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Tracklist:
1. School's Out - Alice Cooper 03:30
2. Slow Ride - Foghat 08:14
3. Child In Time - Deep Purple 10:19
4. Hot Blooded (Live) - Foreigner 06:57
5. I'm Eighteen - Alice Cooper 02:58
6. Tush - ZZ Top 02:13
7. Rock and Roll Junkie - Back Street Crawler 03:17
8. Wishing Well - Blackfoot 03:12
9. Fool For the City (Single Version) - Foghat 03:28
10. Baby Won't Ya - MC5 05:31
11. Do It (The Way You Do It) - James Gang 03:41
12. Double Vision - Foreigner 03:44
13. Roundabout - Yes 08:30
14. 1969 - The Stooges 04:06
15. Wildfire - James Gang 03:30
16. Train, Train - Blackfoot 03:36
17. Sister Anne - MC5 07:21
18. The Solid Time of Change / Total Mass Retain / I Get Up I Get Down / Seasons of Man - Yes 18:38
19. Real Cool Time - The Stooges 02:32
20. Cheap Sunglasses - ZZ Top 04:47
#hard rock#70s music#my music#music#music love#musica#history music#spotify#my spotify#rock music#rock#collection
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Noragami Reread Volume 11-13
I'm so sad Adachitoka you make me so sad
We've hit the Sakura chapters and the hospital arc and I am not having a good time
Vol 11
40
They're visiting Suzuha's tree they've not forgotten him
Coo phone where are you baby
Yato shaming Kazuma for being like That with Bishamon
Father is like 'I want to have as much fun as I can' then makes that woman jump off the balcony
Father wants to save Hiyori from his worthless son jshd
'She might take Yato away from you' 'that would never happen' lol suffer
'Just being near him is enough to bring someone disaster' why did we ignore the red flags
Father stop saying you got dumped dieeee
Crush his balls Hiyori
Yato clinging to Hiyori wanting her to talk about her problems
'I have to do something for her' grant her wish lol
41
Capyperland trauma here we go
Yato using his money for someone else is such a development
Kofuku wanting to ruin Yato's smile hsh
Hiyori preserving belief that Capypers are real
Yukine deserves to go to Capyperland
Kms the trio are all together they're so happy even with all the disaster happening
Hate that the Marry Me sign wasn't in the ova
'Can we stay together a little longer' sad to say I think a little while is over
'How much can I trust your words' hand scene had me more feral than the season 1 ending
42
Yato's goddess Hiyori dream would be a fun little ova
Kofuku backstory time
Kofuku being banned from shinki but taking Daikoku because he's hot, I wonder why Heaven didn't make her release him
Daikoku giving Kofuku a name in return
Daigo was so cute but all I can think of is the Kagome children, creepy bastard is probably in there
Yato cutting Daikoku's ties but it was fake and they worked it out together I'm so sad
Daikoku would raise Kofuku if she even reincarnated I'm so sad
Bubble era Kofuku is a look
43
Mayu's past but what we really wanted right then was Yukine's
Father letting Yato make memories to destroy later die challenge
Gods greatest secret and Sakura arc let's go
Vol 12
44
'If he'd lived his shadow would be longer than mine' mine would be a lot shorter if I was stood on a cliff
Fuck offff Father croc ass bitch makes himself known
He's really making him play video games
I forgot what happened to the old word
Necessary evil foreshadowing
'I won't do anything to Yukine' liarrrrrrr 'Hiyori chan on the other hand' zsgcgcf DIE
'You're a taker' vs Yato giving Hiyori his last breath I hate this manga
Father die challenge
Yato calling Hiyori my pure white yet more foreshadowing
Love how they've both been sent photos of the kiss/trip out of spite
Nora go away (I forgive you)
Is that Father's hand on Yukine's shoulder during the fight sjhdb
'One day Yukine will belong to your Father' dieeee this had us pressed for years until it happened
45
Bishamon seeing Yato in a new light
Yato's concern for Yukine after the Nora fight he's really got the daddy issue and daddy solution package
'I was getting hot and heavy with Hiyori'
Yato reveal that he has a lifeline
'You wanna dig out my tush crystal'
Hiyori tail memories let's goooo
God this is so fucked up look at all baby's murders
Yato's Sakura tree has me quaking cos you know when we see it again it's bad!!!!
46
Baby Yato is so cute
Nora's reaction to being given away for Yato to name
I wonder if the black background and boom boom SFX are meant to represent the womb fir Nora's memories
Yato immediately starts swinging once he gets a sword
Yato and Sakura meeting and he has the attention span of that butterfly
Sakura smacking the shit out of Yato he needs it tbh
Father ready to punish Nora even without proof because Yato's lethargic, not blighted
Yato experiences geniune, no strings attached affection for the first time?
Yato get out of the tits
Yato learning kindness from humans and how to be a kid
'I want to be with sakura a little while longer' WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE
And then he ruins it by killing
47
Adachitoka really gets the emotion down to a T in this manga Sakura's face is perfect
Sakura finding her purpose is to teach Yato
Father punishing Nora again for Yato's actions but he's a good dad (joke)
Nora like 'and I took that personally' when Sakura notices she has 2 names
When you read it you're like oh she evil but then next chapter you know she didn't know what would happen
Father said its for her own good
Vol 13
48
Love how we've ignored the whole Hiyori storyline lol when did she last ask to be fixed
Kazuma trying to put a spell Yato he's that crazy, even if it was a joke that bitch has issues
Yato wondering why Father is putting ayakashi in humans then thinks of Hiyori jdjj
'You like Yaboku don't you?' now we're confronting the feelings (I wouldn't say they're all the way there yet but she cares for him)
Oh I'm so sad stop bringing up that in centuries Hiyori will be dead and Yato will be alive
IMAGE OF HIYORI WITH HER CHILDREN
'When people die no one can ever see them again' I hate this line stop haunting us
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Yato and Yukine guarding Hiyori at school and you can see Yukine's bag floating midair
Love how Hiyori just bodies Yato when she thinks about liking him and he enjoys it
Hiyori wanted to be a doctor when she was little
Hospital attack was such a curveball I was riveted
Yukine's name chips oh it begins I hate this
50
'You'll lose your future' haaaaaaa she did now she hasn't
Yatobisha team up
I love how Yato looks in this chapter
Bishamon bare handed killing ayakashi she's just that powerful
Tsuguha getting hit and it's just game over basically
'You're going to make Yato take care of it again' several gun emojis I hate this fucker
'However they want to save her it's up to them' with a kiss apparently <3
51
'Neither of us can do anything but kill stuff' vs most recent chapter has me all sorts of ways
'I don't have to cut anything I'll figure something out' CAN YOU then again her cord is gone nkwnso defacto win if she remembers him
'How can I save Hiyori' kiss <3
'I'm always here to help you'
'I want him to wrap me up in that gentle light and forgive me for everything I've done' IS THAT HOW IT FELT WHEN SHE GOT NAMED HUH
Hiyori half phantom was such a level up
Bite him it's a love language
LET ME BE WITH YOU
MAKE HIYORI A SHINKI
HIYORI WANTS TO BE WITH YOU
Oh the hug I'm so sad Adachitoka you make me so sad
'I can't let you come to this side yet' I'm so sad adachitoka you make me so sad
Oh what are the chances they won't even see each other final chapter lol (I will die)
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I posted 584 times in 2022
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#5
Better Than Fantasy
Square/s filled: sex against the wall @spnaubingo / mutual pining @anyfandomgoesbingo / mutual pining @anyfandomfluffbingo
Pairing: Dean x Female!Reader
Word count: 4,000
Summary: Y/N moves in with Dean, and finds herself in a dilemma when she can't stop fantasizing about all the things she wants him to do to her. She has no idea that Dean has a few fantasies of his own.
Warning: slight angst, fluff, mutual pining, swearing, smut: dirty talk, masturbation (male and female), voyeurism, vaginal fingering, unprotected sex (wrap it up people)
A/N: This is also written for @supernatural-jackles Tell Me A Story Bingo, square filled: Roommates. Had a bit of fun with the roommate trope. Happy reading and enjoy! :)
Y/N was right in thinking that living with Dean would be absolute torture. Dean should’ve sworn on his love for pie before ever agreeing to her being his roommate.
They had known each other well enough for her to live with him, an old friend of Sam’s from college who needed a place to stay once she got to Lawrence. Considering Sam and Jess had started a family, they didn’t have the room and didn’t want her to sleep on a couch for an indefinite amount of time. Y/N didn’t really know their extended group of friends yet so of course, that left the only option of living with Dean.
At first, it was easy. They fell into a steady rhythm of one person handling the cooking and one person handling the cleaning, and alternating every few days. The rent was an easy and clear divide between them, which didn’t leave either of them struggling with the rest of the bills, so it was a good fit.
Everything was fine… and then it happened. She got real comfortable in his apartment, real fast. She spent the first few weeks wearing pants around him all the time, and once she felt more at ease, it was oversized shirts and nothing else. She was all legs and smooth skin, and he found himself unable to be around her. Not for any other reason than he couldn’t come on to her and risk losing her as a roommate and friend. Yet he couldn’t help but think about her legs wrapped around him, her soft moans in his ear as he ravaged her, in his dreams late at night, with his hand being the only thing to bring him some relief from the frustration.
So, if she could stop being so damn perfect in every aspect that would be fucking great.
But it wasn’t exactly simple for her either. He had a fondness for no shirts in the morning, his sculpted back and nice, firm ass covered in boxers were her first sight as soon as she left her room every day, his hair sticking up in different directions as he made her coffee and handed it over to her. She would be the first to admit that a perky tush on a man was her favorite thing, but the lines and muscles of his back had her reconsidering that. She wanted nothing more than to dig her nails into it, squeezing his muscles in her hands as he pounded deep into her.
She really needed him to stop looking so goddamn attractive with his rough timbre and beautiful green orbs, his beaming smirk and his all-around amazing personality.
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#4
Always And Forever
Square/s Filled: Breeding Kink - @spnkinkbingo
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Female!Reader
Word count: 3,577
Summary: Y/N and Jensen had seen each other in a lot of different outfits or costumes over the years, but wedding attire sure hits different.
Warnings: Fluff, swearing, smut: dirty talk, vaginal fingering oral sex (female receiving), breeding kink, unprotected sex (wrap it up people)
A/N: This is the last part to my series, Switching Roles. This was born from something that was just meant to be a one shot, but clearly into was meant to spiral into five more parts. I have to shout out my girl @writercole, because this little series wouldn't have been possible without her. Everyone say thank you Cole! Beta’d by my darling @downanddirtydean. As always, happy reading and enjoy!
Several months passed before either Y/N or Jensen made any decisions about their upcoming wedding. He had been so busy with getting all his projects in order, the last few filming days of The Boys, and she had just as much on her plate, picking up several jobs for photoshoots and even picking up a few writing jobs. Once they finally managed to come up for air long enough to see each other and have more than a few days together, they decided to start planning how they wanted things to happen on their special day.
They realized pretty fast that they didn’t want an enormous wedding, but they still wanted to celebrate with their family and friends. Deciding very quickly that having the wedding at the house allowed them to still have an intimate ceremony, but also have everyone they loved present.
Y/N got ready at the house while Jensen was at Jared’s, the only tradition they really stuck to, wanting to keep some element of surprise between them. She was glad she had hired someone to organize everything, knowing that she didn’t have the time with a busy schedule to do it herself, and that everything had gone smoothly. She peeked through the curtains to see the backyard, her smile widening as she saw how perfect it all looked.
“Just a couple more hours to go,” her mom stated behind her, causing her to turn around.
“I know,” Y/N sighed, biting her lip as she sat down at the edge of her bed, running her fingers over her dress. It was a long sleeved, shimmer fabric with a long flowing skirt and a deep cut in the back. “I just want to see Jensen, just finally be married.”
“I can’t believe we’re finally here,” Sarah muttered, smiling brightly. “I guess y’all officially owe me.”
Y/N beamed, knowing how true that was. They really did owe her, because if she hadn’t been working on Supernatural, then she never would’ve introduced Y/N to Jensen, and they wouldn’t be getting married in a little under two hours.
“Okay,” Y/N stood up, looking down at her dress with a soft smile on her face, “let’s do this.”
She had her make-up and hair done within the hour; her strands pulled up into a delicate bun with loose locks framing her face. As time ticked away and got closer to the ceremony, she let out a sigh of relief as she slipped into her dress. A wave of emotions washed over her as she realized it wasn’t too much longer until she could call Jensen her husband and she wanted nothing more than to get to that moment. She couldn’t wait to see him, because 24 hours without him by her side was the most that she could handle.
After a few photos with her parents and Sarah, Y/N stepped out to the backyard, taking in the lanterns hanging from the trees, the rose arch for the ceremony, the few tables that were set up for the food, along with white and pink roses and candles for decoration. Everything had come together better than she had expected, and she was relieved that any problems they had were during the planning, not on the day of their wedding itself.
Sarah came to whisk her away as the time of the ceremony approached, both of them hiding in the pool room that led to the yard as they watched the guests coming in and taking their seats in front of the arch. Y/N saw Jared walking towards the front, causing to quickly turn away as she had no doubt Jensen was with him; she wanted the first time she saw him in the past few hours to be as she walked down the aisle. Soon, the music started, and Sarah hugged her tight, walking out first. Y/N took a deep breath as she walked out, her heart beat steady and strong.
She smiled softly at some of the guests as she walked past them, and she reached the end of the aisle and her eyes finally met Jensen’s, she beamed. He looked immaculate in his tux, his grin as bright as hers as he reached for her hand. They had seen each other in several different outfits over the years, a few costumes thanks to Supernatural and The Boys, and even she had dressed up for him a couple of times, but none of that compared to the vision of her in her dress, walking towards him, and she felt the same about him in his suit.
“I missed you,” he whispered, his thumb stroking across her knuckles.
“I missed you, too,” she whispered back, squeezing his fingers.
“Are we ready?” the officiant asked, as he stood in front of them.
Jensen gazed at Y/N, a small smirk on his face before he looked back at him. “Absolutely.”
The ceremony was short and sweet, the vows they said to each other were beautiful and held all the promises for the future they wanted to build together. The guests clapped and cheered for them as they walked up the aisle, following behind them as they moved across the yard where all the food and drinks were set up. They went their separate ways briefly as they greeted their friends and family, accepting their love and congratulations. She smiled as she rushed over to all their friends from Supernatural, almost getting tackled by a few of them. Jensen caught up with a few of The Boys cast that had made it to the wedding, which he was really thankful for. Having new friends as well as old made everything even more special.
Y/N said a quick hello to Rob before he and the rest of Louden Swain got set up, offering up their services for free as a present to the couple, which they were incredibly grateful for. They knew everyone was going to have a great night if they were in charge of entertainment. The band played all the classics that Y/N and Jensen played, a few of their own songs that they wanted the boys to play, and before they knew it, it was basically a Saturday Night Special right there in their yard with Briana taking the mic, followed by Rich.
“You gonna sing something?” Y/N muttered into Jensen’s ear, her arms around his neck as they swayed to the music.
