#this is complete nonsense

[themetalvirus]

no no little white hedgehog boy dont go in the sonic 06 cave!!!

oh mein gott this cave is full of ITS NO USE

#exoticbutterstxt #this is complete nonsense

[tobi-smp]

I think in my mind an inanimate object or concept is a "he" when he's domesticated and a "she" when she's wild and free, untamable

#this is complete nonsense #but also true #which is exactly what tumblr is for

[midnight-mama]

Okay, I no longer write wrestling fanfiction, but if I EVER go back to Cringey teen days, I'm writing a story about how Dean Ambrose's parents are Mick Foley and Steve Austin. There will be no Austin/Foley shipping. They are literally two barely friends who raise a little monster together.

Steve barely wants anything to do with Dean 90% of the time but will murder for him. Steve definitely also gives Dean a beer when he's like 9 cause he literally doesn't know what else to do with him. Mick is just as clueless but knows to call his Mama for help. She is the only reason why Dean isn't dead. Mick also allows Dean to run around with 2x4s like it's normal. Imagine a little 9 year old Dean drunk as hell with a plank of wood trying to smack the neighborhood kids. Hilarious.

There will also be a part where Dean(as a teen or adult. Don't matter) speaks to Seth or Roman about his father's. Within this scene, Seth has met Mick, and Roman has met Steve. They don't know the other dad exists. Just like "Yeah my Dad's are cool." Seth looks at him all confused like "Your dad is Gay?" And Dean is like No. Roman is standing there like, "But you said Dads. Like....Two? Do you have a stepfather?" Dean is again like No. And Dean just....leaves. He doesn't explain it more, he just leaves and does whatever the fuck else he needs to do.

Before I leave this insane little post, I wanna point out two things....One, I made up this whole plot off an Instagram Reel! This post barely had anything to do with any of this. Two, I'm on a 10 hour flight losing my mind. I am so sorry to anyone who has to deal with me today. Also, I linked the IG reel I was on about below♥︎

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrvaaeZNGYJ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

#dean ambrose #mick foley #stone cold steve austin #wwe fanfiction #This is complete nonsense #ignore me #🌌out of control(ooc) #🌌midnightmadness

[salemoleander]

I am BARELY resisting going full red-strings-corkboard on this season. And by barely resisting I mean not resisting at all here is an extremely long list of the events those pins would be marking out.

BigB getting a Task that was a different color than everyone else's. It's not just a randomly assigned Hard Task, bc Scar rerolled for a Hard Task and his was also just a white envelope. It's fundamentally different.

That task taking BigB away from socialization, and seemingly being an incredibly time-consuming and dull request. Of profound disinterest to any watchers.

The phrasing of his Task!!

Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.

Everyone else's are direct and formal - the only one with more than one sentence was Skizz's, with the rule clarification of "One attempt only." Bigb's Task is four short abrupt sentences. It is also the only Task to contain extraneous information, 'Make it your base if you want.' The requirements (at least 3x3) feel like an afterthought to mimic the numerical/specific demands of the other tasks.

Evo symbol on the face of the Secret Keeper statue.

The fact that there's a statue at all; the fact that there is a physical representation of what is assigning tasks that everyone must complete, when previously everything was always handled via commands and unseen RNG.

Grian talking to the statue, and (bc of his Actual Role as game organizer) acting as a mediator for the impartial decisions handed down, speaking for it.

Grian making one last bad joke and saying he doesn't know if it counted or not- depends on whether we the audience laughed.

Grian asking for task recommendations from the audience. The watchers are making the tasks. The Watchers are making the tasks.

Again I could be off-base, and I'm not usually even that smitten with bringing in Evo lore. I don't want a Big Bad really...but. It feels like something very unusual and intentional and cool is happening in this series. And I'd guess we'll know if theres something going on once we have more than one data point.

My largely unfounded suspicion is that there is another being (maybe Listeners, maybe something else) trying to reach out to the Players via decoy Tasks, and BigB was the first recipient. Get them alone, make them of disinterest to the watchers, and tell them something we don't get to know.

Because that's the really, really fucking cool part (if my wacky theory is remotely right): We're the bad guys. We're the ones giving out tasks - hell, we're the ones actively brainstorming harder and crueller tasks in Grian's comments!

If they actually made a story where the Players have to keep secrets from us I will be delighted. Bc that is the same genius bullshit that made Evo Watcher lore so fun

#secret life #slsmp #life series #grian #secret life smp #bigb #i think im starting to get the shape of the conceit #this could all be nonsense of course. i may be completely off base and nothing will happen and it's just a normal life series #but it feels like there's something Larger happening here #anyways. will keep thinking and mulling this over and collecting scraps of evidence #secret life spoilers #slsmp spoilers #spoilers #salem meta #salem tag #im so enriched. i love being wrong about stories

[peachitykeen]

A hyperrealistic cockroach would scare me too, if I were Frank. It scared me as me! I wasn’t expecting to see that little guy scurrying around on the website.

