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kenlvry · 1 year

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angry confessions

c; getting into an argument abt something then saying “why u care” and yhhhh, angry confessions speak for itself, aged up 16-17 kenny kyle and stan

kenny mccormick

kenny wasn’t really fazed when something bloody happened, having died millions of time before, he got used to it. but when he saw you and some girl fighting he almost yelled stop loudly tryna be the main character, he let the fight happened bc he knew you hated it when someone pulls you away from a fight, it made it seem like you lost.

after the fight that you won you were frustrated and walked away home bc school alr ended, kenny ran to you and yelled at you “ what the fuck y/n?? you know how fucking dangerous that was?? you looked so fucked up” he said while holding a first aid kit, you couldnt care less how you look, “ y/n! are you even listening?? y/n” he said and walked infront of you,

“fuck kenny what?, can i not get into a fight? idgaf how i look, she asked for it” “are you hearing yourself rn?? what if you fractured something?? cmon sit down so i can check” he touched your arm “don’t touch me” you said sternly, he let go and you walked away, he wasn’t going to let you go like that so he grabbed your arm again “omg kenny why the fuck do you care so much?! why do you care if i got into a fight!?” “ because i like you dumbass!” your eyes widen and so does kenny “w-what...” you said “ now let me treat you, cmon” he said checking you hands while blushing ,

after that it got somewhat awkard but you two def act more close than ever

stan marsh

you were hanging out with a boy, not just any other boy but a boy that was known as the most violent kid at school, people said the boy always got into fights, smokes behind the school and disrespects teachers. but there you were talking and laughing with him, it made stans heart twist, after you were done talking to the boy stan went over and talked to you to warn you abt him.

“yo y/n why were you talking to him js now?” you looked at stan then at the boy, “who him?” you looked over to the boy and stan nodded “because... hes my friend? plus i have him for my science partner so we were talking abt when to meet up” you said smiling and walking away “hold on, yk who he is right?? stay away from him, he’s dangerous!” stan said pulling your arm “cmon stan stop over reacting he’s sweet, he even promised to buy me lunch!” you said pulling away from him, “still! im going to talk to mr garrison abt this, i’ll ask so you and me are on the same team” he said and walked away, now youre the one pulling his arm

“the fuck? dont, its none of your business” he was so shocked at how defensive you got over the kid “its too! what if you got hurt,infact i’ll make sure for future projects that requires two people us two are already on one” he tried walking away again, “stan! dont butt in! let me be, hes not as dangerous as people potray him!” you said slightly raising your voice “ i’m not risking it.” he said crossing his arms also raising his voice slightly “ why the fuck do you care??! you never cared before!” you yelled looking angry “because i love you y/n! bc i care for you! how have you not realize it by now geez!” he yelled back, you sat there shocked with a slight tint of pink on your cheeks he coughed a little breaking the tension “ now cmon, you wanna change partners or not” he looked away refusing to make eye contact, you nodded.

the whole time you two were working on the project you two blushed and smiled literally acted like you two never met

kyle broflovski

although you looked like a very untroubled person, you also had problems you wished would go away. so often times you and some other kids would smoke at the back of the school before school starts, its a way for you to release stress before school starts.

everyone kinda knew, the way you smelt when school starts it was too obvious,not to kyle i guess.. people didnt tell him bc they thought he knew! you thought he knew too tbh, but he thought it was from your dad or someone in your family, he believes your not one to get into that shit

school started and you scrapped your cig bud on the wall and threw it in a bin that was prepared by one the kid who smoked, as much as he smoked he cared for the environment too yk even though he's literally ruining it by smoking .when you came in the smell was strong, kenny smiled knowing what you did before school "smells strong y/n, things got tough huh?" he smiled while laughing a little "atp y/ns lung is gonna be all black like her heart" cartman added "is your dad okay y/n? he shouldn't smoke infront of his kids" kyle tried chiming in which made all five of you stop in your tracks. you looked at each other in confusion

"kyle, y/n dad isnt even alive" and kyle eyes was widen, he never asked bc he thought your dad was messed up and didn't wanna triger you. "wait then why does y/n smell like smoke" "bc she the one that smokes dumbass" kyles eye widen even more. with a little brother who used to vape and a bestfriend who drinked he was scared you'd be addicted too so he asked to talk to you separately.

"the fuck y/n?? smoking is so bad for you, you have to stop right now!" kyle got mad "ugh its none of your business,you literally used to smoke and how come you've only find out now?" you said rolling your eyes "thats not important! that shit can fuck up your lungs," "okay dad" you laughed a little and he got mad, he reach for your pockets and took away the packet of cigarettes you had "what the fuck kyle give them back, a teachers gonna see!" "no! not until you say you're gonna quit and start going to school with us from now on" he held the packet of cigarette high so you couldn't reach em

"why do you care?! why do you care if my lungs go all black and fade away? thats my problem!" "because i like you!" he said bringing the pack down and sighed "i like you y/n and I'm scared i might loose you so please, stop doing this" you blushed at the sudden confession

you didn't entirely quit, it was hard quitting something you always did as a routine so kyle would allow you only two times a week and gradually move from there<3

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legoflowrs · 9 months

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HEADCANNONS

c/w: drinking, drugs, addiction, abuse, slight nsfw

AGED UP TO 18 MY PEOPLE!!!!

A/N: ok so in the headcannons he’s with Stan cause Style is very dear to my heart but in the relationship headcannons he’s with reader xx

Kyle Broflovski

- Massive fucking NERD!! (pls i love nerds).

- Got straight A’s throughout high school.

- Was on the honour roll and was on student council.

- Firm believer in basketball Kyle supremacy.

- Came out as Demisexual and Bisexual (male leaning).

- Stopped being super strict on Kosher throughout high school but kept that a secret from Sheila.

- Never stopped being insecure about his nose. Literally at one point started saving for a nose job till Stan talked him out of it.

- Drinks almond milk.

- Thinks thrifting is gross cause he’s a germaphobe. Washes his hands like 50 times a day.

- When I hear the song Basic Instinct it reminds me of Kyle.

- The Smiths > The Cure.

- Style: Stan fell first, Kyle fell harder (bro i love these dweebs lol).

- Was legit so in denial about being in love with Stan for the longest time.

- His Dad pushed him to study law but he ended up studying psychology to become a child psychologist because he saw the effects of unchecked mental health in children while he grew up.

- Got really drunk once and Kenny pierced his septum. He has it flipped up most of the time.

- Hates glasses so wears contacts.

- Such a fkn mummas boy lol it honestly was a problem at one point.

- Didn’t do his own laundry till he moved out. Did not know how to put sheets on a bed 👍

- Such a good relationship with Ike, he would die for his little brother.

- Did someone say abandonment issues!!!! Could not keep a partner to save his life during high school.

- Smoked weed with Kenny twice and then freaked out after he greened out.

- Got addicted to nicotine during college and used it as an outlet because he put so much pressure on himself to be perfect. Spoke to his doctor and he’s trying to quit.

- Defs listens to Phoebe Bridgers because he has a strange relationship with his dad.

- His dad pushed him to be perfect all the time until Kyle had a massive breakdown in junior year that burnt him out for a long time.

- A family man!!! Wants kids pretty early on into his life.

- A god at poker.

- Hates taking photos of himself.

- Still pretty insecure about his hair but Kenny and Stan helped himself to accept it and even start taking good care of it.

- Really struggled with anger issues.

- Stopped speaking to Cartman completely.

- Forest green is his favourite colour.

- Writes poems and makes people cry with how nice his birthday card messages are.

- First out his friends to get a license. His parents paid for his car.

- Such a damn backseat driver.

- Didn’t really work until he moved out.

- I think he’d help Heidi out at the community gardens.