“You want me to sing you something?” Jensen asked in return, smirking.
“Wouldn’t hate it,” she shrugged, a playful smile on her lips. “You know how I feel about that voice of yours.”
“Let me see what I can do,” he stated, winking as he pulled away from her.
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#3
Touch
Square/s filled: Coffee Shop AU and Hand Kink @anyfandomkinkbingo
Pairing: Matt Murdock x Female!Reader
Word count: 3,110
Summary: A visit from the elusive lawyer Y/N is secretly crushing on turns out to be the best part of her day, and brings promises of something more.
Warning: Fluff, swearing, minor angst, smut: slight dirty talk, hand kink, vaginal fingering, unprotected sex (wrap it up people)
A/N: I wrote this for @huffle-pissed Vibes and Valentines challenge, with the prompt “if we keep this up, it only ends one way.” (in bold in the fic). I love how this turned out and yes, Matt Murdock is in the rotation of men currently ruining my life. Hope you all enjoy! :)
Y/N didn’t really like routines.
Getting up, getting ready and getting the hell out of her apartment on time for work was all something she hated doing, but that was the reality of the world. Working at the coffee shop two blocks away wasn’t rewarding, especially dealing with customers that ranged from good to bad to very, very ugly. Whether it was opening the shop, doing a shorter shift in the middle of the day, or closing after a tiring one, it was all a part of the routine she couldn’t stand. It was all for a job she hated, and she couldn’t wait for the day that she was finally out of that place, with a little more control of what she did with her time.
There was only one thing in that routine that made it bearable, that actually made coming into work worth it, and that was one customer in particular.
Matt Murdock, attorney at law and the only man who seemed to have the ability to leave her weak in the knees from just a few minutes of interaction in the mornings. He would come into the shop at 8:15AM on the dot, order a large drip coffee, refuse change but leave a great tip after he chatted with her a little. A few quips, a flash of that gorgeous smile and instantly he would make her day better without even knowing it.
She knew he probably didn’t care about her, that he was just being friendly like she was sure he was to everyone, but he was the best part of her day and she really wished she could tell him that. Unfortunately for her however, that day she would be working during the day and closing later, so until he came in for a midday caffeine hit, she probably wouldn’t be seeing him.
Around 3pm, after the lunch time rush and college kids slumming it for a few hours to get out of classes, she was alone in the shop with only her book to keep her company. They were currently understaffed, so while she would usually have someone working with her, the lack of employees was really putting a strain on those of them that were left. There was never much to do between the one or two customers that would come in, so there she was, leaning over the counter, her nose buried in the latest novel she was reading.
The bell above the door of the shop rang, a light, repetitive tapping catching her attention. She lifted her head, her eyes widening as she saw Matt walking in, his cane hitting the floorboards as he made his way to the counter.
“Matt,” she sighed, her voice hitching as she took in his soft, brown hair and strong jaw, a light stubble adding to his appeal. “Hi, how are you?”
“Good, though it’s a slow workday,” he replied, smirking softly. “Hoping another large drip coffee does the trick.”
“Sure thing,” she muttered, shuffling back towards the coffee machine.
“Seems like things have been slow here, too,” he observed, tilting his head slightly.
Y/N poured the fresh coffee she had just made before he got to the shop into a Styrofoam cup, snapped the lid on as she walked over to the counter, glancing around the room before she looked at Matt, frowning.
A smile grew on his face as he sensed confusion through the silence. “You snapped your book shut when I walked in and the music’s a few notches higher than usual. Plus, there’s no clattering of cups and spoons, so I have to assume it’s only me in here.”
She raised her eyebrows in surprise, even more in awe of him than she ever was. She slid the cup across the surface of the counter, her eyes glancing over him as he reached for it. He slipped his hand into his pocket, taking out a folded bill and sliding it across to her. She pressed her lips together, trying not to laugh as she pushed the money back to him.
“Matt, that’s uh… that’s a 50,” she confessed.
He huffed a small laugh, shaking his head. “Sure you don’t want to take advantage?”
“God no!” she exclaimed, chuckling.
“Foggy sure would’ve.” His melodic guffaw joined hers, as he placed it back in his pocket and took out another bill, a twenty dollar one this time and placed it on the counter. “Must’ve folded it wrong.”
She nimbly pinched the money between her fingers, her hand close to Matt’s, their knuckles brushing against each other’s. She flinched slightly, cursing herself as she watched his hand retreat and take hold of his cane again. He stepped back, his lips pulling up briefly before he gave her a small nod.
“Thanks, Y/N.”
“You’re welcome,” she whispered as he walked out, the bell ringing once more as the door closed.
Sighing heavily, she dropped her head in her hands, a frustrated groan leaving her. She hated the fact that she was like this, taking one step forward to talking to Matt but then taking two steps back and never mustering the courage to ask him out. Maybe it was a good thing in the long run, what’s a smart, good-looking lawyer like him going to do with her anyway? She often thought about that, but then other ideas, like ones of his hands roaming over her skin, his lips on hers as well as other parts of her body, always made their way into her mind.
With her lack of courage, those images would probably never become a reality.
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#2
Away From The Public
Pairing: Jensen x Female!Publicist!Reader
Word count: 3,366
Summary: Lingering looks and touches between Jensen and Y/N at The Boys premiere could put their friendship and working relationship on the line as they can't fight their feelings anymore.
Warnings: Swearing, mild angst, smut: dirty talk, oral sex (female receiving), brief handjob, multiple orgasms, unprotected sex (wrap it up people), fluff
A/N: As soon as I saw this photo from The Boys premiere, I knew what I wanted to do with it, and I really like how this turned out, so I hope you all do too! As always, happy reading and enjoy! :) beta’d by my love @evergreencowboy.
Cheers came from the crowd behind the barriers as Y/N stepped out of the black SUV. She buttoned up the blazer of her completely black ensemble, apart from her red patent leather heels, standing beside the open car door, waiting for the next person to get out. She saw several fans moving back and forth, trying to see who was about to step onto the carpet, giggling to herself. She always loved this part.
Jensen stepped out of the car, waving as the cheers and screams grew, causing her smile to widen. There it was. She closed the door behind him and flashed her badge to the security guards, thanking them as they were let through. Jensen slipped his sunglasses on before buttoning his black, double-breasted, pinstripe jacket, looking down the carpet as he sighed heavily.
“That’s a lot of cameras,” he remarked, glancing back at her.
“You’re gonna be fine,” she reassured him, patting his arm lightly before she gestured behind her at the rest of the cast. “Chace and Tomer are right behind you, so you’re good.”
Jensen smirked as he raised his fist, allowing her to bump her own into it, giving him a light pat on his back. He walked onto the blue carpet, thanking fans that were there as he signed merch, before waving at them and continuing down the line. Photos were taken first, as Y/N guided him to each spot, simultaneously looking at the schedule on her phone of the outlets that wanted interviews.
“Not as bad as you were thinking, huh?” she asked as she walked past him, pointing out the next stop on the press line.
“Never said it was bad, sweetheart,” he replied, chuckling, “just a lot more than I’m used to.”
“Well, if I do my job right, things are only getting bigger from here,” she stated, flashing him a smile.
“Pretty sure you’ve never done your job wrong, darlin’,” he jested, his usual drawl slipping out slightly as he walked over to the next set up.
Jensen’s hand brushed across hers as he moved past her, glancing back and flashing her that smirk she had come to fall for over the years, before he focused his attention on the interview. They had been friends for years, since the middle of Supernatural’s run when his management changed, and she oversaw his publicity. She always kept things professional, but somewhere along the way he had become a really good friend, and eventually for her at least, he became a lot more in her heart. Still, she had never crossed the line, and she didn’t plan to.
“Hey, you okay?” she heard a voice ask behind her.
Shaking her head, she came back to reality. She smiled at Karen as she stood next to her, giving her a small nod. “Yeah, sorry, I totally spaced for a second.”
“You’ve been busy, I totally get it,” Karen said, smiling softly at her. “At least you don’t have to worry about him after the premiere and get the rest of the night off.”
“Yep, I got a hot date with the hotel bathtub,” Y/N quipped, chuckling lightly as she stepped back and let the other woman pass.
The press line continued until the end of the carpet. The cast stood together as Y/N kept to the side, feeling her heart skip a beat as she watched Jensen interact with the rest of them. They had all welcomed him in so easily, and he fit in with them like he had always been there. She was glad he had such an incredible experience with them, and she hoped that would continue.
Once inside the theatre, Y/N stood close to the doors as the cast and Eric took the stage, answering a few more questions from the host of the evening before the room darkened, ready to air the first episode of the season. She continued to work on her phone, catching glimpses of what was happening and laughing to herself at the crowd’s reaction. She made her way backstage before the episode was over, ready for them to walk back to the cars.
“You know, if you’re not doing anything, you should come to dinner,” Jensen suggested, glancing down at her as they took the back exit of the theatre.
“Really?” she asked, frowning.
“Yeah,” he replied, casually as he shrugged his shoulders. “We haven’t gotten a chance to hang out, might be nice.”
“No, uh… it’s okay, I got a lot of emails to reply to and then I’m gonna soak in the tub,” she declined, a faint smile playing at her lips. “But you guys have fun.”
Jensen guided Karen and Claudia down the carpet, letting them get into the car first before he turned back to Y/N. “Put work away for one night and come out with us. With me.”
She sighed, huffing a small laugh before she looked back at him. “Okay.”
“Awesome.”
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My #1 post of 2022
Enrapture
Square/s Filled: Mirror Sex - @anyfandomgoesbingo Custom The Boys card
Pairing: Soldier Boy x Female!Reader
Word count: 4,000
Summary: Y/N is a P.A on the Solid Gold music program, and is excited for Soldier Boy's appearance. She hopes to catch his attention for a few seconds, but doesn't expect him to take such an interest in her.
Warnings: Swearing, some angst, Soldier Boy being a Grade A asshole, drug use, A WHOLE LOTTA SMUT: dirty talk, degradation, oral sex (male receiving), deepthroating, face fucking, brief female masturbation, brief mention of glory holes, nipple play, mirror sex, hair pulling, spanking, unprotected sex (SB pulls out), hand job, cum swallowing. EXTREMELY NSFW 18+ ONLY. A touch of narcissism, more assholery.
A/N: I am officially OBSESSED with how this turned out, so I hope you guys like it! As always, happy reading and enjoy! :) beta’d by my love @evergreencowboy (sorry not sorry for killing you lol)
Y/N had always prided herself on doing her job in a timely manner and doing it correctly.
When she was hired as a P.A for the Solid Gold segment at one of the major television stations, it was unexpected to say the least. She had applied, but considering the entertainment industry was so male dominated, she was sure it was going to slip through her fingers. Then one day she got the call that the job was hers, and she never looked back after it. There was never a dull moment on the set of the music program, especially when supes were invited to join the hour. Sometimes they would be surprisingly good, and other times it was clear they were just there to fulfill their duties from talent management at Vought American.
When Y/N found out who was coming into film their appearance that day she tried not to implode with excitement. Soldier Boy would be at the studio, and she had made sure to clip her gold Soldier Boy inspired pin to her blouse, in the hopes that he would notice if she got to meet him.
“Do you know when he’s gonna be here?” one of the other P.A’s, Josh, asked her as soon as she arrived in the studio.
“He should actually be here soon,” she informed him, grinning.
Just as Y/N picked up one of the walkie-talkies and clipped it to her thick belt, her head whipped around as the sound of heavy boots coming down the hallway reached her ears. She stepped forward, an enamoured smile pulling at her lips as she noticed the swagger with which Soldier Boy walked into the room. His eyes met no one’s as he passed by, an entourage behind him, chattering quickly as they followed him to the assigned dressing room. She saw a small flash of his green suit before he disappeared around the corner, her heart beating fast with the exhilaration of seeing him in the flesh.
She had only ever seen him on television appearances or his old movies that she loved to watch with her parents, but never just mere inches away. She couldn’t wait to tell her family; they were going to freak out.
“That was so awesome,” Josh breathed, stunned by the supe’s presence.
“I kn-” she was about to agree when they both jumped, seeing one of their co-workers being shoved out of the dressing room, his back hitting the wall.
“Did no one get the memo about iced?!”
Y/N eyes widened as she heard the booming voice of the beloved supe echo across the studio. Everyone was in shock as they looked at each other, unsure of what to do. She gulped as she saw her boss stalking towards her, his pace frantic as he pulled her aside.
“He’s in a mood, so I need you to go get an iced coffee from that coffee shop down the street,” he instructed her, glancing back to the dressing room before he looked at her again, “and uh, make sure the ice isn’t melting by the time you get back.”
“Bill, it’s a hundred degrees outside, it’s gonna be melting as soon as I get out of the store,” she hissed, her features pulling into an annoyed expression. He had to come to her with this? Seriously?
“I don’t care what you do, just do it,” he countered, glaring at her. With that as his last word, he left.
“Fuck,” she gritted out between her clenched teeth, picking up her purse from where it was hanging from the chair.
She knew she had to move quickly lest someone else get yelled at unnecessarily. She was nothing if not professional and she wasn’t about to let the needless display of entitlement from Soldier Boy change that.
She’d leave that out when she retold the events of her day to her family.
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Meet Brindle Boutique! Bikinis, Beachwear, and So Much More!
Beauties, there’s a new online boutique “in town” - Brindle Boutique - and I’m delighted to join their Ambassador team!
You may have seen some of your favorite fierce sisters wearing and sharing Brindle’s fabulous fashion on the Gram, but did you know they also carry a sensational line of swimwear? And they celebrate women of all ages and sizes as a body positivity brand. Well, Hello Summer! Hello Brindle!
You can find their entire swimwear collection here along with everything else on their website at 25% off until August 1st with code: CAT25 (use code: CAT20 for 20% off after 8/01.)
With my pandemic move from LA to the beach in Seattle, I find myself relishing the long summer days and living in beachwear. So I decided to try on some of my favorite styles in the bikini arena! If you’re not into bikinis, don’t worry as Brindle has you covered in everything from tankinis and one pieces to fabulous cover ups. They actually have you covered in everything from swimwear to a night on the town and everything in between!
It’s funny, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become far bolder in showing some skin. When I was younger, my body and skin were far more perfect but my mind needed some work in the confidence arena. There’s nothing like a life threatening illness and a near death experience to wake you up! And, to help you realize what's important in life! Thankfully, I’m awake and I'm alive. And at 62, I have no qualms about my tummy scars … they’re me! I’m also happily living IN the Puget Sound on a daily basis, soaking up the sun and basking in cold water plunges. Who knew how addictive icy cold water could be? Ironically, the chilly 47 degree water fires up my spirit and my energy.
I have been in need of some new swimwear and Brindle Boutique more than delivered. It's so hard to choose a favorite as their selection is phenomenal and uber affordable (don't miss my special coupon code at the end!) My top selects include this Hot Pink Tropical Bikini Set that is super figure flattering. I love that its bottom is generous to fully cover the bum while also incorporating a fabric that feels as if it lifts and tucks you in. I’m in love with the lightly padded tube top to give a little extra curve to my 34A cup.
