#this makes no fucking sense and i will die mad about it

[luvv4j4ybe11]

Can I request for Dina?? Vampire Dina and fem reader fluff and also smut? Hope that makes sense. Anyway, hope you’re having a nice day:)))

Yes ugh I love writing for vampire!au’s it’s probably one of my faves. Also idk if you wanted a fic, or headcanons, but you’re getting headcanons so ENJOY😝!

Warnings~

𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟~

✧ since she’s a vampire, obviously she has increased senses. So she’ll 100% do things that get your heart racing and blood pumping (she likes the smell of it..yeah🤞🏽)

✧ is sooo possesive over you, anything or anyone that dares looking at you the wrong way will be dead before they can blink.

✧ whenever you guys are out on a mission together, she’s always guiding you by the small of your back or holding your arm to make sure you don’t fall. (Bc you’re clumsy asf but so is she, so it just works out)

✧ clickers, zombies, and whatever else decides to stumble along your path tend to stay away from you when your with Dina, it’s like they know what she is.

✧speaking of this ⬆️ you told her that one time and you swear it went straight to her head, giving her even more of an excuse to stay near you at all times.

✧ is ALWAYS sneaking up on you, she takes advantage of your weaker instincts, and uses it to fuck with you. And when you get mad when she does sneak up on you, she’ll just smother you with hugs and kisses to shut you up.

“Y/n,-“

“Shit!” You exclaim, heart beating rapidly from the startle your girlfriend gave you. “Fucking hell, Dina! Do you want me to die of a heart attack?” You’re being dramatic, and you both know it. “Mhm, you’ll be fine, babe.” She purrs as she wraps her arms around your waist, planting slow, wet kisses on your neck that make you lean back to give her more space to kiss, a low hum of satisfaction coming from her as you do so.

𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭~

✧I feel like this goes without saying, (but ima still say it) SHES A BITERRRRR. she has such a blood kink (obvi..) so she’ll bite you where she KNOWS other people will see. She’s addicted to the way it looks

✧ another thing shes addicted to is your taste, you always taste so sweet no matter what. (Especially when you’re on your period, you suggested it one time and you swear you saw her jump for fucking joy at the idea of eating you out on your period-plot twist tho, she’s a feen for it and will be between your lefts every time you’re bleeding. No matter how overstimulated you are.)

✧ loves to toss you around and fold you into whatever position she wants you in, the way your body is so easy for her to manhandle makes her head throb and pussy acheeee

✧ She can smell whenever your horny and 100% will tease you until you feel like you’re gonna pass out. And if you’re in public too? She won’t hold back. She’ll just force you to stay quiet while she shoves another finger into your drooling cunt while whispering mean things into you:(

“Such a dirty girl..is this what you were thinking about? Me shoving my fingers into this greedy little pussy? Yeah? Mhm, you’re so cute, babe..”

✧ is OBBSESSEDDDD with your thighs and stomach, always leaving marks and bites on the soft flesh whenever she eats you out.

✧ she gets so drunk off of you, whether is be from your pussy, or your blood, (or both) she always has a dazed look in her eyes that has you giggling breathlessly

A/N~ short, I apologize<3

#luvv4j4ybe11 #tlou #tlou fluff #tlou Dina #dina tlou #tlou2 #tlou fanfiction #tlou part 2 #the last of us #the last of us dina #Dina tlou fluff #dina x reader #dina x fem reader #dina x you #Dina x reader fluff #༄❤︎︎𝐣𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬❤︎︎༄ #༄❤︎︎𝐣𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬❤︎︎༄ #vampire Dina

[nrilliree]

https://www.tumblr.com/dreamfyre-beautiful/748866149787353088/problems-i-have-with-hotd-so-far?source=share

This post is killing me !

Alicent is not a good person.

Helaena is barely a character in the original version and she never had any autonomy.

The point of dancing is not to have a smalfolk perspective, stop with this fucking hypocrisy.

