#with aisha making the gay jokes

[nonplatonicsubtext]

#couldnt resist #again cannot stress enough i dont know homestuck #characters were picked essentially at random bc i just saw the end of worm bit again #with aisha making the gay jokes

[masschase]

for the ask meme, i’m kinda curious to learn more about johnny and casey’s dynamic. they hooked up right? how do you think an actual relationship between them would’ve gone?

Also a fun one and um... I've had the worst sleep last night so I apologise if this is horribly incoherent.

OK, so... if Casey and Shaundi is the hookup that happened way too late, Casey and Johnny was the thing that probably shouldn't have happened, at least from their perspective. I feel like I could go into all the reasons it did in fact happen and it would be a whole fricken post plus you-know-who is involved and I'm trying not to bring him up in these 🤣

But I feel like these are more about how things would work if they did get together, let's say that was their most logical starting point. Except maybe not quite. Their romance scene obviously goes hard and it shaped the way I write Casey as rambling when she's emotional until someone shuts her up which is one of my favourite things ever honestly. But I can also see it being an instant, intense... considerably goo-smeared... kiss the minute they reunite.

There are also other moments where it could have happened; after the shared grieving of Aisha and Carlos, just before the bank heist (yes, I can't get over that thing I wrote even if it doesn't fit Casey. It could easily be rewritten to fit Casey, honestly. All that would need changing would be the thing about that Boss being a spoilt rich kid.). Either way I see this being something that would be most likely happen on the ship because it's the only place it really fits in their history. So if it happened then...

I mean it's GatBoss for god's sakes. I'm pretty sure I shipped them while playing 4. At the early stages of my fanfic they were implied to have a much less platonic journey too. But now with the developed character Casey is it's a lot harder to see it.

I mean they do love each other, it's not so hard to reframe that as romantic love. They have fun together, they like the same things. The getting to know you stage was so long ago I feel like they'd have to do a lot of it all again. Casey would absolutely tease Johnny about the 10 year age gap because he's squicky about it whereas she's not too bothered.

I don't think they'd really engage in PDA, I think they'd be pretty cute behind closed doors though. I think they'd argue a lot because they can both be incredibly stubborn at times, but the makeup sex would be incredible. I don't know who the fuck is going to be their live in chef after they take the new planet because neither of those fuckers can cook. Honestly they can hire someone from the pods or it'll just be Ben.

Johnny is absolutely one of the first to call Casey out on her bullshit. Yes, again this would lead to arguments. But you have to bear in mind he also really gets how her excuses about relationships and marriage are in fact excuses because he's known her forever. Eventually she'd confide her full past in him and he'd just connect the dots.

What does this mean? I think they'd get married. Relatively quickly. Johnny would bring it up when Casey starting asking about kids, honestly, which we know is something she wants from the presidency onward. Almost like a "Aight if we're gonna talk about this we're gonna talk about ALL of this." sort of thing. They'd probably be planning it pre-GOOH(by which I mean Pierce would be planning it with some input from Casey, because we know Johnny's disastrous at that) and originally planning it to be on the ship but then... honestly...

I don't know where that whole volleyball tournament takes place. But one could imagine it was on some purgatory-ish beach somewhere. People from hell were allowed there, people from heaven were allowed there, Johnny and Kinzie were allowed there. That's where Johnny and Casey would get married. That way everyone could come. Everyone.

They'd make sure to do it before the war for the planet. Speaking of which, the whole "pairing people up to make them get along" would go out of the window. The action couple is absolutely going out there side by side. Possibly without the robots seeing how that discussion came about. But the Saints would still win, I think.

God I feel like my response here has gone off the rails a bit I was just going to talk about their dynamic haha. Would they stand the test of time? Maybe. I really can't stress enough that I've literally never sat down and thought about this before.

So yeah. In my universe it's definitely a platonic soulmates vibe. But it's really not that hard to imagine a world where it's not platonic.

#i have so many thoughts about aisha's involvement in the purgatory wedding but i didn't want to cry TOO much while writing this #i'm not going to pretend she'd be immediately supportive btw; she'd be downright shocked at first #but she'd be remarkably gracious about it because she would want johnny happy and also just because it's eesh #she's pure fucking class #she'd lend casey her necklace or something as her something borrowed #like “are you sure?” “well i'm already giving you the groom.” *teasing little smile* #also imagine if the time jump in my fanfic unfolded in a world where all of this happened #like when casey found out johnny was alive in 2016 she would absolutely go to kiss him #and he'd have to be like “woah uhhhh sorry i have a wife.” #“what? who?” “uh... look... i feel like you'll get real mad if I tell you.” #i think all my jokes about them both being bottoms who think they're tops would make it interesting though 🤣 #cat #thier ship name is cat 🤣 #could also be gay just for the hell of it #sr boss: casey clark #johnny gat #saints row

[lakesbian]

everyone on the undersiders but brian is lgbt but the diagram of how much knowledge everyone has about this fact is extremely complex. brian used to assume that everyone was straight. he thought rachel looked a bit dykesque but didn't want to be homophobic so he assumed she was straight also. he felt a little embarrassed when he found out that she was a lesbian, and then proceeded to assume that everyone but rachel was straight with 2x the confidence of before. taylor assumes that everyone but rachel and alec is straight, including herself, despite being bisexual. her assumptions about rachel and alec are based on nothing material just her being homophobic. lisa is aware of everyone's sexualities. she used to have alec tentatively pegged as gay and lying about it but then figured out he was just bisexual with every problem after she got a bit more data. she's not actually trying to get taylor to realize she's bisexual but likes poking at it sometimes anyway. rachel has literally never thought about anyone else's sexuality before because she doesn't give a shit but eventually assumes with utter confidence that taylor is bisexual. alec knows rachel is a lesbian and aisha and taylor are bisexual ("duh") and has a pet theory he's 33% sure about that lisa is secretly a lesbian with bad taste and that's why she's so nice to taylor and taylor only. aisha knows rachel is a lesbian and alec and taylor are bisexual but thinks his pet theory pertaining to lisa is insane and she's straight, hence prompting her to make as many homoerotic and/or taylor/lisa shipping jokes at lisa's expense as humanly possible. there will be a quiz on this yeah

[augment-techs]

Who are the 5 gayest rangers in your opinion?

....Oh my, you certainly opened up a lovely jar of worms. I have a long list, but I shall try to simplify and assume you mean queer rather than just gay, so as to include more than just the boys. Billy Cranston: The first, the best, the champion. If the og series wasn't controlled by bastards, we could have actually had solid queer representation in children's media that didn't serve as a joke and keep us wondering until David Yost admitted to his plight. As it stands now... if the comics don't confirm Billy gay, I can almost be sure and certain I'm not the only one who will riot. Lauren Shiba: Shattered Grid bated the shit out of her and Jason, but when she gets back home, I'm about 90% sure Lauren is strictly for the girls. And why wouldn't she be--both Emily and Mia are way too good for anyone else, and I am left with the regretful reality of her being raised basically as a child soldier who was also heir to her bloodline; which means gross stalking from the Samurai Council and their butting into her life constantly about providing an heir. Antonio: I was very tempted to add in Jayden next to our Gold Ranger, but, really, Jayden is only Antonio-sexual/romantic and Antonio might have spent his life trying to be "good enough for Jayden" but our boy is very gay. He wore a suit to his "proper" introduction to the team and (that fucker) Ji, and will make puns for as long as he continues to draw breath. He GAY. Adam Park: Soft, shy boy who spent most of his life being made fun of for BEING soft and shy, as well as only really coming into himself with his (life partners) Rocky and Aisha constantly loving around him and providing a buffer from everyone else until he became a Ranger. Also probably neurodivergent. Vida Rocca: Girl should probably have Angry Bisexual as her first tattoo. I don't mean to be crass, but Vida could probably get it from literally anyone she wanted. And then some.

#ask fill #prompt fill #boom! comics power rangers #power rangers mystic force #MMPR #GGPR #power rangers samurai #billy cranston #lauren shiba #adam park #Antonio #vida rocca

[lynpheasmagix]

Barbie or Oppenheimer - Winx Club Edition

Bloom - Both. Barbie because she definitely grew up with barbies and the barbie movies and the comedy, story and existentialism is right up her alley and Oppenheimer because ARSON

Stella- BARBIE OBVIOUSLY. I mean COME ON. The pink aesthetic? The comedy? The meta comedy? THE EXISTENTIALISM? The fashion? The respect and references to the history? THIS IS THE STELLAEST MOVIE TO EVER STELLA. Like, she saw ken and the "I'm just Ken" song and was like "Why is Brandon in this movie"

Flora- Barbie. Are you saying that Flora, the plant mom and an owner of the brain cell, can watch a movie about a dude making an atomic bomb that destroyed millions? Fuck No. She would definitely have nightmares so Barbie it is.

Aisha- Barbie. I feel like she would appreciate all the "beach" jokes. She would definitely appreciate America Ferrera's character and her monologue. The themes of female empowerment and togetherness I feel like is up her alley.

Tecna- Both. So, I feel like she would watch Oppenheimer due to the technological advancements that the bomb and the tech surrounding the bomb and how it affected technology at the time and Barbie for the story. Idk. It definitely a movie that she saw with the rest of the winx.

Musa- Both. She would love the Barbie soundtrack. She would love all the various barbies in the movie and would definitely blast I'm Just Ken whenever the specialists are around. I think she would appreciate the comedy and the fact that its so meta. As for Oppenheimer, I think she would like how different it is from Barbie. Also both casts would definately give her all kinds of gay panic

#winx club #winx stella #winx tecna #winx musa #winx bloom #winx flora #winx aisha

[terrence-silver]

If you could change anything in the show, what would you change? Cobra Kai

Everything?

Wouldn't reduce Johnny Lawrence to dummy, clueless comic relief, for example? I'm not even a huge stan of the character and I still think he deserves far, far better? His relationship with Robby? I'd work on that majorly? That goes without saying to me. Think it is crucial for this man's growth at this point and anything less than that won't be satisfactory.

I'd cease with these 'who's the father of x and y' theories. I think Miguel searching for his dad is more than enough. We don't need more of that. Wanna emulate a soap opera? Okay, fine. Soap operas have so many diverse tropes you can utilize. That isn't soap writing. It is bad, lazy writing, chief. Repetitive. How did a Karate show boil down to this? Should be called Paternity Test Kai.

Something I noticed when watching Cobra Kai Season 4 with a friend is that everyone is so meanspirited to each other for no reason other than, yes again, comic relief, that it is often tiresome and overly snarky. It feels a bit cynical. I'd scrap that entirely or at least reduce it significantly. Where's the tenderness and the heart the movies often had? Why is everyone so godawful?

