#this was just so perfectly worded

[pizzaqueen]

Steve and Eddie could totally do that scene in 10 Things where Kat is drunk (and possibly concussed) and looks up at Patrick from where she’s slumped on the swing and says “your eyes have a little green in them” (and then proceeds to vomit all over his shoes) because of Steve’s pretty hazel eyes that look darker in some light and so it might actually be a surprise revelation for drunk!Eddie or he’s stating the obvious, either works

(I think about this a lot more than I would like to admit lol)

#steddie #this is sooooo badly worded 🤣 #i should have just done an incorrect quotes post lmao #pizzaqueentxt #I can picture this so perfectly in my head though #not even a 10 things AU just like…in canon #vomit mention

[rottengurlz]

lover, don't touch me // leave, i am a danger to you // but ooh, i hunger for you

#this is leona's vampire lover audra #i guess you could say the first time they met was when audra nearly killed her in a blood lust because she hadnt fed in so long #idk how to describe it well but audra suddenly stopped devouring her when leona looked at her with no fear in her eyes #but looked at audra like she was something to worship #she whispered that audra was so beautiful even as her own blood was splattered between them and staining her lips #leona had never seen someone or something so perfect and powerful #power that she wanted and knew exactly how to get when audra whimpered over the slightest bit of praise #i never talk about them but i am CONSTANTLY thinking about them <3 #some fun little facts is leona killed her husband in cold blood because he was pitiful and boring #she married the first person to show any interest in her just to get away from her family #he would have been a perfectly good husband for anyone else #but the best part of their marriage was when she stabbed him in the stomach 47 times and felt his blood splatter against her skin #for audra OBVIOUSLY had to make another oc who would do anything to be loved even if it means destroying herself #audra was turned very suddenly and without any guidance #she murdered her lover without even realizing it she opened her eyes to find them splattered across every surface of the room #because of that shes done everything she can to protect herself from others even if it means starving herself of blood #until she goes into a frenzy #leona is the first person she has ever willingly fed off of #idk if willingly is the right word since leona practically begs her to do it #i really want to remake leona now......... #i like how leona looks but i want her to match audra better #mysims #the sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 cas #ts4 cas #sims 4 edit #ts4

[stil-lindigo]

emily carroll has once again permanently changed my brain chemistry

#i got my hands on her newest book recently and god. GOD #i finished that book and just lay down on the floor for an hour because i had to just absorb it all #it felt like coming out of the theater after watching ATSV for the first time #i was so full of adrenaline and the sheer impact of everything i read was hitting all at once #so perfectly paced so intuitively panelled #it feels so reductive to call myself a comic artist when emily caroll does too #shes so. she's just in an entirely different league #it feels like there should be a different word for her #im so far away from creating anything half as lifechanging as that book was #its so motivating and inspiring but its also like #fuck #FUCK #my work feels so damn juvenile in comparison #emily carroll i owe you my life #i need to rip this book apart (not literally) #i have so much to learn about writing and art #everyone read “a guest in the house” by emily carroll #i hope she gets all the accolades she could ever want or need #god #i need a tattoo of this book #expeditiously

[destinyandcoins]

lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS'' #i'm just saying it could have gone the other way #the umbrella academy #half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will #''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here'' #''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) '' #i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept #so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate #while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance #or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead #and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this #but doesn't have time to deal with this shit #somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse #and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this #and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE) #but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults #they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them'' #and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup #so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets #tua meta

[rollercoasterwords]

hey just wanted to comment on ur fanfiction that u wrote and edited and posted to let u know that ummmm u wrote the character with flaws?? sorry but did u realize that u gave the character flaws?? i don't really like this character because they have flaws did you mean to give ur main character flaws?? just wanted to let u know that character has flaws and i don't like that!!

