#time the shrimp

[kikker-oma]

#this is dumb lol #but i had the idea in my head #for SO LONG #you dont understand #honestly the colors are weird but ive decided not to care #time the shrimp #wind the lobster #together they are #✨️THE CRUSTACEAN CLUB✨️ #get me out of my own head lol #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu fanart #lu time #lu wind #wait... are shrimp crustaceans??

[xamag-draws]

[Monster High] so since pink lagoona is a hot topic in the fandom, i though it'd be a fun challenge to try and make some pink lagoonas myself. there's actually a lot of material to work with imo!

these are all essentially looks for a recolored g1 lagoona, only the last one being intended for her g3 personality. i wanted to make more for g3, but didn't quite like them in execution, so maybe another time..

tropical treasure: beautiful, glamorous, colorful, but a bit more of an aquarium decoration than a strange beast. loosely inspired by bettas

ghost ship cruise: etherial haunty lagoona, inspired by jellyfish. light, translucent and probably cold to the touch

coy classic: elegant mermaid pond lagoona, inspired by koi fish. this one is kind of an amalgamation of her g1 dolls that exists in my head tbh

little axolotl: cute and quirky, like the new lagoona. inspired by axolotls and sea slugs :)

#my art #monster high #i wanted a crab/shrimp and a deep sea lagoona sooo bad #but it's not their time yet #i actually quite like new lagoonas holographic pastel rainbow vibe i just wish they experimented more with the sea creatures

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[clownsuu]

Frank just like me fr fr pt 2 electric boogaloo

I probably shouldn’t be celebrating absolutely torturing and inflicting psychological horror to my poor sweet worm man, but my golly advanced cuteness aggression is real-

also I really enjoy drawing disheveled frank, it’s gotta be one of my favorite genders out there fr fr

#Welcome home #welcome home frank #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #frank frankly #wally darling #howdy pillar #Howdy just wanted to have a fun time with his lil buddy #Speaking of buddy #Did you know shrimps are basically just aquatic bugs? #So howdy basically called Wally a blue bug #Do with this information what you will

[montereybayaquarium]

2 Hours of Cleaner Shrimp to Relax/Study | Lofi Hip Hop | Monterey Bay Aquarium Krill Waves Radio

🦐🎶We shrimply can't resist sharing our latest cleaner shrimp Krill Waves Radio with you! 🎶🦐 Dive into 2 hours of cleaner shrimps vibing, cleaning, and doing their shrimpy thing —perfect for unwinding, studying, or just letting your mind drift.

🎧Tune in to the crustacean station and let it wash over you like a gentle tide!

#monterey bay aquarium #shromp week 2024 #shellebrate good times shromp on #no krill joys just good vibes #may all your little shrimp dances also bring you symbiotic benefits like a cleaner shrimp

[i-am-l-ananas]

you're telling me a

#polls #tumblr polls #1 am time for shrimp fried this rice polls #1k #5k #TUMBLR ADDED THE FACE TO THE QUESTION SPOT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT

[spellboundcities]

The siren makes a huge noise; the real world is drifting

#i think i hauve covid #local cryptid draws #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #marble hornets spoilers #alex kralie #mh alex #jay merrick #mh jay #jaylex #you dont even gotta squint for this one just look #i havent painted anything in a long time. I was shrimp mode for like six hours #has anyone done this yet? i feel like they should have #blood #guns #gun #injury #opaline yellowjackets

[xitsensunmoon]

Sun would hate my posture</3

#my art #sundrop #sundrop fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf sundrop #sun fnaf #self insert #you just gotta stand properly y'know #he explodes ypu with his mind every time you shrimp too

[lefttoesucker]

The grim reaper outfit is making me feral every time I see it so here's a quick sketch of it :)

I'm also actually pretty pleased with the eyes for once

#this special outfit makes me feel like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time #i feel the emotional equivalent of shrimp colors every time i see it #beautiful beautiful war criminal #my babygirl #such a pretty little princess #simon ghost riley #call of duty #ghost #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #grim reaper ghost #simon riley #my art

[squea]

shes a cleric until u get on her nerves

#if i didnt spam max all the time id be spamming here instead abt her <3 thanks max <3 #shes my dnd character turned bg3 oc turned loml #shes a cleric/wizard multiclass even if her intelligence score isnt the highest <3 shes got good wisdom though!!! and charisma!! #ts4 #mine #shrimp

[starrysharks]

my little pony skinny and boney laaaaa laaaa

#zeno's art #sketches #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #humanisation #gijinka #fluttershy #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #applejack #might finish these but it is highly unlikely #mostly just body type practice #and also because last time i posted mlp art bronies on derpibooru made blackface edits so i'm a bit scared of making mlp fanart again innit #but that same art got liked by thee lauren faust last year when i posted it. TAKE THAT INCELS 💥💥💥 #bro i ate like 10 of those shrimps btw my guts are doing gymnastics #ok enough #um #bye

[ryuubff]

kinda tiny 1.6 sdv spoilers !!

i got real excited when i thought we could possibly make trouts race each other ... didn't even question the logistics of it all because it's stardew .......

besides that jia destroyed the competition and is enjoying their new wall decor!

#stardew valley #stardew willy #stardew farmer #SORRY FOR TAKING IT TOO LITERALLY? #its like the whole hwat do u mean a shrimp fried this rice. #MAAAN i thought we could actually race the fish #was so excited then i showed up to the event w a trout only to be told that im fishing FOR TROUTS W GOLDEN TICKETS? #disappointed but i still participated both days OFGJAGJED #i had a blast drawing all the fish by the way #also i have no idea how to draw old men i am so sorry #i draw skrunkly #tag time sorry boys #stardew valley willy #stardew valley farmer #sdv willy #sdv farmer #im glad that we have a fishing event outside of the ice festival though

[merverelli]

fabian seacaster = 🤏🦐 happy dimension 20: fantasy high junior year eve to all that celebrate <3

(feat the dumb costume i saw on pinterest)

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fabian seacaster #fabian be like shrimp heaven now #i ran out of time to do proper fantasy high art sdfhjdksasjdh so now its this #cant wait for tomorrow!! #just like art

[sandybrett]

The idea that shrimp see colors we don't has been debunked--they have more types of color receptors, but they can't combine them nearly as well as we can so they actually see fewer colors.

But damn did that misconception lead to a useful way to describe things that are otherwise impossible to describe.

#shrimp colors #shrimp emotions #linguistics #how animals work #that time travel podcast #five dimensional chess

[dragonpyre]

Internet artist mood

#my art #art #fr tho any time someone is like “oh you're so cool!” #my guy I am in my pj's and boyfriends hoodie shrimping at my desk for 8 hours #xD

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"being alone over the holidays is so sad" um no actually rather than deal with traffic/airports and potentially contract covid just to be re-traumatized by dysfunctional family, i choose instead to be incredibly sexy and take a lovely staycation that is just me and my glorious self splurging on delicious food, media, and leisure time

#if i binge the entire home alone series while feasting on 2 servings of shrimp pad thai followed by a generous amount of cheesecake #while you go to bed early with a stress headache from your parents' triggering behavior #one of us is in need need of sympathy and hint! it isn't me #anyway stop pressuring people into making commitments to visit family on the holidays just because it would 'sad' to be alone #trust me it's a lot sadder to be stuck spending time with people who make you uncomfortable and stressed