a bit cold so I can say that we're good for now 👀 Could I please request a headcanon for Zoro, Law and Ace if you don't mind? (separately) About how they would react to a small sized fem!reader?? With like the cute moments AND the feisty HORNY! ones 👀?? Thank you! (If you don't feel comfortable doing fem s/o i don't mind gn 👌😊)

A/n: I got this so late its almost winter here but the heat was fine and I’m going to try going the fem route but I’ll still add some gn elements so my enby, masc, queerfluid homies, and anyone else who isn’t fem can enjoy this

enjoy the long comeback post homies! ;)

Warnings: Look me in the eyes and tell all three of these mf don’t have some type of size kink / praise kink … anyways, nsfw because of horniness

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Roronoa Zoro

* Wano Zoro is fire btw

anyways, the praise kink size kink middle ground

Law has a gaint size kink and Ace has a praise kink no more context is needed

Okay, lets not go on about the horniness first

I think he would be fine with it

Would ABSOLUTELY love getting shit off shelves and shit for his s/o but definitely acts like he doesn’t

Like some Tsudere bs

why do I feel like hed head pat them a lot

Its his love language ????

I imagined him snickering after he makes fun of his s/o being short and they make a angry face

whatelse sfw stuff do I want to say??

Imagining he would like to pick his s/o a lot

Bridal style, like a sack of potatoes, literally anything

ITS HIS LOVE LANGUAGE x2

He’d also give his s/o piggyback rides/let them sit on his shoulders whenever the crew is exploring and shit

Anyways, enough sfw

Like said on top the middle ground

He’d be in his s/o struggling take him

He’d coo at them about how adorable they look

LOVESSSS putting his s/o legs on his shoulders

(COUGH) also the mating press (COUGH)

you know that scene in the love equation where adam somehow puts olives whole breast in his mouth ??? Why do I think Zoro would try to do that ???

Face sititing??? yessir

loves his s/o being on top time to time

Okay, so I forgot about the praise kink part. i should clarify that the praise kink goes with the cooing and a lil of the heart pats

He’d see them struggling and go like “aw look at you taking like that, good baby” “sweetheart you’re taking me so well” type of way

Trafalgar Law

Have I used this gif before? I feel like I have but oh well

HES THE KINKIEST MF ON THE PLANET IN THE WHOLE ANIME MEN TELL ME I’M WRONG

ANYWAYS, ANYWAYS

Okay, so I feel having a small s/o for him would just him melting

Also having turn on a maternal instinct whenever their not in his slight

Penguin and Saichi going “uhh I think their with bepo” and Law loses it

He knows they can’t fight for themselves and all but also knows that they think their Chihuahua whose bigger then they’re actually are

anjssjejejw i’m so soft imagining how soft he would be

I feel he’d lean down sometimes to be at eye level them

so many forehead kisses

I have feel like all the important stuff on sleeves are low lever bc you its a submarine and all

but if they weren’t oh he make sure they were just for them

Can I say he would be OBSESSE with his s/o sitting in his lap?

Like he’s doing doctor shit late at night and his s/o has their head tucked into his neck 🥺🥺

To the whore bs

He’s probably the most into it when its comes nsfw activities

He’s SOOO into the size difference

Loves having his s/o suck on his fingers bc how big they are compared to his s/os mouth

Especially his thumb. Theres something about his hand cradling their jaw that gets him

Law would be one of those headpusher types but only do it when he knows the other person is okay with it (consent king)

He also loves the sound his s/o gagging bc their struggling to take him in their mouth (which is why he’s specifically a headpusher he makes them gag on purpose)

Strong would try use his devil fruit power in the bedroom energy

idk he takes their head off to show them exactly how small they are compared to him

Portgas D. Ace

I LOVE HIM OMG HES SO PRECIOUS WHY DID ODA KILL HIM (why does it look like he lit a blunt on fire in this gif)

Okay, the loml next

This teasing bitch

Would put stuff on the higher shelves so they have to ask for help

walks into the kitchen in shock and disappointment when he sees his s/o has climbed on the counter to get thing they need

pouts literally pouts when they don’t ask for his help to get stuff

THE WAY he wants one those cliche moments of ‘person a’ needs something high up but can’t get it so ‘person b’ surprises them by with warning getting said thing for them BUT CAN NEVER GET IT

Loves to carry is s/o around like zoro only difference for him is its need not a want

Will put his hat on them for the sole purpose of it making them look smaller by it going over their eyes

He also thinks they look good with it on

He loves when his s/o basically sleeps on top of him

You know sharing body heat (mf is made of fire)

Really likes to dip his head down when kissing his s/o and goes feral when it leads to him picking his s/o up and being at the same height

I’m getting to the whore shit now

Another thing with the hat, he absolutely LOVES it be on his s/o when their riding him

Praises galore

Always talking about how pretty his s/o and how well they take him

5 bucks says half of those praises are whimpers and whines

Can’t take his hands off their thighs (his hands are so oh big compared their legs)

Has to have their ankles on his shoulder

can not have his head in his s/o neck telling them how good they feel (WHY AM I SO PRO LOVE DRUNK ACE???)

Really likes wall sex bc hold them to be eye to eye with him

Last thing, this probably started as aftercare but just became something Ace does to comforts his s/o but he really likes to kiss both his s/o cheeks, then their forehead, tip of the of nose, and lastly a peck on the lips

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A/n: the author note up top is from like October when I started writing this but I’m too lazy to change it but rn it’s really hot where I live, I need a job to pay off half my car but all the places I apply too never call me, send email saying their full staffed/i’m not moving forward, or when I do interview I don’t get a job :( but i’m doing good

Hope you enjoyed this massive comeback post :)

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mako-neexu · 1 month

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If the theory about Chaldean actually being a version of Solomon from Chaldeas turns out to be true, as a Romani fan, would you be content with the possibility of him being summonable? Or do you think such possibility doesn’t exist at all/would you want Chaldean to be summonable at all? It feels like Nasu is preparing his identity reveal to happen in Antarctica, but nevertheless Chaldean claims he isn’t familiar with our Chaldea. Considering Dr.Roman has been a fan favourite for years and the fact that it’s heavily implied he’s Ritsuka’s hope (they think about him when they’re at their lowest), do you think there’s a way for Chaldean to somehow be relevant to Mash and Ritsuka? There’s also Mash’s “I wasn’t even able to say goodbye to him” regret, so I feel like Nasu is kind of preparing some type of closure in the finale? But since he claimed to be an enemy of Chaldea, I do wonder if it’s just gonna be a soul-crushing mentally exhausting battle against him as to parallel Solomon chapter (as if Romani’s fans weren’t tortured already smhhhh)

A lot of yapping I’m sorry… but just wanted to ask what are your overall thoughts on this whole Chaldean situation

okok so like ive said in the past (especially during december last year) everyone was saying they want a summonable romani because you know, feels and everyone loves roman. but i dont want a summonable romani. i think he shouldnt be summonable at all. whether the servant bears his name or his face, it doesnt matter to me. he shouldnt be summonable. he literally sacrificed himself at temple of time. he's suffered for a decade after wishing to be human and the grail granted him that. but at the last moment, his clairvoyance prevented him from having a normal human life and so his duty once more shackled him in this life as well. he was plagued with nightmares, always running away from his fears, it was a life where he couldnt live peacefully and he was a coward afraid of being close to others. and in the end, just when he was having fun, he had to give everything up. his life, his responsibilities, his existence, he made a self-sacrifice to save guda and mash and chaldea- paved the way for the future. it wouldnt make romani happy if he was ever summoned as a servant. because the burden of those memories as solomon, god's agent, the king of magic and grand caster- heroic spirit of the World, would be there and he would be bound to his duty for as long as he remembers. so the best ending for him is to be a free human without anything weighing him down. a life of normalcy just like he's always wanted.

