#I’d like to say demon

[eemoo1o-animoo]

As a person who wears glasses (ikr am I even human*) and tends to leave them go dirty because it doesn’t both me like at all, I find it extremely annoying when someone tells me to clean my glasses. It’s like “um, I will CLEAN THEM when I am READY TO CLEAN THEM”.

So, in this essay I will explain why Will deserves a big fat smack that you so much for tuning in

#*in other news if you were a kuro character what would you be and why #I’d like to say demon #but I don’t have the patience to wait through centuries of hunger or glut my way through common souls that are like literal prawn crackers #shinigami maybe but I like being human #i mean we suck but at least I don’t have to carry a death scythe round everywhere we go #or are legally obligated to fill out paperwork every five seconds #oh wait #anyway #these tags became something entirely different to what the post’s actually about #tags finally correlating to the post: #black butler #kuroshitsuji #it’s almost as annoying as talking when you’ve got earphones in #almost #everyone talks about momchaelis / dadbastian but does anyone ever talk about momiam t spears #didn’t think so #grelle sutcliff #grell sutcliff #william t spears #will t spears #shinigami #glasses #tagging grelle bc she’s the character I had in mind #grim reapers #i did the meme wrong but it’s fine :’) #in this essay i will #in this essay meme #original post

[i-want-cookies-pls]

can u tell from my latest activity I’m kinda losing my mind over radioapple

#I’ve been absent for like 300 years and first thing when I come back is reblog a ton of radioapple shit #Bro they’re taking over my mind #I’d say help but I don’t want to be saved from them #Also can’t get over their ship name “duckiedeer” omfg #radioapple #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #radio demon #hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor x lucifer #duckiedeer #lucifer x alastor #appleradio

[cowboysmp3]

i think personally klavier would know of Edgeworth thru Kristoph who only ever talked about Edgeworths demon prosecutor era and klavier develops this whole perception of him. only for edgeworth to become Klaviers boss, fresh back from a decade of EU worker rights and speaking exclusively about achieving the truth and has the equivalent of anime figurines in his office. klavier is almost convinced there r 2 prosecutors called miles edgeworth

#LIKE #i think edgeworths whole reputation would be crazy in comparison to the man you’d actually meet #i’d say other prosecutors also only rlly know of edgeworth from his démon prosecutor era too #and are equally as baffled #like edgeworth is just. a very big nerd #he’s awkward and standoffish but not nearly as bad as his demon prosecutor reputation #ace attorney

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Nie Huaisang: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what’s going on.

#source: toothbrushfingers #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #nie huaisang #I’d like to say I relate #but I’m an engineering major so I can’t

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I wonder how many so-called accounts of “demonic possession” are actually some undiagnosed mental illness that people fail to recognize just because the sufferer happened to be into spiritism at the time?

Like, if someone is mentally ill already, they may be more interested in religion and angels and demons; and by delving into those things even further (in a “scary” way), it can exacerbate their preexisting condition to the point where it develops into something worse. That makes more sense than possession.

#paranormal #ghosts #demons #just tagging because I know some don’t like this kind of stuff lol #“hEr vOiCe sOuNDeD EVIL aFtEr She cOntActeD tHe dEmon” Evil? No. I’d say she sounds more pained than anything. #People scream and make animalistic sounds when they’re suffering Harold #…because humans are animals… #Even if it is possession (which I doubt): have some fucking sympathy good LORD #you can see the person is suffering and you call them evil #Nice

[28ratsinatrenchcoat]

Whenever the Sweeney Todd finale sequence plays, I am possessed by the spirit of Nellie Lovett. I cannot do anything until she dies, and then I get sad and nearly cry thinking about her.