Criston Cole is not even a fucking member of the smalfolk ! Wtf ?!

Then the problem with Laena is not that they try to make her look older than Rhaenyra in episode 5, in fact canonically in HOTD she remains younger than Rhaenyra, so what are you complaining about ? Plus this comment is completely stupid, because Laena is older than Rhaenyra in the book ! You know ! The original version ?!

Um... A mother who abandons decorum for her child ? Alicent doesn't do what she does for Aemond by wanting to take Lucerys' eye and attacking Rhaenyra. She's been doing this kind of thing for 10 years already. She literally uses what happened to her son to try to take down Rhaenyra by making up lies saying that Lucerys ambushed Aemond to try to kill him and then she brings it all on herself, poor woman who has no did what was expected of her all these years. It mostly looks like a woman taking out her frustration on another woman, rather than a mother defending her son, we need to stop the bullshit.

So... Laena didn't die killed by Daemon. She died of a complicated childbirth, like many women of the time. She simply accelerated the death process by getting burned by Vaghar (for somes stupid reasons...). And Laenor didn't even die in HOTD, and people always seem to voluntarily forget that yes, certainly Daemyra had this plan together, but that Laenor there accepted and left of her own free will !

Then, it's crazy this obsession to repeat that Rhaenyra is trying to take the title of Corlys for Luke and therefore that she is taking it from the twins Rhaena and Baela... The TG really has a problem with legitimate heirs, huh ? Rhaenyra was designated heir to the throne by Viserys and Lucerys was designated heir to Lord of Tides by Corlys himself ! What isn't clicking in your head about that ?! Rhaenyra doesn't steal anything from anyone for her sons !

And his rant about "the new promo saying "[team black] acts more like family" maybe my family is weird but we don't fuck or get married at all" Um... wtf ? Yes, the TB is more of a close-knit family than the TG, there is not even a debate to be had over it and sorry but does this person forget that there is incest also among the TG ? Not only because of the marriage of Aegon II and Helaena, but also simply because Aegon II openly flirts with Baela, you know, his uncle's daughter? (I say this because a lot of TG claims that Aegon II is actually disgusted by incest and is only with Helaena out of obligation. So yes, the marriage to Helaena is arranged, but clearly this boy didn't have problem with the incestuous costumes of the Targaryens and Westeros This is shown by his reaction when he learns that he is going to marry Helaena and that he flirts with Baela / sexually harassed her). Aemond even since have a crush on Helaena in HOTD, so... no incest in TG ? Let me laugh !

And oh poor people who are full of the fact that the dragons in their team have no development ? We're going to see Sunfyre in season 2, it's confirmed. Then Dreamfyre plays no fucking role in the dance, just like Helaena. Welcome to reality. This show neglects dragons in general anyway, a shame when this show normaly talks about their extinction...

And still the madness of talking about the fact that Alicent doesn't have the right to terrifying childbirth scenes ?! So, the show is about the Targaryens, especially Targaryen women. At least she's supposed to ! And it makes sense that women who died in childbirth or had complications during childbirth are entitled to on-screen scenes about it. Alicent is not a Targaryen and didn't even have a complicated birth so get the fuck out.

My god the TG really have a problem understanding the basics of this story...

I have a blocked user, so I will not refer to @dreamfyre-beautiful's post, but to what you write.

1) If you feel satisfied by forcing a woman who has not yet delivered her placenta to give up her newborn baby (knowing the history of her siblings, mother and both grandmothers) or march through the entire castle - you are not a good person. If you allow one son to bully another until no one sees it - you are not a good person. If you are planning a coup and usurpation of the throne, sending your children to war because you will not bend the knee- you are not a good person.

2) Helaena is probably more of a character in the show than she was in the book at this point in Dance. She was always barely a character.

3) Criston is not a smalfolk. He belongs to a family that was the banners of the Dondarrions. It's not smalfolk.

