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ibtisams · 5 months
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Joe Biden was literally advised by multiple people to not mention the unverified claims that Hamas had beheaded Israeli babies during his October 10th address and chose to ignore it
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yeyayeya · 9 months
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WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO BE HOT????!!??
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rewritingcanon · 5 months
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harry so dumb he genuinely thought tonks was in love with her own cousin ☠️☠️
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i-have-no-enemies · 6 months
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I got curious and decided to check who Canute’s wives were, because they are most likely canon since it’s historical facts.
So there’s his first wife, Ælfgifu, and then there’s his second wife, Emma.
Emma is interesting, because her first husband was Ethelred… yes, that Ethelred, king of England.
Canute really had the man murdered and then he married his widow!
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cultrise · 8 months
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my mind couldn't stop thinkin about how hobie could just easily make you listen to him and his requests like trying to shower together with you anytime you want to have one and you couldn't just say no to him and his big doe eyes. like, did you see that man's big puppy eyes?! 😭
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that man is such a manipulating whore😤 but not in a bad way. just in a way that he knows he’s pretty enough to have his way, especially since you’re his girl and will do anything for him.
like it’s to the point where you’ll be saying no repeatedly but when you look at him the approval just slips from between your lips without you wanting it to😦
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iero · 1 year
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This Guitar Center has an exact replica of Eddie’s guitar behind the fucking counter……
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thepalelfe · 2 months
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btw i finally got to ascend astarion on this playthrough and he’s so fuckin goofy
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mxtxfanatic · 1 year
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It’s gotta be a skill how this man just denials his way into accidentally kidnapping the alternate dimension version of his bf and wife-beaming him so hard that the alternate version also now wants to kidnap him. An Olympic-level skill.
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leafsleafsleafsstuff · 4 months
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Calle tussle.. 👀
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arminsbf · 2 months
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HEAD IN MY HANDS OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED HIM!!!!!!!!!
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tinfoilcrab · 8 months
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HOZIER SINGING AS GAEILGE????? MY IRISH CLASSES ARE FAILING ME I CANT EXACTLY MAKE OUT WHAT HE’S SAYING BUT I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.
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dansleftthigh · 1 year
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Imagine telling someone in 2012 that in exactly ten years, Dan Howell would not only be openly gay, but also wearing a risqué nun costume and fully in his slut era.
I would’ve shit, pissed, and thrown up.
I’m still gonna shit, piss and throw up.
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me: i don’t do self inserts and self shipping
me, looking at dick grayson: *softly* okay maybe i do a little self insert and self shipping
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kazieka · 8 months
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so i finally watched that Coyote Peterson episode where he gets spined by a lionfish and the comments on it are great actually
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he does so much for us
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davosmymaster · 2 years
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The fact that Moon Knight has fucked:
-PETER PARKER
-MJ
-NATASHA ROMANOFF’S MOTHER
-Wanda Maximoff
-Jane Foster
-Harry Styles’ current girlfriend (aka Thanos’ sister-in-law)
-the next x-men villain after they defeated him in the previous movie.
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agni-ashes · 1 year
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PAID ACTOR?????
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