#this is not a shitpost

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

I just got an ad on YouTube that was for something along the lines of an in-depth travel review site.

But what got me was the line, "so you know that 19th century art tour someone else thought had too many butts will be perfect for you"

Me, One of the admins of the Napoleonic-Sexyman-Tournament, enjoying 19th-century tight pants?

The gall! The audacity! the profiling!

#this is not a shitpost #it did indeed happen #google knows about the existence of this bracket #and what ive been doing with my free time

[maxwellamus]

some of yall have never listened to mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity: tulpamancer's prosopagnosia /pareidolia (as direct results of trauma to the fusiform gyrus)- 2020 remastered version by will wood and the tapeworms while experiencing the wrath of god on the shitter and it shows.

#lactose intolerance #please god #btw i had some mac n cheese right after #i dont learn #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #this is not a shitpost #i spent hours on this #pure gold post #spotifys playing #alastors game by the livingtomestone rn #lowkey devouring

[throwmethroughawindow]

ok

back to the drawing board of manifesting a man in my life who looks and is exactly like Ace so we can be in a relationship :/

my manifestations have been goin CRAZY lately so time to turn that energy to the man that I want!!!🥰🥰🥰🩷🩷

Us if you even care :( (I found this on Pinterest pls don’t flay me alive)

#yes i am delusional #but #why not? #who’s it hurting? #literally no one (just me LOL) #portgas d ace #ace ace ace ace ace #foaming at the fucking mouth #i love him #cutie portgas d ace #Angela x Ace #were meant to be #my love #love of my life #manifesting a man who looks and acts exactly like portgas d ace #the love of my LIFE #manifestation #sorry not sorry :/ #this is not a shitpost #just me being genuine

[madmwyrd]

I have a theory that all music can be basically divided into three categories: Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll.

Songs in the "Sex" category are not just the ones about sex, (see, Peter Gabriel's Steam or Hozier's entire discography), but about love, about the joys in life. This is by FAR the widest category of music, because it contains anything talking about or meaning to invoke happiness, the goodness in the world, love, hope, ideals like that.

Similarly, songs in the "Drugs" category are those about literal drugs, yes, but also about the negativity in life. This category is where you would find a lot of emo music, a lot of punk music, etc. Music about how life sucks, and the system we live in sucks, and the world sucks, and all that jazz is here. Cosequentially, here's where you find most breakup songs, and the entirety of blues as a genre. If Sex was the yang, Drugs is the yin: the darkness to the prior category's light.

The Rock-n-Roll category is the smallest, but no less impactful for its existence. Here is where you find music about music (think Hotel California) or, more commonly, music for music's sake. A lot of instrumental music is made simply for the sake of music, some made to dance to, some made to relax to, some made to vibe to in the car. There's sometimes meaning behind the instrumentals, mostly in classical music, but in the Rock-n-Roll category, you find the more avant-garde styles that people have to search for.

I think of these categories like a three-way venn diagram. Songs can be a part of any one category, two categories at once, or very rarely all three. I genuinely do not think that there is a single song ever written (or even that is possible to write) that truly does not fit into any of these three categories.

#music #music theory #sex drugs and rock n roll #sex drugs and rock n roll theory #this is not a shitpost

[stgroversfire]

born too late to swashbuckle 😔

#this is not a shitpost #the musketeers #pirates #pirate posting #.text

[noahsfault]

Drank two ciders last night and all it did was make the voices in my head go away

#this is not a shitpost #my adhd brain actually just chilled tf out #I was tipsy and then I suddenly felt more sober than I had pre alcohol #adhd #actually adhd #science side of tumblr #can this happen or did I just fully delude myself into thinking I was sober last night

[spongejuice]

It feels like other people are warmer than me.

I feel cold.

I look down at my nauseous green hue, and back up at everyone else’s baby pink.

Why can’t I be like them?

Just for a moment.

I want to know how it feels.

To be warm.

#is this poetry? #is this anything #is this real #is this normal #am i okay #am I anything #i feel empty #i feel sick #i feel numb #i feel ill #I feel odd #am i ok? probably not #poetry #not a poet #not a prompt #vent #vent post #text post #textpost #this is not good #this is not a shitpost #i feel like shit #i feel insane #i feel so bad #i feel awful #juice things #juice tries to be a poet

[a-vita-absum]

y’all ever nearly slip over in the shower and see your life flash before your eyes and think noooo this is not how I should go I should go dramatically in battle beside my likely homoerotic-coded comrades and then start thinking about how your death will likely be so incredibly ordinary that you might as well live your life for it to be so incredibly extraordinary?

#and extraordinary doesn’t have to mean that you save the world or anything #my life will be filled with the small acts of normal extraordinancy #suitably dark academia #warning #this is not a shitpost

[likeadragonfruit]

Fans of Jetko and Jinko, I have a question:

Do you know of any fics for your ship where part of the conflict stems from Zuko being Fire Nation Royalty or his Uncle being the general who (negatively) shaped his partner’s lives is a major obstacle?

#jetko #jinko #zuko #alta jet #atla jin #jet #jin #this is not a shitpost #I’m legitimately curious #I haven’t read enough of either pairing to know if that’s a trope or not #really hoping this won’t be taken the wrong way

[confusedspaceotter]

I’m currently in a family gathering( to celebrate Chinese New Year) and I’m scrolling through tumblr because I have not seen these people for the past 4 years(because of covid) and idk what the fuck am I supposed to do

#it’s like I have forgot how to socialise #this is not a shitpost #more like a cry for help because idk how to socialise

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

the essential tension of the phantom of the opera is that the audience simultaneously does and does not buy into Erik’s own delusional narrative about himself. that is, yes, he’s done terrible things, he’s got a fucked up face. but every successful adaptation of phantom of the opera understands that Erik is also VERY attractive, and we all just play along with the idea that this well travelled well cultured rich via extortion or whatever genius artiste constantly flawlessly dressed man wouldn’t be DOING NUMBERS if he wanted. 

#this is not a shitpost #i mean it #I'M RIGHT #The Phantom of the Opera #erik #poto

[pinewoodpendulum]

being on tumblr and interacting with the New ghost fandom is so fucking Odd when you’ve been listening to ghost for like a decade and the fandom previously was a bunch of dads with their kids and the occasional alt millennial

like now it’s a bunch of autistic rats and i actually have people to be weird about the ghouls and copia with who aren’t 20 years older than me! that’s wild!

#ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #nameless ghouls #this is not a shitpost #this is just life #ghost fandom #ghost is a disease and i’m just a carrier looking to spread it

[rudjedet]

washes my chocolate biscuit down with a few sips of good soy sauce

#this is not a shitpost #in the sense that i did just do that #tbh dark chocolate and soy is a good combination

[readyplayerziggy]

Will commit actual war crimes if you call her ass flat.

#temp muse: makima #this is not a shitpost #she will annihilate everything you love if you slight her this way #just a bit of lore

[notpandi]

iT-Rox

#this is not a shitpost #im being serious #this is the real thing #my singing monsters #msm #trox #trox msm #t-rox #t-rox msm #msmiPod

[endlessnightarts]

i hate my bosses horse and my bosses horse hates me

#vet tech life #this is not a shitpost #that horse has a vendetta against me