#I love her #shes so fucked up but I love her #nellie lovett #ms lovett #mrs lovett #sweeney todd #stephen sondheim #sondheim #Steve you truly are a lyrical genius #Because I love you #I’d be twice the wife she was #I love you #could that thing have cared for you like me??? #Tears every time #Mrs Lovett apologist #sweeney todd revival #attend the tale #sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street #The rats say something #The rats love music

[devilishdelights]

could not be mc because if i heard a voice speaking to me i’d just think it’s on me and my brain. like oh no i’m hallucinating voices again haha, makes sense since i’m in this stressful insane situation :)

and then at some other point when it does become unbearable and i realize it’s NOT me id just ask to move to purgatory hall. (would ask diavolo directly and give my reasoning as to why because lucifer is a dickhead and would say no simply because he can)

#there is a chance diavolo says no too but…. i am going to be annoying. u brought me here against my will i have a right to be annoying. #so i’ll just go 🥺🥺🥺🥺 at the angels until they INSIST upon having me ❤️ #sorry id rather room with the angels and some old guy than demons that barge in your room and yell 24/7 like i can get that at home #baking with luke and simeon and learning magic from solomon sounds so fun and peaceful #ok fuck i forgot solomon’s cooking. id jusf tell him not to fuvkin add that weird ass mushroom he found outside no ifs ands or buts. i #will become the second house mom. (simeon is the first) #yk how fun and soft domestic life would be with them though….. #throuple simeon mc and solomon and their kid luke #i think of that sometimes #however if beel or mams gave 🥺 eyes i’d feel bad….like okay i’ll stay i’m sorry…..pls forgive me 👉👈 #then mams says some stupid shit 2 seconds later and i’m fuckin leaving again #these tags are so long this is why i abbreviate shit LOL

[foggyhorn]

Of course I like Black Mirror, it’s basically Freaky Stories for adults

#black mirror #season 6 was good #it wasn’t ground breaking #and I liked some eps much more than others #but I enjoyed the whole thing #like always you watch it and go woah that was fucked and move on #in order of preference I’d say #loch henry #joan is awful #demon 79 #mazey day #beyond the sea #beyond last because on retrospect I can’t get over how dumb it is that they didn’t send the robots to space instead

[labrdorite]

i wanna say this in the most respectful way possible: more often than not religious people DONT know the difference between genuine mental health problems & often make things worse

i shouldnt have to see someone talking abt their experience w mental illness & have all of those comments be somewhere along the lines of “youre not hallucinating, its just a message from God!” like bro…

#— 🏹🩵 #reminds me of when i was a kid #i used to have VIVID hallucinations #(not so much anymore idk i ignore everything potentially wrong w me) #and @ the time i didnt know any better bc i had an overly religious mother #so i was like ‘hey im seeing demons’ (bc i didnt KNOW any better) #turns out i was just a child w unrestricted & unsupervised screen time & no access to mh professionals #its relatively fine now ig but i’d never a notice a problem if it was happening #bc ive trained myself to be like ‘oh theyve done everything & say everything is fine so im just defective’ BAHSHS

[x-ladydisdain-x]

Girl help I just got the urge to listen to lana del rey

#no.. I gotta remain not like other girls…. #summertime sadness is soo stuck in my head though #is her new album good should I listen to it #or should I just relisten to born to die or norman fucking rockwell bc I’d only be listening to her for nostalgia anyway #or should I fight the inner mainstream demon and microdose with hole or something #sometimes opal says stuff

[tanjir0se]

Ok I’m gonna actually be real for a minute. Now that I’ve unfortunately watched enough anime to consider myself an Anime Fan™ (welcome to cringe city population me) I think I can confidently say that Demon Slayer is on a completely different level.

1. The Animation. This kind of goes without saying. But literally even the early seasons felt alive, even mid range episodes look beautiful, and this most recent season has cemented KNY as being in a completely different league to anything else I’ve watched. BNHA, AOT, even Chainsaw Man and Trigun literally don’t even hold a candle to Demon Slayer when it comes to the animation. The fire and sparks and lightning GLOW from inside whatever screen you’re watching it, I don’t even know how they do it. Attack animations and fight choreography are so gorgeous and well timed and just so fucking beautiful to look at. I could go on forever.

2. The story. This is a controversial one because I have heard some say that the plot is nothing special for a shonen. Which I actually think is a good thing? The setup is simple, the mechanics are easy to understand and make sense, and I don’t have to wait through 19 episodes of lead up before something interesting happens. It’s just a straightforward story about a boy who loves his family. Also, Tanjiro’s power crawl is INSANE, every huge overpowered moment he has feels so earned.