#based on. a real comment. that i just received tonight #jeeeeeeeesus fucking christ #tiktok and its consequences honestly!!! #feel like this person probably wandered over bc they saw people recommending my fics for woke points this week #and now they r dismayed 2 discover that the characters are not. in fact. perfectly woke!! #also it was on. chapter FIVE. of a FIFTY-TWO CH FIC. #like....damn that's so crazy that the character has flaws.... #i wonder if we will see them grow and change at all over the course of the next 200k words.... #thanks for letting me know that u don't like it when characters are not perfect little angels <3 #i think u should ummmm. check out the children's section of ur local library. might be more ur speed xoxo #grumpy posting #txt

[accio-victuuri]

I’m sharing this here cause i have seen it going around with people i follow on Wb and the things they say is so true! I’ve been seeing this movie blogger since Hidden Blade came out and they have always been fair with their evaluation of Yibo. The whole post is on their account 鬽影縫匠 and i’m only putting here ones that directly pertain to WYB. 🤍 I found myself nodding along while reading their thoughts and i know a lot of people who follow me on here will too.

I almost laughed out loud at a blog post about the “Nomination List for Best Supporting Actor at the Golden Rooster Award". I chose two representative blog posts to share my views on "Best Supporting Actor" and several candidates:

[ Blog Post One ] Wang Yibo and Li Xuejian appeared in the nominations at the same time. This is the most magical joke in Chinese movies...

This is a highly offensive and targeted blog post, and the meaning between the lines is that "Wang Yibo is not worthy of being on the same list as Li Xuejian" , as for why, I didn’t say it, anyway, it’s just not worthy... Looking at the bright side, this blogger may feel that Wang Yibo is young and has a short acting career, and it’s not enough to compete with a drama actor like Li Xuejian, but he ignored an important question: This is not a PK between Wang Yibo and Mr. Li Xuejian, but Mr. Ye in "Hidden Blade" and Ji Chang in "Fengshen Part 1" competing on the same stage. The two characters, Mr. Ye and Ji Chang, play an important role in their respective works. They have their own lives and personalities. Who can portray the character more closely and whose performance is more convincing? Who plays a more critical role, and whose role is more important. Putting them on the same candidate list is not only not a joke, but also the embodiment of the Golden Rooster Award's spirit of "only recognizing the work and not holding any prejudices." If you still think this nomination is a joke, then examine whether there is a mountain of prejudice in your heart.

[Blog post 2] It seems that in the future, when making movies, you need to bring a lot of traffic, not only to earn box office, but also to be nominated...

This is a view that seems to concern the country and the people, but is actually dirty to the core. This prejudice is more serious than the previous one, and can even be said to have affected the development of Chinese films. This must be cleared up. Let’s not talk about the Golden Rooster Awards, which have professional judges who strictly control the threshold. Let’s talk about “traffic”: When we talk about “traffic”, what exactly are we talking about? It’s nothing more than the huge fan appeal that he brings with him, and the real money that this appeal can turn into. This is an actor’s own attribute, and he can’t get rid of it, because of his background. They are still actors. They cannot call others actors when we need box office to revitalize the Chinese film market. When we are done throwing it away, we call them "traffic" and spit twice. Such moral quality is worrying. Besides, since 10-15, "traffic has harmed movies" After that, most of today's young actors work very hard and fight hard. Those "traffic" who cried when their hands were broken have long been eliminated.

We must look at today's young actors from a developmental perspective. Chinese movies need fresh blood and call for the emergence of young actors. Don’t let public opinion stop the future of Chinese cinema. Taking a step back, today's veteran actors were once handsome men and beauties when they were young, but there was no such thing as "traffic" at that time. Today's young actors may have a higher starting point, but the path that the veteran actors have traveled has led them to leave, and it will be more difficult for them. The pressure they have to face is many times that of the veteran actors back then. Relax, the film industry is a field of survival of the fittest, and those who are not good will eventually be eliminated. Let us take a longer view and see who will be at the top ten years from now.

[About the nomination list] Except for Jinba’s performance (Back to Tibet), which I didn’t have the opportunity to see, I have watched all the other four’s works, and all of them more than twice. I was deeply impressed by each actor’s performance. The supporting actor award is a difficult one to judge in this year's Golden Rooster... Personally, I prefer Mr. Ye played by Wang Yibo and Qin Hui played by Lei Jiayin. Since Mr. Ye is Wang Yibo's first important big screen role, the scenes are sufficient and unexpected. The degree of completion, through his portrayal and interpretation, Mr. Ye is a completely gripping and fresh character

#wang yibo #hidden blade #hidden blade movie #golden rooster awards best supporting actor nominee wang yibo #YES TO ALL THE WORDS WRITTEN. I’m just so happy when i see a post that perfectly describes what i wanna say.

