#they would carry you everywhere

[navybrat817]

I stepped on a tiny shard of glass this morning and the kiddos were so sad for me.

Now I'm imagining Bucky or Steve insisting on carrying me around everywhere after inspecting my foot.

"How the hell did that end up on the floor? How did I not see it? This is my fault. I'm so sorry. No, you can't walk by yourself. Can't have you hurting yourself again. And don't say you're too heavy. I'm a fucking super soldier." 😂

#navybrat rambles #bucky barnes #steve rogers #ouchie #it hurt for a second #ain't no rest for the wicked #they would carry you everywhere #and curse the glass #because how dare something hurt you #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[solarpunkani]

sometimes spite is a powerful motivator and today its motivating me to crochet

long story short I saw a cool bag on pinterest while I was looking for crochet patterns but there was no fucking pattern but one of my friends found a pattern for a similar but not quite bag so I watched an hour long video, transcribed it into text, and am now gonna make a wholeass backpack just because Sunflower Vibe

Wish me luck I guess

Also this is the bag

#anis crochet journey #ani rambles #out of queue #do i have enough green yarn for this? no idea #if i need more I'll go buy more it'll be a nice excuse to get myself a cute planner for garden planning anyways #'ani dont you carry a purse around everywhere what would you carry in this extra bag' idk yet but its CUTE I will FIND A REASON #also if anyone asks yes I'm willing to share the transcription if someone wants it #like literally if someone reblogs or replies to this post 'plz transcription' i will post a link to the google doc in an INSTANT #i spent like 2 hours on that transcription I want it to be APPRECIATED (by more than just me)

[wolf-king-art]

Inspired from @masterqwertster 's fic Full-time Soulmates, Part-time Problems

#there is something really tragic to me about how big a sunflower is and how hard it would be to carry it around #and then to try and keep it nice when it's already sort of beat up. and it's fucking massive! and you have to carry it everywhere! forever! #also just something about a strong guy carefully cradling a flower #cr spoilers #critical role #ashton greymoore

[auroreliis]

Have you seen Gotham Knights? If so, imagine them as yanderes. They have already lost Bruce, they would probably be a bit more protective of reader.

Yes absolutely! It's a very intriguing concept, but honestly I think Bruce just adds to the Batfamily

It's not the same without Batdad :(

Also, leaving Dick in charge is a HORRIBLE idea, especially for the sake of Batsibling's sanity

He's already overbearing enough when Bruce is around, telling him to tone it down, so imagine what he's like without Bruce...

#he is in charge so according to him you have to sit on his lap all the time and also he carries you around everywhere #oh and btw you have to sleep in his bed forever because bruce is gone and he is in charge and only he can protect you #oh and did he mention that he is in charge? #in his defense: all of them would behave this way if bruce wasnt around #only alfred can save you now #rorii talks

[aparticularbandit]

i found out recently that the original idea for mikan was a chinese zombie girl who had been revived by her dead lover and now carries said dead lover's brain around

and like

is it wrong to say i actually want that to be a thing

what would she even be the ultimate of

points if it's something mundane and not at all related to zombies or brains or medicine or anything like that

like maybe she's ultimate knitting or ultimate cashier or ultimate customer service or ultimate bartender or something

but just

carries her dead lover's brain around

#musings #danganronpa #points if that dead lover is still junko somehow #so she's just carrying junko's brain around everywhere #idk how that would have survived being splattered by the compactor #BUT #(well i guess if they're assuming the two years memory gone #but maybe that doesn't go as well with zombie girl? #so she still doesn't remember anything except that this brain belongs to her dead lover and it's important and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT) #she and gundham would be besties #probably also sonia #she'd die in the first trial and then someone would replace her brain with her dead lover's brain #...okay this got weird fast huh

[harmonysanreads]

my offering *turns into a puddle of acid and melts the floor*

I can safely say his hair alone took 3 years off my lifespan. I feel bad for his barber

OH OH MY EATING THIS UP ZURI I WISH I COULD KISS YOU

Vampire!Alhaitham : Oh, you drew.. me? Though I personally have marginal interest in art, I've always found it quite fascinating to study paintings of famed humans. The way they paint their imagination on a canvas surpasses what some so-called "artists" of my kin are capable of doing, I'll give them that. That said, I hope I'm correct in presuming this is the manifestation of how you must view me? Putting aside my curiosity on how you caught a glimpse of my fangs despite my caution, I'm.. pleasantly surprised by how accurately you drew my hair. I can tell you spent a lot of time correcting the tresses—ah, so is that why you were staring at me so intensely earlier? Hm.. well, in any case, your hard work has given fruit to something I'd even use the adjective.. “cute” for. Not me, but the drawing, I'd like to clarify. I was wondering if you'd let me have it..? For what purpose? Oh...uh, I just wished to frame it and keep it secured in my vault, that's all.

