#umm what the fuck

[puppyeared]

personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH #I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF #I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect #him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least #based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein #the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that #I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this #makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible #the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol #and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸 #I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between #physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin #so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the #first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo #I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles #god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god #my art #doodles #lmk #Lego Monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk au #re-bound!au #rebound au #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk mk #lmk xiaotian

[mcmadcanvas]

Why is there a geico ad that literally stares at you and tell you to make eye contact?

#umm what the fuck #this is why i dont watch tv #mc og

[prettypuppydog]

"you wanna cum? cut yourself for me." WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF

#i just got fucked and im still kind of brainless but GRRRRJSKFJFJNGKDNG #god i love her so fucking much #kn1feplay #g0r3c0r3 #autoassassinophilia #n3crophilia #g0recore #bl00d k!nk #bl00d play #bl00d kink #blood kink #knife k!nk #knife kink #knifeplay #dark k!nk #cnc k!nk #rough cnc #umm idk what other tags

[marcygoo]

#soup draws stuff #murder drones #URRRGHHHH rgis drawing has been kicking my ASS since EPISODE 7 FUCKING RELEASED!!!!! good god. #umm no caption also cus i dunno what to caption it. im so bad at captions guys sorry. u can enjoy Just Image this time #ihave such a bad headache right now chat. poasting this and then immediately running away to make a yummy treat & get an ice pack bye

[buckttommy]

teen wolf movie according to *checks tag* everyone

#Umm okay I have to get back to work but uhh what the fuck #teen wolf movie #anti jeff davis

[spaciebabie]

SHUT UP DO YOU UNDERSTAND???? DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? DO YOU??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND????? DO YOU SEE??? DO YOU FUCKING SEE???? HES DOIGN!!! HES DOING THE THING SWHERE THEY!!! THEY YANNO THEY!!!!!!!!

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #william afton #purple guy #springtrap fnaf #fnaf springtrap #springtbun #what do you thingk hes . thinkgin abt. #uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhgrgrgryufjygfkjDFHUAhfujHKUHKASJFKJHKSUHAGKASUHGKASUHFIAUSHFYAS #I WANNA DO 2 VERSIONS W/HIM AS ANTHRO AND THEN AS ACTUAL BUNNY #I WAS GONNA DO ACTUAL BUNNY FIRST BUT I GOT THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I NEEDED IT OUT FUCK FUCKING HELL #WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LEAVE ME ALONE #((((please dont)))) #UHJMN UMMUMM OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDD IH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH FMY GOD OH MY GOD OH MO NOH #MT GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MT ODF UMM YMM UJM OH MY GOD #IM. #VIBRATES #OBSESSED WITH THAT OLD MAN #spacie scribbles #i think. #im. im

[wybienova]

um who’s this weirdo. get him out of here

#wybs art #umm what tags do i put . i’ve never drawn something for this before #spiderverse #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #the spot #atsv spot #ok now for me talking #easily one of my favorites . he was very funny and also surprisingly scary . excellent character #love it when a normal guy gets fucked up #also can’t get over his stupid fucking disguise. who is he fooling. he’s not even wearing pants #i’ve been trying to channel my brainrot into drawing some of the guys but it’s surprisingly hard #these ones were ok tho :3 #also means i don’t have to draw a face 👍 win #anyways ummmm go watch atsv it’s really good. i’m gonna watch it again soon

[nova-rpv]

doodle page!!¡

#sth #sonic fanart #doodle #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #knuckles the echidna #sonic oc #sonadow #umm #i think thats it #i may turn one of these into a fully fleshed out drawing #for now youll have to conform with this.. black n white shitty page #yk what? fuck it. ill tag my oc #bug the opossum #there u go. #nov.oodles

[vaporwavevox]

love isn't what makes you human yeah but maybe being human isn't what makes you worthy of respect

#been looking in the loveless tags lately #lots of talk about how lack of love doesnt make ppl not human or whatever #and im like. ok. yeah. #but dont you see youre doing the same thing #the arospecs youre criticizing are saying “we still love therefore we are human (therefore we are worthy of respect)” #and you say “umm excuse me you dont need to love to be human (and therefore worthy of respect)” #but. yall. why are we so concerned about what makes ppl human. why is that important #can we just fucking respect each other even if we're not human lol #idk maybe i bring a sort of nonhuman vibe to the aspec discourse that the aspecs dont like #anyway. im a robot. thanks. #alterhuman #otherkin #vox 2 nite

[irhabiya]

love how everyone under the post about "genocide is a word that means something don't throw it around all willy nilly" is regurgitating literal genocide denial talking points

#none of you know what genocide means #and you're wagging your filthy fucking fingers at the victims of it telling them umm that's not accurate ackshually

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

hhey is anyone else thinking about how since the other uberbots are modeled after the other scrybes golly is a representation of how p03 sees himself. and he hates her?

#umm #inscryption #p03 #i need to dissect his fucking psyche what is going on in there

[anonimusunnoaniswriting]

Under the City Lights in the Shade of your Kiss.

