#was this petty lmao?

[nouverx]

crawls in here

Humbly requests more of your human! Al bc I’m unapologetically obsessed with him👀….

GOOD because I am also obsessed with him

He's 29 Mimzy!! Run!!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #human alastor #sketch #autodesk sketchbook #art request #I hc mimzy was a heavy smoker while alastor was a very occasional smoker (like “once every two month only at parties” kind of smoker) #the real Alastor's villain origin story lmao #I've seen so many people portray him as killing for justice while I think he would kill out of pettiness #“oh you are more popular and get more attention than me? die :))”

[onesidedradiostatic]

was gonna make a joke about this and have this be a shitpost instead but honestly may pass out soon so I'll type this seriously cause I have no energy to come up with a clever joke

it's interesting how vox's insults in stayed gone are literally just different ways of saying "you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outda" tackled with a bit of "you're a coward" in there, whereas alastor's insults are not jabs at vox being new or modern tech, but rather his practices, "clout-chasing mediocre video podcast" he's saying he's a pandering, attention-seeking sellout, and he targets at vox's insecurities, questions his power, then makes fun of him for still being salty about his rejection.

I feel like it's pretty telling how vox's insults are just SO shallow, while alastor's cut deeper and more personally. while you could say, alastor may be just better at roasting than vox, I feel like it could also tell you something about alastor's hatred of vox being based on actual reason, which makes sense, he is the one who rejected the idea of being on a team with vox, the one who decided to make the decision to step away from their friendship. there were likely legitimate things about vox that alastor started to notice he didn't like.

whereas vox's hatred is extremely petty, he's still pissy over that rejection, he has no reasonable reason to hate on alastor's practices or medium. literally ALL he has is constantly repeating how tv is better and newer and how radio is worse and older, that he literally uses that SAME snap back even after alastor has his part "what a dated voice!" "you're looking at the future! he's the shit that comes before that!". he has NOTHING on alastor. if you asked him to make a list about what he hated about alastor he would probably just give you 10000 synonyms of "he's old and outdated" and be unable to come up with anything non-superficial. because the falling out on his part, from his perspective, was being rejected. and after that, BLIND RAGE. he hates alastor. he does. but he can't reasonably tell you why.

#osrs.txt #THE HALF-ASLEEP-WRITTEN RAMBLE WOO!!!!! #note: I've been awake for like 29 hours now maybe I'm not thinking right and this actually doesn't make sense idk my brain is mush #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #NOT that alastor doesn't have his own pettiness that is his hatred of video LMAO episode 1 #but honestly too tired to go into that I swear if I were more awake I'd elaborate #I'm posting this even though I may regret having typed this half asleep WHATEVRR!!!<

[andorerso]

ANDOR APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | @andorappreciation

↳ Day 4: Favorite Planets/Settings/Parallels: Favorite callbacks to Rogue One

#andorappreciation2023 #andoredit #andor #rogue one #rogueoneedit #swedit #theforcenetwork #starwarsblr #thestarwarsdaily #starwarshub #swcreators #*gifs #*andor #*ro #*1k #i think i would have done this gifset regardless #but ngl it is also a bit of pettiness after seeing those anon asks lmao #anyway... i think some of the parallels were a bit heavy-handed #but these ones i did genuinely enjoy

[watchyourbuck]

Eddie: *forgets a word in Spanish* im turning into a white woman

Buck: Great! Maybe now the writers will let us be together :)

#this is so petty #lmao im breaking the fourth wall #I’m sorry #911 fox #evan buckley #buddie #eddie diaz #911 #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck and eddie #buck x eddie #911 abc #911 buddie #911 incorrect quotes #911 fox incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #buddie incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes

[hatchetmanofficial]

Gnome, I'm going to be honest with you. After you canonized Hunter MDHM it lost ALL FUN. The cool part of the game was that you could create your own oc and also the representation of not just being F!MC x Yandere generic. I'm seriously thinking about leaving the fandom, I just had a tantrum about it, maybe it's drama on my part but I don't care. That was a huge plot hole, Hunter is cool, but canonizing her crossed the line

(maybe it's not true, I'm praying it's not and you probably won't even read this)

ok. You can leave the fandom if you want.

But the name Hunter has been the default name of the MC SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME BEFORE TEEKS'S HUNTER OC JOINED lmao

Hunter wasn't even a name chosen by ME it was chosen by my programmer and I decided to keep it.

#this is so petty lmao

[nelkcats]

Scamming the scammer

John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.

And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.

To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?

Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.

That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.

