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howlingwolf23 · 29 days
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So wifey, @amloveabledeathmo, had her presurgery consult today to remove her dermoid cyst and basically get a hysterectomy
Doctor - so we are going to do a laparoscopic surgery. And we will be making 3 small cuts in your stomach and then remove everything out of your vagina
Wife - so your basically going to do the mummification procedure, where they remove the brain through the nose with the hot poker, but with the cyst though the vagina.....and of course more carefully
Doctor - uh yes, never thought about it that way but yes with careful surgery.
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saltpepperbeard · 5 months
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hi everyone how are we doing i'll go first i'm doing Bad :)
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blacknedsoul-blog · 3 months
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Montresor is the Bad Ending of White Raven II: Electric Bogaloo
(I had posted this as a reblog of the other one, but then I realized it gets completely lost, so I made it a separate post).
So I came back to this thought after the last few chapters where we saw several new interactions between Annabel and Montresor. So why not retrace my steps and add some new information?
I mean, yeah, yeah, Girlboss and all that. We already know that Annabel is a show woman, so turning this back into some sort of show as a demonstration of power is very much in line, but...why?
I think I have a theory, but let's take it one part at a time.
I think what these chapters have told me is that Annabel is much more aware of her similarities to Montresor than I expected.
Without going any further, he comments on it:
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And can we stop at Annabel's reaction when he does?
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Montresor made the wrong move, and here's the result: about to become an orb, under someone else's thumb, helpless and flailing desperately to hold on to what dignity he has left. This is what awaits her if she takes one wrong step.
And as if all of this wasn't uncomfortable enough for Annabel to contemplate, there is one last thing in this situation that, I can't help but think, terrifies her the most.
There are winners and losers in this game. Those who succeed and those who fail.
Montresor has definitely lost this game, at least for now.
And this was Lenore's face when she saw Montresor for what he really is: a pathetic, frightened charlatan with no tools other than the manipulation of his allies. And again, a loser.
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I can see why Annabel would do this whole show as a way to exert power. Because she is all of those things...except the last one.
Presenting herself as a winner is, from Annabel's point of view, the only thing that keeps her from being Montresor's equal in Lenore's eyes.
A desperate pantomime that tries to draw a line.
"I'm not like him. I'm on the winning side, I can get through this, I'm not afraid. Please don't throw me away, let me prove to you that I can be useful, let me do this for you."
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wlwsmosh · 3 months
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fave angela moments from the new vid :)
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3d-wifey · 5 months
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"He's used to people flirting with him. Hell, he does it almost as readily as he breathes. But he isn't used to you flirting with him. That tentative way of yours makes him nervous. It’s nothing he’s used to. It feels too real .
"I don't care what they think," he shrugs a shoulder, biting his lip to stop from smiling too broadly, "The real party's out here, anyway."
You tilt your head, smiling up at him and his ears go warm. This is probably the fifth time he's talked to you and you've never smiled at him like that before."
This shit. I think about this all day long. This is my favourite thing ever
AHHHHH ME TOO
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bosooka · 1 month
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every minute of the waking day i am thinking about duchess satine of clan kryze
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metalop0d · 22 days
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Ikkan I apologize for de-uglying you and also committing twink death
Anyway. Alexa play heavy metal lover by lady Gaga
IKKANNN I LOVE YOU IKAKAJNNGNGN🫶🫶🫶
If you can tell idk where the fucj to put the stupid tentacle shines no you can’t yo can’t tell haaaahaa (idk how lighting works bare with me)
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chiqikiss · 10 months
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It's everyone's favorite wife 😍
I absolutely adore the new remaster of ‘Harvest Moon: A wonderful life’! (now known as ‘Story of Seasons’) It brings me back to simpler times of just sitting in my room on the GameCube.
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nonalillie · 11 months
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riveramorylunar · 1 year
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Fashion School
Pairings: Professor Charlize Theron x Student Reader
Warnings ⚠️: Professor x Student relationship, Flirting, Height Difference, Age Difference, teasing, Jealous Charlize, cussing in Afrikaans
Pet Names/Nicknames: Darling, Pretty Girl, Wifey & Charlie
Word Count: 2,466
A/N: requested by @primadonnagurl01 they requested a Professor Charlize x Student fic so here it is. I hope you like it!! ☺️
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Y/N was a student at one of the richest fashion schools in the world. She wasn't entirely rich but she wasn't poor either. Her mother was a nurse while her father well who knows. Her father left her and her mother when she was 4 years old. The only thing her father has given her and her mom was Money every month for the past 14 years.
