#two and a half stan

[elishevart]

Babies, cuties and more cuteness! I was on a roll for some fluff with Baby GriFord and tossed a little de-aged Stan too in the mixte. They both got special Mabel sweater.

Hope you like!

#gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stan pines #gravity falls fanart #fanart #digital sketch #the beast of gravity falls au #babies #cuteness #fluff #doodles galore #GriFord #griffin ford #baby griffin ford #two and a half stan #i guess

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

i viscerally despise takes that say third semester akechi isn't the real akechi.

i think part of it is the kinnie in me that hates how much that takes agency from goro. but it's also just. wrong. because goro himself says that the people maruki resurrected are not mere cognitions but the real deal. maruki didn't just create cognitive beings, he rewrote history to make it so they never died in the first place.

the way we can know this as fact is by looking at how goro acts in the third semester. if maruki invented akechi he could have made him act however he liked. but goro hates maruki to the point of being willing to murder maruki. and no, maruki has no reason to respect akechi's free will, because he doesn't respect anyone's free will, but more to the point, he created akechi for joker. the only purpose goro serves is to make joker want to stay in this reality. he doesn't respect akechi's wishes or he wouldn't have brought him back in the first place.

i understand why people come to the conclusion that goro is just a cognition, even if i think it is objectively incorrect. even akechi says he doesn't know if he's real. but he's decided to rebel anyway, because ultimately, it doesn't matter if he's real, what matters is if he's true to himself. which he is, to the very end.

but goro awakened to hereward in maruki's reality. a cognition can't awaken to a persona. he proved his agency on 2/2 when he decided to live and die on his own terms and no one else's, and when joker did the same.

#sera posts #goro akechi #akechi goro #sorry if this is half baked I've just been having Thoughts and wanted to finally get them down somewhere #the Goro v Akechi disease stans have is really strong in this one sorry for switching between the two so often lmao

[jasontoddssuper]

Percy Jackson and Wednesday Addams would be best friends if they met but Enid Sinclair would think Annabeth Chase needs to grow out of her pick me phase and go to therapy

#i'm always right about pjo as y'all know but i'm also always right about wednesday now.it's spreading #percy jackson #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #anti annabeth chase #wenclair #t4t wenclair #anti percabeth #pjo #hoo #toa #the addams family #wednesday netflix #my percy and enid are afro-dominican(he's full black while she's half white + his name is short for perseo)and she has adhd like him #also the two of them and wednesday are all trans and autistic #last note:luke/gods/tyler stans don't get any ideas they're shit too #letters from summer

[thehandwitch]

thinking about ford calling shermie shortly after coming through the portal because he hasn’t spoken to his older brother in thirty-something years — he was kind of bad at keeping contact, okay — and he misses him. (and also, yk, as far as ford’s aware shermie thinks stan is dead and that ford owns a kitschy tourist trap, and he really needs to rectify that.)

and it’s probably like 5am when he calls but shermie picks up a few rings in with a sleepy “hello?”

and ford’s heart stops because he can barely believe he’s hearing his big brother’s voice again, and it takes a few long seconds before he finally says “shermie, it’s stanford.”

“stan? hi! what’s going on? are the kids okay?”

“the kids— yes, yes, they’re okay. they’re great, actually.”

“so why are you calling? i’m not complaining, i wish you’d call more, but it’s a little out of character.”

“… speaking of that.” and ford pauses because he didn’t exactly plan on how he was going to broach the whole ‘hey stan is alive and has been pretending to be me this entire time’ thing.

he settles on asking: “did you ever find it strange that i started wanting to go by stan after— after stan passed?”

he expects shermie to say something like ‘no, i figured you were just grieving’ but instead the pause on the other end of the line stretches out until shermie says, slowly and tearfully, “ford? is that you?”

and ford breaks. “yes,” he whispers because if he speaks at a normal volume he’s certain his voice will crack under the weight of his emotions. “yes, it’s me. shermie, how did you…?”

“you think stan could fool me? i grew up babysitting you punks. the two of you switching places tricked me maybe three times before i got smart. and then you got me a few more times when stan realized he could wear your gloves with an stuffed extra finger, but i ended up developing a sense for it. i knew from the second he called to tell me about his death.” shermie scoffs, and then quiets. “stanford… what happened?”

“it’s a long story.”

“i’ve got time.”

“i’m afraid you don’t understand. it’s… an exceedingly long story.”

“well, i’ll make time,” shermie says and then pauses. “is stan still around? is he okay?”

“yes, he’s … he’s here.”