Redeeming villains --- stop, just stop. Kreese is already here 'feeling sorry' for Johnny out of the blue purely to generate more drama. I love Kreese the same way I love Terry, but for the Jesus Christ, cease making everyone redeemable all of a sudden and just let us have bad guys. Bad guys can be nuanced and complex without being cartoonish or two dimensional if you just bother developing them.

Love triangles and love squares and love polycule pyramids? Eh, it isn't my cup of tea, really? The whole discourse about will they wont they, who's more superior, is it SamRobby or Toryguel or Samiguel or...I don't really see the chemistry with any of them to that major extent and I'm tired of this exhausting, vindictive rivalry running on empty. They all feel a bit like siblings to me, if I'm honest. I'd let these kids be and cease writing them into new situationships.

Okay, but the unusual cringe of the show 'joking' on the subject of Daniel and Johnny being gay and 'boyfriends' time and time again as delivered through the mouths of bigoted characters (like the hockey players...functioning as stand-in's for the writers) instead of, you know, actually having them be gay / bisexual, or at least explore that part of themselves? Am I phrasing this well? It feels so weird.

Same case with the show flaunting its feminism while we barely have a single consistently wholesome teenage female friendship (barely any adult ones too, if we don't count, I don't know Amanda and Carmen?) in the show as of now. We had Aisha's relationship with both Tory and Sam, but guess what --- she's been shoved to the side and practically written out. Who do we have left?

Everyone being confusingly out of character. Examples; An overly snooping Terry with stalker tendencies and infinite resources not knowing what anyone was up to in his local area for literally three decades --- not even by accident. John inviting Terry to help with tournament business revenge for a second time only to get pissed at Terry for doing just that and suddenly growing a sense of honor. Like, what is anyone's motivation anymore? Why is everyone flip-flopping so much? I'd try to be consistent at least, I mean. Doesn't take a genius.

And, I mean, I could write examples and examples of what could use tweaking, if not outright changing (like how all the Sensei, especially the ones deemed a positive influence, seem to neglect their students), to be kind, but here's a small compilation of things that randomly crossed my mind. There's more. Oh, is there ever. So much, in fact, that I can't even remember it all. Generally, I think the fanon's take of the show is much better and far more faithful and loving than the actual canon.

#ask meme #cobra kai #anons asking #admin speaks #detailed answer beneath the cut

[hotelxcierra]

(CIERRA MICHAELS) who looks an awful lot like (AISHA DEE) has just been seen around Port Whitley!  Rumor has it that they are (AIDEN FOX’S SISTER). Apparently (SHE) is a (32) year old (FEMALE) born on (SEPTEMBER 13TH) and has been in the city for (1 WEEK) and is a (HOTEL HEIRESS). If there is a quote to describe them it would be “SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY” - But we have yet to make up our mind if that is accurate.

Background:

Cierra was born and raised in Las Vegas, the daughter of a hotel tycoon. As the oldest child, she prepared herself from a young age to follow in her father's footsteps. Three siblings would follow her into this world, but none would take to the family business quite the same way Cierra did. And in a city like Las Vegas, the hotel business is both intense and financially lucrative.

Cierra attended university for hospitality management while simultaneously working part-time at one of her father's hotels, figuring it was the best way to learn about what exactly when into running the company. After graduating with her bachelor's degree, she went on to get her MBA, with her eye on becoming the CEO of the family company one day. After all, she is the oldest, so she views it as her birthright.

But while she was completing her master's degree, the Michaels family was struck by personal tragedy with Cierra's sister Aiden went missing. The police were entirely unhelpful, as it didn't appear Aiden had been kidnapped or fallen victim to any sort of foul play. Despite an extensive media campaign and offering a reward for any information that would lead to the safe return of the youngest Michaels sibling, Cierra hasn't seen or heard from her sister in years. While the family still posts about Aiden on social media every year, Cierra's hope of ever seeing her sister again has all but disappeared.

Roughly two years ago Cierra moved to New York City, as the Michaels family has a number of hotels located there and Cierra's father figured it would be a good way for his heir apparent to keep an eye on the family's East Coast properties. After living in the city for some time and getting to know the company, she decided to scale back the number of days she is in the office to three days a week. The other two days, she telecommutes.

Because she is no longer in the office every day, Cierra decided a change of scenery would be nice. Having lived in big cities for the majority of her life, she found a small town in Connecticut that she thought looked beautiful and bought herself a house there. While her apartment in New York was large by Manhattan standards, she gets so much more square footage for her money here in Connecticut, and she is enjoying the process of decorating her new house exactly how she wants it. Little does she know her world is about to be rocked by the revelation that Aiden is also living in Connecticut.

Headcanons:

As a hotel heiress, she is often the victim of jokes about Paris Hilton, despite the fact that she has worked very hard to prove she is worthy of inhering the family business.

Loves cats and dogs, and now that she is no longer living in a small Manhattan apartment, she is looking into adopting a few pets.

Takes the train into New York City Tuesday-Thursday, while working from her home office in Port Whitley Monday and Friday.

She already loves all the greenery in Port Whitley, as its a refreshing change from the desert of Las Vegas and the concrete jungle of New York City.

Came out as gay when she was in college.

While her professional life is fairly well under control and rather impressive, she often feels like her personal life is a mess, as she's never been in a relationship that lasted more than six months.

#pw.intro

[trishabeakens]

Princess Amira and her gf, Kallie.

Petition for TNT to hire me because lesbian Amira with a gf needs to be a thing. I already made King Altador a wife (Nera) and it’s considered canon/TNT accepted it,  wE NEED A GAY PRINCESS NOW. 

#neotag #neopets #neoart #princess amira #amira #aisha #kallie #zafara #my art #art #im tempted to see if i can make a comic of them #and see if tnt will accept it because they let all my stuff in #i will try and make it subtle #they already accepted the fact altador is married to a ferret lady #lets see if i can make amira canonically gay #the tnt hiring me is a joke dont yell at me #everyone takes stuff i say seriously lmao #trishabeakens

[winxology]

Fate: The Whitewashed Saga

Was it as bad as I thought it would be? No. It’s actually worse, if you can believe it.

Was it a good show on its own? I’d say mediocre and generic at best. The vibe was very much “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and Harry Potter had a weird baby”, but not in a fun way. 

Was it a good Winx adaptation? We already knew the answer to that. 

Some highlights:

The cinematography was decent (much of it owing to the stunning filming location), and the set design was atmospheric. That’s about all the positive things I have to say about the show.

The show loves using buzz words like masculinity, gender roles, sexism, and it all feels like perfunctory lip service in an effort to appear “woke”.

The worldbuilding is weak as hell, and the show suffers from horrible Riverdale Dialogue Writing Syndrome where they have characters randomly make pop culture references that add nothing to either their characterizations, or the world they’re living in. 

This show loves info dumping on the audience. White Musa in particular exists to feed the audience with exposition half the time. The other half is spent kissing or talking about Sam. 

The friendships were forced and inorganic. None of the girls feel like friends, let alone the fire-forged besties the show wants us to believe they are. Terra and White Musa’s entire friendship revolves around Sam. They had like, one conversation throughout the show that wasn’t about Sam, and it was right at the beginning, before Sam was introduced.

The show’s treatment of Aisha and Dane, literally the only black characters (and the only non-white characters, period) in the entire main cast, is so fucking terrible. Aisha’s entire character revolves around Bloom and swimming. Midway through the season, Aisha gets a plotline about her struggle with her own powers and her exhaustion with being Bloom’s babysitter, and then the former gets dropped entirely, possibly because it was cutting into her “Bloom” time, and the latter sees her returning to that role once Bloom needs her again. 

Even more egregiously, the moment Aisha stops being an accessory to prop Bloom up, the other characters turn on her. We also get a scene where Stella, the white blonde girl who was nothing but mean to the other girls, lecturing Aisha on her so-called “betrayal”. And then Aisha actually apologizes for doing the right thing. 

All Stella needs is a therapy session with White Musa where she talks about her abusive mother and she’s forgiven. Aisha was Bloom’s very first friend, who helped her at the expense of herself, and the second she stops agreeing with Bloom, the narrative villainizes her. 

Speaking of, Bloom is a dumb fuck and her protagonism is ridiculous. She gains the absolute loyalty of the other girls even though she makes everything about herself and spends the entire show preoccupied with her own issues, simply because she is The Protagonist. 

Where do I even begin with Dane? He gets used by two white characters and has a weird face-heel turn. Now he’s some white girl’s enamored boytoy, I guess. 

The absolute biphobia in the Riven/Beatrix/Dane plotline, oh my god. We get multiple instances of Riven pondering aloud if Dane is gay, and then the show tiptoes around saying the word bisexual. Also, our bisexual characters are a threesome of villainous characters. That’s nice. 

Terra’s entire existence is about her weight. There were a couple of fat jokes thrown in there, too.

Absolutely love how on board Bloom is with potential genocide. The moment it’s revealed that the residents of Aster Dell were “blood witches” (what are they? tune in to season 2 to find out!), she becomes okay with Rosalind slaughtering them real fast, without knowing what blood witches even are. 

Bloom is the most annoying character, and I speak as someone who absolutely adores her cartoon counterpart. 

I still have so many gripes, like the weird pacing (that feels like nothing and everything is happening at once, all the time), or the ridiculously hard to follow plot, but nobody has time to read all of that. See y’all next season! Place your bets on what other outdated tropes they’re going to pull in season 2! 

#fate the winx saga #winx club #winx

[aestheticsuwu]

My Baby, My Sweet Baby

Robby Keene x Doug Rickenberger

Christmas Au.

Side Pairings: Lawrusso,Elimetri,ToryxAisha samiguel,MitchxMikey.

......

A sleepover wasn't his idea. The original plan was to have his boyfriend over to stay the night while his Dad and Daniel are out of town but his Dad didn't like that plan so much.

"hmmm...Let me think about it ... NO!."

"You didn't even think about it! I thought you liked Doug."

"I do, the kid prove he's worthy of dating my only child but that doesn't mean i want the to leave the two of you alone . I was a teenager once..." Johnny didn't think he needed to continue to get his message crossed.And by Robby's flush face it was accomplished .

"Fine." Robby huffed .

Johnny couldn't handle looking at his son sad with his shoulders slumped and frowning.  Looking like a kicked puppy.

"Invite him over-" Johnny smile at  how quickly Robby eyes lighten up ."-im not finished, Invite him and your friends over, you can have a sleepover. Also you and Sam are in charge of Anthony."

Daniel would've been proud of Johnny how easily he managed the situation.