as for chaldean, we barely know anything about him except for stuff like him having a sword, has medical knowledge, along with golden eyes and scars and a uniform almost the same as romani except the green part replaced with black. and yeah, i think we will see him in antarctica or maybe after the ruler ordeal call? depends on what happens..

considering chaldean is wearing "soemthing close to" romani's face, it is highly likely nasu will be writing those parts for romani and mash? but i do think chaldean came from the alien world. "that body" most likely comes from there as well. afaik theres not much info about it yet besides alien world, the apostles, marisbury's plan to bleach the earth all along that ensures the safety of the human order yet is cosmically regarded as a threat.

that said.. chaldean could also be goetia but if you see how he speaks in JP i remember everyone saying its completely different….that it isnt goetia at all but its also neither roman which led some people to theorize its galahad instead bc of the sword. again no one knows so far so we just have to wait and hope :P

and its okay! thank you for telling me your thoughts!

#ask #anon

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voiceofsword · 1 year

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Psssst. If you have any headcannons to spare, how do you think Crazy: B is at handshake/fan events 👀 Ever since Mika mentions a fans itabag I’ve been obsessed

OK this one wont be super long bc ill be accompanying it with doodles but, u know the drill, under read more so i dont stretch people’s dashboards out

im gonna start with rinne i think he is VERY enthusiastic. he’s so happy to be there man. like he’s usually loud and kind of obnoxious regardless but this brings it out even more, most fans eat it up bc thats just his persona now, right. if any older fans show up he gets a bit softer/quieter to accommodate for them because he trusts them.

if he notices fans being too shy/awkward he’ll try his best to hype them up and make them feel welcome i.e everybody be nice to this fan or i’ll blow this whole place up! but at the same time it’s like the second he sniffs out that they’re nervous he becomes a bit more pushy (WELL-MEANING OFC) AND IT CAN GET TO BE ALMOST SCARY… HE WILL EITHER GET SOFT AND UNDERSTANDING OR HE WILL EXPLODE ON U AND TRY TO MAKE U EXCITED WITH HIM THERES NO IN-BETWEEN… he will point out that ur nervous and ask u why that is. maybe poke a little bit of fun. obviously not enough to make you cry or whatever but enough for you to shake a little bit, so that after you leave you can look back at the pictures and memories like damn im actually glad rinne amagi helped me out of my shell

hes like an apex predator he can sense fear but instead of k wording you he forces you to do peace signs with him in photos

niki like always is super friendly and welcoming. he tries his best to make fans have fun! he isn’t nearly as pushy as rinne and doesn’t really pry. he makes small talk and if he thinks you smell nice he Will point it out! he will compliment and laugh a lot and overall be very silly. 80% of any event he’s playing footsie with rinne under the table and occasionally during fan meets they’ll start play bickering both for The Bit and also because they cant go too long without doing it it sustains them.

one concerning thing about niki is that regardless of the circumstances he will always ALWAYS accept food, even though he is not supposed to. he sneaks off to eat snacks to prevent hunger pangs and if any fan catches him while offering food he will most assuredly be like oh hell ya, which is why the other guys are constantly on the look-out for him. while almost all fans do it in good faith i can imagine he’s gotten sick from at least one instance of this happening but he never learns because he cannot for the life of him turn down stuff he can eat. kohaku and rinne literally always have an eye on him to make sure his breaks stay short and to haul his ass back to the table

himeru is perfect. like as a meet and greet idol he is exemplary. it’s almost scary. he gives the perfect amount of small talk, compliments you just enough, smiles the whole time. holds your hand for enough time, brushes his hair behind his ear acting all handsome, laughs at anything and everything that might be a joke….it’s like he has a mental checklist for every encounter. he studies this shit every night before an event so he has it down to a T. he makes meeting the others feel like youre talking to the teletubbies

like rinne he senses fear and while he doesnt push like rinne does it’s almost like. he’s smug about it. he knows he’s that good! HE’S SO RADIANT YOU CAN’T LOOK AT HIM FOR TOO LONG…

ok lastly kohaku! kohaku i feel like would definitely try his best to copy himeru. he thinks the other two are not good examples, so partly himeru’s trying to show off because he knows kohaku is watching. being good friends with aira also has him practicing this a lot with him, too. but on his own kohakuchan is good at talking to people, slightly less good at maintaining eye contact or handshakes but he’s working on it! you can tell he’s new to it but he’s trying his best so it makes it all the more endearing.

the other three point it out a lot when they think he or the fans can’t hear. not in a malicious way theyre just happy to see kohaku’s having fun. his encounters definitely feel a little more rushed but not because he necessarily wants it to be over you can tell hes just a bit more nervous to be 1 on 1. sometimes the other guys do something stupid in the sidelines so he can get angry and have him let loose. anyways Be nice to him

#THIS ONE WAS RLY FUN LOL it reads kind of like. a y/n post. which i dont hate. but its foreign to me #crazy:b #mimthinks

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sooniebby · 8 days

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FOR REAL LIKE . for example, i get having a teeny pain kink or liking being degraded or whatever, or even having a blood fetish even tho that confuses me personally but i mean i like being degraded UNDER MODERATION!! certain kinks that branch off of degradation, um. slut shaming, just to name names i guess... its um.

very...

easy.

to take that too far.

and then when its taken too far it gets into some of the stuff booktok girls like to read and i mean some of those books are pretty drool worthy but some of them are just traumatizing and/or making existing trauma worse than it already was. esp with me, bc i was heavily slut shamed in middle school by a guy that i really liked, and it really truly did traumatize me very heavily. i mean i can write it if someone requests it but if one does then bud ur fic is gonna take a few days to write, because i am a writer, and writers tend to be human beings. and human beings tend to have fragile feelings and fall onto a widely expanding spectrum of needs and methods for dealing with trauma.

and that leads me back to my point about the gojo stans. one: yes, poor normal gojo stans (even tho that species really never prospered much and theres not a lot of them left).

and for the other gojo stans-

i personally was being a little extreme, i might write for gojo, but gojo fics will be few and far between because one, physical attractiveness-wise, he just doesnt do it for me besides the eyes and white hair. and hes tall but thats it bc personality and mindset heavily affect physical attractiveness in my eyes.

and i personally cannot stand him because of that and a variety of other reasons, including that

hes annoying, cocky, and i agree with akutami in that he has absolutely no personality aside from his trauma, which yes is valid literally he lost his best friend to the dark side, but he doesnt deal with it well.

or at all honestly.

thank you for coming to my ted talk and im solly it was so long.

Lolol, I love Ted talks

Anyway, I understand what you’re saying. A lot of requests I get really makes me uncomfortable lmao.