- After Heidi finally ended things with Cartman, her and Kyle became really close friends.

- Had a friendly academic rivalry with Wendy through high school.

- Him and Wendy study together in college often.

- Has a record player.

- Grew closer to Craig’s gang in senior year of high school. Goes record shopping with Tolkien.

- Very accident prone.

- Has diabetes.

- Loves picnics and simple activities like stargazing.

- Smells like pine needles and the ocean.

- Actually a fantastic swimmer.

- Did drama in sophomore year.

- A massive library in his house. Had to instil a book ban on himself because he was spending all his money on it.

- Really nice eyelashes.

- Comes home to celebrate Hanukkah with his family every year.

- Did long distance with Stan during college. They almost broke up a few times but pulled through.

- Enjoys taking pictures of nature.

- Takes Ike to the movies very often.

- Has the nicest knitted sweaters.

- His guilty pleasure is Taylor Swift.

- HE IS SO MIRRORBALL CODED.

- When he’s in a good mood he loves baking and often bakes for his friends.

- Kenny, Kyle and Stan do day trips together super often. In my world these three never grew apart they are inseparable 🤞🤞

Kyle in a relationship

- An absolute gentleman. Refuses to let you get out of his car without him opening the door for you. Holds doors and pulls out seats. Always gives you his jacket.

- Was very insecure about his sexual inexperience. But y’all guided each other through it. I think there’s something so sweet and special about that.

- Touch tank by quinnie is all I have to say 😼.

- Loves kissing your neck and ears. He kisses your knuckles as well it’s very tender.

- Combusts when he sees you getting along with his family. Especially his Mum and Ike.

- Let’s you touch his hair, it relaxes him a lot.

- Opens up to you about his struggle with his Dad and nicotine. You are his biggest supporter through it all.

- Even though he hates photos, he’ll have a polaroid of y’all in his phone and wallet. Plus a photo booth strip in his car.

- Y’all will bake at midnight together.

- You go on fancy dinner dates together and rate the restaurants in the car together.

- Avid Letterboxed users lol! Give each other show and movie recommendations all the time.

- Kyle always had trouble sleeping but there was something very comforting about your presence so he’ll spend a lot of time at your dorm.

- Writes poems for you.

- Brings you flowers every time the old bouquet dies (ugh what a man).

- BUYS YOU LEGO FLOWERS!!!

- His love languages are gift giving and quality time.

- Keeps a list of all the dates you’ve been on.

- Will take such good photos of you fr! Your biggest hype man.

- I think his short temper would be a problem for you guys but he loves you so much he works on it so hard.

- Your praise means the absolute world to him.

- You guys always go to carnival together and share a caramel apple, it’s like tradition now.

- Couples costume for halloween always.

- Asks for your Dads/Mums/Guardians blessing before he proposes to you.

- Loves the smell of your perfume/cologne. Like it’s seriously intoxicating.

- Proposes to you with his Grandmas ring.

a/n: guys i love kyle so much i’m gonna make his mood board now <3

also if any of these are ooc in ur opinion it’s just for funsies and my opinion hehe

#south park x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski headcannons #south park headcannons #my boy love him

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shitpostingkats · 3 months

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What are your Twewy reaper headcanons?

NORMAL, I HAVE A NORMAL AMOUNT OF REAPER HEADCANONS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING

Okay so if you count Def March (which I absolutely do) there's twelve named Shibuya reapers. Which fits with the fact that every reaper corresponds to an animal of the chinese zodiac.

I'm just guessing with BJ and Tenho, according to Nomura every reaper has a hidden kanji in their names representing their animal, but I can't read japanese so I took a shot in the dark. Also, fun fact, Minamimoto can't rearrange the radicals in his name to spell boar, like he can with lion, his true noise form. But he's got a lot of boar symbolism, being found in Pork City, and his Leo Cantus Armo form having tusks, which ties into the fact that the Shinjuku reapers all have motifs based on hanafuda suits. MORE ON THAT LATER I AM VERY NORMAL ABOUT HIM.

Ahem. So awhile back I was considering writing a fic on all the Shibuya reapers and how they came to have their current jobs, what their games were like, etc. (Might still write this. I've been busy)

So I sat down to try and come up with headcanons for EVERY named Shibuya reaper, and now I hold every one of them near and dear to my heart.

Kariya is mentioned in game as the oldest reaper, probably having been around for longer than anyone else. I like to imagine there's a huge gap between him and any other current reaper, which drives Mitsuki CRAZY, this chill dude just hangs around and eats candy but also has seniority???? Also he's more powerful than any other reaper save maybe the composer?

The thing that did him in was lung cancer. The lollipop's a replacement cigarette, in much the same way people recommend chewing on hard candy if you're trying to quite smoking. Why did he decide to quit after he died, and he no longer had anything to worry about? Listen the Game's all about growth, and Kariya is possibly the strongest because he is so capable of change, of going with the flow, and learning from his mistakes.

Like every ex-Player, he had a partner when he won his game, and I don't have a whole lot of headcanons for them except 1) they chose to return to life, and 2) Uzuki reminds him of them a lot.

Mitsuki was a woman working her ass off to try and make it in male-led office, until she literally worked herself to death. As you might expect, this royally pissed her off. She was desperate to return to life, but unfortunately, her entry fee came as a pair. What her partner, a simple farmwoman from out of town, valued most was the ability to go unnoticed and unremarked on, while Mitsuki deeply coveted every scrap and morsel of recognition she could get.

So their partnership was cursed so no matter what they did, people's eyes would skate over Mitsuki, dismiss her, and Mitsuki's partner would be lauded with the credit. Mitsuki became almost invisible, while her partner was forced to step up and do most of the talking.

This led her partner feeling more comfortable with being seen, with taking up space, so when the chance came to return to life, she took it with grace. Mitsuki, on the other hand, came to realize she liked working from the shadows. And besides, she could have more power as a reaper than anything a stupid company of the living could offer her...

Higashizawa is pretty simple, both in the game and in my headcanons. He's a cook. Maybe an army cook, but the point is he values food as a part of life, and had to cope with entry fee in the game being unable to eat, despite all the other players, including his partner, being able to.

I picture his partner on the younger side, maybe a cadet, maybe not. They had a very sweet dynamic, very paternal. Even though he couldn't eat, Higashizawa would break into restaurants that didn't have a reaper decal, and "commandeer" their kitchens to make dishes, which, despite only one of them eating them, saved them enough yen and gave enough stat boosts for them to win the game. And led to a spiked increase in reports in "haunted kitchens" for the week they were playing.

Kitanji is TRANS. I know this for a fact. Mr. Square Enix himself told me.

"Megumi" is technically a unisex name but much more commonly a feminine one, something that is actually brought up in the manga, when my dumb cat son tries to nickname Kitanji and Kitanji snaps back that he's very sensitive about his name and was bullied as a kid. This is a trans guy.

He ran a record store in life that unfortunately fell victim to an armed robbery, and Kitanji was killed. His most important thing, his name, was taken from him as his entry fee. This further parallels him to Neku, who woke up in the game knowing nothing but his name. It could also explain why he's so distrusting of Shibuya and thinks the world would simply be better if everyone conformed; after being on the end of transphobic bullying in life, the idea of standing out and embracing the chaos of being a unique soul terrifies him.

MINAMIMOTO is my dumb stupid goth catboy son and I am INSUFFERABLE about him. I have SO many headcanons it's insane.

First off, he died of general exposure, as he was homeless for most of his life. This nicely ties into his habit of collecting garbage, making trash into something brash and artistic, and his general attitude of making himself heard and assertive, while still being so in tune with the flow of the city and people that he has powers unseen in any other reaper. Minamimoto was ignored by the city in life so in death HE IS GOING TO KILL GOD AND TAKE HIS PLACE. WHILE BEING EXTREMELY LOUD ABOUT IT.