Namami with a Tall! Girlfriend

𝑴𝑫𝑵𝑰 🎀Age in bio or blocked🎀

This man is 6 ft. So there's not a lot of people taller than him to be honest so the first time he sees you he's awestruck. Jaw hanging open like a buffoon before it's physically closed shut by Gojo of all people.

Man is mesmerised. He remembers everything about you so clearly. Your hair bouncing as you're laughing and chatting with your friends, head turning animatedly. The pretty pink gloss on your lips glinting in the flashing lights of the club. Your gorgeous body hugged by the black tube dress you wore only complimented by the intricately embroidered bomber jacket on top. You towered above your friends. Your shoes adding a couple inches but there was no doubt about it. You were taller than him.

You caught him staring and smiled shyly before winking amd turning back to your friends who had finished their shots and were now dragging you to the dance floor.

Your wink and the whiskey in him gave Nanami the courage he needed to go up to you and dance. His hands gently learning the curves of your body and all he could think of was how you would look underneath him. And you, fresh out of your situationship were ready to have a bit of fun so it wasn't really surprising when he was fumbling with the keys to his apartment with you against the locked door desperately kissing at him. Lips moulded to his. Grinding on him.

You stumble in and the clothes are coming off. Inbetween kisses. The jackets (both his and yours), his tie, your heels. He paused to look up at you. "God, how tall are you gorgeous?"

You can't help but giggle. "I'm 6'2"... Is that an issue?"

"Good god no!" He breathes, eyes darkening with lust.

He's scrambling at your dress's zipper and you're tearing at his shirt buttons as he lifts you and carries you to his bed. It's large and soft, enough that he drops you down and immediately pulls off the dress from your body to bury his face in your cunt. The heat from your pussy and the wet patch forming on your panties spurring him on. He licks and sucks, pushing the fabric of your underwear aside like a man lost in a dessert and you are a life saving oasis. He peels off your soaked panties soon enough and continues licking and sucking with renewed vigour. The lewd slurping sounds turn you on even more and you feel yourself getting close to your climax.

"Fuck, don't stop please!" You mewl out. A sound that not many men have coaxed from you. Nanami smiles against your cunt but continues in the same way. Licking. Sucking. Prodding. Slurping. Your hands reach down to his blonde locks fisting them as you get close. Your hips involuntarily grind against his face over and over. He generously pushes one thick finger into your wet cunt then another, still keeping his pace. One more flick to your clit and you explode. Your pussy gushes and you push your hips into his face thankful for his strong arms pinning you down otherwise.

Nanami helps you ride out your high on his face and resurfaced grinning. His eyes twinkling. "I thought you were a goddess when I first saw you, but that just proved you're divine."

You felt your cheeks heat up and leaned in to kiss him. You could smell your arousal on his face. But it didn't embarass you. It turned you on even more. Here was man who loved pleasuring you so much that he got hard from it. You could feel the offending appendage poking at your thigh and giggled.

"My turn then?" You asked Nanami. "Can I suck your cock?" You smirked at him. While tugging at his slacks and boxers.

"Not this time." The blonde groaned, "I need to be inside you." He quickly reached into his nightstand drawer and pulled out a condom.

"Let me."

You took the foil square from his hands and tore open the wrapping as he kicked off the trousers he wore. Then gently placing the disk on his already hard cock younrolled it all the way down, and placed a tiny kiss on the top. His cock twitched in your hand.

"Fuck please let me put in in gorgeous" he begged feeling like if he didn't fuck you now he might just come in your hands like a school boy. You smile and lay back letting him get on top of you. As he lines up his cock with your entrance you can't help but feel a thrum of excitement.

Nanami slowly pushes his cock into your greedy pussy. His cock is big enough for you to feel a delicious stretch while not so large as to hurt you. You feel him filling you nicely inch by inch, eyes trained on your face to make sure you were comfortable. A few shallow thrusts have you moaning and grinding your hips against him again.

"Fuck me, please Nanami-san! Please!" The desperation to feel him fully inside you evident in your voice. He buries his face in the crook of your neck and complies.

Nanami pushed into you fully. While kissing and licking the skin of your neck.

"Yea? Do I feel good for you gorgeous? Is it good?" He growls in your ear. You can't do anything but nod, his cock making you feel so full.

Slowly, Nanami starts to rock into you gently and then hard, picking up the pace. His mouth finds yours and your lips crash , teeth grazing and hands grabbing he fucks into you. All the noises coming from you sound like the prettiest siren song he's ever heard making you irresistible. He fucks your pussy kissing down your cheek to your jawline and then your collarbone. His thrusts getting faster and more and more erratic.

You put your hands on his shoulders and rock your hips into his cock further and further, harder, faster. Your lips not leaving his.

Nanami grunts a quick "I'm gonna come!" before ejaculating inside you.

He pulls out, making quick work of the condom and hops out to the toilet to clean up. He brings back. A warm damp towel and helps you wipe up your slick as well and then returns to the bed in all his gorgeous naked glory. You cant help but feel your eyes close.