Like, I actually kinda hate degradation as a kink, but I still write it cuz it’s nothing terrible. I can handle it

There has only been once that I got a kink that I just had to refuse, it was baby trapping (apparently that’s a kink 😒) I just can’t do that, I feel like there’s stuff that needs to have limits

I don’t call for people who write weird shit to be in jail or something… but in my opinion, you gotta be able to handle the judgement you get from people if you tell them. Cuz somethings are weird and gross and it’s really a wonder why you like that even if it’s just “fiction” lol

Also yeah.. gojo doesnt doesn’t do much for me tbh. I prefer reading him getting his cheeks clapped by Geto. My main man is Choso 🫶🏼😼 he beautiful or whatever

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celestie0 · 15 days

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this is probably overbearing or too much, but it’s genuine i swear. have u ever actually gave head to a man? i’ve never done that but i’m lowkey kinda scared to if i’m ever put in the position to, like fr, how does one do that? how do you even give “good head”? AND HOW DO YOU NOW THROW UP ON IT 😭😭😭

i’m sorry

hi my dear LOLLL you’re so valid for this dw

hmm i think firstly a guy shouldnt ever put you in that sort of position if you don’t want to or you don’t feel ready obviously. don’t let any guy make you feel pressured to if you don’t want to

but yea lol w that being said im no oral sex goddess lmfaoo but there are basics to giving head like no teeth, making sure his dick stays wet so theres no uncomfy friction, eye contact, generally the more fucked out you look the hotter he’ll find it (this used to be a big insecurity of mine is that there’s no way i look “pretty” or “cute” while sucking dick cuz of the angle n action etc but tbh i’ve been told that it’s hot to them either way lol)

also yea if u have a massive gag reflex dont bother to deep throat HAHA i have one too, i can kinda handle if im slow enough, but you really dont need to take it all the way just to impress. imo deepthroating is just porn stuff (or maybe thats what i tell myself to feel better lol)

also ive never given head unless i wanted to, even when i was in a relationship. i’ve never given it as a “favor”, its something i’d only do if it genuinely turns me on too. i think it’ll be easier to do if you just genuinely wanna suck his dick lol

idk if this helps at all but your fears are so valid, first few times might feel really awkward bc it can feel like there’s a lot of things to keep track of, but (1) w practice you’ll be fine (2) you can always just ask him what he does or doesn’t like (3) the right guy will just be thrilled you’re willing to do it in the first place

HAHAH ok mediocre sex ed over

#didnt expect to write this much #to succ dique or to not succ dique #that is the question #good luck to u anon #asks #anon

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carmoronic · 2 years

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Im a little b1tch so im anonymous💀

Anyways,

Could you do Hanako, Kou, Tsukasa and Teru with an S/O who suffers from severe paranoid (ex. Has trouble relaxing, feeling safe, letting guard down, etc) because of some past trauma?

Im not sure how many characters you allow sorry that there's four-

(If theres too many you can take out Tsukasa)

Have a great day! :D <3

IM LITERALLY SO SORRY IM NOT EVEN THAT FAR IN TBHK I WAS ONLY INTRODUCED TO HANAKO KOU 😭😭 IM SO SO SO SORRY ILL STILL DO THOSE TWO IM LITERALLY SO SORRY OM GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT AGIAN IM SO SORRY have a great day too btw

BTW I STILL NEED REQUEST BC OTHERWISE I CANT THINK OF WHAT TO DO

this will be more like headcannons idk if u wanted it that way but I hope u do 😭

and the trauma will be child abuse cause I couldn’t think of another I’m guessing

Also it’s gonna be shorta short bc idk what to put sorry again

warnings - past trauma of child abuse, I’m really bad at this so if something I say doesn’t relate to being paranoid please tell me again im sorry if it happens ☹️

requested - yes

hanako and kou who has a s/o who suffers with paranoia (separately)

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hanako -

he never really noticed it intill he saw you jump at him raising his hand to point out he had a idea and then he put it back down and looked at you and then said “I’m sorry”.

later on when it’s just u and him he decides to ask you about it and while he just notices u spaced out randomly while asking so he just calls ur name sorta loud but not loud

you come back and he asked you what happened earlier and you said you didn’t wanna talk about it atm and he understood.

But the next few days you understood hanako was just worried so u opened up to him and told him it wasn’t his fault you jumped you just had very bad paranoia and that was caused of ur trauma.

He understood and started to show a lot more affection only cause he thought it would make u feel better + it did

he hugs u a lot more often most of the time there very tight!!

kisses ur nose a little lol

A side thing he would do

he would protect u ( he always did )

sorry it’s short I didn’t really know what to do !!!

Kou -

I lowkey think he would sorta share being paranoid sometimes with u

This is where I got lazy btw.. 😭😭

Kou would definitely notice it first time u give a sign because he really does care for you and therefore he would always be looking out for u <3

He sorta knows this stuff since I think he would share this with you sometimes (not for trauma tho) but yeah and I think he would try calming u down if ur having a panic attack or anything that’s not good.

but mostly he’s a tsundere so he wouldn’t show affection near others UNLESS it’s very necessarily

But if it’s just u too he wouldn’t mind hugging u or giving small pecks on ur hand nose or cheeks ! <3

Therefore he would always keep hanako away from u just because it’s cute ! <3 :))

And he would always protect u !! :))

#kou x reader #tbhk x reader #tbhk #tbhk anime #yashiro hanako kun #hanako x reader

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kitty-thinks-stuff · 6 months

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Clairmont chocolates (hurt-comfort oc fic)

After a difficult job, Olivia gets a visit from her friend Sam. (mentions murder, theres some crying and angst, also a lot of references to stuff you might not understand bc these oc's are new) Also I don't write a lot so if it's bad just don't tell me

Her hands felt raw.

Olivia had been washing them for 30 minutes now and she swore she could still smell the blood. It burned her nose and scorched her throat. Her face scrunched and she gripped the sink as she felt her eyes start to water.

She couldn't cry. Not today, not right now. Not with Aux in the room across from her and Max in the room right below.

Just as she was about to wash her hands again, she heard a knocking sound coming from her window. Ringleader? Why go through her window?

He always loved a dramatic entrance, she thought. She really couldn't deal with his shit right now. Not after the mission she just finished

The knocking sound came again. Taking a sharp breath in, she walked over to her window and threw it open.

"Fuck off Ring, I can't deal with your- oh."

A dark-haired male stood below her, his floppy bunny ears low and a surprised look on his face.

"Well, hey to you too, pretty girl!" He chuckled.

Even worse.

"Don't call me that, Sam," She bit back, "what do you want."

"What," he hoisted himself up to sit on her windowsill, "I can't pay a visit to my lady friend?"

"I am NOT your lady friend!" She yelled, getting up close to his face as if to emphasize her point.

Sams face dropped; worry painted all over.

"Liv, what's wrong?"

"Nothing! Nothing is wrong! I've just... I've just had a long day."

"So, is this a bad time to tell you I brought some Clairmont chocolates?"

Something in her stomach shifted, a fluttery feeling blooming through her anger.

My favorites.

___

They were laid on her bed, chocolate wrappers strewn all around. Soft blankets wrapped around them; the sunset peeked through the still open window.

“Have you ever been to the north side of the city?”

“Yeah, I’ve stolen a couple things from some bigshots that live over there,” Olivia smiled as she ate another candy.

“No, no, not to steal,” Sam said, “I mean just over there. To enjoy yourself, without being on a job.”

“Poor people don’t get to just ‘hang out’ in the north side, Sam. I’m either there for a job, or I’m not there at all.”