So it stands to reason that his entry fee, upon entering the game, was his voice. For the entire game, he was completely mute.

(One of the first things he did as a reaper, was get his megaphone.)

His partner was a diver from the coast who's entry fee was her memories of her home. She knew she had one, she just couldn't remember where, and who was waiting for her in the living world. They developed a series of hand signs for Sho to communicate with, both having a rough grasp of JSL, Sho from some fellow homeless people who were deaf and her from her experience as a diver.

My other big, big headcanon for him is, about 3/4s of the way through the week, she died. Sho, knowing about the seven minutes rule because he picks things up quickly, knew he didn't have long to live if he let her soul energy dissipate and that she would never find out where he home was, but it was MOSTLY about his own survival, shut up, collected up her soul data and tried balancing her equation and a bunch of other Minamimoto nonsense I am not smart enough to write. x = acos(t) and y = asin(t) over root 2 and all that.

He turned her into a noise.

After all, transformation is kinda his thing, and he's notably skilled at manipulating Soul and giving it new forms. He was the one who discovered the loophole that Beat would use to save his sister in week 1. It's what originally put him on Hanekoma's radar as someone to keep an eye on. Hanekoma also made note of the process in case he ever needed it.

After that, Minamimoto went on to win the game, have his partner restored to life, and was now far too curious about studying Soul and Noise to even think of doing anything else but staying in the UG.

His noise form, while originally a boar, he managed to by complete force of will shape into a lion, just because he wanted to be a lion.

He had a short tenure as a wall reaper, where he would ask impossibly long math questions of the "A train leaves Philadelphia at 8:00am traveling 90 mph" variety. This caused him to be promoted to an Officer just to stop him from being a Harrier, and some rules to be laid down regarding what can and can't be a viable quiz for the wall questions.

Def March was a real band before they died, probably in some hilarious way, that killed all three of them. Being Shibuya's only instance of a rare three person pact, their collective entry fee was their memories of knowing each other in life, but they decided to stick together anyways despite having no idea who these random two other guys they woke up in the afterlife with were. Cue clown music as they proceed to become best friends and vow to start a band together once they win the game.

They decided to stay as reapers once they won because none of them could think of anything cooler than a metal band that was actually dead.

Although still very passionate about music, most of their memories of being a band getting erased meant they had some space to explore new hobbies. BJ and Tenho decided to combine their newfound loves of bar trivia and local history into a new method of Harrying, known as the Reaper Review.

Coco wasn't able to see much of the city when she was alive, being hospital bound for most of her life before losing the fight to a chronic illness at a young age. So she took to being a reaper with gusto, diving in to the local trends and culture like she was starving for it. Her entry fee might be considered a paltry thing to most, the ability to see color, but it truly was the thing about herself she valued most. After a life of drab grey walls and sterile surfaces, color was deeply important to her, none moreso than the colors she chose for herself.

She's also the most adventurous of the Shibuya reapers, being the one to actually leave the district and travel to other places in the city, which is how she and Tsugumi became friends.

Uzuki is the second newest reaper, having died recently of a heart attack (see the sprites where she clutches her chest when taken off guard) Like Mitsuki, she was originally deeply annoyed by her life being cut short, but adapted quickly to the new structure of the reapers and is aiming high after realizing how much more being a reaper can offer her. I genuinely have no idea what her entry fee might have been so I am currently in the market for a good headcanon there.

Joshua is the most recent addition to the Shibuya reapers

Okay, hear me out.

First off, I am obsessed with the fanon that Joshua and Fret knew each other in life. Joshua is heavily implied in the first game to have taken his own life, while Fret speaks in the second about losing a friend to what is heavily implied to be suicide. The idea that the loss that set Fret down the path of repression and insincerity was Joshua scratches my brain in such a satisfying way.

Second, he's a prodigy in all things UG related, but has the general attitude and personality of someone actually the age he appears to be. Boy is chronically 15. I think it's much more likely he died a little more than a year or two ago before the start of twewy and rose through the ranks quickly, rather than being some eternally 15 twerp whose been around for years.

It is mentioned he knew Hanekoma in life, and would visit CAT street frequently to talk about the UG, which is something he could see even before he died. He killed himself knowing where he would go, and how he was special.

So I think his entry fee is he got to the UG and couldn't see anything.

No noise, no reapers, no players. Hanekoma was waiting for him, being just enough of a non-game-related entity to at least give him a heads up and see he got a Pact. Joshua himself doesn't know much about his partner, being unable to see them for the entire game. But he did rely on them. Trust your partner. In Josh's case, he had to.

Also, think about the blood vessel Uzuki would pop if she learned that the all powerful composer who wields the power of the entire city with a mysterious anonymity had actually been with the UG shorter than she has.

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lunatic-pudge · 30 days

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Spy SWF Headcanons

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A: Affection (How do they show affection? And how affectionate are they?)

Poor Spy can be iffy with affection. There are days he enjoys being able to cuddle up with his partner, and other times, he needs his space. It all really depends on how he's feeling that day. He'll usually let you know when he's having one of those "don't touch me" days. Also no PDA in front of the other mercs. If you guys were in a different area where no one knew you two, then he's a little more open to it. But only little things like hand holding, little kisses here and there, an arm around the waist, that sort of thing

B: Best Friend (What would they be like a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Good luck trying to befriend this guy. Lots of trust issues. Lots of commitment issues. Cause of his line of work, he can't just be going around befriending people, plus he's kinda an introvert. Finding comfort in being alone with some alcohol and a book. But once you do befriend him, you got yourself such a sassy queen. He's the perfect person to go to if you're looking for some juicy drama, fashion advice, or just someone to BS with. I can see him being such an unintentional mom friend too. Fussing over you while acting like he doesn't want to and has better things to do. He doesn't like showing people that he cares

C: Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He does like a good cuddle, he really does, but remember, there's times he just can't handle physical contact. He claims that he has to be the big spoon and how dare you wanna spoil him by being the big spoon. But with some determination and patience, you can get him to cave him and let you spoil him. It takes a while cause he's not used to being doted over like that. plz help him

D: Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking & cleaning?)

Spy? Settling down? Such a preposterous thing! Okay, but like, he's never really let such thing come across his mind. He's like Medic in the sense where he's so dedicated to his work. It's all he's ever really known. I'm sure he's thought about settling down when he was actively with Scout's Ma. Cause think about it. He's got a baddie that loves him. He's got a son (and a bunch of step sons). But there's a reason why he wasn't there, there's a reason why he left. Imma get more into it later though.

But as for cooking and cleaning? He's def up there with Engie when it comes to who's the best cook. He just doesn't like having to cook. To go through all that work and mess, and only be made to share with everyone else. He'd rather just go to some fancy restaurant or wait for some merc to make dinner (depends on who's cooking). And he's definitely the cleanest one of all mercs. He can't stand messes. His bedroom and smoking room are in such perfect condition. The only way you can tell that someone was even in the room is from the perpetual smell of cigarettes and a bottle of alcohol/glass that's been moved

E: Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Due to his commitment issues, it's very hard for Spy to be in a relationship. He's got too much trauma and baggage for anyone (and even himself at times) to handle. Sometimes, he does the right thing and tells the person that he can't do it anymore. Other times, he'll just up and leave, never to be seen again. Yeah, it's a real shitty thing to do, but it's what he feels he has to do. It's easier for him to just disappear and act like he never existed. He doesn't know how to cope with his issues and it shows

F: Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Yeaaah, no. Absolutely not. Never. Marriage is a line Spy doesn't have the strength to cross. Dating is one thing. Marriage is a whole other thing. He could believe he's with his soulmate and still woudn't be able to propose. The thought alone fills him with anxiety. If you wanna be with this man, you gotta understand that he ain't ever gonna pop the question. Not even as an old man on his death bed. The most he can do is get you a pretty ring and let you say that he's your husband, but even that can be a little too muc