“and you’re not still mad at him, are you?”

“well—”

“after forty years, ford?”

“it’s complicated!”

“then explain it!”

and ford does, he explains, he fills in the gaps of his own side with what stan told to the kids and that gopher-looking man and lays most everything out in the open (except for bill, he’ll never, ever tell anyone about bill) and at the end shermie is dead silent.

eventually he says, “if you weren’t you, and stan weren’t stan… i don’t think i’d believe any of that.”

and ford sighs and says “yes, that’s understandable.”

and shermie says “well, you know what i’m going to tell you now” and gives ford this excellent monologue about how he needs to mend things with stan, and ford knows he’s right but he’s still just so bitter and all he says is “i’ll consider it.”

the conservation wraps up with shermie telling ford to tell stan to expect a call from him very soon and then they hang up. and ford just. leans his head against the wall.

and from the end of the hallway, stan says “yeesh, i was really not looking forward to having that conversation. thanks for handling it for me, sixer.”

and ford can’t even find it in himself to be mad at that because he knows shermie is going to unleash the world’s wisest and most annoyed three hour rant upon stan the next time they speak.

(ford doesn’t warn stan about the phone call either, even though shermie asked him to. he thinks stan deserves it.)

anyways. yeah. thinking about that.

#this is like. a half-baked fic i swear my actual writing is more coherent than this #ford pines #stan pines #shermie pines #gravity falls #a tale of two stans #i don’t rly know what to tag because i don’t remember how the tagging system works / what the tagging system standards are on here #so i hope these are acceptable and don’t break any kind of. unspoken etiquette or something lol #boy am i scared to post this but who’s gonna see it besides my one follower which is literally a bot? #rome rambles #rome writes

[mainfaggot]

the oomfs watching my slow descent into madness. zay mainfaggot, who was once a crazy insane midzymoa, a yeonjun 4 lyfers stan, a ryujin luvr since mixnine, and a closeted sunoo akgae since the i-land days, now becoming lukewarm ... even open... to being perceived as an epipen (enhypen) stan... despite the blatant heterosexual nature of their fanbase and the ratio of hits to misses in their discog being 40:60 (unlike txt who have a showstopping ratio of 20:80) ... and well... the fact that they have 1 actually good vocalist (sunoo) (once again, txt has 2.5 bc tyun/kamal/yj when he's doing r&b songs)

#im self aware and i am not free.. #whatever im a sunoo enjoyer i refuse to call myself an engene i will die before calling myself that. #like yes i also like jungwon and sunghoon even tho the latter is painfully bland bc well hes funny okay like hes so silly. sorry! #this is so tragic i should just accept that im a casual stan atp. like if u like half the group and 2/3 of their songs ur a casual stan. #Everytime i type atp i think of ATP and ADP cell biology will never leave me alone im so sleepy also #wait to clarify 2/3 meaning two thirds #ok gn #z.post

[goldcaught]

c a r o l i n e in every episode | THE RAGER, 4.03

#caroline forbes #cforbesedit #caroline stan club #carolineedit #tvdedit #*mine #caroline in every episode #ch: you're an ocean caroline forbes #i accidentally colored these almost exactly the same palette as the last ep but in my defense #she had like two and a half scenes and one of them was in the dark dankness of the salvabro place which is always like trying to color a log

[favroitecrime]

i know some people were just talking about boycotting artists for the sake of talking about it lmao cause why is selena getting her song streamed rn? why’d y’all quickly turn on to see usher? are you gonna collectively buy pharrell & miley’s collab despite pharrell singing for an IOF fundraising event (and that’s fundraising besides the billions they receive annually)?

if you’re gonna stand on business put an effort to do so at least. this is one of the easiest things to boycott & effectively pressure these folks with large platforms into speaking & acknowledging the harm in having quickly supported israel & remaining deafeningly silent during the genocide(s).

#tag: i speakth #my two cents but really i should be getting paid $20 an opinion #posting this now while i’m still too tired to think of what i said #also because half the world is simply not awake on here atm so this will get buried and i won’t have to deal with stans god bless

