#this is very funny to me alone

[brookheimer]

people acting like twitter's new post count is gonna cause a mass exodus to tumblr.... this website's demographic has not changed in 865578 years and it sure as hell won't now. this is the site for people who were weird and unhappy in middle school. everyone on here has either been around since they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds or joined when they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds, left because they thought they were normal for a while, then came crawling back again when they realized deep down they were still weird unhappy 13-year-olds. what does this site possibly have to offer you if you grew up happy well-adjusted and unaware of homestuck

#like have you seen that poll of when people joined tumblr and it's ALLLL early/mid 2010s if not earlier?? #twitter's fuckups have brought some people over but like. not as many as yall think #and thank god for that. i am very happy in my small corner of this website where i am surrounded by people with good taste and good takes #LOL #i'm the second category btw. weird unhappy 13yo --> No Im Normal --> oh ok no i'm not but shhh keep it on the dl (tumblr) this time #instead of running around asking everyone if they've heard of this thing called homestuck and giggling whenever anyone said bucket #...dark times. #but no like it's so funny to me that people think normal people will actually use tumblr. the stigma around it ALONE will drive em away #which like. fair honestly lolll #100 #this time on posts i didn’t expect to get notes #lollll #500 #1000

[heartscrypt]

the web - fear of manipulation and lost control made manifest

#twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #kalim al asim #twst tma au #tma #heartscribbles #dont tag as ship #honestly this piece stands alone w/o the tma au tag but i just want it there for context #but for the very niche audience of tma twst people im sure you all understand me when i say jamil is SOOOOO webcoded #i have a lot of thoughts on a twst tma au that will probably come out later #most of them center around web!jamil tbh #there is something incredibly funny about aligning (guy with horrid fear of all bugs ever) with (spider themed fear god) #i will keep doing it

[capitainecorbeau]

I love Shuro and Laios's argument. Shuro is like 'I hate you because you're awkward and annoying and tou can't read social cues/situations !' and Laios is like 'then why the hell didn't you tell me you couldn't stand me ???' and Shuro answers with something like 'well I tried to send you signals !'. Buddy. Pal. Think for two seconds.

#babbles #dungeon meshi #laios is very autistic and its kinda sad how realistically some people react to it (ie they're assholes about it) #but also sometimes it's kinda funny #kabru has Laios down as soon as he meets him but adamantly refuses to tell him off for stuff because he's trying to befriend him #and shuro is like 'maybe if I send tje right signals to the 'does not get signals guy' he will leave me alone

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Hello! I saw that you had a human design for the Tengu, and I wanted to ask: got any hcs for our bird demon as human? Or just hcs in general, wither will work

Hey! Bro- you won't believe it, but i literally was thinking about Humanized Tengu (for uh- reasons) when I opened tumblr just to see this ask, like deadass??? ad;kjdfdfsa Clearly it was a sign!

But I don't have that many hc about him tbh?? He was a very spontaneous creation for that day, so like here have just some basic info:

the original design i did for ninjavember is kind of how Tengu looked at the prime of his powers in human form, when it/he faced First Ninja.

He is very unnaturally tall, has bone white (practically ashen) skin, with the end of his limbs being dark grey (like literal ash/burned). His body is covered in blue markings like tattoos (very inspired by Law from One Piece haha) and his hair is a mix of feathers and fur-like hair (like birds). He is usually dressed in rich clothes, with his wings acting like sort of cape.

He likes to smoke the pipe ;) its less of actual smoking leaf and more 'energy and fire itself' type of smoking.

He is kind of an asshole, but he greatly (if reluctantly) respects First Ninja because he managed to defeat him and use his powers for his own means. He despises having his powers used by others, but he also kinda respects that it is for a noble cause.

When it comes to Ninjas who came after, he kind of feels like a dad who was forced to take care of kids he never wanted, and those kids literally suck life force out of him, lol.

And that's about all I got for now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But thanks for the ask i loved a chance to doodle him ;)

#que? #rc9gn #rc9gn tengu #rc9gn first ninja #listen the analogy of First contracting Tengu into an unwilling 'marriage' for noble cause and basically dumping adopted kids on him later #makes me cackle like a deranged person you dont even know #fun info his hair makes him look like a rooster and it freaks Randy out very much ;) #i actually got an absolutely dumb funny idea about his more modern design but i started laughing so hard that now i cant conceptualize it #into words or arts so. uh i dunno maybe ill post about it later tbd #i literally answered this ask the same day i got it and then i struggled to draw like fr and got distracted and shiet #man im drowning in wips <;D i cri #also i refused to aknowledge that i like to make Ninja deal with a certain type of people ok leave me and my fav tropes alone

[dinogoose]

imagine the entire episode is buck and tommy trying to go on dates, get some alone time, and eddie just keeps inserting himself trying to spend time with his best friends because look they’re buddies now!! interrupting date nights, joining them when they both want some alone time, and just always right there not quite sure why he’s feeling so intense about this.