Onto my next choice, this purplelicious bikini that feels like it belongs on a Greek goddess. Trimmed with the perfect golden metallic touch, this two piece set is bound to garner some attention when you hit the beach. It also has just enough coverage to make you feel confident and beautiful. The shade of purple is heavenly. It’s a 10 out of 10 in my book!
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My final selection was a bit more risqué. But who can resist a gorgeous sun kissed yellow orange bikini set with a matching mesh top? I’m a big believer in wearing what makes you feel beautiful. It’s not about showing a perfect body any longer. I’ll leave that to the 20 year olds. It’s more about showing attitude and confidence, scars and all! That's the beauty of age! With my 62 years on this planet, I've racked up a whole lotta confidence and character by overcoming more than my share of obstacles. After all, who said bikinis belong to 20 year olds?!?
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Cheers Beauties! Here’s to Summer. I would love to know which one’s your favorite?!?
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47. #ACaperPart3
Sinsational! Though it was really too difficult to detect who the couple was from our vantage point, we had to endure their very mushy farewell. Get a room! Oh wait, they just had one. Finally, the woman pushed her lover away, as if urging him to get a move on. He hastened. Time for the husband to return, I guess. Well, at least we’d be heading back. I was hungry.
The man started to run or rather trot with a little skip between trots. Hmmmm… that was a familiar trot. I put my nose up to the window for a closer look. And followed the trotting cheater as Pippy snapped away. Could it be? What are the odds!?! I shook my head and looked again. Yes, it was. I was sure. What the unbelievable f**k?
Hugh. Hugh was the trotter. “That’s my old boyfriend,” I blurted, breaking the silence in the car. Something took over me. Any suppressed wrath I had for him came bubbling up and squirting out. I was fuming. “Quite a gait he’s got there,” observed Doho. “I’m going after him,” I screamed. Good thing the Pipmobile was soundproof or the whole neighborhood would be out eyeballing the diddler.
I pulled the handle up to get out, but it wouldn’t budge. Pippy had locked us in. “Whoa back, Mustang,’ he commanded, ‘We’re spying here, remember.” Oh, yeah, I thought, wiping the froth from my mouth. This wasn’t like me. Probably a combination of the hunger, the Hugh residue and that spring still chaperoning my tush.
I had calmed down. Started to breathe normally. “The universe has funny ways of making its case,” Doho aptly assessed to the crowd of four. Thank you, Deepak. But he was right. Doho knew all about Hugh. I had told him the whole story after Hugh’s balcony visit. And this certainly put a nail in the relationship coffin with the crowing cock. No need for further discussion.
But Lana, being an astute surveyor of the pulchritudinous male and now checking out the photos from Pippy’s camera, piped in, “I can see why you’d want to hang on, sure is sexy.” This, for some reason, did not make me feel better. But I agreed, he was criminally sexy. Because he couldn’t see me through the tinted windows, I took the opportunity to wave as we passed. My last goodbye.
Well, Pippy had gotten what he came after. Evidence for the husband and another paycheck. And I had gotten rock-solid evidence with witnesses this time as to what an insatiable rotten tart Hugh was. Amen.
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makeup details, Elizabeth Black by Marla Belt taken by Ruo Bing Li for Tush Magazine Issue 47
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Prompt #47
The hero stepped into the villain's lair, their eyes glancing over every bit of the villain's hideout before they narrowed. "You. . ." the hero started to ask, pointing at the stuffed animal besides the villain's unmade bed. "You still sleep with a stuffed teddy bear?"
The villain growled, pulling out a dagger and pressing it into the side of the hero's throat. "If you dare make fun of Mr. Soft Tush I will kill you here and now. "
#soft villain#damn you still sleep with a teddy bear jk me too#villain#hero#hero x villain#story#story prompt#my story#writing prompt
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I'm on the catwalk, I'm on the catwalk, yeah.
I shake my little tush on the catwalk.
Agent 47 is getting into the swing of things in Paris. I didn't want to kill them all, but I was cornered.
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VH1’s 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs
100 Sammy Hagar – “I Can’t Drive 55″
99 Grand Funk Railroad – “We’re An American Bandv
98 Buckcherry – “Lit Up”
97 The Edgar Winter Group – “Frankenstein”
96 Kansas – “Carry On Wayward Son”
95 Creed – “Higher”
94 The Darkness – “I Believe In A Thing Called Love”
93 Autograph – “Turn Up The Radio”
92 Night Ranger – “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me”
91 Smashing Pumpkins – “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”
90 Jethro Tull – “Aqualung”
89 Andrew W.K. – “Party Hard”
88 Alice In Chains – “Would?”
87 Winger – “Seventeen”
86 Marilyn Manson – “The Beautiful People”
85 Velvet Revolver – “Slither”
84 W.A.S.P. – “I Wanna Be Somebody”
83 Evanescence – “Bring Me To Life”
82 Rainbow – “Since You Been Gone”
81 Black Sabbath – “Heaven And Hell”
80 Journey – “Any Way You Want It”
79 Billy Idol – “Rebel Yell”
78 Bad Company – “Feel Like Making Love”
77 Soundgarden – “Black Hole Sun”
76 Lita Ford – “Kiss Me Deadly”
75 The White Stripes – “Seven Nation Army”
74 The Cult – “Love Removal Machine”
73 Thin Lizzy – “Jailbreak”
72 Pat Benetar – “Heartbreaker”
71 Jane’s Addiction – “Mountain Song”
70 Foreigner – “Hot Blooded”
69 Living Colour – “Cult Of Personality”
68 White Zombie – “More Human Than Human”
67 ZZ Top – “Tush”
66 Europe – “The Final Countdown”
65 MC5 – “Kick Out the Jams”
64 Rollins Band – “Liar”
63 Survivor – “Eye Of The Tiger”
62 Dokken – “Breaking The Chains”
61 Ratt – “Round And Round”
60 Skid Row – “18 And Life”
59 Billy Squier – “The Stroke”
58 Stone Temple Pilots – “Interstate Love Song”
57 The Kinks – “You Really Got Me”
56 Warrant – “Cherry Pie”
55 Blue Oyster Cult – “Don’t Fear The Reaper”
54 Faith No More – “Epic”
53 Steppenwolf – “Born To Be Wild”
52 The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”
51 Megadeth – “Peace Sells”
50 Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Give It Away”
49 The Stooges – “Search And Destroy”
48 Korn – “Freak On A Leash”
47 Kid Rock – “Bawitdaba”
46 Anthrax – “Madhouse”
45 Foghat – “Slow Ride”
44 Cream – “Sunshine Of Your Love”
43 Dio – “Holy Diver”
42 The Clash – “Should I Stay Or Should I Go”
41 Quiet Riot – “Cum On Feel The Noize”
40 Poison – “Talk Dirty To Me”
39 Boston – “More Than A Feeling”
38 Queen – “Stone Cold Crazy”
37 The Who – “My Generation”
36 Van Halen – “Hot For Teacher”
33 Alice Cooper – “School’s Out”
34 Heart – “Barracuda”
33 Green Day – “Basket Case”
32 Ted Nugent – “Cat Scratch Fever”
31 AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”
30 Pearl Jam – “Even Flow”
29 Joan Jett – “Bad Reputation”
28 Foo Fighters – “Everlong”
27 Whitesnake – “Still Of The Night”
26 Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Free Bird”
25 The Ramones – “Blitzkrieg Bop”
24 Iron Butterfly – “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”
23 Ozzy Osbourne – “Crazy Train”
22 Jimi Hendrix Experience – “Hey Joe”
21 Led Zeppelin – “Kashmir”
20 Bon Jovi – “You Give Love A Bad Name”
19 Rush – “Tom Sawyer”
18 Scorpions – “Rock You Like A Hurricane”
17 Twisted Sister – “I Wanna Rock”
16 Kiss – “Rock And Roll All Nite”
15 Motley Crue – “Dr. Feelgood”
14 Iron Maiden – “Run To The Hills”
13 Def Leppard – “Photograph”
12 Judas Priest – “Breaking The Law”
11 Deep Purple – “Smoke On The Water”
10 Motorhead – “Ace Of Spades”
09 Van Halen – “Runnin With The Devil”
08 Aerosmith – “Walk This Way”
07 Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
06 The Who – “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
05 Metallica – “Enter Sandman”
04 Black Sabbath – “Paranoid”
03 Led Zeppelin – “Whole Lotta Love”
02 AC/DC – “Back In Black”
01 Guns N’ Roses – “Welcome To The Jungle”
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National Enquirer, July 13
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Steve Bing knew too much -- movie mogul murdered in Jeffrey Epstein cover-up
Page 2: Jennifer Garner is blaming ex-husband Ben Affleck’s new squeeze Ana de Armas for him spending a lot more time with their kids making her the odd mom out
Page 3: Reese Witherspoon wants to muscle in on Gwyneth Paltrow’s turf as a lifestyle guru and Gwyneth is fit to be tied -- Reese is consumed with creating her own business empire and she doesn’t care who gets in the way but Gwyneth can’t believe Reese would encroach on her territory like this
Page 4: Drew Barrymore’s long-anticipated CBS talk show is in danger of being killed by the coronavirus before it ever airs and Drew is freaking out over doing interviews without her adoring fans smiling from their seats
Page 5: Big-hearted Dolly Parton is helping a devastated Kelly Clarkson bounce back from the wreckage of her shattered marriage, kid-crazy Kathie Lee Gifford is begging her newlywed daughter Cassidy to hurry up and give her a grandchild but it’s embarrassing for Cassidy who’d like to enjoy married life for a little while before starting a family
Page 6: Dennis Quaid secretly eloped with Laura Savoie, photos of Pierce Brosnan clearly show surgical scars under his left breast revealing the 67-year-old star has recently gone under the knife and a doctor says the scars resemble breast tumor excisions
Page 7: Jimmy Kimmel might not be coming back as the disgraced late-night talk show host who’s come under fire for performing in blackface in the past has been taking time off for a summer vacation but he may be gone for good -- Jimmy apologized for the blackface incident and making an insensitive joke about Megan Fox but ABC execs are already seeking a replacement and Melissa McCarthy and Kevin Hart and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are contenders but the name that keeps coming up is Ryan Seacrest
Page 8: Why Prince Harry hates Prince William -- Will made a bold bid to make peace with his rebel brother Harry but it exploded into a battle royal that may never be mended -- everyone is blaming Henry’s wife Meghan Markle and she certainly hasn’t helped but the rift started way before she came on the scene and goes much deeper than anyone ever knew because Harry hates Will because years of living in his brother’s shadow have left Harry tormented by one all-consuming belief that nobody loves him
Page 9: Spurned Gayle King is devastated after a younger woman stole away the love of her life U.S. Sen. Cory Booker -- the 65-year-old CBS This Morning host and the 51-year-old New Jersey politician had long been rumored to be hot and heavy before star Rosario Dawson gave Cory a new lease on his love life
Page 10: Hot Shots -- Alex Trebek and wife Jean wear masks and hard hats as they visit a home improvement store, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson offered a toast of gratitude and tossed back tequila, Brooke Shields doing a puzzle alongside daughters Rowan and Grier Henchy and their pal Luke, Bella Hadid during a photo shoot in Corsica
Page 11: Megan Fox’s super-hot romance with Machine Gun Kelly has a slim-to-none chance of going the distance because right now their chemistry is sizzling but he’s also turned into Megan’s personal gofer and the people in his life find it pathetic, Matthew Perry has a flabby fanny and he put it on display for the world to see after he suffered a wardrobe malfunction and exposed his tush while climbing out of his car at his Malibu home
Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Izabel Goulart on the beach (picture), Billie Eilish’s new James Bond song No Time to Die has been a disaster with just 52,000 downloads which is why they’re talking about replacing her, when fashion powerhouse Anna Wintour was still new in town in 1975 she took a walk on the wild side with Bob Marley and her fleeting relationship with Bob is something she’s pretty proud of, tensions between Pete Davidson and the rest of the Saturday Night Live cast were bad but now it’s worse because he thinks he’s a movie star and he’s a nightmare, The Bachelor franchise is making changes to the show far beyond just having the first-ever Black bachelor Matt James by adding more diverse cast and crew
Page 13: Troubled Southern Charm star Kathryn Dennis was labeled a racist after butting heads with a South Carolina radio personality and now she’s being sued by a Charleston brand consultant who claims Kathryn owes her nearly $5000 in unpaid wages, things are going south for scandal-soaked ratings-challenged reality show Southern Charm as the show is on the verge of cancellation
Page 14: True Crime -- porn star Ron Jeremy was charged with raping three women and sexually assaulting another and could do hard time if found guilty
Page 15: Bill Cosby is certain the Pennsylvania Supreme Court’s shocking decision to hear his appeal for his 2018 rape conviction is the only thing that could keep him from dying behind bars, Crocodile Hunter star Steve Irwin’s Australia Zoo could be shut down for good -- his widow Terri Irwin revealed the heartbreaking news that the beloved Queensland attraction was on the brink of collapse due to the coronavirus pandemic
Page 16: Pamela Anderson is mortified because her hated ex Adil Rami has been spilling secrets about their sex life, Jeremy Renner’s ex-wife Sonni Pacheco has accused the Avengers star of being a deadbeat dad and demanding $500,000 in back child support and an extra $100,000 for expenses -- she dropped the bombshell in their custody battle over seven-year-old daughter Ava after previously accusing Jeremy of drug abuse and womanizing and claims he retaliated against her by withholding and refusing to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support that he was ordered to pay her, NFL superstar Ben Roethlisberger was an alcohol addict and a porn fiend
Page 18: Real Life
Page 19: Kim Jong-un’s trigger happy sister Kim Yo-jong is making the North Korean dictator look like a wimp as she ruthlessly tightens her grip on power and pushes the rogue nation closer to war
Page 20: Hollywood’s Craziest Exes -- wild unions ended in bitter breakups -- Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren, Madonna and Sean Penn, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Page 21: Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton
Page 22: Health Watch, Ask the Vet
Page 26: Cover Story -- Movie king Steve Bing knew too much -- fears perv Jeffrey Epstein’s pal got tossed from 27th floor in murder staged as suicide
Page 28: Scientologist Danny Masterson attended an event to combat sexual exploitation at a church-sponsored event years after the religion’s leaders were told he’d been accused of rape, quarantine has fired up Ne-Yo’s love life -- the singer who split from his wife Crystal Smith early this year said that living together under lockdown together has helped him lock back in with his spouse
Page 34: Chris Evans whines playing superhero Captain America has wrecked his chances for romance -- he thought he’d be married and have kids by now but the whole Captain America phenomenon has left him less trusting about people he meets and what their motivations may be, Hollywood Hookups -- Raven-Symone marries Miranda Maday, Demi Lovato’s boyfriend Max Ehrich is ready to pop the question, Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson are together again during lockdown
Page 36: Warring exes Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have called a temporary truce as they struggle to find the right school for their kids, troubled Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly used a single gunshot to end her short and tragic life
Page 38: Glen Campbell’s adult children are on the warpath over his widow’s scathing new tell-all because it paints the legendary hitmaker as a booze-soaked maniac
Page 42: Red Carpet Stars & Stumbles -- Nicole Kidman
Page 45: Spot the Differences -- Sharon and Kelly and Ozzy Osbourne on the show Celebrity Watch Party
Page 47: Odd List
#tabloid#tabloid toc#grain of salt#steve bing#jeffrey epstein#jeremy renner#jennifer garner#ben affleck#ana de armas#reese witherspoon#gwyneth paltrow#drew barrymore#dolly parton#kelly clarkson#Kathie Lee Gifford#dennis quaid#pierce brosnan#jimmy kimmel#prince harry#prince william#Gayle King#sen. cory booker#rosario dawson#meghan fox#machine gun kelly#matthew perry#billie eilish#pete davidson#kathryn dennis#terri irwin
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OutWeek crossword by Phil Greco, edited by Gabriel Rotello, OutWeek Magazine No. 7, August 7, 1989, p. 80.