[tortoisebore]

i just saw the new hunger games holy SHIT

#like holy SHITTT #10/10 i think #hunger games stans please slide into my dms i have thoughts #tom blythe hit my line i am BEGGING ON MY KNEES #he is so insanely hot…….i was shocked #he has the most gorgeous mouth #beautiful beautiful man #also HUNTER SCHAFER OLEASE HIT MY LINE #tigris made me want to cry my eyes out she was so true to the book #i wanted more of the games and more sejanus but i understand this was a two and a half hour movie and a 400+ page boom #*book #i was a bit disappointed that sejanus’ mom wasn’t in it at all #she was so pivotal in snow’s descent into fully irredeemable narcissist #but omg why did i like the ending of the movie more than the book….. #in the book i couldn’t tell the moment lucy gray started doubting him #but in the movie it was absolutely crystal clear #his breakdown in the woods was perfect #it was so much easier to see him for what he was when watching from the outside instead of through the lens of his own narration #like don’t get me wrong his narration was truly truly terrible #but he gave so much more Wow This Guy Is Crazy in the movie #loved

[lemongogo]

not to be all woe is me but being a knives artist is like asking 2 see the worst ppl in fandom

#i need 2 lace my twts with bombs so that every k!v that touches it instantly explodes #like why r 90% of knives stans also weirdo incst prosh1p freaks #hes not for u .. go away #like the fact that i stray away from making art w the two of them bc its so pervasive #DIEEEEE #i mean .tr*stamp portrayal is half the problem #but antag stans in general r always divided btwn the coolest ppl ever w the best crit and in depth analysis of text and world #and the ppl who use antagonism as permission 2 glorify immoral or otherwise nasty shit bc its like . ‘forbidden’ or whatever the hell #I CNT STAND ITTTT #go thru this stuff w every series its insufferable 😭 #enjoy that old villain man normally like the rest of us

[thekintsugi-adult]

so what’s up with the it/stranger things/goldfinch/ianowt/teotfw intersection

#like it makes sense in my head #similar themes and characters #everyone’s gay #finn wolfhard is in half of these #hell there’s two stans played by wyatt oleff ain’t that neat #stranger things #ianowt #teotfw #the goldfinch #it 2017 #sasha speaks

[goldenhypen]

whenever i see blogs in my notifs w a jake pfp, winwin, bang chan, mark, beomgyu pfp (the list could go on but i’m unloyal enough as it is T-T),, THE WAY IT FEELS LIKE JAKE WINWIN BANG CHAN ETC ARE ACTUALLY IN MY NOTIFS AND I GET SUPER EXCITED FOR A SEC or is that just me DJDND

#y’all jake winwin bang chan mark beomgyu ricky doyoung (treasure) jaemin haechan yunho sunwoo stans pls interact w me more #i need more friends who stan the same boys i like dkdndk #CUZ ACCORDING TO THE POLL I MADE TODAY THERE ARE SOOOO MANY JAKE STANS #but how come only like two ppl ik on here are jake stans 😭 #y’all i’ve been living a lonely life this whole time for no reason 😭 #em speaks #the way half the guys i named aren’t even my biases in those groups 😭 #i’m loyal i swEAR

[barefootcosplayer]

I have had the nicest people commenting on all my old bioshock fics recently and it is just so heartwarming and affirming like thank you and ily ily ily, I’m just feeling the love 😭💛🥰

#fun fact I kept trying to add an emoji to this post to properly convey my appreciative emotion #😭😭 <- this guy and a signature yella heart #but it kept rendering half the text of my post invisible and uninteractable #so just know that this app is a well formed product #you never cease dissapointing my tumblr #keep it sleazy #but anyway yes I’m filled with gratitude and whatnot #what’s up with this bioshock interest it’s gonna make me pick up the game again 🙊🙊 #fully considered rereading the novel which like as a lover of bill mcdonagh that is nice but man oh man is it a trash bit of writing #one day I will bite John Shirley’s nose off in retribution #but also I was looking at the bioshock two art book (which yes I also own literally who else is it made for if not Me #bioshock 2’s biggest supporter/stan) and manzo did it make me wanna write about the middling days of rapture #the descent into splicerhood is an aspect I find super appealing #and like all of those early signs #bc plasmids didn’t immediately morph people into splicers it had to have been a gradual thing #and the time right after plasmids were put on the market and people #began to use them and began to see the slow mental and physical decline #that has so much writing potential #the slow slide into it #maybe it’s a fic about jasmine or Anna or some of those fort frolic people and we watch our narrator start to lose control over certain #thoughts or actions #or they wake up with a boil #I’m just saying it could be hella interesting and I’m thinking about writing bioshock fanfic again but don’t quote me on that #I’d need to reach out to the old ‘shock crew again #Dana and Molly know I love you always #okay that’s enough sap for one post back to blithely reposting bullshit like once a week #(but seriously talk to me about the initial onset of splicer symptoms #the societal shift at that time is so tense and juicy! #i love you minutia lol) #barefoot raps the news

[coffeecakecafe]

.

