#why am I so corny?

[writey-lefty]

I think I'm just about done with chapter 3 but I made myself giggle with this. Don't judge me 😂

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“I am Bakugou Katsuki,” Katsuki huffed. “Dragon King of the land of Yuuei.”

“Sure, sure,” Izuku said dismissively while rolling his eyes. “And I’m Midoriya Izuku, ruler of broccoli and all things green.”

#boku no hero academia #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #bkdk #bnha #mha #katsudeku #bkdk brainrot #why am I so corny? #no ragrets #chapter is still kinda angsty tho

[blushweddinggowns]

Eddie could barely hear the sound of the fireworks over the wet sounds of their lips meeting. They were making out on his bed, and they had been for hours, both more than happy to ignore how tired they were.

Steve pulled away first, laughing when Eddie tried to chase his mouth. He put a hand to his chest to hold him back, smiling ear to ear, Happy New Year.” 

Eddie grinned back at him, still angling to press their lips back together, "Happy New Year."

And what a year it was, definitely in competition for the best year of Eddie’s life. Sure he had spent half of it in the hospital, and yeah he was making a lot of morally questionable career choices, but he was saving money and helping his uncle financially. And the small fact he had freaking Steve Harrington as a boyfriend. And in his bed. Who was letting him start kissing his pretty mouth again.

Eddie couldn’t think of a better way to ring in the New Year.

He didn't know how long they laid there together, lazily exploring each other. It wasn't until Steve started yawning into his mouth did Eddie decide it was about time to call it a night.

Steve crawled under the covers first, smiling when Eddie kissed his forehead before standing, "Where are you going?"

"Just gonna get some water sweetheart, you need anything?

“Water sounds good, but hurry. Or else I’ll miss you.”

Eddie snorted, way too amused at the line. God, he was corny. But that didn’t stop Eddie’s heart from skipping a beat. He was too fucking cute.

Cute enough for him to actually hurry. He was just stepping back into the hallway from the kitchen, two glasses of water in hand when the door slammed open. It was a miracle he didn’t spill it all over himself. 

He could hear the sound of his uncle cursing, mumbling under his breath, “Gotta fix that damn door.”

Wayne was home, four hours earlier than he should have been, and Eddie was frozen in the hallway like a moron. He spotted Eddie the second he turned his head, of couse he did. Their house was the size of a match box, and the sight of him stopped Wayne in his tracks. 

Shit.

There he was, with two glasses of water in his hands, in only his underwear, hair a mess.

 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

They stared at each other, neither of them sure on what to say next. Eddie swallowed, suddenly feeling very ill. 

"You're home early," He tried, like that was going to make a difference. Wayne nodded, eyebrow raised as he looked him up and down.

Eddie’s mind was racing for some kind of explanation. Maybe he could try and play it off as a new girlfriend-

"Go get dressed and get Steve,” Wayne sighed, “It's time we all had a talk."

Well so much for that. 

That’s how the two of them found themselves huddled on the couch together, eyes trained on the floor while Wayne stared them down. Eddie was clutching at Steve’s hand, aware that now probably wasn’t the best time for it. But he didn’t have a choice. It was the only thing that was stopping him from having a panic attack. 

He didn’t know how this was gonna go, but he had a feeling that tears were going to be involved.

It’s not that he doubted that Wayne loved him, not after everything he’d done for him. He was ninety percent sure full disownment was off the table. And he knew Wayne loved Steve, maybe not as much as him, but he was probably a solid sixth or seventh place. Steve had been glued to his side for over a year now, but even before that Wayne knew him. The two of them had bonded plenty while Eddie was in a coma for three months.

And that wasn't including all of the sports games they were obsessed with watching together.

But that didn’t mean that he’d be okay with this. Did it?

Wayne finally broke the silence, expression unreadable, “How long has this been going on for?”

Eddie opened his mouth, cringing when no sound actually came out. But Steve was answering for him, voice shaky but determined, “We’ve only been together for a few months. But I’ve been in love with him for a lot longer.”

“Me too,” Eddie added, finally finding his voice, emboldened by Steve's honesty, “I…I love him more than anything Wayne.”