[softdedue]

GUESS WHOS A MARRIED MAN

#my husband doesn’t like having his face blasted across social media but he supports me showing him off #look at how pretty my gown was!!!!! it fit so perfectly!!!!! #my husband was so fucking cute but alas you will have to mostly take my word for it #my mil made and decorated the cake!!!!! isn’t it amazing!!!! #and my aunt made the bouquet but my husband crocheted the flowers so it was a group effort #it was just. a perfect day. #my face #personal #queer wedding

[camellcat]

Ten twirls Rose around sometimes when he needs a quick escape.

It's a win-win for both of them, he thinks! Rose always seems to enjoy, even if it's usually sudden and out of nowhere, and Ten gets to make her smile and slip away before she can even figure out what's just happened.

#I woke up in a haze and this is the first thing that popped into my brain #in my head they dance okay they dance and this is so so normal for them she doesn't even think twice about it #he spins her around and she loves it!! #(usually. when he's not doing it to make her purposely confused anyways) #like she's talking but he's just had an idea and doesn't want her to follow him so he grabs her hands and gives her a twirl #so she'll lose track of him and perhaps be a bit less angry when he suddenly disappears when she rights herself #she'll give a little huff when she realizes instead of being fun he's just tricked her but it's still fond #are you following? you should be #wish I could beam my thoughts perfectly into words on the screen it's so cute in my head #timepetals #tenrose #tenth doctor #rose tyler #doctor who

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

DARK CREAM WEEK: day 5- punish/reward

idk man i think your threats would work a lot more often if you stopped being so handsome about it fdrgbegh<333

dark cream week and comic are by @zu-is-here

#dark cream week #dark cream #my art #cross #dream #shattered dream #s!d #cross is just panicking a little bit! shattered could threaten to murder him and he'd still find that hot tbh... our favorite simp<333 #no but GJGYIKH remind me to never listen to my ideas when i'm feverous xD #i swear i flip flopped so hard deciding what to do for that day omg #it was supposed to be angst at first but gosh enough of that already am i right?! something a little more lighthearted was needed!! #now this was supposed to be a small comic- then a comic with a little bit of animation in some panels- then an actual animation #because hey why not just put some more energy into it since it's really not that different right? <- famous last words #i'm sorry i'm a little tired xD you could not pay me to color/shade this like for real i just CAN'T #some parts could be smoother but hey! it's all good in the end >:'Dc #wish i could've posted it in time tho that would've been the first time i followed through a weekly event perfectly xd ah well #btw i'm also posting twice today!! i still need to finish the art for day 6 tho so it's gonna be a little later hgkhgh :'D #hope you guys like this!! <333

[rhymesswith]

Simply a long winded way to say that i want to smooch these two grown men on the cheek. 

#word of honor #WoH #wenzhou #wen kexing #zhou zishu #rhymeswithwoh #my arts #technically part of the #ladyhawke au #but honestly at this point so far removed it's like fanart of my fanart #what are they betting on? it doesn't matter #all you need to know is that guest healer wxk has been waging a campaign of harassment toward stoic imperial guard zzs for months now #and this is the moment his seduction hits home #zzs was expecting a full on shameless kiss on the mouth #or somewhere even worse #and instead receives the tenderest kiss on the cheek #it's super effective #these two have the most perfectly placed beauty marks and it kills me #anyway nobody look at this it's just for me #woh/tyk

[queencaramilflinda]

All I’m saying is that Brennan Lee Mulligan could do Hamlet but Shakespeare couldn’t do A Crown of Candy

#cienna talks #acoc #a crown of candy #I am once again back on my Caramelinda bullshit #the most tragic character ever written I swear #acoc isn’t even my favorite season it just makes me the most emotional. bc like FHSY is my fave #but FHSY is so narratively satisfying I am lefy perfectly content with everything that happened. but ACOC…. ends with loose threads #words unsaid #and it makes me truly crazy