Solution to be posted next week!
Clues:
ACROSS
1. Star ________
9. Marie's ______
15. Part of GAA
16. Kindly
17. Navigational
18. Domain
19. "Tush scene" actor
20. Suck
22. Beatty in Deliverance
23. Maurice director
26. Except
28. Prin. med. ofcr.
31. Word with cat or kin
32. Comes forth
36. Debtor's note
37. Excess
39. Homosexual
40. Balls
42. Theater attendant
44. Opera satirist Russell
45. Anger
47. Wyatt ____
49. ___ Heldenleben
50. Most insipid
52. Fr. monetary unit
53. Knight or Danson
54. "My ___ Sal"
55. Come
57. Not Larry or Curly
59. "A Boy Named ___"
60. Uptight one
65. Excite
68. Part of NGLTF
71. Carve
72. ________ House
73. Porn star Donovan, et. al.
74. Beaches
DOWN
1. ____ serif
2. Winglike parts
3. Butt ____
4. ____ bread
5. Greeting
6. Co. ending
7. US corp.
8. Lamprey catcher
9. Huntley
10. Drunk with Coke
11. Little devil
12. Documentary on gay Jean
13. Abt.
14. Gism
21. Yes
24. Prizes
25. Musical work
26. Kingsley from Maurice
27. Mongoose
28. Fire Island locale
29. Get atop
30. Craig Russell vehicle
33. The Dark ______
34. Mr. Kovacs
35. _____ By Me
38. ___ works
41. Room, to Pasolini
43. Facility
46. K-Y, e.g.
48. _______ Iron
51. This side up (abbr.)
56. Sex organ
57. Not fem.
58. Whale flick
59. Backdrops
61. Fellini composer Nino ____
62. Monad
63. Rendezvous
64. TV Tarzan and family
66. Rubber tree
67. Secret agent
69. Summer drink
70. ___ room
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I posted 101 times in 2021
22 posts created (22%)
79 posts reblogged (78%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 3.6 posts.
I added 100 tags in 2021
#art - 21 posts
#signal boost - 16 posts
#project cheery subjects please - 12 posts
#long post - 10 posts
#science! - 9 posts
#food - 8 posts
#video - 7 posts
#cat - 6 posts
#star wars - 6 posts
#violence - 5 posts
Longest Tag: 130 characters
#a 'boom box' my cousins was a precursor to the mp3 player but it was the approximate size and weight of dwayne johnson's thighbone
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#5
This thin rectangle of blue paper has on a three cartoon root beer mug. The three of them are labeled "Rootin' Tootin' Good!". Below them is a yellow box with some parts pre-printed and some parts filled in, so that ultimately it says: "Jennie earns this award for" and then the next blank has written in cursive handwriting: "receiving no consequences Jan. 1982". Blue cartoon letters add "That's cool!" And it is signed by Ms. Cahir.
In the fine print on the bottom is some copyright information for the people who pre-printed this school certificate. The top left corner has a formerly scratch and sniff sticker that I must have really liked the scent of because the root beer mug on the sticker is almost completely scratched away.
In case any of you folks are wondering whether school has always been kind of messed up, I was 9 years old when I got this and I must have been really proud of getting an award for not earning consequences that month.
I have always been a nerd. I like reading. I like learning things. When I was nine, I was the new kid at yet another school, this time having moved from Southern California to Cape Cod, Massachusetts. I had never gotten a grade below a B minus because I was pretty sure that my life would end if I ever brought home something as low as a C.
But it was apparently a big deal to the teacher that I had gone one month without being a pain in the tush, and it was apparently a big deal to me that I got an award for it.
Don't let anybody tell you that awards for participation were a new thing spawned for millennials. I was apparently getting an award for keeping my mouth shut and my head down.
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#4
This most excellent advice-requester has compared The Problem Lad to Miles Naismith Vorkosigan of the Vorkosigan Saga by Lois McMaster Bujold, and advice-giver Captain Awkward absolutely runs with it.
To my great delight.
The advice itself is great, too!
But for folks who pick this post up due to the Vorkosigan tags: who among us would disagree with that final line?
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This needs to be emblazoned across the sky:
“We’re like family” nearly always is used against employees, rather than in their favor.
from https://www.askamanager.org/2021/08/did-i-burn-a-bridge-by-resigning-right-after-i-was-promoted.html
Alison Green goes on to say:
It usually means you’re going to be pressured to work unreasonable hours (check), receive insufficient recognition (check), be underpaid (check, I’d bet), sacrifice things that are important to you like your health (check), and that they’ll use your commitment to the work against you (check) and make you feel guilty when you make normal business decisions for yourself (check).
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bread maker question
I admit up front: this is probably an obvious thing that I’m just failing to recognize.
But. Why is garlic bread almost always “premade bread + butter/margarine/oil + garlic spread on top” and then maybe toast it?
Why is sandwich bread mostly not made with garlic inherent to it?
Is this a chemistry reaction problem?
Does the garlic react to oven temperature during baking at a speed that leads to bad tastes?
I can find exactly 1 recipe that includes garlic and other seasonings in it, and that recipe includes some other ingredients which I cannot have.
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Is there any sensible reason why not Patrician Susan Sto Helit?
Limited patience.
Terrifying.
Does the sensible thing, not the emotionally appealing thing.
Analyzes people's inner drives accurately.
Can TALK THAT TALK.
Assassin's Guild is going to take Public Figure Sto Helit off the register so fast it may make other candidates' heads spin. Also their graves.
Hallway traps won't impede her stroll through places other people wish to keep secret.
DO NOT LET ME DETAIN YOU.
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Alex and Trish
The first ever non-homestuck rp I ever did. A fat assed guy meets up with a gal with a big cock at the bar. Shenanigans ensue.
[5/12/2015 5:08:15 AM | Edited 5:14:15 AM] Johnaya: With a small sigh he leaned up against the cold, hard wall of the building, leisurely tapping his foot. So far no one had come out of there that piqued his interest or had made a move on him. Maybe it was his attire? He figured a simple pair of jeans and a jacket would be enticing enough, mostly given how he was built. The jeans he was wearing looked like skinny jeans but they only were like that due to his enormous ass, something he loved to flaunt about and tease people with.
[5/12/2015 5:23:07 AM] Kay: "You're in... Name?" *She taps her foot impatiently as the line veeeery slowly progresses forward, anybody not able to get in hotly debating it with the bouncer. It takes a couple minutes for her to get to the front, having already waited for a while.* "Name?" *She blows a bubble with her gum, which pops loudly.* I'm not on the list, big guy, but if you want to put me on it, name's Trish. *He looks her up and down, shrugs, and motions for her to go in. Finally, she thinks, but stops dead before she gets in, eye caught on the cutie out front with the rather noticeable derriere.* Well hello there~ *She mutters to herself before sliding up beside him.* What's up, big scary bouncer wouldn't let you in? *She pops her gum again.* I bet I could talk him down for a cute thing like you.
[5/12/2015 5:27:39 AM] Johnaya: He gave a little jump as she slid up next to him, having gotten distracted looking down the street. "Oh, uh, nah. I'm just waiting out here for anyone interesting to show up. You know for some conversating and whatnot." He grinned as he turned towards her, happy that he was finally going to get to talk with someone. He had sort of hoped it would've been a guy but beggars can't be choosers. She looked cute in any case. "Looks like someone decided to talk to me first though. Name's Alex. What's yours?" As he said that he realized that he actually had to look up to see her face properly. Not often you meet a girl taller than you but he was a bit short so he didn't find it too weird.
[5/12/2015 5:40:39 AM] Kay: *She gives him a rather cocky grin* Trish. *She barely resists making a comment about him moaning it later tonight. She had a habit of being rather forward that she was trying to break.* And you better remember, 'cuz if you play your cards right, you might be moaning it tonight. *Well.* Assuming you're the type? *She quirks an eyebrow, and looks him up and down. Mostly down.* You certainly look it. Unless you're looking for something a little more masculine...?
[5/12/2015 5:47:03 AM] Johnaya: He just chuckled at her comment and playfully rolled his eyes. "So long as their good in bed I don't much care. Strap on or actual dick are both fine with me though I usually have a preference for the real thing." Alex flashed her a wink before noticing she was looking over him, deciding to return the favor. He felt a small swell of pride as he saw her hips and saw they weren't nearly as large as his.
[5/12/2015 6:00:39 AM] Kay: Good thing I got the real deal then, ah? *Her grin returns, and she calmly gropes the bulge in her "pants".* Makes things a whole lot better. Nuff about me though, what's the story behind that... *She gives it a pat* tush a yours? Can't be natural.
[5/12/2015 6:02:59 AM] Johnaya: Alex blinked as she groped the quite noticeable bulge in her clothes, amazed he didn't notice that before. He was just about to say something when her hand went to his ass and the oh so common question came up. "Ah that. I'll have you know it's one hundred percent natural. You can give it a feel yourself if you'd like." To emphasize he bent his hips forward a bit and wiggled his rear.
[5/12/2015 6:07:30 AM] Kay: Weeell, impressive. Don't you worry *She chuckles quietly and gives him a firmer smack on the ass.* I'll be feeling it plenty later. It's a fine piece of work. So, Alex. You want to go in? *She points her thumb over her shoulder, to the door.* Because I think I'm still good. Unless you would prefer we just get out of here.
[5/12/2015 6:11:01 AM] Johnaya: He let out a little squeak at her slap before chuckling and grinning at her. "Thanks for the compliment. I'm fine with wherever you wanna go. Not like I have much else planned tonight you know? Oh and do you mind if I, ahem, check out your "story"?"" Alex gestured to the bulge in her clothes and made a small grabbing motion towards it. "Or would you prefer we save that for the big reveal later?"
[5/12/2015 7:35:53 PM] Kay: You c'n have a grope er two, but I like to make the entrance dramatic. Make it exciting. Not here though, that'd be a little too blatant for being pretty much out in the open. *She gestures to the street. They're not even hidden behind a parked car or anything.* I might be a horny bitch but I like to keep my sexual antics private. Not that I'll judge if you're that kinda slut. *She glances over at the bouncer, who is busy with somebody absolutely certain they're on the list.* Ready to go in? Bet you could raise more than a few eyebrows in there. Among other things~
[5/12/2015 7:40:02 PM] Johnaya: "Right, right. Can't have you waving whatever you got around in public. That would make this awkward." Alex gave a little chuckle before playfully moving his hand towards her bulge. He didn't grab it or anything, instead just lightly poking it with one finger, more as a tease then anything. "I'm ready whenever you are, babe. Here's hoping this ass of mine can fit through the doors, ha!"
[5/12/2015 7:49:41 PM] Kay: Pff, if you were that big you'd need a golf cart to get anywhere. Ass so big it's like wearing a sweater when you're balls deep. *She politely gestures for him to lead the way with a smile, following right behind to watch the huge rump sway and bounce while he walked. Good thing the lighting isn't great in these places, because she was probably going to be pronouncedly hard if this kept up.* You ever been here before?
[5/12/2015 7:53:05 PM] Johnaya: "Nah. Always wanted to go in though." Truth be told he was quelling the excitement he was having both from getting to go into the club and because of meeting this cute girl. Figuring he knows exactly why she made him walk ahead of her Alex makes his steps a bit more pronounced, causing his bubble butt to jiggle even more. "Man now I'm imagining myself with an ass that big. Thanks for the tantalizing mental image."
[5/12/2015 8:03:35 PM] Kay: Heh, I don't know how you'd live like that, but you do you, and I'll do you also. *Snickering, she frips him by the shoulder.* There's usually a table over here. I'm the only one who ever sits in it. *Making their way along the edge of the dance floor, they get to their table in the crook of a staircase.* Fairly private here. I've done some lowkey messing around her more than once. *She sticks her tongue out.* You hold the table, I'll go get drinks. What's the drink of choice for uh. Alex?
[5/12/2015 8:08:55 PM] Johnaya: "Ooh. Nice." He looked absolutely giddy as he stepped over to the table and motioned to sit down. Of course he quickly realized that he needed to tackle this a little differently when his ass started struggling to get into the seat. Luckily though he manages in just a minute or so, no doubt giving Trish quite the show. "Whatever you're gonna have provided it ain't strong. Otherwise, uh, something simple I guess? Maybe a daiquiri. Yeah go with a daiquiri."
[5/12/2015 9:33:35 PM] Kay: *Watching him try to squeeze his ass into the booth was rather satisfying, and she made sure to pay complete attention to it.* Comin' right up. *She comes back two or three minutes later with just his daiquiri, sliding it to him as he sits down.* So, didja become a slut 'cause of the butt, or was it just a happy coincidence?... You are easy, right? Cause if you're just messing me I'm gonna need that drink back. *She laughs quietly.*
[5/12/2015 9:37:35 PM] Johnaya: He licks his lips and happily pulls the drink over towards him, a look of mock shock coming onto his face. "Hey! I wouldn't exactly call me a slut. Equal opportunist for schlong sounds better." With a chuckle he took a sip from the drink before humming. "A mix of both probably. I mean I kinda always liked having my ass toyed with. It's a bit of a happy coincidence that my ass ended up this curvy." For emphasis he reached back and gently pat his butt, smiling at Trish. "You got any interesting stories? Cause we can share a few before we decide on how to do this."
[5/12/2015 9:48:09 PM] Kay: Well aint you lucky? *She pulls a bottle of beer out from under the booth (she usually tells the bartender she doesn't drink, so she doesn't have to pay.) and "hmm"s.* Well, uh. There was my quote unquote "lesbian" phase in high school. Real big school, so plenty of queer chicks, and I was always this hot, so I caught plenty. Most of them bailed when they saw the package, not that I blame 'em, but some of them were less worried about the contents of my pants and more about me being a hot chick. Boy did they know how to ride. Especially the one who turned out to be bi. Hooked up with her on prom night, stole her from her date. And on graduation. And at the 5 year reunion. And uh... two months ago now I think? *She grins from ear to ear.* I don't quit fit all the way into her anymore, but boy does she try. Ah, Stacy. Bless you and your rather open husband. *Snickering, she takes a swig.* Your turn.