#coffee talks #i keep getting followers that i watch like #go thru my two plus year old crossover fandom tag and like everything #and then follow #and it's like hi buddy hello #i am a stan account for my own dnd pcs these days and i haven't posted the content u are after #in over a year and a half #but also for the most part those folks aren't reblogging anyway so i guess it's a net loss on both ends #i had to stop making fan content for a while bc it was messing w like my self perception #and skewing my thought process for art towards a very transactional relationship #make thing get attention u know #and it was makin me sad #so this is better for my brain #but i have nothing for any of the like dozen or so newish followers that all came for fandom content #and very very rarely are those folks interacting w the stuff i am posting these days #which is chill like curate ur online experience #i get it #i just maybe don't get why you'd stick around here ha #anyway just some thoughts to ramble on for a bit #lil explanation ig if u were wondering why i dropped fandoms #might delete later tbh

[bugeyedfreaks]

i realized with mixed horror and amusement that if this blog keeps up with how the posts have been going lately, this is probably gonna be everyone who’s following in a few months (probably):

#I’m only kidding… well half kidding lol #look we stan many kings #also like one or two queens #if this is the trajectory of where my blog will inevitably go then so be it

[hoperays-song]

The Gang’s Human Heights

Majority of the Gang is actually pretty tall! 

Marcus is about 6ft 4in or 193cm. Stan’s right around 6ft 3in or about 190.5cm. And Barry clocks in at 6ft 1in or about 185.4cm. 

Then there’s Johnny...

Johnny is only 5ft 8.5in or about 174cm.

Which would look like this:

Johnny is canonically short in his family and I love it so much.

#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing marcus #sing big daddy #sing stan #sing barry #johnny's only like a half an inch taller than his mum was #but compared to his dad he is tiny #tiny johnny reminder: johnny is canonically short in his family #this is my favourite headcannon about heights i swear #like it's just so funny to me #Marcus: you're nothing like me #Johnny: *around two heads shorter and scrawny. a splitting image of his mum* yeah obviously

[taichi-x-koushiro]

Me, when I realize the person who likely harassed me on A.O.3 comments (and was determined by A.O.3 mods to be targeting me with said harassment to the point multiple other accounts they had got banned) is likely back harassing another Taishirou writer without them knowing it: ... I am going to flip (and Not in the Good Way)

#taichixkoushiro posts #taichixkoushiro personal #taichixkoushiro vents #dgmn stan issues #advs stan issues #(If someone comments with a random word and numbers username with no info on it {bonus if they made acct this year}) #(And tries to ~praise~ your Taishiro stories but more specifically lavish you in a ~youre an amazing Taishiro writer!!1!~ way) #({in combination of} while not so subtle 'politely suggeting' {demanding} smut from you??) #(BLOCK THEM) #(They're a troll) #(AND they tried to turn on me and shame me when I ~denied~ them their 'request') #(AND THEY F*CKING INSULTED A CULTURAL HOLIDAY MY FAM HAS OBSERVED AND I WAS *Trying* tO Observe UNTIL THEY PULLED THAT) #(That commenter is NOT GENUINE and they WILL spam your comments for half a year+ only to aggressively turn on & harass you) #(And I highly HIGHLY bet they're not even a KouxTai stan) #(They're just a harasser) #(They also claimed I '~~betrayed!!1!1!~~' the TaixKou fan base by writing a platonic one shot involving Koushiro and Daisuke) #({which Im very definite was also a very fake reaction from them because I bet they dont actually give 2 sh*ts about such platonic duos}) #(I'm hesitating bringing it up to where I saw their comment since it wasn't my story but GODDAMN I WANT To) #(At least here a handful or two more KouxTai fans follow and might notice this P.S.A) #(Anyway THATS also what I've been so angry about as of early 2021~2022 *and* it happened not long after Kizuna dropping) #(which brought a LOT of Particular fans back into the fan base and I'm almost CERTAIN the troll is one of them) #(Namely because this person clearly isn't someone I'm actively acquainted with and is very much an outsider to KouxTai fan base) #({and I recognize other fans who have interacted on my posts} and they're clearly not any of them either) #(They also spammed me with emojis at one point and *clearly* never actually read the stories I posted) #(And kept asking me random questions only to ignore me when I very clearly answered them so YEAH Theyre a Troll) #(DONT let them start doing that to you just because you'd like comments its Not Worth It BLOCK THEM) #*This was a PERSONAL post and NOT meant to be reblogged so Please Do NOT rb my personal posts talking abt MY being harrassed Thanks