“Well, they have the best restaurants down there, crab and salmon and steak, literally mouthwatering smell. I’ll have to take you down there one day, my treat.”

“Your insane,” she laughed at the absurdity. Her, fancy north side restaurants? None of the clowns had ever been allowed a day to just ‘enjoy themselves’, not that they ever even had the money to do so.

“I don’t know, it’d be nice to at least dream right?”

“I guess it doesn’t hurt.”

“It could, I don’t know, be like a... real date, or something.”

Olivia's smile faltered. They had never really talked about their relationship, or what it was. They knew they could never be together, both from opposite sides of the world. Real dates weren’t a luxury they were allowed.

“I’m sorry, Liv, forget I said anything. It was a stupid idea anyways.”

“No, Sam, it’s fine. I’m fine.”

Even though Sam didn’t look like he believed her, he settled back down onto the bed. An awkward, uncomfortable silence followed behind.

“So, I had a pretty tough mission today,” Olivia said quietly.

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah. Some rich guy from Winstead. Apparently, he and Ring had some arguments over debts. Richy owed him tons of money.”

“Lemme guess, you had to steal some important artifact or something?”

“No. Ring wanted me to kill him,” Olivia muttered. Tears stung at the corner of her eyes, and she bit them back as best as she could.

“Oh. Did you... did you do it?”

There was a heavy silence, like a heavy blanket in the summertime.

“Olivia?”

There was a sniffling sound, and when Sam looked up, he could see she was crying.

“Hey, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to pry!”

“No I,” she stopped to wipe the tears now falling down her face, “I should be the one that’s sorry. I didn’t mean to wrap you into this. It’s just. I feel awful.”

“Haven’t you done jobs like this in the past though?”

“Yeah, but,” she hesitated, more tears wetting her face, “Sam, he had a daughter. A young one, maybe seven or eight. I didn’t even notice until after I did it, but when I was leaving, I saw a photo of them, together. It looked like she had won some kind of award. They looked so... so happy. And I ruined that. I ruined a family for what? Some stupid job!? I should’ve said no, I should’ve checked the house or something.” She looked up at him now, her eyes wet and wide. She was breathing heavily, and she could barely speak without choking up. Her throat felt thick, and she felt like all she could do was continue sobbing.

Sam pulled her into a hug, letting her cry on his shoulder. After a minute or two, when he couldn’t hear the crying anymore, he said quietly, “you couldn’t have known, Liv.”

When he didn’t get a response, he glanced down at her and noticed she had fallen asleep while laying on him. Her face was still soaked with tears and her eyes were puffy, but she looked peaceful and calmer than before. Stifling a laugh, he laid her gently onto her bed, and pulled the blankets over her. He cleared away the wrappers and left the remaining chocolates on her bedside table. He climbed out the window and whispered a small goodnight, closing the window and heading back to his house.

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Olivia woke up with the sun warming her face. Her head felt fuzzy, and she was too comfortable to move. Glancing at the clock on her bedside table, she noticed the chocolates sitting there. She smiled and reached for them. She noticed a small piece of paper tucked under the bag, and confused, she picked it up and read the too-neat handwriting.

To Olivia, Meet me at 6pm, Sweeton Hills restaurant.

Tell Ring no missions

It’s time for a real date.

#i wrote this while watching a shxtou stream #sorry not sorry #clown oc #kitty writes #all the town/city names are made up #also thanks to hearts #they convinced me to write again teehee #also this will be posted on ao3 soon i just dont have an acc yet but SOONNN

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tell me about your aitsf au im so curious whats the deal…

anon i wanna make out with you sloopy style

i love talking about the name origin so ill explain that really quickly: eudaimonia is a greek word that basically means “division by good means” or a “great (as in positive) divide”. i called it this because i consider this au like an other side of the coin type deal, in ai1 saito briefly considers the fact of what would have happened to all of them if he had never killed manaka, this au is like, my take on that.

ah i dont wanna just have a block of text click the thingy you sexy thing you

yeah this is a manaka lives au. saito still goes on to become the other half of the cyclops killers, but he gets much less enjoyment out of it because his assiociation with killing is not as important and does it mainly at rohans behest. his relationship with his father is better / worse also because him sabotaging the plant never happened here either. points of the main plot still happen like the second psync machine, hayato and saito’s psync, but because there IS no hit on iris and hitomi theres a lot of stuff i move around (like the hayato rohan psync, how hayato comes to find out whos the cyclops killers, etc etc) and i decide to do some hand wavy magic, the hayato and saito psync goes weird—because they both have the capability to psync. they both kind of get kicked out of somnium.

in my au psyncers are a much rarer commodity, and i only have plans to include saito, hayato, mizuki (no bibi here srry), + ryuki as psyncers. being a psyncer in this au means that unless you are compatible with that other psyncer, you cant psync with them. so, mizuki can psync with ryuki because they get along and emotionally are connected, whereas saito and hayato hate each other.

back to what i was saying. anyways the plot is a little spotty here bc this au is actually like a sitcom to me but ultimately boss finds out that saito can psync, blackmails so sejima with his murders, and lets rohan take the fall for all of it. she basically comes to “own” saito and they take a lot of measures to control him. he changes the way he looks (see ponytail) and has a plate enforced in his head (the thing that looks like a eyepatch), and changes his last name. hes forced to live with hayato who looks over him and makes sure basically he doesnt kill anyone while working as special agent / himself because hes on like five different medications to make him normal-core.

for hayato he still left hitomi (who co-parents iris with manaka) because of his sordid evil past or whatever. he comes to reconnect with them when iris is like 14-15 and saito is like jesus fucking christ [realizes everything is connected.] mizuki also lives with saito and hayato but not like consistently she just stays over a lot, renju has a very faint idea of who saito is bc hes smart like that but lowkey he doesnt gaf bc hes also neglectful like that. hes like hayato my drinking buddy can you and your murderer boyfriend watch my kid for a week thanks love you ❤️ legally they cant talk ab what saito did, his father, you get what im saying here.

saito, like date, is given aiba after a year of being with abis, she’s meant to be a companion but also takes the role of keeping him in check so hayato can take a back seat regarding that. she shocks him all the time mainly for fun. saito also doesnt have the authorization from boss to use weaponry so hayato tends to hav tag along with him, saito is not allowed to kill because boss considers it an “addiction”, hayato does it for him basically so he can stay “clean”.

hayato is also considered a consultant for abis rather than being a official member because he doesn’t have a ai-ball partner, he’s given tama about two years after saito is given aiba. if you’re wondering where that leaves ryuki and mizuki, ryuki gets maruko and mizuki and saito share aiba.

the plot of ai1 doesnt happen here (so a lot of characters stay alive and they never learn certain things ahh!!) but im working on a murder mystery plot based on ai2, it’ll have to do with ryuki and his family mainly. ill be honest and say i dont really like aini but i love some characters so theyll be here too!!

theres a 100 things i could say but im trying not to infodump lol if you want to know more ab a specific character pls shoot me another ask ill tell you everything ily .

heres some old fic stuff as a treat from me to you

#content (of mine)#ai: the somnium files #au: my very happy divide / eudaimonia #this is your idol speaking #manaka and saito have a very complicated relationship i didnt get into it here but they talk. and its weird #its a lot and i already said a lot id need like another post for all of that #but saito is in a position where he sees iris a lot and iris is much much weirder in this au she has something going on there