"I'll take it , i guess." Robby sighed. A sleepover? He never had one before lets see how this one goes, Robby thought.His legs taking him to Sam to plan it.

................

The plan was simple and easy when the parents leave their friends will come over and from there they will free ball it.

Amanda was weary about the kids being alone on their own but Robby assured her that he will keep everything in control mainly Anthony.

Daniel trusted Robby to be in charge it was the only way he felt in peace knowing the kids wouldn't get in trouble while he and Johnny had a day on their own.

Both adults left early to their trip which Johnny planned. It was the afternoon when everyone had arrived with their sleeping bags and arms full of junk food and games . Except his boyfriend .

Robby checked his watch for the time, Doug was 15 minutes late .

Sam had decided to fix the sleeping arrangment for everyone could be comfortable.  The new house they live in isn't huge only had 3 rooms .

Moon,Yasmine,Miguel in Sam's room and Tory,Aisha and Doug in Robby's . And Hawk,Demetri and Anthony would be in the living room .

The door bell rang grabbing Robby attention , yelling " I'll get it!" and sprinting to the door.

"Were you trying to be fashionably late?"Robby grumble instantly seeing his boyfriend on the doorway.

"uhhh no thats Yasmine style not mine, and i was with Mikey helping him get ready for his date with Mitch, Im sorry Baby." Doug said and walked in .

" Your lucky i love you or i would've just dump your ass." Robby joked , closing the door behind them.

"I love you too ." Doug laughs fondly over Robby who just rolls his eyes before giving him a hug .

" Guys , Were making cookies so get your gay asses in here. " Tory yells from the kitchen not wanting to risk going to see what Robby and Doug were up to .

" Whose idea was it. You want to change into something comfy" Robby ask Doug who nods . Robby had bought a matching pyjamas set for couples for them to wear later, He didnt want to be those cheesy couple like he said when he was single but now he got himself a mans so he could do whatever he wants.

.......

In the kitchen everyone was in one corner reading instructions or listening to instructions . Yasmine was gossiping with Demetri . And Doug just leaned on his back making him double over the counter and the their hands interlace.

They wasted 5 minutes to listen on the gossip about some cheerleader getting pregnant with her boyfriend bestfriend that is in love with her boyfriend who also likes him back . It was confusing .

Then Hawk decided to make baking cookies more fun by making it a competition .

"Why do you gotta make everything a competition ?" Robby whined making everyone agree with him.

" Sounds like something someone would say who can't bake for shit. " Hawk taunts in which Miguel hypes him up for no reason with just saying "Daaaaaaamn."

" Sounds like im going to kick your ass."He said in which Tory and Doug copied Miguel.

Anthony just laughed at them and decided to be on Hawk's and Demetri  team . That traitor. Miguel,Sam and Moon were overconfident on winning with having experience in baking and Miguel helping his YaYa in the kitchen, so they paired up.

Robby didn't want to say he was on the loser team but he also couldn't say his team will win. Tory and Him had never baked in their lifes only Aisha and Doug but his boyfriend concentration usually wasn't the best when Robby was around so that meant that left them with Aisha.

Looking over to the others who were already making the dough and were chatting with their team , Robby really felt they were going to lose.

" We are going to lose." Doug says it before he could, which was better for him he didn't want to be the downer.

"Wow , Doug. With all that positivity your sounding just like Mr.LaRusso. " Sarcastically Tory says who had flour in her tied up hair that Hawk threw at her .

" Ok we can win this , im not losing , so Doug stop eating Robby's neck and use those muscles for the dough. Robby you will be in charge of decorating and Tory you will help me ." Aisha ordered but somehow  her tone changed sweetly when she talked to Tory.

Unfair . Robby bets if Tory was kissing her she wouldn't be complaining . When it was time to put the cookies in the oven they were fighting who would go first but Anthony put his trays in while the rest were to busy arguing.

The pressure was on Robby when he had to decorate the Christmas tree shaped cookie with frosting which was not easy at all . He tried to use his artistic skills.

Yasmine didn't move a finger in the kitchen saying she would be the judge .

 Hawk's team cookies were chocolate chip cookies that looked perfect except they tasted awful because Demetri added salt instead of sugar . Making Yasmine almost puke which was hilarious to everyone.

Sam's gingerbread man's looked awesome and way over the top to Tory, in her opinion . Yasmine just commented it was a bit too dry , speaking like she was in the next great baker something like that.

Which now thinking about it maybe that's why Hawk wanted to do this , that guy was not so badass.

They were next . Tory insisted to present the sugar cookies which looked alright and did taste sweet not salty.

" It taste alright , a bit to sweet." Yasmine said casually , sitting down with perfect posture .

" Sweet like forgiveness right. " Tory said , her voice dripped in a sweet voice but with an underlying tone.

The three of the damn just chuckled knowing Tory full intention with saying that .Yasmine smile dropped and a guilty expression took over.

Atlast Tory trick worked , making them winners . The kitchen ended up in a mess with flour and eggshells all over the place and the sink filled with dirty dishes.

Sam offered the idea to watch a movie instead of cleaning up in which everyone was quick to agree.

Robby made a signal to Doug to follow him. He didnt feel like watching anything he simply wanted to lay down with his boyfriend to cuddle and a kiss here and there.

in the room ,He didnt bother to change into the pyjamas he bought . Way to tired to do anthing but to lay down in bed.

" Im going to change." Doug had some sweats in his hand and was about to go to the restroom to change which Robby thought it waa ridiculous.

"you could do it here." Robby offered , laying back on his elbows to look at Doug who gave him a look with a raised eyebrow.

"Wow , i corrupted my sweet innocent puppy, shame on me." Doug said while shaking his head . As if he was ashamed , the guy was nothing but shameless

"Shut up, its not like i haven't seen you naked before." He huffed making the latter laugh as he changed.

"Dont pout." Robby stick out his bottom lip more for the effect , "Give me your shirt." Robby ask-more like demands-is the same either way , and swiftly catching the shirt and puts it on to sleep and takes off the sweats he had on .

 

Robby turns his back to Doug and reached behind him to grab one of his arms to hug him. Making the taller boy hum in content in having the short boy in his arms.

"tell me." He quietly says .

Tangling their legs together and placing a kiss to Robbys hair Doug says "I love you Robby Swayze Keene ." , It never failed to make Robby feel so warm and happy . He never got tired of hearing those words.

Doug had started saying i love you every day for Robby  so he could feel that it was real and what they had wasn't going away or fake. That he was here for the long run.

"To the moon-.." Robby says softly , already feeling he could fall asleep , lullabied by the comfty bed and Doug beside him .

"And back."

#robby keene #lawrusso #cobra kai #doug rickenberger #daniel larusso #moodboard #johnny lawrence #roug #au moodboard #christmas moodboard au #miguel cobra kai #miguel diaz #sam larusso #samiguel #eli hawk moskowitz #demetri x eli #demetri #demetri cobra kai #elimetri #aisha x tory #tory nichols #aisha cobra kai #aisha robinson #yasmine cobra kai #moon cobra kai #anthony larusso #gay ships #cobra kai fanfic #fluffy #short drabble

[lakesbian]

aishalec for the ship bingo?

now this one is my favorite. its cute and by far the most functional undersider ship. which is not why its my favorite, i love dysfunction, but its worth noting that it is actually functional by comparison. it's not about trust and adoration in the traditional sense but trust in the sense of "i trust you to kill me in my sleep with zero hesitation if i fuck up" and trust in the sense of "i trust you to Look At Me, correctly and without judgement." and also they think the other person is the coolest person on the entire planet yeah. they dont need to get weirder with it theyre already delightfully weird. She Told Him To Use His Fucking Power On Her. gayasses. kissing quite literally could fix them the crux of this relationship is that they're not actually presently romantically involved they're both severely traumatized teenagers slowly reconnecting 2 themselves thru safe, zero-expectation sillay platonic interactions w/ each other. the mutual crush is there but oneof them doesnt even know about it and all theyre doing about it is playing video games together. and it's great for both of them. but if alec hadn't died badly they would've eventually kissed and it would've been good 4 them. They deserve to sit on each others laps at the mall and whisper about some dumb gay shit no one cares about. also its complicated to understand but theyre not actually tending each others wounds theyre justlooking at the wounds and nodding sagely and going . I See. and that fixes them. i hope every person who makes weird bdsm jokes about them or portrays alec as abusive or aisha as subservient to him/his therapist/doing his laundry/whatever explodes into a million pieces. No one gets them like i do.

#worm spoilers #ask

[therealtsk]

tsk i’m DYING to hear your play-by-play on which worm characters have dumb fanon interpretations

UH OH YOU JUST OPENED THE FLOODGATES so the short answer is pretty much every major character but I am a high-effort bitch so let's do this: Taylor Hebert: jfc, I could probably hit a word count limit talking about Taylor alone. First you have the dumb as shit TINO (Taylor In Name Only) phenomenon where people just straight up SI as Taylor but pretend it's her and she's basically a different person wearing Taylor's skin like an ill-fitting suit. Then there's the Memetic Escalator Taylor interpretation where Taylor's Warlord era characterization is flanderized so hard that she turns into her world's version of Doomguy where her response to literally everything is ultra violence, mutilation and torture and she can totally beat up anyone you guys hahah coin sock goes brrrrr you go brutalize those totally deserving victims queen. And then there's shy, stuttering, soft spoken "useless lesbian" Taylor which is not as common but still, fuckin straight men and the way they infantize gay women. Taylor is perhaps the most consistently inconsistent characterization I've seen in fandom, it's fucking wild Lisa Wilbourn: Has two fanon settings. Taylor's best friend who exists solely to give exposition and get the "Stop Coil" subplot rolling (occasional gay subtext will be added in a way that feels fetishy) Or, the evil bitchy blonde who is first target of the SI. I constantly wonder if the people who write the frankly masturbatory SI's are aware that we can tell they're still bitter about girls not dating them in highschool. Brian: basically does not exist in fic aside from the occasional joke cause racism and also because of how popular wlw ships are in Worm fandom. you deserve better dude Alec: has a few token appearances in wormfic fandom that usually have him as the comic relief alongside Aisha, which might actually be for the best considering he's a rapist and the Worm fandom's uhhhh tendencies. Moving on- Aisha: prankster girl that alt!Taylor will adopt as a younger sibling. hopefully is not part of the totally-not-a-harem considering she's even younger then the rest of these teens Bitch: Another girl to fall into alt!Taylor's definitely-not-a-harem, but with more butch tendencies. Basically has no personality in fanon outside of her dogs Parian: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SHOP FFS also another member of Taylor's totally-not-a-harem Flechette: yeah it's a harem Sophia: holy shit you think Brian's bad? The racism in pretty much every fanon depiction of Sophia is off the charts. Hyper-violent, super edgy, "predator/prey" speech inbound, will get humilated/killed in some new, supposedly satisfying but actually just deeply uncomfortable way, probably throw in some E88 shit too just because Emma: again, do the writers know we can tell they're still malding over the fact that the pretty girls in highschool didn't date them? fanon emma is pretty much a cardboard cut out of whoever was mean to the author. something something bitches three Madison: in fanon has a C53 fetish, occasionally is also Browbeat. don't ask why Victoria: gets hit with the blonde stereotypes even harder then Lisa, "Collateral Damage Barbie" is one of the phrases that activates my flight or fight responses. she basically is an entirely different character in fanon. bubbly dumb blonde girl with a massive temper and well other sexist bullshiit Amy: I hate even touching this character with a ten foot pole but basically is hit with the "soft useless lesbian" trope hard enough to make her into a completely separate person from her canon self. whether or not this is a good thing is still up for debate Carol: in fanon, an evil bitch who exists solely to bully Amy Mark: who? The rest of New Wave: cannon fodder for Leviathan Danny Hebert: literally stale milk instead of a personality, will probably die before the fic is over but we won't care because the author did not care either Armsmaster: hahaha robotman go brrrr or is an arrogant self-aggrandizing shit, can't interact with people without Dragon helping him 24/7 Miss Militia: fanon bat'd into team mom,