What amuses me the most is when someone is both team green and team smalfolk, because… it's impossible. I'm not saying that team black was wonderful for the smalfolk, because during the war you can't do that, as ASOIAF has shown more than once, but it is the green team that is responsible for the vast majority of suffering among the smalfolk.

It was Aemond who burned the Riverlands. It was Daeron who burned Bitterbridge. It was the TG people who committed the Tumbleton massacre. It was the TG people who plundered Spicetown. It was Aegon who ordered the building of large golden statues of war criminals during war and famine.

These were all crimes against smalfolk.

And TB? Rhaenyra raised taxes because the Greens robbed the treasury. Alternatively, you could add the Greyjoy plundering to this.

4) In my opinion, there were some problems with Laena's casting. The actress who played teenage Laena was almost the same age as adult Laena, and the actress who played adult Laena was much older than the actresses who played Rhaenyra and Alicent. She was undoubtedly beautiful, but a little too old for the role.

5) Alicent doesn't even scream to Rhaenyra about Aemond's harm. He screams about his own, putting his own suffering above his son's in that moment. With her attitude, she forced Aemond to comfort HER.

6) Okay… I understand people say Viserys murdered Aemma, but how could Daemon murder Laena…? After all, he cared about saving Laena, not the child. He talked to the maester about this. What did he use to murder her? Because he got her pregnant? They already had two children, in the series Baela and Rhaena are apparently not twins, so it's no wonder that he thought that the third birth would also be problem-free.

7) Rhaenyra didn't take anything from Baela and Rhaena because… Driftmark was never theirs. They are Targaryens. Lucerys is Velaryon. Corlys chose to legitimize his own bastard rather than give Driftmark to his grandchildren, so where is Rhaenyra's fault? Even if she didn't want Drifmark, she had to fight for it, otherwise giving away her son's inheritance would be suspicious, right?

8) The marriage of a niece and uncle is less incest than the marriage of a brother and sister. Even outside the Targaryen family, nieces married uncles and cousins married cousins. Even Tywin Lannister was married to his cousin. And even if the marriage of Aegon and Helaena was arranged, she is not wind-pollinated and he fathered her three children.

9) I wrote about dragons here, I think it was about the same post: https://www.tumblr.com/nrilliree/749167004582297600/i-saw-a-post-complaining-that-the-show-goes-above?source=share

10) Aemma's birth was necessary because she died that way. Laena's birth was necessary because she died that way. Rhaenyra's birth was needed to show Alicent's cruelty and Alicent's objectification of Rhaenyra's children. Alicent's delivery was not necessary. And seriously, three birth scenes for six episodes was enough. Definitely. I feel sorry for every pregnant woman who watched the series.

#house of the dragon #team black #anti team green #pro team black #rhaenyra targaryen #anti alicent hightower #anti team green stans

[n1ghtfurys]

For the record

Mentions a toxic relationship

(Also I've never done this before so....yeah.)

“For the record this is self destructive” Soaps tone is flat, this has happened so much he's not even shocked anymore. Simon's mad over you, you have a fight, break up and he comes crawling back even when it's your fault. You make him stupid and it grates on Soap like nothing else, the fact that you don't like him doesn't help the situation much either. 

“For the record I'm aware of that.” Ghost replies sounding exasperated, he knows you're bad for him. You like the attention you get, the way he fucks you when he comes back like he's hoping you'll see him as the only guy in the world and in a sense you do. You love him, you really do but you can't help yourself. When it's good it feels too good, so you fuck it up. You know it fucks with him and you know Soap hates you for it but you can't help it. You know one day he might not come back and that terrifies you, you're trying to stop it but old habits die hard right?.

Simon sighs and drags his hand over his face. He knows it's dumb to be so caught up in you but you get him and he can't explain it other than he loves you, loves being with you. Even the stupid bits where you decide you hate him, all the mood swings and screaming and shouting. The make up sex, the cuddling, the way you rake through his hair, how sweet your voice sounds, all of it.

