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#tim as batman is evil with guns and jason as batman is... pretty chill
lesbian-cowpoke · 1 year
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*Jason and Tim in an argument*
Tim: Well at least I haven't attempted fratricide on multiple occasions!
Jason: Oh, I'm sorry Mr. High and Mighty, which one of us has the evil gun Batman counterpart and who has the normal Batman counterpart?
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The Batfam reacting to Batsis dating Roy Harper...(HC)
Requested by an ever-lovable-Anon Headcanons for batfamily being protective of batsis 'cause she's dating Roy Harper? Like what their reactions and stances would be
Short A/N So first off, this is kind of a different variant off Headcanons, more like preferences (you’ll see what I mean), and secondly, this kinda works like a second part for those Headcanons, but you can read it completely individually. Lot’s of Love, Brina. 
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Bruce is torn. On one side, you’re his little girl and he wants to protect you from all the evilness in the world (besides the kind you basically fight against every night), but on the other side, he saw how happy Roy made you and he was completely sure that you knew what you were doing. You were not a child anymore. But still...you were one of Bruce’s princesses.  When Roy and you went to Bruce to reveal your Relationship, he was completely frozen for a few seconds. Was that it? Were you an adult now? Did you still need him? Those kinds of thought plagued his mind and you were starting to believe that his silence meant that he was angry at you. Which he wasn’t and, when he realized that you were starting to retract yourself in nervousness, he told you so. He told you that he was happy if you were happy. In the end, he did not not allow it, but he certainly had four eyes on Roy and maybe (or maybe not) three different ways in mind how to revenge your heart if Roy was to ever break it. 
Alfred tries to keep himself out of your and your siblings love-live, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t protective of you. He has the heartbreak-kit hidden for you, with everything you’d need in case Roy’d broke your heart.  He was also one of the first ones to know about you and Roy since you trusted him completely. Like Bruce, he made sure you knew he supported you but other than that he also made it clear to Roy that if he was to ever hurt you, he had never promised Bruce anything related to not-killing and has quite the high kill count... He was the first, but long not the last to threaten him. 
Dick’s reaction was pretty mild. You told him alone since he was thinking out loud about trying to play matchmaker for you and you thought it was time to tell him about your boyfriend. He just nodded and changed the topic. He knows Roy and he trusts you, so he doesn’t really see the need to make a big thing out of it, even though he can’t help himself, and gives Roy the big-brother-’if-you-hurt-her-I’ll-burn-your-house-down’-shovel-talk. All in all, he most likely has the ‘chill’-reaction from all the batfam members, but if Roy’ll ever hurt you, he’s gonna be one of the first ones to call for drastic measures. 
Jason finds out before both of you even are a couple. One night, Roy, Jason and You are in Jason and your apartment, chilling with some booze, but you, being a pretty cheap drunk, were gone way before both boys and your drunk self decided to just blatantly admit that you were in love with Roy.  Your brother was furious about that (not in the sense that he was angry at you and more because that means that there is some sort of romantic-connection between Roy and you). Roy wasn’t even able to blink before there was a gun aimed at his head. Your (not yet) Boyfriend tried to explain everything to Jason and prove to him that he loves you too, but that got kinda hard since Jason was either shooting at or punching/kicking him.  Even though you weren’t as good as you were sober, you were still a somewhat good fighter drunk, helping you to stop their fighting long enough for Jason to listen to Roy. In the end, your brother begrudgingly accepted that his best friend and his favourite sister were now dating. 
Tim literally acts like he doesn’t know Roy and he basically questioned him like Roy is America’s enemy No.1. He does the whole background check-up and talks to everyone in the league who has worked with Roy in the past. Until he is completely sure that he can trust Roy with your happiness (which can take up to two months), he’s always somehow spying on Roy.  But after he trusts him enough, he’s super chill. He might not be the greatest fan of seeing PDA, but other than that the both of you can always count on his support.