idk where this came from considering her first instinct upon seeing children is to pull out a gun holy shit wait is she actually Taylor's true mom- Velocity: canon fodder for levi Battery & Assault: sitcom wife, sitcom husband! please ignore how fucked up this relationship is if you look at it for more than two seconds Dauntless: haha armsy is JEALOUS also cannon fodder for levi Triumph: who? The BB wards in general tend to be incredibly bland, the only ones who have fanon personalities of note are Clockblocker and Vista. The former being such a huge prankster that every other line is a joke- or him complaining about how BULLSHIT Alt!Taylor's powers are. Vista is an angry kiddo who says that Shadow Stalker doesn't count as being a girl on the team The E88: no personality for any of them except that Kaiser is noble and really isn't that bad and also Purity did nothing wrong totally she's just a hot mom trying to do her best, please ignore how she exclusively targets characters of color and literally calls white criminals more civilized than miniorities- the worm fandom has something of a nazi problem i hate it here The ABB: racism and honorable samurai lung even though that has no canon basis so again, racist stereotypes The Slaughterhouse 9: This one makes me just as sad as the Lisa shit because dear god this is such a good cast of villains that fanon completely flattens to bowling pins for the Alt!Taylor of the week to mow down, why does this fandom suck so much. Anyway Jack is just the Joker, Crawler is masochistic, etc i'm moving on now The PRT/Protectorate as a whole: They are an evil paramilitary organization that pressgangs kids into signing up to become child soldiers, and somehow at the same time, they are a bunch of idiots who listen to the PR department and have stupid things like RULES that prevent capes from COMMITTING VIOLENCE. Being called "the biggest gang of all" is common and some shit like "at least the criminals are honest" is a likely statement. Cauldron: whoo boy this one really boils my blood but fanon Cauldron are just a bunch of evil idiots who can't even tie their shoelaces. basically a bunch of dudebros are upset that women run the world and that two of them essentially have "I win" powers so they have to make them lose to their SI- er, Taylor in fics so they can assuage their masculinity, which totally isn't pathetic Scion: Is at once the end all be all of worm you can't write a wormfic without scion or else it's TOTALLY MEANINGLESS because what is the point of a story if all the characters are going to DIE in a few years anyway, and at the same time is incredibly easy to defeat- this ties into how Cauldron is stupid. Scion Truthers pls shut up and go read something else okay I think that's everyone I would apologize but the only thing I'm sorry for is how messy this is

#Worm #Parahumans #Worm Fanfic #Worm Fanon #if you can't tell #I'm a little annoyed with the worm fanfic fandom #dear SI writers stop being such creeps #and nazis pls fucking leave we don't want you here go away

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

This is so random and idk why I was thinking about it but... Hawkmetri hand kiss. Like maybe when everyone goes to prom together, they all start pairing off, and since Yasmine is out of the picture at this point, Demetri looks at Hawk and takes his hand & 'jokingly' is like "I guess it's just you and me" and then BOOM hand kiss. Or it could also happen during the prom photos they're all taking beforehand (bc I'm imagining this as Miyagi-Fang going to prom in a massive group) or maybe on the way into the building?? Idk I'm just a sucker for hand kisses and I would like to hear your thoughts

“Since Yasmine is out of the picture at that point” HA yeah, I like how we all seem to agree in the Binary Boyfriends fandom that there’s no way in hell those two would last XD

I can absolutely see Demetri especially giving Hawk hand kisses and Hawk’s entire face just goes REDDER THAN A GODDAMN LOBSTER and he starts stuttering and grumbling and being like “sTOP IT DEMETRI we have a REPUTATION to uphold” and Demetri, shit-eating smirk on his face as always, is like “Ah, but we ARE upholding it--by being the classiest ones here! No one is more suave than us, my dear Hawk” (going along with my headcanon that Demetri calls Eli “Hawk” when he’s roasting/teasing/flirting with him) and then he gives Hawk another little hand kiss and Hawk is just like “JXJNBIUBSDOVOYVSDYV”

Bonus points if this happens after Demetri and Yasmine have a big fight--like maybe they go to prom together, but Yasmine bitches about Hawk hanging out with them (because Hawk doesn’t have a date, and of COURSE Demetri invites him to third wheel because he wants his best friend around literally as much as possible since he got him back). After all, Yasmine’s reputation is already in shambles, and the LAST thing she needs is to be seen with the bed-wetting lip scar mohawk kid. And Demetri is like “Hey, that’s my best friend you’re talking about, and if you don’t like him being here, you can take a fucking hike” and Yasmine takes her corsage and just THROWS it in Demetri’s face like “Well, I hope you like going back to being a fucking freak who’s going to die alone, because you don’t have a prom date anymore!” and storms off. There’s a bit of an awkward silence for a while, and then Demetri turns to Hawk like “Well...I guess you have to be my prom date now, to save me the terrible embarrassment of having to go stag for the rest of the night after being dumped. Shall we?” And he just grabs Hawk’s hand and kisses it and starts leading Hawk toward the dance floor and Hawk fucking SHORT-CIRCUITS more than the crusty old computer lab desktop they worked with at coding camp.

Cue Demetri spending the rest of the night leading Hawk around by the hand and lifting his fingers up and kissing his knuckles and OBVIOUSLY it’s totally a joke, just “acting gay For the Memes” and to amuse all of their friends, OBVIOUSLY they’re not actually prom dates now--just Joke Prom Dates. And Hawk feels weird, because his stomach is all woozy and why the fuck should it be, if this whole thing is just an Elaborate Comedy Routine of sorts meant to make the school hoot and holler about the “gay karate couple”??? And then some slow song comes on, and Demetri’s like “Come now, Hawk, my avian love, let us dance to it!” You know, For the Lulz. Obviously. And Demetri pulls him out on the dance floor and the next minute he’s putting his goddamn bony, gangly hands all over Hawk trying to find where you’re supposed to hold someone during a waltz (like either of these boys know absolutely jack shit about traditional ballroom dancing) and goddamn it, if Hawk’s heart isn’t about to beat out of his chest at being this close to Demetri, at seeing green eyes inches away just glinting with smug amusement, like they so often do, at feeling his skin heat up a little every place Demetri’s long fingers brush up against his suit, at swaying in sync with Demetri in time to cheesy music. And Demetri’s humming along and insists on spinning Hawk a few times (which Hawk ABSOLUTELY does not enjoy, he will HAVE YOU KNOW), and at the song’s last Loud Triumphant Chorus, Demetri just suddenly full-on dips Hawk (when the hell did he get strong enough to do that??? Hawk wonders) and kisses him on the mouth. Once he processes what’s happening, Hawk shoves Demetri off because okay, that’s taking it WAY too far and he just GLARES at him and hisses “Okay, knock it off, asshole! I KNOW you’re just doing this shit for show.” And Demetri pauses for a minute, his entire expression just wilting, before he frowns and says “This was never for show, Eli. I just...I just figured you’d never want to do any of that kind of thing with me if it wasn’t just...just some joke. And I guess I indulged in it a little bit because I’m selfish, and I got caught up in the fantasy that we could...actually be something. But I know you don’t want that, and I should have respected that. I’m sorry.” And Hawk is just lost for words, because...Demetri was actually serious about all this??? And thought he was the one who wasn’t??? And how is Demetri so stupid that he doesn’t realize Hawk’s not pissed because Demetri’s getting too into acting gay--he’s pissed because it fucking hurts for Demetri to act like the concept of them ever being together is just some laughable joke???And--wait, why does that bother him so much?!

And then Hawk Moskowitz does his signature move--Flipping the Script like a total badass, and throwing caution to the wind. He sighs and grabs Demetri, muttering “you fucking MORON” before leaning up and kissing him hard (and he HAS to lean up, because fucking hell, Demetri is a goddamn snarky giraffe of a human). Pretty much the entire dance floor snickers and chortles but Demetri and Hawk just. Don’t. Care.

Meanwhile Yasmine roams the prom, finding the least-ugly guys going stag and hitting on them because it turns out being dateless isn’t nearly as fun and freeing as she thought, even if she ditched Demetri to Make a Statement. But alas, no one is interested in having Front Wedgie as a hot date.

Cue Aisha showing up out of absolutely nowhere, crashing the prom just long enough to give Yasmine another wedgie in front of the entire dance floor and then vanishing from the show again. Everyone begins to call Yasmine Double Wedgie. People are still calling her this at their high school reunion, 30 years later. Yasmine is not pleased.

#hawk x demetri #demetri x eli #binary boyfriends #hawkmeat #eli x demetri #demetri x hawk #elimetri #demetri cobra kai #eli moskowitz #yasmine cobra kai #aisha robinson #cobra kai #cobra kai season 4 #hawk #demetri #eli #my askbox

[yandere-society]

Sugar Rush

Synopsis: You thought the breakup had gone well, but your ex-girlfriend Yoonji didn’t seem to get the message. When you go out with friends to party on Halloween night, you encounter Yoonji in an unexpected way – and you discover just how far she’ll go to get you back.  

Pairing: Min Yoonji x Reader

Word Count: 4.1k

Warnings: Yandere themes, blood/mentions of blood, stalking, restraints, safeword violation, torture, suicide mention, gore

Headline: Woman In Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaulted Ex-Girlfriend In Gay Pub After She Waved At Man Dressed As A Snickers Bar

Admin: @psycho-slytherin​

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“Ooh – gah!”

