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Welcome to „The High Republic“, where everybody is traumatized :D
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I couldn’t put everyone on that chart, but we all can clearly see the average trauma
Also if someone has suggestions/ criticism, I’ll gladly take it :)
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thedreadvampy · 1 year
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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eggings · 10 months
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happy disability pride month to anyone who has a disability from a condition that “usually isn’t a disability”. happy disability pride month to people with disabilities that aren’t often understood by able-bodied people. happy disability pride month to people who don’t have any official diagnosis yet. happy disability to people whose “labs look completely fine”. wishing you peace this july.
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kaleidescopic · 6 months
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oh you hate musicals? oh so youre allergic to all fun and whimsy then? youre against all joy and giddiness brought in front of you huh? you just hate any and all happiness and silly times dont you?
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madootles · 2 years
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it’s always october 3rd somewhere
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coolpointsetta · 7 months
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colin: wanna play a game?
isaac: sure bruv, what are the rules?
colin: i say something i overheard roy saying and you have to guess if he said it to an actual dog or to jamie
isaac:
colin:
isaac: i’m in gimme a sentence
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baalzebufo · 1 year
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more of my awesome bread dough boy
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spectacledraws · 2 years
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their things that will protect them from anything :O
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senshi-tiddy-holder · 3 months
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senshi if he was filipino and kapampangan (translation below <3)
TAGALOG/ENGLISH/JP TRANSLATION
mangan tamu! = kain tayo/let's eat!/食べよう!
manyaman na tlga ne = ang sarap talaga/it's really delicious/ホンマに激ウマ
kanyaman na ning lutu mo = magaling kang magluto/your cooking is delicious/料理が上手だよなぁ
[context: food in the bg was made by my friend ron, who titles it, "mataray na adobo" or "badass adobo"]
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lizardmonet · 4 months
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too many christians these days talk a lot about Christ’s death but only acknowledge His resurrection like it’s an afterthought. as if that’s some how less important than the fact that He died? yes He died to forgive our sins but it would be meaningless without the resurrection. He came back from the dead and inaugurated the Kingdom of God here on earth. He kicked off the new redeemed humanity. He defeated death.
quit leaving Jesus on the cross.
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creekfiend · 11 months
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you think you're a regular guy and totally not one of those scary rural people from a horror movie and then a visiting friend is like "is someone else in the pasture, I hear talking" and you're like "oh nah, sound just travels weird in the holler" and you have to admit some things about yourself
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mothinabottle · 4 months
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Possessive woman 😮
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Whenever I think of fem! Syd, especially when it's the yandere Syd, I think of Chae Yuri design wise
Bonus commentary of the day: Women are pretty, I like those who are a bit unhinged or really strong. Maybe that's why I also adore Maki Zenin, Akali or Reze
I've also been thinking that I might need more mutuals, as I barely know ppl who play DoL. Oh, well, too shy for that ;;
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shlulkythepissbaby · 6 months
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I For Real Even Practiced Self Soothing
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rainbowpopeworld · 5 months
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Soooooo David Tennant comes this close 🤏🏽 to kissing his prosthetic double’s face in this video. Is he trying to break the internet?
[Transcript of a portion:
Host: What do you think?
DT: I think it’s beautiful. I think I might kiss you.
H: …You’re kissing yourself on the top of my forehead
DT: *leans in to kiss and then backs away* *says quietly to camera* I think that’s weird. I think that might not…*trails off and then touches the hair* ooh there’s a lot of product!]
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devirnis · 17 days
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Seven(+) Sentence Sunday
Anyone order up some Bucktommy Buck whump?
They make it just outside the building, and then Evan lets out a pained groan, suddenly leaning heavily into Tommy’s side.  Shit. “Evan?” “Sorry,” Evan gasps. “Just… hurts to move.” All right, fuck this. Without any preamble, Tommy scoops Evan up into his arms in a bridal carry. Evan lets out a surprised yelp that would be adorable under any other circumstances and flings his arms around Tommy’s neck to hold on, but Tommy is a man on a mission. He charges across the pavement to where his car is parked, only putting Evan down when he’s standing next to his passenger door. After he gets Evan buckled in, he jogs around to the driver’s side and hops in. He shoves his key into the ignition and starts the car, barely remembering to check his surroundings before he peels out of the parking stall.
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ramblesandrambling · 6 months
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I 100% missed that Jim was wearing Izzy's glove at the end 😭 😭 😭
If you click on the link, the context is "what about when Buttons brings Izzy back S3 with SeaWitch magic?" but I'm still 😭 😭 😭 about the glove
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