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and also abt fan interactions, i do think it’s weird when fans act like or feel like they know the guys and say things out of pocket sometimes. i know they’re mostly joking and it’s all in good fun but like (sorry for bringing it up again lol) even with dan’s mustache, ppl telling him or messaging him directly on twitter saying to shave it off bc they don’t personally like it was super weird to me. like obviously it’s funny to say things like that i guess and they don’t mean any harm but idk sometimes these same fans talk abt him like they know him so maybe that’s why i find it weird and plus i think dan has said how insecure he is all the time i’m sure he doesn’t want to hear ppl tell him things like that (he probably doesn’t see it all or care but still) and like obv ppl can have their opinion but they don’t have to say it directly to him like they know him lol

people were dming him about his moustache??? jesus christ what is wrong with people. ok lots of thoughts so im going to put it under the read more thing lol

but yeah i completely agree with you. its a funny thing cause i think theres that sort of internet culture humour of being really like blunt or 'savage' and the weird thing about fandoms is that people are almost looking for recognition from other people in the fandom or to become a like 'big name' in it, which sometimes seems to come at the expense of the person/people the fandom is built around.

james acaster talks about it really well here i think and i also know the lead singer of waterparks was on about blocking 'fans' who were literally just constantly saying rude things to him to try and get a response and he said something along the lines of like if you've got a friend who just says mean things about you they're not actually a friend they're just a bully, which like yeah

i agree tho like everyones allowed to have an opinion and stuff but it does bother me how some people speak about dan sometimes. i know its not meant to be that deep but also like its literally his face why should he care if some twitter user a decade younger than him doesnt like his choice of what he does with his own facial hair??? it doesn't matter??? stop just insulting a strangers appearance cause you think its funny wtf lol

#ask #anon #i think the bas fandom is a bit weird cause the core fandom can feel very small and insulated and i do have thoughts™#but i will keep some opinions to myself bc i dont want to completely ostracise myself (not that im in that core fandom but anyway lol)#and also its not my job to police peoples behaviour so #but yeah thats part of the reason why im on here cause he literally does see things that people post on twitter #like that is a known fact #and though i try not to post things that i wouldnt be comfortable with him seeing just out of being respectful #ive said it before and ill say it again it can be hard to judge those boundaries in fandom spaces i think sometimes #but the thing is i also reckon there are people who literally would go up to him irl and say shit about his moustache or whatever #cause they dont grasp that distinction or think they actually know him #anyway stan james acaster also that clips fun cause i saw bas in that venue a couple of years ago for the gmtf launch with my sister :)#oh the youtube essayist i would have been in another life

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princeminnow · 1 year

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gonna send an ask cause I don’t wanna make the post even longer skskdjfj but OUGH thank you so much for telling me about your boy!!!!!! Love all the character building!! are there more gods and goddesses then? Do any of them talk to people or are they all hands off doing their godly things elsewhere?

gently holding your bunny boy 🥺 eugheugheugh love all the magic and character bits I bet he’s so much fun to play as :D

ur so valid

oh ya theres a lot of gods!! a lot of em are canon to official 5e DnD stuff, but some are my DM’s own characters! one of them is actually a player character (played by my friend, not me) from the last campaign, which ended about 200 years ago in-world! and yea some of them are def way more hands-on than others, usually ones with fewer followers? i assume? tbh in both campaigns we’ve had a little more experience with fey, which are different immortal magical beings. they’re very tricky but i think theyre very cool too!

they do that thing of taking ur name like fae in old folklore irl, and theres 2 player characters in the party with their own connections to that world, so its become a funny bit that they ask for an NPC’s name and ess’ira goes “don’t answer that.” to the NPC or “No.” to his party-mate, he’s considered a buzzkill for it in-world, which i think is hilarious

thank you!!! like i said i go hard about this kinda thing. he’s so fun!!! i love messing with him especially, since he’s so snooty etc. so he just like. has little character moments of handling something and then grimacing and wiping his hand on his pants, and once he straight up fainted at the end of combat bc it was so stressful, after acquiring zero physical wounds. he’s such a damsel i wanna shake him like a dog toy, he’s so funny to me

fun fact: he’s a horse girl (gender neutral) bc he grew up with his own horses yknow, as a fancy lil rich boy, he misses them dearly. so he just has moments of speaking softly to and braiding the manes of the party’s two horses that pull their cart

which is why he owns those riding pants, which are part of the outfit he’s usually in! more so bc he likes how they look tho lol he doesn’t expect to be doing a lot of horse riding at all, he just wont let me draw him in pants that arent high-waisted

#ask #october lullaby #not agere

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prettyboykatsuki · 3 years

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My legs are shaking pain slut Bakugou agenda comes into your tattoo shop like I want a face tat. And you're like... "That's a lot of pain for you pretty boy." And he's just smirking at you "That's kinda the point ma." Excuse me while I pass away

cw ;; ari's sadist agenda <3, bkg being a painslut, sub!bkg bc its my blog, not explicit nsfw but bkg gets hard, bkg calls u ma!

a/n ;; sefira u can't just send me an ask like this and expect me to survive. i almost came on the spot.... ohmykjgfdbklsgk

bakugou is not your client.

he's seros - your coworkers and long time friend. this is an important distinction to make because you don't have much experience with the blonde. you know he's loud, a little rambunctious, and a lot mean.

all of that in combination, you don't really know a lot about him. when he struts into the shop one afternoon, on tuesdays when you take walk-ins, you can't help but give him a confused little stare. he knows when sero works but maybe he forgot.

"hantas' out today, you might wanna come in next week,"

"i know that, dumbass. im not here for him,"

another thing bakugou about bakugou is that he's attractive. insanely so. he's got this build to him, strong but lean - pretty. that gives you a half a mind to ask for his number. for the sake of professionalism, you never let your mind wander. but for now - it's just you in the shop. big open lights, dark decor, and bakugou who leans on the piercing counter staring at you from across the way.

you look at him.

"you're here.. for me then?"

he rolls his eyes but nods, ultimately. and you can't help but be curious. he seems agitated that he has to explain himself.

"i want a face tattoo. my first one but you know hanta doesn't do that. you do though, right? give me a face tat,"

you give him a look and he gives you one back and you know he's not gonna budge so you just sigh, nod your head to a chair to which he promptly drags himself over. he's 26 - a popular musician but he looks like a fuckin deliquent. his ass hangs out from where his pants are sagged, all ripped jeans and doc martens.

he's so hot it kind of makes you sick. there's just something about him that gets under your skin but you kind of like it. just a little.

he sits in your chair and leans his head back a little. you can feel his eyes boring into you as you walk around to put some stuff away, mostly supplies. when you walk over and take a seat - he gives you a shit eating grin that you decide would be best to ignore.

"what'd you have in mind"

"nothin' crazy. a snake tattoo right on my sideburn:

he points to it - you can tell the hair was shaved off about a day a go. you look down at him, red eyes shimmering with mischief.

"that's a lot of pain for you, pretty boy. it's your first face tattoo, right on the bone. can you take it?"

the last words of your sentence makes his spine tingle. you know he's a menace - have known that for a long time. but the way you looks at you has you feeling like you're swallowing swords.