#this would be very funny to me #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ramblings #tv: 911 #buddie #bucktommy #911 abc #911 season 7 #could also be a subconscious thing where eddie doesn’t want them to be alone

[chiropteracupola]

what if they were an ultimate frisbee team

#em draws stuff #em is posting about sharpe #sharpe #rifleman harris #daniel hagman #richard sharpe #patrick harper #francis cooper #ben perkins #south essex quirky #<- organizational tag for frisbee au things #see it is Funny because jason salkey was an ultimate frisbee player before he was an actor. also I just think the men should frisb. #<- not a real verb #'look if the terror fandom has terrebus fc then we can have this' says local man who knows very little at all about ultimate frisbee #but also I have noticed that Multiple acquaintances have acquired concussions playing this sport In The Last Week Alone #and thus I deem it Sharpe-Appropriate in its capacity for Causing Grievous Harm and Encouraging the Wearing of Cool Shades In October #so you see. this took me TEN DAYS and ouch ouch ow this is why I don't do group portraits that often #the height differences are Wrong here I am pretty sure but I have almost no conception of how tall any of them are. and I'm tired. #also the designing of their silly little outfits y'know #I do recommend opening up this image Large because tumblr crunches all my little details something awful #sailorpants saw this while I was still drawing it and said they looked like an 'assorted pack of lesbians' and really they're not wrong #other things to note about this au that we've decided: cooper still does crimes and harris has a podcast #stay tuned whilst I figure out how to make custom frisbees so that I can a) design them a cooler one and b) make them into real items #manufacturers I have looked at thus far have either been Suspicious or have required Large minimum orders #but hey if there are 47 people out there wanting a strange frisbee...

[mossiestpiglet]

I love Haruhi and Kyoya’s relationship because they most mutually see it as a working one out of the whole club, but they are definitely not coworkers. Haruhi sees Kyoya as her evil manager and Kyoya sees Haruhi as his most reliable employee that he has to emotionally manipulate and grind down so that she never leaves otherwise he’s fucked.

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #kyoya ootori #haruhi fujioka #im in the karuizawa bit and their interactions are very funny to me #kyoya making no pretense about being interested in spending time alone with haruhi #while they have a whole convo together #like their dynamic is just so interesting to me #ecdysing #moss does books

[hitsuzenhusbands]

batman unburied gets the riddler like no other...he perfectly embodies “cmaahn you wouldnt hit a guy with glasses!” he has killed and might kill again but when he was getting beat up he was full on screaming and crying. barbara called him a baby and she was right. something is deeply and irreparably wrong with him. i want to put him in a petri dish.

#edward nygma #riddler #batman unburied #batman unburied spoilers #im sorry hes just so important to me #i could do a deeper analysis based on this episode alone probably but #i will wait. for more #all i know is he is also aware something is wrong w him #also barbara dragging him around is SO FUNNY #like hes just letting it happen too #very silly loving it devouring it etc

[vickyvicarious]

I was all set to make a post making fun of the way Barok is standing there. Delighted that Ryunosuke did it for me.

Susato openly encouraging him to brave the conversation right in (probably) full hearing of him is really amusing too.

#ace attorney #tgaa #tgaalb #barok van zieks #ryunosuke naruhodo #van zieks immediately being like 'i was doing it ON PURPOSE leave me alone' is very funny too #though he then has to ruin it immediately with another 'you nipponese' comment ughh

[evilkaeya]

Can you imagine if Chuuya is actually no longer under mind control though. He walks out all calm and shit when Fyodor tells him to go and kill Dazai but then starts running the moment he's out of the room because his bitch boyfriend is in trouble again.

#the visual is very funny in my head idk #its all part of dazais grand plan #taking drastic measures to put chuuya in situations where he'll have to play the prince #yes I'm coping by making silly posts leave me alone #bsd 107 #skk #soukoku

[puhpandas]

Y’all ever think if Gregory was never possessed and heard the childish names Tony called him he would laugh at the names or just side eye Tony for the name, bc wtf is “story destroyer”…

I think if Gregory wasnt possessed he and tony would have some serious beef😭

#like tony is very flawed and self centered and gregory would hate that and hate that hes mean to ellis #me might feel flattered that tony would think so highly of him but if it came to the cost of ellis' friendship he would get mad #he wouldnt be the mature one and try to fix things and talk to tony nope he'd just stick around ellis #but i think if tony spent time alone if ellis and greg ditched him and he learned better and apologized to them #gregory and 100% ellis would give him a second chance l #the middle school drama potential with them is so funny #and tony 'more mature than others my age' becker would use the most childish one off shitty names to call gregory #pandas.txt #pandas asks #gregory #tony #detective rabbit #this why i onlg like beckory post ggy #thoughts

