#why isn’t he mine

[bradleysweetheart]

boyfriend!bradley, boyfriend!bradley, boyfriend!bradley 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#i am screaming in an open field #howling if u will #why isn’t he mine #he’s so thick #& big #i can’t he’s so cute but so hot #brad brad #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster bradshaw #bradley rooster #top gun mav #top gun fandom #top gun #top gun maverick #miles teller #miles💘

[lewmagoo]

rhett is the kind of guy who jumps at any chance to help you. if you try to lift something heavy or move furniture around him he’s immediately like “let me get that for ya.” or he’ll just wordlessly take it. you never have to exasperatedly beg for help, because he’s happy to do it. he loves to make sure you’re taken care of in all ways, big and small.

#sighhh #why isn’t he mine #rhett musings #rhett abbott x reader

[angeljude]

Jude out celebrating the win over Barcelona last night

#he’s so hot #why isn’t he mine #jude bellingham #real madrid

[doubletalkingmaeve]

I just fell to my knees screaming and sobbing

#he’s so boyfriend here #why isn’t he mine #metallica #jason newsted

[suitehearttts]

casual Gwen! ⭐️🧷🌸🕸️

#I love her prom outfit and I wish her personal style was more explored!! #even what she wears while visiting Miles dosen’t feel super consistent but I have a theory… headcanon if you will #that she wears Peter’s old clothes after he dies and that’s why her wardrobe seems inconsistent 😭 #but maybe that’s just me and her wardrobe isn’t that inconsistent #who knows! #gwen stacy #ghost spider #spider woman #gwen spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #atsv fanart #mine #suiteheartts art

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

thinking abt one of my favorite asinine izzy takes which is that a conversation starting with “i should’ve let the english kill you” and ending with “[you] better watch your fucking step” contains absolutely zero death threats

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #dizzy izzy #israel hands #s1e10 #if this post is in the izcourse tag no it isnt u just dont know how to use tumblr #txt #mine #og #i miss s1 deranged izzy so much tho he was so fun #why do ppl want to argue that this isn’t a death threat it’s so much juicer if it is???? #the DRAMA yall cmon. stop making izzy boring

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

#Also a possibility: Jamie not signing out of his and asking Roy what he thinks of #guys and when Roy is like stop that why did you make me a Grindr profile why are you swiping on guys and even if you were WHY that one #And Roy’s trying to get the phone out of Jamie’s hand and when he does Jamie’s like stop that’s my account let me swipe #on him I was just trying to find out what kind of guys you’d be into before making yours 😔 #+ Roy being so critical of Jamie’s taste in men like him??? seriously??? because the idea of Jamie messaging any of them bothers him #I may turn this into a RoyJamie fic at some point or possibly RoyJamie that has Keeley later too #Obviously Roy’s brain obsesses over Jamie’s Grindr profile and what he may or may not be doing with it just as much as he obsesses over #Jamie in general after this and he’s stuck trying to figure out how to casually bring it back up to him #(Spoiler alert: it’s Roy so it absolutely won’t be casual and yet Jamie won’t care that it isn’t at all #) #Jamie would GLADLY be the one fucking around with Roy but he’s also out here advocating for Roy to fuck in general #RoyJamie #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Ted Lasso #Mine #Grindr fic #Putting that there for when I come back to this because I have a lot of thoughts #Once again I refuse to reread words and edit rn so I’ll just be bummed about the errors later

[atlasshrugd]

this is your daily reminder that it is a CANON EVENT that josh hutcherson inadvertently inspired jennifer lawrence to pursue an acting career when they were kids long before they ever met. this is some everlark level of soulmatism wtf wtf

#I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE #IT LITERALLY PARALLELS EVERLARK #HOW PEETA THROUGH KATNISS THE BREAD DESPITE THEM NEVER TALKING BEFORE #HOW THAT ACT HELPED KATNISS AND HER FAMILY SURVIVE #AND NOW WHEN JOSH BECAME AN ACTOR HE INSPIRED JLAW TO BE ONE TOO #DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY NEVER MET #AND THEN THEY MET TO PLAY SOUMATES IN THG #ITS JUST TOO UNREAL #why isn’t this more common knowledge?? #the hunger games #thg #everlark #joshifer #josh hutcherson #jennifer lawrence #mine

[geneticdriftwood]

i’m having thoughts about batman vs green arrow, and how the central characters shape the stories their supporting casts are allowed

like, in batman comics, bruce’s story is about being permanently shaped by a grief he can never move on from (his parent’s deaths, and later jason’s death). the premise of batman, bruce’s unyielding dedication to his mission, requires that bruce always be living in the shadow of his formative trauma, always responding to it. structurally, he can never be allowed to heal (because a happy bruce wayne isn’t batman), which means he can’t really grow. his supporting cast can develop and grow in their own right, but they can’t leave (bc they’re batman characters), so they stay stuck in the same unhealthy dynamics with bruce. this creates a narrative paradigm where positive change rarely sticks, cycles aren’t broken, and the easiest story to tell is a tragedy. bruce isn’t allowed a happy ending, so nobody who loves him gets one either.

now compare this with green arrow, where ollie’s stories are so often about having the humility, courage, and determination to take accountability for your mistakes and change for the better. transformative change is his whole deal! it’s the point of the island! and his relationships with his supporting cast reflect this. ollie messes up, he learns from it, and his relationships with other characters develop and improve accordingly. the point of the story is that ollie changes, making change possible for everyone. and so green arrow books present a paradigm where characters are allowed to grow in ways that stick, where harm can be learned from instead of brushed aside, and where happy endings aren’t guaranteed but do largely feel possible. yk?