G: Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Spy is a lot more gentle than you think. More so physically than emotionally though. He will love all over you as much as you want. Emotionally, it can be tough. He's a good person to vent your worries to. He does give some real good advice. But if you ever want him to let his walls down and open up, that's gonna be something that would take YEARS to do. He can let little bits of info out, but nothing too big. He's trying though. It's easier for him to hold you and let you spill your worries out to him

H: Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Hugs are only in private or if he's trying to show that he's better than the person who's trying to win your affections over. His hugs aren't the best? Like, it's basically hugging a chain-smoking skeleton in a suit. I'm also gonna go on a limb and say that he's perpetually cold (cause he ain't got no meat or fat on them bones, ya know) so he'd use hugging you as a way to warm up. You wouldn't let this poor old man freeze to death, would you? Also, homie's got some of the NICEST cologne ever. So yeah, while he's got that constant cigarette smell to him, he also smells divine? I dunno. He's weird like that

I: I Love You (How fast do they say the L-Word?)

Ain't no way in hell this man is saying I love you first. And yet at the same time when you say I love you for the first time, he might cry. Spy might think he's some bad boy who pulls bitches like no other, but deep down, he's just a boy who's been through hell his whole life, never was able to cope with it in a healthy way which led him to down a rabbit hole of essentially made everything worse (I'm trying to not derail this entire post, plz help, I'm struggling) But he will say it. It'll take a while, but it's worth it when he says it. God, he could probably write a whole ass novel on why he loves you

J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

I wouldn't say that Spy is a jealous person, more so he just likes being able to woo/seduce you in front of the person who's trying to flirt with you. It fuels his ego. He knows he's better than that pathetic excuse of a person that thinks they could ever be on his level. It's one of those times he gets to be so smug and prideful

K: Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Oh boy oh boy, does this man know how to kiss. He's got the experience, he's got the skill, he can easily make one little peck on the lips turn to a full make out session. He will leave you breathless. He will leave you wanting more. And he won't stop til he's satisfied, gosh darn it! And I know you ain't gonna stop it. I know that you want this Frenchy, disgusting. (I'm kidding, plz, I luv u, don't leave yet)

L: Little Ones (How are they around kids?)

Now Spy has never really been much of a kid person. Like, he can tolerate kids, but only for so long before he needs to leave the room to recoup from how chaotic kids can be. Now, I'm sure that when Scout's Ma told Spy she was pregnant, he was over the moon with how happy and exciting this news was. And I bet he cried when he held Scout for the first time. I bet you he still has baby pics of Scout hidden in his room he looks at when life isn't going well. But remember, there's a reason why he left. And as he got older, dealing with kids became more of a chore to deal with. He's a mercenary! He doesn't have time to be dealing with kids, he's got a job to do, man!

M: Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He's GRUMPY in the mornings. He just wants to be left alone til he's ready to deal with everyone. And since he's an old man, he's up early. I... I don't think he sleeps to be honest

N: Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He's got a whole ass night routine he follows every night before bed or he'll kill someone. He tends to stay up late so he tends to not get much sleep at all. He won't cuddle when he first goes to bed, but then if you wake up in the middle of the night, he's all cuddled up with you, refusing to move. It will take a while for him to let you spend the night with him. He doesn't like having to sleep with his Balaclava on. He does get frequent nightmares though so be ready to be there to comfort him

O: Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait awhile to reveal things slowly?)

As I said before, it takes Spy a very long time for him to open up about himself. And even then, he isn't gonna tell you everything. It's just not his thing.

P: Patience (How easily angered are they?)

This is another thing that's weird. Like it's a 50/50 sort of thing, but also depends on the person? When it comes to his partner, he tends to be more lenient with them as compared to someone like Scout or Soldier. I would say he's also good at keeping a level head, unless he's stressed out, then oops

Q: Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Oh honey, this man knows EVERYTHING about you, whether you told him or not. Even the most private things like your family's medical history, he knows it already. Don't question it. As a matter of fact, why are you even questioning it? He's a spy! of course he knows all these little things about you. He never forgets >:(

R: Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

It was the moment you let him doll you up for the first time. This man wouldn't stop going on about how he wanted to dress you up and do your makeup (if that's something you're comfortable with). FInally, you gave in and let him. And boy, was he ready. He already knew you're measurements and was so quick to take you to the tailor and fit you in an outfit that costs more than your house. He'd do your hair, nails, makeup, he'd go all out for you and make you look like a GOD (or goddess)

S: Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He can be rather protective of his partners. He will literally have you living in a luxury house, filled with security, in a country of your choosing if it means to keep you safe. And, man, if you protected him, he'd be at a loss for words. He wouldn't even know what to do. He'd be so confused as to why you would ever wanna protect him? He'd probably get upset and scold you for putting yourself in such a dangerous situation

T: Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, and everyday tasks?)

Homie's going ALL OUT. He loves being able to go all out and show off. You guys will be dressed to the 10's, at a fancy restaurant, eating some of the finest foods, and you sure as hell are getting spoiled with gifts. Every occasion is a chance for Spy to spoil you and show off how perfect you are. Don't fight it, he won't listen

U: Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He's got a lot of bad habits. He doesn't know how to cope with trauma well. He's definitely someone who has or actively self harms. I'm sorry to say that, but it's just something I can see. Also he chain smokes. He's ALWAYS smoking, never giving himself a break

V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Oh you know he is always concerned about his looks. Even if he's got his Balaclava on, he's still fussing over his appearance. He'll fuss over yours too. He wants you both to constantly look your best. Even a tiny speck of dirt if your cheek is the end of the world for him. He will fuss about it for HOURS

W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Spy is very much used to being alone. He can handle it. He'll miss having you around. You were always his favorite person to complain to. But he's not worried about it. He's a tough cookie

X: Xtra (A random headcanon for them)

Finally, I can say what I've been wanting to say. >:)

I fully believe that Spy is still in love with Scout's Ma. He most definitely is still in communication with her. Helping her out and even coming to see her when he can. That's his baby mama! He can't just abandoned her like he has with every lover he's had. He does still very much care about her, even if it's hard for him to express it and such. He only left so her and the kids could stay safe. Him being there just causes problems. She was the only one who was willing to stay with him no matter what. Even now, with Scout being an adult, she's still around, sending him letters and even gifts.

Yeah, if you couldn't tell, I'm a hard Spy x Scout's Ma defender. Their relationship may not be perfect, but God does it have me in such a chokehold, and I'm not really one for shipping

Y: Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Spy don't want no slob. He has very high standards. He doesn't want someone who's sloppy and doesn't take care of themselves (I smell some slight hypocrisy here)

Z: Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Awful sleep schedule. What even is sleep? He stays up late like a youngster, and wakes up early like an old man. I basically said what needs to be said up in the night section, oops

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#team fortess 2 #tf2 #tf2 x reader #tf2 headcanons #tf2 spy #tf2 spy x reader

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cuethediscoandthedrinks · 1 year

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richie jerimovich's top 5 kinks

quickies~

perhaps not the most surprising thing, as being front of house in a busy beef restaurant in the middle of chicago plus being an unofficial coke dealer and deadbeat dad doesn't exactly afford him much time for anything else. if he's got a partner, he's likely keen to make quickies at least a semi-regular thing. richie's not a rose petals in the bed kind of guy, so having someone ready and willing to both relieve him of his sexual needs, but also welcome his form of appreciation (usually via some kind of speedrun faceriding or 5-8min fingerbang) is almost a must.

