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thatdeadaquarius · 8 months

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"all we really know about this one is it's some kind of insult" Alhaithem gestured to the stone in the case "The first words of the beginning line should translate to 'your parent', with the second one saying 'you take that'. We can only assume it to be of insulting nature, unless you say otherwise...?" He looks toward you, curiously.

"...buys you megablocks instead of legos" you mumble unconsciously, holding in laughter because he wasn't wrong.

"What?" He leaned in to hear you better.

"Nothing, you're right but it's not an insult that really makes sense here" You swiftly move along to the next showcase, after reading it things become clear that these are from about the 2010's. "Alhaithem we should probably move on, most of these are obscure references to... plays, and jokes. Like this one" you point at the case "is Fre shavaca do".

"Fre...shaca do?"

"It's um, a joke about someone mis-writing a sign"

10/10 i cant believe this has been sitting here like the gem it is ToT

im so glad im posting all these at the same time tho bc i love confusing/bullying Alhaitham, call me a Kaveh kinnie ig

ANYWAY SORRY FOR NOT SHARING UR GREAT WRITING WITH THE WORLD BEFORE NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

this kinda reminds me of my most recent post abt, but 10x more frustrated Alhaitham LMAO

You, constantly: "nah u wouldnt get it bro, u had to be there"

Alhaitham: "But I AM here, I would "get it", ahem, honorable sibling Lord??"

btw here's my lowkey bullying Alhaitham post, hehe

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Safe Travels Anon,

💀♒

(not tagging beloveds bc i be harassing them this week with short posts rip)

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energon-with-a-curly-straw · 2 years

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Just spent the day going through our old toys for organizing the basement. I feel like I deserve extra credit for the gender chapter of my sociology course 😭

#tons of engineering and science toys/kits even an electronic kit with copper wires that needs cutting pliers (somehow rated 8+?)#and just… looks at my bratz sewing machine #my pink and purple pottery wheel. tons of shitty sparkly and bedazzle craft kits that I later stripped for parts and tossed #dolls and dolls and dolls. babies that cry until you feed them. ‘this advanced electronic doll is your new bff! u have to take care of it!’#all homemaking stuff.#rn I’ve been really wanting lego. it’s super expensive to buy :( we used to have a lot of it too #but my older sibling had inherited it and hated sharing things with me so I never got to play with it #and you don’t buy little girls lego. i had some megablocks but when it’s huge and pieces limited you can’t do much with it #still used it a ton tho. my little cousin has the big tub of lego now it was originally his dad’s growing up #I never had those mythology books either. I think they’re still on the shelf in my older sibling’s room #I think I would have loved those #my favourite childhood toys were this imaginext battle castle set and these Rescue Heroes action figures #both of those were my sibling’s but sometimes I was allowed to play with them #the castle is still down there! maybe I’ll be allowed to have it and turn it into #something for miniatures/set for action figures 👀#maybe I’ll use some of that box art/instructions for reference idk but it’s pretty in your face gender roles

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supercasey · 4 years

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🎥 - Favourite non-canon (incorrect) quote?

Hahaha, here we go (I’m gonna do top 10 because they’re just too funny... also most if not all of these I got from vines and actually haven’t seen around, so there’s that I guess (I’ll also provide links to all of the vines I can find)):

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Deceit: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Virgil: ...But ya didn’t! >:)

[Link]

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Patton: Hey, kiddo, Deceit's here-

Virgil: *Dark Side Voice* FUCK MY OLD DAD!

Patton: Ah! I'm sorry, kiddo!

[Link]

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Remus: What you say? What you say?

Logan: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!

Remus: OHHHHHH!

[Link]

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Patton: Love is like Beauty and the Beast!

Roman: Love is what you're looking at right now. 😉

Virgil: There's no such thing as love. :/

[Link]

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Logan: Patton, what is in the living room!?

Virgil: *Screaming and sobbing on the floor while in the fetal position*

Patton: I adopted it from the animal shelter. :3

[Link]

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Patton: 🎶 I want to see my little boy! 🎶

Roman: *Carrying a struggling Virgil* 🎶 Here he comes! 🎶

Patton: 🎶 I want to see my little boy! 🎶

[Link]

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Roman: How does it feel to be the worst Side ever, huh?

Remus: Shut up, Patton buys you Megablocks instead of Legos!

Roman: You fucking take that back!

[Link]

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Logan: *@ Virgil* Your DNA results are in; my friend will explain-

Roman: *Strumming guitar* 🎶 Deceit's not your dad~! 🎶

[Link]

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Roman: Are there any good Dark Sides?

Patton: Let me show you something.

Patton: He’s right in here.

Virgil: *Asleep* *Rolls over to reveal a sign that says [Be Nice to Thomas]*

Roman: *Gasps* :D

Patton: Let him sleep. :)

[Link]

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Patton: Oh gosh, I forgot the eggs!

Virgil: Dad, no!

Deceit: Next in line? :)

Virgil: My dad ju-

Deceit: I SAID NEXT IN LINE!