#vampire alhaitham would actually be so ecstatic that he'd carry this everywhere #it's a gift from you after all #that aside that ahogeee #you nailed alhaitham's inconvenient ahh hairstyle #also the shading on the eye must be the complete red pupils?? correct me if i'm wrong but the shape is perfect #you have fed me so well zuri #i'll keep it saved and secure<3 #teabutmakeitazure #vampire alhaitham #yandere vampire alhaitham #chit chat ; vampire alhaitham #alhaitham #vampire al haitham #al haitham

[blueberry-beanie]

This I guess is to tell you You’re chosen out from the rest

#a tribute to a song that has carried me through the darkest times of my life #i've been unable to listen to it for many years #it has become increasingly difficult to listen to coldplay in general because there is just so much life attached to their music #it must be about ten years ago since i started listening to them #it is impossible to underestimate their impact: everything i've done and everywhere i've been has somehow been influenced by them #i would be another person today without coldplay #and it feels very liberating that the difficult emotions attached to their music are beginning to fade away #so here you go with some gifs! #coldplay #always in my head #ghost stories #gs era #chris #jonny #will #guy #my edit #my gif

[bibannana]

Random thought:

I feel like Hondo and Quinlan would have gotten along amazingly well. Been drinking buddies when Quinlan was in the area.

Also they would have been the reason Obi-wan drank himself into an early grave being complete chaotic nuisances together.

Obi-wan *who has changed his comm frequencyfor the 273rd time*: How do you keep getting my new frequencies!??!!

Hondo *smug*: I have my ways Kenobi.

Quinlan *who has been passing on Obi-wan's comm frequency to fuck with him*: How mysterious. Truely a complete mystery.

#i dunno #i just feel like they would get along really well #just complain about obi-wan #and drink themselves blind #then fuck with the other pirates #just causing absolute chaos in there wake #though they would deny ever knowing each other #but they meet frequently #they complain about obi-wan and how his hair is always great #and how he drops his cloak everywhere #quinlan *busts down hondos door*: you will never guess wht kenobi did now!!! #he was carrying many drinks #quinlan vos #hondo ohnaka #obi wan kenobi #quinlan #hondo #obi wan #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes

[skenpiel]

ketchup my delicious little friend

#wish i could carry you everywhere but i dont have the pocket or backpack space for that #make my awesome garbage food taste even better #shoutout to my darling bottomfeeders grill cheese u my ride or die without u i wouldnt have made it theough middle scchool #‘skenp you already didnt make it through middle school you dropped out remember’ well wirhout my bottomfeeders grill cheese i would b dead. #so think abt that next time #anyways. idk where id be without u ketchup baby i could put you on anythinf #i cant believe i saw somebody say ketchup on spaghetti was like weird or abnormal or gross or whatever on here awhile ago…… #like. thats one of the Things u put on pasta. i didnt put anythinf else on pasta until like 2 years ago #if u have pasta u can put pesto or butter or just olive oil which is good and you cna put tomato sauce and u can put ketchup #i ONLY had ketchup on my pasta for at least the first 9 years of my life. wat r u guys talking abt #theyre lovers theyre soulmates theyre meant to be together……. what the hell else do u use ketchup for if u think thats weird ???

[natjennie]

just got that blinding horrible stomach/back pain for like three minutes and then it's gone again and like. fuck man this body is such bullshit I don't want it. I don't want any of it. I don't want to do it anymore.

#carrying my stupid worthless body and brain around everywhere day after day #accomplishing nothing. it's so pointless. #i know there's beauty in the world I know it but. i can't sustain this for much longer. #that post about fantasizing about collapsing in the street and being rushed to the hospital where they find that one thing wrong you. #like. can i please get some help #i know it's fucked up to wish for but i do think a tragic accident where I lost a limb or went blind or somethign #would actually fix me. because then at least I could get some help.

[fastfists]

100% Ciya was probably carried in a baby sling at all times and they loved it a lot. Especially against their parent's chests, they got to snuggle than.

#I'm Just Warming Up {OOC} #Mun Menu {Post} #already-know-this-story {mention} #alreadyknowthisstory {mention} #LOOK; I DO NOT KNOW HOW OR WHY CIYA WOULD BE ABLE TO HAPPEN BUT #I LOVE THEM AND CARE ABOUT THEM ALREADY #[holds baby protectively] #You know Tikal and Chaos carried them everywhere till they were old enough #Ciya would cry if they're not in the sling

[dirt-str1der]

Love the thought of kiryu losing nishikiyamas lighter fucking instantly after he gave it to him. Like he leaves it in the car and nishiki is nice enough to re-gift it to him when they meet up again and then two weeks after that whole fiasco kiryu loses it again and nishiki just buys him those cheap packs of like fifty plastic lighters because this is why they cant have nice things and he hates (loves) him so much

