#to wake me up to feed her

[unsavoryclown]

look at my cat

#shes so goofy #cat #shes under my bed rn #in approximately 3 hours #shes gonna bite my toes #to wake me up to feed her #she has to be put in a separate room while we eat or else she'll go crazy #she caught a spider the other day and left it outside my door #it was kinda sweet #also her name is salami #like the meat

[lethesbeastie]

Realized this morning I haven't drawn my cat and had to remedy that Immediately, anyways this is my baby Emma :D she's a bastard and a criminal and I'd bury God in a shallow grave if anything happened to her <3<3<3

#artists on tumblr #beastiebites #character art #digital art #Emma hours :D #my cat #cat art #look at this bastard she likes to wake me up exactly one hour before my alarm by holding anything on my desk hostage till i feed her

[clits-and-clips]

Why is she so grumpy 😾 look out im a scawy cat

#mine #luna #she tried to fight me today for no reason #all i do is love you bitch #waking me up at 5am yelling #yes just bute the hand that feeds you #its fine tho i love her regardless lmao #she is always plotting my demise i s2g #bite* #kitties

[bunnygirl678]

I hate day light savings time…

It’s my week (till tonight) and princess comes into my room at 5:30 and goes “boo!” And I’m like no it is 5:30 go back to sleep, but then the dogs both start flipping out wanting to go outside and I go to let them out and see that the oven clock says 6:30

So everyone is ready to be up but me and I’m just like wahhhhhh

#then I had to listen to the dog cry for an hour #cause I wasn’t feeding her at 5:30 #cause then she would wake me up that early #I know cause I’ve made that mistake before hahaha

[satansaysballs]

Protip: If you agree to dogsit and housesit over a weekend, maybe double check that you and the dogs have compatible sleeping requirements. 

For instance, if you need to be in a room with a closed door to be able to sleep, maybe make sure the dogs are going to be okay with either being confined to a single room all night or not being on the same side of the door as you. Or that if you can convince them to sleep on the couch, that they won’t bark nonstop for literally an hour before you give up on sleeping and go sit on the couch with them. 

Will be getting little to no sleep tonight but at least Leverage is on TV to keep me company. 

#at least this friend pays me #i feel a little bad #because i don't charge the other friend I dogsit for #but her dog is so easy #he'll hop up on the bed and snuggle all night and only wake me up in the morning when he needs to go #this friend's two dogs require medications and special feeding of different foods #they're sweet girls #but they require a lot more effort and attention #hence #money

[autisticredhood]

in case anyone is wondering if little miss rascal lives up to her nickname let me assure you that to wake me up (NOT to be fed. she wants me up so she can boss me around) she climbs the curtains beside my bed and perches on the curtain rod crying little mews like daddy help 🥺🥺🥺🥺 im stuck i cant get down 😫😫😫 but i no longer fall for this trick bc she goes up and down it all day.

her counter to me calling her bluff is that now from five-ish feet above instead of scaling down she jumps and bodyslams my sleeping body

#meanwhile miss sweatpea watches with sleepy eyes from her hammock by the bed like good morning daddy 🥺 #LOVE MY GIRLS!!! #it IS v sweet to be woken up bc a lil creature wants ur company. like I feed her when I wake up to pee a few hours before I actually get up #she just wants me up so she can walk around while I trail behind her and pet her when she glances back at me over her shoulder #cat dad adventures

[toytulini]

If you get the urge to say shit on this post, consider: dont. not looking to engage in a dialogue about this, i will block you

i know this isnt whats gonna happen but god id love to learn nothing about that new hp show. i dont want to hear shit. not even about how bad it is. tmi. dont curse me with that info. why do you know how bad it is. why are you telling me. go look up a weird bug on wikipedia. or dont. dont tell me about it. dont put it on my dash.