“Y/n?” Mia pokes her head into the kitchen. Her pupils are pure black, and she looks to be crying blood. “What happened?”

“Ugh, I think my mom sent me these roses and I pricked myself on a thorn,” you reply, sucking on your bleeding finger irritably. You lay down the card that came with the bouquet, which reads See you soon! “You look great.”

“Thanks! I’m a student.” Mia steps forward to reveal a school uniform shirt, sweatpants, and flip-flops. 

“Uh…”

“Cause I’m stu-dying, get it?”

You snort. “Very nice.”

“What are you? You haven’t changed!”

You sigh. “I don’t think I’m going to dress up.” You can’t shake Halloween’s association with her.

“What? But 66 Below has their ‘free drink for a costume’ thing going on. C’mon, why not?”

You shrug, looking at your bleeding finger. Roses always seem to have it out for you. “It was our anniversary.”

“Wait, is this about Yoonji? Y/n, you broke up with her! If you regret it so much, get back together. The girl was head over heels with you, I’m sure she’d be down.”

You shake your head. “I’m not getting back together with her. Definitely not.” You and Yoonji were together for three years, long enough that you had started wondering if it would turn into forever. As time went on, however, you began to notice unnerving little quirks in her behavior. She was scaring you, and you ended things soon after. “Besides, she was always so neurotic that I would cheat on her with a guy.”

Mia rolls her eyes. “Biphobia at its finest. Well, fuck Yoonji. It’s been months – now get dressed. It’s Halloween, and we’re going out! Besides, Aisha is meeting us there.”

You laugh. “I don’t have a costume.”

“I have an extra that I brought with me – it’s an unnecessarily sexy angel, it didn’t fit my sister. Try it!”

Angel. That was Yoonji’s name for you. You sigh, dragging yourself away from the traitorous roses and following Mia down the hall.

Soon enough, Mia is putting the final touches on your makeup. “Ooh, you’re glowing!”

“I don’t know why you sound surprised when it’s your fault,” you retort before catching a look at yourself in the mirror.

You’re wearing a white silky babydoll dress – the kind that you’d only wear in the bedroom. She’d love it. You’re sporting white fishnets and feathered wings, with a golden headband resembling a halo to complete the look. Mia has done your makeup expertly, with lots of rose and gold, so that you look perfectly angelic. You add your favorite rainbow earrings for some added pride. Still, the outfit…

“Isn’t this a little… risque?” Yoonji would never let you wear something like this out.

“I don’t want anyone else laying eyes on my angel,” she would croon in your ear. “You’re all mine. I’ll never let anyone else touch you.”

“It’s Halloween, Y/n, as long as the goods are covered you’re set.”

You peer out of the window. The sun has set, and groups of kids are out in spades for trick-or-treating. You used to love Halloween – it had always been your favorite holiday, long before you and Yoonji made it official four years ago.

“Will you be my girlfriend?”

She stared at you for a long time. “Do you promise never to cheat? You’ll be loyal to me alone?”

You laughed. “Of course! I like you, I want to date you!

“In that case…” She leaned forward and kissed you. Her vampire costume meant you got fake blood all over your lips. “Happy Halloween, angel.”

“Okay. Let’s go.”

Mia nods. Her black contact lenses are… well, they’re not unintimidating. You’re glad to be able to spend this Halloween with her, and not worry about your ex-girlfriend.

66 Below has long been your and Mia’s favorite LGBTQ bar. With its live music, pride flags, and vintage decor, you feel as though you’re stepping into an extra-queer period piece.Yoonji never liked it; she thought it was too crowded. Tonight, almost everyone is dressed up in costume, enjoying 66 Below’s 'first drink free’ policy.

“Mia! Y/n! Over here!” Mia’s girlfriend Aisha gets your attention, waving at you from a booth. You’ve never encountered a more loving couple, and you know Mia’s planning on proposing to her soon. Aisha is dressed as… “Wait, what is she wearing?” You ask as you and Mia join her. Aisha looks like she printed a graded school paper onto white clothing, complete with red marks and typos. Over her heart is a big red F. In response to your quizzical glance, Aisha points to the F.

“Geddit? I’m a failing grade! I specifically wanted to be a final exam, but…”

You laugh. Mia and Aisha must have coordinated that. You scan the bar and note you’re not the only angel. There’s also some devils, ghosts, animals, anime characters, Iron Man, a Snickers bar, two Harry Potters, and – of course – inappropriately sexy children’s cartoon characters. You love Halloween.

“Y/n, c’mon, let’s grab drinks,” Mia says, but her eyes seem unwilling to leave Aisha’s. Their love reminds you of yours… or, what you thought was love. Towards the end of your relationship, you began to realize Yoonji’s idea of love was very different from yours.

“Don’t worry about it, I’ll get yours. What do you want?”

“You sure?” When you nod, Mia reels off her order. You approach the bar, smiling at your favorite bartender. “Hey, Jaewon!” 

“Do mine eyes deceive me, or is that Y/n beneath the halo?”

Jaewon pretends to be blinded. He’s dressed as what you can only assume is slutty Mario.

“Shush, you. I’ll have an IPA and a margarita, please.”

“Sure thing.”

As you’re waiting for your drinks, the person in the Snickers costume slides into the seat next to you. “Nice costume, angel.”

You stare at him, a brow raised. If you weren’t at a gay bar, you’d think he was flirting. “Thanks, Snickers.”

“Who are you here with?”

You nod at the booth, where Mia and Aisha are now kissing intensely.

“Y’all poly or are you third wheeling?”

You laugh. “The latter. I’m not the relationship type.” Not anymore. Not after you realized how you were so easily manipulated into thinking Yoonji’s behavior was love. But the way she would kiss you, and whisper sweet nothings in your ear, tangling her hand in your hair…

“Yeah, I get you. Couples’ costumes are scary by default to me,” the Snickers jokes. “Perfect for Halloween. I’m Namjoon, by the way.”

“Y/n. Are you here with anyone?”

Namjoon glances around. “I was here with my buddy, but I think he left to fuck one of the Harry Potters. Which is funny, now that I think about it, since he was dressed as Dumbledore.”

You snort. “Oh my god. Well, if you want a group to join, I’ll be third-wheeling over there.” Jaewon reappears with your drinks and a wink.

“I might just take you up on that, angel. Happy Halloween!”

“Hey!” Mia says, finally coming up for air. Miraculously, her bloody tears have stayed put. “Who was that guy you were talking to? He seemed cute!”

“He’s probably gay,” you remind your friend. “He was sweet, though, I invited him to come over if he wanted to – his friend left him. Is that okay?”

Mia and Aisha glance at each other. “Actually, we were wondering…”

You look at the two suspiciously. “Yes?”

“There’s this event happening at 4Sooth,” Aisha says, referencing another bar downtown, “Where the best couples’ costume gets a cash prize. We were thinking… well, zombie student, failing grade…”

Oh. Why did you come here in the first place, then?

“Yeah, you guys totally have a chance!” You offer with as much enthusiasm as you can muster. “Should we go there?”

“The thing is…” Aisha looks at Mia, who shows you the event announcement on her phone.

“Well, the other prize is a night in the ‘Halloween Suite’ at the hotel next door, y’know?” Mia says quickly, a note of pleading in her voice.

Ohhhh. “Right, okay. So… I’ll just stay here, then.”

“Are you sure?” Mia asks anxiously. You can see her on the fence between guilt and excitement.

“Yeah, it’s fine!” You insist. “I’m good at making friends. Have fun!” Just because you have to be alone on Halloween, doesn’t mean Mia and Aisha can’t have a good time.

“You’re the best, Y/n, I owe you!” Mia gives you a quick kiss on each cheek before she and Aisha head out. As soon as they’re out of sight, your smile slips from your face and you sigh, nursing your beer. It’s Halloween, what would have been your and Yoonji’s fourth anniversary, and you’re alone at a bar. Pathetic. You turn to costume-watching, admiring the Big Bird, Dorthy from The Wizard of Oz, a sumo wrestler, and several queer or genderbent characters from all sorts of media.

Namjoon, the Snickers, is looking at you from his seat at the bar. He raises a quizzical brow at the now-empty booth, and you roll your eyes and shake your head in response.

He purses his lips, tipping his glass in acknowledgement.

Wonderful. A bar of candy pities me. You wave, motioning for Namjoon to come join you. You were both alone – why not?

Almost as soon as you lower your hand, several things happen at once: a blur of tan crosses your vision; you hear a loud BANG, and feel a sudden, incomprehensible, searing pain shoot through the back of your head; something warm trickles down your face; there are lips against your ear, whispering words you can’t understand; far-off shouts and screams; and the world goes dark.

“Told you that you’d cheat… you’re just a whore for them… but now you’re all mine again.”

“Mmnn…” you groan, blinking hard. Your head hurts – everything hurts. You feel like you’ve been hit by a truck. You’re lying on something soft. Did you go to bed? You move to rub your temple, but your wrist is tugged back by… rope. Rope? Your eyes widen and you begin to struggle furiously against the restraints, yanking until you feel your hands are going to detach themselves. “What the fuck?” Your wrists are tied to bedposts. Shit. Were you drugged? Was it Jaewon the bartender? “HELP! Somebody! Help me!” Your shoes are gone, and – oh, no – your white dress is stained and splattered with blood. Yours? When you try to pull yourself up, your vision floats before you. You can feel warm blood trickling down your head, tickling your scalp. You fall back onto the pillow, trying to force your vision to focus. “Help me…”

Suddenly, you hear heavy footsteps, and a voice that makes you freeze.

“Looks like I nabbed myself a pretty little angel. Talk about fallen from grace, right?”

Your cries for help freeze in your throat. “Yoonji?”

And in walks your ex-girlfriend, the blow-up sumo wrestling suit deflating around her. That flash of tan… so she was there, at 66 Below. Her pristine black bob hasn’t changed in the last few months, and her makeup is perfectly done. As the suit empties, she steps out of it, wearing her favorite outfit of black tights and skirt with a cream blouse.

“Let me go,” you croak. Your heart feels like it’s being squeezed in her fist. Your fighting spirit seems to have evaporated in the face of the woman you once loved. It doesn’t make sense… or does it make too much sense? You knew she was possessive – it’s why you ended things. But this? “Yoonji… please. Please.”

Yoonji pretends not to hear you, instead walking around the bed to inspect your restraints. Of course, now that you’ve collected yourself, you recognize her bedroom. In fact, it’s not your first time being tied to these same bedposts.