[macksartblock]

Sorry king but I’m gonna need u to drop the full classpects assignments pls and thank u 🤲

It is 5 in the morning I have not slept at the point of writing this but the current assignments are as follows

Derse dreamers: Lark - Prince of Blood, Terry - Heir of Light, Grant - Rogue of Time

Prospit dreamers: Sparrow - Seer of Space, Nick - Knight of Heart

If I continue hitting spin cycle I will end up drawing them in their silly costumes, this is kind of plaguing me. These idiots are also firmly getting put in the dancestor box: they have all the potential for a successful session yet are doomed

#also let it be known Nicholas is Derse aligned which is both very funny yet sad as it does briefly leave Sparrow alone on Prospit #the Nicholas discussion will be talked about later when I have slept and can properly write something out #sorry for all the dndads fans who know nothing about HS I’ll try to be normal about things later but for now it does bring me joy #now I really do have to try to sleep I have work today lol

[mothcpu]

happy birthday to the last man on earth

#SOMA #SOMA game #simon jarrett #robot #everyone wake up it's time for the yearly mothcomputer SOMA post. I drew this today... I was almost late lol #lyrics from Leave Me Alone by Red Vox. funny how well these lyrics fit if you take them very literally

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

[lesbiradshaw]

theo and liam always getting paired together in 6b during episodes where all of the other storylines focus on couples going through stuff together is so funny because when you look at it, the only episode where they really get split up is genotype, which is one of the rare episodes where scott ISN’T paired with malia (because he’s with liam) and mason isn’t with corey (because he’s with theo) aka the canon love interests. like these episodes were cutting from shit like scalia almost dying together to thiam having intimate conversations about how liam processes emotions and morey saying i love you to thiam swearing that neither of them are dying for each other 😭 just very amusing to me. theo raeken: the accidental love interest.

#like 😭 #6b eps post theo getting kidnapped go pressure test -> triggers -> werewolves of london -> genotype -> 6.19 which i barely remember -> #then wolves of war aka the finale #pressure test: mason & corey are at deatons. theo shows up at the police station w everyone & shoves liam in the bathroom to berate him for #not being worried ab his own safety enough ??? 😭 & hes pretty much attached to liams hip in the group shots #also while theo & scott are outside doing their lil body bag trick malia and liam are pressed right against the window watching both of them #& during triggers we dont see corey but mason leaves theo & liam alone . & its a major bonding ep for them…. #while scalia are also having their major bonding moment when they both almost Die #then during werewolves of london theo just shows up at the school and they end up calling scalia for help 😭 #and again genotype breaks all the couples off from each other so its mason n theo / scott n liam / malia with her dad #and during wolves of war i literally laughed out loud because it bounces around from jethan to morey to thiam all having heart to hearts #not saying it was intentional but it was very funny framing TO ME #that ao3 tag thats like ‘they are dating in secret but only one is aware’ LIEKDJENEBR #they basically made theo liam’s love interest on accident just bcuz everyone else was already paired off w someone 😭 #thiam #saw someone the other day say they just dont get how people Came Up with thiam and its like #ok if you dont ship it whatever but if you say you cant see why youre just lying 😭 look at the material

[maddy-ferguson]

i don't like j0pper either but when people say joyce should've stayed with bob they always lose me because i have a hard time believing she even liked the man

#like hardcore twitter j0ppers have a point i fear she wasn't amused by his antics #and narratively he's very much her el and her steve the normal she can't go back to after the upside down stuff (like him wanting them to #move to maine) #something else about joyce and hopper. when someone said i don't think hopper's homophobic for saying like is he in s1 (i don't think he #would be based on that alone like it's not a convincing argument to me at all) someone else said you're crazy to think joyce would get #with a man who could be homophobic she would never do that to will when like. wasn't murray's whole thing in s3 that joyce didn't #like that hopper was a brute but that she also kinda liked it. now why they would choose to highlight that instead of continuing on the #path of s1-s2 j0pper idk but just. it's funny that they'd immediately go joyce would never do that to will when like. yeah. #i do think bob was the better choice...for will's stepdad lol. for joyce idk. #for jonathan...no idea #and hardcore j0ppers are cute when they say how dare you base your opinion of hopper on s3 that's like three days in his entire life WELL #we only spend one week a year with these characters blame the duffers for giving us this side of hopper and for leaving us with that for 3 #years. but i can also find stuff i don't like about him in other seasons so we're fine #and like i say: brf slt