[5/12/2015 9:55:41 PM | Edited 9:58:03 PM] Johnaya: Alex just leisurely sipped on his drink as he listened to her story. Thankfully his legs were obscured by the table because her story was doing wonders for getting him more in the mood, legs crossing over each other every so often. "Wow. Sounds like you had a pretty fun time of it in school. Lucky girls. And soon to be lucky me of course." He giggled and flashed her a wink before taking another sip, thinking to himself. "It's not a specific story but there's been a few times I went to the beach wearing a bikini and seeing how many people stared at my ass before realizing I was a guy. Then of course paying attention to who was still paying attention for a little bit of fun if you catch my drift."
[5/12/2015 10:04:17 PM] Kay: Oh yeah, I've done that. People usually see the tits and the bulge at the same time though, so I don't get to savor it for as long. Just uh... Two years ago? Bookish girl, really shy, massive hooters. I was being sweet on her in the library and true to cliche she revealed herself to be a huge horndog. So we go waaay in the back, and when I asked her if she was sure she was like "What, not like we're gonna make a mess." Needless to say, we made a mess. She had premptively tied her tubes, hated kids, so no protection. Just gushed right out. I liked her. Wonder if she's still working at that coffee shop she told me about. *She gazes off as she contemplates, then shrugs, slamming back her beer. She was also getting rather hard, although her pants didn't let her pitch too much of a tent.*
[5/12/2015 10:10:03 PM] Johnaya: "Ah, heh. I'm not surprised in the slightest. That's the benefit of laying on your stomach though. Makes it look like you're sleeping especially with a pair of sunglasses on. Speaking of sunglasses though that reminds me of a guy I met up with like three years ago I think. Skinny, kind of tall, and nicely hung. If I remember right I think he said he was nine inches? However big he was he was great at thrusting. Pretty much always hit my sweet spot." Alex let out a blissful sigh and shivered as he thought about it, squirming a bit more in his seat. "Haven't met anyone bigger than him yet though so that sucks."
[5/12/2015 10:19:43 PM] Kay: *She blows out of her nose at that last comment and looks away while smiling, looking forward to the reveal.* Ooh, here's a good one. This one time I met a hot little piece of ass in front of my favorite club, and convinced him to go in with me. We were really diggin' each other but after we talked for a while we couldn't decide if we wanted to go to town in the bathroom and see if we were compatible or just ay fuck it head back to my place and slam all night long. It was a real conundrum. *She raises her eyebrow with a smirk as she looks at him.*
[5/12/2015 10:26:11 PM] Johnaya: Alex quirked an eyebrow at the story before catching on and nodding, grinning as well. "Yeah. Sounds like it was confusing. Did you and him compromise by fucking him in the bathroom and then head to your place?" His finger starts to gently trace circles on his empty glass as he grins at her still. His other hand though was down between his legs, readjusting his growing shaft though spending a bit more time then he probably should be.
[5/12/2015 10:30:36 PM] Kay: We thought about it. *Trish licks her lips and happily stands, motioning for him to follow. She makes sure to sway her hips, because although she's much smaller than Alex her rear is pretty big for a normal ass. She catches more than a few people staring at either of them and always gives them a "You wish" expression if she can. They push into the first bathroom they reach.* They made them co-ed because people were fucking in here so much anyways. Just beautiful.
[5/12/2015 10:34:10 PM] Johnaya: He licked his lips and eagerly followed her, eyes locked onto her plump ass. Oh tonight was definitely going to be a good night. "Hey I'm not gonna complain about that. Makes this easier." Alex grinned as he stepped into one of the open stalls, playfully swaying his hips and "accidentally" smacking his ass against the stall walls. "Could do with some wider stalls though, heh."
[5/12/2015 10:47:37 PM] Kay: I usually just do it over the counter, but you're the one getting bent over. *She comes up behind Alex and claps her hands onto his hips on both sides, strong enough to make a bit of jiggling. Her fingers work their way up front and undo the zipper, pulling the pants down enough for her to grope his package through his underwear.* We have confirmation, you really are just a pretty boy, not secretly a girl. Nice. *She gets his pants down around his knees and then gives him a light spank, enjoying herself already. Once the ripples cease, she digs her fingers into his boxers.* May I?
[5/12/2015 10:52:57 PM] Johnaya: Alex let out a gasp and squeak as his ass was slapped, rolling his eyes a bit at Trish's words. His cock throbs gently against her hand as he bites into his lip. One of his hands reaches back to grope at Trish's ass in return, Alex turning to grin at her. "Be my guest. Hopefully it doesn't rip while you're tugging it down." The boxers themselves were surprisingly sturdy and were handling Alex's enormous ass quite well, the fabric lightly torn in a few places though from movement or other things.
[5/12/2015 11:00:38 PM] Kay: *With her widest grin yet, she yanks them down rather ferociously, letting the oversized donk spill free.* Got-damn, I'm still not sure I believe this is natural. *Her fingers sink into the ass flesh enthusiastically, squishing it in her hands.* Like a fuckin' pillow. *She kneels, getting in pretty close, and spreads his cheeks.* Oh yeah, this looks lightly used. Pretty nice though. And I appreciate the shave. You clean in there? *Usually boys out to find dick clean out, but best to be sure.*
[5/12/2015 11:07:00 PM] Johnaya: Alex just stands there as Trish gropes and fondles his ass, grinning to himself. It's always nice to hear the compliments towards his ass. His thoughts were interrupted when she spreads his ass cheeks, him almost instinctually bending forward a small bit to help her see. "Of course. I wouldn't be an equal opportunist for schlong if I wasn't always clean and shaved. The front's shaved too if you were curious." To tease her a bit he gives a little wiggle to his hips, causing his cheeks to nearly clap against her head.
[5/12/2015 11:16:01 PM] Kay: *It's a good thing she was holding them, otherwise she'd be getting bruised cheeks.* Then brace yourself~ *With little other warning she cups her mouth around Alex's asshole, sticking her tongue in with no hesitation. Getting right into it, she tongue fucks him like a pro, making sure to ocassionally slather the surrounding area with spit as well. She groans a little while lubing and loosening him up, apparently enjoying this more than a little.*
[5/12/2015 11:19:40 PM] Johnaya: His eyes go wide as suddenly her tongue was up his ass, thrusting his hands out to hold onto the walls. He gnaws on his bottom lip as she expertly works her tongue. "J-jeez. You're damn good at this." Trish could probably notice his legs shaking ever so slightly from the continued stimulation of his hole. Up in front his cock throbbed and pulsed at every lick she did, a small bead of pre-cum forming at the tip. "God yes. Just like that~."
[5/12/2015 11:25:41 PM] Kay: Mngh~ *She probes for his prostate until she finally decides her tongue isn't long enough, pulling away and giviing his ass crack a lick from taint to tailbone.* Mm, clean indeed. And sensitive, apparently. Want me to keep going? I don't mind. *While waiting for his answer she traces her tongue in a circle about an inch away from his now wet pucker.*
[7:18:44 AM] Johnaya: Alex shuddered and shook as she continued to tongue his asshole, almost nearly falling over from pleasure. OH he definitely needed to get her number so they could do this again. "Oh god yeah. And don't worry. I'll definitely return the favor." He turned his head to wink at her before letting out a little chuckle seeing her head buried between his ass cheeks. "How are the earmuffs treating you?"
[9:36:43 PM] Kay: They're comfy. I'll be sure to wear them often. *Getting right back into it, she sticks her thumbs into his asshole and spreads it a little before using the opening for her tongue once again. Her right hand leaves its cheek and gently snakes over to Alex's dick, giving him a rather relaxed handy along with her ravenous consumption of his asshole.*
[9:54:57 AM] Johnaya: There wasn't much Alex could do other than stand there and let Trish have her way with his pucker. Occasionally he pressed his ass against her head to try and get her deeper but for the most part he just enjoyed the sensations. "Oh fuck yeah. Having you do this again would be great. I don't think I've ever had my hole worked this well." His cock pulsed in her hand, Trish probably able to feel the pre leaking down his shaft.
[2:17:20 PM] Kay: *When she pops off she makes spit splash around them, trail of saliva still connecting them.* I could do this all day, so tell me when you're ready to move on. Or if you'd rather get to blow your load, heh. *She speeds up her strokes once she's done speaking, and dives right back into his ass crack.*
[2:24:15 PM] Johnaya: It took him a few seconds to respond coherently, having just started focusing fully on the pleasure and on holding himself up. "Mm as much as I want you to keep going I really want to see what your packing. One last goodbye lick?" As he said that he pushed his rump into her face, pressing his pucker against her lips.
[2:29:50 PM] Kay: *She complies, even moving her lips as if she were making out with his butt. Once she pulls off she stands.* Oh don't worry, I don't care how many times you go off, the night's not over until we're both satisfied. *With a quiet cocky laugh, she presses the bulge of her pants against his ass, rubbing it in a little.* A'ight, no peeking. I want you to guess how big I am without looking, kay? *She starts to unzip.*
[2:33:45 PM | Edited 2:34:36 PM] Johnaya: He rolled his eyes before promptly closing them, biting his lip at the feeling of that bulge against his ass. "Fine, fine." Alex teases her a bit by rubbing his moistened ass against her crotch, eagerly awaiting that cock of hers to slap against his butt. "Just tell me when you're fully out and ready."
[2:38:48 PM] Kay: *Trish pulls her underwear down and lets her cock flop free, 14 inches of dick laying on Alex's back. Its owner snickers deviously and pulls back, sliding it between his cheeks and rubbing it between them happily.* Well? *She brings her hands back to the outside of his cheeks to squish his buns around her shaft. *
[2:43:09 PM] Johnaya: The feeling of her hot rod slapping against the small of his back makes a shiver go down his spine. Her wedging it between his cheeks nearly makes him open his eyes to peak at it but he resists. "Holy fuck. Uh, shit. Bigger than nine inches I know that. Jesus." He shuddered gently and lifted his hips a bit, finding that her cock extended up past his ass. "Way more than nine inches."
[2:46:55 PM] Kay: You're damn right. *She smacks his right ass cheeks and gets right back into hotdogging like a champ, fucking his ass cheeks while she waits for an answer.* Think you can take it all, champ? I've met plenty of sluts that just weren't cock hungry enough to fit the whole thing. Like Stacy, bless her soul.
[2:50:54 PM] Johnaya: Alex just stood there and let her thrust between his ass cheeks, enjoying the sensation of her thick cock sliding against his skin. "I sure as hell am gonna try. Mm. God do you feel huge. I really lucked out tonight. Going to guess you're a foot long aren't you?" He assisted her as best he could with her hotdogging, gently rocking his hips back and forth.
[3:00:09 PM] Kay: I might have done the trick? But I'm not about to say no to any service you're offering me. Get on it~ *She slides her pants down a little bit to give her junk more breathing room, and plays with her foreskin while groping her sack until Alex gets into whatever position he had in mind.*
[3:05:49 PM] Johnaya: "Well I also really want to suck your cock so there's that too." He let out a chuckle before trying to sit down on the toilet. A few grumbles and smacks of his ass against the stall and he finally managed, sitting down on the cold seat. For good measure he took his boxers and pants off from around his feet and set them on the top of the toilet before wrapping both hands around Trish's cock and stroking. "Wow. Fucking unbelievable."
[3:15:13 PM] Kay: Right? Puberty was like, my best friend ever. *She shivers very slightly at Alex's ministrations. Already a thick bead of pre had built up, but for her that was nothing. All of her dirty underwear had dark dots from precum buildup over the course of her average day.* Don't choke on it, boy. You want to give me head, or should I fuck your throat?
[3:33:28 PM] Johnaya: "I'll bet it was. And you were every cockslut's dream no doubt." Alex licks his lips before pulling one hand away to pinch his ass cheek. "Nope. Definitely not dreaming." He smiles up at her and brings his hand back up to her shaft, briefly poking the crown before cooing at what he sees. "That is a lot of pre. That is just pre right?" With a chuckle he leans forward and licks the very end of her dick, loving the taste on his tongue. "And first we gotta make sure you can fit in my mouth, Trish."
[3:41:41 PM] Kay: Oh yeah, I wouldn't even bother coming out if I wer a premature ejaculator. Just shameful. *She crosses her arms calmly and watched him get to work. His enthusiasm is rather endearing, at least.* Haha well, you're not going to find out by licking it are you? *She sticks out her tongue and presses her tip into his cheek for giggles, smearing a bit of pre on his cheek.*
[3:53:24 PM] Johnaya: "Just figured I'd ask is all and I'm getting on it." He giggled as she prodded his cheek with her cock before he moved his head, mouth only an inch from her tip. With a small moan he leaned forward with an open mouth, looking down to watch her thick crown slip into his mouth. It was a bit of a tight fit but he knew he could manage. His hands go and start to gently stroke her shaft while he slathers her cockhead with his tongue, eyes looking up to see her reactions.
[3:59:24 PM] Kay: Oooh~ *The sides of her mouth curl up and she closes her eyes, trusting Alex has an idea of what to do from here. The hand not on her balls gently lifts up and rests on the side of Alex's head, the standard fare for recieving oral.* So, you like sucking dick? I always sort of thought of it as a chore
[4:03:23 PM] Johnaya: He grinned as best he could with her monstrous cock in his mouth, even if it was only the tip so far. His hands slowly and gently stroke her cock as Alex tries to get it a bit deeper, soon enough finding it pressing against the back of his throat. Of course she asks her question just as he's about to get her deeper, pulling back with a gasp before shrugging. "Eh. I can see where you're coming from but nothing's better then looking up at someone and watching their eyes roll back as they cum." After he finishes speaking he goes right back to sucking her dick, the inches in his mouth getting quite the massage from his tongue.
[4:36:08 PM] Kay: Hoo, have to argue with you, being that person might be better. *Her thumb gently rubs one spot on her partner's head. She has to try pretty hard to resist her urges to both slam her hips forward and pull his head forward. That'd be pretty rude. Every once in a while Trish grunts, the soft tongue doing wonders for her.* Hah, you're pretty good. I think I'm gonna have to get your number before we head out~
[5:33:19 PM] Johnaya: Alex slowly pulls back until the head of her cock is the only thing in his mouth again, popping off briefly to talk with her. "That'd be great. I'd really like to see this cock again." With a lick of his lips her leans forward and licks along the underside of her shaft, reaching the head again and plunging it back into his mouth. It takes only a few seconds for Trish's dick to be pressing against his gullet once more and this time he pushes forward, gulping as he slowly but surely starts to take more inches.
[5:39:27 PM] Kay: Ahh, shit. That's about as far as anybody's gotten... *She trails off when she realizes that he's still shoving it farther down his throat, and seems impressed.* Well. Congrats on the world record! *With Alex pretty clearly good to go she finally manages to get her hand off of his head, and off her own balls, and instead reaches under her shirt to lightly fondle her tits, shivering once again as she squishes her nipples between her fingers.*
[5:42:01 PM] Johnaya: He looked a bit shocked at her comment. He had really figured someone would've at least taken this much before. Maybe the girth got most people but it seems Alex wasn't most people. With a new sense of pride he keeps trying to take her deeper, watching her crotch slowly move towards his face. It feels like ages pass to him but his nose presses against her skin, Alex looking up at her and winking.
