#two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay

[aromanticduck]

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub

And where do you think they lay?

They kept their insistence on five feet of distance

To prove that they were not gay

#rub a dub dub #nursery rhymes #two bros chillin in a hot tub #five feet apart cause they're not gay #the butcher the baker the candlestick maker #organic home grown content

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Yuuri surely thinks this is only a sports anime, while Viktor is wondering why his slice of life romance story is taking so long

#yuri!!! on ice #yuuri katsuki #viktor nikiforov #gay dancers #homoerotic figure skating and two incredibly attractive people #two bros chillin in a hot tub #five feet apart cause they're not gay #sike #theyre gay your honor #mr and mr nikiforov #:3

[theatregorl]

Elphaba: Two brooooos! Glinda: Chillin' in a hot tub! Elphaba: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Glinda: Elphaba: Glinda: *tearing up* Elphaba: Babe, c'mon... Glinda: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Elphaba: Babe...

#two bros chillin in a hot tub #five feet apart cause they're not gay #wicked #wicked the musical #glinda #galinda #elphaba #glinda x elphaba #gelphie

[ohshoot]

two bros in a tub five feet apart cause they're not homosexuals

#two bros chillin in a hot tub #five feet apart cause they're not gay #shitposting #random shit #original haiku #haikuoftheday #haikuish #haiku poetry #haiku #haiku poem #poems on tumblr

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

My partner and I both present masc (I'm a dude and ze's nonbinary) but depending on who we talk to, we're the walking oh my god they were roommates meme.

That one grandma: "So you only live with X?"

Me: "Yep!"

ToG: "I thought you said you live with your partner?"

Me: "Yep!"

ToG: "So X is your partner?"

Me, smiling: "Oh, we're just friends."

ToG: *confused old lady noises*

#shitpost #humor #oh my god they were roommates #two bros chillin in a hot tub #five feet apart cause they're NOT gay #plot twist #they are gay #and I do live with my partner #and a tortoise #my friends are funny and im not sorry #crested gecko #soup

[your-dead-illiterate-friend]

Two Bros Chillin In A Hot Tub, Five Feet Apart Cause They're Not Gay

Reupload of my Pinterest art lol

#tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 fanart #tf2 memes #team fortress 2 #tavish finnegan degroot #jane doe #illustration

[definitely-correct-hamilton]

Mulligan: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.

Laurens: But I am gay???

Hamilton: I'm bi??

Lafayette, from the lazy river: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're FUCKING COWARDS-

(Source: submission on @incorrectocquotations)

#tw: swearing #hamilton #incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #hercules mulligan #john laurens #alexander hamilton #marquis de lafayette #lams

[bagerfluff]

I was bored so I played around with a incorrect quotes generator. Here are some jems. And here's the sight Generator.

Villain: Two brooooos! Hero: Chillin' in a hot tub! Villain: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Hero: Villain: Hero: tearing up Villain: Babe, c'mon… Hero: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Villain: Babe…

Villain: Fuck you. Hero: No u. Villain: I'm down. Hero: You're like 2, what the fuck- Villain: I AM NOT 2!

Hero: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Villain: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Hero: Stop.

Villain: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Hero: Hi. Villain: melts down in a flustered heap of softness

Villain: Is something burning? Hero, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Villain: Hero, the toaster is literally on fire.

Villain: Bro- Hero: No, no, hold up, rewind. Hero: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Villain: I want to kiss you. Hero, not paying attention: What? Villain: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Hero: Holding up a pack of pencils These are kinda cute. Villain: Hero, that’s gay. Hero: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

Villain: How do I tell Hero that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Villain: Are we fighting or flirting? Hero: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Villain: Your point?

can you tell I love Hero x Villain

#lgbtq #villain x hero #hero #villain #hero x villain #soft villain #soft hero #cocky villain #cocky hero #incorrect quotes

[incorrectdevils]

Timo Meier, watching Nico Hischier and Jonas Siegenthaler from afar: Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they think they're not gay, but they really are -

#timo meier #nico hischier #jonas siegenthaler #1371 #incorrect nj devils

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Our Farmer OCs as a vines because my brain go brrrrr again (sorry if I missed someone)

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Bella (@ivquatro): "I wanna be a cowboy, baby!"