But just because he could talk didn't mean he could actually look at him. He was staring at the ground, too much of a coward to meet his eyes. But if he had, he would have seen them soften, his arms relaxing at his sides. 

He pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a long exhale, “Christ, I knew this day was coming, I just didn’t think it would be so soon.”

Eddie looked up at him, a hopeful feeling blooming in his chest, "You did?"

The old man actually rolled his eyes at him, “Eds, do you think I’m an idiot? Or do you think the two of you are sneaky? Because either way, you’re wrong.”

"Of course, I knew. Eds you’re my boy. How could I not know? I've been preparing for this since last year. I just thought that you’d clue me in when you both finally got your shit together." 

"You're not mad?" Steve asked. He sounded cautiously optimistic, eyes flitting between Eddie and Wayne.

"Steve, there's no one else on this earth that makes him as happy as you do. That's all that matters to me. But why didn’t you just tell me?"

“I was terrified of what could happen,” Eddie admitted, guilt replacing the anxiety in his stomach, “We both were. And I…I didn’t want to lose you.”

He startled a little when Wayne squatted down in front of him, instantly pulling him into a hug, "I want you to listen up and listen up good. There is nothing you can do that would make me stop caring about you, let alone stop loving you. I’m not going anywhere."

Eddie nodded against him, clutching at his shirt. He was a little bit in awe here. Yeah, he knew Wayne was a good person, obviously, but he was just so...awesome. Everything Eddie could ask for in a parent. How the hell had he ever been related to his dad?

Oh god, he was going to cry, his original prediction ringing true. He felt like a little kid again, back when Wayne was the only person in the world who made him feel like he was loved.

Wayne turned to look at Steve, “And that includes you too. When I say you can tell me anything, I mean you can tell me anything.”

They pulled back, Wayne giving Eddie a chance to wipe at his eyes before going on,

"But that's only me. You got that? The world ain’t kind and I need you both to be safe. Whatever you do under this roof, stays under this roof. While I am not here.”

He grimanced, eyes back on Steve, “And look here, I got nothing against your parents, but you especially need to be careful. Your dad…” he trailed off, “Your dad won’t be as accepting as me, understand?”

Steve nodded, fully aware of just how unaccepting his dad would be, “Understand.”

“All right then," He slapped his knees, standing up with the kind of old man groan that Eddie would make fun of him for, if he wasn't so choked up.

He looked between the both of them, hands on his hips in a certified exasperated dad stance, "Now you know I love you both right?”

Steve glanced at Eddie, squeezing his hand with a smile. They both looked up at him, simultaneous in their answer, “We love you too.”

sfw version of a future chapter of this fic

#why am i so corny #unknown #ally uncle wayne #best parent ever #a headcanon I will never let go of #steddie #steve harrington #uncle wayne #eddie munson #steddie fic #steddie ficlet #the universe trapped in your skin #tumblrized version

[nc-vb]

if it’s gotten to the fucking point that the Ministry of Education has to announce that “the school year is cancelled” for part of Gaza because all its students have been murdered, humanity has failed, failed at everything— flat out, point blank, and unequivocally failed.

#I will not pretend that I’ve known the extent of the situation up until now #I feel I’ve been out of touch with true reality and have only now been catching up #and my heart and mind will never fully be able to comprehend why and how and WHY this is happening #but GOD these children #I once worked with Syrian youth who had come to Canada with their families #to hear their pain and listen to their cries— I still don’t sleep well at night. I hear them all the time. #now children are writing their names on their bodies so they can be IDENTIFIED. #humanity has failed; this is NOT humanity. #it’s just so insane and unbelievable and just simply UNFATHOMABLE that this is going on #LET ALONE FOR OVER 17 YEARS. #to hear my friends and coworkers cry over their lost friends and family members #to have to hold them for THIS REASON. #I have never been a praying person in my life but I am believing in any and every god for the people of Palestine. #I will not believe that choosing to pray does nothing. #because while those beautiful people keep praying I will keep praying. #and it’s not even corny to say that I’m praying for that bright break in the clouds #for the sun to shine upon them SOON AND QUICKLY. #for my friends and my coworkers and my neighbours who grieve and mourn but still pray for an end. #hugging and kissing and holding everyone very tightly from where I am. because I can do little else than I already am. #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #✦ nc vb. #cw murder