Usually whenever you guys ‘fall out’ he spends the entire time fantasising about what he'll do when he gets back to you, that mixed with the fact that he was on deployment before your last spat has him reeling. He’s nothing if not pent up, the anger doesn't help either. He hasn't been able to get you out of his head, he's lost count of all of the wet dreams and the videos he's replayed. Some of them weren't even sexual, just videos of you smiling at him (from a vacation he took you on a while back).

He shifts his hips, trying to make the way his cock is chubbing up, again, from just the thought of you less noticeable. 

“Si-” Soap begins but Simon cuts him off. 

“For the record I've been picturing her body draped over the sofa wearing nothing but my mask.” He regrets it the minute he says it, he can't stop the way the idea of you like that makes him feel. How it makes his cock throb. 

Soap rolls his eyes and makes an exasperated noise. “For the record.” He mimics clearly annoyed. 

"I'm screwed." Simon knows he's right, he knows the two of you are toxic but he's addicted. Everything about you is so good, and maybe if he keeps coming back you'll realise that whatever fucked up reason you have for treating him like this isn't worth it.

Simon and Soap sit in a charged silence for a while before Soap appears to get sick of Simon's awkward fidgeting. 

Simon gives him a grateful nod before Soap pauses at the door, “For the record, I think you should leave the lass, no matter how bonnie you think she is.”

They both know it fell on deaf ears, not only because he was too focused on how bad he wishes he could push his cock into you instead of his hand but also because they both know he's down bad.

The way Simon's palming at his cock the minute the door clicks shut is honestly pathetic, he wants you so bad it feels like he needs you. He dips into the grey joggers he has on and pulls his aching cock out and gives it a few fast tugs, before pushing his thumb over the tip and smudging the pearly bead of pre like you do.

He bucks up into his hand, your name falling out of his mouth as he imagines it's your soft hand wrapping around the base of his cock. As he wishes it was your tongue circling its sensitive head. 

He drags his hand along the throbbing member remembering the way you clench around him. Envisioning your perfect form bouncing feverishly on his cock, milking him dry.

Before he knows it he's thrusting into his own fist, moaning your name over and over as if it will make his thoughts real while he spills over his knuckles. All while wishing he was cumming into your needy little cunt.

:(

#cod smut #cod men #ghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghost smut #ghost x reader #drabble #smut #soap cod

[cutter-kirby]

haha wow they're wrapping things up nicely so far! what do you mean jay is staying in fionnaworld

#WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!????? #this makes no fucking sense and i will die mad about it #i get little destiny wanting to stay #and even jay from like a 'cool modern world' standpoint #but WHAT ABOUT HIS FUCKING FAMILY??????? #you're really trying to make me believe he'd leave behind his four siblings??????? #and IF finn's dead #(which i really hope he isn't. that's a whole other rant) #then jay left them with NO FAMILY. NOTHING. #this could have been easily fixed if they just showed the rest of the farmworld family come over #WHAT THE FUCK. this like ruins it for me #he left his family behind!!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #also unrelated but why the hell was fern holding dj flame's hand #eh. that just doesn't work for me boys. #anyway whatever no one else will care about this it's FINE. #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #jay mertens #AND if finn's alive then he lost his fucking son #and he'll never know what happened to him #that's fucked up

[lord-squiggletits]

I must admit I'm getting this horrible image in my head of Tarn as that type of creepy guy who donates way too much money to a streamer and then absolutely loses it when he hears they're not single.

That's probably accurate lol. Although unlike (seemingly) most people in this fandom, I blame Megatron more for turning Tarn into that kind of obsessed freak than I do Tarn for being a freak. I mean, my view is basically "you reap what you sow/the monster you created turned around and bit you" so I don't really have sympathy for Megatron with regards to Tarn showing up and ruining his life lol. I actually really like the DJD coming in MTMTE as basically the living embodiment of karma and Megatron's comeuppance about not being able to run away from/ignore his past.