#toy txt post #i know thats not whats going to happen tho. i know my dash will be flooded with gifs and screencaps and ppl who #maybe they didnt hatewatch it piracy or otherwise. maybe ill be generous. maybe they read an episode synopsis on wikipedia #and theyre telling us about all the new bad dumb shit theyre doing #and then we're all gonna get mad and spread it and talk about it nonstop #to shame everyone into not watching it #but like in order for this info to get out. one of you watched it. whyd you do that. whyd you tell me about it #and i know for my contrarian friends my wording it like this is making you want to watch it out of spite. its making it sound like #tasty fun spicy forbidden knowledge #no its just gonna be the same dumb stupid boring shit. maybe with an added dash of heinous transphobia antisemitism and racism etc #for gods sake go read a goddamn harry potter fanfiction instead #just dont put it on my fucking dash #im so ready for us to be done with this terfy fuck. for her to be irrelevant. i think thats what would hurt her most. she found a way #to thrive on the controversy shes feeding off the negative attention #and im not saying like dont call her out like i get we have to do that like i Get It i Know #that we cant afford to just ignore her bc shes literally using her billions to influence laws in the uk to hurt ppl #like i know #but god just imagine how much it would suck for her to wake up and nobody fucking cares either way #not mad at her anymore just Done. shes irrelevant #drop her. go do literally anything else #imagine how nice it would be if she puts a show out and nobody talks about it good or baf #bad*. and then theyll be less likely to do more. bc they cant count on it being clickbait that ppl are getting heated about #cos i think this is just. shes in her cancelled comedian netflix special era. shes getting specials about being cancelled and shes Only #getting them bc shes 'cancelled' cos if ppl didnt feel strongly about her good OR BAD it wouldnt get clicks it wouldnt get attention #i wish we could afford to do this i wish ppl would just be fucking allies to trans and jewish ppl about this #im so tired #anyway. ill leave reblogs on this for now. if anyone fucks up they get turned off

[bnuyy]

🪼. .

#ignore ignore im just talking dont worry about me scroll away #but for me #i think worse than feeling ugly is feeling genuinely stupid #i mean feeling ugly is also not feeling very nice right now of course #but still #i feel like i have to try like 40% harder than other people just to understand certain things #i shouldnt have to retake several classes more than once it's wasteful and foolish and proves i am not meant to be here #im glad i realized now at least i shouldnt go to medical school it would kill me #it's not even just school conversations with people are lost on me so often i feel like i cant keep up with people #and i joke about it with friends and family that i'm a little slow and can't manage a lot of adult responsibilities #but this is really what i think makes me feel unlovable and useless #i feel like i have to constantly fake being smarter than i am #and its silly but i think about how im so attracted to men and characters that are super smart and sharp and i feed into my silly fantasies #and then realize they wouldnt ever give me another glance after more than an hour of conversation #i try really hard but it always seems to fall short idk #gosh my period is always just pulling up my deepest and most painful insecurities before she makes her appearance huh ghjfhkl😭 #lord i need to go to sleep i bet when i wake up ill have forgotten ever typing this and feel completely fine 💗

[xxlelaxx]

I'm starting to get worried about giving birth...

#ignore me #what if i forget to pack essentials in the bag?? #like what if the clothes i pack for her are too warm? #babies are shit at Temperature regulation #or what if i forget something completely obvious??? #also do i need to pack diapers and clothes for every day of my stay if i have to go to the hospital??? #the apartment isn't fully finished and I'm starting to get stressed #but also I'm only awake at hours where i can't finish the resy #and what if i won't be a good mom? #hell i haven't interacted with kids for over half a year #and she'll be so tiny!!! what if i crush her?? #or accidentally hurt her in some other way??? #babies are so fragile #what if i feed her too little? like they lose weight the first couple of days #what if i dont notice not giving her enough food? #or if we both are too exhausted and miss a night feeding cause her crying doesnt wake us? #i could traumatize her before she even has the ability to really recognize faces! #also what if i eat wrong and then she ends up with pain or other issues?? #and how close do i allow the cats to be? what if they accidentally hurt her??? #she has like no immune system! even a cold could kill her #and sometimes you dokt notice right away if you have a cold and then you visit someone #i got so many anxieties and more than half are that I'll make mistakes that could harm her #like what if she gets an allergy cause i use face cream? #my mom did so many things you werent supposed to do and we survived so i think she should be fine right? #also don't get me started on birth #like I'm not scared of the pain or anything i trust my body and the mid wives #but I'm gonna make such a mess #and I'm not sure what to wear?? #do i help cleaning afterwards or what is the procedure??