“Red. Yoonji, please, red,” you try desperately, hoping the safeword might make her relent. For a moment, her cool expression falters. It’s quickly replaced with raw fury.

“You want to try calling red?” She snarls, looking right at you. “You cheated on me. You broke up with me!”

“I never cheated!” You cry, kicking out at her in vain. “You always thought I was cheating on you – I didn’t do anything!”

“I saw you,” she replies, raising a hand and bringing it down hard on your cheek. Your head jerks to the side and you can taste blood. Your face is on fire, it must be, how can it hurt so badly? “It’s our anniversary. I saw you wave at that candy bar.” Another slap leaves your jaw aching. “Fucking whore, do you flirt with every man you see? Girls like you can never be faithful.”

“We’re not together anymore!” You yell, pulling hard on the ropes. They’re much stronger and more coarse than any Yoonji has used with you before, and you bite back a yelp of pain at the rope burn. Your head hurts so much, and your chest is heaving with anxiety. Is she going to kill you? “You’re insane. Let me go – they’ll find out I’m gone. They’ll call the police.” After you and Yoonji broke up, you moved in with Mia. Surely she’ll be concerned when you don’t show up.

Yoonji laughs softly. It’s the way she would laugh when she had a secret. “Well… you did text your housemate to tell her you were going home with the Snickers bar. She’s not expecting you – and that contest is going to keep her at the hotel all night anyways.”

Your heart drops into your stomach. How does she know? “What text? Where’s my phone?”

Yoonji lazily fishes your phone from her pocket. “You really haven’t changed your password?”

“Give that back! Let me go!” You twist your hips and kick hard in her direction, scoring a tiny victory when your phone goes flying from Yoonji’s hand. In the split second that she’s leaned over to retrieve it, you try to see if you can feel any slack at all in the ropes binding your wrists. Yes! There’s something. Maybe your situation isn’t hopeless after all.

Your spirits fall by the wayside when you see Yoonji rise with a terrifying smile on her face. “What a frisky angel, you like to kick, don’t you? Maybe I should tie those lovely legs too.”

“No- don’t touch me! Yoonji, c’mon…” your voice breaks when you see her pull a length of rope from her closet. “W-what are you going to do with me?”

“What am I going to do with you? Exactly what I’ve always wanted to. I’m going to make sure no one else will ever touch you again. You’re mine, angel, you always have been.” Yoonji reaches for your legs and you kick wildly, desperate to escape. Your heart feels like a racehorse in your chest, and sheer adrenaline numbs the throbbing pain in your head.

“Stop… struggling!” Yoonji hisses furiously as she makes a grab for your foot. “Ungrateful bitch. Why are you always trying to get away from me? All I did was love you!”

Now. You slam your heel into her chin, and her head snaps upward with the force of your kick.

For a second you feel like she’s about to crumple to the ground, but instead she lowers her gaze to stare into your soul once more.

“That wasn’t very nice.” Yoonji massages her jaw, and when she speaks, blood drips from between her lips. She begins to pace around the bed, avoiding your kicks. “Bad angel… maybe you’re just a devil in disguise, huh? I always knew you were a dirty fucking liar. And you didn’t even say thank you for the roses.”

The roses? Your eyes widen. See you soon. They were from her? “Fuck you,” You say in response, surreptitiously tugging and relaxing the slack on your right hand’s rope. “I never cheated. You were just scared that I could love men and women. Well, guess what? I loved you! For years, until I realized you never loved me back.”

“What?” You see horror cloud Yoonji’s face. “You fucking bitch. ALL I did was love you!”

You shake your head, determined to keep her talking. She’s out of range of your kicks for now. If you could just get your hands free…

You feel suddenly woozy. Are there two… no, three Yoonjis? Shit. Now is not the time for a concussion.

“You never loved me. You were obsessed and insane. Don’t you hear yourself?” You say, your volume increasing. You know the walls are well-insulated, but she’s still in an apartment complex. Maybe the neighbors will hear? Another tug on the rope. You twist your wrist, and for a second you can feel it loosening. “You only wanted me so that no one else could have me!”

“You’re lying.” Maybe it’s a reflection of your bloody dress, or the blood dripping from her mouth, but for a second her eyes seem to shine red.

You shake your head. You’ve almost got a hand free. “You’re the one who’s lying, Yoonji. You’re lying to yourself.” Dizzy again. “You – ngh – you can just let me go. I won’t tell anyone.” Almost got a hand free. How long has it been?

Suddenly Yoonji is looming over you. “Ah, but you forgot.” She spits at you, and a mouthful of scarlet blood hits the white pillowcase. Some of it splatters on your cheek. You keep tugging at the tie around your left hand. It’s much tighter than your right. She’s rummaging in her bedside drawer, and that look in her eyes… you’re scared. “I might’ve let an angel go, but you decided you’re not an angel. You’re a devil. And where do devils belong?”

“Uh…”

“That’s right.” Yoonji shows you what she’s retrieved: a lighter. She walks around the bed to the bottom right corner of the duvet. “Devils like you should stay in hell.”

“Yoonji. Yoonji, what are you –” She lowers the lighter to the duvet, and you see the cloth begin to smoke before a small flame forms on the bed, flickering but gaining in strength. “YOONJI!”

“I told you, Y/n.” Her voice is lower than you’ve ever heard it as she wipes more blood from her chin. “I’ll never let anyone touch you again.”

“C’mon, please, this is too much,” you say, your voice bleeding into hysteria as you thrash around, trying to kick the burning blanket away from your body. The fire begins to grow, and in your frenzied movement you accidentally burn your foot. You jerk away, yanking at the ropes on your wrists. You’re wearing fishnet stockings – if those catch fire, it’ll travel all the way up your body in a flash. “Let me go! Let me go, you psycho!”

Yoonji makes a pouty face. “Poor baby. Let you go… or what?”

“Please!” You shriek as the fire grows, the smoke now visibly rising from the bed. “Yoonji, I’m sorry, please, please…”

“I missed hearing you beg, my love. What a delicious Halloween treat. And if you need to blame anyone…” Yoonji pauses and smiles. The blood has gotten between her teeth, giving her a terrifying undead look. “Blame that Snickers bar.”

With that, she leaves the room and closes the door behind her. Fuck. You tug furiously at your right hand, where the rope has significantly loosened. You can feel the heat from the flames, dangerously close to you. “C’mon, c’mon…” You’re not going to die here, what a terrible headline. Who would write your obituary? You fight through another wave of dizziness. “Fucking hell!” With effort that leaves your muscles trembling, you wriggle your right hand out of its ties, and it quickly flies to your other hand. Maybe you’ll survive.

Unless she locked the door. Yoonji is four floors up. From that height…

You quickly work through the knots on your left wrist, which Yoonji tied so tightly you can’t feel several of your fingers anymore. Faster. Your nails are broken from tearing at the rope, and at one point the nail on your middle finger catches and gets stuck fast in the rope. The fire has spread to the carpet, and thick, black smoke is billowing up. You take a deep breath and brace yourself for the pain – it’s nothing compared to burning alive – and yank your hand back.

“Gah!” It’s a furious pain, for so small a point. The fingernail is ripped off your finger and hangs there as your nail bed bleeds freely. You force yourself to keep moving, to undo the knot or rip the rope off completely but the pain makes it hard to breathe…  or is it the smoke quickly filling the air? With movements made jerky by panic, you at last find a loose end and pull it through the knot. The rope around your wrist loosens and you’re able to slip your hand out. You’re not going to think about the fact that you can’t feel three of your fingers or move them properly. You’re free. You look around wildly, rushing for the door. You rattle the handle, but it’s locked. You can try to kick through it? But what if Yoonji is on the other side of the door, and shoves you back into the flames? The window next to the bed is locked too. But… You bend down and, straining, lift her entire bedside nightstand up. As soon as you stand your legs wobble and threaten to collapse, and you feel blood continue to drip down your neck and back. You stumble, almost to the window, but–

“Ugh-” You lose your grip and the nightstand crashes to the floor, almost on your foot. At that moment, you’re tempted to break down completely. What if you just… gave up? If you go through the window, you’ll probably die in the fall. Through the door, if you can even kick it down, and Yoonji will surely be waiting for you. You could just stay here, where at least death is a merciful certainty.

No – what are you thinking? You have to live. If you die, Yoonji will be free, and you won’t be able to tell your story. If you die now… she wins.

You adjust your stance and, arms trembling, lift the nightstand once more. The air is getting harder to breathe, you don’t know how much longer you have. You heave the nightstand at the window and it crashes straight through the glass, smashing down onto the street four stories below. Wait – the street. It must only be a little past midnight, because you can see some teens and adults still walking the street in costume. Passersby!

“HELP!” You shriek, waving your hand. You’re cut and bleeding in several places from flying glass, and you surely look fit for Halloween.

Wait. Hang on. One of the adults laughs and points up at you. “Great costume!” he yells.

“No, no, no…” the smoke is getting thicker, the fire closer. “Please- please help!” What you need to be a strong yell comes out a broken sob. “There’s a fire! Please help me!”

Two groups seem to realize it’s not just a Halloween prank, and you see some people whip out their phones to call the police. Several more rush forward, but clearly have no plan other than to stand beneath the window.

The police will take too long. You blink through the smoke, which is now visible through the window. You will not burn alive. And you won’t let Yoonji walk free, not after this. You brush the broken glass away from the windowsill and carefully step onto the ledge, a bleeding angel in the night. Your wings and white dress glow in such contrast to the walls that it looks like you’re flying.

You hear gasps and screams, and a “Don’t jump!”

Idiot. As though you have a choice. No, you only have one choice left, and you’re making it count. “My name is Y/n L/n,” You yell, forcing down a smoky cough, “And the person who killed me is Min Yoonji!”

No time to think. You step forward off the ledge, closing your eyes. Forty feet isn’t that far to fall, maybe you’ll make it.

Fucking Snickers bar.