Like blah blah "no matter how sad your backstory is you're still responsible for your own actions" but also Megatron is literally 100% the reason Tarn is Like That, and Megatron also used parasocial manipulation, propaganda, and his grandiose personality to manipulate the Decepticons into worshipping/following him without question. So like. It's fiction, I don't have to be all "well they're all problematic" I can just be like "lol, lmao even" and point and laugh as Megatron gets fucked up by Tarn and the DJD because he can't talk his way out of this problem.

#squiggle answers #i'm not mad at you or thinking you're saying anything #i'm just very fond of dying of the light and i enjoy megatron suffering #i love how dying of the light is like megatron's personal torment nexus of getting trapped by his bad decisions #but also getting other people dragged down with him by accident #and then he's so fucking pathetic that he can't even compromise his 'pacifism' to save those people he dragged down #and then he lashes out in anger and becomes violent and hateful again and slaughters the whole DJD #i love that shit. love when megatron is fucked up and dysfunctional #i'm not saying i wanted him to become WORSE and like die a horrible fate per se #i'm just saying that i disagree with most of the fandom when they're like aww let this old man rest and tarn should fuck off he's a loser #i'm like nah. put megatron in the blender. don't let him just suddenly decide to be a pacifist and then that's it. make him fuck up #ough sorry it's just. i like megatron getting better but i also like him staying bad lol #like i want him to get redeemed but i also still want him to be fucked up and full of anger and hatred. if that makes sense #but yeah. not to be a tarn defender or anything but like #sometimes the fandom seems like it listened too much to the part where megatron was like #'i was happy i was at peace and you ruined everything' #meanwhile i'm sitting there like: yeah they ruined it. and so what. it's your fault. you don't get to be peaceful and happy #when you still have mistakes that you need to address and do something about instead of running away #muah. muah. muah. love dying of the light #i wanted to rip megatron apart from being so pathetic but i was also like. awww sad old man #mostly i wanted to rip him apart tho lol

[shittydrawnsollux]

// okay yeah reminder once again. most of you do not know me. i do not know you. your "jokes" are not funny when on anon theyre just creepy 🔥 kindly fuck off forever

#ooc #i dont want to post the offending ask but im genuinely going to fucking kill someone #its literally common sense its basic boundaries i should not be having to make posts about 'haha hey guys #maybe Dont pry into real peoples relationships this much thats kinda not normal' #and then you get worse #i really dont get mad often i dont i make a point not to but im seething #if thats what you wanted congrats you got it now go die in a hole #premade grave since nobodyll care enough to bury you themselves

[helpimstuckinafandom]

JUSTICE FOR DAVINA CLAIRE I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS FUCK OFF OH MY FUCKING GOD

#CAMI AND DAVINA GONE IN ONE EPISODE??!?!!?? #YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING FOR REAL #(davina perma died an episode later both they both died in one episode right before that) #also this season has been slacking on marcel and the ep post-davina's death kicked him up several notches #he said all the shit i take issue with about the always and forever family bs #he hit that shit out of the park #also camille's death being all about comforting klaus fucking pissed me off #it was until she was scared right at the end that it was more about her #and her last words COULD have beenthe immortality line. but then they had to have her bolster klaus again instead #at least we got others mourning her after #but davina???? #those bitchass ancestors forced her boyfriend to kill her then nearly shredded her soul #and she could've been resurrected. but of course fucking family came first #she had to die screaming for mercy alone as the ancestors tried to carve her soul from fucking existence #(and though i'm mad at elijah and freya for it it makes sense for them to do it #(what pissed me off was them and klaus then telling marcel that they were justified and he should just suck it up and understand) #(like no take the consequences let the man mourn) #(freya claiming family to kol too like girl i don't know you. and this 'family' loves you more than it ever loved me) #(y'all only love me on my deathbed) #(if being family means we kill each other's partners [which happens time and time again] then fuck being in this family) #like i don't actually want the mikaelsons dead. but also i hope super vampire marcel kills you all #hope kol gets away from you people because you are not family to him. you aren't. #but mostly davina. poor fucking davina #her and kol are my bonnie and enzo - finally finding someone who will choose them not just use them #only for death at the hand of allies #davina clair was an abused teenager you all used and who justifiably hated y'all #and she deserved more than to die like this. die basically three fucking times over still helping in the end #truly have not seen a witch this blatantly used and mistreated since the bonnie bennet #davina claire #the originals