This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #ghost king danny #john constantine #Danny obviously made his presence lighter #And John was to drunk to care about it #or check if it was true #No one said he take good decisions while drunk #justice league dark #Of course Danny is going to explain the situation later #but for now he wanted the hellbazer suffering the same as him for all the problem #all the contracts in the locked office were Constantine's contracts lmao #Danny got bored of the 80 visits per day from greater demons to claim the soul of some idiot #He's really just being petty right now #John considered if the power to get drunk everywhere was a good idea for a few seconds #he shrugged and decided that it was worth it #Danny had fun dressing up as a minor demon #The Justice League won't be as amused as him with the current situation #justice league #Danny will leave John locked up all weekend #although he is obviously going to feed him #he is not a monster #just a tired teenager #Read your contracts don't be like Constantine

[mobius-m-mobius]

#hold on let him cook 👀😅

#mobius #owen wilson #loki #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #just noticed sometime since s2 aired i've passed my latest follower milestone so in celebration please enjoy one (1) jealous bitch 🥰 #like he really can't stand the thought aslgjslfk #taking his petty ass sip lmao that's the love of my life #loki s2 spoilers #owenwilsonedit #marvel #dianagifs

[nadhie]

Day 2 - Clavaria zollingeri, biblically accurate amungus

#Yes i am very petty abt proper underlining/italicized latin sp names :))) it drives me nuts when i can't do it in the tags lmao #funguary #funguary2024 #Clavaria zollingeri #mushrooms #my art

[amisonist]

Totally not the sounds of me posting face for the sole purpose of winning a disagreement

Cough cough @xenasaur cough cough

Oh also something something tgirl tummy Tuesday moment

Oh also ig if this gets like 500 notes I’ll post boobs or whatever people do on here

#yes I am that petty #I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about #i look horrible #lmao #tgirl tummy tuesday

[king-wilhelm]

Wille had a LOT of problems going on in his life but the way he used his crown prince title to strut around on a power trip was just *chefs kiss*. My guy was like ohhhhhh you're gonna regret giving me so much power and went on to pull rank in the most absurd ways. King 👑

#I need. NEED someone to make a compilation of all the times he pulled rank #It was so petty and sooooo satisfying #I always love watching the nice ones do absolutely bitchy intimidating stuff lmao #young royals s2 #young royals season two #Young royals #wille x simon #wille young royals #prince wilhelm #edvin ryding #omar rudberg

[dawnbreakersgaze]

Rafayel is 100% THAT BITCH and I'm so here for it.

My man shows up at Raymond's funeral with flowers for the Lemurian that douche had on display in his house, Talia rolls up singing a dirge for the lost Lemurian, and then when he gets accused of killing Raymond (whom I'm 99% positive he did now but no shade- Raf was well within his rights to do so that guy can get fuuuuucked) he's like "lmao nah. Byeeee" and leaves.

Rafa is my soul. He's the man I want to be when I grow up. To have even half the chutzpah he has would mean I'd have over 90% of the world's shares.

I just cannot appreciate this dude enough I'm so normal about him ahhhhh 😩

#what the heck Rafayel why are you so fucking perfect #this man literally could be my brother- he'd fit in SO WELL with my family lmao the petty runs so strong with us #lnds #love and deepspace #lads #l&ds #love & deepspace #rafayel #lnds rafayel

[yarmiko-art]

"You dragged me here on purpose!" "I might have"

The fact that I remembering this bit only now

#Mk is a petty motherfucker #Inviting his enemy on a hiking trip he knows she isnt qualified for? Lmao yeah he'd do it #MetaSusie #It's a very early stage #They just don't know that they are in love yet #Kirby fanart #Kirby series #Kirby Gijinka #Susie Kirby #Susie Gijinka #Susie Haltmann #Meta Knight #Meta Knight gijinka #YarArt

[indecisnyan]

so that neon carnival huh

#nu carnival #nu: carnival #kuya #nu carnival kuya #eiden #nu carnival eiden #rawrawraw #i tried to draw 4 things today and this is the only one that turned out decent and of course it's a shitpost lmao #love this petty ass man

[cuties-in-codices]

i am once again asking art-collecting instagram pages with 200k + followers not to simply take my images and copy the entire caption word for word without crediting this blog. i'm not mad that the medieval art i post circulates around the internet, it's just the laziness that gets to me. like what if i accidentally got the dates wrong or something. are you gonna check that before you post it to your 200k followers? i literally include a link to the manuscripts in all of my posts, it's not that hard to come up with a different caption smh

#this is a non-issue dw i'm just irritated by instagram etiquette #this happens regularly #anyways sorry this is a petty complaint lmao

[kelpermoosee]

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YES, I CAN INDEED! Thank you for such a cute prompt! (Made everything a little sillier though, they deserve it ★)

#krillerfiller #booigi is so near and dear to my heart I love these guys holy moly #THEYRE SO PETTY AND CUTE OH MY GOD #I took forever to line the second page bc I legitimately started to tear up while looking at the second page…it was embarrassing 😭 #I felt overwhelmed since they looked so cute. I don’t think this is normal 🧍‍♂️ #anyways I didn’t expect to go so uh crazy on these pages LMAO I swear only flat colors from now on #my favorite panel is the second one on page 2!!! YA!!! #okay actual tags now ig #booigi #king boo x luigi #king boo #luigi x king boo #luigi #Nintendo #super mario comic #super Mario #super mario bros #smb #smb fanart #luigi's mansion #Luigi’s mansion 3 #lm3 #super mario fanart

[beneath-thestyx]

what if Gwen ripped that action figure out of the package bc it was her way to get revenge for what Miles did to her hair in the first movie

#ghostflower #if that were true she is such a petty bitch lmao #love her #gwen stacy #miles morales #atsv #atsv spoilers #across the spiderverse spoilers #across the spiderverse #gwiles