#yandere #yandere bts #bts #yoongi #suga #yandere!yoongi #bts genderbend #halloween event #yandere-society #yandere x reader #bts halloween fic #gxg #wlw #bts gxg #yandere!suga #yandere!yoongi x reader #bangtan

[kikidewynter]

anyway i mention my pierce headcanons a lot but i’ve never put them all in a post before so

he comes from an upper middle class family. his mom’s a lawyer and his dad plays an instrument in a professional orchestra

he’s an only child, and bc pierce gives me the impression that he craves validation and praise for his work, i think his parents never really gave him that much attention. his dad was usually out of town for work, and his mom either stayed late at the office or brought all her work home with her. when he did something worthy of praise, he didn’t really get it enthusiastically—just a quick “good job,” or “keep it up,” because they were so busy or because they had high expectations for him anyway

he might not be the best singer but he has a big interest in music. he took classical piano & violin lessons growing up (explaining his canon interest in classical music) and would wear cute little tuxedos to his recitals. he started playing around with making his own music and decided it was something he wanted to pursue, so he studied music production in college

he grew up in the suburbs and went to a private high school in north stilwater where he was president of the chess club, in the band, etc. and he would always wear his school blazer & have expensive shoes. he made sure he always looked good in his uniform, maybe accessorising with a diamond earring

pierce has big prep vibes but his sr2 look also makes me think he’s kind of a jock. i think he’s into more chill sports (nothing too aggressive like football), like basketball, tennis, or badminton maybe. probably a little golf by srtt bc he likes flaunting his wealth like that

gay. i was on the fence for a while bc he’s romanceable by anyone in sriv but then i realised that volition making all the characters playersexual while never clarifying what their identities are and giving us any real lgbt rep is evil so i’m not taking it as canon. pierce gay !

grew up admiring the vice kings. they were just so cool and stylish (if you’ve seen their early concept art u know what i’m talking abt). he would walk past them on his way home from school n give them a lil fist bump but his parents didn’t want him hanging around or making friends w gang members so that was kinda the extent of his affiliation

while studying in college, he gets an apprenticeship at kingdom come records. it’s cool at first, he gets to sit in on sessions and learn abt different equipment and techniques and recording processes. but as time goes by he gets sent on more and more shady errands until he’s basically just doing vice king jobs. it pays well and it’s fun, so he doesn’t really mind. he officially joins the gang and drops out of college

his parents disapprove but he doesn’t really tell them what he’s up to bc he knows they’d cut him off, so he just says he got a permanent job at kingdom come

aaaand then he gets arrested. i figure sometime near the end of sr1 when the saints are coming down hard on the vice kings n they lost all the connections king had that kept them out of jail

but it’s cool bc he meets gat and shaundi

he gets out n gets his tattoo about a year before the boss wakes up. probably feels a little lost bc he’s like 24 now and there are no vice kings and he can’t exactly go back to work at kingdom come, he doesn’t even have any qualifications. so he goes back to college and his parents are willing to pay but warn that it’s the last time. then of course the boss wakes up and he ditches all that to roll with the saints bc he just. loves the freedom and the fun and the money and the sense of family

he and shaundi get a place together and they bicker a lot but they actually have a lot of fun living together. one time he brings a guy home from the club and dips into the bathroom for a few mins. when he comes back out, his date is sitting at the kitchen table listening to shaundi talk absolute shit bc it’s 3am and she’s blasted and got distracted looking for food and asked for his birth chart. bc she does that with like EVERY guy pierce dates and then gets back to him on whether she thinks they’re a good match or not. he tells her it’s all bullshit but really he thinks it’s cute that she’s looking out for him

wears sweats and crop tops when he’s chilling in the apartment/the crib

he gets invited over to johnny’s and he hangs out a little before AISHA comes down the stairs and he’s like HUH??? bc he was a vice king, he thought she was dead. anyway they end up talking bc aisha loves meeting new people and they become fast friends. their shared love of music means they’re always in aisha’s home recording studio making songs. even if they can’t be released, it’s nice for aisha to be able to sing again, and pierce is more than honoured to be making music with an r&b star

when the saints become celebrities, pierce thrives. he becomes the official face of the saints, gets his own sublabel under ultor to produce music and work w artists. he also gets his own talent agency and scouts new actors/models for the saints/ultor brand. he’s rich, he’s doing what he loves, and to make sure he’s always happy, he surrounds himself with suckups and other celebrities. he throws parties constantly because he loves the good vibes and the attention and being the host and life of the party. but deep down it’s not satisfying at all. i don’t think he knows what he really wants

i know it’s a lil joke but i’m taking pierce saying he does voice acting work for video games as canon. he also guest dj’s a few times a week for the classical music radio station. makes guest appearances in sitcoms and tv shows, and sometimes reality shows (like when someone suddenly has lunch w their famous friend? he’s that friend)

he has his own line of suits sold in planet saints

#pierce washington #i probably have more but i can’t remember

[prettywarriors]

Fate The Winx Commentary

Good morning internet! Today is the drop of Winx: Riverdale edition! I sure hope you're ready for my aggressive and unnecessary commentary, because it is coming for you either way!

The netflix landing page lets us know:

Fate The Winx Saga

6 episodes, 48-53 minutes each

"Genres: Fantasy TV Shows, Teen TV Shows, Italian TV Shows"

"This show is: Emotional"

As mentioned elsewhere, my Winx knowledge is limited, so I will be coming into this fairly fresh and will try to be unbiased. As I have seen trailers, the keyword here is Try.

Episode 1

'To the Waters and the Wild'

CW: Animal Death, Swears, Implied Child Death, Blood, Implied Teen Sex, Burns, Weed, Fatphobia, Whatever the term pussie falls under

Episode 1 TL;DR: We meet everyone, learn their dynamics, have the basics of the magic system beat into us, meet our monsters, and name drop Harry Potter. Standard first episode stuff.

I do want it on record before we start that I got about halfway into the first season of Riverdale, and the first season of Netflix Sabrina. They were, well, bland and boring imo? I did get through a few seasons of Teen Wolf, but that's because it was capable of Fun and Jokes. My current expectations are a few unintentionally funny lines, maybe some almost decent magic effects, and because it's 2021, one whole gay character (I did hear one of the boys (there are boys?) is bi, but also an asshole so I'm hoping for some wlw)

TV-MA LANGUAGE AND SMOKING OH FUCKING BOY Almost full moon (waxing) in opening shot- I Will be tracking moon inconsistencies if it keeps showing up that is a pet peeve but hey look a bunch of sheep That's a good start (it's ominous though. don't hurt the sheep) Swears count: Feckin' 2 Mystical portal barrier. Oh yeah s5 of the magicians is on netflix now WELP THOSE ARE SHEEP GUTS RIGHT OUT THE GATE HUH For CW it's up a tree, and the dripping blood is a good warning of what's about to be seen :( oh and then the man who was looking for the sheep dies offscreen save for a spray of blood. THIS ISN'T YOUR CHILD'S WINX CLUB it seems to say. I assume. How much blood was in the original winx because this is already at least a full cup. (Also the monster noises for whatever was chasing the man (werewolf it was a werewolf trailers are bad guys) were not very good)

Opening credit scene is 5-6 different blooming elemental wings. They're pretty, but it's unclear if the last one is secret 6th member wings (because the second to last ones are fire which is the main character's element right?) so maybe we'll get a late 6th addition? (I am in I.T. please give me the most relatable character you cowards)

KIDS IN THE CORNER BY AMBER VAN DAY PLAYING I like where they shot this but that might just be european woods pretty. The opening location was nice and mossy save for the sheep blood Fancy big stone school establishing shots (it's nice, and huge) and we land on a red head who seems less than pleased to be here Courtyard shot of... whatever the name of the replacment plant girl is, holding a tray of various potted plants for an older man (father? first day of school send off maybe?) Aisha(?) walks by, not talking to anyone, Stella(?) is taking Magical!Selfies with at least 3 other girls, Musa(?) has a suitcase and headphones and smiles at a passing girl Oh boy a boy with a pocketknife doing little tricks with it! Nothing says edgy like an actual knife edge. Gonna take this moment to point out I have some level of face blindness and while the girls all look fairly different from one another, if there is more than one tall blonde white boy as I fear there may be, I WILL NOT be able to tell them apart. Not through maliciousness, just general incompetence, so anything I say about the boy characters (I want to say they're the knights to the girl's faeries? is that right? this whole thing smacks of gender) should be taken with a heap of salt I've come to accept tv just. displaying text messages on screen as a storytelling method. It's never my favorite but it just Is a modern story element. Also Bloom needs to meet stella at the alfea gates Alfea I presume is the school- does the name mean something? It sure feels like the word elf and therefore fae but I don't feel like googling anything this early in Oh look two more blondish tall white boys. Pocketknife was wearing something else i think, one guy has a brown jacket and pink shirt (bad combo), the other looks old even by tv highschool/college standards and his jacket has a jock vibe. Jock jacket also has an earring? Is this the bi character who is an asshole? From this one second of him, only in profile, I will assume yes, he is an asshole I like Bloom's backpack Pink shirt looks at Bloom from across the quad. I am already tired of this romance Cool he walks up to someone he has identified as lost, and is 'impressed with [her] confidence in the face of complete ignorance' COMING OUT OF THE GATE WITH A NEGG HUH PINKY He even states he wasn't offering help Then Why Are You Talking To Her Jackass Subs are going with the fairy spelling, and Bloom confirms she is a fairy and we confirm this is College. Unless this is a european thing where they call schools different things. I think that's just for public and private? And maybe just england? I'm American all they teach us is 1492-ww1 over and over for like. 10 years sorry Rest of the World 'What Realm are you from?' 'California' Speaking of ameri-centric, I'm gonna Guess that original Winx, the italian cartoon, didn't have their main character be from cali usa? I am presuming this is a side effect of making this property for a more global distribution than I'm guessing winx was originally conceived as back in the early 00s The Otherworld. I assume this is the fairy realm and whatnot? And the magic school. Seems to be located behind a magical barrier in the earth realm?? If that's right it seems weird if basically everyone who goes to the school is from the otherworld Pinky doubles down on his rudeness but in a Fun and Cute way because :/ and the Specialist hall is Very Pretty, oh and there's a fairy hall. Are specialists the boy...things? magi knights? bros of the blade? guys who wear those 'here come a special boy' sneakers from that one comic? Stella sees this conversation which is great because they drop the term mansplain. why would otherworlders know that term even??? Edgey(?) sees Pinky and they hug it out Stella knows Americans are the type to wander off so I guess there's a lot of inter-world connections?