[5:47:05 PM] Kay: Hoooly shit, good job, slut. *She lets out a pleased sigh and looks down with a smile.* And without gagging too! Good, that's a total turnoff. *Happily, she makes super short back and forth thrusts against his mouth.* So, how we gonna do this? *Her hand comes back down and grabs the back of his head.* So, you wanna do this at your pace, or mine? *Before he pulls back to answer she feels his throat constrict around her cock head and makes a quiet noise.* You can just point.
[5:49:43 PM] Johnaya: It took him a bit to actually think of how he wanted to do this but figured that she seemed very eager about the blowjob he'd just let her do her thing. He moves a hand to point at her before moving both of his hands to hold onto her ass cheeks, groping them gently in case he needed to move for himself at any point. Not that he didn't expect she was just going to slam against his face.
[6:06:25 PM] Kay: *Surprised, but not displeased, she grins again and tightens her grip on Alex.* Brace yourself~ * *Her pace is merciful at first, drawing about half of her shaft out with each pull and then feeding it right back into Alex's waiting lips. After a little while of this she starts to accelerate, engorged testes swinging back and forth gently with each thrust of her hips. With how low they hang, this means they're swinging beneath Alex's chin pretty soon, and her speed is still increasing.* Ooh, fuck.
[6:22:20 PM] Johnaya: He braces himself as best he can for what was probably a bad decision but damn did he want to feel her cock slamming down his throat. Trish's slow, languid starting movements let him catch his breath easily but it quickly becomes harder though he manages, stifling his gag reflex as best he can. His hands continue to grope and fondle her ass as well, fingers briefly delving between her ass cheeks.
[6:29:52 PM] Kay: Oop! Exploring, are we? *She shrugs inwardly as she finally hits her desired speed, with her pounding just lightly enough not to hurt Alex's pretty face, and her balls swinging up to pat the underside of his chin.* Holy fuuuck, this is /great/. *Her grunting gets a little louder as she goes, since she's never gotten blown all the way before, she seems to be enjoying herself quite a bit.* Ah, I should, nph, mention, we might be here a little while. I won't try to hold it in when I'm getting close, or I'd be fucking your tight little throat for an hour~ *She sounds a little TOO enthusiastic when she says that.*
[6:39:11 PM] Johnaya: The fact that her thrusts were all in rhythm now helped a lot with breathing and also with him doing other things. Alex continues delving between her cheeks until he finds her butthole, gently rubbing a finger against her opening. He looks down at her balls and is thankful they're just slapping his chin and not smacking into his throat or chest somehow. Though he was enjoying this he wishes he could do a bit more but, hey, he should be getting to finger her ass soon enough.
[6:45:55 PM] Kay: *Trish slows down very slightly every thirty seconds or so, for Alex's well being, and starts to pull out farther with each thrust, subequently slowing down a little bit overall. Each drag outwards brings the taste of additional precum, which is rather sweet. Meaning She likes pineapples, and she's on her way to climax.* You'd better not try to get that finger in me without lubing it up somehow, and my ass sweat doesn't count.
[6:48:31 PM] Johnaya: Oh right. He hadn't thought of that. Probably because he was too busy getting his mouth fucked. Quickly he raises his one hand up to her, hoping she realized he was asking her to lick his fingers for assistance. Not that he would care if he doesn't get to finger her ass before she came which she seemed already on her way to. It made him a bit sad that he wasn't going to get this beast up his ass but there was always another time.
[6:54:27 PM] Kay: *She cranes her neck enough to pop his fingers in her mouth, and rolls her eyes amusedly. Both hands move, so instead of the back of his head, she's grabbing him on both sides, giving her slightly better control over her pace and the angle of thrusting. Once they're coated in spit, she pops Alex's fingers out of her mouth.* Hehe, tell you what. Put two fingers in me if you want me to cum all over your face, or just one if you'd prefer I unload in your wonderful little throat. Bottom's choice!
[8:20:54 AM | Edited 8:21:31 AM] Johnaya: He was a bit sad that her cock was currently slamming down his throat otherwise he'd have made a joke about whether or not she meant bottom in the sexual sense or bottom because of his huge ass. There was always later probably. Alex quickly moves his hands back between Trish's ass cheeks, prodding her pucker with his finger. Soon enough he feels his digit pop into her rear and he quickly follows it with a second. He pulls one finger out though and just starts to rub at her pucker with the rest of his fingers, teasing her hole as best he could and hoping the finger in her ass and the prodded let her know that she could cum down his throat but if she pulled out and creamed his face that would be fine too.
[9:32:56 PM] Kay: H-hohh *Trish shivers in response to sudden penetration, not particularly slowing down. A few minutes pass before her cock finally starts twitching in Alex's throat, and she shudders a little. Completely unable to figure out what Alex was trying to convey, she makes a split second decision and rams herself balls deep into him, holding herself there while sizable globs of cum spill out of her dick. She holds him there longer than would be expected, mostly just quietly grunting while biting her lip. Finally after cumming long enough for 2 of a lesser person's orgasms, she sighs happily and pulls out, letting her erection flop onto Alex's face, still actually spurting a few more thick loads right onto it.* W-whew.
[9:38:46 PM] Johnaya: Alex gagged for a brief moment when she rammed herself forward but quickly caught himself, gulping around her shaft to try and help. His finger thrust in and out of her hole as that was the only thing he could do, looking up to see the bliss on Trish's face. Of course he quickly realizes that she's cumming for quite a long time and looks down at her pulsing balls, waiting for them to stop or for her to pull out. Once she 'finished up' her cock covered most of his face but ended up spurting a few ropes into his hair. It wasn't the first time that'd happened but it was still annoying. "W-wow. That was really fucking intense."
[10:10:35 PM] Kay: Haha yeah, it can be. *With another happy sigh she pats her warm wet dick against Alex's face, making quiet "splap" noises.* That was really great, I might just return the favor later for how good that was~ *Her expression becomes predatorial. Well, more than it is by default.* Noooow~ I believe I had unfinished business with your bountiful rear end?
[10:16:38 PM] Johnaya: It took Alex a few seconds to realize that, hey, Trish's cock was still rock hard. He pulled back a bit and wrapped both his hands around her shaft and gave it a few strokes, gawking pretty intensely. "Holy shit you're still hard. Jesus. You're going to ruin my ass aren't you?" He said that in a way that sounded both excited and a little apprehensive.
[10:28:48 PM] Kay: *Her giggle is the closest thing she's come to cute all night.* I DO know how to be gentle, even if only by request. If you're nervous, we can take it slow. Maybe even go to my place and relax first if you want? *She shrugs. Her size being an issue isn't completely new to her, so she's relaxed about the hints of nervousness in his voice.* It's all your call.
[10:31:09 PM] Johnaya: He just sit there and blinks for a few moments, still running his hands along her wet shaft. "Well. If you think you can get this behemoth back into your clothes then sure we can go back to your place. There a reason you're still hard? I thought I did pretty good on that blowjob." Luckily he's managed to calm down a bit from thinking she was sort of unstoppable sex machine. Not that her being that would bother him at all.
[10:36:00 PM] Kay: That blowjob was amazing, actually. You do know that girls can keep going after they cum, right? I might have a rather prominent cunt destroyer between my legs, but I'm still a girl. Technically. *She seems amused by his confusion.* But if you're still not convinced the head took, we can totally try it again. *Her elbow lightly nudges him before she gestures over to the sinks.* Might want to wash my spooge off your face before we go.
[10:39:57 PM] Johnaya: "I figured I was going to end up blowing you on the way to your house honestly." Alex nodded as she nudged him, standing up and stepping out of the stall. Of course he didn't put on his pants so he just ends up going to the sinks to wash his face off, bountiful booty directly in front of the stall Trish was in. If that wasn't bad enough he scoops a bit of the cum off his face before cleaning off the rest, letting out a pleased hum. "Damn are you delicious."
[10:45:21 PM | Edited 10:46:55 PM] Kay: Oh man, if the taxi driver lets us, can you please? *She gets a little giddy at the thought of more head but keeps it inside. When she turns to walk out of the stall she nearly stumbles at the sight.* Fucking hell girl, you are not helping with the boner situation. *Did she just refer to him as girl? Eh, he'll probably take it as an affectionate referral to his sexiness.* I pump out a lot of this shit for a fair number of people, so I have a diet to make it as tasty as possiible. *After wiping her shaft off, she simply pulls up and zips up, her hardon 100% vsible through her shorts. She does not care.*
[10:50:46 PM] Johnaya: He mockingly glares at her before wiggling his ass, finally realizing he wasn't wearing pants. "Oh I thought you drove here? Hmm. I'm sure we can manage to keep it secret. You're pretty huge so I doubt I'd need to hunch all the way over to suck you off. Oh and mind toying me my clothes?" For the moment he didn't bring up her calling him girl though he didn't care, he was just going to tease her about it. The sight of her python obscenely bulging her shorts though makes him twist his legs, his butt cheeks wobbling from the movement.
[11:03:17 PM] Kay: *She tosses the clothes so they land on top of his ass, mentally giving herself a few points for a perfect shot. While she waits for him to redress, she leans on the counter next to him.* Naw, I actually lost my license a while ago for getting caught recieving road head. Should be getting it back soon. And it might be risky doing it in a cab. Shoving my meat pole into your maw repeatedly isn't exactly silent. Oh, here, while I'm thinking about it. *She rifles through her wallet and hands him a little scrap of paper with her number on it, and her full name, Trishana Blanche.* Since I like you so much.
[11:06:51 PM] Johnaya: A smile crept onto his face as she pulled that out, quickly taking the clothes off his ass cheeks and slipping them on. Of course that meant he had to bend over, giving Trish another excellent view of his ass. But once he got them on he was bolt upright, eagerly taking the note and slipping it into his pocket. "Thanks. I'll, uh, send you a text or something when we get to your house so you know my number too." He kept smiling gently at her before looking down at the over-engorged bulge in her shorts. "You going to be okay with that?"
[11:09:49 PM] Kay: *She looks down, then shrugs.* If we don't attend to it in the next hour or so it'll start to go away. I'm not worried about it. *She completely misses the point of his question and just leads him out of the room, and towards the door.* Sorry you didn't get to take in the sights and sounds of the club, but we simply had more pressing issues, hehe.
[11:12:18 PM] Johnaya: "Yeah, yeah. Always next time. You know in case you come here and need a booty call or something." He giggled as he followed close behind her, not wanting to lose her in the crowded room. Of course if he did he just needed to look for the gal sporting a huge erection. That should be easy to spot.
[11:16:28 PM] Kay: *When a couple people get between them she grabs his arm to help.* Be careful, a twink like you would get demolished in here. Is that still an okay thing to say, twink? Eh, I dunno. Come on. *They get outside and she starts hailing a taxi, very slowly migrating down the street while doing so.* You wanna stop on the way back for anything?
[11:20:28 PM] Johnaya: His head twisted around, trying to catch a good look at everything before they left. Once she grabs his arm he eagerly hooks his in hers, walking alongside her. "Yeah twink's fine. I've gotten called it quite a few times and it's hard to really argue, heh. And nah I'm kind of full for obvious reasons. If you wanna stop for something though go ahead." He moved a little closer to her as they walked, mainly just to keep warm and because it was comfortable.
[5/15/2015 11:39:19 PM] Kay: I meant like, condoms, or sexy panties, but nah, I'm not hungry either. *A cab finally stops for them, and it doesn't take long for them to get in and be on their way.* So, Alex. that short for Alexander? Or, based on your pretty face I'd say Alexis. *She snickers.* Or is it just Alex, like some people do nowadays?
[11:05:15 AM] Johnaya: "I should've figured that's what you wanted to stop for, heh. And no it's just Alex." As they sat in the cab he inched closer to Trish until eventually he was leaning against her, his hip pressing against hers. His hand rested gently on her thigh as he waited for the ride to be over. Hopefully she didn't live too far away but if she did at least he got to rest a bit before she pounds his ass.
[4:40:23 PM] Kay: *Her arm idly goes around his shoulder, since he's so close anyways. It's only a five minute drive this late at night, and she pays out to the driver in front of a pretty average looking apartment building.* Welcome to casa de trish. Come on. *She leads them in with little fanfare and takes them to the elevator*
[5:03:23 PM] Johnaya: "Wow so you own the whole building? Impressive." He said that jokingly as he followed behind her into the elevator. For a brief moment he thought about groping her crotch but remembered that elevators tend to have cameras. Wouldn't want to risk getting her evicted or something.
[5:34:01 PM] Kay: No, but I do have what was once three separate apartments on the fifth floor. It's a pretty sweet pad. * When the door opens on her floor she pats Alex's butt happily and gets right to unlocking her door, which is right by the elevator shaft.* Come on in. *The place is pretty big, and well lit, with a big tv and a bar visible from the doorway.*
[6:30:26 PM] Johnaya: Alex looks amazed as he steps into her apartment, mouthing 'Wow.' as he looks around. He makes his way over to the bar first because he wanted to check out her collection. That and he figured he'd tease her a bit by sitting on one of the stools, his ass cheeks completely covering the cushy seat. "Pretty amazing. I didn't know I was going to be get banged by a rich chick."
[6:45:57 PM] Kay: Heh, I have rich parents, and I do their accounting so they have an excuse to give me a big salary instead of just spoiling me. *She rolls her eyes at him, sitting at the bar as well and pouring herself a vodka tonic.* So drinks are on the house. Not like I need to licquor you up though, you're already literally asking for it. Heh.
[6:48:15 PM] Johnaya: "No but it's nice so thank you." With a chuckle he reaches over the bar and mixing himself a drink or at least tries to. Once he realizes he can't actually reach what he wanted to get he just sighs and goes behind the counter, making his drink, then coming back to the front. "Being short sucks some times."
[7:00:52 PM] Kay: You're not THAT short. And besides, it means you get to be the little spoon when you cuddle, right? *She pauses to take a sip.* Well, that's probably the second reason. Anyways. *Another sip.* How do you wanna do this? You seemed nervous, so we can take it as slow as you'd like.
[7:03:48 PM] Johnaya: "I was nervous cause you pulled out the biggest cock ever on me! But now I'm mostly mellowed out, heh. Probably the booze helping with that." Alex swirled his drink in his hand before putting it down and spinning on the stool to face Trish better. "What was your idea for doing this? Just bending me over the bar and pounding my ass? Cause that doesn't sound too bad." He chuckled and flashed her a wink. "I'd definitely be open to some place softer though."
[7:07:17 PM] Kay: I'd like to bed you, but. *Trish bites her lip and unzips her fly.* I'm so fuckin' hard that it's sorta hurting. So bend over, slut. *Happy to be picking the vulgar language back up, she spanks the part of his ass spilling over the stool and goes off to grab lube, apparently having some in the table by her couch.* How do you feel about another rimjob before I lube you up for real?
