#but with a twist LMAOOOOO

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU time travel but with a twist

— where Tom and Harry are best friends but Harry ends up falling for Tom — and Tom? He rejects him. Because Tom isn't ready. Because he thinks relationships are a waste of time — and believes what he and Harry has is better. And, Harry? Though hurt, accepts his answer. Though there is some residual awkwardness — they go back to being friends.

But— now, Tom is more aware of Harry. Now, that he knows Harry is okay with having a romantic relationship with him, he starts noticing things that he hasn't before. He starts thinking about Harry more than he did before (which basically means he thought about him every second now, back then it was one thought per ten seconds but anyways—) and having realizations about himself that he has been ignoring before due to always thinking about the future. After all he is a busy man with a grand plan — he was just too busy to have time for something mundane like introspection, am I right?

Unfortunately, though before Tom could do something about his emotions derailing his plans — Harry dies. For him. To save him

Tom being Tom, through his all consuming grief and regrets — breaks time conventions to save Harry and ends up travelling back on the day Harry came to Hogwarts. And as Tom tries to make amends for his mistakes by trying to befriend Harry, who is the new transfer student earlier than before, he realizes how strange Harry used to be.

How he would act skittish around Tom or glare at him with so much hatred that would make him stumble. Because Harry never did that, or did he? That didn't matter though, because Tom would win him over anyways — because he is the one whom Harry loves loved. So, he is one who would end up winning him anyways — not Black or Longbottom for that matter.

So this au is basically time travelling harry and time travelling tom but both of them from different points of time, trying to do their best — trying to save the world (for Tom, it's Harry and is that my way of implying Harry was his world? Yes.)

#time travelling tomarry #both of them bring time traveller #being* #but with a twist LMAOOOOO #so basically Harry's trying to save the world #while being dumbfounded because why js baby Voldemort being SO NICE WITH HIM #to him* #what does he want with #Harry #what did harry do lmao #while Tom writing down in his diary of how Harry glared at him only 12 times and ran away from him only 5 times today #and that means theyre making a progress 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #my god #misunderstandings #so MANY OF THEM #and drama #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #harry potter #oh yes Tom breaks Harry's past self's heart and then he dies 😭😭 #my poor baby #but dw tom will make it better for harry #maybe harry will even get his memories back after they destroy the whole fucking timeline and slams it back together #into a pile of mashed potatoe

[ventique18]

Papa 🐉 is dedicated to being super involved in parenting (product of his childhood longing) so they installed little flaps in most of the castle's doors so 🐉🍼 could go wherever they are, whenever he wants.

So when they hear a sudden tiny stomping into a room, they play a little game where they guess if it's 🐉🍼 or 🐱 begging for food this time.

#baby brainrot again lmaooooo #what boredom does to a mf #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

[gojonanami]

me: *is thinking about getting a cat*

me: I don’t know, maybe I shouldn’t— *sees this*

me: I guess I want a white kitten now

#sab speaks #okay but real talk this is so sick and twisted lmaooooo #but also funny

[utoveria]

SAYS THE GUY WHO TALKS IN NOTHING BUT GAME METAPHORS SHUT UP

#hfkanxqkxkwkdnek #idia is killing me this event hes killing me #lmaooooo #i cannot #twst #twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #twst masquerade #twst idia #idia shroud #sir its time to stop

[taintedtowers]

what if losers finals was good

#doatk #diary of a tourney kid #THE FOOL #Whom's Diary Scribbles #realized i had this to post LALALA #he gets twisted pair from trophybinging dubduo #glasses from his four souls card #aaand loses ipecac because i dont like drawing it LMAOOOOO

[warandpussy]

ok here they are the most ridiculous socks I have ever made

#thanks to my flatmate for doing this for me despite having a twisted ankle #u r a real one #someone come and tell me how perfect the eye buttons are I was so so lucky it was like god herself wanted me to make these socks #knitting #sock knitting #oh also #i showed these to my mum and she was like… they don’t look very practical…. and I’m like yeah babe I know. they have legs. #practicality wasn’t my prime concern here lmaooooo

