#what did harry do lmao

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU time travel but with a twist

— where Tom and Harry are best friends but Harry ends up falling for Tom — and Tom? He rejects him. Because Tom isn't ready. Because he thinks relationships are a waste of time — and believes what he and Harry has is better. And, Harry? Though hurt, accepts his answer. Though there is some residual awkwardness — they go back to being friends.

But— now, Tom is more aware of Harry. Now, that he knows Harry is okay with having a romantic relationship with him, he starts noticing things that he hasn't before. He starts thinking about Harry more than he did before (which basically means he thought about him every second now, back then it was one thought per ten seconds but anyways—) and having realizations about himself that he has been ignoring before due to always thinking about the future. After all he is a busy man with a grand plan — he was just too busy to have time for something mundane like introspection, am I right?

Unfortunately, though before Tom could do something about his emotions derailing his plans — Harry dies. For him. To save him

Tom being Tom, through his all consuming grief and regrets — breaks time conventions to save Harry and ends up travelling back on the day Harry came to Hogwarts. And as Tom tries to make amends for his mistakes by trying to befriend Harry, who is the new transfer student earlier than before, he realizes how strange Harry used to be.

How he would act skittish around Tom or glare at him with so much hatred that would make him stumble. Because Harry never did that, or did he? That didn't matter though, because Tom would win him over anyways — because he is the one whom Harry loves loved. So, he is one who would end up winning him anyways — not Black or Longbottom for that matter.

So this au is basically time travelling harry and time travelling tom but both of them from different points of time, trying to do their best — trying to save the world (for Tom, it's Harry and is that my way of implying Harry was his world? Yes.)

#time travelling tomarry #both of them bring time traveller #being* #but with a twist LMAOOOOO #so basically Harry's trying to save the world #while being dumbfounded because why js baby Voldemort being SO NICE WITH HIM #to him* #what does he want with #Harry #what did harry do lmao #while Tom writing down in his diary of how Harry glared at him only 12 times and ran away from him only 5 times today #and that means theyre making a progress 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #my god #misunderstandings #so MANY OF THEM #and drama #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #harry potter #oh yes Tom breaks Harry's past self's heart and then he dies 😭😭 #my poor baby #but dw tom will make it better for harry #maybe harry will even get his memories back after they destroy the whole fucking timeline and slams it back together #into a pile of mashed potatoe

[dolorianwolf]

A tear in the membrane, allows the voices in

#disco elysium #harry du bois #the furies #ough hearing damage by thom yorke is just Harry. #the ‘you can do no wrong (in my eyes)’ is both Kim @ Harry and Harry @ Kim #I can’t draw the skills but I needed to put this somewhere #I can’t draw in general lmao #hm I hate this actually but I’m posting it anyway. did you know Van Gogh hated starry night and would have scrapped it or painted over it i #if he hadn’t died #sometimes we criticize our work so harshly we leave no room for anyone else to give their opinion #and our best bet to receive love and attention is to put everything we create into the universe and hope we live to see it appreciated #including anything we perceive as being not good enough #ANYWAY #idk where I’m going with this. love yourself and your work you never know what piece of your soul will stick with other people

[rewritingcanon]

i remember when i first got into the hp fandom when i was first reading the books i was forcing myself to ship drarry because i wanted to bond with everyone else who was doing it ☠️☠️ i was so excited to get up to hbp to read all of the moments harry was apparently ‘obsessed’ with draco and when i finally read the book i was so damn disappointed 😭 like i open the book expecting drarry and get smacked in the face with HINNY?? yall are actual LIARS im sayinggg

#‘what does this mean? does this mean i just bought ratatouille for nothing?’ #still cant find it in me to ship it. idk what happened but i never found the high everyone else did ☠️ #when they overhype the canon moments of drarry<<<< #back then it felt like u were either a dramione shipper or a drarry shipper and i def didnt want to be with the dramione fans 😭 #i was neither. but i was (and still am) a romione girl till death #anyways drarry is so overhyped the reason people ship it has to be at least half motivated by fanon #harry potter #hp #draco malfoy #drarry slander #hinny #hbp #half blood prince #dramione slander #honest to god i WAS on drarrys side i swear. but it lost me in the plot… there are better enemy to lover stories out there #rewriting #no hate only peace and love #edit tags: this draft from like august but i was too scared to post it lmao. my drarry followers this has nothing to do with u bookies 🫶🫶