additionally, things like starting and stopping between shifts or during smoke breaks is all good with him; if he's knuckle-deep inside you, he's taking them out, wiping the excess arousal on his jean pant and getting back to you in 10 minutes. likewise if you're on the home-run of a solid cock-sucking session, he's either postponing and going hard later, or steamrolling right towards filling up your pretty mouth with his hot, sticky cum.

powerplay~

ok, so we know that richie's likely a dom, or at least a soft!dom, although verging more on careless than deliberate. one of richie's top kinks is definitely powerplay, as nothing turns him on more than some backtalk or arguing before fucking; swatting away his advances, giving him some side-eye, or getting extra handsy just to piss him off is the go-to here.

i think as he's not too fussed on stereotypical foreplay, the effort and sexual energy that comes from his partner resisting or straight-up rejecting him (be it his orders of how he wants you, or what he needs, or what he'll do to you) is especially influential to him and his horniness. some curt "no!"s, "nuh-uh!"s or whines against his attempts to turn you on by some not-so-subtle groping or lovebites def gets him hard underneath his chef's apron.

dirty talk/vocal~

another worth mentioning, as he's never one to shy away from some trashtalking or getting all up in someone's face - richie loves any kind of dirty talk. more him to you, but if you make it extra clear just how much his long, throbbing dick is fucking you just right, or how he's hitting that sweet spot with his fingers perfectly, he's all for it. for richie, the idea that someone'll finally listen to him and react to his words (be it naughty or nice) riles him up to no end.

often the reaction he gets from his coworkers or friends is one of dismissal, or disappointment; he's too loud, too impulsive, too brash, etc. but when he's letting his creative horny juices flow, all forms of dirty talk start to emerge in the bedroom - "fffuck..that sticky pussy's all for me, i'nt it?", "..take it in that tight cunt..shit...take it, y-yeah-fuck", "..ever get tired of being such a needy slut--c-can fuckin' feel it slicked up" being the baseline. he's white trash after all, so all that white trash porn he's binged def comes in handy when he's hilt-deep inside your swollen pussy.

cumplay~

a no-brainer, being the lowkey nasty dom that he is, he's all for anything cum-related. it's less in a bdsm structured-style, keep-it-in-the-freezer-and-use-for-later kind of cumplay, and more like any kind of arousal he's gonna taste. he loves nothing more than tasting your sticky pussy when you're sat on him, or slurping up the shiny excess on his middle and ring fingers when he's brought you over the edge in one of the storerooms, or after he's finished dealing with any paperwork.

similarly, he's happy to cum basically anywhere. pussy is ideal, but richie's also partial to stomach, back or even neck/chest. it really depends on how easy it is to clean, and how much time you have to clean it up bc he's def not big on classic aftercare, he's got 76 orders of chocolate cake and 12 angry methheads to serve . although one of his biggest favorites is after thrusting up against your wet pussy, his throbbing dick slicked up between your tightly-closed thighs, letting all his warm cum spurt and drip out onto your awaiting pussy and panties. he'll then expect you to let him pull them up, taut against your lips and keep his load there for the next few hours at least. just the idea of something so dirty makes his cock get all red and leaky, ngl

cnc/free use~

maybe a little unexpected, but i'm certain that if you both gave the explicit ok, richie would be hard and throbbing at the prospect of pinning you down and missionary-fucking your clenching pussy while you whine and squeal against him. he's not a particularly big, strong guy, so the idea that he could dominate (and succeed in doing so) someone else, especially sexually, would def do things for him.

not to say that this is a healthy coping mechanism, but he's also got so much pent-up stress from his work that giving a good pussy-fucking (with the accompanying play-fights, and little whimpers of horned up shame you let slip) really help him release all that tension. it also works pretty well for his shifts and personal life, bc if he's back extra late and you happen to already be fast asleep, you can bet he's snuggling up, groping your vulnerable body and leaving those tell-tale hickeys and cumstains for you to find in the morning. he's a bit stereotypical porn trash, but he has a good heart, idk what to tell you lmao

this was cathartic for me, ngl. every time i write these a little piece of my inner catholic purity fades away, but richie's a hot white boy trash weasel and i'm tired of denying it

tags, bc i thought you'd like this (lmk if you want out ofc):

@chexcy @a-coffin-yoursize @misfitswasteland @buscemi-babe @neapolitantoebeans @diorstarr @thatqueerguy-charli @thelemonbandit @tender-pup @unraveling-elle @theboardwalkbody @kokorocala @madamepoelzig @gentlewaltz @therealmilfdennys @sunflowervc @katarraas @romansfall @flowercrowns-goodvibes @sorryaboutthegunbabe @masterthespianduchovny @sadlystolas @melaninpelican @rapunzel-withthegoodhair @jennarinks-blog @hvlf

#richie jerimovich x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto x reader #richie jerimovich headcanons #richie jerimovich #the bear fx #the bear x reader #cuethediscoandthedrinks #cuethedisco #discosmut

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kittyt-hexxed · 1 year

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My Abby Anderson Headcanons

Tag: @ohlawdthebirds

In-Game Headcanons

Abby used to love climbing to high places before she got her fear of heights - she loved to watch things from up above like a bird

Top Firefly at 14 years old

Dated Owen cause he was the only one who had the balls to ask her out - everyone was terrified to openly date the surgeon’s daughter

Owen wasn’t her first partner, but she clung to him after her father’s death

Abby def had a thing with Nora

Abby chose Manny as her roommate because he’s her workout buddy

Wanted a dog as a kid, so she lives at the kennel when she’s not out

Prefers melee fighting because she didn’t gain those muscles for nothing

Actually has extensive knowledge of surgical care, but lost interest because her father is the one who taught her and the memories are painful

Modern AU Headcanons

Grows up in a gang because her father is some big-wig (Fireflies)

Definitely played basketball or lacrosse in high school

Goes to the gym every day except on weekends (she gets cranky if she can’t go to the gym)

She’s actually really quiet and awkward and doesn’t get her confidence until junior year

Class jokester - I mean she has a joke for everything that leaves people wheezing (her teachers love her and hate her)

Gets perfect grades because she’s trying to impress her dad

Her ipod was maxed out with music and she took such good care of it that it still works

Lowkey emo - knows how to play the drums

Lives in hoodies cause she likes surprising people with her muscles

Can’t hold her alcohol for shit, but she’ll out-smoke Manny

Leaves the Fireflies and ends up becoming a bounty hunter

Ends up adopting the kid of someone she was paid to kill (Lev) and quits that life

Works at an animal rescue instead and will beat anyone who abuses their pets

Abby as a Girlfriend

Physical touch is her love language - she will lay on top of you if you’re not being touchy enough

Following that thread, she’s always manhandling you - physically moves you if you’re in her way or not where she wants you

She’s such a cuddle bug. Don’t even try to escape because she’ll squeeze you tighter

Insists on paying for all of your dates - ALL of them

Gets upset when you don’t want to accept her gifts because she’s eager to please you - god damn it, just accept the $200 bracelet she bought because it reminded her of you (doesn’t realize it’s not normal because she was a lowkey rich kid)

Takes care of you when you’re sick or on your period

Insists that you wear her hoodies and nothing else when you’re at her place

Wrestles with you

A complete softy with you - begs for nose kisses and kisses in general

Abby with a POC S/O

She’s obsessed with how your skintone looks next to hers - loves that it stands out

Will absolutely hold your hand to see how cute it looks in hers

If anyone says anything racist she’ll make them regret it

Takes the lead if you get nervous in white-dominated areas and protectively puts her arm around you

Will show up to family functions and even if she’s the only white person there she’s chattering with everyone

Tries to learn your language if she’s not already fluent in it

Gets offended when people accuse her of dating you because you’re a POC and not because of your amazing personality

Listens to you complain or rant about cultural specific things - will get mad with you

Tries any foods from your culture even if she might not like it

Tentatively asks questions about things she’s curious about from your culture - gets nervous about getting it wrong

Reminds you that your hypertrophic scars/acne scars/white stretch marks don’t make you any less beautiful/handsome

Some bonus NSFW

Picks you up and drops you onto the bed

Wrestling is her pre-foreplay - expect her hand down your pants once she pins you

Into pet play and can be very kinky

Loves vanilla sex too but she loves yanking you by your collar

“Are you going to be a good puppy for me?”