[cozey]

crazy cute senile gigi

#my 15 yo granny whom i love and spoil even when she wakes me up at 3:45am bc she forgot what time it is and im apparently late to feed her #cats #my pics #horse.txt

[shshshshshowrunner]

Wish I could taste without the, like, special ingredients.

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I ran out of tags. Most of this post is in the tags and I ran out of tags. Apparently the limit is 30. Worst part is I wasn't done.

#saw a video where they deep fried some chocolate eggs and im losing my mind. #unwilling to wake anyone up right now alors je peut pas even voir mes amis le goût #mes dieux they look good. #im almost tempted to get up and cook. i mean. fight gnomes. for xigbar. #okay i am tempted. #but #no guarantee when he'll wake up and if what i make becomes cold and not good I will DIE i cannot kill the part of me #that dies of embarrassment if my cooking is subpar or my house is unclean. if xigbar doesnt like what i make i WILL be killing myself #goodnight world forever i made something contrary to his taste. #i need to work on that i know i do. but #hm #and he said he didnt really have a sweet tooth :( who am i going to feed these eggs to. #i would bother arme but she needs her space I know she does. #I can't imagine a simple desert like this appealing to the narrator. #so no xigbar arme or narrator. thats everyone in the arena #i dont want to bother MoM ive bothered him enough recently. #um. hm. #would Kayne like them? he seems to like sweet things. fundip is sweet right? he put some on his popcorn when I stayed over #he even let me eat some (though I couldn't taste) #hm. #then again i feel like that would fall under Bothering MoM. showing up in the woods under the treehouse yelling #'KAAAAAAYYYNNNEEEEE. DO YOU WANT A DEEPFRIED CADBURY CREAM EGG. OR SEVERAL. I MADE THEM JUST NOWWW' #yeah that would bother him #and also risk waking riri which i do NOT want to do i know how babies are. #fuck. #i cant go to the cabin to bother paph even if he Was awake #not sure if arthur would like these either. and i think hes asleep to. and we're not close enough for me to just hand him food I dont think #gods. kayne is really the best option here but i cant even. damn it. #and stanley and sora are both gone. gone SWEEPING 🧹🧹 THE BRACKET 🧹🧹 GET REKT EVERYONE ELSE #AS they deserve

[doyouknowhoyouare]

love my cat but also fucking hate her <3

#it’s 5am and my cat woke me up with the sound of her knocking over a saucepan from the stove #said saucepan still had last nights dinner in it so not only did the loud bang wake me up but i had to clean up and entire mess #while she just stood there trying to lick the remains off the floor #-_- #i swear i feed my cat she’s just insane and wants to eat all the time omg

[croc-odette]

My cat has learned how to open my door at the rascally age of 3

#i wake up at 5:30 bc she keeps batting my face and i feed her and then close the door #i wake up 30 min later and she is trying to wake me up again by touching my mouth #and sneezing on me

[senseiwu]

WHEN DID IT BECOME MIDNIGHT

#I NEED TO SLEEP #misako is going to wake me up at 5am evej though i cant feed her #and then we gotta take her to the vet before 10 #WHOOPS

[bloodsbane]

god i forgot sleep and going to bed can be such an enjoyable experience when you **** **** *** ***

#banebabbles #it's just now hitting me that i have been Enjoying going to bed and sleeping through the entire night without interruptions #not including my cat routinely pawing at me and meowing until i wake up to feed her at 5 am #like wow!! i really did live with a fucking curse upon the entirety of our house for almost 4 years #fucked up if true and it is!

[empidonax]

got ~triggered~ last night right as I was leaving work and i haven't slept all night and right when I finally felt tired enough to try to sleep my dear sweet cat decided it was breakfast time, time to wake up, no more sleep <3 so she has been fed and i am no longer tired

#we love it #she used to be bstter about leaving me alone (bc i had an alarm for her breakfast) but i feel bad havinf ghe alarm on when my gf is sleepin #so now she wakes me up at 5am and relentlessly begs for.food until 7 unless i cavr and feed her earlier #im so gired i just wabt to sleep #kes talks