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awhoreintheory · 2 years
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Lance and Matt, as soon as they met, would've clicked INSTANTLY.
Like bro those two are menaces to society, have you seen their energy??
Matt was a fucking viner. I don't take criticism on that.
Lance is a vine quoter.
They both have the cheesiest pickup lines, come backs, and the worst pranks.
They would've been the two friends the friend group has to actively keep separated.
Keith is jealous of Matt. Matt knows Keith well enough (bc him and Shiro are besties) to know the Keith is jealous of him.
Chaos ensues.
Matt is the mastermind behind it all.
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bluemantics · 9 months
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Me personally? I just think Lance would be obsessed with the emperors new groove, mulan, and all those Disney classics. Hercules Omg….
he makes hunk quote scenes with him as kuzco and hunk as pacha
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sikuena · 2 months
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what song are they listening to? (wip).
note - feeling a little burnt out so i probably wont be finishing any pieces within the next two weeks. will still be uploading sketches on instagram though
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vldsideblog · 6 months
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I find it equal measures annoying and hilarious when people characterize Keith as a honorable fighter. Like, no. He fights dirty, you guys remember when he took that king hostage in like season 1 right?
Also the notion of honorable fighting, especially in a close combat situation is so stupid to me, the point of a fight is to get out alive and as unharmed as possible. There is no honor in that. It’s messy and fast and holds no punches.
He probably bites and scratches, pulls hair and goes for the jugular if it will keep him alive. He’s not some fictional knight, he’s a desperate kid.
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lilcatastrophe · 1 year
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lil heterochromia Lance doodle based on @silentwillowwhisperer ‘s headcannon that I really liked :)
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soulreapin · 3 months
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hypermobile keith kogane.
keith who LOVES to flaunt the fact that when he got forcibly diagnosed at the garrison they took 17 tubes of blood from him and he wasnt even dizzy
keith who has a hot water bottle inside of a hippo plush for when his hips or knees start to ache
he tapes up his ankles and wrists and has a sleeve on his right knee
when he cracks his back EVERYONE stops because truly it sounds like there is a bone breaking
keith who has to take a minimum of six extra strength ibuprofen to get it to work because of how many he took while in school
recreational swimmer keith because it soothes all his aching joints
the doctors at the garrison looked keith future paladin of the red lion dead in his lying little eyes and said do not bend in odd positions as a party trick
he left their office and immediately goes up to lance and bends his thumb back to his wrist because look at what i can do fucker
he’s a tea drinker because he can not so subtly press the cup to his wrist to alleviate the ache
(lance who understands. lance who learns from pidge who is also hypermobile how to take care of keith. lance who crafts microwavable beanbags for keith and makes sure there’s always a pillow tucked into the curve of his spine if he sleeps on his back)
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dapperenby13 · 1 year
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This just makes sense to me
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anonymouszephyrus · 3 months
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Voltron Characters Headcanons, go!
FINALLY! I HAVE.. too many..
Let's start with the original Red & Blue duo:
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KEITH (Aka. He isn't emo, just unique)
- Demisexual Homoromantic (Yes.) - He/Him Pronouns - Full Name Headcanon: Keith's full name is “Keith Akira Kogane” and other languages. However, I like to think that Keith's father (whom I've named: Hyeong-Min, Hyeon by itself means “Virtuous or Worthy” and Min means “Sharp-minded” which I think fits someone who is Keith's dad.) His surname in Japan is Kogane, yes. But in Korea, it would be Kim. As both Kim and Kogane mean “Gold” in Korean and Japanese. This does mean that Keith has a Korean name along with his usual one. I'm choosing to go along with the idea that when Hyeong-min's parents left Korea and moved to Texas, they gave him a Korean name but when Hyeong-min and Krolia had Keith, they chose to gave him multiple names depending where he was. TLDR; (Japanese - Akira Kogane; Korean - Ki-Joo or Ki-Joon Kim/Kogane; Common - Keith Akira Kogane.) - Absolute Literature nerd (He spent a shit long time in that cabin. There's no way Adam or Shiro hadn't found him before and given him books or something to occupy himself.) - I love having him as Japanese-Korean + Half-Galra but he was raised in Texas so he's forgotten a lot of his Korean since no one was there to continuously talk to him in the language like his dad did. Shiro talks Japanese with him so that one is still fine. Keith's been trying to relearn Korean but it's hard since he gets sad (and mad) when thinking about his dad. - He wears eyeliner. Shiro taught him to. - He wears too many rings. And whenever he has to wash his hands, he takes them off, and Lance practically faints every time Keith flexes his hands to ensure his rings are in place. - Despite being touch-repulsed, Keith is so fucking touch-starved it's unreal. - Keith only calls Shiro “Takashi” when he's mad or sad. No in-between. One time he did it was when he was younger, Shiro beat him in Mario Kart and he got so mad, he screamed: "I'm disowning myself from you, Takashi!" and Shiro almost cried. - Keith's Galra side only comes out when he's focused, mad, or extremely flustered about something. Lance teased him to no end one time and his skin started turning purple. - After Allura and Keith had their talk, Allura's been trying to make his little Galra situation better. If she sees him slowly turning purple and becoming anxious about it, she'll turn purple too for the remainder of his ordeal. (And then it becomes a “who wears purple the best”) - Keith loves music, he likes to play the keyboard or piano at times, only problem is that he's a bit tone-deaf (which is surprising considering he actually is pretty good at playing those instruments.) - He is lactose-intolerant, only that he doesn't give a shit and does continuously eat or drink dairy products, it doesn't make him sick though because of his Galra genes... but he does, quite literally, destroy the bathroom.