[toytulini]

gatekeeping weirdness now? yall have the energy for this? silly goose behavior(derogatory and dismissive) for sure

#toy txt post #ive seen 2 posts today im not interacting with #one was less bad but still #the other one was hilariously bad #im vagueing it #it was like wah! fucking POSERS are PRETENDING to be weird by ACTIVELY pursuing interests and hobbies that make someone considered weird! #and having dyed hair! bluh! always with the dyed hair hate like really. its not For you but die mad i guess. #anyway if youre that concerned about other ppl actively pursuing hobbies that get them labelled weird (for i guess. the purpose. of being #percieved as weird? whether or not they enjoy the hobby? fascinating behavior if so. pretty weird even id s-*gunshot* #anyway if youre that concerned about that vs like idk....whatever 'organically' weird ppl are. in contrast to that. i gotta say #im no expert but that does sound like maybe you are in fact the poser bro. also this is so fucking funny and stupid god #first of all. pretending to be weird by displaying interests in weird hobbies and fashion even tho deep down im a normal fucking square and #i just hate these weird hobbies and aesthetics so much but like listen i Gotta. for the Weirdness Clout(tm). definitely a thing that #meaningfully exists and makes a ton of sense to measure someone against #dont you know youre only a true weirdo if you dont have any interest in looking like a freak and putting effort into your weird freak #aesthetic. what insane fucking discourse. #like first of all dumbass this shit is made up. normal isnt real it doesnt exist. normal people are fucking weird. weirdness is normal #weirdness is also a construct that is defined in opposition to the unachievable normalcy. many ppl are for the most part 'normal' #with little regular quirks and then there are every so often weird freaks who are very much outside of normal #and thats generally fine although society generally does punish those who do not strive for normalcy. you are supposed to try to appear #normal at all costs or you are punished. etc. its late i just got home from work im not getting into this more #tldw(too long didnt write): yall gotta chill you got your head way too far up your own ass if you are legitimately concerned about #'normal' people 'pretending' to be weird. thats not a problem its fine calm down holy fuck. #also. also. to the less bad one: #'you cant all have been weird little girls' are you accounting for the selection bias of this website targeting the deomgraphic of ppl #who were weird little girls? chill. its the weird little kids grown up to be weird little adults website and youre shocked? really?

[feelslikegold]

why would he block a solo UA that actually focuses on his career instead of focusing 90% on someone else/tying his shit to someone else??????? 😭😭😭 also yeah…they have a MASSIVE platform?? can’t spread shit louis wouldn’t want spread without consequences 😚🤭

#quite literally die mad about it this is HILARIOUS #this is months and months after my UA getting disgusting messages every single day for being a ‘rad UA’ whatever the fuck that means #and they’re already spinning this to shit on louis and act like it’s another denial which is ‘an attack on them’ #now is the best time for it to click that every single one of louis’ moves has NOTHING to do with you and your other fave 😭 #like nothing!! #if hld’s explanation is real with them spreading the afhf rumors and stuff and with how big of a platform they have #that makes sense as to why he’d finally block them #though it does kind of shut down other rumors 🤭 #anyways i’m already seeing so much hate towards louis and truly I have to laugh it off 😭😭😭 #man is out there living his best fucking life on tour and as happy as can be and some people can’t stand that 😭 #anyways. can’t wait for his brazil shows ❤️ #anyone typing essays on how fucked up this was of louis…….. 😭😭😭😭😭 keep showing your true colors <3 #🧚🏻‍♀️