Dom but will let you go down on her/play with her boobs - might be submissive but she has to be in the right mood

#hexxed replies #technically #abby tlou #abby anderson #abby anderson x reader

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nighthaterfrfr · 3 months

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this is jst

imma make this intro short but, alilex bies and how they met :3 ???

(imma jst pull from @jben073 be she's right. benny's a god and the smartest person to make this shit)

-alice and lex have known abt each other for a while, but when alice started to date deb, thats when she started to go hang w her friends in the smoke club. lex sells to the smoke club, and occasionally hangs out there. so, yk they know each other, havent talked a lot, mostly acquaintances

-now w watcher world, its v obvious that blinky was trying to fuck w alice and suppose that deb hooked up w ziggy at her party while alice was in watcher world. canon aside, i like to think for this, they did hook up while alice was gone, and they were found out by alice maybe a month or two after this.

-where the fuck does lex come into play? well she denounced deb as soon as the whole smoke club finds out. quickly cut ties w zigay too. she tries to find alice, and succeeds, although talking to other people is hard if you only ever illy talk to your boss, your sister, and your shitty mom.

-to her surprise, alice takes comfort in lex trying her best to help her out, so they go from acquaintances to friends the more time they spend togehter

-mainly be i think alice is tutoring lex to help get her ged

-more tutoring they have, the closer they get. alice realizes she's catching feelings and is trying to avoid them.

-but one day, she asks lex to read a new script she made up, mear as a school project. as lex reads, alice admires. she admires everything about this girl. and as lex finished reading, she ended u mumbling the words "god, i rily like you." after

-alice ofc is embarrassed and wants to get away, but lex holds her wrist gently. reassuring that her feelings are reciprocated.

-id like to think they kiss after, but more i think thats better is there a mess, blushing stupid mess. where would they go next?

and thats where like

my other bagillion hes go in play

-SO hannah knows abt this. be first lex tells her a lot and second, shes not a dumbass. seeing her sister and the friend she's bringing over a blushing mess like

hello?

-alice is so nice to hannah, not great with kids, but hannah is very chill in her eyes. she learns how to take care of her quick, and as lex starts dating alice, they go on like little outings

jst hannah, her sister, and her sister's gf

-no matter how much lex is the scary like "fuck you bitch" partner, alice is much scarier. like can you imagine this girl like you fucked up lex a little bit and alice brings out a big ass notebook to hit you over the head

-bill’s so unsure of lex, since first she smokes, second she kinda dropped out of high school, and third she’s known for being a mean person?

but when seeing her w hannah and alice, and seeing how much happier she is now w lex, bill likes her better. long as she doesn’t cheat on her.

-also last one alice def didnt tell her dad. at all. he found out when she snuck lex in one day and he jst knocked on her door, and here lex was hiding in alice’s closetz

she fell out of it 💀

#starkid #hatchetfield #team starkid #lex foster #alice woodward #alice woodward x lex foster #alilex #tgwdlm #black friday #bill woodward #hannah foster #hatchetfield headcanon

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eggyboyoart · 7 months

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LMK MK Headcanons

TRANSGENDER

He likes cherries in the same way people like purple

Cherry flavoured lipbalm, cherry flavoured juice/tea, cherry print boxers-

I acc just think hes an avid fruit eater AHEM RED SON AHH-

Def has a fruit bowl in his apartment

Hes also obsessed with anything that smells vanilla

Hes so

Just

Everything

He struggles with saving/spending money

especially since his friends are Mei and Red Son-

He takes after Wukong bc hes a HOARDER

He has so many useless trinkets stashed away EVERYWHERE

Like, you sit down on his couch and now you have a mini bedazzled Eiffel Tower up your ass (I have one of those, its hot pink with rhinestones)

He may be a monkey but HE HAS CROW BRAIN

He sees shiny, he must have shiny

ALSO, if friends see shiny, he must get it for them

CHRONIC PEOPLE PLEASER AND OVERSHARE-ER

He also has a massive glasses collection, but like; fashion glasses

Like, heart shaped ones, cherry shaped ones, those sick fire shaped ones

Speaking of the fire shaped glasses, they match with Red Son and Mei’s pairs

MK’s is green, Red Son’s is yellow and Mei’s is pink

MK’s scent is vanilla, parchment and spices

MK has at least had a little puppy crush on Red Son at some point

Probably early on in their ‘enemies-to-friends’ era

Like, when MK first saw Red Son, he was def like ‘…oh’

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??

But fr tho, MK gets crushes SO EASY

Like, he could sneeze and someone could just be like ‘oh, bless you’ and MK responds ‘marry me PLEASE’

Bro really do be falling for basic human decency

Unfortunately for MK, a lot of his previous relationships have NOT been great

I hc hes had at least 2 previous partners and at least ONE of those bitches was a piece of shit

Mei quickly shut it down tho

We stan Mei - the founder of the MK protection squad

MK also has a really hard time accepting gifts or help (as evidenced in the show im pretty sure)

Pigsy will cook dinner sometimes and brings it over to MK’s place and it’s a battle to get MK to take it

Also Pigsy is def #1 dad

Like, cooks MK food, makes sure MK cleans his house - we stan

MK can’t cook to save his life and he is painfully aware of it

If you held a gun to MK’s head and said ‘make toast’, MK should just shoot himself

When he first started working at Pigsy’s, he started off as a kitchen hand

That was until there were numerous reviews of food poisoning :D

But, Pigsy noticed MK was pretty fast and moved around pretty quickly so thus MK THE DELIVERY BOY WAS BORN

The delivery truck is MK’s actual car and is also MK’s baby

He LOVES that thing like it was his own child

He gets genuinely sad whenever it breaks down or starts having problems and acts like its dying

Buuuuuut hes also too cheap to get it fixed so he says ‘its fine’ while it is actively sparking and smoking

#lego monkie kid #lmk #mk #lmk mk #lego monkie kid mk #mk headcanons #lmk mk headcanons #headcanons #lmk headcanons #eggy writes*~

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trashcanfills · 2 years

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Shimada Genji Relationship Headcanons

Cus who dOESN’T want to have a green cyborg ninja as a friend/lover?? Note that this is referring to genji as he is post-overwatch recall.

I swear with him as he is, you cannot ever get a poor first impression with him (unless you are racist against omnics then well rip to you cus YOU MISSING OUT BRUH).

He looks so cool with his appearance when you first see him, with sleek metal armor and green highlights, and is incredibly friendly and polite when you greet him.

Zenyatta’s teachings have given Genji a reason to have a deep introspection with himself, and make sense of his identity. Thanks to this, he is able to accept himself as it is, process his emotions in a more healthy manner and be at peace with what he has done and what has been done to him. As a result, he is rather chill and easy-going.

He’s also very open-minded and accepting on what you guys want to do whenever you spend quality time together. Wanna ramble about some cool interest you got? He’s attentive listener. Not feeling up for talking but still want some company? Thats fine, he’s ok with meditating/reading/playing games on his own while you do your own thing in the same room. Wanna do a prank and dye mccree’s entire wardrobe bright pink? Oh hell yea, he’s already getting his hands on some pink dye online that’s going to come in few days time.