#The scientific names I gave the bugs are just complete nonsense! #My favorite is the one that (hopefully) means Fly with a Sweettooth. #He’s just a small lad! #welcome home #frank frankly #eddie dear #julie joyful #barnaby b beagle #poppy partridge #wally darling

[thehealingsystem]

It's so wild to me that as a community we're still so hostile to multigender and genderfluid people existing in gay and lesbian spaces.

You...are aware that people who are both men and women are allowed to be gay, right? And lesbian? Their other genders doesn't cancel their connection to womanhood, or manhood, or whatever else they id with. They are allowed to be gay despite their fem-alignment, and they are allowed to be lesbian despite their masc-alignment.

It comes from these weird online spaces that the standard to be gay or lesbian is to be a "non-woman" or a "non-man," which is inherently transmultiphobic and...extremely ahistorical. And completely misunderstands nonbinary identity. So if you're both then you just don't belong anywhere I suppose.

#they treat these people as abnormal when really shoving anyone into categories of non-women and non-men is fucking #completely out of touch with how identity works #like i saw a demiboy lesbian flag and the comments are just FILLED with teenage queers getting so mad for no reason #saying shit like im in your walls or your father left you or whatever #please this is so CHILDISH grow UP #multigender #genderfluid #gay #lesbian #lesboy #turigirl #queer #lgbtq #just a he/they transmasc nonbinary boydyke lesbian VERY tired of this nonsense #actually erasure of multigender experience and that one of our genders will cancel out the other #made me very resistant to the fact that i may still be connected to feminity and girlhood #even though i am undoubtedly am #transmultiphobia

[ruporas]

feast (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #tw blood #im posting this so late because october escaped me Suddenly.. hello.... #i wanted to make it a photoset with this other vampire vw wip but i don't think i'm finishing it any time soon and the mood of it is #completely different anyway. also i don't think i ever shared anything about my vampire au on here !!! it's all old art by now so im shy lo #but maybe i'll do a photodump of it. long story short vash is a vampire since birth and ww is a human vampire hunter that turns during thei #travels together due to EoM experiments + getting vash to drink from him at some point. #humans turn once they get bitten but bc ww has been experimented on #& got bitten by a bunch of human turned vampires thruout his hunts he thought it wouldn't be a problem for vash to drink from him but alas. #theyre both ok though theyre traveling together definitely not hating themselves for what theyve become and feeling guilty for what theyve #done to each other. theyre completely normal about it. the biting part is really appealing to me in vampire aus so i draw it a lot but #in reality vash only drank from ww once and ww mightve done it twice under the realization he might actually die otherwise #since he wont drink from humans after being turned.... he's combatting the 5 stages of grief at all times #if this is all nonsense im sorry DMGKSDF I'M NOT good at explaining and this au came from nowhere in the depths of my mind its a mess #ruporas art

[beedokart]

The fairy definitely did not expect the walrus.

(And Artemis is just in a mood.)

#holly short #artemis fowl #walrus #fairy #complete nonsense

[formergovernorofcalifornia]

Watcher seem to be making every single pitfall you can when establishing a new business from scratch

1. Someone already said this LA is like the worst place so start up a new business with limited funds. The cost of living, rent, and literally everything is too expensive to be sustainable without quick profit and growth.

2. They expanded far too quickly. The amount of employees and salaries for a company of their age and size is just not going to work.

3. Their content should not have had the apparently massive budget if they knew it was a financial risk with a large probability of not producing enough profit to offset the cost.

4. If they want to be like a tv network so bad they should’ve tired to create trial (CHEAP) shows with new personalities and talents to test the waters. Like actual TV networks (used to) do. Not some of their most expensive shows that have flop everytime they’ve tried to launch it.

5. MARKET RESEARCH!! Market research is the best friend to anyone trying to grow an audience. Feedback from a third party is so important when your job depends on a third party like this

6. TV Networks and streaming services depend on the casual viewer which are way easier to get on a well known platform.

7. Streaming services make booty trash money it’s a horrible business model.

I know everyone rags on business majors but has anyone at Watcher even like ever seen like a spread sheet?

