#this is why we cant have nice things

[wildernezz]

fuck canon bro. i believe in the bro that sells random shit on facebook marketplace and tells dave that it's art.

#homestuck #bro strider #fanon #art maybe #idk i just think hes silly when not being a canon dipshit #this is why we cant have nice things #my art

[hope-ur-ok]

MORE REP!!!!!!

#taylor swift #the eras tour #reputation #this is why we cant have nice things #tiwwchnt #live audio

[unformula1]

day THREEE!!!! of loscar posts until we get a loscar podium!!! do we start writing fics now instead of photo posts?!!!

#f1 #formula one #formula 1 #f1 fandom #loscar post #loscar fics #loscar #oscar piastri #mclaren #logan sargeant #williams racing #taylor swift #this is why we cant have nice things #tiwwchnt #reputation #lover taylor swift #its nice to have a friend #inthaf #not shipping #this is not a shipping post

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind [talking to Soul on the phone]: Remember how I said that Heart and I were gonna have a normal night out for once?

Soul: Yeah…

Mind: Well, we’re in jail.

Soul: (hangs up immediately)

#chonny jash #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #chonnys charming chaos compendium #this is why we cant have nice things

[lustrousims]

good lordie

not someone making a burner account just to threaten to report me for the goth kit conversion 😭😭 that kit was broken first of all, if u wanna pay $6.40 after taxes for broken content u go right ahead, nobody is forcing a download down ur tight little throat

#like what #this is why we cant have nice things #do YOU wanna pay for an egghead sim?? #go right ahead

[gotham-response]

#only in gotham #gotham city #just gotham things #in universe memes #this is why we cant have nice things #and someone please tell Nightwing that you're supposed to pedal the bike with your feet #he must be an alien if he thinks pedaling with your hands is okay in any context

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

I had another realization today and I'm not okay

#I'm homophobic as of now #my brain is rotting #i cant fucking believe this #who allowed this #why am i only now realizing this #my life has been agony #my 15 year old self's ship vs my ship now #this is why we cant have nice things #cherik #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens spoilers #gomens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #gomens 2 #These are opposites and yet the same and I'll never shut up about it #None of these scenes are happening for the same reason and yet #the parallel is inescapable #beach divorce #the kiss #do you see my vision

[bluedovee]

chokes on astronomical energy "Queen Undick couldn't care less" I LOVE YOU (platonically) YOUR ART YOUR FIC YOUR EVERYTHING YOUR AMAZING

have a great day <3

or night <333

or any hypothetically possible time of the universe, as in the 4th dimension there might not be such a concept.......

ok you made my day ✨ I LOVE YOU TOO

THE FOURTH DIMENSION. if we can come up with the multiverse and the antivoid, I mean we can't prove it doesn't exist

A doodle of Horror giving Dust a flower from my fic

#ask #doodle doo #doodling means stopping #utau #horror sans #dust sans #horrordust #horror x dust #ao3 fanfic #who let me make my own au? #this is why we cant have nice things #i changed my username bc I hate numbers #whos going to stop me?

[remusawoooo]

one look under ronarry tag in tiktok and most comments are

"YES BEST FRIENDS"

"BROTHERS FOREVER"

"PLATONIC SOULMATES"

when the edit is clearly shipping them romantically

#ronarry #this is why we cant have nice things #“why can't they just be friends” the books are from harrys pov. #also dont get how ppl say they don't get rarry and then ship fuckass drarry #fuck that shit #ron and harry made out i was there

[becoming-less-than]

✨~ For the many abusers masquerading as Doms: I’m an ex-pro Domme, and kink educator; I will call you on your shit. Respect is a two way street if you’re not my Dom and/or haven’t gotten my consent to be misogynistic, degrading, or objectifying, don’t be until you have permission and we won’t have any trouble. - 🖤 - At this time unsolicited dick pics will have the meta data extracted and as many identifying details as possible about the sender added to them, before being turned into NFTs and sent to market, you’ve been warned. I want be dumb, pleasing, and playable; don’t make me have to be smart, bitchy and vindictive because you’re a douche~✨

- 🖤 - Now that the boundaries have been set - 🖤 -

Hello, you may call me Eris. I’m open to any asks that don’t violate the above boundaries, happy to receive hypnosis files, gifs and videos from others, and willing to chat with prospective Doms. I’m a sub but not your sub unless we negotiate some sort of arrangement and messages should be respectful until you’ve gotten permission to be otherwise. This is kink for me, one I’m very happy to let spill (to a greater or lesser degree) into the rest of my life, but a kink none the less not a full time lifestyle as that’s untenable in my current situation.