[derpinette]

girls being nice to me gets me higher than ecstasy ever could

#SORRY for the corny post but this is how i truly feel not waxing poetic here like literally it does #i just met the cool girl i keep talking about & IT WAS SÅ FREAKEING ÅSUM ^_^_^_^_^_^ YAY #HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY #OK sorry for screaming But i really am very excited... #turns out she is autistic & we discussed our neuroses while eating & ugh she is just as cool as i thought she was #always tell people you think have Swag that you noticed it on them see how it worked for me #i was so scared of spilling my spaghettis but turns out that was exactly what i needed to do to be friends ^_^ YAY #we went to a lot of different libraries together & i got a small old eyeless bunny plush from the event we went to caus i felt bad for it #i even showed her my pony art & i told her about my cringe interest (that music event i like...♯RealOnesKnow ) #& she thought it was COOL.& i felt like it was really genuine & she talked about reading BL LOL we discussed fujos together #we even talked about finding moids ugly #it was so awesome she was so cool & Nice To Me... i feel like i am on CUMULONIMBUS ( cloud 9 ) ^_^_^_^_^_^ #talking to her in person was so much better than online OMG now i wish i really was friends with you muties IRL #i wish you a Girl Friend experience just like this to those who post about wanting them i really do #also the reason why i even like my Music Event so much is because the first time i watched it was with a bunch of women #& i had so much fun & they were so nice to me i keep returning & now that Event means so much to me & I LOVE IT sorry (NOT) #i know this sounds like tumblrina fiction i would not believe it either IDK what to say to make it sound legitimate 0_0 like it is so crazy #to me as well IDK i can barely get over it & IDK if i really want to so um well YAY ^_^ AIMU SO HEPI :DDD

[localapparently]

do u know how a lot of your artworks are just stuck to me now?? probably to a lot of ppl too. you seriously have magic in delivering heartfelt message through your art 🥹

thank you for your kind words ;-; a lot of times its just me being caught up in trying to express something, then after i finish the product im like "eghh,,, ive stared at this too long,,, will people understand how i felt when i scripted it?" and then people do. so seeing such reactions feel very rewarding.

#thoughts like “how do i pace out the panels and pictures so the reader's eyes will digest the story like how I want it to be portrayed?” #“how do I capture the clumsy awkward yet direct dialogue #why am i making this #what did i want to say?” #in the end i think i'll look back on my old comics and think they were corny or i could draw better #but right now i hope they're understood #so i'll trust my Right now brain. i think #asks

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

superstitious

i don’t believe much in signs but i texted a friend after a long time and was told that it had been a low point and they were praying for one when i came back as a sign

i don’t believe much in fate but there is a friend i once made and we kept missing our train but i am no longer scared of not talking to her because all this time we haven’t made it long without finding the other again and again

i am not too superstitious but i joked once about catching nazar after having the most comically sad month ever to which a friend said she’ll take care of it and the rain next morning washed away the troubles

i don’t believe much in blessings but there was a day i would have taken one and it came in the mail with perfect timing enclosed within was love trinkets and sour candy and it came not a day too late no matter how long i’d been waiting

i find religion hard to keep i fear it will give me reasons to suffer and complacency to keep suffering but i think i will give faith another chance and put it in my darlings in the love that surrounds me

taglist (send me a message or an ask to be added or dropped from the list <3): @enigmasandepiphanies @mistyw273 @genderfuckfag @fanofthepod @mrdyketator @davidpincher @callme-aria

#vidhik.writes #in bleak times one must write corny notes app poetry about people they love #fun fact all true events and that is why i am so in love with my friends like i don't care if i never find a great romantic love #because i have found so much love and fulfillment in my platonic relationships

[sammerific]

i finished rewatching spn and my favorite scene after all that is sam sleeping / being startled awake in the tombstone episode...