Y/N arrived at the school and got out of her car before locking it. She walked up to the school and walked in seeing a lot of students. "Hello Y/N" some of the other students greeted her when she walked by them as she greeted back. She was quite popular in the school since she had the top grades and she was an amazing fashion designer. "Y/N" someone shouted causing her to look up. She saw her friend rushing over before stopping in front of her. "Why hello shortie" Y/N said before chuckling causing the shorter girl to roll her eyes. "You look smoking hot" Charlotte said causing Y/N to laugh at her friend.
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"Thank you Charlotte" Y/N said and Charlotte smiled. "Oh and one more thing Professor Theron is looking extra hot today" Charlotte said before giggling. "Oh" Y/N said as she smiled slightly. Everyone knew that Y/N and Charlize flirted with each other. It made the classes more interesting for the students. At Lunchtime the other teachers would laugh when they walked into the cafeteria because the other students would make jokes about Y/N and Charlize being an old married couple. Y/N was Ms. Theron's Assistant when she didn't have any school work to do. "Y/N you look amazing" a boy said and Y/N smiled. "Thank you Alexander" Y/N said and the boy nodded before walking off. "So Y/N you know there's a fashion contest 2 months from now, your signing up for it right" Charlotte said and Y/N scoffed. "Of course I am, I wouldn't miss it" Y/N said causing Charlotte to smile. "It's a fantasy theme so you'll definitely win" Charlotte said causing Y/N to chuckle as they linked arms before walking down the halls. "Good morning girls" Professor Roman said and they both said good morning back. "Hello Professor Roman" Charlotte said as she smiled widely. After they finished talking with Professor Roman they said goodbye.
They walked over to the board before Y/N signed up for the contest. "It looks like you need 11 outfits and 11 people to model them" Charlotte said and Y/N nodded. "Well Charlotte will you do me the honor of being one of my models" Y/N said and Charlotte squealed before hugging Y/N tightly. "Oh oh I know who you should ask next" Charlotte said as she pulled away and smiled up at Y/N. "Do tell" Y/N said as she raised her eyebrow causing Charlotte to roll her eyes. "Ms. Theron of course I bet she'd love to join" Charlotte said wiggling her eyebrows making Y/N roll her eyes. "I'll go ask her at lunch" Y/N said and Charlotte smirked.
It was lunch time so Y/N headed towards Ms. Theron's office. She knocked on the door before opening it. She saw Ms. Theron sitting at her desk working on something. "Hello Wifey" Y/N said and Charlize looked up before smiling. "Why hello Darling you look quite hot in that outfit" Charlize said causing Y/N to blush. "T-thank you" Y/N said making Charlize smile before standing up. "So what can I do for you Darling" Charlize said as Y/N walked up to her desk. "I have a request. Would you like to be a model in my group for the fashion contest" Y/N said causing Charlize to raise her eyebrow. "You want me to be one of your models" she said and Y/N nodded before fiddling with her fingers nervously. "Alright I'll join your group" Charlize said and Y/N's head shot up. "Thank you, you won't regret it" Y/N shouted as she rushed out the door. "I'm sure I won't Darling" Charlize whispered out before she smiled while shaking her head.
"Y/N are you paying attention" Charlize said as she stopped teaching. Everyone looked at Y/N to see her daydreaming. "She's probably daydreaming about you Ms. Theron" a dark purple haired girl said making the whole class laugh. Charlize sighed before shaking her head. She grabbed a piece of paper before crushing it up into a ball. She threw it at Y/N hitting her smack in the face. Y/N snapped out of it with widened eyes as Charlize looked at her with a raised eyebrow. "Pay attention darling" Charlize said and Y/N nodded. "Yes wifey" Y/N said making Charlize smile.
After school all of the people Y/N asked to model for her were standing in one of the designing studios. Y/N walked in a couple seconds later and smiled at everyone. "I just need your measurements and then you guys will be good to go" Y/N said and everyone nodded. After Y/N measured everyone and wrote the measurements down she told everyone they could leave. The only three that stayed were Charlotte, Alexander and Charlize. Y/N got out her sketch book and started designing the outfits. "Hey Y/N what are you gonna design for me" Alexander said as he sat down next to Y/N. Y/N looked up at Alexander before raising an eyebrow. "That's for me to know and you to find out when the time comes Alex" Y/N said as she patted his head causing him to frown. He was a sophomore at the fashion school who obviously looked up to Y/N. "Oh come on Y/N please" he whined out and Y/N rolled her eyes. "No now sit there quietly or leave me alone" Y/N said causing the boy to huff but listen anyways.
