so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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Attempting to get the beast used to a dental hygiene routine is… well, it’s going.
(She stayed that way for a solid 8 seconds despite hating being held belly up so I think it’s safe to say that Mim is not beating the ‘tiny speaker playing elevator music instead of a brain’ allegations any time soon.)
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i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun
hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-
parker: i dont know
hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?
parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?
eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?
parker: that’s what i said!
hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now
sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?
hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.
sophie: …….july 12th
hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?
sophie: ………… (guilty silence)
parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison
hardison:
hardison: what the fuck guys
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18+ | nsfw | mdni
need to write a fic where fem!reader gets wet every time coryo insults and criticizes her
and then when he finally fucks her he’s just throwing the meanest, most degrading words down at her while he piston fucks her soaking wet pussy
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yeah yeah young sister imperator i get it but when are we going to talk about old imperator in her red stilettos serving absolute “i have a huge strap” cunt? forget that crusty old shart man, baby, i’m literally right here
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Time for more Lisa Frankenstein posting. Potential vague spoilers below!
It’s about the gender. He’s gender. She’s gender. They’re both gender together. It’s about finding someone who Gets You™️ and making something of that together. It’s the way he looks at her as a person. The way he sees how she is scorned and doesn’t hesitate to try and do something about it. It’s the pure concern when she drops the axe and runs to him. Not concern that she’ll hurt him but concern because SHE’S hurting. It’s the way he loves her with his whole heart from the moment he sees her but doesn’t try to force her to love him back. He just pines and does his best to support and care for her. It’s the way he lights up with such genuine tooth rotting warmth when she realizes he loves her. The way he cradles her against him and cares for her.
THE WAY HE DOES ALL OF THIS WITHOUT EVER SPEAKING?! He vocalizes sure but never speaks until the literal final shot of the movie. Fuck man Cole Sprouse is such an amazing actors.
OH ALSO!!!! It’s the way his dead person makeup makes sense! The skin is shrunken so there’s a noticeable dip from where the bone of his skull ends and the cartilage of his nose bridge continues. It’s the way he’s grey and veined and stiff limbed! Like sure it’s not realistic he wouldn’t be all gross and decayed but also suspend your disbelief yada yada
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I’m all for useless lesbian couples but ronance being the smart, strong, badass couple who complement, challenge and bounce off each other’s ideas till they finally reach common ground is so precious to me ahhh, what a power couple
(yes there is a full-on ramble in the tags that I will not apologize for)
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just so we’re on the same page, if azula isn’t redeemed and at peace by the time the aang movie rolls around, she better have her own slice of life.
you mean 12 years post war, aang and katara get to be engaged/married, zuko could have a kid on the way for all we know, and azula will still be zuko’s scheming little sister?
i swear if she’s a villain and doesn’t finish dinner and tuck her children into bed before heading to her lair, i’ll be done with atla.
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