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

"i can't believe remus hadn't done more for harry he was best friends with james he should have reached out"

have you ever met a Man in real life? knowing your dead bestie's son is being hunted down by a bunch of nazi terrorists and lives with awful people who hate him and being like "huh. well i guess if he'll need help he'll let me know. here, have some chocolate" is like, the most in-character thing for a male character to do

#remus being like. huh. cool cool. lets learn some dangerous spells and eat chocolate was absolutely in character #we as a fandom should embrace it more #i want more wolfstar raising harry fics where instead of being good parents they just. have no idea what theyre doing #its okay. children fall down the stairs all the time. right? like thats a normal thing for kids to do lol #no hate to men at all i happen to be a man lover myself #but i have never in my life met a man who did a good job raising kids lmao

[wanderingmoonmen]

hiiii my kennderland goddess so ive been catching on to ur series of kennderland sooo much im so hooked to it ITS SO GOOD GODLY DELICIOUS KAWAII DELIGHTFUL GOODNESS i love it so much and like its the reason why im into crackship SO like im not rushing u or anything im just worried if theres anything wrong around u cuz u havent updated since july and i kinda worried ..... if u answer this THANKS SO MUCH for answering and i hope ure always doing well in everything !!!!1!1

Oughhh this is such a sweet ask 😭😭😭 There hasn't been anything "wrong" necessarily - I've been struggling to get through this part of the planned story as I am... way more comfortable writing angst/hurt/comfort/more plot nonsense rather than fluff. I love drawing fluffy stuff! Struggle to write 😅

Between that and just general ~adult life~ fun times (job has been stupid, but now I've committed to finding a new one so that's given a lot of relief, after a couple other med changes for the Mental Illness I'm finally finally feeling better) I haven't been able to progress

However! I do have.......... a lot of other stuff written (both for james/Leon and me falling down the rabbit hole of wesker/Birkin and intertwining everyone between SH and RE) that hopefully once I get through this slump I'll have a little bit of backlog (tbh getting this ask has kinda motivated me to wanting to try and work on this :) )

I also literally have an entire sketchbook full of drawings and have been drawing Entire Group Nonsense that I can hopefully post? I won't promise because it's annoying to scan stuff lol so maybe I'll take some pictures if that's something you'd want to see too (I do have some stuff on here already that went to the drawings on ao3)

It also has passed the one year of drowning into this nonsense where I accidentally drug myself and @fly-rye into this. Seeing these awful unpracticed drawings is so funny and scary 🤣 with me drawing Leon with SUPER emo hair

I'll also in lude some doodles for the last chapters uploaded for PE

Also James' big beautiful body in unrelated stupid shirts

(I've done this on mobile so hopefully the formatting isn't horrendous 😅)

#resident evil #silent hill #silent hill 2 #leon s kennedy x james sunderland #my art #for ao3 #<- tag for stuff uploaded #kennderland #kenderland #also ive been writing a mental essay in my head explaining the way SH works in the interpretation of these two universes colliding #which also idk if anyone is actually interested in #but tldr; mold bc if RE can hand wave the mold nonsense into what it is so can i #but better #ok didnt mean to drag that lmao #i think way too much about logisitics (how did james survive why are there physical manifestations why could harry tell james went to sh) #(which turns into “how do these other morons live too”?) #idk if this is the entire essay of an explanation you want but hey i could go on for hours about this shit bc i love my blorbos

[totopopopo]

Sniffling sobbing and crying like a little wet beastie. Well okay I finished the podcast………