Charlize was sitting at a table a couple feet away as she watched Y/N and Alexander talk. He would get too close to Y/N and she did not like that making her feel angry and jealous. "Ms. Theron" Charlotte said as Charlize looked over at her. "Yes Miss. Reed" Charlize said as she looked at Charlotte. "What do you think about Y/N" Charlotte said making Charlize raise her eyebrow. "I don't think that's any of your business Miss. Reed" Charlize said as she looked back over to see the two of them laughing. "I'm going to go get some coffee" Charlize said as she stood up before walking away and past the two that were laughing. She walked out of the room before pinching the bridge of her nose. She walked down the halls as she stroked her hands through her hair. "verdomp" Charlize shouted when she was far enough from the room.
Y/N looked up when she heard the door slam shut. She looked up and through the glass walls to see Charlize walking away as she stroked her hand through her hair. "Where is she going" Alexander said making Y/N shrug her shoulders. "She said she was going to get coffee" Charlotte said making the two look at her. "I should go check on her" Y/N said as she started to get up but Charlotte pushed her back down. "I think she wants to be alone for now" Charlotte said causing Y/N to sigh. Y/N went back to drawing out the outfits as Alexander and Charlotte talked.
It was past 9 o'clock and Y/N had started on one of the outfits. Charlotte and Alexander had left 5 hours ago leaving Y/N alone as she quietly listened to some music that was playing in the background. Charlize had just started walking back to the room when she saw Y/N starting on one of the dresses making her frown. She quietly opened the door before slipping into the room. "Y/N you should have gone home it's nine twenty" Charlize said causing Y/N to jump slightly. She looked over her shoulder to see Charlize standing there with her arms folded. "I don't care I want to get these outfits done a week before the contest so I can see if I need to make any adjustments after you all try them one" Y/N said as she looked back as the mannequin she was working on. Charlize sighed before walking up behind her. She put her hands on Y/N's shoulders before squeezing. "I'm not telling you this as a friend I'm telling you this as your teacher, you need to go home and rest you can start working on them tomorrow" Charlize said making Y/N look up at her. "Bu-" she was cut off when Charlize gave her a stern look. "Alright fine" Y/N said as she set her scissors down. "Good" Charlize said as she squeezed Y/N's shoulders before letting go.
It was 2 months later and Y/N had finished all of the outfits except Charlize which was the one she was working on now. She was listening to music with her earbuds in. She was just putting the final touches on the outfit when the door to the studio opened. Charlize walked in but stopped halfway through the doorway when she heard Y/N humming to the song she was listening to while working on the outfit. The others were about to walk in but Charlize stopped them. They all looked through the glass windows that were opened now and saw Y/N finishing up a suit. The other mannequins that had the outfits on were covered up in a black cloth. Y/N had just finished the outfit before she stood up. Y/N put her needle and string down before grabbing the last black cloth. She put it over the taller mannequin before taking it over to where the others were placed. This weekend was the fashion contest so she had 4 days to make any adjustments. She took her earbuds out before turning around. She was startled when she saw everyone standing in the doorway. "How long have you guys been standing there" Y/N said as she looked at everyone. Alexander was about to speak but Charlotte elbowed him in the rib before smiling. "We just arrived Darling" Charlize said as she smiled. Y/N nodded before looking at everyone again. "Well since you guys are here why don't you try the outfits on" Y/N said as she walked over and pushed everyone inside. She put each of them in front of one of the mannequins and smiled. "Oh Y/N before we forgot this is for you" Charlotte said as she held out a hanger with dark blue cloth over it. She took it from Charlotte's hands before unzipping the cloth. Her eyes widened in shock when she saw a beautiful black & red dress.
"Since you've been working hard on our outfits we thought we'd come together to make you yours" a girl named Violet said and Y/N smiled. "Ms. Theron did most of the work though she did all of the lace designs , plus she insisted on doing it to make it absolutely perfect for you" a black haired boy said. Y/N looked at Charlize to see her looking away with a faint blush crossing her face. Y/N set the dress down on the table before hugging Charlize tightly. "Thank you Charlie" Y/N said as Charlize looked at the other students with a glare. They all just smiled before high-fiving each other quietly. After high-fiving each other they all took the black cloth off of the mannequins that were in front of them. Their eyes all widened in shock at how beautiful the outfits were.