Virgil: I CAN'T PAY FOR THIS!

[Link] (Only really referenced the first half)

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I need everyone to understand that I had to physically restrain myself from posting more... I have an entire Google Doc committed to Sanders Sides as Vines and it’s, no joke, 27 pages long at this point. If people want me to post more, please let me know.

#supercasey askies #anonymous #anon #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #deceit sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #remus sanders #roman sanders #creativitwins #dadceit #dad!deceit #for girnyo

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emmyrosee · 4 years

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Could u do something like the reader having a kid from a previous relationship and hes trying to date her Or A meeting the family type of story with Valter? Or even mix them? Hes dating the reader who has a child from a previous relationship and he takes them home to meet the family?? Please and thank you!❤

OOOOOO MA HEART😫❤️

(I went mostly with him meeting the kid but the other idea is precious and if wanted, I can do a part two😉❤️)

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Of course he had been surprised. You couldn’t blame him of course, your sweet son had been briefly mentioned only a few times through messages.

Now, on your first date, he was surprised to find Louis was a person, not a pet. He didn’t mind, why would he? Your past wasn’t his business, he wanted to have a future with you and your young man. And that alone made your heart race with admiration and excitement.

That is, until you’d brought him back after dinner to your house, and that love turned to nervousness. You hadn’t told your son that this is where you were, and if he hated Valter, you certainly didn’t want to put either of them through such an endeavor.

“Valter.. listen, I-“

“I have to meet him,” he assures, grabbing your hand in his. Soft green eyes eased your nerves, and he places a soft kiss to your hand before continuing, “if he doesn’t know mommy hanging with a man he doesn’t know, I should let him meet me this once, no?”

He had a point. Your son was a smart kid, and if he’d found out you were with a ‘stranger’ he’d ask you why it was okay for you to go play with strangers and not him. You could hear his childish lisp-like voice now.

Slowly, with a nervous whine, you slowly open the door to your small house; curious George play on the TV while the babysitter and Louis could be heard down the hall, clattering of toys ringing through the house. Dramatic “woaaah!”’s from the baby sitter, as well as monster-like growls from your boy drew your attention to his room, and you shyly squeezed Valter’s hand in yours.

“It will be a mess,” you warn before moving towards the room.

“I have five siblings; I’ll show you a mess.”

You roll your eyes with a laugh before guiding him down your lighted hallway, the noises increasing with each step.

You lean against the doorframe while Valter sets behind you, and you watch adoringly as Louis continues to play with his sitter, barely noticing you. Thin, soft hair flips out into random curls, notifying you that he did indeed have a bath, and despite his father’s shade of eyes, he’s you through and through.

“Louis, I do believe bed time was half an hour ago,” you hum suddenly, and Louis squeals before hiding behind his babysitter. You see his father’s eyes poke out from his hiding space and study Valter curiously, and as the babysitter stands to meet you, you crouch to his level.

“Honey, this is one of mommy’s friends, Valter,” you say softly, smiling as his eyes dart between you and the tall man behind you. “Valter.. this is Louis. My four year old.”

“What’s up little man?” Valter asks, crouching behind you. “Your mom’s told me soooo much about you!” You see Louis’s smile grow shyly, and you turn to Valter with an excited grin. He nods at you confidently, “you know what else she told me?”

Louis tilts his head curiously, and Valter chuckles, “she told me you’re really good with LEGO’s! And boy, I love LEGO’s!”

You had to give Valter credit- you’d barely grazed over that MegaBlocks were Louis’s favorite toys, but you called them LEGO’s until he would be old enough.

Laughing at the exaggerated excitement in valters tone, Louis grabs one of his large fingers in his small hand, tugging him to the pile of MegaBlocks in the corner. “Wanna play with me?” His small, sweet voice asks, and Valter laughs with a happy nod, “you bet I do!”

You feel tears sting at your eyes as you push yourself up, smiling at the sweet sight. It was no longer the babysitter’s dramatic sounds to encourage Louis’s actions, but Valter’s. “Did you know I’m from the place where they make LEGO’s?”

“I thought you were from Swe-“

“Don’t take this away from me,” he snickers, and you laugh before leaving the room in defeat; in the kitchen, thumbing out the money for the babysitter, your ears strain to listen to their conversation, smiling in relief when Louis asks if Valter can come play with him again, and the tall Swede agrees.

“Hey, how about next time mommy and I hang out, you come too, huh? We can do anything you want, kiddo.”

“Okay,” you hear Louis happily agree.

Maybe this could work... guess only a second date could tell.

#okay i liked this so shush😤😂❤️#i also love the name louis so #someone will forgive me #probably #maybe HA #valter skarsgard #valter skarsgard fluff #valter skarsgard x reader #valter skarsgard x reader fluff #valter skarsgard imagine #valter skarsgård #valter skarsgård fluff #valter skarsgård x reader #valter skarsgård x reader fluff #valter skarsgård imagine #also i want to write more for these three 🥺👉🏻👈🏻#pls

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