#funny story. I didn’t know camp here & there was a podcast until like three days ago #but I knew the will wood album super well. I literally have done drag to one of the songs on that album #but I thought it was just kind of a weird album that inexplicably only had a few songs with lyrics ??? lmao #like all the lyric songs fuck so hard and I just accepted the other songs like yeah okay weird but okay #overall a great album despite the lack of songs with lyrics. #and then I saw a fucking podcast bracket about it and was like WAIT. THERES A PODCAST???????? and well here we are. #my heart. torn clean from its chest #the song I did drag to was your body my temple and I’m still really proud of my performance but I would do it differently now that I know #what it’s about #i also put it on my Harry du bois playlist before I knew about the podcast but u know what. it still fits #anyways everyone to listen to camp here & there. !!!!!

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

#went to safeway&got told i look like 'ebony darkness'&when i didnt know what the fuck that meant #the cashier was like 'oh you dont know My Immortal? the harry potter fanfic?' #i had to bite thru my tongue to smile&laugh&not be incredibly rude bc like. #what in the FUCK about me makes you just assume i know a damn thing about that nonsense lmao. #&when i was like 'well ill take the compliment. its a compliment right?' #the cashier was essentially like 'its iconic in a different way'&i DID laugh genuinely at that one. #like 'nah its def not a compliment to be called some mary sue from an hp fanfic' YEAH I KNOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

[tobe-sogolden]

is this thing still on......

#wow long time no see #popping on out of nostalgia 🥲 #ive just started studying for my second medical licensing exam #and i was just reminiscing about studying for the first one last year #bc it was at the same time as you are home and as it was release and all the album stuff in general #and i seriously wouldn't have survived that period without harry and everything he was up to #it's so much isolation and weeks upon weeks of just studying from sunrise to sunset and it's mentally draining #so ofc im not excited to do that again 😆 #and feeling stressed that i don't have anything to really look forward to day to day like i did the first time #so i was like aw i should see what people are up to #i still keep up with harry a little like he still comes up on my socials and i see his concert videos and stuff #still rooting for him and still love him to bits tbh but his fandom is unbearable #i gave it an honest try but i didn't even make it 3 years lmao it was hell #maybe it's better now! but better not to risk it lol #i'll find some other way to not off myself these next few weeks #i hope everyone is well!!!!!!

[vimbry]

I haven't looked at any other game info at all bc I want experiences to be unspoiled, but the curiosity of the radio shoutout got the better of me (which I think is easily missable anyway? that's how I'm justifying myself), and it made me notice, the way evrart is described in the narration vs kim lol. oh harry's like, Into Him into him.

#(harry thinking about evrart) bug-eyed grotesquely magnified lookin guy #(harry thinking about kim) did you catch the way his eyes lit up behind his prescription lenses #did you see his eyes dilate with joy because they're Just magnified enough to make it out #I'd seen people mention long before playing that it's easy to read harry as being attracted to kim #but I didn't think so many thoughts would be so openly infatuated by almost everything he does #I guess the idea is that harry is a very passionate individual who's easily dependent on others anyway. and well #the portrait halo definitely says enough #anyway get this man out of the force and into a cool car with a few punk tapes #also wrt evrart. I am not far enough to gauge what my full opinion of his intentions should be yet #but I'm constantly switching to finding him slimy to a hilarious point in his manipulative power moves (the chair lmao #I didn't die to the chair but I assumed that you could) #or. altho clearly more self-serving than the man of the people he tries to assert that he is #possibly just doing what he can in his position by playing the game in a system he knows is inherently corrupt

[statementlou]

hmmm i dunno i’ve to admit that it is a bit unusual how brad is ALWAYS with harry. he was at the brits on a table with the band, he often flies private with harry when most of the crew goes commercial, he often shares harry’s posts on his stories and they’re together all the time like there’s pics of them having dinner alone at h’s hotel in buenos aires back in december, he arrived in la with harry when the rest of the band/crew flew back to the uk after the last latam show. there’s no reason for a pt to be in the crowd of an award show cheering you on yk? Gf tf try to h

😂😂😂

let harry and louis be on friendly terms with their employees 2k23...

anyway so I assume all you bradrry believers out here are also unstanning Harry out of disgust for the abuse of power inherent in a multimillionaire boss/ personal employee relationship...right?