#is this even anything? idfk #apologies to arrow fans if i’m off base. i’m still pretty early in my ga reading but this is what i’ve gathered so far #this is a pessimistic take on batman but like. my favorite character is dick grayson so can you really blame me? #this is why batman comics accidentally do such a good job depicting the cyclical nature of abuse #bruce isn’t allowed to heal so he keeps hurting his kids in the same ways #and his kids can’t set boundaries that stick bc they have to come back and be his supporting cast again #bam! inescapable toxic family dynamics! #dick’s case is the most tragic to me on a meta-narrative level #because he’s a major character in his own right so he sometimes escapes being bruce’s supporting cast (and thus bruce’s abuse) for a bit #either as nightwing or in titans books #but he was bruce’s sidekick for irl decades and he'll never fully be allowed to break free #dc #bat tag #arrow tag #ollie queen #oliver queen #green arrow #dc meta #mine: dc #not main tagging this with bruce or batman bc that's hitting the hornets nest lets be real. #and anyways this is for ollie fans and my dick grayson tragedy enjoyer mutuals

[girlblocker]

dads when they’re asked basic information about their childrens’ lives

#the posts abt men not knowing their kids birthdays and doctors and such…. #mine usually isn’t TOO bad but why can’t he learn my best friends name!!!

[judeswhore]

i wna kiss and bite his neck :)

#jude bellingham #he’s soooo pretty #why isn’t he mine :( #i deserve him

[skysquid22]

Mine is soooooo contradictory, it’s fascinating. He prioritizes long term gains to such an effect he got ousted from his R&D job because of it but blows money to an outrageous degree in the short time of Yakuza 3 and his justification for it is that he’ll make up the money later. (Won’t exactly matter if you bankrupt NOW, now will it huh?) His primary goal is to find someone who values people over cash and once he finds that in Daigo he criticizes him for the naïve perspective saying that he should focus on the interests of the Clan as a whole and not on third, unrelated, parties (Kiryu). In his rooftop speech he makes a point that he wouldn’t have spent all of Yakuza 3 trying to keep a hold over the Tojo Clan if Daigo hadn’t ‘failed’ him. Meaning that up to the events of the game Mine had been living proof of his answer by following Daigo through and through WHILE (if we count RGGO) continuously advocating for a ‘Clan first people later’ approach. He’s actually his own worst enemy. Just a constant self sabotage of what he wants versus what he believes is best.

#yakuza #mine yoshitaka #yakuza 3 #skyspeaks #rgg #not to say that he wasn’t sorta right about it all #it might’ve partly been jealousy too but he was right about separating from Kiryu esp when it was weakening Daigo’s control over the Clan #but Daigo’s relationship to Kiryu does source from what Mine values and honors in Daigo so damn much. it’s the same stuff. #I guess that’s why he jumps to his destructive conclusion… because it’s too good to be true and because bonds between people aren’t always #enough. he needs to find a middle ground #yes love isn’t enough his affection/admiration/love for Daigo is what will kill him in the end in a roundabout way #but love is also what kept him alive up until that point #he needs therapy and the opposite of black and white thinking #I WILL fix him #through character analysis

[landoncrris]

he is so so pretty i can’t

#like oh my god #he looks literally perfect #lando norris #the curls and the smooth skin?? #life is so unfair why isn’t he mine

[castelled-away]

~ I was busy thinkin‘ bout ~

When Arthur goes to get the Morteaus Flower for Merlin in s1 & only plucks ONE out of the whole bunch.

What a stupid idiot. I would have taken several flowers just in case I lost one on the way or MY HORRIBLE FATHER BACK AT HOME TRIED TAKING ONE AWAY FROM ME & CRUSHED IT BEFORE LEAVING IT OUT OF MY REACH ON THE GROUND TO ROT.

God, for someone so smart & educated in battle techniques/strategy Arthur could be such an idiot sometimes.

Like. You stupid bitch. I love you

#this is why Arthur isn’t a ravenclaw #he’s a gryffindor #bet #wonder into what house Merlin would’ve been sorted into #or like the whole cast actually too #somebody should make a poll out of this #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin #merthur #Boys #by #charli xcx #POLLS #GIVE ME POLLLLLS #minee

[bisexualrapline]

i love yoongi so much he shouted out hobi he said that performing was tough and lonely without his members he said “slayyyy” like three separate times he told us new york armys are the best i just. he has my whole entire heart he really performed sdl and seesaw and moonlight and cypher pt 3. like he really did that specifically for me i think. i love him so fucking much okay goodnight can’t wait to see him up slightly closer tomorrow (or today i guess since it’s. 4 am)

#exhausted but so . idk happy but also WHY ISN’T HE MINE IT’S SO UNFAIR #.txt

[curi0uscreature]

* Noticed how their energy is coming from the eye on their necklace instead from his head like everyone else…….hmm

#I have to remake his entire psychic lore real quick give me 20 seconds #there is Psitianium in that thing. no doubt #and notice how he’s more commonly known as a inventor and his power isn’t specified….. #well I HC her as a Cryro specialist BUT #Weak Psychic Otto possibly canon‼️ #Probably did a shit-load of psychic research and improving its intelligence in make up fer not being stronger #Maybe that’s another reason why Cassie had beef with him. ‘I can talk to bees asshole meanwhile you mine fer yer power drug rocks’ #WAIT this also makes the psitianium blunt image funnier. do you think he just mentally goes on an absolute power trip when they’re high #trevor.txt #oatmeal thoughts