Damian actually found out as one of the last. Why? Because even though he’d never admit it, Roy is a tine-tiny-little big bit afraid of Damian. You tried to convince him that your baby-brother wasn’t that bad, but every time you suggested finally telling Dami, he found some excuse or, occasionally, just jumped out of the window (he did that three times until you told him that if he’d do that again, there would be no reason to tell Damian the two of you are dating, because by then, you wouldn’t be dating anymore).  In fact, you didn’t really tell him. He more likely caught you...making out on your couch. He was on Patrol and decided to give you a short visit since you’ve been acting weird lately. Well, you can guess how surprised he was to find Todd’s best friend with his tongue down his dearest sisters throat.  Only thanks to your quick reflexes and you knowing the exact sound your window made when Damian broke in, Roy wasn’t impaled by one of Robin’s  Katanas. Just like Jason, he fought Roy, but other than his brother he really wanted to kill the redhead. How dare he lay a hand on you.  No matter what you did, he kept on fighting, only stopping when you threw yourself between the both of them in a do-or-your-boyfriend-dies-situation. The cut into your side wasn’t deep enough to harm any important organs, but that didn’t keep Roy from fussing over you like you were a freshly-born-baby. He was so close to taking you and carrying you all the way to the manor just so that Alfred could take a look at you and seeing Roy being so worried for you, gave Damian another inside on him. That and the fact that he was so blinded by rage that he did one of the things he swore he’d never do, hurt you, made him overthink his stance.  Now, he may accept the fact that Roy and you were together, but he does! not! accept! Roy himself. He may not fight him anymore, but he sure as hell tries to make the time they spent together hell for Roy. The problem, Roy knows that that won’t ever change, he could be married and have three kids with you and Damian would still basically hate him, and the only other way out, would be to break up with you, but that...well...wouldn’t really help, would it? Nope, he would have an army of Batkids, Batman and a very angry Butler on his butt. But that would not even be the scariest thing for him in this situation. The scariest thing in that situation would definitely be you. If he’d dare to break up with you for something so stupid as your little brother not liking him, you’d f**king end him. 
Steph is ecstatic about you finally having a boyfriend, that said boyfriend is Jason’s best friend doesn’t really change anything for her. She loves to gossip about Roy and talk about all the romantic stuff he does for you. The blonde is just kind off disappointed that you didn’t really tell her. She found out because you made a cute picture of Roy and you kissing and even though you wanted to send it to Roy, you accidentally sent it to her, ‘causing a massive load of messages from her to basically crash your phone. She’s most likely the only one who would, if Roy and you broke up, try to get you back together instead off trying to kill him. 
Cass is confused. What exactly is going on? Why is it such a big deal? While your brothers, your Dad and Alfred are on one side and Steph on the other side of the extreme spectrum, she was pretty much in the middle. She was there for you if you wanted to talk and she was your go-to if you need help for date preparations, but she was also the one who would poison Roy the second he only thinks about leaving you with a broken heart.  She’s also one of the ones who you didn’t really tell that you were in a relationship. While Damian caught you making out and Steph found out through an accidental message, she just came to you and asked you if you were dating Roy, since she noticed the way you looked at each other on the pictures you (Jason *cough* *cough*) uploaded to Instagram. After you confirmed, she just nodded, gave you a weird hug, and left. 
Babs found out because Dick told her accidentally on patrol. At first, she was kinda wary, but she trusted Bruce and Dick’s judgement and being the supportive mom-friend she was, came to you and talked to you about...uhm...the importance of...consent. That was a conversation you’d never ever forget, even though you wished you could. It was nice to know that she was there for you, but there are some things you’d rather keep to Roy and yourself. 
Duke was one of the first ones to find out. The day after your “little” drunken fight, you and he had a new-brother-sister-lunch date and he noticed how happy you were and how you basically glowed. It didn’t even take him ten minutes before he got you to tell him about Roy and your new relationship and even though he hadn’t been your brother for very long, the bond between you and him was one of the more loving ones for him inside the family. So he was really happy that you were happy but other than your other brothers, he didn't have an already made murder-plan for the worst-case-scenario. He, Steph and Babs would be the ones to console you in case the breakup is a messy one.
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