#LMAO #literally which of these things indicates dating help???? #OF COURSE he's glued to harry THATS HIS JOB #like OF COURSE he went to LA with him??? #why would the band need to be with him 24/7 #but also RIGHT HERE this anon is talking about the band being at the brits by this logic what were they doing there? #harry works out with him literally every day for hours probably it would be weird if they WEREN'T friendly enough to like #share a meal once in a while #in that situation with someone he had to work with literally daily I would assume H would find a new trainer #who he did get on with #well enough to have a laugh with and yes to have him come along to the brits if he thought that sounded fun

[lunapwrites]

TOTALLY unrelated aside, but the reason I never played the Sims before now is because I knew it would get its shiny little hooks into my brain. It hits WAY too many of my dopamine buttons to be healthy.

On the plus side, it's actually been helping me get over some mild writers' block I was running into? So that's nice. Nothing like effectively writing a visual crackfic to warm up the old brain wheel.

#i was just going to poke around and see what it was like #encountered a bug that made everyone get randomly angry #the only fix was a mod. #so. gave myself Unlimited Power. #or access to it anyway. #too much power. #i haven't even picked up any of the xpacs #or other mods. #this is JUST the base game. #i am in danger lmao #the house building and character creation are my kryptonite. #anyway Teddy and Harry have been an adventure on their own #please note i didn't do that on purpose #i just had them chat to get friendly #and then left them alone #ted called his mom up like I FOUND A RING and i'm like #THEY WERE ROOMMATES #i don't know if Remus and James are prepared to be in-laws. #but they did set a llama loose at work for shits and gigs. #so at least they're in character XD #i haven't tried to make sirius yet i don't think my heart can handle it #sims 4 #hp

[sunkissedlouis]

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#omg i had a dream about harry #like i randomly met him in a parking lot in the place where we go to during the weekends #he was jogging with a dog that looked like an old english sheep dog dskds #anyway when he passed by i said hi and asked me how i was doing #told him i loved him and his music etc then i asked if i could get a pic or an autograph #but like as he was thinking he had his finger near his mouth while tilting his head like HE WAS SO CUTE WTF #but he said no politely and i was like oh its ok have a good day then he jogged away #later on for some reason we crossed paths again #then he offered me a ticket to a ball dance with him and i was like whAT REALLY WHY #he said he didnt have anyone to go with so he invited me #then he said wear a nice dress what's the colour of ur dress #and i was like ??? uhh blue i guess #then idk how my dad was there but he said yeah wear a blue dress #then h did that pout thing and said no you cant blue #and i was like why not and he was like im gonna wear blue so #then I WOKE UP #like. what was that #thanks for visiting me in my dreams h lmao #riii

[candyxatu]

just played like 7 hours of disco elysium in a deranged feverish state, i think im a speed run world record contender with this pace

#got the body down. did the autopsy.. even got the bullet out after like 30 mins of save scumming lmao #and did the first of evrarts quest thingies that im still not sure if im supposed to be doing #but we move #and someone on reddit said they didnt get the body down until day 4??????? what were you doing??????? #anyway i love this game i would both kill and die for kim and harry #personal

[latinokaeya-moving]

you know. i wouldnt get so privately frustrated everytime i talk with my mum abt me and my brother paying ‘rent’/helping out w food or bills once we both have full time jobs if she at least had the decency to admit she just wants to use the money to pay off her and my dads debts quicker