Further in defense of the writing in KNY, the story feels so tight. Like we don’t really waste time with shit in KNY, everything feels focused and purposeful with the exception of maaaybe a few more comedic relief moments especially early on. But even those I don’t mind, they keep the tone light but consistent and develop the kids’ characters.

3. The MUSIC. Holy shit the music. It never stops!!! The way the character and action themes kind of blend into one another throughout the episodes, how hearing the melody of your favorite character start playing at certain moments can just rip your heart out. HOW YOU CAN PREDICT PLOT BEATS BY LISTENING VERY CLOSELY TO THE SOUNDTRACK. Literally unrivaled. LITERALLY unrivaled. It only stops when they purposefully drop it out to emphasize something. The musical beats and stings can build tension like nothing else, I will always be insane about the music in Demon Slayer.

4. In the same vein, the sound design I think is often overlooked. The swords clanging whenever they change position. The roar of Tanjiro’s sun breathing and the hiss of Hinokami escaping through his teeth. The clap of Thunder when Zenitsu breaks out thunder breathing. The way jewelry and chains jingle, the way his earrings clack against his collar, the way jaws snap shut or footsteps crunch in the snow, it’s all such excellent attention to detail that you don’t really notice until you Notice and then it’s always there.

Maybe Aniplex or Ufotable is putting something in their water or maybe I love my blorbos so much it’s making my brain smooth but it really feels like a passion project. It feels like the animators and writers and voice actors just deeply deeply give a shit about the art they’re making. Every single frame just oozes love and care for the source material and it comes through so beautifully. And this season is really taking all of everything I just said to the next level.

Anyway, watch Demon Slayer, love yourselves and turn off BHNA and AOT

#kny #demon slayer #watch demon slayer for the LOVE OF GOD #like I’d say CSM is..a smarter show. csm has more to say about the world and society and exploitation #but to be totally honest I think csm needs two watches because it’s easy to get bogged down in how complex and strange the world is #that you (or at least I) miss the forest for the trees a little. miss what it’s trying to tell you #I’m rambling please watch demon slayer

[belovedmuichiro]

Actually actually actually there needs to be a fic of sorts where Giyuu is turned into a child (before he lost his sister) and Tanjiro is tasked with taking care of him until it wears off and gets to see just how badly Giyuu was affected by the people he’s lost and get a glimpse at who he was or could’ve been if this things didn’t happen and and and and-

#emmie speaks #NOT SHIP. they are literally siblings #to ME #and that’s why I need this.. I need Tanjiro to see his big brother for who he is!!!!!!! #I’m not saying I’ll write it bc I do not have time but like… damn I’d like to #demon slayer #kimestu no yaiba #kny manga spoilers

[jek11]

Lego Monkie Kid Top Tier Chart: except im being brutally honest

🏆S: you gave it your all- Lady bone demon.

🥇A: your given potential led to your position- Posessed wukong, Mei, Mayor.

🥈B: you had potential, but your a fucking pussy- Nezha, Macaque, (Samadhi fire) Mei.

🥉C: you’re only here cause you’re hot- Spider queen, princess iron fan, Syntax.

💎D: you spend more time on talking than fighting/you’re annoying as shit- sun wukong, red son.

💰E: You’re pretty useless/very little potential- little girl, mk.

🪙F: just throw the whole damn character away/below useless- Tang.

#Half of these votes are from twitters perspective #I’d say lbd gave them more character #so if mk had been possessed (he has been only manipulated by lbd) he would’ve been higher on the list #possessed wukong spent more time on fighting than talking unlike the original #the the mayor did have quite the mouth he still got his shit done #red son focused more on others than himself #the little girl can redeem herself #but I doubt she got passed down lady bones powers #the passed down powers should go to the mayor tbh #the mayor has been nothing but faithful to her even when she was locked up #all the little girl did was be a hostess #which isn’t much cause all she had to do was let lbd take control #and suffer unbearable pain (like every else has) #I have nothing to say about tang #him and his wasted potential #top tier #lego monkie kid #lmk mayor #lmk lady bone demon #lmk lbd #lmk macaque #lmk mk #lmk wukong #monkie kid mayor #lmk mei #lmk tang #monkie kid mei #lmk red son #monkie kid red son #monkie kid

