#wifey come bACK

[0wllight]

thinking abt my wife.. i miss her

#i say as i literally played league last night #dw abt it #wifey COME BACK #ky shut up #my post #ship: light and darkness

[saltpepperbeard]

hi everyone how are we doing i'll go first i'm doing Bad :)

#OFMD #OFMD Season 3 #and i guess this also applies to- #Good Omens #JSDLKSJDLKS #these little whispers of similar posts inspired me idk #and also meow and the wifey in my dm's have expressed Similar Pain #it's just HARD OUT HERE #also me clowning lol 'i'm trying to be patient' and then whips back around with this post #BUT I JUST HSJKDKLSDS LIKE I WILL WAIT #BUT I'M ANXIOUS ABOUT IT :) #IT'S JUST A WAY MORE NERVE-WRACKING WAIT #BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST THE STUDIOS AT ALLLLLL #and god it's like #with ofmd AND good omens #it's legitimately just one more season #surely they'd just want to finish the story and see it all completely through and lock the viewership IN #SURELY IT WOULD MAKE THE MOST FINANCIAL SENSE TO WRAP UP A STORY AND THEN HAVE A COMPLETED STORY AND ATTRACT PEOPLE WITH THAT STABILITY #RIGHT??? #LIKE COME ON NOW

[3d-wifey]

Hozier writes with a sluttiness one would only find written on the walls of a Greek bathhouse. Perhaps with the poetic horniness, you'd find in an 18th-century letter from a man who has a healthy sex life with his new wife. All of this, to dress like an 80s masc lesbian.

#3d wifey talks #hozier #unreal unearth #wasteland baby #Spotify #de selby part 2 #nfwmb #angel of small death and the codeine scene #moment's silence (common tongue) #eat your young #dinner and diatribes #it will come back #no plan #to be alone #foreigner's god

[writingwife-83]

My husband keeps assuring me that Ben will be back in the upcoming Rey movie. Am I saying he has some sort of special insider knowledge? Well… No. 😆 But he is very often right about stuff. So yeah, just thought I’d share lol.

#reylo #ben solo #Mr wifey #I’m still not convinced lol #not getting my hopes up #I don’t trust that they’d do exactly what we want #even if they did bring him back #but again #Mr wifey is sometimes a heck of a lot smarter than people would think so #you never know #also omg when is my writing drive coming back?? #*sigh* #anytime now!

[thegoldenavenger]

First pass at the bingliu and bingqiu fusions

Bingliu has all of lqg’s confidence, lbh’s social graces, and both of their crippling need to avoid failure!

Bingqiu loves himself sooooo much, is pretty detached, and definitely thinks he’s better than everyone else. He’s just helping, why are you running away!

In the ficlet I said lqg doesn’t like interacting with BingQiu (or… sqq thinks that) but really it’s because BingQiu mercilessly flirts and teases him, is effortlessly stronger than him, and kind of projects ‘oh you sweet thing, I could just eat! you! up! [pinches cheeks]’ energy and this is such a contrast from his interactions with lbh and sqq that he just gets very awkward all the time about it.

#kamaetedraws #svsss #I guess haha #BingQiu #bingliu #BingQiu is like… when both of you want be wifey so bad….. #I don’t know if it comes across but bingqiu has a second face hiding a toothy mouth #like a mask…. you know… since both sqq and lbh mask their true selves #bingliu has a second pair of eyes that usually stay closed #they only open when they’re close to destabilizing #oooor when they really want to See something #things that amused me: #bingliu uses they/them pronouns bc lqg is [hand wave] about gender and lbh is [hyperventilates] about gender #so bingliu was like ‘split the difference’ #bingqiu on the other hand uses he/him bc lbh and sqq have such a strong sense of who the other (is supposed to) be #that even though bingqiu is SO wife coded he’s gone back around to ‘dude who is so comfortable in his masculinity that he wears pink’ vibes #if sqq ever loosens up a single iota his fusion’s pronouns might change up but currently EVERY sqq fusion goes by he/him #funnily enough this contrasts og!sqq who fused and used they/the #less bc of gender and more that he has such an ingrained sense of self #that when he’s fused he conceptualises that as sharing…. #so plural not neutral even though they are a singular being #sqq just hates himself a lot about it

[idkwhatimdoingbutslay]

ARCANE MENTION IN MY COMMUNICATIONS TECH CLASS RAHHHHH 🫡🫡🫡

#we were talking about the importance title sequences and watched a Netflix YouTube compilation of them and ARCANE WAS THERE!!! #her impact 🤭🤭 #now my soul is begging me to rewatch it #arcane #I SAW MY WIFEY CAITLYN AND ALMOST DIED ILL BE FR #I miss my lovely wonderful amazing kind arcane please come back soon bbg #we didn’t watch the full intro unfortunately but like half… the imagine dragon these nuts on your face came out of me #thankfully one of my friends that sit next to me loves arcane too so I wasn’t alone 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾 #I WAKE UP TO THE SOUND TO SILENCE THAT- #slay on the run

[sinshireso]

im literally so dead on all my socials this isn’t even funny anymore

aanyway have a Carrow she won miss earthbread i lov her to bits

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #caramel arrow cookie #m;art #you dont know how hard I squealed #when I come back from school n see that she won #like: ‘CARROW?? CArAMEL ARROW???? WIFEY??????’ #she WON it’s like. compensation for her absolutely undeserved fail in last cookie standing #Carrow costume when devsis im waiting

[alovethatkilledme]

Take as long as you need, even forever is fine with me.