Ziana (@nimillaarts): "Are you a lost possum? Do you want a car?"

Marley (@mmarggsstuff): "Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!" (When Isaac and Lance in the hot tub 😂)

Eris (@lavendel081): "Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

Zeke (@theambivalentagender): "Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do."

Bo (@boinurmom13): "I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, biiiiiitch."

Miranda (@amishasp): "I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

Wren (@girls4zelda): "You spilled - whaghwhha - lipstick in my Valentino White bag?!"

Elisa (@elisa6102): "Welcome to Pizza Hut. Let me guess - pizza?" *dies*

Lucy (@doggoneaway): "So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies."

May (@poxy-domain): "Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal! DING DING DING DING DING DING!"

Hestia (@g0atmama): "People say I can't do what I love without college. I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger!"

Thad (@reallyghostlypost): "This bitch empty! YEET!"

Rain (@silly-farmer): "AHH! Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!"

Myra (@seharuuchan): "Look at all those chickens!"

Skylar (@justashamwithwastedpotential): "I'M A GIRAFFE!"

Shiro (@shirokumav3): "Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does."

Fawn (@ieatsmallorphansnamedtom): "It’s a avocadooo…thanks!"

Josephine (@jazhand): "I'm in my mom's car. Broom broom."

Willow (@vilochkaaa): "Hi, welcome to Chili’s."

Julian (my OC): "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage."

#sdv oc #sdv ocs

[zipperrants]

More Loki and I as incorrect quotes since ya'll found it funny

Zipper : We both look very handsome tonight. Loki: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Zipper : I couldn't take that chance.

Zipper : How do I tell Loki that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Zipper : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Loki: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Zipper : Yes. Loki: I'd sleep.

Zipper : I like your new pants! Loki: Thanks, they were 50% off! Zipper : I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Loki: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Zipper : Thats’s… not what I meant. Loki: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Zipper

Loki: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Zipper : Bro, relax it was just a dream. Loki: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Zipper : You wouldn’t? Loki: I mean, unless you want to-

Loki: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people? Zipper : Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause. Loki: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though? Zipper : I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

Loki: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Zipper : What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Loki, already taking off their clothes: God, Zipper , you’re so fucking stupid.

Zipper : We’re getting married, bitches! Loki: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Zipper : Bro- Loki: No, no, hold up, rewind. Loki: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Loki: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Zipper : Oh. We're going out? Loki: Wh...

Zipper : You look good in that hoodie. Loki: You know where else I'd look good? Zipper , zero hesitation: My bed. Loki, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Loki: I feel like doing something stupid. Zipper : I’m stupid, do me.

Zipper : You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Loki: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Zipper : Seize the dick.

Loki: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Zipper : Aren't you forgetting something? Loki: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Zipper 's forehead before running out.* Zipper : No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Zipper : Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Loki: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Loki: Look, last night was a mistake. Zipper : A sexy mistake. Loki: No, just a regular mistake.

Zipper : My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Loki: What hints have you given them? Zipper : Well, I think about them a lot. Zipper : And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Loki: Two brooooos! Zipper : Chillin' in a hot tub! Loki: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Zipper : Loki: Zipper : *tearing up* Loki: Babe, c'mon... Zipper : AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Loki: Babe...

Zipper : Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Loki is? Because Loki is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Loki: Did it hurt when you fell- Zipper : From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Loki: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Zipper : ... Loki: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Zipper : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Loki: This is a lie. Loki: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Loki: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Loki: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Zipper : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Zipper: We have a problem. Loki: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Loki: Are you ready to commit? Zipper : Like, a crime or a relationship?

Loki: How much did you spend on this date? Zipper: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Loki: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute. Zipper: Loki, that’s gay. Loki: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

Zipper: Loki is playing hard to get. Zipper: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

*Zipper comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Loki’s bedroom.* Loki: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Zipper: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a partner. Zipper: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Loki: ...