"C'mere." Nanami mumbled to you. He wraps , arms around you cuddling you and nuzzling against your ear leaving the two of you to slowly drift away into a comfortable slumber....

AN: ok this is NOT EDITED. THIS IS A MIDNIGHT SUDDEN BURST OF INSPIRATION FICLET SO BE GENTELLL

Also I wrote this for 1 person and 1 person only @pseudowho it u. Since you wanted a tall reader and I was like oh yeah I can defo write that!!! (Has never been tall in my adult life) 😭😭😭

This is so sad Alexa play WTTBP

It's literally 12:30 AM and I pulled this out of my ass so if you see grammatical errors or something just KINDLY. KINDLYYY tell me in the comments.

Aight. I love my man Nanami. I'm sorry for any inaccuracies bc my 5'2" ass has never been tall in its life. I'm very tired. Will edit this tomorrow in the daylight.

#anonimuswritings #anonimusunnoan #fanfiction #jjk #smut #fanfic #nanami kento #kento nanami x you #jjk kento #kento nanami #kento x reader #kento smut #tall!reader #jjk nanami #pwp #lemon #umm what else goes in tags #ummm #nanami is 6 ft and a hALF by the way hahahahhaha #what a fucking cutie #i love nanaminmin #nanami fanfiction #nanami smut #nanamin #nanami x reader #jujutsu nanami #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen

[absurdumsid]

VERY important information from canon creator of shork sans and hyperpop sans @ksopaz guys very VITAL information if you will

pseudoanswer because i cleared the cage [inbox] but i had a screenshot so its ok

Shork! Sans and Hyperpop! Sans belong to ksopaz

#no fucking clue how to colour on whiteboard rn so u get this. weird. sketch thing. #also no one talk about me making hyperpops eye pink when its ourple i like pink ok #ermm sorting tags time #what is their ship name.... #hypershork #<- ive decided ! #or #neonshark #? #i prefer hypershork #shork sans #hyperpop sans #sanscest #sans oc #or umm -> #sans au #i. its the same thing #its the same fucnawhdcawc #sid art #sid answers #<- technically

[feluka]

might be because i've never been to the west and i've lived in my pro-palestine bubble all my life but i've NEVER heard all those weird claims about 'from the river to the sea' before last year. genuinely i can't tell if these claims have always been there but i've been completely unaware of them or if zios suddenly started clambering to find some weird lies against the phrase all of a sudden because the public view has recently shifted

#like there have always been people against the chant because they're against palestine. these people have always been there #but the strange sentiment of 'umm i support the cause but jsyk this chant is prObleMatiC' where the fuck did that come from #it has always been about the liberation of palestine and there has never been any reason to find fault with it unless you find fault with t #the liberation of palestine. literally no other reason. it has been this way since forever. what the fuck.

[crowskullls]

Zam wants to be ♠️ with Minute SOOOOO bad. And Minute has no idea why. He’s so confused by it. Reluctant and honestly pretty tame Kismesissitude

#princetech #I think about them so much #LS sundial you are everything to me #Kings sundial I miss you but ohhh pairings where they just beat each other up a lot is so good #Zam begging minute to fight him and minute is just SO baffled #Zam is so strange and Minute can’t even begin to understand #guy that likes getting beaten up and dying meets guy that doesn’t see the point of fighting without a proper reason #I hope they kill each other More #umm if the CCs see this hi! hey! what the fuck! #sorry for homestuck reference posting #unfortunate that they understand homestuck quadrants now #watching the Old Habits Die Hard vod finally #been so busy with work I haven’t been caught up fully #Zam expecting Minute to spawn trap his bed makes me feel insane #Zam laughing during this fight too. he’s so fucked up for that #reminds me of how Starfox used to be. Zam really needs to have SOMEONE to beat him up or else he loses his mind #but he’s already lost it so who’s really winning here? #okay enough rambling in the tags #need more people to post abt them. please please ple

[krynutsreal]

haiii posting some old sky au doodles happy Valentine's day :]

OK. ALSO. THMEM. KISSING OR WBAGEVER .

holds head innhands . guys they'r so bad at it they're so bad . someone come push them off a cliff for me

#mondo owada #kiyotaka ishimaru #ishimondo #sky au #kry k(art) #IM SO EMBARRASED AND I EVEN CENSOEED THR FUCKIGN KISS I CAJT BELIEVE MYSELF WHAT AM I A NUN? #just kidding gyys umm ukmmnng jjjmmm uuhh umm. uhhhb #AHHH I DONT KNWO WHY I GET EMBARRASSED POSTING THAY EVWN THO I WAS LIKE. I GOTTA. ...FOR VALENTINES #these are so old btw #especially the smooching one #thats them on earth btw heag. smoochin AHHH AHHGG AHHGG EXPLODES MYSELF #anywhas if u hc regular ishimondos as being bad at kissing then first of ur so real for that and also sky au ishimonods r literally that #but worse #tgey have no . clue #ok id elaborate more bht im so so embarrassed where the hell is that lets unlearn shame together jerma pic #TUMBLR FUCK OFF AND STOP MESSING UP MY POSTS IMNALREADU NERVOUS