#watcher #I’m tired rn so this could be complete nonsense #they also founded a company at like the worse time since Dec 31st 2007 so there’s also that

[tiderust]

I used to think virgos were the enemy all the way down but now that I have matured I’m realizing it was/is always Scorpios

#im sorry but my family trauma allows me to say this #there’s a pattern in my family and Scorpio women are very much like the devil in my eyes #meanwhile the virgos in my life have all been kind of soulmates so far it’s like the bond is so strong and passionate I thought I hated them #i still hate that one virgo though #getting ur heart broke at 18 in an online ldr relationship gives u rights to hate a sign #i ACTUALLT hate writing tags cause I cant see the beginning of my sentences hello #this is complete nonsense

[sleepinglionhearts]

Oh, it’s gonna be the way you always thought it would be

but it’s gonna be no illusion

Oh, it’s gonna be the way you always dreamt about it

but it’s gonna be really happenin’ to ya

#doodles #fe art tag #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #edelgard von hresvelg #oh yes here we go again it's kai putting characters to kate bush lyrics that barely fit #look look look i've been obsessed with the line the cross and the curve for a long time #and many many months ago was like WAIT HOLD ON A SECOND i'm gonna APPLY THAT TO MY FIRE EMBLEM NONSENSE #and what do you know!! there's three characters perfect for it!!! #so i have actually had this in mind for well over a year and only recently put it to paper #the concept went through many changes #did all the florals and the characters on paper and the filling in the background digitally #i might eventually revisit this perhaps with color or a new rendering to make it look more dramatic #but for now i am just happy to have completed something that has been on my mind for so long #and during a time at which i have been making so little art #anyway please enjoy the art as usual i worked a lot on this one jshdsjdhgs

[radsplain]

ironic that yall terfs can never seem to define what a woman is beyond your cliche "adult human female" non-answer

so like, the dictionary definition then

#ironic that the gender brigade’s answer to this same question is always #‘someone who identifies as a woman!’ #as if that’s not complete tautological circular nonsense #anon

[ultimateinferno]

I know the Zelda Timeline is hardly the most popular thing out there, but for me, it's always been endlessly fascinating. Everything is the same. It's all different. It's linear. It's cyclical. It branches and twists and comes back together. It disregards its predecessors. It can't let them go. It thrashes against change. It can't stay the same.

Every game is a reboot.

But they're also not.

I think the story of The Legend of Zelda is the epitome of narrative doublethink. In order to truly buy in, you must accept the simultaneous facets that none of the games matter to one another and that they all do. They're the same story. They're absolutely not.

The thing about the timeline, to me, by being both codified and nebulous, is what ties this cow tools of a narrative together. It's a puzzle without a box. It's total fucking nonsense, but so is reality. Things won't ever truly make sense, but what if they did. What if we took it from a new angle and... hmm. No. That won't work

Or maybe...

Ultimately, the Zelda Timeline is quite simply a farcical creative writing prompt. A dare. A challenge. To take these pieces not designed to fit together and give them order. Do the writers themselves care? Absolutely not. I do, though. So fuck it.

#zelda #the legend of zelda #tloz #loz #legend of zelda #ocarina of time #oot #breath of the wild #botw #a link to the past #alttp #tears of the kingdom #totk #like honestly its not really that confusing for me at large but patching up the holes is half the fun #no other series really has that ''everything is the exact same and also completely different'' #it scratches the parts of my brain that likes to piece together stories and worldbuilding #and also the part that likes to piece together science #like call this pretentious but real life is fucking nonsense too #this one is just a controlled environment

[beatcroc]

pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one

adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')

#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #the noise #fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok #even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail #peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this. #but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about. #arting #pizzaposting #i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e #fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like #he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing #not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time #so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable #total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at #persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast #fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything #except for the rats.

[noknowshame]

listen, I do not condone historical misinformation, but there is nothing I get delight out of more than this absolutely batshit article from a religious website that unironically lists Flint as a mythological god of pirates

#they dont get it but they do get it. get it? #this article is written with the same completely nonsensical cadence as that 'some sort of mansquito' post #we're talking like. Philomena Cunk levels of misunderstanding and misinterpretation #it appears to be a website about judaism? but the url name comes from a branch of hinduism. so...? not sure what angle this is coming from #EDIT: yah this whole site is definitely AI generated #and why is FLINT the only name that's bolded?? i didnt do that. he's never even mentioned again

[yridenergyridenergy]

I did it! Heavily reconstructed artist photos for the release of 19990120. The thumbnails got blurred out; click for higher definition.

Needless to say, these pictures are available on demand for personal, private use without the watermark. But some would be utterly heartless and steal those if there weren't any watermarks...

#I HATE hair #especially Die's #Kaoru's and Toshiya's photos are especially gorgeous! #to be honest I didn't know what to make of Toshiya's lower portion #what with his right hand seeminlgy in the centre in a completely nonsensical position #so I moved that portion to the left because it was more realistic #oh and I probably gave everyone some sort of nose job... #Toshiya is wearing one long leather glove on his left arm if it wasn't clear #photoshop edit #pictures saved by sukekiyo #pictures saved by mystery na #Dir en grey #19990120 #reconstruction #Kyo #京 #Kaoru #薰 #Die #Toshiya #Shinya