[7:10:20 PM] Johnaya: Alex bites his lip as he sees her cock again, squirming in the chair before yelping a bit at her spank. If he didn't know any better it looked like her cock had gotten even bigger. Probably the fact it's been surging with blood and on edge for the past twenty minutes or so. Before she made it back to the bar he already managed to get his trousers off and bend over the bar, reaching back and spreading his ass cheeks apart. "Another rimjob would be much appreciated, heh."
[7:12:48 PM] Kay: *Licking her lips, Trish sets the lube down rather forcefully on the bar and dives right in, tongue reaching as deep as it can into his asshole before she swirls it around and starts to lick at every possible spot she can reach, essentially fucking him with her tongue. Her appreciative groans only serve as a reminder of how much she seems to thoroughly enjoy eating ass.*
[10:40:48 AM] Johnaya: Gasping and moaning was all he could do at the moment other then hold his cheeks open to assist her. "F-fucking hell. Feels like I'm gonna have trouble sitting down just from your tongue." His legs shivered and shook as she kept up her eager work. Thankfully he had something to lean on again otherwise he'd probably end up on the floor with his ass in the air. Which given Trish was still rock hard after cumming once there was no telling what other positions they might end up doing.
[8:28:58 PM] Kay: *She inadvertantly laughs into his butt as she works. While rimming him, she grabs the lube which is barely within her reach and unzips her shorts. When she pulls down her boxer shorts her dong springs free in an almost comical fashion, allowing her to start spreading lube along the shaft by essentially jerking herself off.*
[8:43:55 PM] Johnaya: He could've sworn he felt the air woosh out of the way as her cock was freed from its confines. The wet sound of her slathering her shaft in lube made him shudder in anticipation, feeling a few drops splash against his calves. So excited he gets that he starts to grind his ass a bit more forcefully against Trish's face, trying to get her tongue even deeper inside of himself.
[8:49:39 PM] Kay: nnmg! *She grunts as she continues to attack his rear. An idea strikes her and after getting her palms lubed up she moves Alex's hands out of the way to replace them, massaging his ass cheeks and making them slick and shiny with lubricant. She idly wonders if he's liable to climax from this, and if it's a good idea to let him since he considered the ability to keep going surprising.*
[10:59:42 AM] Johnaya: A shiver passes through him as she coats his ass in the cold fluid, glancing back to watch his rear become shinier and shinier. Soon enough his massive pale cheeks glistening in the light of her apartment. Since his hands were moved from his ass he doesn't have much else to do other than reach forward and start to play with his cock, moaning gently as he strokes himself. "F-fuck. I'm getting close, Trish. Just, mm, keep doing your thing."
[4:23:18 PM] Kay: You good for more than one go? *She cocks an eyebrow (even though he wouldn't see it) before getting back into the rimjob, giving him a light spank once in a while. Otherwise her hands roam and grope on Alex's smooth ass cheeks, until she decides to press them next to either side of his asshole and pull it from both, for the hell of it.*
[5:28:00 PM] Johnaya: "Y-yeah. I should be. Fuck. And if not I bet you slamming into my ass will set me off again." Alex licked his lips and kept stroking himself off, letting out a few, pleased coos. Feeling Trish's fingers wiggle into his pucker and tug it apart made his eyes go wide. A shudder went through him as he slowed down his hands movement, not wanting to cum just yet. "W-warn me next time. Nearly blasted the underside of your bar."
[9:38:28 PM] Kay: Go ahead, you wouldn't be the first. *With a mock smooch to his hole she brings her mouth away for just a few moments, instead suckling on his balls while her thumbs are replaced by a middle finger pumping in and out of his pucker. Once she's satisfied, she switches them, fondly caressing his nuts while her tongue once again delves his depths enthusiastically. Her attempt to say "Cum for me, baby" comes out as* Gomphr mmmmmm.
[11:57:21 AM] Johnaya: Alex gnaws and bites his bottom lip as Trish continues to enthusiastically work his hole. It takes only half a minute more of his stroking and her tongue work for him to cum, his pucker clenching around her tongue as his hips buck, cheeks flexing around her head. "F-fuck~!" While nowhere near as copious as Trish's load he does let out a good amount, five or so full spurts before he just starts to let out a few weak streams against her bar.
[3:09:57 PM] Kay: Mm. *If she hadn't been hard already, watching and hearing that would have done it. Once she's certain he's finished, she pulls off with another goodbye smooch, followed by a firm spank as she stands up.* Shit, babe, that was hot~ *She presses her cock into Alex's asscrack and grabs him by both hips.* You sure you're good to go? I can practically hear your legs shaking. *While she speaks she grinds her rod against the ass in question, and prods him too gently to enter when she finishes.*
[3:58:08 PM] Johnaya: "Y-yeah. I'm fine. Having an ass this fine means you're ready for someone to pound your for an hour or two. Mm by which I mean cumming once doesn't mean I'm done." Alex turned to smile at her to prove he was still coherent enough for this. Even if his legs were shaking quite a bit from having just cum. His eyes bugged out a bit at seeing her cock again, whistling and licking his lips. "Goddamn. Did that monster get bigger since I last saw it?"
[8:17:28 PM] Kay: If only. Maybe it's the better lighting. *She starts to prod at his ass, preparing for their main event.* Like I said, I'm gonna start off gentle so you can get used to it. I wouldn't want to leave a bad taste in your mouth. Or your butt. *With that she pops in the head of her cock, which rolls her foreskin back. With practiced motions she slooowly moves a tiny portion below the head in and out, getting the hole warmed up to the sudden girth.*
[8:15:25 PM] Johnaya: "Oh don't worry too much. I doubt you'll turn me off that dick of yours. Now whether or not I can sit down after we're done is a different matter." Alex chuckled and licked his lips, staring back at Trish as she prodded his ass. So close to feeling that monster inside of his butt. It almost caught him offguard when her crown popped into his ring, a sharp gasp coming from him. "Mm. Fuck that feels so thick."
[4:42:34 PM] Kay: Isn't it? Part of the difficulty in finding a capable fuck. You don't seem to be having a problem with it though, huh? *She resumes spearing his ass, using a combination of her hips and her hands to pull them together, each inch of thick flesh sliding in smoothly but still feeling like a stretch. Its owner coos happily.* Dayumn, you sure you're a slut? Feels like a fresh hole, and so soft. *She caresses his hips and the upper parts of his ass cheeks. Eventually she hits a point where it's difficult to continue, with a few inches left.* Mh, there it is. *She begins gyrating her hips calmly, to help push past the point of contention without hurting Alex, repeatedly poking and prodding without enough force to break or bend anything inside him.*
[6:07:02 PM] Johnaya: "N-not as many problems as I would've thought. My ass is, fuck, feeling way stuffed though." Alex bites his lip and iadvertantly slams his fist on Trish's bar, balling his fist against it. True enough his asshole does continue to stretch and accommodate its gargantuan visitor. For what felt like hours Alex chewed at his lip as inches slid deeper and deeper inside of him, feeling a bit short of breathe by the time he feels Trish's cock stop pushing. "I d-didn't know guys could bottom out. Fuck." The hand not currently digging into the bar shakily moves its way down to Alex's belly, a twitch of amazement going through him as he feels the huge bulge her cock was making in his midriff.
[6:48:59 PM] Kay: Oh yeah, although I gotta say, I got much farther than I usually do. You mess around with toys or something? *Slowly but surely, Alex's colon gives way to extra millimeters of her length, less than three inches still left to bury. She can feel the stretch she's making in his tummy and gets a teeny swell of pride.* Tell me if it hurts. *With a grunt she presses a little harder, trying to speed up the process.*
[6:52:20 PM] Johnaya: "Fuck~. Hurts in a good way." An airy giggle came from his as her recent push makes his head hang forward, hand still grabbing at the bar. "And I told you I was a slut, heh. Guess it's just, mm, natural." His other hand rubs at her cock through his belly, Alex idly wondering exactly how much of that she could feel. Given he could basically feel each throb and pulse on his hand he assumed she could basically feel his fingerprints.
[7:04:04 PM] Kay: Wah-ell then. *Shrugging with a smirk, she grinds for a moment before humping into him a couple times, managing to bury most of the remaining length in short order.* This WILL hurt. *Tightening her grip of Alex's hips, she forcibly hilts herself despite all protests from her partner's intestines. Here she hold herself, wanting the colon in question to adjust to her so she wouldn't be pushing it back with every thrust.*
[7:06:17 PM] Johnaya: Alex let out a sharp yelp and slammed both of his hands onto the bar now, twitching gently as Trish sat there hilted in his ass. He could feel his insides stretched around her monolithic cock. The pain was quite intense for a few moments but slowly subsided to just a dull throb every few seconds to coincide with her heart beat. "Jesus f-fuck."
[7:09:26 PM] Kay: You okay? *She gently rubs at his right ass cheek before giving it a light pat, enjoying the small jiggles she causes.* We're almost done with the uh, "foreplay" here, so I can finally fuck you senseless in just a moment. I know you've been looking forward to it. *Her hands continue to roam over the delightfully smooth skin on Alex's derriere as she thinks about what's to come.*
[10:22:32 PM] Johnaya: "Fuck yeah I have. My ass is going to hate me in the morning though." He gave a little chuckle and grit his teeth as she kept pushing forward. At least after this there shouldn't be any problems if they decided to fuck again. Hopefully. Though feeling her rearrange his insides again would be 'fun'. Since he wasn't doing much other than just standing there and hoping not to pass out or something he starts to try and flex his insides around her shaft to try and stimulate her more.
[8:19:42 PM] Kay: Mostly your stomach I imagine. *Amused by his attempt to assist, she gives an appreciative spank to the cheek she hasn't slapped as much. Calmly, she starts to make very short pumps, only an inch seeing any light, but with the passage seeming to get accomodated pretty quickly, she starts to accelerate little by little.* Mmmm damn, been too long since I've tried a new hole. Yours is /seriously/ nice, Alex.
[10:54:55 PM] Johnaya: "My ass, my stomach. It feels like your cock's in both of them right now so it doesn't matter much." He gave a little yelp at the slap to his ass, sighing and wiggling his butt a bit. "You keep slapping and it won't matter how hard you fuck me. My ass'll be sore regardless." With a little chuckle he tried to move a bit to match her movements, gasping every time she pressed on his insides. "Mm. Thanks. Bet it's the first time in a while the base of that monster touched someone's insides right?"
[1:47:28 AM] Kay: Ohhh yeah, been way too long. *Leaning forward, her hands slide up to Alex's shoulders to support her new angle as she starts to really get into it, pulling about half of her bitch breaker out of him each thrust, and each thrust now making a firm slap against her new fucktoy. She grunts happily as she speaks.* MNGH, how's that feel, slut!? *Her pace isn't particularly regulated, but she's got a lot of fervor*
[1:24:36 PM] Johnaya: Alex just panted and moaned as she started to "gently" work his ass, her balls and hips rhythmically slapping against his plump ass. Speaking of those hanging orbs they still felt just as full as when he and Trish first started playing around, Alex biting his lip as he wondered how full she was going to make his ass feel when she came. As if she wasn't already testing his limits. "Mm, fuck, feels damn good~. Hurts a bit but in a good way."
[8:24:53 PM] Kay: *Finally she manages to get her hips pumping at a regular pace so she seems less out of control, and more like she's composed. Although it doesn't help that she's groaning and hissing out breaths through her teeth.* Oooh, fuck this is tight. I can't wait to fill you up, baby. *She was definitely going at this ass more than once.*
[3:25:13 PM] Johnaya: "Mm, god I can't wait to feel you fill me up either." Since the displeasure had subsided a bit more Alex moves one of his hands away from the bar. For a rief moment he strokes his shaft but figures it would probably be better if he helped Trish, reaching a hand back and pulling at one of his cheeks, hopefully letting her get just a bit deeper inside of him. "Come on, Trish~. Fuck me harder." He was probably going to regret saying that later but he didn't care right now.
[3:45:01 PM] Kay: *She actually slows down a little for a moment after that, pressing her soft chest against Alex's back. Her arms gently trail along his body until they've wrapped around his abdomen, and she whispers sensually in his ear.* If you wish~ *Instantly she starts to pound him like a jackhammer, each thrust short but powerful enough to be heard across the room. Her big cushiony sack slaps against his, and her hips spank him hard enough to cause noticable ripples. If they weren't braced already he'd be sliding forward with each hilting. She continues to whisper, barely audible over their sex.* That better, bitch?~
[3:58:25 PM] Johnaya: Alex couldn't help but let out a little squeak as she started to slam into his ass, gritting his teeth. The sounds of her nuts and hips slapping into his was nearly deafening though he wasn't sure if that was just because of how fast she was going or how much blood was rushing to his head. It took him a bit to even respond to her comment, too focused on not flopping onto the bar. "F-fuck. Y-yeah."
[4:45:22 PM] Kay: Such a nice fucking ass, mmn! *Her grunting returns, audible only to her partner, whereas other things were probably audible above and below. Her neightbors should be used to it.* Tell me how much you love my cock, slut. Tell me. *Unbeknownst to them, her rate of precum is starting to ramp up in preparation for her big finish. Plumbing the deepest depths of Alex's bowels, she will likely end up despositing directly into his stomach.*
[4:55:12 PM] Johnaya: No doubt there was probably already a little bulge in his belly from all the pre-cum she was gushing into him, Alex's insides feeling incredibly warm. He kept gritting his teeth as he pulled his hand back, slapping his own ass before pulling at his cheek again. "I love your fucking cock so much~. It's the best I ever had, mm. Come on. Fuck me harder." More words he'd regret later but with how nice this felt he could deal with an ice pack or two for a few hours.
[5:22:57 PM] Kay: *Harder? Not sure if she could actually go any harder, she gives the nape of Alex's neck a gentle nipping before standing, coaxing him to rise with her due to being wrapped around his midriff. From here she has just enough extra hip power to increase the frequency of her thrusts, with the same veracity as before.* That enough for you, you cock hungry little thing? *She grunts directly into his ear, feeling her balls start to brew the beginning of her upcoming orgasm.* You want me to cum inside you right? Paint your guts with my seed? MmnNg~
[8:12:59 PM] Johnaya: "Yes, yes, yes~! Fuck me, Trish. Fill my ass with your cum!" Alex yelled out, probably eliciting more minor complaints from Trish's neighbors. Not that he cared. He just wanted that dick. He moaned and panted as she kept slamming into his ass, toes curling against the floor, his own cock twitching and leaking a bit of pre-cum.
[11:40:32 PM] Kay: Well, since you begged.*It takes another minute of her slamming into him and whispering various vulgarities about the both of them before she finally makes it to orgasm, dick becoming painfully hard as her balls contract and she starts to deposit inside of him. She can feel her own spooge build up, blocked by her shaft, making for a delightful, if sticky, warm feeling.* Ngh, fu-hu-huck~ *She slams into him and holds there to ride out the latter half of her orgasm, until finally she has no more to give.*
[1:38:48 PM] Johnaya: Alex screams out in bliss as he feels his insides heat up from her sticky payload, slumping over a bit in her arms. His tongue lolled from his mouth as he just sat there, moaning at the continuing orgasm, the thickness of her dick stretching him so nicely. It was hard to focus on any one thing right now. "G-good god yes~." One of his hands languidly moves to rub at his belly, finding it had ballooned a bit from all the cum and pre-cum she was dumping into him.