[ducktracy]

what a fantastic transition

#as much as i absolutely adore LT with all my heart there are no cartoons out there that give me such a CONSISTENT sense of raw visceral joy #than the Fleischer Popeyes #they are the epitome of fun. that’s such a vague word i know but i think it perfectly encapsulates these cartoons #not too gaudy or self absorbed. despite the fantastical nature of some plots and the gags and visuals there’s a down to earth humility as #well. it owns its simplicity very well. hearing that ‘30s jazz reach a climax as the visuals and gags and tactility and emotions get #stronger and faster in the climax of these shorts literally #gives me goosebumps! it’s an adrenaline rush #i also adore Olive Oyl. i mean i love them all. Bluto is the greatest cartoon asshole of all time. i love the nobility of Popeye. but i #really love that Olive gets to be just as loud and mean and weird and ‘ugly’ as the rest of the guys. she can throw a punch too. she’s not #just there to look pretty or be coquettish. she has a really natural charm and doesn’t feel forced like ‘oooo look at the cool LADY #participating too!’ which i feel is an issue with cartoons of both the past and present #she’s just another facet to these cartoons without calling much attention to herself and i really like that and wish there were more #like her #popeye #seasin’s greetinks #kneitel #vid #the lack of regular woman characters outside of thin tropes in golden age cartoons doesn’t bug me as much as it really should #because as a kid i was so used to watching ‘boy’ cartoons and connecting with ‘boy’ characters (i thought liking girl characters would make #me ‘girly’) and so it’s something i’ve always been sort of used to #but with that said Olive is one character i feel very strongly about and am glad she exists for those reasons #i don’t know why i’m getting so deep on this 10 second post? but anyway you should watch Popeye if you haven’t

[aceoflanterns]

here's a tip for anyone who might need it: if you're upset about your community being called "cliquey" while only associating with people you consider to be on your same "level" of content-consuming, you are part of the problem. hope this helps 🫶

#you don't have to be friends w everyone #but you also can't sit around and say 'god there's no new content' #there is! it's just not from your favorite creators #if it's not your taste that's fine and perfectly normal #but please don't go around acting like only your word and that of your friends is The Word yk #anyway #there's so much to talk about when it comes to this but that's a very long post to make #and i am simply a guy eating mango #so i will not make it today #ty for coming to my ted talk love y'all #byler

[weenmention]

I think it’s honest to admit Spot in fact doesn’t have a heart of gold, it’s something closer to pyrite. It’s duller, with odd growths. It exists there, adjacent, unknowing, and it’s scorned for ‘pretending’ to be something worthy and gilded and holy. It’s cubic formations multiply and turn in on themselves, what uses it has take tireless work, ignition, digging, dissolution. It’s something that at first glance, people assume it to be soft- not in the way of it secretly having an unknowing strength, no- but as it’s hard, and brittle, and it will shatter to little pieces impossible to get out of every fiber. And so those that find it valuable are called fools

#jonathan ohnn #the spot #johnathan ohnn #atsv the spot #I just think something about not being allowed exist without scorn or the long search of something to contribute leading to years of hatred #yadda yadda #I could go on but I couldn’t because it takes me weeks to think up good words- #to articulate everything that I really like about his character #or at least what we’ve seen from it #he’s so interesting #how’s it feel being perfectly organized and functional but still falling short of expectations hm?

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Izzy's tattoos and their meanings

#okay the 'spade=trans' thing was just on one random website so idk if it's real but i couldn't not include it #and i know it's not 100% that his cheek tattoo is polaris but that's my headcanon #also to be perfectly clear i'm using the word transgenderism in jest i know it's not a real word don't @ me #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #gifset #ofmdedit

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

look, i'm not saying that the show missed the perfect opportunity to make "my brother's keeper" and "doctor's disorders" a psychological suspense and a psychological horror, respectfully, but. i'm also NOT not saying that.

#look spectra just lends herself perfectly to a psychological suspense/horror/thriller genre okay #she knows how to blend into the background until you don't even know that she's here #her words and intentions are so perfectly disguised that you won't notice the wounds they inflict until you already bleeding out #she's sweet and courteous and accomodating and nice #so why would you even suspect her #just. the way she manipulates her words and environment and even people's perceptions of her/themselves is so scary #wish there was more of her tbh #i could write a 1k+ word essay about her and not run out of things to say #literally want to study her under a microscope like a bug #spectra #danny phantom