"that's the point ma," he leans back comfortably and gets in position "don't think too hard about it"

you don't want too, so you scoot over and sketch out a little snake on paper before transferring. bakugou only gives you a nod of approval when you show him so you proceed. it's quiet as you wipe down the area with alcohol before pressing the paper to his skin.

you put your gloves on and set up the machine, all black ink per request - just linework for now. you tell him to take a deep breath, do a whole countdown for him and then you start.

and you swear you hear a moan. it startles you so much you almost stop but when you look at him - his expression isn't indicating anything at all. a little wince of pain here or there but theres.. something else. something you shouldn't be seeing, maybe.

you keep going away and inbetween each second - you hear him. a little curse under his breath or a little fidgety noise. you know and he knows you know but you keep going. it's too far to go back now and even with the heat rising in your skin, you don't feel like stopping.

"aah, fuck,"

this time you take a second to look down and he's hard. stiff as bricks and stacked up right in your chair. it makes your heart race a little, more than that and when you look at him he's got a glassy look in his eyes

"i knew it wasn't gonna feel good," he shudders between breaths "but i didn't think it'd be that good,"

#return to sender #informal #a.bnha #katsuki <3 #dom reader cw #OHOFGIDUFSKJLLKLGHDKUSILKKNDJSLJKGFDJ

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cognitosclowns · 3 years

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Yo hold on I'd like to see some nsfw Brett x male reader headcanons 👀👀

*waddles over like an old british lighthouse keeper* good morning all, here’s the daily shipment of cock SMDNSD

(ALSO @thekraziesreside BC I OWE YOU BRETT SMUT FOR THE MISCOMMUNICATION BEFORE SNDBNSD /j)

MINORS DNI

EHEHEHE these are mostly gonna be just a bunch of Misc Stuff!!

So he’s submissive right?

Not even just in a Kink way - if the option is presented to him to not be the one making choices he will TAKE IT

theres something so comforting about not having to be the guy in charge smdnsmd he cracks so easily under pressure.

exceptionally touch starved - doesn’t have a lot of people who are affectionate with him, and even then he barely even gets platonic touches. A few well-placed kisses and he’s absolute putty in your hands.

He wants you as close as possible. Full skin-to-skin contact, curled up close until your hearts are beating in time.

He doesn’t swear often but you’d better believe he’s cursing out God like she owes him money when if suck him off. Nothing too explicit but lots of like,, ‘god jesus fuck’ and the like!!

words

BUT WHAT IF HE WASNT

If you’re a little less on the experienced side? Expect to be absolutely lavished.

Just,, the slowest, most detailed experience? He takes literally every delicacy to drag things out because

He’s touch starved as hell

He loves you very much <3 and he wants to prolong it as much as possible <3

probably cupping your face!! He wants to make sure he can see you <3 watching your eyes go unfocused and happy while you two have sex is his greatest joy smndd.

His hands?? soothing down your side?? like just these long calming strokes in time with each thrust? a bunch of soft kisses on your cheek and jaw?? Telling you how good you’re doing?? Hearing his voice get all needy and uncertain?

I am gay

praise kink

If you sneak a little ‘you did a really good job on xyz’ into convo with him? He’s ruined. The mental picture of you praising him is gonna be playing in his head until he gets home <3

BONUS : his legs turn into absolute jelly when he’s worked up, so expect to see them shake and his knees absolutely cave when you stroke <3

He will do practically anything for praise!! Do with that what you will

Constantly asking asking if he’s doing well, if he’s sucking properly, too much teeth, etc. Silence makes him nervous sdmsd

Cock I mean Cock I mean Cock I mean-

His mouth just goes when he’s being railed tbh. The filter his brain puts up to be sure that he’s Nice and Polite and Making Everyone Happy fizzles out. The only word he knows is Please

Probably gonna ramble about how much he loves you <3 because you’re taking the time to make him feel good and that just <3 <3 <3 his heart is imploding ALONG WITH his dick smdnsd.

He likes positions where he can hide his face!! he gets shy about making noise bc,, he worries he’s being greedy if he enjoys it too much :/

Even with all the prep, he prefers taking over giving? Topping feels like a lot of pressure aljdks

also he secretly wants to be the one getting taken care of for once, but he’d never admit that lmao

lmk if you had smth in mind!! <3 I LOVE THIS MALEWIFE SM!! I really wanted to cover all bases lmao

#minors dni #i pray every evening for Inside Job smut #msndmsd like a farmer praying for rain #nsft #LMK IF THESE WERE OK #THIS WAS FUN #i am going to romance all of these bastards and no one can stop me #ALSO I WOKE UP TO SO MUCH LOVE + A BUNCH OF ASKS SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT YALL #snbdsnd im also gonna be queuing up a few posts so!! Don't worry if you don't see yours pop up!!#there's also a few repeats bc YALL WANT TO SMOOCH REAGAN SMDNSDN #also lmk if this was ooc at all!!#sdsn im still working on how I characterize each of them + their personalilites #(this applies less to brett but like - a lot of the supporting cast is a lot less developped rn!! so i'm working on fleshing them out!!)#(ALSO START BEING HRNY FOR THE REST OF THE GANG SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO WRITE GAY SHIT ABOUT THEM /j)#brett hand #brett hand x reader #inside job x reader #I ALMOST FOGOT TO ACTUALLY TAG ANYTHING #inside job #inside job netflix #asks

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samscompliment · 3 years

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let’s discuss deans bi agenda actually bc ive decided he was in love the whole time. i’m sorry mr winchester for previously thinking you were stupid enough not to know but anyway heres my timeline

so initially i think that dean’s suspicious of himself early on, but it’s the eighties and he’s only ever around sam and john and theres all the OTHER fucked up stuff john put on him to deal with so he IS going to be avoiding that thought forever probably. except then he meets lee and falls for him and thinks oh. of course i would be. lots of self hating irony and so on

by s1-3 dean is out to himself and doing a couple of clandestine hookups so he probably worked through some stuff during stanford era. a lil rebellious streak like im not what my dad wants me to be but he ditched me so i am going to be WORSE and do it on PURPOSE. ash and victor and cassie and lisa etc

s4-7 he meets cas but cas is an ANGEL and there are definitely feelings of intimidation mixed in there with Whatever The Fuck Else he’s feeling so he simply decides not to think too hard about it. also its the apocalypse and hes stressed and then cas is dead so it doesn’t matter

s8 is the first turning point bc purgatory is removed from society so there’s no right or wrong. i think benny is the first relationship dean has with a man where he isn’t also hating himself for it, and so then when aaron hits on him dean thinks— well, maybe. maybe i could come out. and he doesnt but even then i think dean still sees cas as this, like, separate category in his head. bc deans feelings for him are so MESSY!! they’re wrapped up in love and betrayal and need and awe and fright. i don’t think he has an oh moment so much as i think he comes to a quiet understanding that he loves him and needs him (hello 8x17)

obviously the mark happens in s9 and that’s just a HUGE can of worms and so dean stops analysing his feelings for cas bc he has bigger fish to fry. is just sort of purposefully like well i’m not looking at that maybe if i dont think about it it will go away. it just sort of quietens down to this background noise that isn’t as obvious as lust and just simmers away beneath the surface

s11 my beloved im a “dean has the oh moment in 11x11” as per this post bc it’s literally... i see it i perceive it it’s an inherent truth to my supernatural. this is deans “oh fuck cas is the love of my life im in love with him im STILL in love with him and im not gonna love anyone else. cas is it for me. fuck” moment plus also the realisation that he actually wants it and he wants cas to love him back

of course cas is possessed by lucifer at this point so that’s a snag. i also like this reading bc then i watch them say goodbye when they think deans going to die facing amara with the soul bomb and i get soooo sad. terrible to think that he just figured this out and he wanted to act on it but now he can’t bc he’s going to die. there’s no point telling cas so he just hugs him instead and lets his face fall where cas cant see. delicious

once mary comes back there’s like a billion and one things going on hence why nothing ever gets done about it and then cas dies and jack kills mary and it is a literal fucking nightmare for a guy who just wants to tell his buddy he loves him

i have also recently decided that i like them both knowing they’re hovering on the edge of something in s14/15 but making a mutual decision not to act on it for various reasons. except then of course dean decides to tell him in purgatory bc WHY NOT and cas doesn’t let him say it but he DOES acknowledge it and they have this very soft unspoken understanding between them in the following eps. dare i say hopeful even. which is unfortunate given how this ends but i just think. god. like at the end of the day it just comes down to the fact that there’s love in deans eyes but it was there the whole time. he loved him from the start. and then they killed him closeted at forty