Yes, Genji is also game to do anything silly or outrageous for fun(so long as it isn’t too dangerous of course cus he doesn’t want anyone to get hurt). He may have mellowed down a lot since young but that doesn’t mean he has lost that mischievous streak within him. After all, once a lil shit, always a lil shit. :^)

Being a lil shit, while can be entertaining and harmless fun at times, might end up causing some issues. While Genji is a bit more calm compared to his younger self, he is still impulsive. He is a person more focused on feelings than logic after all. As such, there will be times where he spontaneously acts in a way that he regrets later. Thankfully he will be apologetic and do his best to make up for whoever he has hurt unintentionally.

For being in a ROMANTIC relationship with Genji, ho ho ho.

He has experience of being in several romantic relationships for sure, from previous trysts during his younger years. I like to think he has been with men and women, so he definitely knows how to treat his partners good regardless of gender. Definitely used that time of his to explore his sexuality.

So sweet and attentive?? Like bruh he has experience and will use that to make you feel loved as much as possible. Not shy in giving u compliments (and he def likes seeing u flustered he is cheeky that way). Small gifts from his travels that showcase his thoughtfulness. And the teachings from Zenyatta just upgraded him to incredibly respectful and polite person. Perfect boyfriend holy sheez what else can u ask for.

Complete and utter show-off. Like cmon you cannot tell he is completely humble looking at the cinematics. Disappearing into a flurry of smoke and leaves a sparrow’s feather for Hanzo at the end?? Comes in at the EXACT fucking time the new overwatch team needed help with that giant omnic? Boy is a dramatic lil shit, that’s for sure. So is his older bro. I’m convinced it’s in the Shimada genes.

Ok, he haaas been humbled a little thanks to Zenyatta, but that doesn’t mean he’s modest at all lol nope. He will do all those cool ninja moves in front of you and pREEN at the fucking attention u give him. Dont ignore him too much lol cus he will be persistent and escalate it.

Sliiiighty insecure about his looks after that fatal incident. It was something he used to take pride in and now it’s all scarred. He doesn’t blame Hanzo of course because he understands that the family was incredibly toxic to the both of them. But you know, his face is still mostly covered and he doesn’t show it often. If he removes the mask in front of you, thats when you know that he trusts you a lot. Cherish it.

Ok I think thats all jgftyjkn i might wanna add more lmao maybe later as an edit. Would yall wanna see and nsfw version soon actually like i have ideas but not sure.

#genji shimada x reader #overwatch x reader #ow x reader #genji x reader

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drgstrcowboi · 10 months

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would i let the gang bum a smoke off me

i have mild to moderate brain rot at the moment bc I can’t smoke while I’m sick so here are my unsolicited opinions on whether I’d let the gang bum smokes off me/use my lighter

tw: smoking, cigarettes

[if you’re gonna judge me for being a smoker plz just don’t read and leave me to my misery i know it’s bad for my health]

Darry

I feel like he’d only ask to bum a smoke if he really needed it because he doesn’t really smoke in the book/movie so I’d def say yes. If he’s hard up enough to ask for one, I’d for sure share.

and I would 100% let him use my lighter and trust that he’d give it back

Sodapop

yeah I’d probably give him a cig if he asked but I doubt he’d ask bc I smoke marlboro black 100s and he strikes me as someone who likes lighter/menthol cigs

he can borrow my lighter and if he wants it, he can have it. Sodapop can do no wrong, precious little bean.

Ponyboy

man, I’d feel bad giving him one bc this kid smokes way too much especially for his age. so if I’m feeling particularly responsible, I might say no, especially if Darry was around. but in a lot of instances, yeah I’d share.

he probably has his own lighter tbh but fine whatever he can borrow mine.

Two-Bit

he can bum a smoke off me any day of the week but he cannot use my lighter bc he would break it and steal it—it in that order.

i have no further notes.

Steve

no. I would share with him only bc it’s smoker code to share. but i kinda feel like Steve and I wouldn’t get along (Aires and Leo) so idk if he’d even dare ask.

he cannot use my lighter for the same reasons as two.

Johnny

yes. 100% yes. No questions asked. Johnny would be a great smoke break partner and given how much Dallas bums off him, I know he’s gotta be out of cigs all the time.

he can def use my lighter but I kinda hc that Johnny has a really nice zippo that he takes good care of/treasures so he probs wouldn’t need my lighter.

Dallas

no. re: my previous post: I wouldn’t share with him bc I think Dal probs doesn’t let other people bum off of him. so it’s like reciprocity I guess?? I mean if he was genuine about how he asked, yeah I’d give him one i mean who can say no to those puppy dog eyes

he cannot use my lighter. he would steal it. wanting to steal the lighter is probably his actual motivation for asking for a cigarette in the first place. oh who am I kidding I’d let him steal my lighter and my heart

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yaoxsblog · 7 months

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Bosnia horny headcanons NOW 🔥🔥🔥

GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE 🫡🫡🫡

Ok as per usual CW: mentions of sex, fetishes and overall gross stuff, if you don’t want to see it don’t read

Oh and also disclaimer, my version of Enis is a cis male bisexual, and most if not all of this will apply to his relationship with herze, i mean what else Did you expect of me really.

I actually think he’s not 100% a bottom. Yeah i know throwing tomatoes because that joke that herze tops him is so old it sprouted roots in my brain but just hear me out. Cause when he gets to actually be dominant he’s got that dog in him (i don’t even know what that means)

What i wanted to say basically is dom bos is more agressive.

Sub bos is way different. Good boy, very obedient 10/10

Giving oral >>>recieving oral

His sex drive is actually pretty low, out of him and herze you would think hes to more horny one but no lol

Totally into being choked, also probably enjoys being tied up in some way

WOW THATS A LOT OF EDGING like a lot a lot

Hes actually pretty quiet, sometimes whimpers but almost never moans. Instead he prefers for his partner to be loud

^^^ doesn’t even have to ask herze for it, she’s just loud in general, screaming with the s this time

… ass guy. All I’m gonna say. Ass and Hips are Top tier.

Fav position is probably some variation of cowgirl or lotus (oh and any form of face riding)

Very much enjoys taking his time, teasing or being teased, leaving little kisses everywhere and slowly undressing his partner (contrary to herze who would just like to unzip his pants and hop on Top)

Sigh… okay fine he has a snail trail (but i very much prefer the polish term for it because ścieżka do leszka is objectively funnier)

And MAYBE… because im not sure but cum gutters???

Fav place to finish on… well nowhere on the outside hehe *gets electrocuted*

Sigh besides that probably his partner’s stomach

ACTUALLY doesn’t smoke right after he finishes, but that is literally just because herze doesn’t like it when he does, thats the only time of day when she wants to cuddle so you gotta make use of that

Doesn’t actually have the balls to do it but probably fantasizes about doing it in public

When he was little uncle turkey told him masturbation is haram and therefore he doesn’t do it even now (and when he does he cries after)

This comes as no surprise but he enjoys being pegged. You knew this was gonna be mentioned and here it is

Not super horny but super filrty and probably says shit like „hey bbg u wanna tie me up and drip wax on my dick????”