LANCE (Aka. Too many sad shit)
- Bisexual Disaster (with a hint of internalized homophobia) - He/Him Pronouns - Full Name Headcanon: His real name is Leandro Agustín Nuñez Carmen Esposita-McClain, shortened to Lance McClain. Just like @autisticlancemcclain's headcanon, I love it a lot. (Sorry for the ping, if it did) - All his siblings have acronym names along with their mother. Mervin, headcanon McClain papa's name, is the only one without one. - Lance has central heterochromia, meaning the inner ring of his eyes are brown whilst the rest is blue. Kinda like this:
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(This is a picture I got off Google, please don't sue me. And yes, I know it's more orange than brown but I couldn't find a good enough reference to show you all, basically it's just like that except the middle is much darker) - He's constantly terrified he'll forget things from Earth. Like his sense of time, the way colors are, the way the light moves, the moon changing every night, everything. Not just because of you know, Voltron and stuff, but because he has memory issues too. - He accidentally forgot the name of his niece and nephew one time and panicked afterward as he scrambled to think of what they were. Now, he has little notes in his pocket that holds all his family members' names. - Lance is a prodigy at playing music, specifically guitars but he doesn't think he's good after the last time he played in a competition, he got absolutely destroyed and insulted by one of the other sour competitors that he never tried to play a guitar again because everytime he tries to, that memory keeps coming back and it's one of the many reasons he has such low self-esteem. - He thought he was sick the first time he had a crush on a guy from the first week of being in the Garrison (it was Keith) and rang up his mother only to be politely told that he wasn't sick. - Lance often tries to write little poems for Keith because he knows how much he likes literature only to throw it allow or out the airlock when he thinks it isn't good enough. It leads to the first poem Keith received from him being the most romantic and elegantly made poem he's ever read... (and he only got it because Lance forgot where he left it when he was planning on throwing it away again) - Despite being a flirt, Lance cannot handle being flirted with. Keith is surprisingly smooth with his comebacks (it's only when he doesn't try). - Keith sometimes accidentally (or purposefully, depending on the situation) initiates physical affection and it flusters Lance to no end. - He prefers wearing gold because Keith told him one time that it suited him. Aka: Keith's opinion of anything Lance wears is what he sticks to as a fashion choice.
I've got more for the other characters! Stay tune for those. Next up: Pidge & Hunk, the lil' nerd duo!
PART: 2 & 3
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awhoreintheory · 2 years
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Shiro 10/10 has an AMAZING narrator voice and uses this innate talent to harass his one and only little brother, Keith, every chance he gets.
Shiro: The ravenette paced the room anxiously, biting his thumb as he thought about the one, the only, Lance McClain.
Shiro: The ravenette's angry purple orbs shot an unjust and unprompted glare at his one and only brother. The r-
Keith: say another word. I dare you. I know where you shit, asshat.
Shiro: ... he seethed, stalking ever closer to h— AH WAIT NO, KEITH— STOP HITTING ME WITH THE PILLOW— OW!
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soulvtude · 3 days
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Hc that lance always brings bandaids with him 'just in case'
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vldsideblog · 1 year
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So you’ve heard of “Lance talks about Keith and Spanish and Keith has no idea what’s going on” a beloved classic
But I bring you “Keith’s a born and raised Texan, (Texas has one of the highest Spanish speaking populations in the US) who was also partially raised by Adam who spoke Spanish around the house a lot. And so he understands most of what Lance is saying but is to embarrassed to admit he knows that Lance has talked about how soft his hair looked on at least three separate occasions “
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allurcat · 2 years
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keith genuinely has bad eye sight but he refused to go to the ophthalmologist back in earth and he makes its seem that it isn’t that bad (spoiler: it’s bad).
the team (except shiro he already knew) found out he had bad eye sight when they were in a mission and they were reading off a sign that was in the distance and keith was SQUINTING them eyes hard bcs he couldn’t read shit.
hunk and pidge then move away n that’s when keith turns to lance and asks him wth does the sign says.
lance was baffled bcs the sign had quite big letters and he still couldn’t read it.
L - “dude how the hell can’t you read what it says it’s so clear”
K - “it’s literally blurry-”
L - “ITS NOT?”
that day the team realized he has myopia
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soulreapin · 3 months
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thinking about rival barista klance
keith who works the night shift and makes odd drinks because they sound good and plays 80’s emo rock like depeche mode
lance who works the morning shift and is everyones favorite barista and is always winning the drink competition who plays kali uchis and TV girl
keith and lance who are mild acquaintances that bond over the guy working the previous shift and how bad their music taste is
they know where each other work but assume its just another location in town
keith and lance who are assigned to the same shift and keith clocks in first and puts on queen, then lance clocks in and changes it to surf curse
they see eachother and its so fucking ridiculous they cant help but laugh
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