[maraeffect]

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#i'm so tired of existing on a completely different plane than everyone else #when my friend visited i thought maybe we would communicate more similarly than autumn and i do #because i have such a hard time understanding her meanings and instructions sometimes #but nope! I'd look fucking lost after autumn trying to explain something to me #only for her to be like ''that made sense right?'' and my friend confirming!!! #whatever chemo or other treatments or heavy metals did to my brain. I'm so fucking mad about it #i hate that nothing i say makes sense and that it's so hard for me to understand people #and then they get irritated bc i do something wrong or i ask a milliong questions trying to understand #so i just feel like not only a lobotomite but also a pest and a burden #im actually so fucking sick of it #i wish i was normal and i wish i communicated normal and i wish i acted normal #i feel so stupid all the time i hate it i hate it i hate it. and i tell ppl im insecure about it #and they point it out anyway #and im only gonna keep getting more and more stupid as time goes on and ill die an idiot #im so tired #i feel like I'm speaking a language that no one knows except for me #negative

[ironmanstan]

Omg i am remembering why i fucking hate english classes ^__^

#i cant read i have actual for real problems my god #im like /srs about this like when i read things i have to reread anything longer than a sentence like 3 times at least #bc the words all mix up and the word orders just do not connect in my head and i can read them i know the words audibly #but they dont make sense at all #and its like the same thing reading numbers does to me #and in books i used to just reread constantly or just skip words like actively reading every other word in a book #and well me when i get a 60% in english and i go check how bc i understood the lesson??? it was so easy #and then i read the problems i got wrong and its like oh. its all bc i mixed up. the words. and clicked the wrong ones. #like im looking through and its like haha. fuck. great great great i am soo fine i literally know the answers to these but i get them wrong #bc i cant fucking read. so cool so cool ooooufhhjg my god #i dont havw time to care about this i have portfolio in a week baby aha i will scream #this is worth 10% of my grade wowwwww cool ill die now #i got a 97 before this . i love everything hahhah #the gamer speaks uwu #sorry guys i am built to write papers and thats it #IM SO MAD IM SO MAD ITS SUCH EASY BULLSHIT I ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIOJS ABOUT FORMATTING AND MLA AND SHIT CORRECTLY #AND I MISS THE ONES W THE ACTUAL EXAMPLES BC I GET MIXED UP ON ALL THE NAMES AND THERES SO MANY OPTIONS WITH ONLY ONE WORD CHANGED #AND I CANT FUCIFUING READ IT !!!! I ANSWER EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS RIGHT AND I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT GETTING THE STUPID EASY SHIT WRONG #COOL #GREAT #my fucuging god #vent #i guess. i love school i love school #i get a bad grade one time and die ab it

[theobot]

Listen I don’t know how you could read the last line before the *** and the line after the *** and not conclude they made out. I’m just being reasonable here

#gideon the 9th #gtn #first time reading #pool scene #they fucked in that pool! except they probably just made out because neither of them got a yeast infection #that being said I’m about to start ch 35 and since the 4th died I’m convinced it’s dulcinea #I’m also convinced dulcinea is already a lyctor and the original dulcinea is dead #and died in the space ship with pro and that’s how they got held up at the beginning #and she’s probably permadying as a lyctor but unable to die for real for real which is why she’s mad and doing murder #gideon the ninth spoilers #don’t tell me I’m wrong I enjoy my theory too much #me with a bulletin board full of red thread and racks foaming at the mouth ITS THE DYING GIRL #listen LISTEN it’s the fucking foreshadowing ok she’s the ONLY one that makes sense #it literally couldn’t be anyone else. and yes ianthe ate babs and the 8th when they weren’t dead were dicks but STILL #IT HAS TO BE THAT GEMINI DYING BITCH I DONT TRUST HER