Zipper: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Loki: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

Zipper: Stop doing that. Loki: Stop doing what? Zipper: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Zipper: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Loki: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

#zipper rants #shiftblr #shifting #reality shifting #shifting realities #zipper is back on their bullshit #desired reality #shifters #reality shift #reality shifter

[deadbydad]

Griffin: *Recording Finney and Robin* Griffin: Two bros, chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay! Robin: *kisses Finney* Griffin: Oop

#finbin #rinney #finney x robin #robin x finney #finney blake #robin arellano #griffin stagg #the black phone #incorrect black phone quotes

[johnny1note]

[lovablemaniafrom2020]

Alice In Borderland as vines/tikok memes (mostly Niragi)

Aguni: WHY IS THERE AND $800 CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?

Niragi: dad, I'm ~a material girl~

Aguni: GET OUTTA MY HOUSE-

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Niragi: this is how I enter my house

WASSUP FUCKERS-

Chishiya: why do you have my phone?

Niragi: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

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Chishiya on the balcony: hongigana hingigana digigigana squash banana hongi-

*snap*

hUAH-

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Arisu to Usagi: hey, I think you're really cool, I like you a lot, maybe we could hang out or...something...

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Chishiya: everybody gets tired, but today I'm just tired of you fU-

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Niragi to Chishiya: let's tell each other some secrets, I'll go first, I hate you

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Chota: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

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Ann: *hands Kuina a can*

Kuina: this shit empty yEET-

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Niragi: even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself

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Kuina: there's only one thing worse than a rap!st, boom

Chishiya: a child

Kuina: no-

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Last Boss: his much water am I going yo have to drink before I am no longer clinically insane?? *chugs water*

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Kuina: hey can you-

Last Boss: *snarling sounds*

Kuina: EEEEEE-

GIT YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH-

Aguni: it don't bite

Kuina: YES IT DO BI-

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Arisu focusing in on Chishiya and Niragi: two bros chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

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Arisu in tears: if you ever feel bad just remember, nobody will ever hate you more than you already hate yourself

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Chota: if there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is, walk awaaayayayayyyy

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Chishiya: ms. Keisha? MS.KEISHA

Ah shit she fuckin dead

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That's all folks, have a good night!

#aib #alice in borderland #niragi #niragi suguru #chishiya shuntaro #chishiya #Kuina #kuina hikari #arisu ryohei #arisu #chota segawa #Chota #Usagi #usagi yuzuha #Aguni #aguni morizono #last boss #Vines #tiktok

[therebelcaptain]

I was looking at my copy of the Star Wars Character Encyclopedia earlier and noticed that they describe Baze Malbus as a 'rebel extremist'????

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the guy seems to have spent most of his time pre-Rogue One hanging out with Chirrut on Jedha, largely removed from direct involvement in rebel activity, which doesn't exactly scream extremist rebel... especially compared to, say, Saw Gerrera, who was often called an extremist by the Alliance, and spent his time on Jedha actively fucking with the Imps. But sure, Baze has a big gun and likes to blow shit up, so he's the rebel extremist. (To their credit, they gave Saw the descriptor of 'battle-damaged warrior' rather than going with the much more obvious and two-dimensional option of 'rebel extremist' lol.)

Let's be real, they probably just chose that descriptor because they couldn't come up with anything else. But we all know that the most accurate descriptor for Baze would have been 'long-suffering husband of Chirrut Imwe', but nooOOOoooooOOOooooOo, they're just 'friends' who 'get along well together'. You know, just two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.

#not really sure what the point of this post is beyond nitpicking small sw details that no else actually cares about #baze malbus #chirrut imwe #saw gerrera #star wars

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Isaac: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they’re not gay.

Charlie: But I am gay??

Nick: I’m bi??

Tori, appearing out of nowhere: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're FUCKING COWARDS–

#isaac henderson #charlie spring #nick nelson #tori spring #victoria spring #nick x charlie #heartstopper #incorrect heartstopper quotes