[12:08:28 AM] Kay: Oh jesus. *She leans in and gently kisses his cheek, somehow still making it a dominant gesture with her demeanor.* Fuck. Babe, that was definitely the hardest I've ever cum in my life. *Her hands slowly trail to Alex's hips and grab hold firmly as she slowly begins to thrust once more, making loud squelching noises.* I didn't break you did I? That'd be a shame, I still have more to give. *Then quietly she whispers.* You're feeling okay, right? Nothing hurt?
[6:00:35 PM] Johnaya: It takes him a second to respond, just running in his mind how much jizz she just pumped into him. "D-don't think anything's broken. I know I feel really full though." He gave an airy chuckle as his head hung downwards, a brief sigh coming from him. He still tried to help her feel even better, anus flexing around her shaft. Of course that could just be a reactionary thing from such a huge thing slamming into him. "Can't believe you're ready for more, heh. Guess my ass is that good."
[7:28:06 PM | Edited 7:28:13 PM] Kay: Are /you/ ready for more? *She gives him a light spank.*Baby, I wanna hit this ass all night but I don't wanna tucker you out. You can empty if you want. *She points to the bathroom, just down the hallway* Because lord knows I have at least one more of these in me. *Reaching around to sensuously rub Alex's bellyful of cum, she "Mmm~"s happily.*
[9:24:05 PM] Johnaya: He thought for a moment before nodding, grinning weakly at her. "Yeah. I think so. If not then, you know, just pull out when I ask and cover my butt with the rest okay?" The hand on his belly was quite soothing, Alex sighing blissfully. He gives a little wiggle to his hips after a few seconds, asshole still basically stroking off Trish's cock. "Get back to humping, babe~."
[9:27:20 PM] Kay: *With a grunt she does just that, getting right into it immediatly.* You don't have to tell me *SMACK* twice~ *Alex's ass jigles with each of her forward movements, leaving light red marks.* Wanna move this to my bed? I'm afraid of pinning you to the floor if this gets much bigger. * She pats tenderly with the hand still on his stomach. Her left hand also sneaks to his front and fondles his balls.*
[9:15:36 PM] Johnaya: Alex just lets out a ragged breath through his teeth, nodding to Trish as she starts to fondle his front. "Mm that'd probably be for the best. And after you're done I can just lay there and let my butt rest. It's worked hard tonight. It deserves it." He chuckles airily and wiggles his dangling legs, his feet touching against Trish's shins. "Guess we're gonna like fuck-walk over there right? Cause I don't think either of us wants you to take out your cock."
[11:23:34 PM | Edited 11:23:37 PM] Kay: Hhhhuh, didn't think about that. If only you were taller. You're cute at your height though. You know what? *She stumbles a little towards her couch, than spins halway around and flops down onto her couch, Alex coming with her.* OOf! This works well enough. And you can even turn to face me if you'd like. Up to you~ *She'd figure out what to do either way. For now she enjoys the warmth of the massive cheeks pressed against her tummy.*
[5:31:11 AM] Johnaya: Alex grits his teeth again as he's slammed onto Trish's crotch, letting out a small squeak as she rams even deeper inside of him. For a few moments he just sat there, breathing heavily, before starting to gently gyrate his hips, ass cheeks pressed into his lover's crotch and belly. "Mm. For the, hah, moment I'll just keep like this. Not sure turning myself with this thing inside me would be good." He gives a little pat to the lump travelling up his belly, figuring it'd be better not to mess with his insides any more.
[10:42:18 AM | Edited 10:42:39 AM] Kay: "With the pounding and filling I've been giving you, I think you'd have to go a size up to do any damage at this point. But if you say so." *Grabbing Alex's hips, she slides a little so her ass is on the very edge of the cushion, letting Alex sit flat(ish, with those bountiful cheeks). After a few moments of small gyrations, Trish gets back into it. Her hands lift her boy toy a few inches up while her hips pull backwards into the cushion, then both are pulled back towards each other until she's hilted in him again. Certain he'd be feeling a little abused, she fucks him hard but not fast, for now.* Mn, from here I get to watch your fat ass jiggle while I fuck it~
[11:01:46 AM] Johnaya: "Probably but better not to risk it right?" Alex moaned as Trish's hips slammed against his ass, cheeks bouncing up and down, clapping on occasion. To give her a better show or at least let her see her cock slide into him he reached back and pulled his cheeks apart as he bounced on her. "Mm fuck is this good~." HIs head lolled a bit on his shoulders before he let go of his cheeks, bountiful booty clapping around Trish's shaft. To tease her a bit more he moved one of his hands down between his legs and fondled at her swinging balls.
[11:08:11 AM] Kay: God, I fucking /love/ *She coincides "love" with a particularly hard smack of her hips against his ass* This ass. I might not actually last long round two. *She smiles inwardly as she feels his hands on her huge testes, although her actual mouth is doing something more akin to gritting her teeth as she speeds up a little.* You're going to look so pregnant after this~
[11:11:35 AM] Johnaya: "Round three but who cares? It's great and I'm lovin' every second~." With another loud moan he starts to bounce a bit harder on her crotch but soon stops, sitting still. Before that ended up being an annoyance to himself or to Trish he got up off her cock and turned around, planting himself back on it and riding her even faster. Might as well let her see his belly swell too right? "Come on then~. Give me a nice, plump cum gut, Trish."
[11:19:02 AM] Kay: *Astounded that he didn't dump cum everywhere, Trish groans happily as Alex takes control. Her hands idly move to his legs since she's not moving him anymore while she simply rides out the pleasure. Her eyelids flutter a little every now and then, and she seems to be focused on the partial swelling she's already given him.* Fuck, that's so hot. I'm fucking close, are you ready slut?
[9:33:03 AM] Johnaya: "About as ready as I can be." He kept slamming his hips up and down her shaft, moaning on occasion. It wasn't hard to feel that cock swelling up inside of him again as she neared cumming, Alex leaning forward to kiss her on the cheek and pant in her ear. "Come on, babe. Fill my ass up nice and good~. I wanna feel you gushing inside me so bad."
[11:05:45 AM] Kay: Uuagh fuck fuuuck *Trish makes something akin to a small whining noise before grabbing Alex's head and pressing their lips together, then moaning so loud it makes both of their lips vibrate. As she makes out with him, smaller moans ensuing, she slams her hips upwards and starts to gush cum into his belly, slooowly adding cup after cup to what's already in there. After a few seconds of making out she pulls back and quickly moves her hands to both his hips and his stomach. Her eyelids are mostly screwed shut while she cums (hard) but she manages to blink them open every once in a while to watch him swell a little with each shot. By the time she's done his swollen cum gut is pressing against her torso, and she makes a sigh of sexual relief and satisfaction that makes it sound like she's been built up for decades.* Holy... FUCK, Alex! *She gyrates her hips lightly against his ass, although she can feel herself getting flaccid slowly* Mmn, are you okay? because that was god damn amazing. *Panting, she rubs his massively swollen belly and feels how soft it is, as well as appreciating all the feeling of the cum sloshing and squishing around in there.*
[11:16:01 AM] Johnaya: Alex grit his teeth once more as she kept slamming into him but was caught offguard by her sudden kiss, eyes going wide before suddenly closing, eagerly making out with her. He definitely knew what was coming next given the erratic thrusts and constant moaning. Not to mention that shaft of hers swelling up even thicker than before. And true enough he got what he wished for, feeling what he could've sworn were gallons of jizz firing into his ass, his belly rapidly bloating up with all of it. He lost focus during the process and just absentmindedly smooched Trish, letting out a deep sigh as she pulls back. His head hung low for a few seconds before he picked it up, nodding slowly at her. "Yeah. I think so anyway." His breathing was a bit heavy, both from the heavy pounding and from the weight of his gut now. "Question is are you doin' okay? That had to have been pretty intense."
[11:26:02 AM] Kay: I'm /awesome/. I feel ten pounds lighter. Or more, probably. *She giggles as she lightly pats Alex's tummy.* It's a shame you'll digest this eventually, this is pretty sexy. And heavy. *She bends over to kiss it lightly, then kisses him on the face again.* This was amazing, slut. We gotta spend more time together~
[11:29:25 AM] Johnaya: "Heh glad to hear then." Hearing her comments about his stomach made him blush, chuckling a bit and causing it to bounce more. "Well luckily for you I think we'll get to spend a few days together at least. I really doubt I'm gonna go through all this any time soon." He gave a little pat to his stomach and groaned as it jiggled gently.
[11:33:13 AM] Kay: Hehe, right, I just hope I got it deep enought that it doesn't all spill on my floor. *Speaking of which, she rolls her hips backward slowly until the head of her cock pops out wetly, the tip still dripping with her viscuous cream.* I'd ask if you were hungry, but. *She grins.* How about I put on a movie and we do some post coitus cuddling?
[11:36:20 AM] Johnaya: "Sure. Sounds like fun to me. You got anything to like, uh, make sure I won't leak? Like a buttplug or something." He didn't dare to move before she said anything, fearing sloshing around his gut would cause him to start leaking. "Oh and do tell me if you get horny while we're watching something. I ain't opposed to sucking you off again~."
[11:40:05 AM] Kay: Well aren't you just increasingly lovable! *Snickering, she slips out from underneath him and returns with a canine dildo sporting an impressive knot.* Somehow my plug is dirty, so this is the best I got. * Prodding the shaft of it into his butt, it slips in cleanly up until the knot, which is not quite as stretching as her shaft due to not being round, but still takes a little bit of teasing to slowly starts to push it in, until suddenly it pops.* There we go.
[11:49:50 AM] Johnaya: Alex groaned as she started to push the dildo into his ass, letting out a sharp gasp as it literally popped into him. "Yeah. Somehow." He gave a little chuckle as he stood up from the couch, needing to rebalance himself a few times so as not to fall over. "Goddamn is this heavy. This a normal load for you or what?"
[11:51:26 AM] Kay: Not at all, I've never cum even close to that much before. *She pecks him on the cheek and supports his stomach with one hand, swelling stomach flesh squishing around her fingers.* I guess you bring the best out of me~
[11:54:03 AM] Johnaya: "Guess so, heh. Glad we ended up meeting each other tonight then. Can't imagine you having to deal with all this jizz by yourself." To tease her a bit he puts both his hands on his swollen belly and gives it a jiggle, cum audibly sloshing around inside of him. He giggled and pulled his hands back, belly still moving about gently. "So what sorta movie were we gonna watch?"
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1. How many pairs of converse shoes do you own?
Just one now, but I used to have a few.
2. Any other names your parents planned to give you?
My mom has said before she thought of Jesse for a boy.
3. Are you hot?
No.
4. Which is the most beautiful place you know?
One of my favorite beach areas.
5. What do you work with?
Work with what?
6. Five everyday essentials you never leave the house without?
My phone, wallet, hand sanitizer, mask, and my medicine (if I’m going to be gone awhile).
7. Have you ever hit an animal with your car?
I don’t drive.
8. Favorite ride at the amusement park?
A great majority of the rides at Disneyland.
9. Favorite beauty essential in your bathroom cabinet?
I don’t have one, it’s been a few years since I’ve worn any makeup.
10. Do you have many followers on your tumblr?
This blog has 900.
11. Do you tan easily?
I did as a kid, but that could be because I actually used to spend a significant amount of time outside back then. Now, the only time I spend a lot of time outside is if I go to the beach, but it’s not a guarantee I’ll get a tan. Sometimes I’ll get a little tan.
12. Are you expecting something in the mail?
No.
13. Do you inspire others?
I’m not inspirational.
14. Favorite dessert:
Cheesecake, brownies, shortbread or sugar cookies, donuts, cupcakes, muffins.
15. What do you collect?
Giraffe stuffed animals and knickknacks, Baby Yoda/Grogu stuff, and it also seems I have a throw pillow collection going on (I have like 8 right now).
16. Do you like cats?
Sure.
17. Are you healthy?
No.
18. Have you ever been out of state?
I’ve only been to 3 other states outside my own.
19. Can you always blame your acts on that you were just too drunk?
No, considering I haven’t drank alcohol in 8 years. I’m a sober mess.
20. Three things you try to avoid as much as possible:
Talking about politics, being hot, and confrontation.
21. How many times have you been overseas?
Zero.
22. Do you use to have someone in mind when shopping for underwear?
Yeah, myself and what I find comfortable.
23. Number of jeans in your closet:
I keep them in my dresser, but I think 4. I got rid of some to make room in my dresser. I haven’t worn jeans in over 3 years, so.
24. What accent do you have?
A California one. It’s weird to me to say I have an accent cause I don’t feel like I do, like it’s not something identifiable or sounds like anything lol I don’t know. It’s not like someone from Boston, New York or from the south.
25. Where would you like to live?
Somewhere with cooler weather, actual falls and winters, and bearable summers (not long and miserable like ours).
26. Do you follow fashion?
Nah.
27. Do you have a big butt?
I have no butt. ha. No cush in the tush.
28. Your worst job nightmare is:
I haven’t had a job.
29. Who's the coolest rapper in the world?
Some that I like are Megan thee Stallion, Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Post Malone, Dababy, Roddy Ricch... to name a few.
30. Do you count how long you and your gf/bf have been together?
I’m single.
31. Have you graduated?
I’ve graduated a few times in my life.
32. Should you go to a dance class or a charm class?
Is charm class like from Harry Potter or?
33. Rihanna or Lady GaGa?
I like songs by both.
34. Do you use fake eyelashes?
I have before.
35. What's your worst interior design nightmare:
Hmm.
36. Which was the last book that really captivated you?
The book I just finished, The Girl and the Black Christmas by AJ Rivers. It’s one in a series I’ve been really into.
37. What are you wearing today?
A long sleeve shirt with Powerline on it (from A Goofy Movie) and Adidas leggings.
38. Have you ever been so drunk that the police had to take care of you?
No.
39. Are you one of those people that often feel sorry for yourself?
I have pity parties for sure.
40. Do you have a MySpace? And actually use it?
I’m assuming mine still exists, but I haven’t used it in over a decade.
41. What make up brands do you use?
None anymore.
42. What's the last vacation spot?
Almost a year ago I went to Disneyland. I can’t believe it’s already been that long...
43. What's the worst kind of rejection you could give someone?
Ghosting them.
44. Do you have a crush on someone right now?
No.
45. When is a person guaranteed to NOT get laid?
I don’t know?
46. Is there anyone that many people think is hot, but you don't?
Yeah, there’s celebrities I’m not particularly attracted to that a lot of people seem to be.
47. How often do you wash your hair?
About 3-4 times a week.
48. Who's your free pass?
I’m single, sooo.
49. Do you sort and organize your clothes in some kind of way?
No.
50. Three persons you would like to thank:
My mom, dad, and brother.
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