[cutter-kirby]

on one hand I think caleb is a character that should stay just out of our reach. a ghost both literally and figuratively. he is nothing but what philip remembers him as, which is a shaky, looming figure that twists with each new ramshackle approximation of his dead brother’s memory. someone who is so integral to the narrative, always present, without ever actually appearing. caleb is gone, he has been for a long time, and it should stay that way because now his existence no longer has to be perpetuated by his killer’s faulty depictions of him. he’s free. he can rest.

on the other hand haha zeno robinson doing a bri’ish accent innit mate

#kirbabble #disclaimer: this is my opinion and all that!!!! #idk I’ve always been a fan of characters #who are so integral to the story but never truly appear! #also yes I am a full believer that the ghost we see is just phil’s own making #toh #the owl house #caleb wittebane #hunter noceda #philip wittebane #a vision born of twisted grief love guilt and resentment if you will #is that me just being overly poetic? maybe lmaooooo #I think hunter shouldn’t owe him anything #that he is a whole person because he’s hunter #not because “oh caleb was a good guy so I don’t need to have an identity crisis anymore heehee :))” #like I think that’s a little anticlimatic?? #<— moved this part from the post proper #I realized it was a bit off topic lmao

[kagiura-akira]

i don't know why or how but every time I pick back up where I left off on writing about kagi tormenting hirano I just. His face transforms from sweet kagi into light yagami's in my mind's eye and no I cannot stop it

Like if I have to see this nonsense so do you so here's a visual

#Like visualizing faces is hard for me #Every time kagi has a sadistic thought in this fic his face just. Becomes Light. #kagiura akira #Also every time I see death note I just think of Bound Prince #The mangaka would probably die a little on the inside if they knew this was the legacy they would inadvertently spur #I mean BP puts light in the opposite context of this but #The visuals stand and I cannot stop it #Kagi becoming a mass murderer wasn't on my list of plot twists but here we are #I'm sorry sensei #This is going to be a new AU now #DN hirakagi lmaooooo

[seaofgoldensand]

SCREAMS CO STAR U WANNA GET CHINNED MY GUYYY

#'try not to give up on romance forever' LMAOOOOO #kinda hard when the concept of romance is so heavily twisted nowadays

[eldrbraus]

guess whos the idiot who forgot to use the lilia cards in the titan that regenerates until now.

i am. its me.

#twisted wonderland #twst book 6 spoilers #i was losing my mind in the earth titan #because i dont have good vil epel or rook cards #and my dumb ass didnt think i would need lilia there #most of my good cards are lilia cards #so i. #didnt. #use lilia. #there. #and i should have because the moment i reset the whole thing and use lilia i went through in like one try. #and the worst part is that i already knew how this worked from last year #and even then i was fucking stupid #i will never learn #from now on everything is going to be so easy #imma one shot malleus overblot #LMAOOOOO as if

[renjunnipeikko]

the thing is though that twst is created by the queen of macabre yana toboso herself, but it’s also disney so it has to be family friendly. so there’s all these things suggested or implied in the story that are never elaborated on which allows so much room for plausible deniability. this is most obviously shown in rook and the tweels specifically. there’s so many things about them that are so questionable. but it’s schrödinger’s character lore: they are both walking red flags as much as they are entirely innocent and misunderstood. yana toboso designed them to all come across creepy af with their words but as far as their actual actions go, we cant say that any of those things are true. we can’t say rook absolutely means to hunt people for sport. we can’t say jade and floyd are actual cannibals (at least, we cant say they eat people. we know they‘ve eaten eel and octopus but you can argue that just means the animal and not the mer. so it’s different… i think?). whatever side you’re on, you’re absolutely right. it being a disney world means nothing that gruesome could ever be true. but it being a yana toboso creation means it absolutely is. and i think that’s so much fun