#x #like. it’s not like i wasn’t planning to help out once i finished uni/got a proper job #i’m not. shameless. regardless of whatever they might think of me. i am in fact aware of the concept of giving back. #but it’s just like the first time it was ever brought up i offhandedly mentioned like. an average of what i thought was a considerate amount #to give. and she was like so obviously appalled? n was like well you know if you were living on ur own you’d be paying 3/4x that right #n suggested double the amount #and i was just like. idk. like no shit it would cost a lot more to live alone #but i’m not doing that am i? i’m staying with YOU. my FAMILY #am i not paying enough with the constant assault on my mental health and well-being by being around my dad here lmao… #did i not spend all my teen years hoping desperately to leave as soon as i could bc i was so miserable #to then find some sort of stability and decide that in this climate itd be better off to stay at home #like. it upsets me bc i’m just trying to think about saving up enough for the smallest hope of a pipe dream of my brother and i buying a #house together in the future. just SOMETHING just for ourselves for a sense of security #and i’ve told this to her like don’t you think me and harry should be saving as much as we can now while we live home… #bc they’re planning to abandon us in a couple years and go back to colombia anyways lmao. so it’s not like we won’t be paying rent ourselves #by the time we’re 25 #which will make saving most of our money harder lmao #anyways she was like you’ll still be able to save a lot of ur money now! it’s not like i’m taking all ur money! #and i just feel like she’s missing the point idk. like. AUGH i’ve lost steam of my argument #but like. it’s not like they’re in a dire situation. like up until now when harry paid his first months worth of ‘rent’ they’d been managing #fine … like obviously everything is more expensive and we’re being more careful but like. it’s not some sort of emergency #she just wants us to ‘help out’ to teach us or whatever. and bc it’s right. bc they’re our parents #which. FINE like again i was never opposed to it ever i’m not an idiot or selfish i get it #but once i start working between me and harry we’ll be paying for half the rent. and we ALREADY buy groceries/food in general when we notice #there isn’t any at home #i hate feeling like i’m an awful entitled child for feeling upset abt it but i just feel like she setting us up to struggle just that Little #bit more when she leaves us alone in this country. and i’ve been stressing abt that since i knew that was their plan when i was like 12! #i don’t want her gentle little suggestions of helping out money wise to be couched in fucking. duty or responsibility to them as my parents #just ADMIT IT to me the money is going to go to paying your debts. just say it to me. it doesn’t sting as much that way. my god

[jlf23tumble]

saw another absurd receipt anon that's been going around surrounding AOTV and I swear to god why does people post these kind of things and the fact that it's so detailed and indepth, also insider info, it's so fake and I don't get why people bother to post them, why, for clout?? Receipts like those always causes hysteria and endless discussions, it's dumb tbh

anon 2: jen have you seen the anon who’s apparently watched aotv? i really want your thoughts on that i don’t know what to think or what to believe but i’ll be really disappointed if what they’re saying is true

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I'm just gonna group these together--I've been out today, and it took me a while to figure out what everyone was all in a lather about, but it looks like a lot of other people have answered this, and a lot more coherently than I ever could! Check out this one, this one, and this one! And my tags!

#i feel like it's giving very much 'harry went on howard stern and omg can you believe he said this????' #and yeah he said it--but jesus the bad faith read on the tone #the out of context hand wring of it all #just so you could be the first one to stir up a lot of shit over literally nothing #and in this case especially so because a) HE HAS ALREADY SAID ALL OF THESE THINGS #and b) he probably will again! #the tone will be different but the message won't #and i don't think he's gonna shit on harry or anything #but he will mention the breakup of the band and he will mention harry around that #because he already has! #and he did it in a sincere way that reflected how he felt in that moment #which is human and normal and totally okay lmao #i really wish louis could market the whole 'pick someone supportive' bullshit and put it on merch or something #like idk what to tell you--if you're supporting a closeted artist #guess what? #they aren't gonna out themselves in a doc like this #and if you really do support him jesus maybe get excited #have some curiosity about what he's gonna say and how he's gonna say it

[cyberbullyinc]

why all people my age fucking love to brag about waking up early on saturday? like it’s the weirdest fucking phenomenon lmfao istg every fucking saturday my facebook timeline is full of “memes” of “no one can be awake at 8 am on a saturday! me:” like 😐 …….. yeah we saw it, it also wasn’t funny the first 50 weeks

#what do u want us to say lmao?😭😭😭😭 #omg ur adulting so hard 😂😂😂 harry potter u did a thing aaaaand he’s behind me right