#he looks so soft in that scene okay #sometimes i wonder why i love this show when i am not rlly that big on horror lolll and just focus on emotional or cute and corny scenes #ok but i did like the horror of hallucifer and s11 lucifer and when he resurrected sam in s13 #but im not that into s1 horror and idk why

[ni-ien]

I haven’t drawn anything recently but I’m trying to pick up some old wip’s! 😭 in the meantime have the start of some yuri that I did for a class a few months ago :]

#I posted just the cover awhile ago but here’s the whole thing 🥹 #this is really just an excuse for me to post a lil’ update though and truthfully. I haven’t been able to finish anything for 4 months 😭 #thanks for sticking around! 🥰🫶 #oc #23tarts #actually I was really upset abt this assignment bc the prof gave us so many requirements for it #for a class that was neither an art or a creative writing class #and only a WEEK to do it 😭 #that’s why it’s so. corny :) #but we need cringe lesbians too I am a firm believer in cringe lesbians 🫡 #love wins!!!

[truegoist]

CRINGE !!

#ew #i hate my writing sometimes why is it so corny but yolo #I AM (not) A ROBOT

[lovtalk]

letterboxd is fun to log the movies you’ve seen or to discover movies you wanna watch one day, until you get to the review parts and see people making the most unfunny jokes and seeing them sit at the very top with the most likes. even worse when it’s on serious movies

#cause why am i seeing jokes being made about the iron claw?? did you not fucking watch it? #no one on that app is funny. it’s clear that most people watch movies as early as they can so they can get the top review and it’s so corny

[cptnbeefheart]

i think i gotta pl;ay fallout 4 ..

#YAPPING this morninh #i tried watching the show i DIDNT LIKE IT. i would rather play the games #in middle school i tried fallout3 but i never felt incentivized to explore the world after getting out of the vault . #i think beth esda games are just like that though idk. ive been playing wolfing stein 2 (2017) and it feels like. beth esda uncharted #i think its just bc its an action adventure and you have like a little team and so far it hasnt been open world the way it was advertised #but ive been getting into the lore of the world in falloiut and im really enjoying it so maybe my game tastes have changed idk its worth a #shot :D i watched this video abt ghoul being an embodiment of the mythologized wild west genre in american pop culture history and how #pervasive a fantasy like that is. the continuation of manifest destiny and rooted in white supremacy yk. but also through the fallout lens #of 'Look at this idealized nuclear family/ american dream and look who it excludes look how it fails' and its really making me wanna try #playing again. i think one of my biggest flaws that i hate is that i cannot tolerate playing old games that are ugly in retrospect .... i #just cant.... i cant play the first red dead its too ugly im sorry... but i WILL research the lore and stuff #anyway thats why i think ill try 4. im just worried i wont like it bc you know.. i like platform action adventures.. not corny shit like #uncharted but idk maybe its an antiquated way of designing games but i like levels i like being given a campaign. i think my favorite way a #game works is like the way red dead does it. the story progresses but you can also explore on your own time. and the world changes as the #story progresses. idk i think i just maybe am not the target audience for any bethesda game LMFAO. anyway if anyone wants to give some #wise words regarding this Advice opinions etc feel free to send asks leave replies dm me :D

[laurmaus]

Hellll nooooooo😭😭😭😭😭

#OK BUT i kind of went crazy like thats literally him i think #i b so bored in first period i was on gacha this morning like my life depended on it i had a Vision #i made garroth too but he looks so stupid he’s hidden away😭😭 #IMMA POST THE REST OF MU GACHAS THEY ARE ACTYALLY SO AWESOME #I never had a gacha phase as a pre teen and decided it’s never too late like last month before downlaoding #IDK WHY I EAS NEVER ON THIS IN FIFTH WHEN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WAS THIS APP IS SO FUN #i literally go to the best high school ever and have the best friends ever literally no one cares what cringe ass thing people do #ive neverhad to feel ashamed abt my corny interests and imma b real i literally wouldn’t even have any corny interests if everyone wasn’t so #nice like😭😭😭😭It’s an encouraging environment u would NEVER see me doing this stuff in middle school i think it’s like the County school vibe #Sorry i got side tracked kind of I WISH I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW GENKUENLY GRATEFUL I AM ON TWT BUT I FEEL LIKE THATS SO SAPPY like no one #is thinking abt it that deeply but I AM im SO HAPPY to be in a place where i’m cherished and appreciated and where people will listen to my #mcd rant during lunch even fhough they have no idea wtf im talking about like GUYS☹️☹️☹️❤️ #ougghhhh shout out to class of 2025 and my School in general and mt Friends obviously i love fhem so much

[mitzidraws]

STRANGER THINGS VOLUME 2 SPOILERS!!!