#Yakuza loveblog #like as sweet as it is to have kiryu hold on to that thing forecer (his lighter now) i think he really has a problem with commitment. its #not like he doesnt treasure it. he just does a lot of backflips and jumping around and things inevitably fall out of his pockets #i believe in my heart that kiryu is always losing shit and taking nishikis without permission and breaking it sometimes. like yknow #younger brother behaviour. thats why nishikis always hounding him because hes suffered greatly from kiryus whims #his whimsicality. his ability to wander literally everywhere. i think kiryu played truant in school a lot #like very early on he knew it wasnt for him so hed stalk the streets in his school uniform and climb up or under fences and rip up his skirt #and knees and then when he meets up with nishiki and yumi again hes like hey wanna come lepak in this abandoned building i found ? and theyd #be like YEAH !!!! and bring yuko along too because i love her and she should get to cut her arm open on a rusty metal screw and have to be #sent to the hospital as little girls are prone to doing. i love talking about kiryu in his school uniform god .. i really ... like i just #know he would use it to its fullest like i have a very clear image in my minds eye of kiryu as a kid all covered in dirt from climbing into #gardens and dusty old buildings morning to afternoon and carrying cool rocks around in his skirt and when he gathers them all in a pile he #just dusts off his skirt and its literally still covered in dirt and mud and dust but he does not give a shit. like it would literally be #ripped up the back because hes always sliding down concrete slopes and banisters and im sure hes cut his leg open before and just bled. #all over his nice boue uniform and then limped home and soaked it in a bucket to wear tomorrow. like i see kiryu with a lot of free time and #he never does homework and is failing all his classes by choice because he alrrady knows what he wants to do. like hes only failing because #he doesnt show up for exams and hes literally the bad boy that the girls always ask nishiki to introduce them to like omg is kazuko your #sister ?? can you give her this letter ... and nishiki opens it and reads it first and its a love letter and he just gives it to kiryu like #there are hot girls in your area who want you desperately and kiryus like oh. neat. im skipping school again tomorrow btw do not tell oyasan

[mosspapi]

I just realized my emotional support stuffed animal has an emotional support stuffed animal. This is extremely funny to me

#well. it's not entirely clear if Libby is mud puddle's emotional support animal or if mud puddle is theirs. but the principle is the same #<-I say it's not clear as if I'm not the one who makes the rules here lmao #on one hand I think Libby is like mud puddle's older sibling who takes care of him and comforts him. on the other hand #they carry him around everywhere like you would with ur emotional support stuffie. so it could go either way #yes I have personified my stuffed animals to the degree that they have family dynamics and backstories and personalities out of my control. #I'm gonna blame the autism and copious childhood trauma. don't @ me /lh #armchair speaks #also in case it's not clear I am talking abt stuffed animals. like a comfort toy or whatever it's called

[steelycunt]

#MY BABYYYYYYYYYYY. MY LOVE MY BABY!!!!! HELLO!!!! #I would wrap you in a blanket and carry you everywhere and feed you milk. btw. … #love you.. #telegram #ren tag

[kadythethief]

times like these is why this my fav fandom

like yessss, you guys get it.

belphie doesn't deserve those kneecaps.

kneecaps are for demons who don't actually succeed in ending you <3

#obey me #let beel carrie you everywhere #then again #no but like #imagine using the pact like #sorry lucifer #i need your help with something #belphie has a kneecaps time out #thxxx #bc I WOULD. #he deserves it <3

[eemoo1o-animoo]

As a person who wears glasses (ikr am I even human*) and tends to leave them go dirty because it doesn’t both me like at all, I find it extremely annoying when someone tells me to clean my glasses. It’s like “um, I will CLEAN THEM when I am READY TO CLEAN THEM”.

So, in this essay I will explain why Will deserves a big fat smack that you so much for tuning in

#*in other news if you were a kuro character what would you be and why #I’d like to say demon #but I don’t have the patience to wait through centuries of hunger or glut my way through common souls that are like literal prawn crackers #shinigami maybe but I like being human #i mean we suck but at least I don’t have to carry a death scythe round everywhere we go #or are legally obligated to fill out paperwork every five seconds #oh wait #anyway #these tags became something entirely different to what the post’s actually about #tags finally correlating to the post: #black butler #kuroshitsuji #it’s almost as annoying as talking when you’ve got earphones in #almost #everyone talks about momchaelis / dadbastian but does anyone ever talk about momiam t spears #didn’t think so #grelle sutcliff #grell sutcliff #william t spears #will t spears #shinigami #glasses #tagging grelle bc she’s the character I had in mind #grim reapers #i did the meme wrong but it’s fine :’) #in this essay i will #in this essay meme #original post