[aleximedicus]

i’m just trying to do some last minute reading on b*ntham’s anatomical works but i’ve suddenly discovered the fact that he wrote extensive treatises from the 1770s to the 1820s in defence of hom*sexuality and now i can focus on nothing else

#( * ooc. ) #HELLO?????? LIKE???? #he isn't just arguing in defence of gay sex he's also like oh btw jesus fucked men so you can die mad about that xoxo #JEZZA????? IT'S 1823?????? BASED??????????/ #i mean it does make sense w his utilitarianism w the greatest happiness principle #gay sex between consenting parties doesn't harm anyone so in his philosophy there's no reason why it should be outlawed or punished #it makes sense why he has this take i'm just floored at how open he was about it holy shit #man's out here talking about jesus getting down and dirty with st john #rest in peace to my fellow presenters at the conference tomorrow they're gonna be hearing some THINGS about bentham at the wine reception

[lostsouldierbye]

i’ve never opened up the mcu bucky & tony can of worms and i’m still scared to do it 

#idk i guess the ball is in tony's court #bucky takes responsibility for any and all crimes committed under hydra #like yeah yeah he knows it wasn't him #but if someone accuses him of killing so-and-so he won't deny it #so tony being big mad about the truth of his parents deaths #bucky will take it #he uhhhhh doesn't think he deserves to DIE over it #i mean it's complicated #his relationship with his own life and what he DESERVES is like fucked up #on the one hand he doesn't think he can repent for what he's done #on the other hand he wants to balance out the wrongs with rights ??? #but also his definition of 'right' is also #fucked up anyway #so from the outside it almost doesn't even look like he's doing good ??? #but his heart's in the right place ???? #anyway i don't know many canon tony's in the rpc so i doubt this will ever get addressed #did ca:cw even happen really #my default mcu verse is set immediately after tws and/or after endgame with every possibility of simply skipping over ca:cw bc fuck that #but willing to leave the starks on his hydra hit list tbh because it does kinda make sense #if big bad wolvie can forgive bucky for killing his preggo wife/gf ??? i'm sure tony can come around #❪ ⠀ * ⠀ gen ⠀﹕ ⠀ooc. ⠀ ❫ #tbd

[disastergay]

is the statement "mental illnesses aren't quirky or fun" ever not followed by the words "you clearly don't have xyz, you're just some dumb delusional kid who thinks they're smarter than actual medical professionals"

#rant / #I'm about to go off @ anti self dxers so buckle up #like... does it make you feel good to say that to another human being #do you get some perverse sense of satisfaction out of this-- #by telling people who are already invalidated on a regular basis that they're lying fake pieces of shit #I think you're just mad because these kids carry less shame about not masking their symptoms than you do #you've been beaten down enough by society that you cringe whenever you see one of them be 'too edgy' or 'not self aware enough' #and if you have to sit there and be miserable with yourself but these kids don't then clearly they don't suffer as much as you do #clearly they're lying and have no idea what it's like to be like you #otherwise they would be as ashamed of themselves and their symptoms as you are #otherwise someone else would've noticed by now that they need help--that's what happened to you after all! #that's how it works for everyone right?? #god I'm so sick of all these self-righteous fucks. die #or better yet grow a sense of compassion #ableism / #ableist language /

[vulcandyke]

some of you pjo fans are reading totally different books than me because y'all swear annabeth is constantly talking about how hard it is to be a smart blonde but that never fucking happened

#somebody drop some page numbers or something bc i reread them all and she never mentions it. at all. #and some idiot on tiktok is trying to say it's her motivation through the whole series but she literally never mentions it #percy mentions that shes blonde a few times but other than that? #it's barely even a part of her character #it's so clearly racism when people get mad about that little girl who's playing annabeth of course #but beyond that it doesnt even make any fucking sense? how is that your defense? i don't see yall tormenting that boy who's playing percy #even though he's blonde and percy has dark hair. #i wonder why. #anyway if you're mad about annabeth's casting do me a favor and die mad about it that way we don't have to hear you #rambles