[quibbs126]

Anyways, so back to random ideas I had out of the blue, now I’m thinking about a family of relatively normal farmers who also have to regularly deal with Lovecraftian horrors

I mean I doubt that premise is that unique. Heck, while I haven’t actually read actual Lovecraft, I know one of his stories actually has to do with a family of farmers (though the idea in my head is less “they slowly succumb to the horrors coming to their farm” and more they just have to deal with it). But I mean, I feel like the premise would make an interesting show or video game

#personally I’d rather it not be set in modern day #I don’t know when it’d be set but just sometime in the past #I want to say medieval times but that’s probably because of Berserk #though it would be interesting to see something like that in Berserk #where there’s a family that has to regularly fight off demons and/or magic creatures for whatever reason #like the location of their farm has to coincide with a portal to Qlipoth or something #though I know something like that probably wouldn’t happen in Berserk #but yeah anyways #I just thought this sounded neat #story ideas #farmers #lovecrafian #random stuff

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I’m kind of tempted to get an EMF detector and just walk around the neighborhood with it when the outside is deserted because of bad weather, to see what kind of weird shit is happening sonically.

I’ve continually gotten really bad vibes from a nearby street corner… I’ve astral projected there in my sleep past one time (involuntarily) and I saw some black hole of a creature charge after me. I got the distinct feeling it wanted me carnally and carnivorously at the same time. I had to fly as fast as I could back into my body to escape it (it remained on the ground while I flew). I woke up with the after image of my own eyes staring into my soul, behind a white mask I used to own. It wasn’t like looking into a mirror, though; it felt sinister. I could tell I was looking into my own eyes; but there was something off about them. The eyes were completely devoid of any emotion, but extremely intense… almost as if they had a life of their own behind the reflection; or rather, as if I were the reflection in the mirror, and the eyes were the real me. Super fucking freaky.

To add to the bad vibes: There have also been numerous car crashes at that corner since I’ve been alive, at least one resulting in a woman being seriously injured. Many other times there have been near-misses. We could all hear when it happened— screeching tires, honking, cursing, and on especially unlucky days, the deafening bang of two cars ramming into each other at 40 mph on a 25 mph street.

There is also a sewer drain right on that street corner. It may just be a coincidence; but the one time I used an online ouija board, the spirit (assuming online ouija boards aren’t just a programmed gimmick) said they hated me and that they lived in the water. I refreshed the website a few times and it said the same thing. I don’t think this can be considered evidence; but it’s still weird. I’ve seen an entire family of raccoons in that sewer drain before. I have no idea how they got down there.

I also remember numerous experiences from when I was a child playing alone in my room or drawing at the kitchen table when I would be overcome with the feeling that I was being watched. I would usually come to feel so unsafe that I would drop whatever I was doing to sit in the living room or bedroom with my parents. I never told them why; I just went “nope” and moved to an area with people. My room and the kitchen are both on the side of the house that faces that corner. Mind you, I wasn’t doing anything scary like listening to “let’s not meet” stories when this happened. I was just doing normal kid stuff.

I’m by no means afraid of the dark; but I still get that feeling from the basement sometimes. All the basements on our block have flooded several times with water from the sewers during heavy rainfall because someone forgot to flip a switch for the water mains (I don’t know quite how that works). But yeah… basically the basement is connected to the sewers and storm drains… there are two holes in the floor which act as drains (which is where the flood water came from).

I remember one summer day when I was about eight or nine sitting on the can (the bathroom is right next to my room), taking a shit. We have a tiny frosted window above the bath tub; the bath tub is right next to the toilet. I distinctly saw what looked like the fuzzy silhouette of a man with gray hair standing right outside the window (full head and shoulders). He would have had to have been quite tall, or on a step stool, as the window is more than six feet off the ground from the outside. This dude shouts “Hello!” at me and fucking knocks on the window. I, of course, was startled and also mildly pissed at my dad (who is tall, but not quite that tall) for knocking on the window while I was taking a shit. I got out in the living room and asked why he knocked on the window. It wasn’t him. My parents speculated that it could have been our friend Bob who had briefly stopped by the house; but Bob was a short guy, and surely would have more fucking tact than that. Ever since then if I need to use the bathroom, I close the shower curtain.

