#this probably only makes sense to me

[anubisthe1]

Can white-haired citizens of konoha love uchihas in a casual way and not in a way where they look like they picked up a new religion.

#obkk #mdtb #obito uchiha #kakashi hatake #madara uchiha #tobirama senju #this probably only makes sense to me #personal headcanon that tobirama had tge biggest crush in the univers for madara uchiha

[imperialstark]

post-civil war stony reconciling and wondering if they can love each other softly this time

#stony #steve rogers #tony stark #marvel #this probably only makes sense to me

[random-obsseser]

why do i barely see pizzahead drawn as feminine anymore?

#this probably only makes sense to me

[mothwingedmyths]

I love when people draw Riv like a dragon

#rain world #this probably only makes sense to me

[rachelfoleyisntdead]

More alex wesker x Alfred Ashford pls

I just think that Alex doesn't respect men and hate-fucks them for dominance. Science is very male-dominated, and Alex hates her weak body so this gives her a feeling of power and control while she's working to 'fix' herself.

Alfred is a prime target for this bc they are similar (both have siblings that are lauded as the 'more perfect' version) and are used to being in a 'second' position (Alfred is literally just holding the fort for Alexia and I think the picture of Albert and Alex where Albert is sitting and Alex is standing is very telling of their relationship--in fact he passes the torch (Ouroborous) to her). I have nothing to back this up but I feel deep in my soul that there was a rivalry between Alex and Alexia, with Alexia sort of 'winning' as she was a genius baby who everyone lauded. So Alex gets one over on her rival, too.

But the bonus is that for Alfred, he's getting fucked by someone who is very similar to Alexia in basically every way. There's also something about Alfred cross-dressing while Alex wears pant-suits, idk. Also she definitely talks down to him about it or tauntingly calls him "Alexia" during.

They absolutely do not like each other, it is not soft and fluffy and does nothing to help their problems, but it is very satisfying for them for individual, twisted reasons.

Also it's very hot.

#this probably only makes sense to me #i'm reading WAY too far into the Weskers and Ashfords but w/e #alex wesker #alfred ashford #alex wesker x alfred ashford #i do not think Alexia and Alfred ever fucked I think she knew and encouraged his obsession and she was mad that Claire broke her toy

[noddynods]

Since antasma is a bat then dreambert should be a butterfly

#This probably only makes sense to me #mario & luigi dream team #noddytalks

[i-peregrin]

‘oh you’re autistic?’

*im holding the corinthian behind my back* no.

#this probably only makes sense to me #the corinthian #autism #autistic #sandman #the sandman

[endlessnightlock]

those thinning shears they use for your hair, but for you brain instead

#writing #this probably only makes sense to me #humor #writing humor

[crimsonicarus]

Charles Leclerc ft. the melting point of wax who says no

I've waited for this moment all my life and more And now I see so clearly what I could not see before The time is now or never and this chance won't come again Throw caution and myself into the wind

There's no promise of safety with these secondhand wings But I'm willing to find out what impossible means A leap of faith

Climb to the heavens on feathers and dreams Because the melting point of wax means nothing to me

#charles lecrelc #formula one #f1 #ferrari #scuderia ferrari #i cant sleep so please bear with me #this probably only makes sense to me #but i was hearing the song again #and my mind went places

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[damconcha]

One of my favorite things about the ASL Brothers is the fact that Ace was the one brought out the sake and proposed becoming brothers.

Not Luffy or Sabo but Ace.

Ace, who believes he is unlovable, Ace who believes that his blood is dirty, Ace who believes that he didn’t deserve to be born, Ace who thinks that his life is worthless, Ace who believes that his mere existence is a crime.

And yet Ace saw these two boys and approached them without apprehension or fear of rejection even though he was proposing something as irrevocable, something as bonding as brotherhood

#not to mention ace had these thoughts bc this is how the WORLD sees him #that world put these thoughts into his head and made him believe that #but sabo and luffy only see him. not gol d. or even portgas d. but just ace. #the way ace knew that they wanted this just as much as he did #like he is theirs and they are his and he knew that #i remember learning that ace proposed it and being *so surprised* #cause we had just seen that ace had no self worth and hated himself #but he knew that they accepted him and that they wanted him in their lives #and he decided to make it permanent #they are his family. they are his safe place. they love him unconditionally. #DO YOU GUYS GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY #goddd these brothers make me so ill #it’s 2am so if this doesn’t make sense that’s why #i am thinking so many thoughts #i’ll probably delete this later #portgas d. ace #asl brothers #one piece #concha speaks #asl rambles #concha posts

[steppesliver]

true detective (2014) / disco elysium (2019)

#ok i have found my new passion. making edits of rust cohle to disco elysium quotes that only make sense in my head #anyhow i always found curious how the show ends with “the light is winning” quote and how the last frame you see of carcosa #is the hole where rust sees the cosmo and its darkness when he first enters there but now with a golden light sent in help #it reminds me a bit of the phasmid in DE and how comforting the talk with her is. the same way the light the cops sent to find these two #probably was to marty and rust (if rust was not out of it by then) #“in dark times should stars also go out?” :)) #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #mine

[crueldesire]

eros the bittersweet, anne carson / saltburn (2023) dir. emerald fennell

#I’m posting all my saltburn drafts now idc #this will probably only make sense to me lol anyways #saltburn #jacob elordi #barry keoghan #emerald fennell #anne carson #eros the bittersweet #web weaving #comparatives #quotes #films

[akajustmerry]

just had the most insane thought that the end of waystar royco as the Roys know it is the one-two gut-punch of tech (matsson) and neo-fascism (mencken), and that neither mencken nor matsson would be there if it weren't for roman. obviously big tech and fascism are forces that very likely would have found their way to taking Waystar one way or another. but, as it happened, roman is the one who brought matsson and mencken to the table. what a grand horror story it is that the only 2 things roman roy did right in his father's eyes turned out to be setting in motion the 2 things that would destroy his legacy, and him. its no accident roman thinks he killed his father.each of the roy siblings is doomed by the narrative in their own unique way. from the very beginning roman wants out of this story but he doesn't know how to leave it, or even how to admit he doesn't want this part he thinks he should want. so he keeps saying how much he wants the crown, Waystar, the legacy all while personally (in bathrooms to be exact) planting the irreversible seeds for their destruction. his actions speaking louder than his words ever could. something something logan shipped roman off to boarding school and beat him in the hopes he'd make roman just like him and all logan did was create someone who became his very own anti-matter. a child so violently unmade can only grow to unmake.

#roman roy #its 2am this probably only makes sense to me but i couldn't sleep without putting it somewhere #succession #he's my special special boy!!!! special little anti-seed <3

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well #same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident #anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol #Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family #Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them #leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust #I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha #turtle art tag #curious as to what everyone else headcanons #the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo #all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now #I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them #went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭 #ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun #my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT #note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum #if that makes sense #headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas #I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd #I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh #and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter #Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic #I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder

[p4nishers]

mobius m mobius and loki laufeyson in loki // expert from soul music by terry pratchett.

#back on my 'mobius loves like discworld death' bullshit again #look i know this probably only makes sense to me and tj but. let me have this ok. #mobius m mobius #lokius #loki season 2 #loki #loki series #web weaving #poetry #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #discworld #discworld death #soul music