#i personally like to believe it’s darker bc i like creepy stuff #and also i think it’s funny #cut to me posting about how scary I find them to be knowing full well I’m just making up my own lore lmaooooo #also let’s not get into the mess of what exactly disney qualifies as ‘family friendly’ #bc we know they’ve had some crazy shit in their stuff in the past #with the release of that video of alex hirsch dealing with disney s+p we can use that as a standard #(except that would mean toboso got away with wayyyyyyyyyy more than hirsch) #(makes you wonder if she had arguments like that and what she might’ve said to justify letting it pass) #twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #rook hunt #twst rook #jade leech #twst jade #floyd leech #twst floyd

[deus-ex-mona]

in other news, stan fruits☆sugar for a ✨good time✨

#it’s been a week since the last chapter and i’m still thinking about it wayyyyyyy too much #i just... frusu’s internal conflict is an amazing trainwreck. it’s glorious to watch #i don’t wanna spoil too much but aaaaaaaaaaa asuna ily smmmm you deserve better honey (for real) #though speaking of asuna… is it just me or does mona’s song from the koishiteru album (the whipped cream one) actually fit asuna more? #like the whole thing about not being picked due to appearances just reminds me a lot about her ‘centre conflict’ with miyu #but reallyyyyyyy… i can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen next in the next chapter of the mona manga👀👀 #mona and asuna are such foils to each other… it’s really amazing to see… especially with how the previous and the most recent chapters ended #if you know you know👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 i don’t wanna spoil too muchhhhh #but the plot twists are frankly kinda insane for a manga that’s supposed to be about idols lmaooooo #ig backstabbings and stuff are just ✨showbiz baby✨ #it is suiyoubi my dudes #deus ex asuna (of fruits☆sugar)

[swording]

comrades im employed again 🫡

#alx.txt #took that job offer #the real twist is its the same company i left last year LMAOOOOO #different project/studio tho #im excited.....and scared!!!!!!

[utoveria]

Them 💞

#twst #twisted wonderland #how many posts can i make with just the caption ~them~ #while all they do is literally stand next to each other lmaooooo #my crumbs #jade leech #jade x ruggie #ruggie bucchi #jaderuggie #jaeragi #on the side note the event was a delight

[hopelessromantic-ghost]

that’s my mans 🥰💖

#personal #yet another romance club story where i choose the WORST li to date 😭 #i hated all my ‘friends’ in game and then my mans KILLED them and i was like ☹️ like hello? what is with the aggression?? #this story was so funny though. like for the LONGEST time i thought heavens secret was gonna be like #pi.xelberry’s the fr.eshman series with an angels vs demons twist and i kept pushing it off like AUGH it sounds so awful #AND THEN S2 KICKED OFF AND IM LIKE HELLO?? WE’RE GOING TO WAR??? #s3 was just. bad decision after bad decision i could NOT catch a break 😮‍💨 truly did not help that i chose to romance #the literal war criminal killing everyone INCLUDING ME IN MY HUMAN LIFE LMAOOOOO #i was waiting for the achievement in game ‘You killed God!’ but then my mans is like you can’t kill god. idiot. #but we DID imprison him in a shell of darkness that he probably won’t be able to escape from for another millennia or so 😋 #anyways 💕 malbonte you are so evil. please stop being 200% all the time every scene 🫶 #body horror tw #kind of ?

[timbourinedrake]

I just found out that an Impulse fan film is being made and-

Not to be a hater but WHY are they making Cissie his love interest and also making her go by Suzanne instead :////

I'll probably still give it a watch because they're including Max and I will take any Impulse content I can get

#CAROL IS RIGHR THERE. RIGHT THERE IF YOU WANT A LOVE INTEREST #I'm also hesitant about how they're twisting his backstory but it sounds like it could still be pretty on the mark #yeah my number 1 complaint here is making Cissie his love interest #Whyyyyyyyyyyt #like they're specifically just friends in the comics #they're platonic soulmates don't make me see them romantically ugh #impulse #bart allen #the flash #also i found this as a job listing LMAOOOOO #They're looking for a VFX artist if anyones interested #dc