#yes I wrote that at 1am and I decided to keep it #is it cheesy? yes #do I care? not at all #call the midwife #shelagh turner #patrick turner #turnadette #caresses #look at him comforting his wife #he mistakenly touched Valerie and was like oh nope that is not wifey #when i fall in love it will be forever #slow mo for enjoyment #I know! This is a sad moment but the turnadette just ugh #Patrick never leaves her side nor does he ever let her go #I miss barbara #I also miss valerie #and I miss sister winifred #Lucille come back from jamaica #although I can't blame you if you don't #the Caribbean ocean is out of this world #bad gif making at it again

[candythemew]

Hello again tumblr.hell I will leave again for a few months cya.

#crk #shitpost #Eclair Cookie #tea knight cookie #teaclair #love loses #cookie run #drew this for the wifey and i hate it. lmk if you want me to post the non crusty ver smh #she tortures me so #Candy coming back to post old people and leaving again smh

[shannonsketches]

from your reply: "But Ganon doesn't see it that way. It's betrayal, and she's wrong. But, if it is truly her wish to die fighting for what she believes, then it is his sacred obligation to ensure that she does." But she DOESN'T die in the final battle of the imprisoning war. is it because they weren't able to deliver the final blows? If the fire and passion and respect still there? the DRAMA

Oh, I didn't say he succeeded, Nonnie! That's just meant to express his feelings about the situation, haha.

Although I do have a lot to say about Rauru dragging them through all that just to reveal he had that ability to seal him the whole time, but I digress.

I uh!! I love love, but at that point I don't think Gan had any left for the people in that room. I think they were alive for the same reason the kids have survived their encounters with him -- Just Gan being a a horrible cat and playing with his food, haha. If there is one thing I agree with Rauru on it's that Gan's massive (albeit not unearned) ego will always be his downfall.

And as much as I love this ship, I also don't think love would stop Nabooru from killing him at that point. That's not the person she loved anymore. It's some gruesome thing wearing what's left of his face.

I do think it would hurt her to do it, maybe irreparably, but I think that her love for her people is greater than her love for herself. She wouldn't prioritize her own heart over the wellbeing of her people. It's that kind of selfless love for others that made her a sage.

The only thing that would stay her hand would be hope. Hope that he's not really gone, hope that he could still recover from this, hope that things could still be okay and they could go home again. But I think that by that point she didn't have any hope left for him. The reality of it was ugly and grim and there is no saving someone who does not want to be saved.

What ultimately separates them is that Ganondorf can kill out of anger. He might hesitate, he might hurt, he might have to shut his heart completely off and fill his blood with ice first, but he can absolutely do it. Nabooru can't. She couldn't kill him for revenge. Even if they were evenly matched, even if she had the chance, she couldn't do it. Not for herself.

However, if the choice came down to letting him live or protecting her people; her friends, her family? She would rip that man's heart from his chest and eat it in front of god and everybody.

#and that's why she's wifey #nabsgan #totk nabsgan #I'm sorry I only seem to write this ship as a tragic one haha #for me the OoT difference is that he DID come back from that beast mode when he was sealed and that hope and recovery aspect was still aliv #but in totk he was sealed in his demon body and she was long dead before anyone saw his human face again - so what hope was there? #Gan might’ve actually spared Nabs tbh but like. 80% as a flex and 20% as a ‘there’s still time to join me it’s fun’

[madame-fear]

new fic in the works. Tell me why I always make slightly dark and angst fics?

oh my god... every time I see a new fic of your I motherfucking SWEAR they just get better and better everytime??? This is straight up dark poetry and NO ONE can convince me otherwise

Either way I have the feeling you like seeing us suffer frfr... Like I KNOW this is going to be angsty af, but at the same time it’s the type of dark I like — you go, wifey 🤭💗 Though I know I will be shedding tears, I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS AHSJNDJFJF

#ash is back again with some bomb ass fics #Keep PRODUCING THOSE BANGERS YOU FUCKING G #wifey ash <33 #ash <33 #┆ ⤿ 💌 come chat with amira .ᐟ ୭ #— [. 🫂 ] ; my mutuals <3 #my mutuals <3 #loving my mutuals <3 #ask box messages #✧.* amiraverse #ask box #ask box open

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

#me too #ugh 😩 #kacy #kate whistler #is such a supportive wifey #lucy tara #going to come back a surfer #lol #ncis hawai'i spoilers #ncis hawaii

[manjibunny]

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#Zaya's silly lil thoughts #summoning Genny back 💔 #wifey pls come back the kids miss you 💔

[apolliss]

Gods/deities i do/have worshipped

Osiris, isis, anubis, - egyptian

Loki, freyja, hel, frigga, - norse

Dionysus, Aphrodite, demeter, persephone, selene, artemis - greek

Jesus, mary - christian

Danu - druid

Gods i want to have an alter for/already do

Aphrodite, dionysus, persephone, isis (mini one for osiris with her because love) loki, freyja, danu.

I live next to a church my jesus n mary worship can be there.

I plan to worship more actively, and pray more. Especially before meals and bed. :3

#:3 #religion #hellenic polytheism #polytheist #greek mythology #egyptian #danu #loki #aphrodite #wifey likes Egyptian mythology and my own phase is coming back!!! #she didnt like mythos (i thought) so i wouldnt ramble #i can ramble now #she is not prepared

[newcrestsz]

assuming I don't get access to blog back in a timely manner I'll just continue posting my stories on here cos I'm eager to post and I can just reblog previous and futures chapters onto either blog so... :)

#jayetxt #I'm like a quarter through the writing of ep 5 for wifey so it's coming back this month come hell or high water! #story update

[its-actually-minicika]

Let me lick your armpits lol

#wifey strikes again #we miss you at home pls come back soon 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #PLEASE LET ME WORSHIP YOU THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE #i NEED YOU BRO PLS