On top of all this (completely unrelated), I’ve always had horrifying paranormal dreams since I was a kid, despite being raised without any exposure whatsoever to paranormal media. Also, I’ve had recurring dreams of a warped version of my school system, in which the buildings remain the same every time I dream of them. If there is a pool in any dream of mine, no matter how brief; it is ALWAYS haunted by some malevolent spirit… which is very weird because I absolutely love going to water parks. Always have.

Anyway… TLDR: I may have to banish something from that street corner lmfao

#paranormal experience #astral projection story #ghosts #unreality tw #<< tagging like this because it may induce paranoia in some people; but it absolutely DID happen to me #paranoia inducing #I’d usually look into my state of mind first; but I wouldn’t say I’ve ever had any major breaks from reality #I’ve always been cold calculated and level-headed in any circumstances and at any age #Open minded to the weird and unexplainable? Absolutely. But always completely aware of how things work “in real life” #demons tw

[fingertipsmp3]

So the x-ray went fucking terribly

#it didn’t start off too badly. the waiting room was clean and the receptionist wasn’t the usual demon receptionist you get in a medical #setting. and the x-ray tech or nurse or whoever she was came to get me in good time #she said ‘ellen lastname?’ i said ‘hi’ she said ‘hi; please follow me’ so i did #then i discovered we were going to a linen cupboard because it was labelled as linen cupboard. i was like. i hope that’s not a sign #of things to come. it was though. i had to take my trousers off and wear this stupid fucking hospital gown that didn’t close properly #in the back. what is it about medical professionals and wanting everybody to have their butts out??? i mean luckily i wear the largest #underwear on planet fucking earth but. WHY. and THEN she’s looking at my knee going ‘what’s this blue stuff?’ #i say ‘it’s tape. my physiotherapist put it on’ she says ‘you need to take it off’ i say ‘i cannot take it off. i’d have to soak it for #an hour. and something tells me that’s not a good use of nhs time and resources’ she’s like ‘okay fine’ #does any of this make sense to you guys btw???? like this x-ray machine can look through my skin. why can’t it look through clothes and TAPE #also i’m not taking off my sports tape for you because my skin will come with it. my physio lady was pretty adamant about that #she said ‘do not rip it off i have seen skin injuries you wouldn’t believe’ i was like ‘i am so with you chief’ #so then the actual x-ray starts and this woman is So vague with me about how i need to hold my body. plus it was hot as fuck in this room #and i was trying to hold this stupid little gown together while also holding myself in a really unnatural position #she’s saying ‘relax’ and ‘stop moving’ i’m like ‘i’m doing my best!!!’ like believe me i’m NOT trying to fuck this up #i have two sprained ligaments and that’s just what i know about. we’re here making sure i don’t have a cartilage injury as well #like excuse me if i’m having trouble laying my foot perfectly flat while also leaning forward while also having my left foot (good foot) #behind me while also leaning against the x-ray machine #and at one point a random man came in and i was like HELLO???????? #my butt is out who is this??????????? #i was starting to feel faint from the heat and from standing for too long in an unnatural position and from just general anxiety #which thankfully was the point when she asked me to sit down and x-rayed my knee from a different position #then she just dismissed me and didn’t walk me back to my cubicle or anything lol. but i found it okay #tossed that stupid hospital gown in the hamper So happily and went to mcdonald’s to rehydrate because i damn near sweated my head off #overall it felt like a bad experience. i’m just like. nowhere in the letter did it mention i would have to disrobe. i wore my big pants #just in case but i still wasn’t expecting it. like i really feel like they could’ve given me a better explanation of what was going #to happen. also why tell me to take off the tape and then just do the x-ray with it on anyway????? #stupidity. anyway if you need me i’m going to angrily chew some gum and put this behind me #personal