#this is so LONG. i will not apologise tho #going to go have a shower and cry about him now<3 today was fun though<3 #txt

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itsgaga · 3 years

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Dating James Hetfield Would Include...

someonefindmeamanasbeautifulashim request:” Hi! I hope you are doing well. Can you please do a "Dating James Hetfield would include"? 😊🙏🤔 “

So James:)

What a softie

So meeting..........

Maybe some where out in public

Like ok ok

Out minding your own business having a good time and you can just feel someones eyes on you

And when you turn to see whos looking at you your eyes immediately meet with his

There was something there

You turned back around bc just standing there making eye contact is kind of weird?

But to your surprise he actually came up to you

By first glance he can come off as intimidating just because of his size

But when you came face to face with him he was more adorable then scary

What a awkward sweetheart he was

So basically, he came up all confident but when it came to talking man lost it all

He was awkward in a cute way?

Like nervous giggles

This wasn’t him trying to pick up a girl at a bar just to hook up

It was him trying to talk to someone he found attractive

So as time went by the awkward small talk started to wear off and the conversation started to become a actual conversation.

By the end he asked you on date which you agreed(dont reject this man)

James is super goofy

He is constantly making jokes to try and make you laugh

Your laugh makes his day better

As cliche as that may sound it’s true

Honestly not even your laugh it’s more so just you

Like ok so his day can just be the absolute worst

Everything is falling apart nothing is going his way and things to be stressed over just started adding up

The thought of coming home to you though kept him at a calm state

But coming home and actually seeing you

It’s literally the only thing that could put a genuine smile on his face

Meeting the band

I could see James trying to pass it off as you casually just met and it wasn’t planned at all

But James totally planned the whole thing

Like he knew the band would there

He knew you would be there

But would still react like

“Well look at that! Who would’ve known that you all would be here tonight?! Oh my what a small word, huh?”

Like yes James who would’ve known that Metallica would be at a Metallica event and that you, Metallica’s lead singer would be bringing your significant other? Why yes, it is a small word.

I think Lars would be the type to be asking you a million questions

Kirk would be really shy and have a smile on his face whenever he talked to you

And Jason would really be the only normal one

The members do all end up liking you tho so theres that

Bc they do like you so much James feels like he can bring you around a lot more often

Including tour

So on tour you see the more professional side of James

He takes his work really seriously so most of the day thats all he focuses on

But whenever he does take a break or when you’re both alone you have his full attention

He makes sure that you do bc he feels bad that he cant give you any attention during the day

James doesn’t spoil you

But he does buy you gifts every now and then

And it’s usually something you’ve had your eye on for a while but won’t buy it for yourself for whatever the reason may be

Singing you to sleep when you are restless

He once sang you nothing else matters and got so into it that he started to sing with that growl in his voice

Which kind of made you lay there like what the fuck

Do I sleep? Or do I listen to this little concert that he’s performing?

Speaking of that

He does concerts for you

In your bedroom, hotel room, living room etc

Will go from humming to full on performing

You’re his audience

Appreciate that please

Clap

Maybe request a song?

Affectionate

No shame either

Some say it’s gross

James says fuck you

He is proud of who he calls his and isn’t afraid to show the world how affectionate and soft he is for you

James is a outdoorsy type of man

Likes hunting

Idk where you stand on that???

But I feel like if you aren’t against stuff like that then he’d ask you to go with him or try hunting

If you tell him no then whatever your loss

You guys..

Vacation with James

Some go to Hawaii

Some go to Disney World

You go to a worn down cabin in the middle of the woods somewhere in Colorado

It makes him happy

I’m sure he will take you wherever you wanna go

But you’re really gonna have to fight him on that

James wants kids

He wants to be married

He wants to grow old in a worn down cabin in the middle of the woods somewhere in Colorado

He wants to with you

Man will take months planning it out

I see him taking you on a long hike, stopping every couple of minutes to take pictures at pretty sights, and then when you get to the top you appreciate the view turn around and see James on his one knee with a ring in his hand, and his smile on his face

He asks you to marry him

Please tell me you say yes

#james hetfield #james hetfield x reader #james hetfield imagine #metallica #metallica x reader #lars ulrich #Kirk Hammett #jason newsted

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whoree321 · 3 years

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the bad batch + what romance/rom com movies they watch with you

each of the bad batch x gn!reader

ok first and foremost i really truly believe to the pits of my soul that every single one of these fuckos loves romances and you cannot under any circumstances change my mind

ALSO it’s a gender neutral reader except kinda in echo’s theres like a very brief quote regarding breasts but like i still think even that is pretty gender neutral tbh

so anyway

Hunter: Pretty Woman

this is not the first time that i have publicly declared that i think hunter has a deep rooted connection to the movie pretty woman and it will not be the last

first of all this movie is incredibly soothing to hunters overwhelming savior complex

second of all hunter is literally richard gere (debonaire but emotionally distant gentleman that learns to love) and julia roberts (hooker with a heart of gold) at the same time

he was a little skeptical the first time you put it on but he instantly fell in love with it

the humor, the sensuality, the class divide, the glamour, the unconventional cinderella story of it all. it just really butters his bread

after the first time, when you suggest watching a movie and you pick this one he’ll act very aloof about it (“whatever you want cyar’ika, it doesn’t matter to me”) but secretly he’s really really happy bc it’s one of his favorites (you def know this and def pick it more often)

he absolutely hates the scene when stucky the lawyer hits vivian. like it doesn’t matter how many times he watches it he will fully turn his head away from the screen and say “I don’t like this part” and when it’s over he nuzzles a little closer into you and very tenderly kisses your forehead

he loves the soundtrack too. like he fully exposes how much he likes the movie when you catch him singing or humming “pretty woman” or “it must have been love” absently to himself (you kept it to yourself for a while but eventually you just had to tease him about it. he just smiled a little sheepishly and admitted he liked the songs before promptly changing the subject)

hunter also lowkey definitely wants to recreate the ending where richard gere shows up to her apartment in the white limo with you bc he thinks it’s such a sweet gesture and he wants to treat you like royalty