Miss Dowling- is this teacher going to be like the pedo in riverdale who got *checks notes* killed off by one of multiple serial killers later on? Dowling is the headmistress, gotta keep the otherworld a secret from earthers, time and place for portal making. all standard fantasy stuff so far, nothing to make this stand out Stella has a gateway ring, and frankly isn't too nice? all the backgrounders clothing is Bland and very normal 7 realms of the otherworld, Solaria is where Alfea is, i like magic globe Incase you forgot this was a modern tale, people update their insta stories here. 'I was kindof bummed I didn't see a single pair of wings' YOU AND ME BOTH BLOOM 'We had wings in the past, transformation was lost, tinkerbell was an air fairy' This is either a cop out for your glittery cowardice, or a set up for the main girls re-finding transformation magic later. I did like the Tink bit Bloom is a fire fairy and the subtext of this conversation is that bloom's magic did Something bad. I hope it was burn down her old school's gym a la buffy movie I like miss Dowling but in the I wouldn't Be Surprised if you turned out to be Evil way, and I guess Alfea is a very privileged upper crust school. What types of college do normal fairies go to then huh? damn privileged fairies 'our students have gone on to do amazing things like re-discover long lost magics' We Get It. You will give me Wings, but Only If I'm Patient Dowling throws a jab at Bloom about power control, but I like her necklace so It's Fine

Bloom video calls her parents while unpacking in the dorm, which may have come pre-fit with a heck ton of board games? Love it. Or new plant girl brought them along with her many plants Stella has a fancy mirror and lots of jewelry and fashion photos and makeup, Musa has a laptop and apparently not much else, gotta get those establishing personalities down I guess 'Ladies of the Flies honey don't be sexist' Bloom's dad for feminist of the year (these jokes are bad but i guess we can call it a dad joke as justification) Asiha gives Bloom a look and saves her from the call with her parents- yay friendship step one achieved Blooms parents think she's in the alps because magic secrets and what not Aisha asks bloom if she's never read harry potter and I guess Bloom is a potterhead (that's the term right?). Is this self awareness that all magical school fantasy series have the same basic bricks?  Bloom is a ravenclaw sometimes slytherin, Aisha is a Gryffindor Stella is changing because she's the fashion one and has a fun pastel rainbow skirt, and uses magic to make a real aggressive lamp. She's also a mentor (maybe older than the others by a bit?) I am assuming Stella here is something along the lines of a diplomats daughter the way she talks about appearances. She better get down and dirty later on to show her growth about how some things are more important than looks yada yada Fairy magic powered by strong emotions, i am waiting for bloom's backstory to be movie x-men rogue style tragedy Terra! Which. Of course is the Plant Fairy's name. Stella is a little mean to her about the plants and she takes it with a smile and some subtle snark back using classic literature Oh that's fun Terra points out the name-plant thing, and name drops her cousin Flora. That's. The one they replaced with Terra right? Terra's dad works in the greenhouse at the school which explains earlier (and her mum is named rose) Stella is indeed a second year and Musa's eyes change for. Lie detecting magic? and loves her headphones (Overstimulation?) Aisha wants somewhere to swim and we cut to a 'pond' by specialist training. Assuming she wants to sim because she's a water fairy, why Don't they have a pool? also this pond looks. Unpleasant for swimming

Girl specialist! Does that mean we have boy fairies? Boys. Fighting. Talking about girls. All gingers are nuts. Thanks edgelord AMAZING SHAGS THOUGH 'I didn't realize your hand was a red-head' it's not truly edge if we don't talk about sex every 10 minutes Subtitles earlier only said boy 1 boy 2 but now pinky or edgy is Riv Edgy smokes weed, and pinky is a big brother figure to him, and the head? of the special boys doesn't like edgy. Me neither older guy Bit of swordplay, more girls, every specialist has black training outfits, very military Pinky is Sky who is son of Guy of Place. an important lad. without context this is meaningless to me There's a giggly boy who laughs at the idea of a war in the future and gets a talking to. I suspect this boy will be re-occurring enough to die- he has those tertiary character elements with his intro and such (and he's black so I am prepared for your standard racist murder choices) Burned Ones exist outside the barrier, which makes me wonder if dead shepard was in the otherworld? There was nothing establishing that he was in any type of Other place but :/ Oh look edgey is having a smoke cross the barrier while we learn about the creatures that live beyond it. Time to find out these creatures no one young has ever seen are still kicking Specialist leader had to kill his own pa after a burned one got him. They also. Used a shotgun when trying to fight it. Do specialists even have powers or are they just good with weapons? Edgey finds the shepards corpse. Mostly blood 'it's been 16 years since the last sighting' 'Rosalind killed all the burned ones' ahh magical creature genocide hey when is abarat 4 coming out. and is rosalind hot?

School, gossip, Aisha and Musa are snarking at Tera for thinking the guy died of natural causes because we need to have these characters not actually like each other to make it stand out when they do Aisha talks about how she eats a lot and if she didn't swim she'd be massive and we cut to the plus sized tera looking uncomfortable are we really doing this? Tera points out that Musa was ignoring her earlier and it's all just uncomfortable and not great character conflict (but I thought I saw Musa holding an honest to god ipod? it's blue but it could be a phone case. Her hand is in the way) tera and dad interaction is nice, i'm also convinced they couldn't afford more than 3 magic adults

Girl with braids and metal in her hair! There were witches in winx right? Like 3 minor antagonist girls? I assume this is one of them. Because she has alternative fashion and is therefore evil /s Beatrix. Names in this series leave something to be desired (that something is subtly. I get it, they're carry overs from a series for a younger audience, she-ra had the same issue, but i can still poke fun) Swear count: Arsehole 2 Bollocks 1 Shit 1 She's a weird ass kissing with clearly ulterior motives

Bloom is Studying and her notebook is just FAIRY MAGIC POWER = EMOTIONS LOVE FEAR? HARTED? FIRE FAIRY CONTROL? in case you weren't paying attention Oh a flashback already to the magic triggering event? Her mother had pointed out she's an introvert, and past!Bloom doesn't Party. She goes Antiquing and is a Weird Loner (her 'basic bitch' of a mom's words) Swear count: Bitch 1 Bad daughter count: 1 Bad mother count: 1 Magic glowy eyes for Bloom: 1

Bloom Hates Parties and asks Pinky I mean Sky where she can be Away from People and he fears he'll be Mansplaing to her to. vague that it's dangerous outside instead of saying 'hey there's monsters and someone was just killed by possible one of them stay in the barrier' Stella wants to talk to Sky because they have History. I did hear there was a love triangle between these three. I am bored and everyone at this party is a nosey bitch who is watching their tense conversation. Also Something? Happens when Stella gets upset [mystical warbling] Random magic effects in the (very pretty) forest Bloom is trying to practice her magic on her own, and to do that she's gotta look at sad teen pics. And look, her burnt bedroom from her first power usage The fire magic is pretty good. I think fire is like. the opposite of water when it comes to cg where it almost always looks pretty good, while I swear i've seen the actual ocean look like a shitty render Magic out of control, bloom can't control her emotions, Aisha can stop her with water magic which makes some nice steam Bloom is angry at aisha for saving her. So far 3 of the 5 girls are abrasive at best remember when people made characters likeable? Swear count: Shit 1 (but it doubles as the literal meaning because of flooded toilets) Swear count: Bitch 1 Ass 1 Taking away your teen's door is. Really shitty. Not almost burn down your house worthy but damn cheerleader mom I do not understand sleep shirts with buttons. That seems painful if you lie the wrong way? Her mom was seriously burnt by first magic usage that's a backstory Shit count +1 Main character aspect time: dormant fairy blood line? awfully strong magic for that. baby who died day after it was born and now she's here? ...I was going to say changeling thanks aisha A Barbaric practice loving hints at long term world lore Hell is a bad word for kids!! Cutting to headmistress and her secret passage after finding out bloom is secret pureblood? this really is a harry potter thing

edgelord offers giggly some booze, and says pussies twice because he's Edgey and does peer pressure Tera calls him out and knows he's a sad nerd in disguise not a 'badass' and he says she's 'three people in disguise' because fatphobia shit +1 arehole +1 tera. chokes out edgelord with a vine because she's had enough of this shit. good for her edgelord is Riv, and he lived

OBLIGATORY GOOGLE SEARCH FOR THE TERM CHANGELING REMEMBER BELLA'S VAMPIRE GOOGLE GOD I LOVE TEEN FANTASY AND THEIR INSTANCE ON GOOGLING COMMON FANTASY TERMS OH hey the lamp bloom brought with her is the one she was fixing at home that's a nice touch Stella bonds with Bloom about homesickness, and the takes a selfie Musa is a mind fairy. So she. Is a telepath with purple eye magic? Oh there's types of 'connections' Memory, thought (others but i am cut off from the lore) Stella did Something to someone who Talked To Her Man last year and now lent Bloom her teleportation ring to send her some because miss mentor really cares more about her shitty man then helping the girls she's in charge of First World- earth Old Cemetery? Very Sexy. and bloom sweetie don't leave a mystical gateway open, and how will you explain to your parents how you're back so fast Wait she's only 16? SO this really is some european college where that's a funny way of saying High School Fire guilt, bad feelings about life shattering revelations, better connection with mother. I gotta say I have low expectations of this show carrying the family connection through the rest of this. That conversation felt more like a Hey We Made These Movements Onto Other Stuff Now

Lighting choices are interesting, with green, orange and purple for creepy warehouse. THE Creepy Warehouse where she would sleep without her parent's knowledge wow right that GIRL DROPS THE DAMN RING AT THE FIRST SIGN OF burned one looked more alien than werewolf-y here Decent Horror movie looks, and dude stole her ring. Rude. Saved by the headmistress, and tera/aisha/musa are here to great her Stella can't be here though because she has to greet a half naked freshly showered sky because life is suffering and producers insist people like to see teens half naked (who. Who?) shit +1 and she dumped him. pity part of one and using it to try to get your bone on. HEY A SONG I KNOW. IT'S WHATSITCALLED FROM THE BAYONETTA COMMERCIALS WAY BACK WHEN. in for the kill la roux. I do wish netflix would either commit to telling you what song was playing or didn't tell you at all

Riv offers Beatrix a hit from his joint because what Is a Bad Kid hasn't changed in like 70 years Blowing pot smoke into someone's mouth isn't as sexy as ya'll seem to think it is Musa has cute sleep socks with little pom poms, and I love Tera's floral jammies Tera offers a bluetooth speaker so they can listen to music together Musa also calls out Tera's fake happiness this is the good shit character interaction i live for Musa Empath Mind Fairy 'somber indie music'

If you kill a burned one in the human world Something? Extra bad happens? So the headmistress knows Bloom's a changeling, and ohhh that's the last time a burned one was spotted. Is Rosalind the famed Monster Slayer the birth mother of Bloom? Tera text flirts with Giggly who IS NAMED DANE and has a thing for. Sky? Riv? I told you these boys all look the same to me so if it's a half naked pic on fairy insta i'm out of context clues. Crymeariv is the insta name that answers that. Is this the slow burn enemies to lover mlm i can't finish this sentence i don't care riv is a dick Stella and Sky are in a bed and she doesn't seem to have a top on so Implied sexy times? MYSTERIOUS HOODED AND ROBED FIGURE CROSSES THROUGH THE BARRIAR AND SHOOTS THE BURNED ONE WITH LIGHTNING MAGIC OH IT'S beatrix

alt-J – Adeline as an ending song

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