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what really gets me is that eddie’s death was so preventable. he could’ve gone up that rope. he could’ve kept running and found shelter. he didn’t need to be a hero for the town that literally hated him. the demobats were incapacitated within minutes of him running from the trailer. and the town still thinks he’s a murderer. the duffers really said “well we need at least one death” and fucking chose eddie and gave him a basically meaningless sacrifice. fuck not running and fuck being a hero, dustin and mike looked up to him so much and idolized him (and will would’ve too if he got to meet him). the duffers gave us such a lovable and relatable character that everybody adored, only to rip him away within one season because god forbid they go without a death.

i am bitter. and not well.

#he became one of my comfort characters within the first 10 minutes of his screen time #and the duffer bros just ripped that away #yeah it was basically inevitable and u could see it from a mile away #but they didn’t have to :( #i will be sending them my therapy bill #like honest to god why is there this precedent that people HAVE to die #i would be perfectly happy and content if everyone lived even if it’s fucking corny #maybe that’s just because i myself am corny #i miss him so much already #AND HE FUCKING MISLEAD ALL OF US IN THAT OEN INTERVIEW WHERE HE SAID HE AND CHARLIE WERE PUSHING FOR MORE SCENES TOGETHER IN S5 #or the interviewers skewed it #anyways it’s pain #eddie #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things volume 2 #stranger things season 4 #stranger things season 4 volume 2 #stranger things vol 2 #stranger things vol 2 spoilers #stranger things spoilers #dustin henderson #mike wheeler #will byers

[glindaupland]

i think one of the other funny things i forgot to note was overhearing fandom talk irl at my korean performances like at the stage door “송크리/song chri (song eunhye) is a little bunny princess…” or while leaving the theater “this is really 집팬텀/house phantom (kim jutaek)? wow im really going crazy” like the nicknames and also referring to them as the fan-assigned animals lol 😭

#the house phantom thing is because #주택/jutaek also means housing #and 집/jib is house #so 집팬텀 #it’s why i keep making my corny jokes about real estate and housing #once again i am a victim of the housing crisis #if ur wondering his animal is a raccoon lmao

[abc-felixx]

sometimes I remember how much I loved fashion and fashion magazines as a child.

I really wanted to be a model, I loved the aesthetic, I loved the androgyny of modeling. I recall submitting ‘glamor shots’ once as an application for child modeling. It’s funny I remember how embarrassed I was because I didn’t see the point in trying. I was too poor, too short, and honestly I was quite ugly. but I thought maybe I could make up for it with my semi androgynous looks, my high cheekbones, my long neck, and perhaps the potential of my figure and freckles. It was futile though, I was mostly intimidated and ashamed, like I didn’t belong. I knew they all weren’t like me, they had money, they had reason to be there. they had actual professional glamor shots, not dark and grainy, low quality pictures taken on a phone in a basement. It was great to have the opportunity, a supportive mother, and the confidence and determination to try. at times it did feel worthwhile, I like that I have have the spirit despite all the odds working against me and confidence even though I knew I was ugly. I was doomed from the start, but I did it anyway because perhaps it feels better to try than not at all, no matter the outcome. I’m grateful anyway and somehow. just another long lost memory, I’m glad that I’ve always had aspirations and that I’ve always wanted to try. makes me still want to take opportunities if I can and if not, then make the opportunity achievable. impossible can be like totally possible if I try hard enough.

#I don’t think I could get any more corny than this #yikes #sorry #I am still too short #but I’m hot now so I don’t care #why do you have to be tall to be a model I don’t understand #I still love fashion #and magazines #and collages #twiggy #androgynous people 😵‍💫😵 #W #bazaar #gq #vogue

[ghoulification]

#why am i so corny #mirilori #myscs