~✨ - 🖤 - ✨~

So what am I looking for in a perfect world where I didn’t have to hold a smart girl job:

I’d want to be conditioned to present as being a totally vapid and dependent, but incredibly sweet and lovable sex toy for my Dominant. I’d want to be gradually turned into a hyper feminine bimbo through behavioral modification, protocol and other techniques. I’d want to have my intelligence gradually taken away so that I’m aware of the fall, but helpless to stop it. To have my vocabulary slowly stripped away, my critical thinking and math skills diminished, all while becoming more bubbly, girly, and submissive. I’d want to know that I used to be a genius, but see that now people I used to condescend to for being less intelligent need to patronize me and explain things like I’m 5. I’d want to be reduced to being arm candy and a house wife, someone who’s good only for menial chores and getting fucked.

In my current circumstances I’d like much of the same but I’d like to be able to lock it behind triggers to await safe times to totally surrender. If this has interested you and you’d like to talk further to discuss limits and expectations or other details feel free to message me.

Thank you for your time! I’m looking forward to hearing from you!

#gimbo #bimbo hypnosis #bimbo training #safe sane consensual #boundaries #this is why we cant have nice things

[deenigma]

Presented without comment

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #this is why we cant have nice things #art #lmao

[transhomicidal]

who the fuck let rqs discover ramcoa

#they ruin everything they touch #.txt #ramcoa #this is why we cant have nice things

[vague-humanoid]

@ubernegro considering the damage tom did to peter

@dirhwangdaseul @bigskydreaming

#this is why we cant have nice things #comics are terrified of new ideas and growth #i'm enraged

[asongformydarling]

Why am I just now learning that Lynn Denlon from saw 3 was supposed to be Lawrence Gordon… WHAT

#lynn denlon #Lawrence Gordon #saw #saw 3 #DAMN YOU CARY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SUE THEM #THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS #THE AMOUNT OF LAWRENCE EDITS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD GAWD

[snailsnaps]

i’m sorry

#this #this is why we cant have nice things #this is why we cant have ANGST things #STOP TALKING ABOUT AMONGUS /ref #ask

[beans-in-your-socks]

time for y'all to snap back to reality for a second.

i really wish i didn't have to write this...

but

the heartstopper fandom is becoming toxic.

this was just supposed to be a wholesome book/show but people are really starting to ruin it.

people shouldn't be making fun of Joe for his looks. what are you, 7 years old? people shouldn't be hating on him in general. he literally deleted his Twitter you disgusting shits.

people forcing Kit to come out was just disgusting. the whole message of the book/show was that you shouldn't have to come out before you are ready. HE'S 18. People should've just left him tf alone.

Kit has also stated he is uncomfortable with people calling him "hot" or "fine", so y'all should STOP making edits of him shirtless. respect people's goddammed boundaries.

i didn't even know this existed until earlier today, and that people actually ship them unironically but harryxben?! NO. JUST NO.

people who ship Joe and Bash, DONT. As far as we know, they are just good friends. and if they are dating, SO WHAT? THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE. ACTUAL PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL LIVES AND ACTUAL FEELINGS. I KNOW, CRAZY RIGHT? y'all really need to give "I was Born For This" a read because one of the central issues is the consequences of shipping real live people. ITS JUST WRONG, WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO SEE?

apparently, people STALKED Joe's family. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. THATS ILLEGAL.

people always associate Joe with Kit and act as if he cant live without him, he is his own person. he isn't just an extension of someone else.

people should really stop making insensitive jokes about Charlie's eating disorder. I admit the "you ate (unlike charlie)" was a little funny in the beginning but it gets old really fast and is just icky.

everyone saying that heartstopper is "cringe". THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!! newsflash THEY ARE TEENAGERS. TEENAGERS ARE AWKWARD. TEENAGERS ARE CRINGE. TEENAGE ROMANCES ARE CRINGE. THAT IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE. cringe culture is so toxic, people just need to stop.

sharing photos of Yasmin pre-transition feels wrong. just wrong.

the whole "Kit is queerbating" drama was horrid, and I am honestly scared of what might happen to Rhea, seeing as it has been heavily implied Imogen will have a bi/pan storyline in S3

anyways thats my rant for the day 🙃

#heartstopper #heartstopper fans are fucking unhinged #this is why we cant have nice things #pride #queer #alice oseman #fandom culture is toxic smh #why can people just be nice? #toxic fandoms #fandom #heartstopper fans need to chill