Im not gonna do cock size and color headcanons. If you can imagine he has one i think thats enough to think about

I mentioned that he likes touching well uhhhhhhhh this also applies here. Def grabs herze’s Hips whenever he can

Likes sundresses, skirts, anything that can give you ‚easy access’ *gets electrocuted again*

Ok i think thats enough bye lolll

#hetalia #yugotalia #aph herzegovina #aph bosnia #bosherze #hetalia world stars #yaox realness #balkantalia #hetalia headcanons #yaox sexcanons

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rating the new rv album: chill kill

chill kill: 8/10. i like it. the chorus is good. just can't get over the pop smoke type beat in the back.

knock knock (who's there?): 9/10. "knock knock who's there?" it's me. served as usual.

underwater: 10/10. hips grinding, ass is shaking currently as I'm typing this. this is most def for the r&b girlies. the landlord was at the door most def. bye bye's crown was tilted.

will i ever see you again: 5/10. first off, the beginning sounds like a tech commercial. This instrumental sounds like a damn Samsung ringtone. Giving very much 2016 then and now video. Might have to grown into it. Wendy eating up the notes per usual.

nightmare: 10/10. oh this beat eating. shoulder moving and shit. oh bitch. im floating. I'm levitating and airbending in this bitch. this shit is heavenly. this song name do not fit the vibe. the rap ate. the high note ate. this chorus... bitch im GONE

iced coffee: 9/10. oh so i see red velvet chose levitation for this concept because im just fucking floating. i feel like a fucking princess listening to this shit. im a fucking ballroom rn in a big ass poofy ass dress fucking spinning. this is a royal ass song. "got me like iced coffee" no bitch, got me like belle.

one kiss: 10/10. they said we shaking ass this album cause im throwing it in a circle rn. OH THIS RAP??? THIS BEAT THE CLAPPING. I AM SHAKING MY FUCKINF ASS. CURRENTLY BUCKING. and y'all know how rv loves them soft ass bridges. wendy need a big ass robitussin bc she just hitting notes this whole album.

bulldozer: 8/10. they asking what can you break but they need to be asking what they can they serve bc this album... i actually love this chorus. the raps are amazing as usual. idk why but this song seemed too short (joyuri curse)

wings: 10/10. the beginning is so beautiful omg. i can def see y'all youtube vloggers using this. this is so sweet sounding. like this makes me feel like i'm walking down the street with my partner or something. this song makes me appreciate life. once again, Wendy eating up these notes. SHE SAID "SPREAD YOUR WINGSS" TAKE US TO CHRUCH MISS WENDYYY.

scenery: 10/10. im yearning over someone i never met. im thinking about the good times with this person. how did they do me so well. i feel like im in a loving relationship with this song. i can see this playing during a rainy love confession scene in a kdrama. this song is so soft and i love it. it smells like fabric softener, coffee, and a rainy day.

favs: iced coffee, nightmare, and underwater.

fave song: underwater.

in conclusion: a bunch of booty shaking songs in mix with some songs that got you floating in this bitch. the songs are versatile. red velvet b-sides never fail to eat. someone give wendy some lemon water and robitussin bc she was hitting notes this whole album. i'll give it a 9/10.

#they said the landlord was at the DOOR #they was not playing #got me dancing at 4:48 AM on a school night #red velvet #red velvet chill kill #kpop #ratings #joy red velvet #wendy red velvet #seulgi red velvet #yeri red velvet #irene red velvet #chill kill

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cuethediscoandthedrinks · 2 years

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MORE SMUTTY MURRAY HCS PLEASEEEEEEE and perhaps some aftercare ones 😌

now bc u asked so nicely i'mma go off, but it's slutty, m'k?

kinky foreplay + murray bauman hcs ✨

🧡so in another post we went through his main 5 kinks, and i referenced his bias to the more messy kind of vibe; so i think it's worth discussing here too in a little more detail:

🧡being a 70s guy, living in the middle of nowhere and not really giving a fuck at any moment, i get the vibe that he's pretty down for things to be chill. not chill like rose petals and candles though - more like, slow, messy, sloppy, lazy, languid, unabashedly-horny-chill, yk?

🧡the indolent and lazy energy is just rampant when he screws, like, i just feel it.

🧡it wouldn't surprise me if he was either a smart and well-to-do intellectual of the 60s/70s, or just straight-up a weed-smoking, long-haired, flip-flop-wearing hippie who'd lovemake all day and then get some conspiracy work done all night with an almost constant stream of vodka in the mix, ofc

🧡so now he's older, had more time to figure himself out and get set in his ways a little more, i see him as keening pretty hard into the lazy!play vibe, like,

🧡i can imagine a bunch of foreplay revolving around it ngl; sloppy french kisses, slow groping all over each other, esp thighs and pussy; grinding and and humping each other, loud, wanton groans and whines, lowkey just the baseline

🧡he's a big fan of the lube/liquid aspect too tbh, so lots of hickeys, licked trails up your collarbones and all over ur titties, bc ofc. open-mouthed, steamy and messy makeout sessions abound, and if u pair it with the occasional hair-pull or running of your hands over his chest?? i think he'd esp dig it

🧡likewise, i think bc of his spit kink, he'd def be down for y'all to just go at it with v languid, sensual tongue kissing esp. like y'all can be all tongue, groans and moans into each other's mouths, for like 10-20mins, and he's legit a happy camper. although this extends not just to foreply, but also oral-

🧡as we discussed before, he's an oral giver first and foremost, so paired with his love of all things wet and lazy, you can expect a lot of almost pornographically although 70s, if it helps lmao lewd slurping and slobbering all over your wet, swollen pussy;

🧡lots of loud groans and 'hggnh-'s too, bc he legit can't handle it when ur thighs start to shake, and all that extra arousal just drips right out of you and onto his awaiting lips, and he never gets tired of the sweet+salty scent of ur sticky pussy, like-oml??

🧡i also see him as not too interested in edging his partners, but being pretty down to be edged himself. so with that in mind, i think when he gets down (or underneath) there, he's legit just barreling right towards making you cum. not much teasing, after the first 5-10mins of foreplay, bc he's then trained to make your pussy clench and leak all over his mouth and beard ofc via orgasm solely

🧡that isn't to say that he sticks to one thing though, bc as explored previously i think he'd be a big fan of using his tongue a lot. like, a lot of circular motions; licking as far into your pussy as possible, and ofc, just going flat-tongue and having you ride down on it~

🧡the idea of your slick juices, paired with the warmth of your swollen, hot pussy opening right up against his mouth??? ngl i do think it's just right that he'd cum from a couple upward thrusts while ur riding him just on that vibe alone ygwim?

🧡not to labor the point here either, but saliva and his precum would also be big parts of the lube situ as well. like, when he's eating you out, i think he'd be happy to just start while he's going on you;

🧡so he'd be slurping up ur wet, warm pussy while he's got a hand tugging at his stiffened, leaky cock too. he'd scoop up all the extra arousal from his dick, maybe spit into his palm, mix it, and then rub it all over your lips and pussy opening, ngl i'm gross sorry

🧡i see him as a big fan of pseudo-massage stuff too, so you can bet hes really going to town on rubbing your mixed juices all over your pussy, starting from your clit, continuing down further between your legs; a lot of 'mhmhuhh, fuck..look at that sweetie..", "god, you're wet..can you feel it, babygirl?? looks real pretty, shit", "you like that, don't you?? huh, yeah you do, i can feel it..all wet and slippery, fuck, i w'na get inside you sweetheart"-type stuff, yk?

🧡likewise, i don't think he really gives a fuck about things 'looking' nice yk? he's more for the pure sensations, so a lot of janky-looking positions and methods in which to achieve the most pleasure are commonplace

🧡if things don't look 'nice' or go 'wrong', i genuinely don't think he'd really care; like, the priority it for y'all to cum, so he's not wasting time getting worked up or embarrassed about things that could happen,

🧡need extra lube? "well let's go get it"; more foreplay? "sure, but you're riding my face, right??"; different surface? "yeah, let's try the chair again--threw a knee on the counter last time"-

🧡i think irrespective if it looks wack asf, he's out here to make it feel the best, so if you fall off the bed, or can't fit his cock inside you just yet, he's not getting flustered - like, he's pretty seasoned, so i'mma say he just turns you 'round or lifts a leg up, and tries again and again, and again...u know the drill

hope you liked that - lowkey embarrassed i simp for a senior citizen, but idgaf i had fun writing this. 🤭

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tags, for the whores:

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