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"Y/N these are absolutely amazing you've outdone yourself" Emily said before hugging Y/N. Charlize rolled her eyes as she looked back at the outfit that was in front of her. "Looks like she worked extra hard on yours Ms. Theron" Dylan teased before he wiggled his eyebrows. Y/N looked away and blushed as she felt Charlize eyes on her. "Alright why don't we try them all on" Charlize said as she looked away from Y/N. Y/N walked out of the changing room after putting the dress on. She looked up when she didn't hear anything. Charlize had stopped fixing the tie as she saw Y/N in the dress. Everyone else stared in shock at how the dress looked on her. Y/N looked at her professor before blushing. She walked up to Charlize before fixing the tie not daring to look up. Y/N heard Charlize couch making her look up to see her rubbing the back of her neck. "You look beautiful in that dress Darling" Charlize said making Y/N blush. "T-thank you, you look handsome in this suit" Y/N said making Charlize smile.
The others looked at each other before rolling their eyes. Gavin walked over and shoved past her pushing her in Charlize who caught her. They both blushed as they looked away from each other. Y/N pulled away a bit but Charlotte pushed her into Charlize again. Y/N looked up into Charlize forest green eyes before smiling softly. "Charlie I uh I li-" before Y/N could finish Charlize leaned down and kissed her. Charlotte and the others screamed excitedly before Casey got her phone out and took a picture. She sent it to the whole school saying they finally kissed. Y/N pulled away after a couple seconds for air before hiding her face in the suit. "I like you too precious" Charlize said as she felt Y/N tighten her grip on the suit.
On the day of the contest Y/N had won first place of course. Everyone congratulated her before leaving her and Charlize alone backstage. "You did amazing out there Y/N I'm really proud of you and you did an incredible job creating these outfits" Charlize said as she loosened up the tie a bit. She looked up to see Y/N's face red causing her to smile. She stood up from the crate she was sitting on before walking over. She took hold of Y/N's hands causing Y/N to look up at her. "So Y/N Y/L/N would you be my girlfriend" Charlize said making Y/N's eyes widened in shock before she nodded her head. "Yes yes yes s million times yes" Y/N shouted before she kissed Charlize.
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Verdomp- God Damit
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earthmoonz · 23 days
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wifey - max's camera roll 1/? (2020-)
as wifey is quite a serious + dramatic story I never get to show u guys the lighter stuff like social media and cute memories! gonna start showing my oc's camera rolls and socials every so often cos it's fun !!!!!!
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howhow326 · 3 months
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Nerites x Poseidon retelling where Nerities is a young adult and he gets saved by Poseidon which causes him to fall head over heels and everyone else tells him that he shouldn't be with Poseidon because he's too old for him and he's problematic and there's a power imbalance and and and but Nerites decides "I'm going to fuck that old man" anyway.
Bonus: Poseidon dosen't push Nerites into a relationship and allows Nerites to decide how fast their relationship is going and he dosen't kidnap him or rape him or force him to be his husband or turn him into a cup barer or whatever and yes I am shiting all over the other two ships
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zoeywades-spouse · 4 months
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crazykuri · 11 months
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the one who makes her the happiest <3
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Episode 1 | The Willow Tree
It was a slow glide over the darkened lands, Eternal Sugar's wings stiff after a lack of use for so many years. Her gaze never remained in one place, searching constantly for something, anything, that would allude to where she was.
Yet with the darkness of everything, it was getting increasingly hard to see.
"How did Shadow Milk ever manage in this low of a light level..." The beast muttered to herself, tucking her wings in to dip a little lower, hoping she'd be able to see things better if she were closer to the ground.
Spreading out her wings once more, Eternal Sugar couldn't help herself from smiling softly as she felt the wind whip past her face, the cool air a stark but welcome contrast from the warmth of her slumber.
For a moment, she allowed herself to close her eyes, smiling softly as she enjoyed the cold air.
When she opened her eyes again, a soft glow in the corner of her vision caught her attention. Without hesitation, she made a sharp turn around, tilting herself up to gain some altitude before leveling out once more.
Her gaze remained trained on that soft glow, with it getting brighter the closer she got to it.
When she finally landed, having to dig her heels into the soft ground to stop her momentum, she looked up, only to be met with a large silver willow tree.
The bark of the tree was covered in cracks, light of different colors filtering through. White, red, blue, and purple. The light bounced off the shiny silver leaves of the tree, hitting back onto the tree and painting it in an almost mosaic manner.
Eternal Sugar would almost think it was pretty, if it wasn't the thing keeping her in this pitch black hell hole.
With a soft sigh, the winged cookie made her way forward, pressing her forehead to the tree alongside her hand, a smile forming to her lips as she watched the red light grow brighter.
"They're okay..." She muttered, a tired chuff leaving her as she shook her head.
"...I'm okay."
Whether that was a confirmation to herself, or to the other beasts, she didn't know.
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thefanboyhub · 27 days
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When you and your wife want a story podcast and you make one together for sillies.
It's crime and mystery, story telling and radio show. It's great. I love it. It's in the baby stages but we'll get there.
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