Crosshair: 10 Things I Hate About You

if there’s one thing about crosshair it’s that he’s a sucker for the enemies to lovers genre

maybe its just him projecting (spoiler alert it most certainly is) but he really enjoys watching the drama conflama of a miserable bastard be tricked into love

and really that’s the true essence of 10 Things I Hate About You

he will grumble and bitch and moan about not wanting to watch a ‘chick flick’ when you put it on, but 15 minutes in and he’s hooked

he has strong negative opinions on literally every single character except for kat and patrick

(crosshair really really wants to think he’s patrick but when it comes down to it he is katarina stratford in every single possible way)

he doesn’t say a word throughout the entire movie but you can tell when he’s annoyed at like bianca or cameron or joey bc he will openly scoff at them

will absolutely hum along in your ear during the “can’t take my eyes off you” scene and make out with you during the paintball scene

(seriously he wants to be patrick verona so bad)

when it’s over and you ask him what he thought he’ll roll his eyes and say “i guess it could have been worse” but his little smirk let’s you know he enjoyed it a lot more than he’s willing to admit

Tech: 50 Shades of Grey

ok hear me out on this one

tech is a huge movie talker. like subtitles are a non-negotiable if you wanna be able to take in any of the movies dialogue bc tech is most likely gonna make commentary over it the whole time

this makes him absolutely indescribably so much fun to watch bad/corny movies with

he will go off about EVERYTHING. the plot, the dialogue, the acting, the costuming, the music, the production quality. nothing and no one is safe. whether you just enjoy letting him talk at you or you join in on the roast, cheesy movies are a hoot between you two

and honey. 50 shades is one of THE cheesiest movies ever

you and tech will literally spend the entire duration of the movie tearing it to shreds

and the thing is tech is a very sarcastic, funny guy when he wants to be (and when it comes to you he definitely wants to be) so by the end of it he will have you in absolute stitches from laughing at the ridiculousness of both the movie and him

with any of the other batchers watching a movie like this either turns into a shy, slightly awkward experience (wrecker, echo) or an incorrigibly horny experience (crosshair, hunter)

but in this context tech literally has no shame or squeamishness about sexual things (why should he it’s a natural biological process?) so to yall the sex stuff is just another thing to roast

literally christian grey could be fully tying dakota johnson down and flogging her and tech will be like “in the last 3 minutes they have panned up to her nipples 4 times. this is criminally shoddy cinematography”

even tho he’s busy giving a detailed play by play critique, he never fails to keep some sort of physical contact with you (wrapping an arm around you and running his hand up and down your skin, playing with your fingers or your hair) so you know he’s enjoying spending this time with you despite his nasty words about the movie

also 1000% after you watch it tech will do extensive research on the ins and outs of bdsm and will have lots of hypotheses he wants to test out (as long as you’re willing and able ofc) ;)))

Wrecker: 13 Going On 30

of all the bad batch members, wrecker is the only one who unabashedly loves any movie that could be considered a chick flick

like he doesn’t even try to hide it or act like he’s too masculine for it. he loves romance and he’s proud of it

this man will have full marathons with you. rom coms, regular roms, tragic roms, hallmark roms, you name it and he’s game

his absolute favorite tho is 13 Going On 30

i feel like he has a huge soft spot for childhood best friends to lovers stories like he finds that type of lifelong partnership so endearing (and he loves to live vicariously through jenna since that type of romance was obviously never an option for him)

wrecker is also very childlike at heart and i think the idea of a 13 year old sweetheart trapped inside the body of a 30 year old cut throat magazine exec is so amusing to him (and maybe makes him feel just a little bit represented in the media)

he is definitely the type to completely engulf you in a cuddle for the entirety of the movie and he DEFINITELY cries into your shoulder at matty’s wedding when jenna is crying on the stoop with her dream house

he wants to try razzles so bad. like so bad. i think if he ever came across them somewhere he would barter at least one of his brothers for them

wrecker really just loves love and watching movies about it just reminds him of how lucky he is to have his own love story with you <3

Echo: The Princess Bride

i feel like it’s glaringly obvious why echo loves this movie

pirates. sword fighting. decades long revenge plots. the value of an honorable, loyal man. true love that never wavers even in the face of devastating tragedy and the darkest of hardships. clever but goofy humor.

echo considers this an action/adventure movie and NOT a romance movie (even tho it 100% totally is a romance movie) and requests to watch it very frequently

he can quote the whole thing. i’m seriously telling you echo loves the princess bride with his whole chest

even tho he refuses to admit it’s a love story above all else, he really does try to model himself in your relationship after wesley

like especially given what happened at the citadel and all the time you thought he was dead, the cinematic parellels are alive and present in y’alls relationship and he strives to be even half the man to you that wesley is to buttercup

literally in your day to day life he will sometimes respond to your requests with a smooth “as you wish ;)” (it doesn’t matter how many times he does it it still gives you butterflies)

when you watch the movie, he snuggles as close to you as possible and does his best to make youre comfy the whole time (he’s insecure about his prosthetics hurting you no matter how much you reassure him they don’t)

he just loves to be able to feel your heartbeat and your laugh when you giggle at the funny bits

every single time without fail at the part when buttercup is about to stab herself he leans down, ghosts his lips against the shell of your ear, and whispers the line in time with wesley: “there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours”

every single time without fail you wind up making out until he pulls away and tells you to watch the next part when wesley challenges humperdinck to a duel to the pain

echo just loves you to bits and wants you to know he’d endure a thousand fire swamps for you

Omega: Clueless

i have this really specific obsession with omega being a total girly girl and having very traditionally feminine interests as she keeps experiencing the universe and being exposed to a spectrum of gender expression beyond clone (masc and boring) and kaminoan (ugly)

so with that headcanon of her in mind, it’s vital to me that she sees clueless as soon as possible

clueless is an essential piece of media for a girl entering adolescence and i will die on this hill

it has literally everything you want and everything you need to develop into a well-rounded young woman

it’s so deliciously 90s and glamorama and valley girl humor and camp. its got meaningful female friendships and valuable life lessons and paul mf rudd

if there’s one thing you should encourage a burgeoning hetero teen girl to do, it’s to stick to dating guys like paul rudd in clueless. the earlier this message can be broadcast the better

the second you’re able to steal omega away from hunters watchful eyes (“hunter we’re just gonna watch finding nemo i swear!”) you show her this movie

at this point omega is not really a girly girl, but omega also has absolutely zero feminine influence in her life

the first time she sees clueless she is absolutely obsessed. like seriously she is so enamoured with the glitz and glam of cher horowitz

she asks you questions the entire time. she wants to know about EVERYTHING. the makeup, the clothes, the hair, the slang

(she definitely goes around saying stuff like “i’m totally bugging” for long enough afterwards that almost all of the boys have slipped up at least once with some ridiculous valley girl slang. you thought you were gonna die of laughter when you overheard tech say “as if!” to wrecker in the middle of an argument)

it just really introduces her to this whole world of femininity that she didn’t even know existed and she absolutely loves it

she makes you watch clueless with her seriously once a week at minimum. she begs you to style her hair like tai’s and you can’t help yourself when you happen to run across a little yellow plaid dress and buy it for her on sight

(hunter was gonna scold you for recklessly spending credits until he saw how omega almost cried from how happy she was for the gift)

honestly she enjoys the romance of it all and paul rudd is def her first celebrity crush but she enjoys more that you and her now have this special thing of hair and nails and pretty dresses

she loves how confident and beautiful and special you’re able to make her feel, and you love that you get to bring her that small sense of normalcy and happiness

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